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HE HATED LONG PRAYERS*
CHAMPION JERSEY
POINTS FOR
THE HORSEMAN
Concerning brood mares, there Is no
danger of working them in foal provid
ed they are properly handled, says a
writer in the Breeder's Gazette, Chica
go. A mare will be better if worked and
will produce more vigorous foal*. How
ever, Judgment should be exercised in
working mares heavy In foal. They
abould not be required to haul heavy
loads over muddy road* or work in
tbe Held where they would be required
to turn In aoft, mucky ground, as they
might strain themselves and cause se
rious injury. The man who uses more
than one team on his farm can easily
give the lighter work to the mares in
foal and In this manner get substan
tially tbe same work out of them as
apy other team.
It is not a good plan to turn mares
in the pusture with other horses when
heavy in foal unless they are known to
get along with them. A kick may kill
a colt. Brood mures need about the
Mine feed as other horses, but when
nearing foaling time it is better not
to feed much corn or other heating
food. Many think mares when ut
work, as well as other horses, should
Jacoba Iron*, Bred In Thia Country,
•nd Her Wonderful Record.
“It happened,” said tbe colonel,
Some months ago Financial Countess^ “that there were two colored preach-
un Imported Jersey owned by C. E. era inhabiting cells iu the peniten-
Parfet of Colorado, held the official tlary at Frankfort at the same time.
world’s record for Jerseys with a pro If I remember aright, both were sen
duction of 795.3 pounds of fat. A lit . teneed for polygamy, but old Sam was
tle later Adelaide of Beechland, bred a Methodist parson, while old Jake
by Mr. Sweet of New York, but now was of the Baptlrt faith. It seems
owned by the Ladd estate of Portland, that bam had done muetbing to great
Ore., where the year’s work was ac ly offend the warden, and the punish
complished, eclipsed this record by ment decided on was an old fashioned
producing under official supervision I lushing. Some weeks after tbe affair
849.63 pounds of fat during the pre : came off the Rev. Sum, whom I ha 1
ceding twelve months.
And now known from boyhood, was telling me
eomes Jacoba Irene, owned by A. O. | about it.
Auten of Illinois, with another eclips
“’t didn’t mind de whippin’ so
ing record of 954.1 pounds, says a i much, Mara Jack, ef it hadn't been for
writer in Hoard’s Dairyman.
de way old Jake acted. You see, de
Jacoba Irene and Adelaide of Beech
land are of American breeding for warden he said to me: “Sam, 1’8
gwine to whip you and ’low de whip
several generations, which suggests
pin’ will do you a whole heap uv good
that if one’s ambition is to discover |
and disseminate the best representa I’s gwine to let old Jake pray fer you,
tives of the Jersey breed it is not nec and de blows will continue to full on
essary that he should cross the ocean your black hide while Jake'H pru'r is
a-gofn’ on. When he cojnes to a final
to find them.
Bred by J. M. Shrader of St. Joseph. stop den de punishment will likewise
Mo., and dropped April 3, 1898, Jacoba end.”
“ ‘Laud sakes. Mars Jr.e'i, I knowed
Irene commenced her world conquerlug
it
was all up wld me d-t. for dat ig
career for Mr. Auten by freshening
Dec. 11, 1905, and in the succeedlug norant old nigger no« <»r did know
twelve months gave 11,391.1 ixiuuds of wheu It was time to get up off’u his
milk containing 019.9 pounds of fat; knees! De fac’ dat a po’ humau bein’
average test, 5.44 tier cent. She fresh wus in distress wasn’t gwine to make
ened again Dec. 10, 1906, and during a bit uv difference wld him. Well, sir,
the ensuing year gave 14,255.7 pounds It was Jes’ like I ’suspected It'd be.
of milk containing 792.1 pounds of fat; Dey brought me out, and old Jake, de
average test, 5.55 per cent. Thirteen old villun, started In, and as fast as be
and one-half months later, Jan. 28, prayed de warden come down on me
wld h whip dat cut like a knife. I
never did want to hear a pra’r come
to an end so bad in my life, but it
weren’t any use. Every time I thought
he was mos* through old Jake took a
fresh hold, and down come de licks
harder’n ever. Shorely It seemed to
me like lie prayed a month, and. Murs
Jack, I wants to tell you right now
dat I am sot against long pra’rs for
de rest uv my life.* ” — Washington
’ost.
The origin of “rotten cotton gloves,"
a phrase which for some years be
longed to tbe slang of England and
America, Is worth relating. At a time
when John le Hay was playing at the
Prince of Wales’ he was "command
ed” to give his ventrlloqulal perform
ance at a birthday entertainmeut at
Sandringham.
His two figures, the usual squeaky
old lady and the usual rude old man,
had been newly dressed for the occa
sion, that their clothes mlglit not suf
fer too keenly by comparison with the
rich surroundings. But when Mr. le
Hay bad placed them in position and
was about to begin bis “show” he
fouud to his disgust that ills costumer
had forgotten to change the old man’s
dirty cotton gloves for a pair of new
kids.
The tone of shabbiness this gave to
the male figure was too conspicuous
to be ignored by poor Mr. le Hay, and
hi an eternal half minute his quick
wit found a way out of the trouble for
him.
"A nice thing,” remarked the male
doll, looking around at the royal audl-
enee with alarm, "bringlug me to a
swell house like this in these terrible
gloves!”
This caused so much amusement
that tbe i ventriloquist decided to make
more of ’ the "wheeze,” and the badly
behaved I old gentleman’s Incessant
grumble i throughout the entertain-
cotton gloves,” proved
meat, “ 'rotten
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oue of the chief successes of the even
ing.
Tbe "line” was lu all Mr. le Hay’s
subsequent performances in America
as well as in England, and if, say, a
man had had u bad deal in Wall street
or In Throgmorton aveuue it was the
usual thing to say that he had a “rot
ten cotton deal.”—London M. A. P.
Uncle Sam’s horse farm, conducted
by tbe department of agriculture in
Au old horseman says that the best
way to teach a colt to eat is to begin
while tbe mare is nursing it. He feeds
tbe mare once a day on hay cut in
Inch lengths, mixed with bran, mid
dlings or other ground feed and mois
tened wttb water, Just enough to make
tt adhere to tbe buy and not be sloppy.
He arranges the fet'd box so the colt
can learn to eat with tbe mare. In
this way by weaning time the little
animal will be able to keep his colt
flesh and weaning will not hurt him.
A little of this feed will digest easily,
la economical, will distend his stom
ach, and if followed uutil be Is four or
five years old, when his digestive or
gana ar* in perfect working order, be
will be practically Immune from colic
or stomach trouble.
Belgian* to th* Front.
Speaking of Belgian draft horses re
csntly, on* of tbe largest dealers in
New York said: “Our customers all
JACOBA IKBNK.
1908, she freshened again, and her rec
ord for this third year is 17,253.2
pounds of milk containing 954.1 pounds
of fat.
It goes without saying that she was
well born, but none of her immediate
ancestors was especially renowned,
Ida of St. Lambert being her great-
greut-grandum. Indeed, so far as can
lie learned, the others left no records
from which one could predicate the
wonderful producing ability she has
demonstrated. About all that can be
said is that her dam, Pogls Irene II.,
was less than twenty-three mouths old
when Jacoba was born, that her
grand« m, Pogls Ireue, was three years
old when Pogls Irene II. was born and
that this grandum was a heifer’s first
calf. It would seem, therefore, that the
more or less widely disseminated opin
ion that a heifer’s first calf is of in-
feror quality has no foundation in fact
and that early breeding does not neees-
arii.v result In diminished size or im
paired constitution.
Anti-acid For Calv**.
When calves crave for wood or oth
er unnatural substances it is au Indi
cation of au excessive acid condition
of tbe digestive organ*. They need
an antbacld, the same as cows eating
bones to neutralize this acid condi
tion. Give them a teaspoouful of bi
carbonate of soda in milk twice daily.
Mixed Ration Moro Profitable.
For wintering cattle it la more prof
itable to feed a mixed forage ration
than to feed any single kind of forage.
like them for their remarkable keeping —Nebraska Experiment Station.
.qualities as well as their great weight,
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•nd they are coming right to the front, Q-
the beat of them commanding prices
STOCK AND DAIRY.
equaled only by tbe pick of the Per-
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cberons. I suppose there are no other
A close, poorly ventilated stable may
horses on earth more docile and more
easily kept than Belgian drafters. be very cold. It takes plenty of pure
They come in all colors, yet I think I air to keep cattle warm.
Selecting Rang* Gsw*.
can pick one out every time by the
points that are fixed in tbe breed
Iu selecting range cows for dairy
They are the closest built, blocklest work tbe Colorado experiment station
horses that we see, with short necks, reports that grade Shorthorns have
abort, clean legs and short bodies, of usually been found the moat satisfac
enormous depth and breadth and usu tory. Tbe cow should be selected for
ally with drooping rumps. They are four dairy points—a good udder, prom
not quite as active and snappy as the inent hip bones, a sharp bone at the
Percherous, and as a class they do not top of the shoulder and large stotMcb
•bow tbe same quality, but when it capacity.
comes to throwing weight into the col
Whit* Speck* In Butter.
lar the modern Flemish horse is a
White siiecks in butter are some
nailer. I think that a cross between times nothing more than fine particles
the Percheron and the Belgian gives of milk curd caused from lack of care
us the really best draft horses we lu skimming.
Sometimes they are
have today.”
small specks of dried cream due to
dry cream having been scraped from
Steer* Thrive on Ensilage.
the sides of tbe pan and being too dry
Experiments in steer feeding at the to thoroughly soften and tn lx with the
Pennsylvania experiment station show rest.
pqual gains on a ration of corn en
8«l«cting Breeding 8tock.
silage aa compared with dry fodder.
Iu building up a herd of pure bred
Slaughter testa failed to ahow any dif animals on tbe farm as much atten
ference In the carcasses of the two tion should be given to tbe foundation
lota, and prices paid for tbe meat were «if that herd as would lie given to the
tbe me. Figuring the coat, gain was foundation of the bouse or the barn
The selection of th*
made at greatest profit by feeding the on the farm.
breeding stock Is of prime Importance.
ensilage.
If you could secure the help of a suc
Salting th* Flock.
cessful breeder in making the first
Sheep that have iteen a long time purchase tt would be advantageous.
without salt are apt to make them- Men of exfierience are quick to ob>
RliVi •ick eating too much of It when serve certain important points the be-
the opportunity comes, Be regular In t,inn r bou I u overlook. Without sound
feeding It to them. or. better still, pro Judgment, good care and management
vide a box td which the flock can have you caunot expect to succeed in in-
access at ail time«. They will help •creasing tbe fertility of your land,
themselves and will eat only such as building up a home or establishing a
la good for them.
hard of pure breds.
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Norton’s Book S
By DUNCAN M. SMITH
New Location, New
Goods, New Prices
SEASONABLE.
Spring?
Where have we heard
That name?
I* It a game
Or a Beason?
Hist!
This 1* treason.
Spring Is the dearest.
The nearest
Perfect creature
That ever came down
The pike.
Doesn't It strike
You that way?
Of course
There is spring.
And then
Again
There is spring.
You cannot pay
Your money and say
Which Is your choice.
You have no voice
In that.
With the gentle brand
At hand
You smile.
While
With the other kind
You find
Fault and say
It Is a crime
The way that winter
Is overstaying Its time
But really could
Anything beat spring
When it is good?
Useless 'tls
For another to enter
When It holds
The center
Of the stage
And is all the rage
A b the only season
In the almanac.
Having moved my store to the building
opposite Trowbridge’s store I now have
on hand a full line c
Books, Stationery, C gars, Tobacco, Etc
The largest assortiro't of POST CARDS
ever brought to Bar Jon. Prices always
right.
BANDON STE/ M LAUNDRY
First Class Laundry W.>r. GuaranteeJ.
attention given to f ne woolen goods
Special
J mui Lad
'tentimi
F. A . ’ ¡ATESJ, Proprietor
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"Them Was the Days.
OA K J<
DO yE ReMEAlßfR WHEN
vszp WORKED O/s SP4CE ?
FH — THEM WAS T HE DAY S-
GOT A A'lATCH ~
DEAI. R IN
Th« Origin of a On« Time Popular
Slang Phraa«.
be fed only timothy hay, but well
cured clover hay or timothy uud clover
mix«’ I regard as equally good.
Breeding Carriag* Horses.
Colman.
Teaching th* Colt to Eat.
Humor <md Philosophy
ROTTEN COTTON GLOVES.
CABMOK, ST a ' n DABD SUED OAHU1AOE BTAIr-
LION.
co-operation with tbe Colorado experi
ment station, is developing a breed of
carriage horses on au American foun
dation. When this experimental work
was taken up carriage horse breeding
was decided upon because such horses
are, as a rule, the most valuable on the
market and as a result of the strong
d< mand the supply was gradually di
minishing. Most Important of all, how
ever, was tbe feeling that steps should
be taken to correct tbe practice of cas
trating valuable stallions and selling
valuable mares for other than breed
lug purposes. Among the number of
stallions and mares purchased was tbe
stallion Carmon (formerly shown as
Glorious Thundercloud >, bred by ex
Secretary of Agriculture Norman J.
And Wall H* Might After Hi* Agonis
ing Experience.
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Insurance Broker
Notary Public
We wouldn’t so much mind growing
old if we could conceal the fact from
friends and acquaintances.
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No Optimist.
"You might as well laugh as cry. little
girl.”
"Why?”
“Because one will do Just as much
good ns the other.”
"Maybe, but it feels better to cry.”
While holding a term of court at
Augusta once Jud^e Walton sentenced
a man to seven years in prison for a
grave crime. The respondent’s coun
sel asked for a mitigation of the sen
tence on the ground that the prison
er’s health was very poor, “Your
said
honor,” e»
M he,
h® “I am satisfied that
my client cannot live out half that
term, and I beg of you to change tbe
sentence.” "Well, under those circum-
stances," said the Judge, “I will
change the sentence. I will make It
for life Instead of seven years.1 It Is
almost needless to add that the re
spondent chose to abide by the orig-
Inal sentence, which tbe Judge per-
mitted him to elect.—Argonaut.
Room 3 over Vienna Calc
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Their Failing.
“The women in tbe Balkans are
about to take up arms.”
“What for?”
■Î
“To shoot the enemy, of course.”
“That will be hard on the cows In
the neighborhood.”
The Way Ho Does It.
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IIn* steamer
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new, is slrongiy built and ii.b-d with the latest improvements and will
give a regularfi day service, tor passengers and ic'glil, betwe<j the Coquille river, Oregon,
First-class Passenger Fare,
“He always fights his own battles."
“Hard hitter, eh?”
“Not so you could notice it.”
"What is bis method?"
“Long distance talker.”
I. Kruse. managing agent, 24 California St., San F rancisco.
Explained.
“He always goes to his club
Wednesday.”
“Al way s r
“I wonder why.”
"Mother-in-law day at home.
Felt So.
A Bad Chang*.
Shingles
“Oh, dear, 1 feel so old today!”
“W ell, you are older than you ever
were before.”
iiotel Gainer
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
When the inno who can tell you nil
about it is too busy to do so It Is your
lucky day.
A touch of conceit often keeps the
milk of human kindness from getting
tn a ferment.
week <w monili.
Bandon
It Is some satisfaction to reflect that
we haven’t been foolt«b every time we
bare had an opportunity.
se A FATI
A ak ,
ano
S* HA AAV.
Fin* Old Spaniah Emerald*.
Being divorced
to a inan seems
like being bur
glarized so far
as bls purse is
concerned.
“Fine old Spanish emeralds” is a
phrase which means something quite
different from what it seems to Imply.
There never was an emerald mined In
A gixid fl nan
Spaiu, but after the conquest of Peru
clor is known by
the conquerors brought home great
the loan« he
quantities of loot, of which emeralds
doesn't make.
formed an Important part. In thia
way the finest emeralds ctune Into
It is easy to
I x «session of tbe old Spanish families,
keep sweet when
and ns very few had Iteen seen in
everybody is
Europe previous to that time all the
playing to suit us.
best stones soon became classed as
fine old Spanish emeralds. Today tbe
Tbe way to be happy Is Just to be
expression still applies to the best
happy
without lief or license from
emeralds of any source.
anybody.
Sample Room in 'Connection.
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Vice
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CORRESPONDENTS:
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Merchants National Bank. Portland, Oregon; The Chase National Bank, of New York.
Japan«** Juatlc*.
There are people so careless with
When n dog bnrks at night In Japan
money
that they use it to pay debts.
the owner Is arrested and sentenced
to work a year for the neighbors that
Some ¡leople laugh at their own ex
were disturl'ed. The dog gets off
easier, being simply killed. -Philadel pense and then make the audience
give them n rebate.
phia inquirer.
It is Homtlmes bard to reconcile our
Happy are tbe miseries that end in
ideas of fair play with the way things
Joy.—German Proverb.
go with ua.
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