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Th, Gray Haired M»n Ramamkar* »
Bay Who Tried It Veare Age.
“Whenever I read in the newapa-
jM*rs that a boy has run away from
home to tight Indiana or seek some
other sort of adventure, it takes me
back forty yea re,” Mid the gray
haired man in the club smoking
room, “for I nan away from home
once, just as I suppose every other
youngster does, once at east, only
iu my ease I wasn’t seeking adven
ture. I was escaping tyranny.
“It aeeinB foolish i|uw, btij it was
all very reul tp iye then. The Gr
anny consisted of the one fact that
1 got my
licking, and I gux*s
thereY no doubt that I deserved it.
But I couldn’t see it that way tlym.
I was very bitter, and the one idea
I had was to get away where life
was free and tvrants were not.
“The impulse to ¿quirt on my
truvels was carried out so suddenly
tlmt I found myself wandering far
away from the house before it
dawned on me that I was ill pro
vided for a journey. In fapt, I liad
gone just as I was, with the smart
of my physical as well as my mental
wrongB still aeute.
“As I went I pondered over the
matter of provisions, aud the idea
came to me that I would make my
first stand in a cranberry !>og right
on the farm. With thia as a head
quarters, I would make raids on
neighboring orchards, and if worse
came to worst I supposed the cran
berries would support life.
“Well, I reached the cranberry
bog presently and bivouacked.
Here I should spend the first night
under the friendly stars. I picked
out a soft place for a bed and sat
•lown to wait the coming of night.
“Now, cranberries are not very
filling, especially in the raw, green
«tate, but 1 managed to eat some
of them. And then it began to get
dark.
“Well, sir, the shadows fell quick
ly on the hills about me, and the
air grew chill. Fantastic monsters
reared their horrid heads on every
hand. The free life began to pall.
“So it won’t surprise you to learn
that a very little boy ran home cry
ing before the supper things had
been cleared away and that he nev
er ran away again.”—Washington
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course of his story he tells about a
certain respectful father he once
knew. Here is what he says:
“Isn’t it time we took off our hats
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said.”
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Some folks who were going on a
|icnic once got one raw egg mixed
ip with the cold boiled ones and did
not know how to detect it without
breaking them all.
A visitor was equal to the emer
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gency. According to St. Nicholas,
All
toads
are accounted ugly, but
he took an egg between his fingers
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and his thumb; lie twirled it on the
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with its llat and
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Lis strawberries. There is a picture stolen from the Arabic doctors by
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from the- Indian word “tshampua.”
J. E. WALSl’ROM, Agent, Bandon, Oregon.
io-s outspoken, though Masseurs were employed in India
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