RAM'S HORN BLASTS.
To Build You Up for Spring
Begin taking Hood’s Sarsaparilla today. It will d«t yon “good.
The heavier living and closer confinement of the winter, the effects of
Adder, damp, changeable weather on the pores of the skin, and the harder
work of this season are probably tilling on you.
Hood’s Sarsaparilla, taken just now,.will give your system just what
it needs and must have, and will help you over this hard spot—the rough
ground, as it were—and quite likely save you from a serious illness later.
. “A stitch in time saves nine” is a wise old saw; therefore, don’t wait,
but begin to take Hood’s Sarsaparilla now. It purifies and enriches the
blood, restores the appetite, and gives health and strength.
It effects its wonderful cures, not simply because it contains sarsapa
rilla, but because it combines the utmost remedial values of more than 20
different ingredients, each greatly strengthened and enriched by this peculiar
combination. These ingredients are the very remedies successful physi
cians prescribe for the same diseases and ailments.
Begin taking Hood’s Sarsaparilla today. Get it in the usual liquid
form or in chocolated tablets known as Sarsatabs. 100 Doses One Dollar.
DISTEMPER
CATARRHAL FEVER
AND ALL NOSE
PINK EYE
AND THROAT DISEASES
Cure i the sick an<l acts as a peventive for others. Liquid
e ven on the tongue, Bafe for brood mares and all others. Best
Kidney remedy; 60 cents and $1 a bottle; |5 and *10the doien.
Sold by all druggists and horse goods houses, or sent, express
paid, by the manufacturers.
SPOHN MEDICAL CO., Chemists, Goshen, Ind.
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BAKING POWDER
A FULL POUND 25c.
«Pasmtngt Notes Catlina
i be
Don’t Poison Baby.
AA leked
to Hepenleoce.
i
Don't fool with
eln. It ie safer to
step on a live wire.
L’nlesa father'«
walk is as good as
bls talk he had
better
uot say
|
much.
Angels come to
most of us, but
few of us know it
until after they are gone.
Mercy is love at work.
Truth is the light that gives life.
The devil has a school teacher in
every man who swears.
It takes something more than long
hair and whiskers to make a saint.
The character of truth is always in
dorsed with "thus salth the Lord.”
God has ordained that no one shall
do wrong and find happiness in it.
It is easier to bend a sawlog than it
Is to make an old man change his way.
Before you get into the hopper, take
a good look at the grist that is coming
out.
Iu the sight of God there is no differ
ence between being wrong and doing
wrong.
Has any one ever starved because he
got a stone from the Ix>rd when he
asked for bread?
Better be suspicious of the way that
begins with roses and seems to run
straight to paradise.
Many a woman finds that It makes
her neighbor’s house look better to
wash her own windows.
pORTY YEARS AGO almost every mother thought her child must-have
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PAREGORIC cr laudanum to make it sleep. These ¿ruga will produce
sleep, and A FEW DROPS TOO MANY will produce the SLEEP FROM WHICH
THERE IS NO WAKING. Many are the children who have been killed or
whose health has been ruined for life by paregoric, laudanum and morphine, each
of which is a narcotic product of opium. Druggists are prohibited from selling
either of the narcotics named to children at all, or to anybody without labelling
them “ poison.” The definition of “ narcotic” is; “A medicine which relieves pain,
and produces sleep, but which in poisonous doses produces stupor, coma, convul
The taste and smell of medicines containing opium are disguised,
and sold under the names of "Drops,” “Cordials,” “Soothing Syrups,” etc. You
should not permit any medicine to be given to your children without you or
your physician know of what it is composed. CASTORIA DOES NOT CON
TAIN NARCOTICS, if it bears the signature of Chas. H. Fletcher.
sions and death.”
Letters from Prominent Physicians
addressed to Chas. H. fletcher.
ALCOHOL 3 PER CENT.
AXcgetaWe PreparationforAs
similatin^iheFoodandReguia
ting Hie Stomachs and Bowels i
I nfants ^C hildrex
Police!
Sim pl ifled.
“You hire a man to watch your prem ^THE MOTORMAN'S TROUBLES^
Slug 47—IIow do you spell-----
Old Fashioned Proofreader—Any way ises for a dollar a night, do you?”
"Yos, and he's a pretty good dollar
you please. All rules of spelling have
watch, too, if anybody should ask you.”
been abolished.
Only One “BROMO QUININE”
Feminine Lack of Lofflc.
Tell a wife that men are selfish, she
will
readily acquiesce. But tell that
World over to Cure a Cold in One Dav. 25c.
same woman that by spoiling her boys
Side l.ltfliia on History.
—whether in the nursery or at school,
Amelia Bloomer had Invented the cos or university—she is sowing the seeds
tume that bears her name.
“I wanted to make something as un of egotism, she will give uu emphatic
like the sheath gown as possible,” she denial.
explained.
Home Made Blood Purifier.
This also explains why It never be
came popular among our society leader«.
The best blood building prescription
To one-half pint
mHt. Vital* Dance ana < tvoui liliviww perma known is as follows:
nently cared by I>r. 1 .Ine'e Great Nerve Re- of good whiskey add one ounce syrup
Storer. Hend for FREE $2 00 trial bottle and treatise. sarsaparilla and one ounce Toris com
Dr. K. H. Kline. Ld. 831 Arch 8t.. Philadelphia, la
pound, which can be procured from any
Notbitia Doing.
druggist. Take in teaspoonful doses
Floorwalker—Can I do anything for before each meal and before retiring.
you. madam?
IIur<] Rubble.
Mrs. Kleptomeyer—No, thanks. I
Gunner—He used to be a pessimist
don’t wish to buy. I’m Just out shop
and say the world was a bubble. I un
lifting.—Judge.
derstand he has changed his opinion.
Guyer—Yes; you see, he fell out of
Pettit’s Eye Salve IOO Years Old,
relieves tired eyes, quickly cures eye an airship not long ago.
aches, inflamed, sore, watery or ulcer
Eilirrt Judgment.
ated eyes. All druggists or Howard
“I sometimes think,” remarked the reg
Bros., Buffalo, N. Y.
ular patron, “that the snare drummer
should be the best musician in the thea
Wronged.
ter orchestra.”
"Of course, you got the copyright,”
“He usually is.” said the drummer.
They said, “on your famous .-ong.”
“I did not,” said the luckless wight;
PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS
‘"They printed my copy wrong 1”
PAZO OINTMENT is miaranteed to cure any
That is LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Look
for the siirnature of E. W, GROVE. Used the
ce-e of Itching, Blind. Bleedintc or Protruding
Pile, in 6 to 14 days or money refunded. 50c.
Averting
ElixlwSewta
System
tijfcctuaWy
Dispels colds and Headaches
due to ConsV\pal\on;
Acts naturaWy aclslvuX^ as
aLaxalwe.
Best jw Men Women andOulX
vcn-J/oun^ and OXd.
To
\ls bencjtctat ejects.
° always buy the Gcnuuxe,
Cleanses
rrwuifactured
by the
CALIFORNIA
F ig S yrup C o .
SOLD BY ALL LEADING DRUGGISTS
one size only, regular price 50* per bottle.
OUT OF DOOR WORKERS
Men who cannot stop
tor a rainy day.- will
find the greatest
comfort and free
of bodily movement
in
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a t'Htantrophe.
Gwendolen—O, Jack, whan you talk
like that you break my heart 1
Jack (in a whisper)—I won't do it
any more, dearest. Awfter this I'll say
ither and nyther.
Ceremony
Omitted.
The king of the hobos, who was on his
travels, had just met the king of the
Cannibal islands.
"Well.” they said, as they looked at
each other, “I guess we won't kiss.”
Pneumonia and Consumption are always pre
ceded by an ordinary cold. Hamlin's Wizard Oil
rubbed into the chest draws out the inflammation,
breaks up the cold and prevents all serious trouble.
Wow the Trouble Started.
Publisher—Surely it ought to be pos
sible to make good print paper out of
cornstalks.
Mill Owner—Your wish, «ir, ii fodder
to the thought.
Free Entertainment.
Mrs. Mooner—I always make It a
point to go shopping early in the morn
ing.
Mrs. Spooner—To avoid th« rush?
Mrs. Mooner—No; I like to listen to
the shop girls telling each other their
dreams.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Queer
Postage
Scale«.
Definition.
Cobb—What's the difference between
vision and sight?
Dobb—See those two girls across th«
street?
Ctobb—Yea.
Dobb—Well, the pretty one I would
call a vision, but the other one—she's
a sight
Promotes Diÿ’s (ion.Cheerfu!
ness and Rest .Contains neither
Opium.Morphine nor Mineral.
With a quick, strong shove of the
N ot N arcotic .
brake-lever the motoruian brought his
car to a stop. The woman on the edge
uftryr of Oíd DrS'dÄlH'HWl
of the track Just ahead, who had been
rteviím &ed~
trying to cross, backed off, and in spite
jUx-Sbum,
1
of his motions, refused to budge. He
StM/e Salts-
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jtúse&tid »
I
clanged his gong, got the signal to
?
start, and put on the power again.
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"One thing is true,” the motorman
Chin fad Sugar •
Mùuayneti Ftaror.
•
said to the passenger on the platform,
“men don't do that. It’s only women.
Aperteci Remedy forConsttya-
Did you see what she did?”
lion, Sour Stomach.Diarrhoea
GENUINE CASTORBA ALWAYS
“No,” Bald the passenger. “I didn’t
Worms .Convulsions .Feverish
notice her till you stopped.”
ness and Loss OF SLEEP-
"Didn't you? She was beginning to
cross the street when we passed the
Facsimile Signature of
last street way back there. I saw her,
and she saw me, and I thought that
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she saw I saw her. Anyway, I slowed
up to give her a chance—besides, I’m
ahead of time, two minutes. Then
when I get near, she stops, and looks
up, and refuses to move. I have to
stop because I can’t tell which way
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Exact Copy of Wrapper.
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she’s likely to go.”
"Women don’t understand mechan
ical things,” said the passenger.
"P'r’aps not. There's one woman
lives in town,” he jerked his thumb to
Stockholm, Christiania, Berlin and Lon
Less than 1 per cent of the publie has
Ther« are nearly two women to every
indicate the direction. “She used to man teaching in Naw York's eeeondary occasion to make use of the world's ca- ¡ don, in the order named, have the lowest
death rates of all the cities of Europe.
take my car when 1 was on the old schools.
bles.
route every morning. The regular stop
was on the south side of the cross
street. Just as regular as the clock,
she'd stand on the north side.
“First time I kind of slowed down,
and motioned to her, and she ran along.
I heard she reported me for not let
If you do you can get it. If you are anxious to get into closer
ting her get on, and making her follow
touch with your friends, with the family doctor, with the store, with the
to the post. Mind you. she did the
post office, or with the cotton buyer, you can do it with a telephone
same tiling every day. I got to watch
at hand. If you want to make the farm a more livable place, if you
out for her, and I used to try to be
half a minute ahead of time so as to
want to protect your home, you can do it by installing a telephone.
make up for it. For all I know, she
If you will cut out this advertisement, write your name and
does It still.”
address on the margin and mail it to-day to our nearest house,
we will send you at once a copy of our Free Bulletin No. 112
on
The passenger was silent n moment.
"Do women get off backwards much?”
•‘How to Build Rural Telephone Lines”
he asked.
"Not on this end of the car.” said
This Bulletin explains clearly how a rural telephone system is built
the driver, grimly. “I scare 'em too
and operated, and it also contains full information as to costs.
much. One tried it on me once. I said,
In a Farmer's Mutual Company a few day’s labor and a cash
‘Danger, ma'am 1’ in a loud voice, and
Investment of about $25. per subscriber, will purchase all material
she jumped back ns If she'd stepped on
and build an absolutely standard system.
a live wire. Hello, there's my friend!
A Rural Telephone is an investment, not an expense. The
Wonder what she’s doing up here. And
telephone which enables you to sell ten bales of cotton at
cent per
she's on the wrong side of the street,
This
Book
Sent
Free
pound
more
than
the
traveling
buyer
offers
you,
has
paid
for
its en
too.”
tire cost. If you hp.ve some hay down all ready to go in, it is worth
He stopped the car by the signal
post, and waited patiently for her to
something to have a telephone with which to call on Neighbor Smith “for a lift” before the storm breaks.
catch up.
The Rural Telephone pays for itself each year and we have brought the initial cost within the
“Some'll never learn,” he said, wear
prices are especially favorable and thousands of Farmers’ Mutual Com-
reach of every farmer. Present
1
ily-
now
organizing
so
as
to build their lines this Spring. Write us to-day.
panies are
An old negro had gone to a postof-
Mother, will find Mrs. Winslow's Soothing
Syrup the b< st remedy to use fur their ehUdreu flee In Mississippi and offered for the
luring the teethlug period.
mall a letter that was over the weight
specified for a single stamp. "This is
Got to llnve ‘Km to Pull.
too heavy." said the the postmaster.
“Don't you suppose, senator, that even "You will have to put another stamp
tually all kinds of machinery will be run on It.” The old darky's eyes widened
by a wireless system?”
“No, my boy; we never could run a in astonishment. “Will nnudder stnmp
make it any lighter, boss?" he naked.—
political machine without wires.”
Buffalo Commercial.
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Dr. J. W. Dinsdale, of Chicago, Ill., says: "I use your Castoria and
advise its use in all families where there are children.”
Dr. Alexander E. Mintle, of Cleveland, Ohio, says: “I havo frequently
prescribed your Castoria and have found It a reliable and pleasant rem
edy for children.”
Dr. J. S. Alexander, of Omaha, Neb., says: “A medicine so valuable and
beneficial for children as your Castoria is, deserves the highest praise. I
find it in use everywhere.”
Dr. J. A. McClellan, of Buffalo, N. Y., says: “I have frequently prescribed
your Castoria for children and always got good results. In fact I use
Castoria for my own children."
Dr. J. W. Allen, of St. Louis, Mo., says: "I heartily endorse your Cas
toria. I have frequently prescribed it in my medical practice, and have
always found it to do all that is claimed for it."
Dr. C. H. Glidden, of St. Paul, Minn., says: "My experience as a prac
titioner with your Castoria has been highly satisfactory, and I consider it
an excellent remedy for the young.”
Dr. H. D. Benner, of Philadelphia, Pa., says: “I have used your Cas
toria as a purgative in the cases of children for years past with the most
happy effect, and fully endorse it as a safe remedy.”
Dr. J. A. Boarman, of Kansas City, Mo., says: “Your Castoria Is a splen
did remedy for children, known the world over. I use it in my practice
and have no hesitancy in recommending it for the complaints of infants
and children.”
Dr. J. J. Mackey, of Brooklyn, N. Y., says: “I consider your Castoria an
excellent preparation for children, being composed of reliable medicines
and pleasant to the taste. A good remedy for all disturbances of the
digestive organs.”
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Price
of
Proficiency.
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Kansas City
Atlanta
Portsmouth
Cincinnati
Saint Louis
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G olden
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Time—A year after they hnd faced
the parson together.
“When you were first married you
said you thought heaven hnd sent you
to me.” remarked his wife. “Do you
still think so?”
“Yes—ns a punishment." answered
♦he brutal other half of thp combine.
The Infnnf Terrible.
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• EXTRACTS
JUST RIGHT
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Amended.
it will
Cost You ^5
Ferry's ar* boat because every year W
r the retail» T gettB new supply, freshly
tested and put np. You run no risk of
poorly kept or remnant storks. We take
the pains; you get the rmuIt». Buy of the
beat equipped ari<l moot expert teed grow
ers in America. Ills toonrad vantage to
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A man can live in excellent style t
Ttpan for $20 a month.
“Doctor,” growled the patient, “it
seems to me that five hundred dollars
Is a big chnrge for that ojierntlon of
mine. It didn’t take you over half a
minute.”
"My dear sir," replied the famous
specialist, “in learning to perform that
operation in half a minute, I have
spoiled over eleven p<-cks of such eyes
ns yours."—-Success Magnzine.
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in use in the United States to-day.
Rural Téléphonés a specialty
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