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Eandon Recorder
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THE «íklGMED BARBE*
Published Evtry Thursday Evening by the
Recorder F’vitiiah.lng Company.
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KOFF,
Ths profeaaioual humorist has a Favorite leaves Bandon
Ma.n.a.sixifl’ Editor few jokes which have survived the
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Suf script i<>0, fl 50 per Year ir. Advance. Advmtisiug Rate« Mad«
Kuuwu on Application. Job Printing a Specialty
Entered at I be Bandon PiNiloMoe
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Second Claa* Blatter.
THURSDAY
A ccor ding to
government re­ water on the bar at low tide and
port Oregon has nearly three million there is sufficient amount at high tide
other to let such ocean going steamers as
apple trees in bearing and
This the Elizabeth, Bandon, and Fi-
biate h is more bearing apple trees lield, and such schooners as the
than Washington and about the Advance, Ruby, Oregon and others
same as California, and during the in and out with the greatest ot ease,
fruits in a comparative ratio.
in tact the
past few years has made great gains and the end is not yet
u.i both states, and the work of set­ possibilities of the Bandon harbor
ting out fruit is hardly commenced
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ire only beginning
to be realized
Coos and Curry counties, and the next ten years will see de­
al <ie, will be the scene of millions velopments that will be surprising
The great
of Iruit trees in the
not far to the most sanguine.
distant future, and
the variety advantage this harbor hasovet Coos
as yet.
o. iruit that can be raised her. , if the Bay and others is the fact that our
proper care is taken of the orchards, bar is so short and is much more
better than can easily controlled than any of the
any other section others. Ten thousand dollars spent
wid l>e equal to or
i e raised
in
The raising of grain will be a source here will do more toward making
of i nmeiue wealth, as will also the a fit st class haibor than a hundrec
d ,iry industry.
Coquille River Transportation
Co,’« Schedule
Truly Oregon, and i thonsand dollars would do for Coos
especially Coos and Curry counties ! Bay,
and a less amount than
it
are only in the beginning of their ; vould take to put the latter har-
I l>or in first class condition would so
gie<i wealth | roducing history.
completely clean and dredge the
T he Coquille Sentinel says that Coquille river that large vessels
the Bandon R ecorder gave a could go clear to Coquille with ease.
''garbled and purposely colored re­ The pile jetty that is to be construc­
port” of the last game between Co­ ted here will be a good starter for
quille and Bandon. ‘ The esteemed larger things that are sure to come
contemporary” and the fans in gen­ to this harbor within the next ten
eral have to say something to ease years. Truly Bandon, Coquille and
their sting of conscience over the .Myrtle Point are destined to become
treatment accorded the Bandonians, I great business centers when the
so they accuse us of “yellowism.” proper amount of work on the har­
The fact remains, however, that bor at this point has been done.
everybody in Coquille knows that
their ball team never had a look-in
fall of dynasties aud the crash of
worlds and which will pursue their
triumphant career until Gabriel ap­
pears with his official announce­
ment, “Time is, time was, but time
shall be no more I”
One of these jokes relates to the
loquacity of barbers. Because of
the industrious professional humor­
ist the tonsorial artist has to live
down a worldwide reputation for
idle, superfluous and unprofitable
conversation.
Have you ever seen a barber who
talked too much ? The Gazette nev­
er has.
When you go into the temple of
the barber to have an operation per­
formed upon your aching whiskers
you will find him and his associates
attending to their work quietly and
industriously. If they are not busy
they will ail go quietly to their
chairs, treating you with pleasant
courtesy, but not volunteering any
conversation. If you insist upon dis­
cussing the living issues of the day
while your alfalfa is being mown
you will probably have an attentive
listener, but there will be no de­
bate. The barber who is making
your face look human will let you
do the talking-
Many worthy old men and women
who shave themselves or don’t shave
at all have a deep seated idea that
a barber shop is a wicked sort of
place, where people read sporting
papers and tell yellow stories and
exchange spavined jokes. This is
also entirely erroneous. Pink pa­
pers are no longer seen in first rate
barber shops, and the customer giv­
en to vulgar language would soon
be made to understand that his
patronage was not wanted at such a
place.
There are low down barber shops,
just as there are low down drug
stores, hotels and grocery stores.
But in the places of the better class
the atmosphere is always good and
clean, and the proprietors, being
decent and respectable themselves,
do not want the money—or the con­
versation—of those who are not de­
cent and respectable.
So much for men who have been
misrepresented and maligned by jay
humorists.—Emporia Gazette.
A story is told of an Englishwo­
w th the Bandon team, and only for templating building railroads through man who visited Washington and
was taken to luncheon in the capi­
the fact that they were presented every nook and corner in the state
tal restaurant by a senator whom
with the game that should have been of Oregon. Let them get busy anc she knew. When her friends after­
These two ward asked her how she enjoyed the
played at Bandon July 5th after our the sooner the better.
luncheon she said: “I enjoyed every­
team had been generous enough to railroad magnates have been scrapp thing, but I was disappointed be­
umpired the last game of the season, ritory. There has been intimations
Coquille carried off the pennant. of a |>eacetul and amicable settlement
played on of all differences between these two
equal footing the pennant would have men, but the facts will hardly beat
out the statement and here's hoping
come to Bandon.
they won’t settle until the people
II the games had been
B andon |>eople as a rule have a of Oregon and other states so badly
great appreciation for things beau­ in need of railroads get all they need.
tiful and each year sees a great im­ The more Hill and Harriman scrap,
provement over the preceding year and the harder they grind their
in the way of nice lawns, gardens, teeth at each other, the better >t will
There are some people here, be for Oregon.
however, the same as in other places,
B oth Bryan and Tait will make
who do not see the need or necessity
m J beautifying their homes, and it is campaign tours of the country be­
etc
to such that we would urge the idea tween now and November and there
of nicer and better homes. It not have been overtures made, trying to
only adds to the appearance of get the two big men together in a
things, but puts a greater commercial joint debate, but this is not a prob­
value on the property so that all ability as there would be a neces­
concerned in the work, and all money sity of more or less personality and
expended will be more than repaid to mud slinging which would do neither
the owner of the property. There man or his party any good. Both
is no city or town that is more pic­ Bryan and Taft realize this and it is
turesquely located or has more na not probable that either would be
tural beautv than Bandon. All we willing to enter into a joint debate.
need to make a city of which every­ With each man making his own
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6:00 a
9:00 a in
i :oo p in
Ccquille
B andon
4 :oo p in
Coquille
Disjlatch leaves Bandon
7 :oo a in
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Coquille
i .00 p in
Liberty leaves Coquille
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“ Bandon
7 :oo a in
i :oo p in
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Passengers going on the Favorite
at 6:45 a in can get a train for
Marshfield and have three houis
and fifteen minutes on the bay and
return same day.
Kodol will, without doubt, make
your stomach strong and will al­
most instantly relieve yon of the
symptoms of indigestion. It will do
this because it is made op of the
natural digestive juices
of tlie
stomach so combined that it com­
pletely digests ttie food just as I lie
stomach will do it, so ji>n see Kodol
can't fail
to
teip
yon
It is sold
aod help you promptly.
here by Bandon Drug Co.
MRS
GERALDINE
VOICE
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Very Reasonable
sum will purchase as fine a tail
ored-to-measure suit as can be
made — having high quality of
cloth, beautiful shape, perfect fit
and unquestioned style
Get something special, personally
selected from the Price exclusive style plates and
500 beautiful Fall cloths. We invite your atten­
tion ^especially to fabrics Nos. 4657, 4734, 4755.
4848, 4920.
Better goods for the same money
MORRIS.
CULTURE
The same goods for less money
Artistic Singing with Pure
Italian Method.
SMITH BROS. & SIDWELL
Will be at Mrs. Stevenson’s Wednes­
days and Thursdays.
OREGON
BANDON
The Recorder
Alien & Davidson
cause there was no terrapin. I have
heard so much of your American
terrapin, and I really wanted to try
it. I think I ate a little of every­
thing they brought on except one
thing. It was something dark and
fat looking, served in a small dish.
It looked rather dreadful, so I did
not try it. I was waiting for the
terrapin, but there was none.”
“Why,” Baid one of the American
friends, “that dark, fat looking
stuff was terrapin I”
The Englishwoman looked very
much disappointed.
“Really*’* she said. “Was it
really? Was that terrapin? I’m
so sorry I didn’t try it. I fancied
they’d bring it on whole, roasted,
like goose.”
Allen & Davidson have moved their store into the new
Laird-I.owe Building aud are ready to receive their pat­
rons their patrons there with full new line of the best
in Groceries, Fruits and Vegetables. Everything for
the table. Don’t forget the changed location.
I
Okes Real
Agents for
Sole Agenta for
Connecticut Fire Insurance
■•war« «f th« Talk Wlr« Old.
“You know that red headed cash­
ier that had the nerve to complain
of me to the boas the other day,”
said the girl at the telephone desk.
“Well, I got even with him, all
right. He isn’t married, but he’s
got a best girl. Her father owns a
shoe factory over in Jersey and
rich—my I Well, she called him up
the other afternoon at her usual
time. ‘Is Mr. Smith there?* she
asks in her most romanticist voice,
‘Yes,* I answers, just as honey like
as she. ‘It’a his wife wants him,
isn’t it?* With that Miss Girl hung
up with such a jerk my ear hurt.
Smith goes around wondering why
she does not call him up. Every
time he dares he says to me, ‘Has
any one called me on the phone,
Miss Limit?’ And I look as inno­
cent as a kid and shake my head,
‘No.* I tell you, us telephone girls
can turn ‘joy to the bride* into
‘nothin* doin’ ’ any time we please,
lie for us.”—New York Times.
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Woolen^ Mill
Addtion.
Oakes
Addition.
Company.
St. Paul Fire & Marine In­
insurance Company.
Breakwater
Phenix Fire Insurance Co.
Addition.
We have the only lots within the Town Limits of Bandon
Letter-heads, En­
velopes,Billheads
Statements, Pos­
ters, Cards, Etc.
sold on the instalment plan.
US.
If you want results list with
If you want to buy improved or unimproved prop­
erty, business lots or business chances, come and see us
we have them,
The largest list in Bandon ’to select
from, and always changing,
Rents collected and interests
of non-residents looked after.
IF YOU
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are not expensive when made by
Chicago’s famous merchant tai­
lors, Ed. V. Price & Co., of whom
we are exclusive local represent-
atlve. They operate on such an
immense scale and have such
perfect facilities that a
P. J . Daly of 1217 W. Congrevs
St . Chicago, tells of a way to I m -
eouieslioug: Hesays: “My mot lie;
who in old and was very feeble, in
deriving so much lienetit from Elec­
tric Bittern, that 1 feel it is my duty
to tell those who need a tonic and
strengthening medicine about it.
In my mother's case a marked gain
in rtesh has resulted, insomnia has
been overcome, aud she is steadily
growing stronger.” ’ Electric Bittern
quickly remedy stomach trouble.
’S'-ts
liver and Ki Iney COlUp
<
Sold
under guarantee i nt Lowe’s Drug
Store. 20c.
General information bureau and Notary Pub’ic.
Edward E. Oakes,
BANK
Manager
OF
HAWIM4W
BANDON
ORKGOM
Capital, «25,4MM»
BOARD OF
CARGO
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Made-to=Order Clothes
HOW TO GET STRONG
visitors will tour it is easy for the people to either
appreciate, is for each property hear or read their positions on the
ARE OUT or any or
owner to keep his own lots up to various issues ot the day and will
not cause any
the standard.
embarassment to
THE ABOVE MENTIONED
either candidate,
Bryan is a good
IT MIGHT BE A WI5E
W hen the first work was done man, so is Taft.
Either one would
P«rplax«d.
on the bar at the mouth of the Co
move on YOUR. PART
do what he thought was best for
A
Frenchman
in
conversation
quille river there was only four feet
the people and neither one will with a friend said: “I am going to TO COME IN NOW AND
of water and it was thought at that be fed around by any corporations eave my hotel. I paid my bill yes-
PLACE YOUR ORDER A5
time that only very small rafts and or trusts. The election will prob­ erday and asked the landlord, 'Do
owe you anything ?’ He said, *You
cat boats would be all that could ably he closer this year than it has Are square.’ ‘That’s strange/ said WE HAVE JU5T RECEIV­
; ‘I have lived long and never knew ED ANOTHER
aver be successfully brought into been for several campaigns, and both
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was square before.’ Then, ae I
this harbor, but behold what a are in the race with the determination
was going away, he shook my hand,
revolution a few years and a little to win. It will be a neck and neck saying, ‘I hone you’ll be round again
race with the chances in favor of soon.’ I said, ‘I thought you said I
work has brought forth,
At the
Taft, although it is generally con­ was square.’ He laughed and re­
present time, according to govern- *
ceded that he will nt t' have a walk­ plied, ‘When I said I hopad yoa’d or ALL KlNDaSoE .STOCK
■» round again soon I Msat 1
ment report, there are twelve feet of away.
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hoped you wouldnl k»
one will feel proud, and
id
The Dish th« Mi«««d.
H ill and Harriman are both con­
give them an exhibition game on the mg in the east and we hope they wil
Fourth, and the fact that Washburn carry the tight right into this ter
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DIRECTORS:
J L. Kronenberg, Pre*idrnt J. Denholm,
President; F. J. Fahy, Cashier; Frank Flam, T. P Manly.
A general banking business transacted and customers given every accommodation1con­
sistent with safe and conservativ- banking
The Aaienaa National Bank, of San Frgnciaco, (alii.
CORRESPONDENTS:
Merchant« National Rank. Portland. Oregon. The Chase National Bank, of New York..
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