O O OOA.J1 000 e e * • t « • • ().->»» to Hi« Hew«r4. All Humors • ' o • HUNYINQ BEAKS IN ALASKA. • • • Cbaaee for Refnrmallea. I Does Your Bandon Foundry & Machine Shop Heart Beat Her Mother—But what objection can iom, of th« Blptteet of Bruin Fa you have to Mr. De Beadds, my dear? Are impure matters which the skin, liver, lly Found in Far Norik. Pretty Daughter—Oh. he's all right kidneys and other organs cannot take cars “There Is good bear hunting on the tn most respects, but he has such ab­ Alaskan peninsula. 1 got seven griz­ surd Ideas of what a wife should be. of without help. zlies one afternoon, all of them within Pimples, boils, eczema aaent tabletak nown apr&nt&lo3, 100 dusts Ji good blood is good health; ■ ! • ’ i • - h ’ : h i onedreadad d « mm Another Convulsion Coiulo*. Special Machines Built to Onor ha <• t » < .. m all 1 a most of his time In the Alaskan wilds, “That well in Wisconsin," remarked bad blood, bad health. And btage,, hih I that is ('aiairh. Hall's Catarrh crossed bis knees In reminiscent fash­ Appetite. Cure is the on. v positiv e rurenow known totha Mr. Quigley, “is roaring again, they say.” you know precisely what to Turned Shafting, Cap and Set fraternity. ( atarrh be a constitu­ ion at the Sherman House aud told a Mrs. Quigley turned pale. Investor—What's your idea in wanting medical tional disease. requires a constitutional treat­ Screws, Machine Bolts, Pipe take for bad blood — Ayer’s to bay that trolley line? It doesn’t com- ment liaii’s Catarih Curei« taken internally, few bear stories on the eve of returning "Maybe it means this time," she gasp­ and Fittings, Brass Work acting d rectly t<|>on the blood and mucoussur* to his favorite haunts. ed, “that our cook is going to leave us! pste with your systetp. It's merely a fa *e»of thes stem, thereb de-troyingthefo in* Sarsaparilla. Doctors have feeder. Then for corroboration there Is the I saw her overhauling her trunk this dati >n *»f the di-eass, and giving t e pat ent endorsed it for 60 years. GENERAL REPAIRING Railway Magnate—Well, don’t you strength by i Gilding up the constitu ion and testimony of Mrs. Chase, who for sev­ morning!”—Chicago Tribune. ’ng nature in doing its work. The pro- One frequent cause of bad blood ia a slngrlah suppose we want to do our own feeding? assist i i ¡ctors have so mu< h faith In its urativepow- eral years has shared her husband’s liver. Tina produces constipation. Poisonous Nothin«. In This Line. •i a hat Che* • ffer One Hundred Dollars for any life, aud who has kept a diary where­ substance« «ro then absorbed into the bluod. case that it fail» to cure, be id for list of Prison Warden — We try to give every Instead of bet g icruoved from the body daily MOWA1IO E. TURTON — Assayer and Ch»rn!v. teatiino'iials. in Is faithfully recorded the number of a« nature intended. Keep tbo bowels open L« mu 1 vh .**, t u.ur..ùa K^xt.^un p:. «•»: CXI, inmate work with which he is familiar. with Ayer’s Fills, liver phis. All vegetable. A Mre^F J CHENEY UUa.,Pa. jWaterproof them?—Youkers Statesman. Inches spread from toenail to toenail. made an assignment and I received a Welnhard’s Steam Beer on Ton »329 I can lift as much as the average man, very neat sum as a preferred creditor. Everywhere Inconvenienced. Floored. but I’m telling It straight when I say He—Oh—um—er—I beg your par- A J TOWt» CO feGSTOf* USA “I am so sorry that Mrs. Brigham It “You say there's uo such thing as mat­ that with Mrs. Chase to help me I Ann 1—.Tiidva. • CMAO’AH CO UM'ia TORONTO (»» ter? Then there is no such thing as a couldn’t turn that fellow over on bit moving out of the city. I shall mlM = gas meter. Yet you are paying out your Side Light, on Mythology, her so much." Sevan Uuuu.vU Uv.i*. o.. . . „.. .good money for 8.000 feet of gas regis- back to skin him. Vulcan had just put four new horse “Were you such good friends?” Good Treatment Call and Sea Ma “Twenty feet Is the nearest a bear shoes on the feet of the Centaur. the items in a bill for $3,060 for clot lies tered by a machine that doesn't exist.' »> “Oh, It isn’t that we were so friend­ An bent on mischief ever got to me. Which Mrs. Howard (Ionid wants her hus­ “Certainly : there is no such thing as “Easiest job I ever did,” he said to band tb pay as necessaries of life. money.” old female whose cub I had brought the bystanders. "He stood perfectly still, ly, but she has the nicest set of flat sil­ down, came for me one day and she and when I handed him the fly brush he ver In the neighborhood and I used to e borrow It every time I wanted to en­ was mad. She was sixty or seventy kept the flies-away himself.” tertain.”—Detroit Free Press. Making a handsome discount from his of alder a bunch yards distant and lu when I took my first shot at her. She usual price, he asked his customer to Formerly ANCHOR BAR got up aud came out In the clearing, drive himself to his shop whenever hr ALVIN MUNCK. Proprietor needed any more work.—Chicago Tribune. and then she saw me and came for me in earnest. I worked my gun pretty rapidly aud the shots took effect. She Ifg OPEN ALL THE YEAR Is Now Located in Fine New Quarter» Malaria is due to impurities and poisons in the blood. Instead of being was about six paces away when she East of the Postoffice I ■ C latsop B each S easide , O regon rich, strong and healthy, the circulation has become infected with germs of dropped. disease which destroy the rich, red corpuscles that furnish nourishment and ^Tur Directly on the beach overlooking “Mrs. Chase and I got a scare once, ■ the ocean. Hot salt baths and strength to the body, and reduced this vital fluid to such a weak, watery though. In rather a ludicrous way. I PllCr bathing. Kerrra- condition that it is no longer able to keep the svstetn in health, or ward off ULIrr Mmicr nuUdt aurf t|On virr for ruhing. had three camps in a lonely region, Choicest Wines, Liquors and Ggan nr Snn parlors. Electric lights. Flre- the countless diseases and disorders that assail it. The loss of these Mt U t 1 place and steam heat. Fine walks red corpuscles takes the color and glow’ of health from the cheek, and we where for three years Mrs. Chase never I lay bepermanenlly overcome by proper nOCftnM” ao^ drives. Nca foods a spec- UntUUrt |a]ty> Kates» £¿.50 und gH.OO see pale, sallow faces and washe 1 out, chalky complexions among the first saw a white woman. I bad to put up personal efforts‘with the assistance per day. Special rates by the week. symptoms of Malaria. But Malaria is a general systemic disease, and as ’bavaraias,’ or houses of drift wood, of the out? truly bene|icm I laxative DAN. J. MOOKE, Proprietor Billiard and Pool Table« the only kind available. We were go ­ the blood becomes more heavily loaded with its germs we have more serious remedy, oyrup’of Figs aud LlixirojSenna md complicated symptoms ; the impure blood having its effect on all parts ing from one camp to another when I which enables one to form regular cf thdgbody. The appetite fails, digestion is weakened, chills and slight brought down a bear. habits daijy so that assistance to na­ “We were in no hurry, so we stopped, ture may be gradually dispensed with lever are frequent, and tiie sufferer loses energy and ambition because of a COURTEOUS TREATMENT The well known reltabla constant tired-out and “no account ’’ feeling. The lack of necessary nour- built a fire and bad some lunch. After when no longer needed as the best of islimefit and liealthful qualities in luuch—about an hour after the shoot­ the blOod causes boils and abscesses, ing—we went down Into a gulch where remedies, when required, areto assist Call and See Munck During 1900 I was running a farm on skin «flections, and in some cases Root and Herb the bear was lying. Mrs. Chase was nature and not to supplnnttke natur­ the Mississippi river and became so impreg­ sores *nd ulcers to break out, and al functions, which must depend ulti ­ carrying an aluminum teapot. I got nated with Malaria that for a year I was sometimes the patient is prostrated her to help me turn the bear over, and mately upon proper nourishment, almost a physical wreck. I tried a numbar with a spell of malarial fever which I was about to remove his hide when proper efforts,and right living generally. TT h « made a life study of of medicines recommended as blood purifi­ roots and herb«, «nd in that may leave his health permanently ers, chill cures, and Malaria eradicators, the big fellow suddenly came to life. •tudy di«cov«red end 1« air. ' To get its beneficial effects, always Inu to the world his wonder* impaired. To cure Malaria both a but nothing did me any good until I began “You should have seen Mrs. Chnsc- buy the genuine fui rewedlea. blood purifier and tonic are necessary, to use S. S. S. The result was that after No Mercury, Poisons or Drugs Used-He Curag go up that billside. The best of it was, taking it for awhile I was as well and dyrupi Figs^El iur^Senua Without Oner at lo.i, or Without the Aid of a Knife in order to remove the cause and at in spite of her haste, she took time to Ho gQAranteeti to Core Catarrh, Asthma. I.ung, strong as I ever was. I hava never had a the same time build up the system Throat. RhnumatiMm, N»*rvou?ine»«n. Nervou« IJobilltv, rescue her teapot. I believe I Jumped chill since nor the slightest symptom of Riomiu’b. Liver. Kidney Trouble* «laol-ost Manhood. from its weakened and run-down Famaie Weakness and All Private Dibeafces If that about tw’enty feet myself, Malaria. I hope others will be benefited condition. S. S. S. is the medicine A SURE CANCER CURE by my experience, and with that end in damage shape to do bear had been In best fitted for this work. It is the Just Received from Peking, China—Safe, Sure view I give this testimonial, knowing that and Reliable. there might have been some trouble— I most perfect of all blood purifiers, and F ig S zri ’ p Co. only S. S. S. is the best remedy for Malaria. IF YOU ARE AFI ICT ED. DON T DELAY. As a general thiug but he wasn’t, DELAY» AKE DANGEROUS. the purely vegetable ingredients of IS THE Amory. Miss. S. R. COWLEY. SOLD BYALL LEADING DRUGGISTS there Isn’t much adventure—It’s too one size wily, regular price 50$ p». Hot lie. CONSULTATION RRBB which it is composed make it the If you oaonot call, write for «ympton blank and oirom easy."—Chicago Post. greatest and safest of all tonics. Jar Iurlcwe 4 cent« in «fam re. THE O. G EE WO CHINE8E MEDICINE (X). S. S. S. goes down into the circulation and removes every-trace of impurity 162 1-2 First St.. Cor. Morrison, Portland. Oregon. Manefleld’e Fancy Collar. Do Good While You Blay. Fletts Mention This Pai-er. or poison, and at the same time gives to the blood the health-sustaining qual­ ______________________ ______________ Richard Mansfield, when a mere boy, It Is a good and safe rule to sojourn ities it needs. It cures Malaria thoroughly and permanently because it removes the germs and poisons which produce the disease, and while doing was playing the leading role In a In every place as If you meant to No. 18 08 U this tones up and strengthens every part of the system. When S. S. S. has tragedy, in the last scene of which he spend your life there, never omitting cleansed the blood the symptoms pass away, the healthy color returns to was strangled. Sometimes, however, an opportunity of doing a kindness or HKN writing to »dr erti «err please the complexion, the old tired, depressed feeling is gone, and the entire health the actor who was to simulate stran­ speaking a true word or making a ine li I ion this paper. is reneweo. Book with information about Malaria and anv medical advice gling him became too realistic. Sever­ friend—John Ruskin. free. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA. GA. al times be nearly Incapacitated the principal player for finishing his great IN THE GREAT scene. It came to such a pass that drastic measures bad to be taken. One Wholesome evening, in the greenroom, Mansfield sidled up to the muscular player who was to strangle him. The latter noted a,strange addition in Mansfield’s cos­ tume. Instead of the collaret of lace it was his wont to wear, bound about For Infantsand Children. his neck was a leather band thickly studded with prongs. “And what is that for?” he asked. "Ob, that?” replied Mansfield, with the rising Inflection and a smile In his voice; “that is merely a trifle, a mere trifle, to defer the collection of my ALCOHOL 3 PER CENT. AVcgetabte Preparation forAs life Insurance. Most Inconveniently the healthy condition of my neck and s Imila t ing (he Food and Regula throat is necessary for the pursuance ling die Siomaehs andBouclsof 25 Ounces for 25 Cents of my profession and the earning of I nfants /C hildr en ray dally bread.” The other actor saw the point and Made from pure, carefully tested apologized. Mansfield took off Promotes Digestion .Cheerful lar and never after suffered materials. Get a can on trial. ness and Rest-Contains neither companion player's bands in Opiuni.Morpliine nor Mineral. You never saw such cakes scene. N ot N arcotic . Hood’s Sarsaparilla ’ Hewitt—I re* that Gruet, the Ufa Insurance age at. Is married. Jewett—Yes, und bls marriage is a case of the irony of fate. “How Is that?” “He didn't know until after he was married that the woman In tha ease carried a lot of life Insurance, and n >w lie will have to keep up the pre- miuu.O on her policies.”—Harper’s Weekly. Mill and Steamboat Work a Specialty Pattern Shop in Connection Elkhorns Saloon DO YOU KNOW SLICKER? s The Eagle Saloon CURES MALARIA Habitual Constipation HOTEL MOORE C. Gee Wo CHINESE DOCTOR THE BANDON RECORDER C alifornia Best Advertising Medium CftSTORIA These use The Kind You Have Always Bought « A K1K G s s fî\W POWDER Bears the Signature and biscuit They’D open your eyes. A Vts maní * C mi C a O* V0n< man P3IC1.S. FOR tvFRV MEMBER OF THE FAMILY. MEN. BOYS. WOMEN, MISSES AHO CHILDREN, e W. L. 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