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The Evolution of
Mousehold Remedies.
SUNDOWN DOCTOES.
frl
Peeallar to Washlnitton and Pr no
tice Only After 4:30 P. M.
Dke modern patent medicine busi*
“Sundown doctors” are an Institution
new ia the natural outgrowth of the
Is oertain if you Uke Hood’s Sarsaparilla.
peculiar to Washington City. They are
This great medicine cures those eruptions,
an amiable company of medical practi »id-time household remedies.
In the early history of thia country,
tioners wlso ply their trade only after
pimples aud toils that apjxtor at all seasons;
EVEKY
FAMILY HAD ITS HOME
nightfall.
•urea scrofula sores, salt rheum or eczema;
Herb tea*
Not that these gentlemen prefer dark MADE MEDICINES.
adapts itself equally well to, and also cures, dys
bitten,
laxativea
and
tonics,
were to be
ness to light If they had their d'ruthers,
pepsia aud all stomach troubles; cures rheu.
says the Louisville Courier-Journal, nor foMid in almost every house, compound
are their deeds of a questionable com ed by the housewife, sometimes assisted
matism and catarrh; cures nervous trouble^
ty the apothecary or the family doctor.
plexion that looks "best in the sliade.
debility and that tired feeling.
Sundown doctors have nq ways that Such remedies as picra, which waa
e
•arsatabg- For thoae who prefer medicine la tab
are dark or tricks that are vain. They aloes and quassia, dissolved in apple
let funu. Hood's Snreaparilln is now put up in choco-
■ re o
_ a Tyler. Eurlingtna.
are
as open as the dtiy that they may brandy. Sometimes a hop tonic, made
lpled tablets called Satoatabs. ns well aS iu tha usual say«: ” Tha ear*«» of a large farm,
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liquid form. Sarsatabs have identically the same nni'-h to do aud ao little health to de It not utilize.
If they practice their pro of whiskey, hops and bitter barka. A
curative propertie« as the liquid form, besides accus With, cauxe.1 almo.i h <<>uip>-le break* fession by candle light rather th^n by
down:
bi
nod
poor
and
thin
:
np
-t
renal
b.
score or more of popular, home-made
racy of dose, convenience, economy.—no loss by evap lit Un «loop Hoo.1 a Sarsaparilla gave
oration. breakage, or leakage. Druggists or promptly appetite, natnral sleep. iwrluct health, sunshine that's I'ncle Sain's fnult, not remedies were thus compounded, the
by tuaxL C. L Hood Co.. Lowell. Mass.
strength to do all my work."
their own.
formulae fer which were passed along
Sundown doctoro begin to get busy
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from house to house, sometimes written,
only after 4 :.K) In the afternoon.' From
■ blftia» the ■espoaalblUtp.
Would Taka a I'hauce.
sometimes verbally communicated.
Teacher—Mrs. ' Clubber, your little
"Not a cent," replied the rich man . 9 to that hour, poor souls, they are
to uot good for the hok>luS Hn-ir noses to the grindstones 1 The patent' medicine business is a
Clarence frequently eemao ko echoad with eoldly; “ money
i
natural outgrowth from this trhole-
hto faen unwashed.
poor"
. i over the government desks, for one some, old-tim# custom. In the begin
Mrs. Clabber- Why, panto gNwintm,
must
live,
don
’
t
you
know,
howevet
"Well,” roofiaaded the applicant,
Mi* LJgisicam, what de yea bang a eeheel
ning, some enterprising doctor, im
“Just pretend ttuit yon have a grudge soaring one's scientific ambition, and
Mumtas tor J—Oimge Tribue*.
pressed by the usefulness of one of
Uncle
Sam's
wages
do
come
In
mighty
agataat *o."—Philadelphia Lodger.
I
regular and handy.
So that In a these home-made remedies, would take
Wssls of Bsssgy.
pigeonhole is the story af the origin of it up, improve it in many ways, manu
The prise ben wool red to quit laying the struggling fraternity of sundown facture it on a largo scale, advertise it
"It eseane no utterly absurd," she
mainly through almanacs for the home,
elochod, “tor a »50» fowl to spend her physicians at the federal <*apita).
There are thousands of instances. and thus it would become Used over a
time and strength in turning out eggs at
Young physicians with their careers large area. LATTERLY THE HOUSE
B» cento a desea."
Porohing tarwdf on her exclusive yet to carve secure clerkships in some HOLD REMEDY BUSINESS T00X
roost, ehs eyed the common barnyard hoax of the governmental departments of A MORE EXACT AND SCIENTIFIC
below bar with lofty disdain.
Washington Jn order to keep the pot FORM.
bubbling while they are getting their
Peruna was originally one of these
to. TtoiV TVeasse aad all Xtemss B to as n
»tie AmealtiM.
medicinal education after office hours.
Cmaaeatfy osrM by Dr. kllwe'a Arra.
old-time
remediee. It was used by the
Kaieker
—
I've
waited
aa
hetaz
for
yen
«Lora«, leend Ibr Flil-IE f 2 trial b'SSte and
Tbelr diplomas thus laboriously achiev
a is. u. itKus., L4_, ou Area a«., ruua..r».
to art year bat ea straight.
Kennonitee, of Pennsylvania, before it
Mrs. Kaidkar—Weil, I’ve waited lesgee ed, they hang nut their shingle« tenta was offered to the public for eale. Dr.
thaa tost fer yea to get your feet se tively, holding fast, however, to their Hartman, TH1 ORIOIMAL COM
government positions until securely es
aSratobt.—New York Sen.
tablished professionally. A job in the POUNDER OF PERUNA, is of Men-
A torvtois »Mae of Uuunpteg and hand, you know. Is worth a whole city nonito origin. First, he prescribed it
stamping eemo from Bob's room early directory full of uncaptured patient*. for his neighbors and his patients.
one morning.
Never let go a sure thing till you are The sale of it increased, and at last he
“Bobby, Bobby," retied hto mother,
j established a manufactory and fur
of a surer.
freon dwwnatalra, "what to going no
it to the general drug trade.
op there r’
*-»♦»0» »»ossesso« es os ss se»e I nished
Peruna
is useful in a great many
"My oboe«,“ replied Bob
J
FAMILY LIFE IN FRANCE | climatic ailments, such as coughs, colds,
For Infanta and Chilirnn.
•ore throat, bronchitis, and catarrhal
A Neal Charity.
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diseases generally. THOUSANDS OF
The Khd Too Have Always Bonjh: Tone—Abd w hat do you think? Mr.
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FAMILIES
HAVE LEARNED THE
Goedlwirt hadn't been aloM with me
Baars the
American life is not such as Ameri USE OF PERUNA and its value in the
for flva minutes Lafore he offered to
Signatare of
can newspapers would lead a stranger treatment of these ailments. They
kiss ma.
to infer. Neither does French life seem have learned to trust and believe in
Jeaa—Yea. that's one thin* about
such us strangers infer who know It Dr. Hartman’s judgment, and to rely |
Tack ttaodhnrt; he's just as aoft-heart-
only from a certain class of French on his remedy, Peruna.
cd and oharltabto as be can ba.—Phil
CASTOR IA
adelphia Press.
Flibborty—"When I begin to itipwt
that I'm werking toe hard at my bumaean
! ge and avaault my doctor. If be aaya
I’m ali right I re baoic ta werk."
Jibbit—“Thera’s nothing original to
that idea. Wheuvver I get uneasy abeat
ayrnlt I apply for another thousand or
two of life insurance. If I pass the ex-
amiaatioa I know I’m O. K.”
Th.re ie m.r. Cararrk fa tkto o>«et.a .f tk'
•ouniry taka all .luw
pet
•uid uatll Me tael few twri wm t u»y<ae4 te k.
incurable. Far a «reel aeny year« S.eter
nreaounceO It a local dlMoce and areeerlb*
fecal reatedlee. and by eoaeteallv raillax t
ear. wlta l oel tr«ataeat, preaeuneoto it tn
eurable. Science tew pro.en eelarrli to to i
eaiietitatliaal dlMM. and therefore re.ul-e
ewuntltaiieaalIreatueat. MairaCatanh t are
manufMturod by F. J. Cheney A < e , Teled.
Ohio, to the only oenerltutlenal «ere on t ■
mark«*. It to taken laioraally ia dooee from 1
drape to a teoepoouful. it acta dieoetly an th
blood and maeeui aurfaroe ef the eyetem
They offer one bandrod deflare foe any eaee i
fall* to eara. baud tor elreutara aad toatl
Bionlata
Addreae: V. J. CNINKY A OO., Toledo, »hie.
Hold by Drurcieta, 75e.
Take MaU'a lawily Fills for eeartipeSen.
A
■ veerbody I.anarbeA
"Prrhapa yoe would feel bettor,”
saM the hopeful and helpful person, "if
you would do soiaethiug to Ugh ten th«
liearts of your fellow mau.”
"That's Just what I have booe do
ng." answorod Mr. Sirius Barker. "My
mt blew off and I had to chas« it tw«
jlooks I"—Washington Star.
Ae aa lavMtMMit.
riatteeoo.
"A a*a,” said the philosophical board
"Yea, mo'am," the eoar Let wee say
ing. "rm her« J tot for trying to Bettor er, “to like a geld mine. You never know
ivhat'e in him until you have run drifts
a rl<to man."
“Tita idee 1" exclaimed the prison vie hrsugb him, as it were, and explored him
n all bis levato.”
I tor.
“That’s why I take mighty little stock
“Yoe, ma'am. I jlst triad te Imitate s men," remarked the pessimistic board-
his signature ea a check.”—Tit-Bite.
,r.
STJACOBS OIL
CONQUERS
PAIN
IN TH< ROUGHEST WEATHER
AND CUMLANTYEO ABSOLUTtLT
^WATERPROOF
"SSE*
POMMEL
> SUCKERS
»35«
1K» tanto *»to
md the ward
TWU on toe
buttons dtotin-
It baa been proved that no fewer
than U.BW bears re are at present tuah-
tog a batter living 1a Vienna than or
dinary worhmon. One notorious fatally
of professional beggars roeetitly gave
a grand ball and a concert at a bacai
botai
A now d«nh sad office oeavsBlenen to
a teal far removing rusty or corrodai
peno Bo m the bolder. Mont porsene who
Veternn—Many’s the time I've made
work a* a dato have experienced mere or
lam AiBealtg ia this connection, and vary the enemy run.
Listener—Yes? . . o •
'
efts» tha ha«ern are cut with the sharp
Veteran—And once they nearly
edges of too pea or soiled with rust and
tob TVs stoma device has bandlm like caught me!
pliera, *y rletong whtoh the pea to grip-
drawn sot by a small trip-
Mraterr About Death*. •
MF-l
re tad by the fere (narr.
Fou rdeaths are known to be directly
attributable to exposure to the X-rays.
There Is a mystery about these cnscs,
the disease being unknown- to medical
science, though it Is berieved to Involve
some great principle of life. Dr. Wei
gel. the president of the Rochester
Academy of Medicine and the Ameri
can Orthopedl« Society, was the last
victim.
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signatura
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Ar'a rulp, the farmer who spend* a
great deal of hto time In town, doesn't
spend very much money.
You hear of people being afraid to
die. We are afraid to live too long, tha
old a rtf’ treated so shabbily.
Always remember th*
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aivls* as Illaatretlss.
Voice (ever the telephone)—"Prefee-
eor, I ata getting up a special article for
one of the Illustrated weekly papers on
'The Value ef the Comparatively Unim
portant.' Please tell me, fer instanee. one
of your toediods of saving your odds and
ends of time, by which yeu are enabled to
do so much work without having to
hurry.”
The Professor—-“Always emitting the
‘good-by* when using the telephone.”
(Ilangs up receiver.)
Nat
Tat, bat
Oaaa.
“Bay," wired the chairman •( the Rke-
innk caMgaig* committee, "caa't yeu send
ua epeakera ef better caliber thaa the
chapa that talked bare laat aight?”
“We’re aaerely flriag the epeaing guaa
ef the caaapaiga," «tired bark th* political
■uauager at headquarters. “We'll seed yea
some biggsr beres after awhile."
Free Caaaeat at the Propie.
The “pioneer American Democrat”
was the Rev. Tteemas Hooker of Con
necticut, whe, in a seruien la Hartford
in the year 1633, said, “The founda
tion “f all authority is firstly laid in
the free consent ef the people.” There,
in embryo, were tha Revolution and
the great republic. In the ■'Funda
mental Orders of Connecticut,” inspired
by Hooker and adopted at Hartford in
1633, we have the first written consti I
tution known te history that created
a government Aud that government
was as near a perfect democracy as
the world has ever seen.—New York
American.
Finiva
*
No«e.
“Mister," whined the amali nrchln, ■
as be shivered from bead to foot, "it
to so bitter cold. C-can't yer spare tuo
a Bickel r
“Yes. my bay,” replied the benevo
lent eld gentleman as be opened hto
purse and fished out the coin.
“Thanks, mister.”
“And now I suppose you are going
to buy fuel with it?”
Nope! An ice-cream ends.*
T/ie
General Demand
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novels. The French, we have been ac
customed to fancy, writes Prof. Barrett
Wendell In “The France of To-Day,”
do not know what we mean by home.
I But those who do speak English have
I
I no conception of what the French mean
by foyer. In tenderness of sentiment,
I in Instant appeal to emotions of endur
ing purity, one word Is as beautiful as
the other.
The love of French parents for their
children, and of French children for
I their parents, is heyond dispute. But
even in Its most closely intimate aspect,
it never forgets that the parent is the
parent end the child the child. The
fact of authority implies the right to
formal respect as well as to obedl-
ence.
The fact that you belong to an or
ganized social group the while, implies
your duty, whatever your station there I
in, to conduct yourself with courteous
consideration for the other members of
it. This, too, neither parent nor child
ever suffers himself to forget.
The great and affectionate pleasure
of French domesticity is of a kind
which could not exist if conventions
were too much neglected. The result
is that. In the full security of the
foyers, the French seem surrounded by
something like the pleasures and the
limitations which make at once agree
able and a shade monotonous our Amer
ican experiences in general society.
And Just as a good Frenchwoman
must I m - daughter, mother, sister as
truly and as devotedly as she must be
wife and partner, so * good Frenchman
must lie not only husband, but son, too,
and father and brother. In France,
where the family is so deeply rooted
in national affection, no man can neg
lect his homely domestic duties without
braving public opinion.
I reckon I'm guilty, y'r honor, anuf-
flod th« leathery faced old vagabound who
bad been rua in for drunkeuueiM and pen
era! worthleesueks, “but it ain't m.v
fault."
“Whose fault is it?" inquired the police
justice.
“It's the. fault s’ my brother in-law On'
my sister-in-law. They won't let me live
with ’em- any more. When .a feller s in
laws goes back on ’im, y’r honor, he
cain't help bein’-a outlaw.”
“Six months in the workhouse!” roared
the police justice.
Absence of Mind.
Exhausted by the labor of carrying the
furniture eut of the building, the mun
whose dwelling was ablaze from cellar to
garret mechanically rolled a cigaroot aud
turned to one ef the firemen.
“Have you got a match?" he panted.
"A match?” growled the fireman. "If
jou waut to light that thing go and loach
it to your house 1”
No Privilawoe.
The business agent stuck bis bead In
side the shop door. A solitary tuau was
at work.
“What are you doing here?" be de
manded. “Don't you knew this is a bob
day?"
"Nft for ase,” answered th* eolttary
man, without look tug a* I rest his werk.
“I’m the trows.”
A
tk.
To succeed these days you
must have plenty of grit, cour
age, strength. How is it with
the children ? Are they thin,
pale, delicate? Do not forget
Ayer’s Sarsaparilla. You
know it makes the blood pure
and rich, and builds up the
general health in every way.
The chl’«1r<‘n ran>ot posalbly have gcxd
health unit i* the I- »welt •' in proper con.H
tion A sluggish iver give« n coibtrd tongue
bid breath, con«»!pute«1 bowel*. Correct nil
tht‘se by giving s inn II ) h xwlive .lose* of A yet •
Pill* All vegetable, sugar coated.
Xyar Co., low *11. Maas,
ufactûrere of
hair viciob .
AGII' CURE.
CtilkRV PECTORAL.
SAVE THE CARTON TOPS
»nd ^<>ap
rapper« from
“20 Mule Team Borax”
»«Urate Task.
“The newspapers," said the orator
solemnly, “do sat tell the truth.”
“Perhaps sot,” answered the editor
regretfully. “We do our best; but, you
know, there to nothing more dltllrnlC
than to tell th* truth to a way that
won’t pat It a>* tv auuie «ne to chap
varaci ty."—Washington
lewge
y«ur
Star.
Naalax
For the
Children
Ti*.r.
•a the .verfhrww «f the woaarchy
ef I>euto Fhilipi>e a Sunday crewd vis
ited the Jurdia des l’laates and was
auiased te Bud the fine specitnea ef the
Bengal tiger still bearing the label of
“Le Tigre Royal.”
Nothing would
serve the furious crowd but thst at
ence ea the s;x»t the authorities should
change the nauie to “I* Tigre Nation
al,” and they did.—Ixjndou Academy.
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; RHEUMATISM
Every case of Rheumatism lias its origin and its development in the
blood. It is not a disease which is contracted like a cold, but it is in the
blood and system before a pain is felt, and the changes in the weather or
any physical irregularities, such as a spell of indigestion, bowel disturbance,
etc., are merely the exciting causes producing the pains and aches, which
are the natural symptoms of the disease.
Rheumatism is caused by aa
excess of uric acid and other corrosive, irritating poisons in the blood, which
are carried through the circulation to every part of the system. Every
muscle, nerve, membrane, tissue and joint becomes saturated with these
acrid, irritating impurities, or coated with fine, insoluble caustic matter,
and the sharp, piercing pains or the dull, constant aches are felt with every
physical movement. When the blood is filled with uric acid poison, perma
nent relief cannot be expected from liniments, plasters, or other external
treatment. Such measures give temporary relief, but in order to conquer
Rheumatism and bring about a
Sometime aro , I had Rheumatism end had to
complete cure, the uric acid and
work.
The pain in my back and between
other inflammatory matter must be quit
my shoulders was so intense I could not rest or
expelled, and this cannot be done sleep. I tried everythinf, but nothing did tne any
with external treatment. S. S. S. good till I heard of and took S. S. 9. This med
cured me sound «nd well. It purified my
cures Rheumatism because it is a icine
blood and made me feel like ■ new men.
perfect and entirely vegetable blood
CORRAD LOHR,
Anderson, Ind.
112 E. lttb St.
purifier.
It goes down into the
circulation, neutralizes the acids,
I was severely troubled with Rheumatism. I
and dissolves the irritating depos had it in my knees, legs and Ankles, and any one
who has ever had Rheumatism knows how excru
its which are pressing on the sensi ciating
the pain is and how it interferes with one
tive nerves and tissues and produc at vork. I was truly in bad shape -bavin? been
ing pain, enriches the weak, sour bothered with it for ten years, off and on. A
blood, and removes every atom of local physician advised me to use S. S. S. I did
so. After taking two bottles I noticed the sore
iippurity from the circulation. So ness and pain were greatly reduced. I continued
instead of being a weak, sour the medicine and was thoroughly cured; all pain,
stream, distributing uric acid to the soreness and inflammation gone. I recommend
different parts of the system, the S. S. S. to all Rheumatic sufferers.
J. L. AGNEW,
blood is strong and healthy and
803 E. Greenbrier St.,
Mt. Vernon, Ohio.
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therefore able to supply every raus-
cle, nerve, bone and tissue with nourishment and strength. Then the inflam
mation and swelling subside, the pains and aches cease, and not only is
Rheumatism permanently cured, but under the fine tonic effects of S. S. S.
the entire general health is benefitted and built up. In all forms of Rheuma
tism, whether acute or chronic, S. S. S. will be found a safe and reliable treat
ment. Speciat book on Rheumatism and any medical advice von desire will
be furnished free.
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and efficient liquid laxative remedy of traleS CualM tree to anv address.
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known value; a laxative which physi-1
cians could sanction for family use i
because its component parts are
known to them to be wholesome and
truly beneficial la effect, acceptable j
to the system and lenUe, yet prompt,
in action.
In supplying that demand with its
excellent combination of Syrup of
Figs and Elixir of Senna, the Cali-;
fornla Fig Syrup Co. proceeds along
ethical lines and relies on the merits
of the laxative for its remarkable
success.
Thot fe one of many reasons why
Syrup of Fig» and Elixir ef Senna is
given the preference by the Well-
Informed. To get its benetdal effects
always buy the genuine—manufac
tured by the California Fig Syrup Co.,
only, and for sale by all leading
driiggtots. Price fifty cents per bottle.
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