Bandon recorder. (Bandon, Or.) 188?-1910, November 19, 1908, Image 6

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    BINDON RECORDER
BANDON
OREGON
A burnt child way dread the tire,
but one'» old Hawes are always fusel-
cat lug.
The woman who weds to acquire a
bank book soon becomes dissatisfied
with her taste iu literature.
Nowadays no man Is a face card in
the political deck till he gets bls por­
trait on the souvenir postals.
The world may be getting better lu
every other way, but it certainly shows
a disposition to be aeronaughty this
year.
In Madrid the police have cleared
the streets of ull beggars but the blind
ones, who probably see no other way
to muke a living.
‘•Beware of the cracked inug !” ad­
vises the Beaumont (Tel.) Enterprise.
Also beware of the line of conversa­
tion that leads to a cracked mug.
I verse Jingoism which tries to fijghten
folk v'ith so nebulous a possibility.
. The totals of fire loss in this coun­
try may signify little to the average
ndnd, but the comparative figures
should mean much. The figures Issued
by the national board of fire underwrit­
ers show that the average fire loss per
capita in the United States for the last
five years was $3.02, against 33 cents
for six Eurojiean countries. Including
France, Germany and Austria. It may
be objected perhaps that It Is unfair
to select this particular period for pur­
poses of comparison, since both the
Baltimore fire of 1904 and the San
Francisco fire of 1906 are Included in
it. And yet if these two tires, repre­
senting about $350,000,000, were de­
ducted from the total fire loss of the
country for the five years—which Is
estimated at $1,257,710,955—the total
would be reduced by but little over a
fourth. And the American per capita
loss would remain about six and one-
half times larger than the European.
What is to blame for this great dis­
parity? Are we so much more careless
than Europeans? Are European build­
ing codes, fire departments and water
supplies from six and a half to ten
times better than those found In the
United States?
The deed of that man who shot his
Despite the steadily Improving in
wife because she didn’t talk enough
was shocking, of course; but fortun­ dustrial conditions, we still occasion­
ally read of the suicide of some man
ately such cases are extremely rare.
who has searched in vain for work and
Count Okuinn, who has so much to despairs of finding it before his last
Bay concerning the probability of a war cent is s;>ent. Such suicides are oftei.
with this country, appears to be the due in reality to other than industrial
Kicbmoud l’earson Hobson of Japan. causes, but when they are the result
of Inability to find employment they
It Is claimed that u circus elephant are among the most pitiable facts of
at Marion, Ohio, is 212 years old. Pos­ our national life. Helpless to put an
sibly Minister Wu would be glad to end entirely to the conditions that
know something of the pachyderm’s bring them about, society must for the
diet.
great part watch them as one of the
symbolic
indications of good or bad
Every little while somebody swims
times.
Fortunately
the number of
out as far us he can and is supposed
genuine cases of this kind has this year
to be "fooling” when he calls for help.
This is one of the most foolish ways been very small. Of late factories that
were closed have been reopening their
of ending one's life.
doors, and others that were working
When Emperor William and King part time have Increased their forces.
Edward had their pleasaut little tete-a- It is true that the applicants for work
tete were the big sticks checked In the under such circumstances are still al­
cloak-room? Court etiquette would most certain to be more numerous than
Beem to have dictated such a pro­ the places to be filled, but the dispro­
portion is steadily decreasing. The
cedure.
statistician of the state bureau of la­
Our very best aristocrats need not be bor statistics for New York has re­
Bhocked that one of the German cently given out figures of the extent
princes has gone to work. As the ob­ of lack of employment during the first
ject Is merely the elimination of super­ quarter of the year. Whereas in some
fluous fat, there is no real dishonor previous years Industry has been so
active that the weather conditions have
attached.
been chiefly responsible for the idle­
"The Niagara Falls are 36,000 years ness of such men as had no work at
old,” says the Chicago Journal. This that season, this year the closing of
is probably true, but every time you factories and reduction of forces have
go there you find that the villagers been responsible for many times as
have a few new ways of separating much idleness as all other causes com
you from your money.
blued. That, however, was for th<
first quarter of the year. For the
It is reported that many chop suey second quarter the compilation of fig
emporiums throughout the country ures has not gone far enough to per
have recently been closed owing to a mit results In percentages to be an
lack of business. This ought to bring nounced, but the returns already show
a measure of relief to people who have a very great Improvement The mid­
been dreading the yellow peril.
dle of May was the time when the
marked Improvement began, and now
What chance has a young man to the Improvement is evident in all lead­
rise In the employment of a large cor­ ing lines of industry. The indications
poration? is a question frequently all are that the industrial backset was
asked. Of course it depends largely on only of a temporary nature, and that It
the young man; but according to a will pass away without leaving serious
Statement recently sent out by the scars.
Pennsylvania Railroad Company, slxty-
Beven of the eighty-five principal offi­
EXPLbsiVES.
cers of the company started at the bot­
tom and worked up. A fact like this is Dangcron* Substance« that Are lu
worth many volumes of theorizing on
Alnioat Constant L'«e.
the subject.
Among the many tilings in almost
constant use are some that are more or
It I b quite true that “cleanliness is less dangerous from their explosive
next to godliness, ’ but in tills day of properties, properties often entirely
fads and scientific frills the question unknown to their users.
is whether we are not getting alto­
For examples, chloride of potasli
gether too afraid of a little dirt. Dirt lozenges if accidentally brought In
has been defined as matter in the contact witli an unlighted phosphorus
wrong place, and hygiene Is the sci­ match are dangerous. Bicarbonate of
ence of keeping it lu the right place. potash if mixed with subnitrate of bis­
But we are Inclined to think that we muth, the latter a remedy for indiges­
are all a little bit too much up in the tion, will explode.
air on the matter of cleanliness; a
Iodide of nitrogen Is highly explosive
little too afrnld of coming in contact and Is often combined with other drugs.
with the clean-smelling, kindly earth, Its ti*> by those Ignorant of its danger
and are in danger of becoming nasty- is a menace.
nice.
Sal volatile and chloral hydrate are
Widnes, a manufacturing town of under certain conditions, ns dangerous
as dynamite.
about thirty thousand Inhabitants,
Tincture of iron and dilute aqna regia
situated on the Mersey, a few miles
when
mixed, as they often nre lu med­
from Liverpool, Is put forward by En­
icine,
throw off a highly explosive gas
glish papers as enjoying "the world's
cheapest gas.” Since the latest reduc­ which has frequently shattered the bot­
tion, made in June, the price to ordi­ tle In which the mixture was kept.
One often finds bottles of medicine
nary consumers Is twenty-eight cents
In
which the cork Ims not been tightly
per thousand cubic feet; to consumers
of more than three million feet a year, pushed minus the latter or lias had a
twenty four cents; to all users of gas cork pop out of a bottle while held In
for motive power purposes, twenty one's hands without any attempt to re­
cents. In addition to supplying light, move It on the part of the holder. This
heat and power nt these low prices, the always shows that gas Is forcing the
gas department contributes ten thou­ cork out.
Danger In combs.
sand dollars a year to the borough
Every now and then one reads ol cel­
rates—this sum representing profits.
luloid articles, from fancy hair coiffure
Denial of the probability of war be­ combs down, catching fire and serious
tween Japan and the United States burns or accidents resulting.
It would seem that every one should
would be gratuitous If there were not
by
this time know that celluloid con­
so much persistent talk about the
dreadful | h msibllIty. It may t>e worth tains in its composition gun cotton and
while to collect three recent utterances also camphor, Iwtli highly Inflammable.
on the subject by persons who know. No woman wearing celluloid combs or
A French officer who inis been In Ja­ hair ornaments should phu-e her head
pan milking a dispassionate study of near an uncovered gas Jet or other un­
military matters says. In effwt, that protected light, as celluloid catches Are
Jnimn Is physically incnpable of war so quickly ami burns so rapidly that It
with the United States. The American would hnrdly be ]s>sslble to avoid seri­
ambassador to Japan, Mr. O'Brien, ous burns.—St. Louis Republic.
says that war tnlk Is absurd. Marquis
Watch the Professor.
Katsura, the new head of the Japanese
lecture upon the rhinoceros :
cabinet, supports hie assertion that
Professor—I must beg you to give me
Japan Is lasnt on peace by pointing out
that the financial problem of Japan Is your undivided attention. It Is al>so-
sufficient to engross her for Boms time lutely Impossible that you can form
to come. War between this country a true idea of this hideous animal un­
and Japan Is possible; so Is war be­ less you keep your eyes fixed on me.—
fasen any two natioua. But it la uer Philadelphia Inquirer
LOST OPPORTUNITY.
•
“Tilere is a nest ef thrushes in the glen ;
’ When we come back, we'll see the glad
young things,”
lie said. We came not by the way again;
And time and thrushes fare on euger
wings!
“Yon rose”—she smiled—“but no ; when
we return.
I'll pluck it then.” 'Twas on a summer
day.
The ashes of the rose in autumn's urn
Lie hidden well. We came not back
that way.
We do not pass the self-same way again,
Or, passing by that way, no thing we
find
As it before had
; but death or stain
Hath come upon it, or the wasteful
wind.
The very earth is envious, and her arms
Reach for the beauty that detained our
eyes:
Yea. ft Is lost beyond the aid of charms.
If, once within our grasp, we leave the
prize !
Thou traveler to the unknown ocean's
brink.
Through life's fair field, say not, “An­
other day
This joy I'll prove for never, as I think,
Never shall we come back this self­
same way !
—Waverley Magazine.
The August outing was decided on In
May.
"Think of it, Anne!” cried Rebecca,
the day the question was settled. "I
have never been Inside a big hotel 1
Think of staying in one a whole
month!”
Rebecca's father puckered his brows.
“Yes,” returned he, with a humorous
twinkle in his eyes, “ami to think of
the bills a big hotel is capable of send­
ing In! You girls must get enough en­
joyment out of it to pay costs.”
"Indeed we shall 1 We shall!” re­
sponded
Rebecca,
enthusiastically.
Anne's eyes shone, but she said noth­
ing.
“And be sure,” added Rebecca's fath­
er, "not to bother sister or make Tom
too much trouble.”
The girls were to accompany Rebec­
ca’s aunt, whose son Tom, a Cornell
senior, had promised them hls aid in a
“jolly good time.”
“You see,” Rebecca had explained to
Anne, “some of the Cornell sophomores
are at the hotel, and Tom will Intro­
duce them all. Oh, what fun we'll
have! But I dread getting ready to go
—all the sewing—don’t you?”
At that Anne's eyes lost their spar­
kle, for into the prospective fun her
father had reluctantly interjected a
certain If to her mother.
"We can afford to let Anne go If
there are no extra demands for clothes.
Business is dull this year.”
“No,” returned Anne's mother, “Just
a substantial walking suit and a few
shirt-waists, which I shall make my­
self.” And for Anne the matter was
settled.
Across tlie street she reported to the
Browns on the dress question, and Mr.
Brown smiled hls relief. “That's good!
Neither can I afford to tog Becky here
out to any extent; anyway, you're
nothing but girls. You don’t need many
dresses.”
Rebecca and her mother exchanged
glances; for Rebecca the matter was
not settled.
"I can manage, I think,” Mrs. Brown
said, with a worried air, after the head
of tlie house had gone. "Of course you
must go well dressed. We will do the
sewing ourselves and begin right away.
Your father will not notice what is
going on If I ask him for a little money
now and then.”
Anne wiggled uneasily and coughed
loudly, that she might not hear, but Re­
becca chipped her hands Joyfully.
“Summer clothes are not expensive,”
she cried, eagerly, “and we can make
them look beautiful by putting lots of
work on them!” Then she looked coni-
mlseratlngly at
the uncomfortable
Anne. "You know there are all Tom's
friends. Couldn't you get a little mon
ey at a time out of your father?” Re­
becca was ns honest and sensible ns her
training would allow her to be.
Anne rose. There was an indignant
ring In her tone, but all she said was,
“It's lovely of father to give me the
month's outing without the new
clothes!”
Then she turned to Rebecca, impul­
sively frank. "Anyway, Becky, I’m not
so becoming to pretty dresses as yon
arc, so It's easier to go without.”
“O Anne!” protested Rebecca, weak­
ly
Reliecca was undeniably handsome,
and knew ft, while Anne labored under
the Impression that she was “almost
sallow.” At least, Hilda always sp<?!te
of her younger sister s complexion In
that dubious way. and Anne, having
great faith in Hilda's Judgment, accept­
ed tlie verdict.
A few days later Anne tqet Rebecca
hurrying home with hrr hand* full of
thread and Insertion.
"O Anne,” she cried, "mother and I
are maktflg me the sweetest \llmity for
August! Not expensive, you know, but
we are going to make it look lovely by
putting lota of work on it.”
They did, and it proved as lovely as
Rebecca represented it. Auue ran
across the street to view It a week
later. She tried the front door, but It
was locked. She rang the bell, but only
a distant and curious rumble answered
her. The back door yielded to her
push, and the rumble became more dls-
tin t.
"They've taken the sewing machine
upstairs,” thought Anne, “where call­
ers can’t disturb them.”
Tucking her tennis racket under her
arm, she climbed the stairs, and came
on two workers puttlug the last bit of
lace on the dimity.
“It's a beauty,” declared Anne.
"Isn’t it?” Rebecca's tone was rap­
turous. She whirled Anne round, facing
the big mirroy, and held the dainty
waist up in front of her.
“Why,” ejaculated Anne, In surprise,
“it's becoming to me!” Owing to her
being “almost sallow,” Anne was al­
ways surprised to find that dainty
clothes looked well on her. “How 1
wish----- " she cried, and then paused
abruptly.
“Can’t you?” asked Rebecca, under-
standlngly.
"I know your father
would----- ”
Anne turned from the glass. Inter­
rupting gayly. “Yes, to the extent of a
walking suit and shirt waists.”
Rebecca drew a long breath of satis­
faction as she looked about the room.
“This,” she explained, indicating a
white fabric on the bed, "is organdy
that we're going to put over that old
blue taffeta of mine. Yes, it's got to be
all made over, but won't the combina­
tion be sweet? And this is linen for n
suit. And this Is dotted mull for a lit­
tle afternoon gown. We can't have too
many thin things, you know.”
“Yes,” said Anne, soberly.
She sighed as she crossed the street;
but ten minutes later she recrossed It
excitedly, the cause of the sigh forgot­
ten, and burst into the sewing room.
“Becky,” she cried. “Will Dunmore
says we're going to have two boat clubs
and races, and the girls can belong- He
wants us on hls side!”
“A boat club!” returned Rebecca,
promptly. “O dear no, Anne! Withall
this sewing I can't waste any time boat­
ing! Mother has Just decided that I
must have a cream-colored mohair for
mornings, in addition to the other
things."
Anne twisted the knob of tlie door
and hesitated. “But. Becky, what about
tennis? We play the first game this
afternoon----- "
Rebecca Interrupted with a firm
shake of the head. “You know, Anne,
we’ll get all that at the lakes, rowing
and tennis and golf. Now I can't spend
the time; I must sew.”
As the weeks passed that expression,
“I must sew,” became the only reply
Rebecca gave, because the cream-col­
ored mohair proved but the first of a
number of additions to her pretty ward­
robe. Tennis, croquet, boating, after­
noon walks, evenings with her friends
were all given up.
“I must sew,” said Rebecca; and one
by one the dainty, filmy garments were
hung away fresh and unworn for Au­
gust and the big hotel.
“I must sew,” said Rebecca ; and her
cheeks grew hollow, while dark circles
came under her eyes, for summer was
also overworking that year, July heat
prevailing in June and August sultri­
ness in July.
It was one hot afternoon In the mid­
dle of July that Rebecca threw open
the wardrobe in the sewing room for
Anne’s inspection, saying, in a tone
weary but full of satisfaction. “Only
see, Anne, all the pretty things I have
to wear!”
"Indeed, they are pretty,” assented
Anne, heartily.
Then her eyes traveled thoughtfully
from the contents of the wardrobe to
Rebecca's cheeks and on to Mrs.
Brown, bending over a shirt waist, on
which she was laying insertion. Mrs.
Brown's hands trembled nervously ns
she worked, and occasionally she
paused to press her hand over her eyes.
During one of these pauses she asked
listlessly, “Have you begun to get your
new things, Anne?”
Anne still looked thoughtful. "You
know all I'm to have Is a walking suit
and shirt waists. Mother is working
on a shirt waist.”
Mrs. Brown bent a compassionate
gaze on her, while Rebecca murmured,
“I supposed, Anne, that when you came
to think hard about going you'd
have----- ” She paused. Rebecca had a
habit of implying the end of a sentence
by a glance or a tone.
"No," replied Anne, simply.
She walked across the street slowly,
and came on her mother also putting
Insertion in the front of a shirt waist,
and her mother looked warm and tired.
"Mother,” said
Anne, decidedly,
“there's enough trimming on that waist
now.” Abruptly she took the insertion
out of her mother's hands, adding anx­
iously, "It's nice now out on the porch.”
Then. Irrelevantly, “you Just ought to
see Mrs. Brown.”
Mrs. Tupper looked up Inquiringly.
“Mrs. Brown? Why. really, I've scarce­
ly caught a glimpse of her all summer.
But I suppose she will let her friends
see her again after you and Becky go. ’
They started the first of August. Mrs.
Tupi>er went down to the station with
Anne. They were preceded by an ex­
press wagon in which a little flat-
topped one-story trunk rattled round In­
conspicuously behind Its heavy, three-
story, |ron;bóHt*d neighbor.
' Just as the train drew Into the
tlon Rebecca entered alone, bearing fls
umbrella and two hat boxes.
“Mother has a headache," she gx
plained, adding listlessly, “and so
have 1.”
During the Journey to the northward
the owner of the three-story trunk lay
back in her seat, a wet handkerchief
across her eyes, while Anne, her fresh,
eager face In the open window, kept her
informed of the varied outside attrac­
tions.
Several days later a wail from the
Twin Lakes arrived by mail. It was
directed t<f Mrs. Brown, but Mrs.
Brown was In no condition to read It.
She lay In a darkened room, suffering
with inflamed nerves and inflamed
eyes. Mrs. Tupper was earing for lier,
and it was Mrs. Tupper who raised tlie
curtain a trifle and read the wall aloud.
“I haven't written much before,"
wrote Reliecca, “because I'm so tired I
can’t write or do anything else except
watch the others have a good time—
especially Anne. She has the best mus
cle of any girl here, and Tom's friends
all want her on their side in tennis
matches and boating and that sort of
thing. She looks so well and happy
and active that I hear people say they
like to see her around. O dear! I'm
so tired I can write Just this one thing
more! If I go hway next summer I .
won’t kill myself getting ready ! I'm
glad, though, that you are well. I was
afraid when I came away that you were
going to be sick.”
There was a restless movement in
the darkest corner of the room. “I
didn’t write Becky that I am sick be­
cause I didn't want to spoil her good
time!” sighed Rebecca’s mother.—
Youth’s Companion.
MISLEADING NAMES.
Term« In
Science that Helle the
Products to Which They Apply.
There are terms in certain depart­
ments of science that positively mis­
name the products to which they are
applied.
The word "oil” in Its more compre­
hensive mid indiscriminate uses, is
made to Include hydrocarbons, like pe­
troleum, and also many other sub­
stances that have an oily appearance,
like “oil of vitriol,” which Is not oil at
all, but sulphuric acid.
Strictly sjteaking, the mineral oils,
Including all petroleum products, are
not oil, although we speak of “coal oil”
tind "kerosene oil.”
The best classifications of oils do not
include mineral hydrocarbons, like
naphtha, paraffin and petroleum, but
treat only the two well defined groups
—fixed oils and fats and the essentia'
or volatile oils.
“Copperas” is not copper, but sul­
phate of iron. "Salt of lemon” has
nothing to do with the fruit of the lem­
on tree, but Is potassium blnoxalate or
potash treated with oxalic acid.
"Carbolic acid” is not an achl. but a
phenol. In structure It is allied to the
alcohols and has only slight add prop­
erties. “Soda water” has no trace of
soda. “Sulphuric acid” contains no sul­
phur. "Sugar of lead” Is Innocent of
sugar.
“Cream of tartar" has nothing to do
with cream nor “milk of lime” with
milk. “German silver” is a stranger to
silver, and "black lead” is not lead at
all, but graphite. "Mosaic gold” Is a
sulphide of tin.
These misleading names have come
down from the vocabulary of an early
And Inexact chemistry. As popular
science extends the old terms are yield
lug to the more scientific nomenclature.
SOLVED THE PROBLEM.
Th«
Simple Secret of Blowing
■ Illi Gloss Globes.
the
1765—Riot in Boston on account of th«
stamp act.
1775—Continental army under Gen.
Montgomery arrived at Ticonderoga.
177(1—British defeated the Americans in
buttle of Ix>ng Island.
1785—I »rd George Germain, the irrecon­
cilable foe of America in the cabinet
of Lord North, during the Revolu­
tion, died. Born Jan. 20, 1710.
1795—French directory established.
1808—British under Sir Arthur Wellesley
defeated the French and Spanish
forces at Vimiera, in Portugal.
181+—British evacuated the city ot
Washington... .The city of Wash­
ington burned by the British.
1818—The Savannah, the first steam ves­
sel to cross the ocean, launched at
New York.
1819—The I hike of Richmond, governor
general of Canada, died of hydropho­
bia.
1829—Copper discovered at Galena, 111.
....Warfare between Colombia and
Peru ended. ... First temperance so­
ciety formed in Ireland.
183«*—Sir John Gosford, Earl of Col-
Isirne, sworn in as governor of Can­
ada.
1836- Opening of the Buffalo and Ni­
agara railroad.
1846—Annexation of New Mexico to th«
United States.
1847 Republic of Liberia inaugurated.
18+8—Trials of the Chartists began in
London.
1851—The yacht America won the new
famous cup nt the international re­
gatta at Cowes, England.
1857— Port Huron. Mich., incorporated a
city... Beginning of a financial panic
in the United States, which culmi­
nated in an almost entire suspension
of the banks.
1858— First treaty signed between Great
Britain and Japan.
1860-—Victoria railway bridge at Mon­
treal opened by the Prince of Wales.
1865—Thomas
Chandler
Haliburton,
noted Canadian writer, died. Born
17! Ml.
1869—First Confederate soldiers* monu­
ment unveiled at Griffin, Ga.
1878—The independence of Servia, pro­
claimed nt Belgrade.
1886 William J. Kendal), clothed In a
cork vest, swam through the Niagara
whirlpool rapids.
1890— Maj. Gen. Sir F. D. Middleton re­
tired from the command of the Ca­
nadian militia.
1891— Decennial census placed the popu­
lation of Canada at 4.823.344.
1894—A tornado swept the shores of the
Sea of Azpf and caused the loss of
1,000 lives.
1897—President Borda of Uruguay assas­
sinated at Montevideo. .. .Congress
of Salvador adopted the gold stand­
ard....Gen. .1. P. S. Gobin of Penn­
sylvania elected commander-in-chief
of the G. A. R-
1904—Battleship Loifisiana launched at
Newport News.
1907—-British House of Lords passed the
bill legalizing marriages with a de­
ceased wife's sister, thus settling a
long pending question.
Emperor Nicholas wished to illumin­
ate the Alexander column In a grand
style. Tlie size of the round lamps to
be used for the purpose was Indicated
and the glasses ordered at the manufac­
tory, where the workmen exerted them­
selves in vain and almost blew the
breath out of their bodies in the en­
deavor to obtain the desired size.
The commission must be executed—
that was self evident—but how?
A great premium was offered to the
one who could solve the problem. Again
tlie human bellows tolled and puffed.
Their object seemed unattainable, when
at last a long bearded Russian stepped
forward and declared that he could do
Owing to the failure to secure advan­
it; he had strong lungs; lie would only
rinse his mouth first with a little water tageous railroad rntes between Salt Lake,
Utah, and Ely, Nev., the proposed bout
to refresh them.
between Battling Nelson ami Joe Gans,
He applied hls mouth to the pipe and scheduled
for Labor Day at Ely, has been
puffed to such purpose that tlie vitre­ called off.
ous ball swelled and puffed nearly to I
the required dimensions, up to them, | Forty-three strikeouts is the record
which was established in a remarkable
beyond them.
game at Buffalo Lake between the horns
“Hold! Hold!” cried the lookers on. i team and the fast Olivia team. The con­
“You are doing too much. And how test was prolonged for twenty innings,
did you do it at all?”
during which Olivia used one twirler,
"The matter is simple enough,” an­ while Buffalo Lake used two. Olivia won.
swered the long beard, “but, first, I At n meeting of the executive commit­
where Is my premium?”
tee of the Central States Rowing Asso­
And when he clutched the promised ciation it was decided to present the
bounty lie explained.
grand prize for the highest merit to the
He had retained some of the water South Side Rowing Club of Quincy, III.,
in hls mouth, which had passed thence and the association will have a duplicate
Into the glowing ball and then, becom­ prize made to present to the Mound City
ing steam, had rendered him this good Chib of St. Louis. The original prize Is
a handsome bronze plaque presented by
service.
the Burlington Boating association. The
Coatiuas.
Mr. Ugllmug—This portrait doesn't
look a bit like me.
Artist—1 know It. I was nfrald to
make It exactly like you for fear you
wouldn’t take It.
Some women break Into the gossip
class tiecause they nre unable to attract
attention In any other way.
A gir) may refuse a man t>ecause she
feels sure that he will profstae again,
but a widow never takes any chances.
Every time you get your own way
you muke an enemy.
Mount City and the South Side dubs tied
for first honors.
At the close of the Olympic games in
London, the American athletes were cov­
ered with medals. Queen Alxnndra hand­
ed out fifteen gold medals to the Yankees
at the stadium. These with a tray full
of silver nn<l bronze emblems of victory,
mad» by far the most imposing array of
"jewelry" awarded to any nation. Amer­
ica's victory. 114 1-3 to England's 66 1-3
was by the bigg-st margin on record. At
Athens two years ago the count was
75 1-16 to 41 in favor of America. Th«
Americans came within ten points of mor-
ing as much as all the other nntions cora
billed -