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Onion» are Mid to cura lots of dis
eases, but what will cure onion»
On* of the needs of this country Is
No Count Beed |»e out of a job !f
there is a marriageable Vanderbilt ou
the market.
Poverty is only cured by hard work,
and too many man regard the renMnly
M worse than the disease
Burnt men might well wish to be
twealdenf, if for no oth<-r rtssoa than
that p**4>le would listen to them when
giving adv!««.
Now, dou’t My, "I told yon an,'' be-
fiuie tlie woman who r«<«v*iitly bought
• husband for >12 ia beginning to feel
that she was cheated.
The victim» of the bobsled are mak
ing a greater allowing every winter and
nay soon be entitled to a column by
themsclvee iu tlie mortality statistic*.
Rtoeaael haa been sentenced to death
tn Russia for giving up Bort Arthur.
AJexIvff probably regards thia as one
otf the beat joke« he has ever heard of.
A erlentlst declares that the human
train contains
nerve cells.
Even that great number would bardly
•ccommodate all the nerve
uieu
Blsplay.
One doctor telle ns that we will all
die of Bright's disease In a short time,
and in th« next breath says we will all
be crazy within two hundred years.
Take your choice.
There ia not much In that Ohio boy's
eialm that hla teacher whipped him
with a red-hot poker. We’ve known
ths time when a hickory switch felt
Like a red hot poker.
The papers have been printing the
portrait of Mra. Robley D. Evans, We
have It on excellent authority that
Mr*. Evans is a good, motherly eoul
who never haa uttered an oath In her
Wfe.
In New York they hava declared a
bank clerk to be Insane because he said
his salary »Ri more than he earned.
Unfortunately New York Is not the only
place in which people who fail to get
all the money they can, honestly or otl>
•rwlae, are conaidered crazy.
Japan has proved Ita disposition to
•o ita part toward solving the problem
of Japanese labor in this country and
Canada. The Japanese government
haa Issued instructions to prevent emi
gration to the United States, Canada,
Mexico and ths Hawaiian Islands.
This solution is practical. Anal and
tactful, for it removes from this nation
the burden ot deciding how to deal
with the Japanese as Immigrant*.
Mexico aeems to believe that with
the Philippines the United State« has
ell the Islands It needs, for It haa lately
claimed Areas Keys, guano Islands in
the Gulf of Mexico, eighty mllee off
the coast of Yucatan. The present
owner« of the Islands insist that they
belong to the United States b/ right of
discovery by an American In 1880. We
sre not likely to gv> to war over a guano
default. The question of sovereignty
will t» settled amicably by the two gov
ernments
The most northerly point of land
known Is Cape Morris Jesup on an
Island north of Greenland. It was dis
covered by Commander Peery In IftOO.
end named after the president of the
I’eary Arctic Club. Morrle K. Jesup,
who has lately die«!
Mr. Jesup was
•ne of the m«wt liberal patrona of sci
ence, art and exploration of hie time,
lie not only gave generouely to the
cause of arctic exploration, but provid
ed the money for many w-ientlftc expe
ditions organ Izod to study antiquities
In various parts of the world. He will
be known for three things to e limited
number for a few years, but every
schoolboy will pronounce his name for
no one knows how long when asked to
name the most northern cape In the
world. Only the latest geographies
Show If on their maps now. but they
Will all have it In a few year*
Governor Hughes said a fine and tell
ing thing In colldpilal form wlwn he
dlacuaaed, before the enemies of race
track gambling, the plea that is was
• neceaMry condition to “improve
the breed of hone*..“ He Mid he was
In favor of Improving the breed of
Boraea and "all other live atork." "I
•m thoroughly in favor,” he declare,
"of doing all We can to improve the
breed of men." We are not improving
the breed of men. but arc providing the
menus for It« deterioration, when we
tolerate 1n law the race track gambling
that we have prohibited In the consti
tution. Just how the stock la deterio
rated the Governor himself haa describ
ed. It la American to want to work,
to« make the nmat of yourself; “The
young man who play» the races In the
hope that he will get a dollar which lie
haa not earned, or ten dollars which ho
has no right to take, that young man
haa lost the American sentiment; he
has lost the most Important part of bls
birthright." The breed of hors«« must
pot be Improved through nu Institution
that puts madness in the vein« of
isauth. «uHiermUiaa the Jkahtt «i taOn»
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OUSQON
• hilllob more hens that will lay fresh
«haracter ana eventuatei
To laymen the wugid over the verdie
and sentence of the military court in
the case of Stoeaael, the defender ot
■ Port Arthur, ••1)1 seem uujust and
harsh. For, even granting, as certair
experts believe, that the surrender of
the fortress w is premature and that
under the letur of the military code,
at any rate, death Is the proper penalty
for su«'h an offense as Stoessel was
charged with, the lay observer wlli nat
urally lay stress on the consideration
that’ nothing whatever could have been
gained by two or three weeks’ further
resistance at Port Arthur. More men
would have been sacrlticed on both
sides, more horrors and cruelties would
have been added to the awful record of
the war; but that .would have been all.
No relief was poBsibie; no hope was left
to Russia ; her defeat was complete and
crushing. If, then, realizing the futil
ity of further fighting, Stoeaael surren
dered in older tp prevent needlesa
butchery, morally hla conduct cannot
spiivar blameworthy. It la true that hr
waa accuaed of varloua minor acta of
cowardice, of wlwlemeanora and Inefl!
etewy, but thme alone would hardly
have brought ui»n him the death sen
tence. .Moreover, there aeema to be s
contradiction between the judgment
and the pl»« for commutation, which
acknowlvdgre that “throughout th*
»leg» the c<«nmand»r maintained the he
role courage of the defender*” Can a
man t* a cowaril and yet maintain th*
heroic «xiurnge of the men under him!
Finally, there le the testi mon y of th«
Japanese generals as to Ktoeenel’a gel
lantry and bravery and capacity, ami
WHS
while In Russia this testimony
heavily discounted, even resented, with
the world at large it carries weight.
However, in Russia the Condemnation
could have cause«! tr> surprise. It ha<1
twen expected, for the Intrigue« «n«l
quarrel« In the army, the unpopularity
of Rtoeesel and the deaire of the ln-
ctanpetent to pose as patriots were well
known and appreciated by the llberal-
mlnded public. In the press the reac
tionaries, as a rule, have been against
Stoeaael, while the progressives have re
garded him as far superior in a mill
tary aenae to Ills acniaera and judges
Doubtless the sentence will be commut
ed. and the military patriots who are
eeaentially responsible for Russia's hu
milfatlou and disasters will feel them
aelve« vindicated by the uncompromis
ing character of the fermal verdict Thu
verdict of civilization, however, on the
Russian bureaucracy and court clique
will aland unmodified.
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WHOLESALE SWilNDLING.
CHAIN of stores In various cities for no
oilier purpose than the obtaining of goods
under false pretenses from wholesale mer
chants is the latest novelty in the swindling,
line. It has often been remarked that the
originators of plans to dupe the public
might.coin their brains into cash without
nearly the draft upon their originality that 1» called for
by the devising of a swindling game. But the criminal
Instinct or incentive seems to lay its hold u;«m persona
who might otherwise fill a leading and respected pla«*
in honorable vocations. The men who.conceived the sys
tem of credit fur gootls to ttie value of many thousands
of dollars, that they quickly dlsjicsed of In different cities
by auction and attractive sale«, closing up their stores
• nd decamping when tlwy had converted the credited
etm-k into cash. were swindlers of unusual caliber.
The jullrw of several cities now have the task of un
earthing the frauds »nd bringing them to justice. They
may or may Sot succeed In ao doing, us the scheme was
craftily laid and carried out. A harvest of IIOO.IXM) as
tiis returns for a daring exploitation of tlie credit sys
tem will be regarded even by tlie gilt edged ain«mg the
robbing fraternity an a fine stroke of craftsmanship. The
ingenuity of the pre.vere upon their fellow meu calls for
constant readjustment of honest persons to the enndi-
tiona created Tits I er« in of the so-called bargain-house
fraud will tw «Dimed, and for a long time to come it
may be practically impoMiMe for the same scheme to be
worked «gala. But tlie feature of suck enterirrisea is
»hat they are designed only for the one operation. After
that they may become worthless to thoir originators.—
Baltimore American.
THE COST Or LIVING.
KW topics of conversation afford a more
general agreement among all classes of peo
ple than the increase in the cost of living.
Estimates vHry aa to how much the In-
crease baa i been, but nearly every man who
supixrrts a i family will any. without besita-
tion, that lt costs more now than it did
twenty-five years ago. There la truth in the atatenient.
but perhaps It is not the whole truth, or the moat im
portant part of it. Each man's ex[»rience has to do, of
course, with his own family ; and families have a way ot
beginning small and Increasing. Moreover. •• children
grow older It e«o«t» more to keep them.
A more accurate statement is that the actual mat of
tlw necessities, although greater now than a year or two
ago. ba« not materially increased since 1870, but that the
tastes and Ideal« of th« people have made the expenses
of the family greater.
T!» education in hygiene ha« made a necessity of the
bathtub, which was formerly regarded «■ a luxury, and
haa Insiste«! that all th« plumbing tie open. The ad
ditional plumbing, iu turn, make« higher water rates.
The network of trolley cars offers inducements to
<>end a nickel for a ride, and make« It easy to take
■botgUng trl|is, ou which other nickels are spent. Th«
telepbeae means another outlay. Refrigeration has made
puwRlble ■ far more varied diet, but it is also a mor* ex
pensive diet: «od tbe cultivation of vcgetatilea under
[Fl
“I believe in the transmigration of
soul*” declared Mr* Annie Bewnt,
leader of the Theoaophlsta, apoo
whom haa fallen the mantle of Mine.
Blavatsky, tn a rweiit interview.
“I
believe I have live«! a num tier of time«.
You would not My of yourself, “I be
lieve I was a child,' but you would My.
’I was a child.' Ro I say and know 'I
have lived before.” It la entirely a
matter of training the memory. Rom«
cannot remember back to their child
hood. With training, the memory can
tie developed a little further eo that
you can remember previous existence«
“The tendency of scientists of th«
“I «u;n>o«e the young man is not ex-
present.” she said, “la to prove the ex-
actly
a millionaire," said the eldorly
letence of the eoul. They thus sepa
rate man from the animal. I prefer to woman witli the Roman nose.
“Not exactly,” admitted the good-
call It Idealism rather than the aoul.
The modern tendency la toward «plrlt- kxiking girl with the big bunch <«< vlo-
uallty rather than materialism. Thirty lets in her jacket.
“What does he do?"
years ago I was very materialistic, but
“
Hea employed iu a bat factory,’’
now, with age and the better thought
of the ag«a. I believe In spirituality replied tlie girl.
The woman with the Roman nose
The high tide of materialism la re
treating, while Idealism and the exlst- rai»«Nl her eyebrow» aud said, “Oh, in-
ence of the eoul are tfie trend of *11 deed!"
"Y<*," said the girl. “He doesn’t
present aclentlfic thought"
'
»lake
the Liata biiimeit', you know,” she
Rha said Rotieaow had recently been
added.
conducting experitnenta Iu Paris I*
“It might he better If he did.” «aid
hypnotism to make people remember |
things that happened when they were tlie elderly woman. “A trade is always
very young Mr* Besant had suggest • good thing for a young man to have,
ed to the Frenchman that he go further but girla nowadays »eem to thluk that
isn’t stylish enough,
They’d soon *r
and hypnotize people to remember their
aiarry a man who had some little cleri-
former existence«. Although thia man
eal position where he could wear nite
was confident that he had «ucoeeded In
clothes and keep his hands clean, i
doing thia, she, to be henest, had her
suptswe you intend to board?”
doubts that he had yet accomplished
I “Why, no,” replied the girl "We are
an much, but thonght he waa tending
going to keep house.”
toward thia and would yet demonatrato
“You keep house?”
it
“Certainly," aai<l ths girl. “Why
•*»» «««• te I «»■ a.
l»o<?”
“Oh, no reason fn the «meld.“ said
The wariee French-Canadian ewntfn
ne» to tell gnnd «tori«*, if one may the woman with the Roman nose, sar
judge by that quoted by * contributor castically, "except that you haven’t any
to the Tandon Ijiterary World.
He more idea of keeping bouse or what it
I
waa talking of the Quaker In (Niñada, aiesns than a 10-year-old child.”.
"I can learii,” said the girl.
when the French-Canadian tnterrnpte«)
The elderly woman sighed dreply.
him.
"Ah.” said be. r»»1 tam dat on ■Oh. yre. you can learn,” she »aid. "You
done day! Fverytmdee tak hre* gun enn get along somehow, of course. You
'<wpt one old Quakalre. who mnk tn can learn and you can get along. That’s
trust le bon Dieu, and de Iwdlans atioot about as far as you’ve ever reasoned, I
guess. It isn't much to learn. A mere
'em even all de same, bsg«wh !
"But dey nrvnlre mak to «hoot d« trifle. You can learn to scrub a floor
old Quakalre 'cow he moa' ties’ man all easy enough and to make a bed, and.
rouad. De* blmeby de Quakalre got as far as cooking Is concerned, you can
■rare, and buy a gun. an de Indians make quite a few things In the chafing
ahoot beerà dead and tak he»* scalp dish, can’t /ou?"
just to teach him bettaire; but he toe
“Yes, I can make lots of things in the
deed te undwatan'. Ah, good tarn, chafing dish," said the girl.
“It will be lovely,” said the woman
dat!”
with the Roman nose, sniffing with that
Wbe*
Wee*«.
feature contemptuously. “When your
"What enrt of * time did yon have at husband comes home at night, tired
the theater?”
and hungry, you can meet him with a
“Perfectly lovely," gnwwered young happy smile and a hot Welsh rarebit
Mr«. Torklna. “Some of the acenes Then you can play to him on your In
»
were an pathetic that I wept and the stallment piano. I beg pardon, though.
other» were «n funny that I laughed You’ve got a piano, haven’t you? I
till I cried."—Washington Star.
think If I had been your mother In
stead of sending you to high school
After the Prom.
and college and buying pianos for you
Ethel—Was he satisfied with on«
J’d have taught you bow to darn socks
kiss?
.
*
I and make a good, appetizing meal out
GladyB— Humph. T think be was sab
of a soup bone. You needn't laugh. A
Afle< will all «f tfeaa—I b J s Record •
glass has placed upon the poor man s table in midwinter
such ar ides of -food us not even the rich could secure
a generation or two ngo.
Finally, there is, the matter of fashion, which now pro
vides evening clothes for children whose parents, in child
hood, did not owii a sait of any kind. Even the bumtil«
shirt waist, sensible as it 1 b , means an increase ip the
laundry bills.
As a .woman professor of household ei'onomlcs said, in
an addre.« In New York a few weeks ago, "We are told
to drink certified milk, and yet cows refuse to give cer
tified milk for less than fifteen cents a quart”
It may cost more to llve now than it used, but whether
tire cost of living is greater 1« something which will b«Mg
examination.—Youth's Companion.
GENERAL REPAIRING
Pattern Shop in Connection
Elkhorns Saloon
BEN SCHUYLER. Proprietär
WHAT IMMIQBAJTT LAB OB COSTS ÜB.
HERE are two jiowerful streams, quite re
ciprocal in nature— tire one flowing toward,
the other away from, this country—that
have create! uew forces In our economic
life, while changing the whole current of
evente in parts of Euro{>e. Both are to-
dny at high water mark. Every year from
a million to a million and a quarter allene are admitted
to American porta, Ketue come to work and aave and
found now home»; others to work and aweat and save
■ > that, flnr.lly, they may relap*« into a life of ease i*
the land of their nativity. They form the westward
flowing stream. Out of thia stream there ia created that
other one whose current is eastward. But, whereaa the
that ia of humanity, the second is of gold.
Out of the savings of the foreign-born In America >250.-
iDWii a year ia now going abroad. The annual increase
is altout 10 per cent. If tills money were retained here.
It would be sufficient, every four years, to liquidate our
interest-bearing debt. It cannot be controlled, It is the
quid pro quo, the international credit balance, to which
tlie Immigrant laborer ia sotitlvd if he la worthy of hla
hire.
The annual distribution of till» great num of aioney
througliout Europe is in the following proportlona : Italy,
|70,000.0(M); Austria-Hungary, 105,000,000; Great Britain,
125,000,000; Norway and Sweden, >25.000,000; Russia,
>25,000.000; Germany. >15,000.000 ; Greece. >5,000,000;
all others, including France, Switzerland, Belgium aud
Denmark. >10,000,000.—North American Review.
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CAPITAL PUMISHMEMT.
R to capital puniahment, its effieary might
be more reasonsbly condemned after being
tried. It la notorious that very few mur
derers are executed. In no civilized coun
try ia murder so common or so seldom pun
ished as In the United Ktatee. It ia not
unreasonable to infer that the shocking
prevalence of homicide in this country ia due to the very
slight danger the murderer runs of reaching the gal
lows or the electric chair. Juries are merciful, courts
are technical, public sentiment ia Indulgent, and It la
notorious that murder is safer here than in any country
of Europe. May not this Immunity account for ita prev-
slence? Philadelphia Record.
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woman who knows a few things like
that may be able to keep house on |1U
or >1.8 a week, but you won't find it any
laughing matter when you try it.”
“I'm not going to try it," Mid th*
girl.
“On >30 then," said the elderly wom-
an. “or >25. if you like. I suppose
you'll go Into one of thcae flat*—four
rooms and steam heat and electric
lights. You wouldn’t think of going in
to a stove-heated flat, would you?”
“I don't think I should like it very
well,” admitted the girl.
“Certainly you wouldn’t,” said the
elderly woman. “It wouldn’t tie sty
lish enough, a’ould it? Well, you know
t«est, of course, and It isn’t any of my
business, only you'll find out a few
things when the rent day roinf« around.
I’erhniw your husband won’t be quite
aa sweet-tempered ttien as be la now.
And you won't like having to turn your
dresaes and trim over your old hats.”
“I t>elieve you’re trying to discourage
me." said the girl.
“I don't want to diecourage you at
all, my dear.” said tlie elderly woman,
“but I think that somebody ought to
talk to you seriously and not just let
you suppose that getting married means
having a g«xl time.
A girl who mar
ries a clerk------ '
"He ian't a clerk,” interrupted ffic
firl-
“Or a salesman------ ”
"He Isn't a ualeemsn exactly.” said
the girl. “He and hl« father own the
factory aud, while he Isn’t quite a mil
lionaire, we're going to have a very
nice little house of our own and two
or three servants to help me with the
acrubbing and the *oup bones.”
"Why, you don’t say!” exclaimed the
elderly woman.—Chicago Daily News.
Tavkiah Farriery.
Turkiah horseshoes are simply a flat
plate of iron with a bole In the middle.
In hla volume of "Personal Adven
ture«" Col. J. P. Rotiertson deacritx-a
the extraordinary method of preparing
tlie horre to be «hod.
The farrier takes a good long rope,
doubles it and knots a loop at the end
to about the size of a good large horse
collar. This is put over the horse's
head after the manner of a horse col
lar, the knot resting on the horse'»
chest.
Then the two ends of rope are
brought between his legs. Each rope.
then taken by a man, is hitched on to
the fetlocks of his hind legs and
brought through the loop In front; then
by a hard, steady pull the hind legs are
drawn up to the fore legs, and th«
horse falls heavily on his side.
All four feet sre then tied together
by the fetlock* the horse Is prop|>ed
up oa his back, and the farrier sits
quietly down beside him, takes off nil
the old shoe« and puts on new. When
the work is finished the boras Is unties)
and allowed to get up.
laxrt
slightly handicapped, having been rolled
in flour before starting for the purpose
of Identification.—The Reader.
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"Did you ever know,” said the hyp
notist ■ « he played with ■ curious, glit
tering hypnotizing machine of crystal
and silver, “did you ever know that
hypnotism Is practiced among Insects?"
"No.”
“Weil, It 1« a fact. A queen bee can
hypnotize her whole hive whenever she
wants to. She make* a curious hum
ming sound, and witbin a moment or
two every bee In tlw colony falls inte
a hypnotic trance.
“The death’s head hawk moth is alm
a hypnotist of great jnwer. This crea
ture. Indeed, mak«>s Its living out ot
Be«
Bwee FI** m ».
Tt la not generally known that hree hypnotism. Entering a hive. It make«
are swifter in flight than plgeoua—that a sound not unlike the queen hee's
la. for short distances. Some years note, and. the bma Immediately «Ink
ago a pigeon fancier of Hamtne, Wmt- ing into slumber, the moth proceeds tc
phnlln, laid a wager that a dozen bees plunder at Its leisure.”—New Orleanr
liberated three miles from their hives Time«-Democrat.
would reach home in less time than a
DIBa't Fiad Ost.
dozen pigeons. The competitors were
"So
you
really attended the lactur«
gtven wing at Rybern, a village nearly
a league from Hamme. and the first bee last night?"
"Yea.”
reached the hive a quarter of a minute
"What did the lecturer talk «bont?*
in advance of the first pigeon. Three
“Well, I’m not sure, for he dldn'l
other bees reached the goal before the
second pigeon. The bees were also say.”—Lyceumlte and Talent
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Knieker—How do you know you will
be accepted? I>1<1 you play poker wltk
her father?
Bocker—No; but I played bridge
I
with her mother.—Puck.
Briggs—I hear you've been speculat
ing in Wall street.
Griggs—There was no speculating
There is one thing that may be sale
about It. I was a dead sure thing from to the credit of a man; lie la »<■ ex
the start.—Life.
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