Bandon recorder. (Bandon, Or.) 188?-1910, January 07, 1909, Image 6

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’ aff<*cted. But what the stock excbangi
and. havin* i*i:i<le sure the? Kf.-Mrum** kltcTien, Meld run* tot.t til* head -and
MRS FISH ON WOMEN.
THE BABY WENT TO BOYLAND.
docs, is to gamble .with the capital au<
back was turned, cr<"«s.M softly to the kissed her.
-
•
resources of the United States, to fix ««ted Society Leader Suya a Good He sat on my knee at evening.
door. After turning the handle no‘.*e
Mrs «'barter* looked, and. although
Husband la Heller Thau « Vote.
The boy who is "half-past three,”
as at present, rates of interest artlfi
lessly once or twice. Bile returned to pleasantly surprised at the turn aff
One of the leaders in American so­ And the clear blue eyes from his «un­ her perusal of the album, with startled fairs had taken, she pretend«! to be
daily low in order to boom stock prices
browned face
aqd at other tunes to bid interest ratet ciety is Mrs. Stuyvesant Fish, whose
eyes and a face of furious red.
utterly indifferent, and edged away
OREGON
BANDON
happily up to me.
to absurd heights, to the injury Oi husband, a prominent financier, is the I Smiled
A tnoment or twb later, Dick Mel- from tier husband.
held
him
close
as
the
twilight
fell,
President
commerce and Industry. Its demoral son of Hamilton Fish,
drum looked around cautiously and,
“It was a capital thought of your%
And called him “my dear little son
A sheath stocking? Shocking!
izlng effects come from the fluid capita Grant’s secretary of state. She was Then 1 said : “I have wondered for many seeing Ethel with her back toward him. Milly,” said Charters, with admirablo
of the United States being used foi before her marriage Miss .Marian G.
still apparently absorbed In her book, tact
Love at first sight often proves a gambling purposes and taken iron .Anthon and has been for many years Where days
it is that my baby’s gone!”
thought it was a good opportunity for
"What?” said the little woman, sur-
Slight case after the second meeting.
legitimate Industry. The morals oi prominent in the society of New York
escajie. He moved toward the door prised out of herself.
Wall street, whether by day or night and Newport. Recently Mrs. Fish re “Whom I rocked just as I do you,
with great caution and his look of an­
“Shutting them up together,” said
The only thing wrong with money is ure matters of little more pilblic in turned home after a long • motorin* I'd a baby once, in a long white gown.
ger and astonishment on finding it lock­ her husband. "I cleared out of it my-
that there isn’t enough of it to go terest than the personal habit* uf book tour in Eurtqie and at once submitted His hair was soft as yellow silk,
ed changed to one of embarrassment at self directly after you left, Trust a
round.
to an interview, which is of particular And his eyes were like violets blue,
‘ • ?♦» ”
makers.
the thought of ids unfortunate position. woman to think of the right thing!
his
little
hands
were
like
pink-tipped
And
interest to women, or, at least, to that
Instinctively, as he dropped into the
Milly stared vacantly, and then
flowers—
An expert in drawing need not neces­
Bishop Frank M. Bristol declare« portion of the sex which is striving fot
brown.
nearest armchair, lifs eyes wandered smiled sweetly. She looked up at her
sarily be an artist—he may be a dentist at the Rock River Methodist confereuct woman suffrage. Mrs. Fish does not See, yours are so strong and brown,
lie
has
slipped
away
and
is
loot,
I fear, to tlie dignified little figure at the far­ husband, and put her bend on one side
instead.
believe
in
woman
suffrage.
in Chicago that the superannuates
Do you know where my baby's gone?”
ther side of the room. After a short knowingly.
"America,” she said, “is the great­
fund is the easiest one to get money
"It was so dreadful, you know’,
You can’t Judge the brutality of for. Undoubtedly tills is true, at a est country in the world. We are the Did my voice half break as the thoughts contemplation of the lsmt golden head,
a
strange
feeling
of
tenderness
swept
■ome people by the horsepower of their gathering of preachers. It is to bt greatest in our style, our dress, the
Frank,
” she said. "I couldn’t bear
would come
over him. That the fastening of the them to treat each other so.”
automobiles.
Of
the
sweet
and
sacred
day»
hoped that Bishop Bristol's assert iot grace and beauty of our women, our
door was some trick of Charters to
“Disgraceful!” he agriad, stealing an
is becoming generally true of the Meth mode of life even, and our men. I When motherhood's first joys were mine? bring them together again, he could
arm round her waist. "We have taught
A Grand Army veteran has married. odist laity. There are signs that it liave seen life on both sides of the At­ Was a shade of regret on my face?
We hope it will not prove a case of is. There are reasons for the indlffer lantic, and my opinion is the result For close round my neck creeps a sturdy not doubt; but what would Ethel say them to follow a good example to-night
arm,
if she knew? She would feel angry, —eh, Milly?”
re-enlistment.
ence toward tlie claims of the worn of observations here and abroad.
And the l>oy who is “half-past three”
hurt and embarrassed even as he was;
“Oh, Frank, dear—don't!” cried
“It is rather a strange thing that I Said. "The baby—he went to Boyland,
out preachers which lias been largely
and he could not bear to see her any of Milly, trembling suddenly on the verge
Twenty thousand dollars was paid complained of, and for the awakening saw nothing of the suffragette or the And—didn’t you know?—he's me!”
those things just now. No; at all costs of tears. "I’ve been a horrid little
yesterday for a collection of butter­ from that indifference which is now movement for women’s suffrage either —North American.
he must keep from her the knowledge wretch to-night. I know, and I’m sorry
flies. Verily riches have wings.
becoming manifest. Many laymen havt
of that locked door.
—I am Indeed! But it wasn’t all my
not realized that, while there are in this
Now,
ft
is
a
characteristic
of
the
ma
­
fault, You’ve been cross, too, haven’t
There are few chances of becoming country as wide opportunities as ther«
jority that to be forced into doing a you?”
a hero nowadays unless you get into ever were for young men, and wider
thing is Intolerable, even if it Is some­
“I’ve been a brute!” he declared,
the fire department, or marry a chorus there is not the chance there once was
o
thing one wants to do; and Dick Mel­ kissing her. “But that’s all done with
lady.
for men past middle life to attain ma
drum made up his mind there and then now. Let’s go down and congratulate
terlal success in a new calling. This
that the base instigators of tlie scheme them. •• ’
The four Singer children of Pittsburg change comes inevitably when the wild
should be thwarted of their purpose.
“I don’t want to detain you, Ethel,
divided >16,000,000 among them the erness is conquered and the land really
Of course, after what might be deem­ dear,” said Mrs. Charters, the quar­
other day. For this quartet life is a populated. Then, again, many laymen
Milly, my pet," announced Frank ed a suitable Interval, the door would tette having suddenly foregathered in
•ong.
have had their Interest, not in religion,
Charters, as his wife met him in the be surreptitiously unlocked, and, In the the hall. “You know I love to have
but in the church and its condition,
hall for the homecoming kiss which is meantime, he must use every endeavor you; but if you would rather be go­
A New Jersey court decides that it cooled by the attitude of some conspic­
indispensable when one Is only six to prevent Ethel from finding out that ing----- ”
is not unlawful for a man to swear at uous preachers, and Hhelr numerous
months married, “I’ve Just accomplish­ she was a prisoner.
Miss Cheriton, who had hastily with­
his wife. Perhaps not, but many find imitators, toward themselves and their
ed
an
act
of
pure
Chrnstian
charity.
”
drawn
her arm from Meldrum’s on
That
was
ills
thought,
and
the
only
It dangerous.
business. When the preacher becomes
"That’s just like my dear, big-heart­ way to accomplish it, he judged, would their sudden appearance, hung her head
a lecturer, apparently striving to
ed boy,” responded the lady, linking a be to endeavor to engage her in a for­ and blushed.
The man who prides himself on al­ preach everything but the gospel, deny
dainty arm affectionately in his, and mal conversation, so as to cover tlie
“I expect you would like to be go­
ways saying what he thinks, seldom Ing the authority of his office, and ask
pulling him into the dining room. "But suggestive absence of the Charterses. ing, too, old man?” said Charters, with
succeeds in saying anything any one ing to be taken simply as a man in his
what was it ?”
Accordingly, he launched himself with great gravity’. "The last train leaves
else wants to hear.
profession, others cannot be blamed for
“I’ve invited Dick Meldrum to stay out further delay on this doubtful en­ just before 11, you know. So sorry
Judging him on his individual merits,
you can’t stay.”
with us for the holiday week-end,” he terprise.
Some day, perhaps, science will just as they do men in other profes­
“Poor chap! he would have had
For answer Meldrum slipped his arm
tire.
said,
evolve the perfected automobile
“
Our
host
and
hostess
seem
to
have
sions, and losing respect for the divine
such a beastly depressing time of it. deserted u^.” he remarked, in the most about Miss Cheriton’s waist, and drew
Up to date it still lacks several thous­ calling which the preacher has virtual­
Good heavens, Milly! Aren’t you well?” casual tone he could assume. "It takes her to hts side.
and miles of having done so.
ly repudiated. There is an Increasing
“If it’s all the same to you,” he said,
The little woman was Indeed very some men a long time to find a box of
public consciousness of the change in
You may have observed that an material conditions which makes it al­ in England or in Paris, No, I am not white, and gasping badly, as if for matches, Perhaps I ought to go and “we—we think we would rather stay;
and I think we can promise them—■
office-seeker is a man w'ho shakes the most impossible for a man past middle thinking of enrolling Ln the suffragette breath.
hunt him up.
what do you say, Ethel?—that we can
voter’s band before the election and life who has not achieved reasonable ranks. Why should I ? A woman’s
“You’ve invited Dick Meldrum—
The last remark was Introduced as
rights?
here?’ she i cried, as soon as she could a blind, to lull her, if need be, into a prove better company than we have as
shakes the voter afterward.
success in his calling to change it -for
“I believe that a good husband is articulate. “O Frank, how could you?
yet to-night.”
a new one. And there Is a growing
false sense of security, He had scarce-
A discharged laborer caused some
woman. Of He mustn’t : come—he can’t, really!”
“Yes,” whispered Miss Cheriton, shy­
the
best
right
of
any
t! ! ” exclaimed
exclaimed Mr. ly expected an answer from her at ly, “I think we can.”
German contractors to lose $875,000. public awakening to tlie truth that the course, I make the proviso that she can
"Mustn't :—can’ t
As this does not get him another job, Christian ministry, to be worth while, get a good one, and she can if she isn’t Charters, in some irritation, “But I once, and was somewhat astonished,
“That’s all right!” said Charters.
What’s the therefore, when, in a quick, strained “Then we shall have a Jolly week-end
it is hard to figure where his joy comes must be not merely a profession chosen foolish.
tell
you
I've
asked
him
!
like the lawyer’s or the engineer’s, but
spoke,
“Woman's power in the world is tre­ meaning of all this fuss, Milly? Wliat voice, she
after all.”
tn.
a response to a divine call to deliver
“
I
don't
think you need trouble,” she
mendous, especially if she exercises have you got against him?”
And they did.—Harry Shell In Spare
a
message
which
its
bearer
cannot
Necessity being the mother of inven­
O, said, turning her face toward him. Moments.
“
Nothing
—
nothing
—
only-----
that
power
for
good.
What
more
could
tion, it is likely that the woman who know and be silent about. With the she do, even if ‘rights’ were given her? Frank, I have asked Ethel Cheriton. I “They will be back in a moment, I ex­
More than She Coal«l Bear.
Invented the “hookless waist” has a purging of the ministry that is slowly Through her husband and her children thought she would be so sad and lone­ pect. Mrs. Charters has gone to give
The
shriek of the fire whistle had
husband who rebelled and “yumped his but surely going on—with its lnereas- she has always a great and a constant­ ly, and----- ”
some orders to the servants, I believe.”
ing restriction to men who know they ly increasing power for good. She in­
almost
demoralized the sewing circle.
yob.”
Miss
Cheriton
’
s
blood
ran
cold
at
the
un-
“Well, of all the confounded,
have the message, as evidenced by that
All
the
ladies
sprang up, pale and nerv­
thought of his discovering that locked
That's a wise doctor who says that very decline of candidates for it so fluences her husband; the two minds hoard of----- '
ous
at
the
general
alarm. But as the
door,
and,
rather
than
he
should
at
“O Frank, please don’t swear.”
It's the comfortable old shoes, not the much lamented—there should come a work together, and through the man
whistle proclaimed the box,— one, two,
the
she
sends
out
her
power
to
Influence
wasn
’
t
swearing
!
”
snapped
“
I
i
tight, new ones, which hurt women's new birth of respect for the real
three, four, five, six,—member after
greater man who had so recently sworn to
feet. He ought to do a rushing busi­ preacher of the gospel—for the man for good or evil. Isn’t hers a
member sank into her chair witli sighs
and
cherish an angel in human
power
than
the
vote?
love
i
ness.
who must and does preach the gospel
of
relief. Nobody lived in the Sixth
“I don’t believe that women as vot­ guise, “I hope”—with biting empha-
because he cannot be silent without
district except Italians and other for­
as
the
ers
would
be
as
easily
bribed
sis
—
“
that
I
am
equal
to
expressing
my
“Asthma and society” drove an old feeling himself a traitor to himself
eigners.
man West to begin life over again and to God. And so the claims of men. They might be Influenced by feelings in the presence of a lady with­
But two were still on their feet and
Jewelry
or
through
clothes
or
even
the
out the aid of bad language. But,
among strangers,
Of course asthma the worn-out preacher, whose devotion
then
every one recollected that the old
sometimes demands heroic treatment, to his mission and his message lias led heart, but by money—never. But I do hang it all! Milly, what's to be done
Cartright place was just inside the
not
believe
in
suffrage
or
that
women
now? Why, those two haven’t spoken
but he could have escaped from society him to live for his faith, anti that
sixth.
The two elderly spinsters,
by merely disposing of his automobile. alone, through all the years until old would be any better if they had th« to one another for nearly three
known yet to certain old inhabitants
months? IIow could you be so fool­
age comes and he can do no more, are power to vote.”
is the “Cartright Sisters,” agitatedly
ish?”
It is said that there is enough coal pressing home to the hearts and souls
took their leave.
New
Maine
I
ml
mat
riew.
“Me, indeed! retorted Milly, hotly,
In Alaska to put off the fuel famine of men as they never did before.
“Let us wait calmly for the car,”
Though the Maine farmer has foot, “I like your style! Why, I asked
from the exhaustion of coal which had
POLITE TO A msAGBEEAllIj: DEGREE.
said Miss Esther, tremblingly resolute
and
clothing
enough
for
immediate
Ethel nearly a week ago. It is you
been predicted at the end of the pres­
Relnctnnt Englloh Courtray.
wants of himself and family, though who have been idiotic enough to ruin tempt to leave the room, she would to keei» her bead.
ent century, This news will be a great
“O sister, there's none in sight! We'd
That gifted publicity man, A. Toxin he pays no rent and never knows the the whole thing.”
even make a temporary pretense of re­
relief to present coal consumers who
better walk—or run!” cried Miss Mar­
Worm,
made
the
preposterous
claim
in
tight
pinch
of
poverty
that
is
often
lenting
in
her
attitude
toward
him.
return-
"That’s just like a woman!”
have been alarmed over w’hat they had
London last winter that he would see felt in the tenement districts of the ed Charters, witheringly. "Shifting all
“By the bye,” she went on, smiling tha Louise, hysterically.
to expect in about ninety years.
“My dear, we must be calm—”
to it that there was no “booing” of big cities, he frequently lacks for ready tlie blame on to somebody else! But slightly, "now that I have the opportu­
“Oil, I know, Esther, but think of
the actors at tlie opening performance money and in order to relieve this con­ the question Is, what the deuce are we nity, might I remind you that you have
It was from New York that Horace by E. II. Sothern. This popular Eng­
mother's linen and all father’s sermons
dition
he
resorts
to
various
expedients,
never
returned
my
copy
of
the
song
to do?”
Greeley advised the young man to “Go lish diversion consists of bellowing
still In manuscript, and—”
"Do!” echoed Milly. "Why, you must ‘Hearts at One,’ which you carried
West!” Tlie advice now comes from through the hands and no “first night” says the Philadelphia Record.
worrying only
“Martha Louise,
In
the
last
dozen
years
a
score
or
put him off somehow. Say we've got home by mistake some time ago?”
three thousand miles farther eastward, is supposed to tie complete without vo­
We
must—”
makes
things
worse.
more of new Industries have lieen un­ whooping cough or measles or some­
Dick Meldrum gave a slight but un­
and Is addressed by Israel Zangwill to cal interruptions.
“
And
grandfather's
clock
and the
dertaken
in
rural
Maine.
There
are
thing in the house—anything, so long mistakable start.
an audience of Jews in London. He
Marr
ietta
china
—
oh,
why
did
we
leave
On the night of Mr. Sothera’s first five times as many hens kept in Maine as he doesn't come.”
"I do not need your reminder,” he
told his fellow religionists the other
with
a
gasoline
stove,
and
Ignorant
performance
some
forty-five evil-look­ today as there were ten years ago.
“No, I am hanged if I do!” said her answered, after a moment, “because I foreigner like that!”
day that they ought to migrate to the
ing men, bearing blackjacks in their Three large firms are canning rabbits husband, indignantly.
“You
must had not forgotten, The fact is—er—I
Western States of America, where there
“Martha Ixmise, whatever confronts
sleeves were distributed throughout for shipment. Ten years ago a man make some excuse to Ethel, so that she meant to keep it.”
la room for them.
us, we must bear up. Remember, wor-
the gallery and pit. There was no in­ couldn’t sell rabbits for ten cents a postpones her visit.”
“To keep it! Why?”
rylng only—”
terruption from the audience that carload. There are three condensed
"I am going to keep your song.” he
"I shall certainly do nothing of the
German interests In Argentina and night, but only the occasional dull thud milk factories, more than eighty cream­
And so it continued, a« they flow
sa
id,
tensely,
“
because
—
well,
to
make
Brazil are so great that German cap­ of blackjacks upon knuckles. Every eries and over 100 corn and apple can­ kind!” answered the lady warmly.
along
in tlie trolley car and then bur-
"Well, it is equally certain I sliall sure that no other fellow sings from ried along the rest of the way on foot,
italists have decided it Is worth while hand that was raised as a preliminary ning establishments in active operation
that
copy
with
you.
ns
I
have
done
in
Investing six and a half million dollars to the "booing” process received a where there was not one twenty’ years not tell Dick to say away.”
At the bottom of the big hill, with
"Very good! Then I foresee a most the past. I I want something, too. to one accord tlie two palpitating
in a new telegraph cable connecting the quick blow. Mr. Worm says that he
old
ago.
enjoyable week-end for all of us. Ethel carry with me through the remainder Indies leaned against the fence to catch
fatherland with South America, Th® never saw so many limp hands and so
Popcorn in the ear is shipped from won’t speak a word to him, I’m sure. of my dreary existence, even if it is
imperial government will protect the many bewildered faces assembled in
their breath.
Maine now’ by the carload. Ten years He was entirely too blame in the mat­ only a memory. I----- "
Investor* from loss. This is one of the any one place as he saw that first
“We must be calm," began Miss Es-
ago
more
than
half
of
the
corn
that
Ills
voice
had
grown
suspiciously
ter;
and,
from
all
I
can
gather,
he
be
­
ways by which the ties between the night among the crowd that left tile
ther
with the first “caught breath,”
was
poj»ped
in
Maine
was
raised
in
haved disgracefully to that poor girl.” thick toward the end, and now it "and bear up. Worry only—”
Germans abroad and those at home are theater.
New
York
and
Massachusetts.
One
censed
altogether.
Miss
Cheriton
Dick
told
me
"Nothing
of
the
sort
!
preserved, as well as one of the meth­
"Esther,” broke out Miss Martha
At the close of the week that dlg-
ods adopted for fostering the expansion nlfled Journal, the Times, commented county in Maine has increased its yield all about it, and Ethel was in fault sprang from her chair and faced him. Ixmise tearfully and with unwonted
of
potatoes
by
over
5,000,000
bushels
breathing
hard.
from first to last.”
of German commerce.
spirit, I wish you’d let me alone—
gravely u;>on the growing courtesy of within the decade. Last blocks, han­
“It was all your fault!” she crktl
The dinner partook of the nature of
English audiences toward American dles for axes, hammers, brushes and a nightmare feast than a social gath­ hysterically. “You were ridiculous, to ’ w-worry in peace. I can’t help
During the current flseal year, which actors, and witnessed the case of six brooms, veneers of hardwood, excelsior,
It!”
began with July, the Department of productions by Mr. Sothern without a starch by the trainload, canned blue­ ering of friends. Charters and bls wife and high handed, and unfair! I could
When finally the two stood panting
studiously avoided speaking to each —I mean, I might have forgiven you.
Agriculture will expend fifteen million single ’'boo.”—Success Magazine.
on
the hill and beheld the old home-
berries by the shipload, canned clams other, while their two guests seemed only—Oh, where Is my handkerchief?"
dollars. When one compares this sum
stead standing calm and smokeless.
and bottled clam Juice, sealed Jars of to be utterly unaware of each other’s
In her haste and confusion she could
with four million dollars which was
Self-Evident.
"liearlng up.” Just as it had done for a
sweet sardines by the million are also
spent In 1902. one gets an idea of the
Once when Chauncey Olcott was In among the new articles which Maine existence. When Charters spoke to not find it; but—there are other meth­ century, they both promptly “broke
Ethel, she answered him In monosylla­ ods. Perhaps he employed these. At down”—with thankfulness inexpress­
rate at which tills department is grow­ Ireland he visited the wishing well at produces and sends away for sale.
bles ; and when Meldrum ventured to any rate, so engrossed were they in ible.
ing. With the jxisslble exception of Klllarney with two plain, elderly spi ns-
address
his hostess, that lady was po­ each other during the next few mo­
the Postoffice Department, no other de­ ters. Beside the well sat an old Irish
"Esther.” sobbed Martha IxmLse, re­
Th» Worst.
partment comes so near to the people, woman, who looked up Into Mr. Ol­ “Doctor, you may ns well be frank lite to a disagreeable degree The end ments that, had not the key turned in gaining her speech, "I trust I didn’t
of the dinner was marked by absolute the lock with extreme clumsiness, speak hastily to you. but if we ever do
snd none touches the ordinary citizen cott's handsome face and asked:
with me. Tell me the worst,” said the silence.
neither of them would have heard it.
on so many sides. The forestry serv­
“Phat are you wishing for?”
pass through a similar ordeal, I hope
patient nervously.
In the drawing room afterward it As ft was, the suggestion that they you — My strength Is limited and I
ice. the bureau of animal industry, the
“What do you think I wish for?'
“I can do nothing f
said was. If possible, worse still; and Char­ should bunt up their truant host and
testing of foods, the study and predic­ he good naturedly inquired.
have to economize It, and the worry
the doctor, calmly, but f
ters was scarcely surprised when his hostess emanated from both slmultane-
tion of the weather, the development
"Och, thin, for a beautiful young
itself takes so much that if I must, in
“Nothing.”
wife, under a pretext of giving some ously.
of new plants, the building of roads, swateheart. of course,” she said.
addition, bear up against it,—why, sla­
“Absolutely nothing. There’s noth- orders to the servant»», escaped from
•
•
•
•
•
•
the crop reports—these nre only a few
Ho pointed to the two spinsters, who Ing the matter with you.'
ter, it's almost beyond my endurance."
the room. Her disappearance gave him
Having turned the key In the lock.
of the many ways In which this depart­ stood at a little distance, and said;
Greatly relieved, the patient went out whit lie thought was an inspiration, Frank Charters fled noiselessly up the —Youth's Companion.
ment Is helping the ;>eople of the whole
“Don’t you see that I have two with
tn the back yard and sawed wood.— and. watching his opportunity—when stairs to await developments. On the
The Clarion of Victory.
country. One item of ten thousand dvl- me?”
Mrs. Railfence (at the supper table)
Ethel was poring over a postcard al­ landing he came face to face with bls
lars to be «pent this year may result in
“Ah, thin it’s the grace o’ God Milwaukee Sentinel.
—There’s an auttymobile horn a-tootfn’
bum. and Dick was assiduously exam­ wife.
the saving of millions. It will be used you’re wlshln’ for.” replied the sympa­
Reliable.
ining S' me ancient china on the slde-
“What are you doing? Have you like mad.
for testing plants believed to be suit­ thetic old woman.—New York Times.
Mr. Rail fence—Darn 'em! Must ’a’
"Rufus, you old loafer, do you think board- -he slipjM'd by noiselessly and gone mad?” she said sharply.
able for paper-making.
It is as bad to give a compliment that It’s right to leave your wife at the . softly turned the key in the lock.
"S-sh!” was all he said, pointing killed a cow tew be crowin’ about it
that much!”—Puck.
Tlie two occupants of the drawing downward Into the hall.
The Wall street evils of which the with a “but” attachment, as it is to washtub while you pass your time fish­
public complains are not In morals, hut give a present and grumble about the ing T’
room were considerably embarrassed
The drawing room door, had sudden­
Detainini« Love.
“Yessah. Jedge, ’s all right, Mab when tiny suddenly found themselves ly opened, and Meldrum and Miss
In eeonomli’s. If the stock exchange cost of It.
Knlcker—What should be done when
were simply a place where 1,100 brok­
No doubt economy is a great virtue, wife don’ need no watchin’, She’ll i me. Each, however, pretended to t>e Cheriton Issued forth, arm-in-arm Poverty comes in at the d<s»r?
ers matched dollars among themselves but some people have a lot of money sholy wuk jes’ ez hahd ez ef Ah wuz b Ivlotis of the fact. After a few mo- Their looks were conscious, and, ns
Bocker—Equip the house with car
dar.”—Judge.
^.cots Ethel closed the postcard album they turned In the direction of the windows.—New York Kun
the community at large would uo< b* ttag Keser have any use for.
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