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An Editor’s Love Letter
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Humor
“Dear darling delinquent! Our
precious subscriber in arrears! You
are shy. Do you think we have
sold out and gone? No, little sugar
plain we could not get away it we
wanted to. We are still at the same
old stand dishing out the adver
tisers on sweet promises and bright
expectations.
They make an ex
cellent diet, darling, with a little
pudding flavored with a word ol
encouragement to serve as a dessert.
We are waiting and watching for
thee, our turtle dove. We long to
hear thy gentle footstep in the front
office and to hear the ring of happy
dollars within our drawer. Dear
one, we feel unusually sad and
lonely without you, dear.
Now,
little piecru-1, will you come? Do
we hear you answer in a voice so
sweet and beguiling.
“I am com
ing.” or is it only the winds that
around our office roar? We pause
for further developments.
Do Not Violate the Law
The Prosper Mill Co. give notice
that all violators of the following
section will be prosecuted to full ex
tent;
Sec. 394 It shall be unlawful
or any person or persons, excep t
boom companies who are com
pelled to catch and hold logs or
other timbers of value to take up
saw logs, hewn sawed, or other tim
bers and lumber of value found
adrift in any river in this state, or
have the same in their possession,
that (bhall be marked with any I
mark or brand, without permission
of the owner or the agent thereof.:
Provided the person claiming such
mark er brand shall have a copy
thereof recorded in the county
wherein he or they reside and any
person or persons violating the pro
visions of this section shall be
deemed guilty of a felony, and on
conviction shall be fined in any sum
not exceeding
three
hundred
dollars or by imprisonment in the
penitentiary not
to exceed five
years.
Daily Real Estate Transfers
Philosophy
By DUNCAN M. SMIT«
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
The reason why we Hometimes bo
ardently desire to do a thing is be
cause we know we can’t.
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Receiver’s Receipt.
The Cause of the Delay.
Mrs. Benhaiu—Why did you marry
me?
Benham—I'll tell you tomorrow.
Mrs. Benham Why not tonight?
Benham—I’ve got to find out myself
first. New York Herald.
When a zealot
lauuches a new cult
and pushes it with
thè energy of a fa
Shifting the Responsibility.
natic, possibly he
“I see they have found the paresis
has caught the flash
of a dollar some germ.”
“That’s right. No matter how a man
where ahead
behaves, some derned old I>ug is sure
really desire a thing to be blamed for it.”—Smart Set.
Is measured by the way we shed our
Her Gift.
coats and work for It.
When a man attacks another's meth
ods he has not been able to make use
of them or has outgrown them.
We generally have more friends than
we know what to do with or else not
enough to help us a bit.
Being able to use after thought first
is what constitutes a genius.
She has within her woman’s hand to hold
A man's great heart, full pulsed and
true and strong.
How now shall woman’s victory be told?
Which conquest win, the rightful or the I
wrong?
She has within her honor or caprice
The gift of rapture and the curse of
woe.
Which will she offer, misery or peace?
We answer both, for man will have it so.
—Town Topics.
We expect everybody to smile when
the outlook to us is bright.
Nonproductive.
The hero who
For any cause
Oi any whim
May win applause
Discovers it
Will not supply
The things that cash
In hand will buy.
The hero game
Look» very fine
Whib resting on
The printed line,
But when you put
The same to use
No dividends
Will it produce.
It will not buy
The baby shoes;
The milkman It
Will not enthuse
Nor hypnotize
The nimble gent
Who calls to get
The monthly rent.
For now and then
A modest flight
The hero business
Is all right.
It wouldn’t answer,
I’m afraid,
If worked at as
A steady trade.
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ARC LIGHT
Bowling Alleys
The El Dorado
Rasmussen Bros., Props.
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Bandon
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JUST LIKE MOTHER USE TO MAKE
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Bandon Foundry
& Machine Shop
Around the Ears.
“What are the usual earmarks of a
musician ?”
“A bunch of stray locks that ought
to be amputated.”—Minneapolis Jour
nal.
Longing For Spring.
My heart Is sick, my spirit racked
With winter’s heavy woe.
I'm longing more to have it o’er.
I count the minutes go.
My very being yearns for spring.
I fairly weep and beg
To have a few potatoes new;
Also a recent egg.
—New York Press.
A. Garfield
Mil. and Steamboat Work Our
Sell meat that von like to cat
SPECIALTIES
Fresh and Cured IVIeats. Lard and Vegetables
SPECIAL
MACHINES
BUILT
TO
ORDIR
and Oregon t'lMsl St ramship « •».
Pious Wish.
“Why doesn’t our canary slug any
Rattern Shop in
more?”
"Because the bird is molting.”
"I wish Aunt Kate would molt."—De
troit Free Press.
BOOTS - AND
“What was the most remarkable epl- j
sode you ever witnessed?"
“Well. 1 once saw a woman close a
street car door ”—Louisville Courier-
Journal.
City Transfer
All kinds of draying and transfer- |
ring
FOR SALE—mill wood
roni Cody’s mill $2.00 per load.
Cod sold and delivered at lowes
prices.
J. Jenkins, Prop.
Steamer Alliance
Connection
. SHOES
Now plying between Pori
WEEKLY
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Eagle
j Bandon
ALVIN MUNCK. Prop.
Is now Located in Fino Now Quarteis
East of the Postoflice
1 llacltMiiiitli Ar
Choicest
Wine»,
Liquors
and
Cigars
Bandon Wine
Liquor Co.
DINDON, OREGON
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Budweiser ail
Call and See MUNCK
All kinds of Repair Work done
promptly nnd in n workkinnnlike
manner
Horseshoeing a Specialty
Location on plank road one-fontth mile
from the Steamer Landing.
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BANDON
ROOMS and
LODGING
V: ;ih?i xh’s Lager Beer
Old Pepper Whiskey, Hermitage, Old Crow,
Famous Sagamore, Hunterand Wilson.
Family orders by ma'' or phone delivered in city limits
OKEGON
T. D. Guerin et al, to L, A. Rob
erts, alj rock in quarry in lot 3,
Contractor and Builder
Sec 16, Twp 29, R 12; Deed;
Having
moved to Kandon from
Con.
$1.00.
Most any man is privileged to be
Myrtle Point | will take up the busi
ness oi contracting and building.
L. A. Roberts et ux, to Ben Mc foolish if he has a bank account com
mensurate with his lack of sense.
Satisfaction guaranteed in all cases
Mullen, part of lot 3, sec 15, twp
qialso have the Matheney & Rogers
Well Auger and will be prepared to
29, R 12; Deed; Con. $10.00.
Human Snail.
sink wells to the depth of fifty feet
“Most deliberate mortal I ever saw.”
April 15
«H will also install flues and chim
“Blow, Is he?"
neys. Anyone desiring work In these
Heirs of C. S. Elliott, to Rachael
"Well, I wouldn't be surprised to
lines call on or address
N. Elliott, lot 2, sec 7, twp 29, hear any day that he was dying by
R 14; s
of ne 1-4, sec 12, twp inches.”
29, R 15; deed; con. $i.oo.
Opposites.
Box 153, Bandon, Oregon
"I ain al! broke up.”
April 17
"Are you?”
O. C. Rice et ux, to Menasha
“Yes. What would you advise?”
"You might work till you are broke
Wooden ¿Ware Co,
ne 1-4,
down.”
sec 14, twp 27. R 13; deed;
Not Prepared.
con. $1.00
“So you are a mind reader?"
Meals at
Hours
April 19
“Yes.”
“Will you read for me?”
J. J. O'Neil et ux to Bettie E. Perry
Short Orders a Specialty
lots 1 and 2, block 3, O’Neil Add , “You know, I don't furnish the
mind.”
to Bandon; deed; con; $10.00
How Ho Judged.
Aj ril 20
“You attend church regularly?”
I. R. Nosier et ux, to S. M. Cood' “Oh yes."
et al, parcel of land beginning at
“Is it high church or low church F’
BANDON TRANSFER CO.
uc corner of lot 4, block 6, Co “High church. Judging from th*
bills.”
C. H. 1’ attbbson A- S on
quille; deed; con $1500.
Pert
Girl.
G. S. Waterman, by Sheriff to
Dray and General Delivery
“Are you fond of lobster, MI m Flip?”
R’ A. Cribbins, lots 37 and 38
"Lobster?”
• . . Meetafall boat*. Orders carefully bnudled
block 23, Portland Add. to Ban “Y qb ."
BANDOft'
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OREGON
“Oh, this is so sudden.**
don: deed; con $.69
J. R. Johnson,
0. K. Restaurant
all
Newly furnished large light rooms
Electric Lights
Telephone
Rented by single night, week or
month
INQUIRE AT OFFICE OF
The BANDON STEAM LAUDRY
Boyles’Jewelry Store
Carrie* a fine line of
Watches, Clocks and
Jewelry
SI II KU )S A:
II!. t< KSÌIITI«S
AGATES CUT AND
POLISHED
Agate Jewelry Made to Order
ANI»
Wagons of Ml Kinds Made to Order
Horseshoeing a Specialty
Work attend'd Io piompl' and nil v. rk - tiara n teed to give xahsiat lion.
Atwatri Street, Bandon, Oregon.
FINE ENGRAVING
PO II I
J. N. TAYLOR, Prop.
«30*?
Bnnnet Magatma w'-era tba reader» <rf thia paper the beat opportunity
of ths year
RFV1CW OF REVIEWS .
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SUNSET MAGAZINE
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HOME COMPANION
1.25 I
WOMAN'S
REGISTERED OPTICIAN
Reliable Work and Goods.
and
FREE
s u
Every Saturday it The G.dli< r
Hotel io a. m. to 4 p. m.
ALL FOR
$3.00
with yonr order. » bwitiful premium, a Ti-fage book
U'u«tra»ed in four color« with U5 Western view».
NSET
MAGAZINE
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A postal will bring me to y«ur home
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A. N. AMES,
H W SKINNER. Agent
Marshfield. Phone 44 I
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National Bi
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TRIPS
i >anclon
W orks
Dealer in Hoots and Shoes.
Repairing neatly and prompt
ly done at lowest liv
ing prices
C’oo® Hay only
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GRAY fit HOLT CO.. G<-n. Agent-
728-730 Merchant^ Exchah.' San Franc: ro
You can’t expect to get $2 worth
for $1. but you can get your
money’s worth atj
Remarkable.
as He Pleased.
"What’s bls reputation?”
“He has none.”
“What!"
"That’s right.’’
“What a happy man he must be!”
Do Yon
Bowl?
The Time and the Offense.
,
“Oh, ma, teacher whipped Tommy
If there were such an oflleial ns gen Crow today!”
eral Inspector of public probity, what
“What for?”
an authority he would be on the philos
“For five minutes.**—Cleveland Plain
ophy of graft!
Dealer
Wouldn’t Work on Himself.
R.
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A chronic condi
tion of not having
the money is a good
many reasons why
most of us do not
do as we would like.
I. S. Kaufman et ux to G. W
“My nusband was too sick today to
Kaufman, lot 12, block, 3 Azalea go to work."
“By the way, w hat does he do?"
Park Add. to Bandon; Con. $10
“Writes the daily health hints for
April 14
the Evening .Screed.”
E. Bargeron, to Chas. Wilcox, lot
Striking ■ Balance.
4; block 7, Coaledo- Deed Con.
¿150
oM! this wiut Never? 00-
pineo }
times awm *
W. W. Deyoe et ux, to L. W. De-
io -t-s-* i s-y 20 m SHo
JAMIS BRIHGMt, A ARomCl
yoe, lots 32. 33, 34, 35, and 36,
block I, Smith’s Add. to Bandon;
Deed; Con. $1.00.
Fred H. Gross et ux, to Myrtle
Point Church of Brethern, lots 4,
5 and 8, block 19, Woodland
Add. to Bandon; Deed; Con.
$400.
U. S. of A. to Geo. W. King,
lots 4, and 5, Sec, 6, Twp. 28,
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A Child’» ¡feffiut. ;
It wan a quiet Sunday afternoon
atfn mother and little boy were hav
ing their accustomed Bible rending.
He sat on her lap while she-read to |
him the Twenty-third Psalm. Little
fellow though he was, the tender,
beautiful words seemed to stir bls
thought. Mother read to the end and
th.« waited without a word. Little
boy was silent, too. for a moment:
then, reaching up nnd gently stroking
mother’s cheek, he said softly:
“Was It a little boy wlvout his
mamma?”—Success Magazine.
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burnished by Title Guarantee &
Abstract Company, at Marshfield
and Coquille:
April 13, 1909.
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