*
AS A LAST
RESORT
SOMETHING FO$ EVERYBODY
«•• •
Catarrh
New Jersey farmer deciar* ale Ilfs
was saved by ghost of bis wife.
Invites Consumption
Mothers will And Mrs. Winslow's Boothing
Byrup the bee* n-medv to use lot their cUMdx ia
luring the teething period.
It weakens the delicate lung tissues,
Australia tnlnfls employ 120,000 men. deranges
the digestive organs; and
The simple cost of setting Up In type breaks down the general health.
It often causes beadache and dizzi
a new edition oT the Bible amounts to
ness, impairs the taste, smell and
$5,000.
bearing, and affects the voice.
The machine exports to Japau have
Being a constitutional disease it re
lncreuM-d tn quantity five times In one quires a constitutional remedy.
year.
Some of the largest ocean steamers Radically and permanently cures.
can be converted Into armed cruisers ip In uuual liquid form or in chocolated tablets
thirty hours.
known as Sarsatabs. 100 doses *D
A man can hire a horse In Japan,
Axalnit Adverse Condldlons.
keep two servants and live on the fat
Interviewer—May I ask how you ac
or the land, all for a little aver $20 a
quired your clear and luminous style of
month.
writing?
California’s output of gold in 1907
Successful author—Do you think it’s a
fell off $2,004,524 as compared with 'uminous style, young man? Well, I ac
1900, while she produced $60,182 worth quired it by long and painful labor in
a dimly lighted back attic.
of silver less.
The business of a well-known firm of
X'or can panurgic craft in making stitches
New York opticians consists largely of
With effort operose. particular,
the manufacture of spectacles for Transmute Into a silken bag for riches
horses to make them step higher.
A female swine's affix auricular.
There Is an evident lack of harmony
Rain is never known to fall in the
in the interests of landlord and tenant
in New York City, for there is a daily region between the first and second cata
average of 197 cases in the courts grow- racts of the Nile.
MR. WM. f. VAHLBtKu.
Mr. William F. Vahlberg, Oklahoma Ing out of the relation.
An English brewery has given a con-
Consignments of a new grai>e, “Dita tract for a million labels per day for the
City, Okla., writes:
“One bottle of Peruna which I have della Donna,” or lady's fingers, have present year.
taken did more toward relieving me of reached Covent Garden, London. The
Our million Immigrants a year are
an aggravated case of catarrh of the grapes are long and tapering and rath bringing with them $25,000,000 a year,
stomach, than years of treatment with er sweeter than the ordinary variety.
besides their labor.
the best physicians.
Next to mining the greatest industry
“I had given up hopes of relief, and of South Africa Is sugar growing. The
The growth of girls is greatest in their
only tried Peruna as a last resort.
amount of money Invested in this is fifteenth year; of boys in their seven
“I shall continue using it, as I feel
teenth.
satisfied it will effect an entire and per- $7,300,000. The production of the pres
ent
year
is
estimated
at
40,000
tons,
The tropical seas contain a greater per
manent cure.
centage of salt than those of the aiors
“I most cheerfully recommend Peru with a valuation of about $63 a ton.
northern latitudes.
na to all who may read this.”
Miss Mabel Sturtevant has Just been
Peruna is usually taken as a last re admitted to practice at the bar at Jef
Vanilla comes from a genus of climb
sort.
~
Doctors have been tried and ferson City, Mo. Her record as a stu ing orchid which grows plentifully in ihe
failed,
Other remedies have been dent is remarkable. She was gradu tropics.
used. Sanitariums have been visited. ated as valedictorian from the high
How a busy man doesn't love a per
Travel has been resorted to.
school. Later she won scholarships in
At last Peruna is tried, Relief is Baker university and in Kansas City sistently cheerful Individual who auc-
ceeda only in being noisy.
found.
university and tlie curator's scholarship
This history is repeated over and
The sum of $5,750 was paid in London
over again, every day in the year. It in the University of Missouri. Since the other day for an orchid—an Odouiw
is such results as thiB that gives Peru enrolling in 1905 she has taken both glossum Crispium Pittanum.
na its unassailable hold upon the peo the law and the academic course and
The man wiio can say "yes’’ and “no
ple. We could say nothing that w*ould will receive her degree next June,
add force to such testimonials as the
A buccaneer was originally one of at the right time has a sufficient com
above. That people who have had ca the French settlers in Hispaniola or mand of auguage.
tarrh and have tried every other rem Haiti and Tortugas. whose occupation
file art of glove cutting requires
edy available, find relief in Peruna, was to hunt wild cattle and hogs, and great skill, and in France some of the
constitutes the best argument that cure their flesh; also a pirate, freeboot best workmen are paid $100 a week.
could be made.
er; especially one of the piratical ad
Australia exports 24,000,000 rabbit
venturers. chiefly French and British, skins a year. To kill this great number
To Shut Off Papa'« Income.
who combined to make depredations on
“But why are you in such a hurry to the Spaniards in America in the sec costs about $325,000.
get married? I love you and you are ond half of the seventeenth century;
Dr. Joseph Sanide, the royal dentist to
on the right side of papa."
the Khedive of Egypt, studied surgery in
so-called because the first of the class
“I know, but it’s this keeping on the
Chicago for three years.
right side of papa that is worrying me; were Frenchmen driven from their busi
Wages in die machine factories of Ger
when we are married I won't have to ness of buccaneering by the Spanish many
advanced last year 10 to 15 per
let him win at poker when he plays.”— authorities of Hispaniola.
cent.
The promoters of the Institution for
Houston Post.
The Japanese have established a steam
the Blind In Vienna seem much pleas
The Suburbanite,
ship
line connecting their ports with
ed with the result of the first eight
“I’ll see,” said the wife, “that you don't
Chile.
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months
of
its
existence.
All
the
work
forget
ers are blind, and they are engaged in
Dresden has opened a bathing establish-,
To order that ironstone china set!”
He missed his train, for she made him the manufacture of brushes and bas ment for dogs. It is owned and govern
kets. Up to the present about 23,000 ed by the municipality.
linger
While she tied a string around his finger. kronen worth of orders have been ex
About 44,000 square miles of arable
—Chicago Tribune.
ecuted, say something like £2,000, and land are available in Cuba for sugar cul-
A “man, 32,” advertises in a morning a fair profit has been realized. The so ture.
London paper that he is willing to "un ciety has now under consideration the
A sausage four feet long and one foot
dertake any adventure, however desper proposal to enlarge the workshops. The
thick formed the wedding cake at a Han
ate.”
wares are put upon the market In fair over botcher's wedding.
competition with the product of other
The world uses at least 170,000,000,-
kindred factories.—London Globe.
000 matches yearly.
Domestic servants are hard to get in
Side Uahts on History.
Buenos Ayres. A correspondent in that
WATERPROOF \
Cotton Mather was persecuting the New
city writes that the question Is “the one
grave preoccupation of the women of Salem witches.
OILED CLOTHING
“I'm going to make it still hotter for
the federal capital, and the staple of ’em!"
looks belter-wears longer
he exclaimed, vindictively.
and gives more
'
conversation at the midday reunions.”
Misunderstanding this remark, some of
bodily comfort
J
In describing the servant of Buenos the best citizens of the community, as
because cut on
Ayres,
the writer says : “Cook, house we have every reason to believe, went
large patterns, yet
maid, waitress, chambermaid or nurse, ahead and built the fires.
costs no more than
Individually and collectively, they are
the just as good kinds
Omissions of History.
the s]>eck on the ripe fruit of domestic
SWQOSLICKTOQO.1
The pilgrim fathers had Just landed at
felicity, the fly in the ointment, any Plymouth Rock.
SOLD EVERYWHERE.
thing and everything you please that is
“Just the thing.” they exclaimed with
E»v*y garment
beoring the
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■
bad and slovenly and untrustworthy, enthusiasm, “for a New England farm !”
Sign of (he tish ;
;
Whereupon they proceeded to plant the
everything save good sériants.”
qucronleed
woterproot
CATALOG FRtC
tree of liberty right there.—Chicago
Down in West Virginia it nppears to Tribune.
* j rowt e co BOSTON
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lx» exi>enslve to sell a man more whisky
Haila’t Forgotten.
than he can carry internally and then
Miss Screecher—I wonder if Unclt
turn him adrift. The case of Dinah J.
Bennington, suing for her children, Jim remembered me when he made hit
Tl.is sterling household remedy is most against C. D. Gillespie, a saloonkeeper will? I used to sing for him.
Lawyer—Yes. he evidently remember
successfully prescribed for a "world of near Hendricks, W. Va., was decided
troubles.” For derangements of the di recently by the Jury awarding the plain ed you—at least your name isn’t men
gestive organs it is a natural corrective,
Honed in the document.
operating directly upon the liver and ali tiff $600. At a previous term of court
1 hirst foe KiKinlrdge.
mentary canal, gently but persistently Mrs. Pennington sued and obtained a
"I will wait a few moments,” said the
stimulating a healthful activity.
Its verdict for $800 for the loss of her hus-
beneficial influence extends, however, to ba nd. Pennington was killed near the lecturer, who had delivered an eloquent
every portion of the system, aiding in tlie saloon, and Gillespie was sued as the and instructive address on "The High
Mission of Women In Our Modern Civil-
processes of digestion and assimilation of
man who sold the whisky on which ization,” “to answer auy question that
food, promoting a wholesome, natural
may be asked.”
appetite, correcting sour stomach, bad Pennington became intoxicated.
“There's one thing Id like to know.
breath, irregularities of the bowels, con
There are five types of native Amer-
Mr. Croxton,” s;>oke up a dyspeptic look
stipation and the long list of troubles
lean
apples;
all
of
them
crabs.
John
ing man with a thin, straggling beard.
directly traceable to those unwholesome
conditions.
Kasparilla dispels drowsi Smith wrote from Virginia that he had “Where do they git the names fur all
ness, headache, backache and despond found “some new crabapples, but they ‘hese breakfast foods?"
ency due to inactivity of the liver, were small and bitter." New England
The Only Way.
kidneys anil digestive tract. It is a ers made the same report. The Sonlard
Strengthening tonic of the highest value. lias the reputation of being the largest
“This bathing pool ou the lot you
If it fails to satisfy we authorize all
and best of these natives. Sports of sold me Is a fake," blustered the Irate
dealers to refund the purchase price.
purchaser.
H oyt C hhmicad C o . Portlana, Oregon this variety, like the Matthews, are
“in what way, sir?” asked the crafty
Improved In size and quality. Selec real
estate agent.
tions might probably be made from
“Why. you told me I would find the
western thickets, of e«en better sorts water up to my neck, Instead of that I
thnn are now known. I believe the find It only 12 Inches deep.
blood of the wild crab Is In some of
“Well, er—I meant you would find
our best orchard apples.—Outing Mag it up to your neck, sir, if you Jumped in
The Chinese Dcclor azine.
head first."
There
are
two
varieties
of
apples
Th!« groat Chine»« phy-
•i-’ian in well kuown
found wild tn Europe, but the region
throughout the North -
wan bveauae of hi» won
adjacent to the Caspian sea seems to
derful and iDHrveloua
cure«, ami is today her
have been the origin of the apple as
aid«! by all hia patient»
a« the greateat of hia
known In the East. Charred pieces of
kind He treat» any ami
Coughing Spells
all di«caaei with power
apples
are found In the heaps of refuse
are promptly relieved by a »in
fill Chin »• root*. herba
left by the lake dwellers, who occupied
and i ark* that are entirely unknown to the med
gle dose of Piso’a Cure. The
ical arience of thia country
With theae harm
regular use of this famous re
portions of Europe before any of the
lr«a reined lew he gnuranteea to curt catarrh.
medy will relieve the worst
Bothnia lung trouble*, rheumatiam. nert ou*neea,
present
races.
These
people
lived
on
form of coughs, colds, hoarse
atomach. liter and kidney trouble«, alto private
ness, bronchitis, asthma and dis
diaeai»«« of men and women
platforms, laid over piles driven Into
eases of the throat and lungs.
CONSULTATION TRCC
Absolutely free from harmful
the
water
—
probably
to
protect
them
Pat Ian te out aide of city write for blanka and
drugs and opiates. For half a
olrvulara. lucloao 4o stamp.
selves from animals In an era before
century the nousehold remedy
in millions of homes.
metal weapons were known. These spe
At all druggists', 25 eta.
The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co.
cimen* of apples are generally carbon
162H first.M., N«.r Morrison
ized by heat, hut they show perfectly
Portland, Or.
the Internal structura of the fruit.—
Outjn»
Hood's Sarsaparilla
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Wasps rank next to anu tn point of
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A Flavoring. It makes a
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P-TITT i " 3 " “«3 <*
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Sold Lv Crocei»
“Motor lurries" is the name given in
Manchester. England, to power trucks.
Norway has twenty hospitals devoted
These trucks pay well, provided they al
to the treatment of leprosy.
ways have full loads to carry.
The women of Italy are much
industrious than the men.
It Cures W hile You Walk.
Allen's Foot-Eaie is u certain cure for hot,
*we. ting, ealliu, and swollen, aching feet. Sold
by all Druggists. Price 25c. Don’t accept any
lUn’‘lUJS' Tri,»1
FKhE. Address
Alien 8. Olmsted, Le Hoy, N. Y.
Would
Do
“I am sorry to have to tell you,” said
the eminent surgeon, "that we shall have
to perform an operation.”
“That's all right,” answered the pa
tient. “Go ahead.”
“But the condition of your heart Is
such that we do not dare to use any an-
esthetic."
"O, well; tell me what the bill is going
to be, doctor. That will be sufficiently
stupefying.”
Mix for Rheumatism.
The following is a never failing rem
edy for rheumatism, and if followed up
it will effect a complete cure of the
very worst cases: “Mix one-half pint
of good whiskey with one ounce of
Toris compound and add one ounoe
Syrup Sarsaparilla Compound. Take
in tablespoonful doses before each meal
and at bed time.” The ingredients can
be procured at any drug store and
easily mixed at home.
Ths Bengal government pays a reward
for sharks caught in the Ganges. This
varies from 25 cents for small sharks tv
$1.50 for those six feet long.
The Kind i on Have Always Bought lias borne the signa-
time of Clias. II. Fletcher, and has been niado under his
personal supervision for over 30 years. Allow no one
to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
“ Just-as-goo<l ” are but Experiments, and endanger the
health of Children—experience against Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Castoria, is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
ami allays Feverishness. It cur«‘S Diarrluva and Wind
Colic, It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
ami Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates tlie
Stomach ami Dowels, giving healthy amt natural sleep.
The Children’s Panacea—The Mother’s Friend.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the Signature of
Truth
a/icZ Quality
appeal to the Well-Informed in every
walk of life and are essential to per
manent success and creditable stand
ing. Accordingly, it is not claimed
that Syrup of Figs and Elixir of
Senna is the only remedy of known
value, but one of many reasons why
j
it is the best of personal and family
laxatives is the fact that it cleanses,
sweetens and relieves the internal
organs on which it acts without any
debilitating after effects and without
having to increase the quantity from
time to time.
It acts pleasantly and naturally and
truly as a laxative, and its component
parts are known to and approved by
physicians, as it Is free from all
objectionable substances. To get its
beneficial effects always purchase the
genuine—manufactured by the Cali
fornia Fig Syrup Co., only, and for
sale by all leading druggists.
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niu. no mi
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OO IT hfcTTFK
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Get it from
your Grocer
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Should remember that our force is so organized that WE CAN
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