• • • • t « • Clay and tho *-i!-iry Grnn. i * ‘(.j . Ti.' s.ild au old in' i ibi-v one • d:y. 'I h'li’ I you worrjing about th« ' 1 1 j'-ii ev.r 1 ir tlie story f < : iy ui.it the salary grub?’ “‘No,’ I replied. “•When <”ay wa« S; ik»r,' he con- tlnucd, 'along about 1810, the crowd ! . -■ 1 tii ir salarlw to $1..’-o a year ¡i .ie v. as a great howj all over ths -ou.-'-y, and ui.cn Clay re.i'hed home - Do you Lke it? Then Ly u Kentucky, he found old one armed 4 be concealed with k? Have ? I Jehu Pope, a Federalist, out after his to be? Oh.no! Just put on 1 •-.-alp to beat tiie baud, and nil tlie Clay 'rente ominously ailent. Worried Ayer’s II ir V.:”or ar.j have 'r 1 anxious Cluy sought cut bis old long, thick hair{ soft, even barber, who had always been entbusi- hair; Lt-auuful hair,without a istic in ids advocacy and who iiappeiied ’ single gray line in It. Have a . to be an Irishman. “I trust I may little pride. Keep young just • cunt on your hearty support a» usu- 1 y * ' "i th. Mr. Clay,” as long as you can. I said tlie Irish barber, “I think I shall I am flftv-fifiven yeert old, end nntil ro- vote at this time for tiie man who enn r : ti/Tr,. - .x 'lay. Pnt in a few weeks Ay< i s tinir Vi- or the natural get but one band Into the Treasury.” ’ “ c«<'>r to ;• y I ur so i.ow th • is not a »-.ray h;.i.r to i n sseu.’* —J. W. liAXibUN, Boulder Success Maguzlne. Creek, Cui. L lsof ] JZ. L • ✓ y O CCLÍXY PECTÛML. ? j_-. The Burket Shopper. At th. “opm bc.ird,” in golden grain, He plung'd with his little might and main— And now he is making frequent "calls” At the shop with the sign of the golden balls. Cure for Seasickness. Artificial Honey. A Hay Stacker. Col. Soaker—Why have Hausen a: id Ills wife separated? Major Mo;.per—On account of the difference lu their literary tastes. Col. Soaker—They must both be un happy. Major Mopper—Not nt nil. lie was in love with his typewriter, and she ith a young poet. It Cures .While You Walk. I ii t cure for hot, ■ r,«’iil'iis,mi I..Ren,n. bingfeot. b id Hl.d'je Fii.EE. AddrvbB eii d. Oiuiste Indizimi Ion. Correspondent—May 1 ask, Senator, how much your campaign cost you? Eminent Statesman—As to that, young man, I make it a rule to follow the scrip­ tural injunction, not to let my left hand know what my right hand doeth. Besides, sir, it's none of your blankety blank busi­ ness ! tta 32-08 1 > XXTIIKN w riling to mivertiaera pteufco I > V mentina thia imp.r. I rr A home-made stacker that will do good service lu handling hay is shown in the Illustration. There are no cast­ ings to brink and the timber required In its construction can be readily pro- •ured. The dimensions of the various parts are: The lower timbers which are marked 11 are about 12 feet long and are made - of 4 by 5-lnch scantling. The side up­ rights, marked 2, are about 14 feet long, and made of the same material ns No. 1. The slanting pieces, marked 3, are about 10 feet long, and made of L by 4-lnch scantling. The arms of the stacker marked 4, are 10 feet long, ' and made of 4 by 5 Inch stuff. Tho ‘ cross piece, No. 5, Is 13 feet long, and made of 3 by 5 Inch stuff. No. 0 is of 2 by 5-inch stuff, and is bevelled on the front ¿dge to allow the hay to slide over it easiiy when being shoved on by the sweep. Timbers numtiered 7, 8, 9 and 10, are made of 2 by 6-lnch stuff, and are 10 feet long, except No. 7 and No. 8, which should be only as long as the stacker frame is wide. Each end of Nos. 0 and 10 should project a foot on each end over No. 2. Nos. 11 and 12 are made of 2 by 4- inch stuff, about 10 feet long; those bolted to No. 13 about 15 luches from the lilgher end of No. 13. No. 13 is made of 2 by 4-inch stuff, about 8 feet long; the higher end should be about 8 feet above the ground, so that when the stacker Is on the ground the weight box, No. 14, should be about two inches from the two pulleys on the upper end of No. 13; also when the stacker is upright, as it is when the hay is thrown on the stack, the weight box should be about 2 inches below tlie two pulleys on the HOME-MADE STACKEB. upper end of No. 13; and when stacker is half-way down the weight box, No. 14, should be Just clear of the ground. No. 14 is the weight-box, and should be made of 2-luch stuff, about 8 to 10 Inches deep, and about 2 feet square; it must be well spiked together. The Idea of the weight is to start the stacker back to the ground as soon as the load is delivered from it on to the Rack, and when tlie stacker is halfway ;o the ground, the weight acts as a brake for the other half of the way down. The box is tilled with stones. The rope which attaches the weight­ box to the stacker should be three- quarter inch, passing from tlie weight up between the two pulleys on the up­ per end of No. 13, and down to the center of stacker head No. 5. The pul­ leys on the frame of the stacker should be attached by means of wooden blocks with a notch cut out so that the pulley can tit between tlie block and frame. Pulleys for this purpose are 0 Inches iu diameter and made of turned hard wood. These are fastened in place by means of a hard wood pin for an axle. The pulleys should be kept well oiled to keep them from calking. The rope for raising the stacker should be either inch or inch and a quarter. Tlie teeth on the stacker can be made of 2 by 4-lneh pine scant­ ling, 10 feet long and bevelled on the upper side to allow the hay to slide on easily. The short upright teeth on tlie stacker head should be about 5 .«■et long. They are bolted to the long leetli about 2 Inches from the stacker lead. No. 5, and rest against the stack- r head, No. C. The stacker arms, No. 4 should be bolted to No. 2 with a large bolt, about 12 inches from the ground. Summer Work Willi Poultry, Tlie A -i ? ' t ■ .ivo Always Bought I;.is borne tlie signa­ ture « f Ch . < H. Fletcher, and Jias been uuule uuder his per: onal supervi: Ion lor over SO years. Allow noono to «ieeeive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and JiiNt-as-; nod” aro hut Experiments, nr ( «'iidang-er ttio health of Children—i xpt l ienee against ¡Experiment. What is CASTORIA Ci'doriii is a linrnJt -s substitute lor Ca-fc*’" Oil, Pare. Rorie, Drops and Soothing' Syrups. It is I’lca.-rnnt. It contains neither Opium, Morphi>io nor oilier >'arcotio substance. Its are is its guarantee. It <’« stroys Worms and allays Veveri.-htie -. It cures Diar-rho a and Wind Colic, it relieves Teething Troubles.-cures Constipation and Flatulence. It assimilates tlie Food, regulates the Stontaeh and tiuvcN, giving healthy an sain* on the roost, ff you have heavy fowl* let them rrtoet on th* flo->r covered thickly with straw, •nd ><>a WlU ba»* Ho cruokal breast bvui*. One of the greatest mistakes a farmei or any one else iu business makes is In trying to secure a luxurious living and a lot of tun out of a very small busi­ ness. Aside from the fostering of un necessary habits, expenses are incurred which are sufficient to meet the de­ mands of a much larger business. Cui your garment according to your cloth The farmer who takes pride In hil business has the same encouragement and advantage over competitors, who lock the snap and sentiment, that the earnest, progressive man in all other callings has. The man who succeeds in farming as well as those In the minor professions, must throw his very life into the work in which he is engaged This applies to farming with great force if excellence is expected.—Dakota Farmer. Jnit ii Btllville Opin! >u. "We ure so fo.id of worry,” says a Eiilviile philosopher, "that if we ever rea -h paradise we'll worry about bavin ; to tly too high and sing too often. We once knew a n an who spent his lifetime trying to find out what he had to worry • bout.”—Atlvta Ccns'ltu’ion. Mothers wilt find Mrs. Winslow's Pontfefn^ F' ’ tù.- b j» r- edv t • u_-_ lor tkeir idt u 4unug ihu Ubtmug pcr.cù. Worse still, Wrecking Windmilla, The passing of the windmill in Eng­ land, antiquated by such recent power producers as tlie gas engine and eh*c- trlc motor, has given life to a new in­ dustry-windmill wrecking. The old windmill builders understood their business and meant their handiwork to last, and so tlie demolishing of such structures is no simple task, Many of the old mills stood 100 feet high and had eight or nine floor*, fitted with four run of stones, and contained tons upon tons of brick, Often these huge mills stand close to other bpl¡dings, and, says Popular Mechanics, accidents would be Inevitable if the wreckers did not have experience in their tasks. «it Seetll **a Fruit. Lack of Co-OperatioB. “I tx sh,” said tiie revivalist, "Brother Grimshaw wasn’t «¡uite so strong on doc­ trinal points. As : Il SS 1 bring people into the elmreh he tries to put them out of it for heresy.” “My wife is getting to be very tlre- •ome,” comphiined Groueher, “sho doesn't seem to know her own mind from one minute to the next.” “My wife," said Kratebett, “is the «J « g - *■ ^ w ù Ci­ same way. She’s as uncertain p- the weather.” °f i' ■ happy home* of to-day is • “Huh! Mine’s as uncertain as i the weather forecasts.” — Philadel phis vast fund of information as to tho b ( mt thods of ] fl *lth and Press. l.a; .iness and ri; lit living and know* Kt. Vitus’ Bunco and Karvous Plsea pema« 1 i * 3 uently curt! by Dr. Kline's Grc.it fiurvu Ke- le I to cf tl o world's best products. storcr. Send for IXEE $2 00 tri-.I ho* tin end troati o. Products of actual excellence and Dr. IX. LL. Kliao, Ld., - 1 Arch Lt., l’Liludulphia, 1 a. re 'P.o claims truthfully presented Affected lllia Differently. and which have attained to world- "Maw, want's paw doing down in the wido acceptance through tho approval basement? Patching up the ice box?” “No, dear; he’s putting new wire gauze of the Well-Informed of the World; on the screen doors.” not of individuals only, but of the “How do you know?” many who have ti e happy faculty of "By the language he is using, dear.”— selecting and obtaining tho best the Chicago Trilitine. world affords. So 1'oMte. C-no of tho products of that class, "She hasn’t any cause to be snippy of known c ; i;. : , nt parts, an Ethical with me. The last time I saw her I’m sure I did the politest thing I could.” remedy, approve d by physicians and < ided by t h ■ 1 informed of “What did you do?” “We were on a car and when a man the World as a valuable and whole- known offered me a seat I said to her; ‘You Syrup of r .-s and Elixir e of well Senna. To tnke it. dear; you’re the older.’ ”— ) always buy Kansas City Times. i ired by the Cal I* 1 ' Co., only, and for sale by all leading druggists. Cr.e of the Douglas County Farm in the heart o: the famous Shoestring Valley. Sixty acres—45 acres cleared; 15 acres fir timber; soil rich and mel­ low; no rocks; schoolhouse J mile; on county road; running water; well; over 300 bearing fruit trees; 5-room log house, barn and other out-buildings; two miles of fence; full assortment farm implements; all home furnishings; all crops. Must sell, Price lor everything, 52,500. Address MRS. O. A. DEARING Room 419, Corbett Bklg., Portland, Ore Wide Tires Needed, Every farmer needs one or two low- wheeled, wide-tired wagons on tiie farm. They are the most convenient for every kind of work in which a wagon is used, especially for hauling manure, tilling the silo, hauling grain, corn fodder, etc. A wide-tired wagon hauls easily and does not cut up the land, and also saves much baek-acUJng labor in loading and unloading ma­ nure, seed grains, wood, hay, straw, etc. If one already has higb-wlieeled wagons outright, there ure many firms manufacturing wide-tired wheels that will tit any wagon. They cost but a few dollars, and nre one of the best in­ vestments any farmer can make.—Wis­ consin Agriculturist. Myatery Science so far his failed to furnish arv ex,a:ion of tlie mystery of acedleM frails. T:..-y an* not t • outcome of tba wo.k of n an. Man i r; Ptuates them; he <1 ■■■ s no more. Toe s«-i- Hess orange was f- in I iu a state of seedlessneM.—Vege­ tarian. DAISY THE DATAT FLY KILLS* »«troys all th« K u h «nd affoida corti n t, to ovory heim? -in dining ■l««pin] aloepinl room nn•< unti in triai ■ • < ' 1 and I h «ivte that will meet modern requirements. ■ rid Eh wonoefb A few of the largest creamery establishments . - _ . • . • called experts into consultation on this problem, ’ rcuryv Poison* or Drugs Used He Cute* out Operation* <*r With< • ■ a < i .t o Knife and these sc;entific aids decided unanimously up >n Lung, a product of nature which exactly fiiis the b.l; * ■ • aw Di-' ilitra * hl • r. ' ■ • ' ; i ‘ 1.0'4 MHIihOJOa BORAX. tumulo 'V ... !!<• • .1 A 11 !'• Ì I. • iltHOtiSI'H Scientists have long known borax as a cleanser, A SURE CANCEK CURE a sweetener and an antiseptic destroyer of bac­ Peki i:r, China Safe, Sure teria and germ growths that destroy all that is Just Received from end Reliable. harmful, preserves fro hr.ess, sweetness and pur­ IF YOTTAUF Al j T' i I'OVT DELAY. ity, and relieves theaairyman and dairy housewife EBQ1 0. COrSSuUTATIOIN RRKB of drudgery and of needless work and worry. txi 1 • - - n ,.*on hh.nk itnu __ will think more of the calf. and surely of yuurseif. A...* • • • O • I