Your Duty is to be Well. ------ > Ifart yoa oaxrnut be well U you neglect taking Hood's Sarsaparilla Vtan you know you should taka IL Impucv blood, poor appetite, btadacba, nervousness, that tired Oiling —by tbss* sud other signs your sys­ tem demands Hood s. L*k a bottle today. Clow Of Health— “Mr blood WM very Kor. Siue« taking Hood’s bsrsaparilla I re mor* color in my face, sleep and eat 5eU. and work U a pIi-Mure.” Mas. A. A owattu, T suu I ob . Moes. In Worst Form— "I had catarrh in the worst form and «s-> advised to try Hood i nssrsaparilla. 1 lock seven bottle« and am now iu good health. I hope everyone who taa catarrh will give Hood’s a fair trial.'' Mua. W illiam M etcsj .». 1'arkerford, Pa. Always Pralse-"I first took Hood’s Bar- Mparilla !J year« ago. and always spvak in ntvorof it." H. CowpKht., Ferry Street, *owell, Maae. Hood's Sarsaparilla Is sold everywhere. IB the usual liquid, or in tablet form called •Arsatabs. 100 Doses One Dollar. Pre­ pared only by C. I. Hood Co.. Lowell, Mass. 1 ■ •taille. Po« wan writing “The Bell«." “It JingiM,” he said, "as if ther* mighi ta a lot of coin in it “’ Cheered by the thought, L* tintionahu Ul*d with redoubled energy. SiWBly lata»»««. lktimst» Friend—They suspended you ftaui th« H«t Sports' Club? Wb«t bad ta« Aon«? Victim fekokin* with wrbtlj)—Not • kta>k bln*! All they eould prove «gainst «• ««• that I h«d trimmed • sucker.and his *««» ; Gold, ; Zinc or p< r, Igl. ( vanille teais. Almljing envs¡op*i jtnd lancB Usi MDloa application. Control and U tn- ■Hwurk MMtaM BWtataBll 4 MtaMMB N» LEARN W 11« Tell« ot the Fruit with a Moa- eyed Enture. Bananas are a simple and a handy commodity. But, bark ! They have a future. There» money In them, Lis­ ten to J. F. Kinseley, banana dealer, formerly of Honduras, at tbe Midland hotel this morning, saya the Kansas City Btar. "We banana promoters are optimists. Did you s«x> tliat Germany has taken the tariff off bananas? It won’t lie long before the Germans will be eat­ ing as much of my favorite fruit as 'Americans . J. 81KIILK. Allan, ill. f.C Av nr Co., Low vil« Mass« zkaufaaturors of J sapsapaaoa . 'Q PILLS. O tuia vico«. Keep the bowels r ::;ular w:‘h Ayer’S P.lls and thus husten recovery. Cominiz 'I’lilaf Fir«t Proker -llow Is busines«? Second Broker—Improving a little. I’ve «nt * good barker out, in front of my • fDce now. Another Nntnre Story, To the ta.l of ti»n dog They tied a big log. And patted him on the he«d. Old Tray couldn't mak« . H.s narrative s'.iak». And the tail wagged th* dog in«t««4. —Chicago Tribune. ftonteihl«f Terrible. Tommy-*-Teaclier,. Way I go *ut ■ •nsese? Teacher—Tliat is unnrcMWacy. Tommy You can sneeze in hers wjthout di»turbin| anybody. Tommy—I guess you never heard me •neet«1 ADVICE T9 VICTIMS TfLLS READERS MOW TO rROMFTLY CURE RtiLUMATHMAT NUME. Dvacttaw «• Mix a Simple Prepwot« ••d th« Dos« to Take—O.«r- caawea Kidney »rd B!apti<« of the highest endowed speciMi, are tut only teetotalers, but drink very mod­ erately of water—never anything else. For Instance, It would lie »-qually ditti- cult to picture a dormouse quullin a pint of soda water as a bottle of Bur- gundy. Rats, especially when they are feed­ i«g on corn in ricks or barns , suffer very much during a comparatively short spell of rainless weather. Even the dews, which in some measure com- pensgte for tXie absence of rain, ure quite insufficient for their nwxls. If you would like to spe really happy rats watch a rat-infested corn stack on a summer evening after a shower fol­ lowing a few scorching days. You will not have long to wait, says Pearson's Weekly, before you hear the «tack rus­ tle, as it were, and «oon the rats will steal out to gulp down the great, glis­ tening raindrops on the thatch and herbage near their abode. So thirsty do rats become that I have s« to much Rheumatism •very- «here that the following advica by ao A parol agreement .between two per- 1 eminent authority, who writ«« for read- sons to purchase a single tract of fan-1 era of a large Eastern daijy paper, will together or “In •partnership,” where tbe be highly appreciated by thoae wit« suffer: D • ». BtrttaM 1» ? n IMS w»il t « v purchase is Anally made by one of, them, who. pays the whole' of the pur . ­ | Gtt'from «ny good phaimacy one hah l«ta llgth ta? qnne« Fluid Egtrsct Dandelion, on« »1*«ata y«ur bamte, en tM lat- chase price and takes the title tp him- i f S m I ruxi« « b the swbject. S«nd post* self, the other simply agreeing to pay ounc« C< mpontid Kargon, thr»« ounces T«r ypar Ila 1 w «bkcBtioR 1» purchase. tlS.UiA hjm one-half thereof on demand, ts- Klak« the«« *«11 in • bottle and take If yea are Mkfiefiaa with the bnofe. we mterWRtiy>< pwpeeition for your con- held, in Norton vs. Brink (Neb.), 7 L. • in tM«poonfnJ do««« attar each meal Peett cDa €w, No. T Hae- .R. A. (N. S'.) 945, not to create? a part- and at b^itina«; also «brink plenty of (4w. Wenhinataw. nership' between such persons. go»d w«t«r. Payment by rt li.vcry stable keeper, to | It i» claimed that th»r« few victim? s horn a horse has been loaned for use, of thig dread and torturoun disease who of a claim by "the otyner against him­ will fail to And r««dy relief in thia self and liis bailees for value of the Rinip!« home-mad« mixture, and in florae, which was killed by the negli­ movt cMM a pei manant cure :• the re- »I UP) l.t’-L gence of the latter, ts hold, in Tanner iult.’ Thi« simple recipe in Raid to strength­ is. Bowen (Mont.), T L. It. .\. (N. S.) 534, to preclude further proceedings, en. and cleanse- the elimiilative tisruee SŒDS against tliu bailee upon the owner’s of the Kidneys ro that they can filter IBM Marie ftud F^rrv’« Feed BnM- claim. although the stable keeper takes and »train from -the blood end t-yvt.m ttota ia.:«Lt the v»-¿u—luent teilt. .'in assignment of it for file purpose of the poisons, acids and waHe matter, fur a mm a Sella tb ' «UP Rta-d Story wnt F it EE for enforcing tlie primary liability of tbe which cause not only Rheumatism, but lLi< Making. Doi.'l buw mtm U till you get it. numerous other diseases. Every man' bailee. o M ht sa L r j , bu > mt . m cm or woman here who feels that their kid­ Tlie bidding in of th? property by neys are not healthy and active, or who one who has taken an assignment of suffers from any urinary trouble what­ a mortgage a« collateral security at liis ever, should not hisitate to make tip own foreclosure sale is belli. in Ander­ thig milture, as it is certain to do OOOOOOOOOOOOGÖC« son.vs. Messinger (f. C. A. tfth ('.), 7 much good, and mxy save you from I.. It. A. I N. 8.) 1004, to give Idin a much misery and suffering lifter while, OUR DIFFICULT ENGLISH. good title to the property, anil to trans- j .'The population of men in the United fer the trust in favor of liis debtor to States, from statistic« compiled from th» ' aooooœooeaxxxrcooooooauc tlie proceeds, although such assignor, reports of the ceBsus of I9d(). ’is ItJ.059,- An American who met Henryk Sien­ because not within the Jurisdiction. 242. The population'of women ig 37/ kiewicz during his stay In California wjis not made a party to the proceed­ 244,145. piany years ago-lifts recently confided ings, where, in a contract after the.l He» Keenrd Acainut Her." to tho public that the great Polish nov­ Bale, assignor and assignee contracted Mrs. I’peioje (to applicant for poaitios •W Fa'jy’n Tab: I Gillie, 10c. Pacific Coast Bor»« Mr», t’pnaore — if you «uitrd bet istic comuiunity which was a failure, ca, (’«a.an i, < ai Ural 9i new« of War. for as long a time • « that you wouldn't American manners’and customs did not To achieve a perfect powder Is the suit me at all. Grod morning. please him. and- lie.did not display the usual aptitude of his countrymen in ac­ dream of every -war chemist of to-day. j EncourMgi ng. .* , So writes William George In tlie Tech­ Said tn ambitious youth on« da, to quiring the language, which he used nical World MagftzlTie for January. « young lady; "Don’t you thin* I'd reluctantly and as little as possible. On Velng Intro-lncetl to the American, For upon this uncertain stuff does better dye my mustache?” caressing th« Itatd'A Ssvusíee. tis- destiny <»f nations depend, in spite he Inquired, politely: • faintly visible progeny. l«»i«S Ha« died of Hngis* conferences and the amiable “How Is your heels?*’ “I think If you let it alone It will dl« o of other days. Just as gas has been | His mistake, although amusing, Cleanses thoSystem. superseded by electric light in the more could not have he relied upon. The ahsolute requisite who not long ago called upon a charm­ \v\ by wearing a Acts naturally, ac its tml^ QB fs stability—the ensuring that the pow­ ing American lady In Paris. der will endure without change any a Laxative. SW-I > She was loath to lose his call, and i heat or climatic variation. An unsta- Best for Men> Von?rn and Child­ decided to receive him, although she [ hie explosive—the terror of every war­ had ii-»? yet wholly recovered from an 1 ship afloat, which stocks many tons of ren- -\oung ‘ and 1 iU Old. attack of facial neuralgia, which still It—looks like any other in tlie labora- A A Beneficial Effects somewhat Impaired tbe outline of her iM Clean -1 iqld i tory, and will shoot as well as the best, usually oval visage. He waa most Durable provided It fre psed before it has time Alwavs buv the Genuine which grateful and sympathetic. to burn Itself up Tlie trouble Is that has the jull name of the Com- | “Ah, madiwie!” he cried, throwing G-Mrnnt4«d Waterproof no cliemUM on earth knows when spon­ : up his ha:4s. "The nbrfs 1 The nerfs! pony taneous combustion will take place J Truly it Is the American disease! Al­ Evt fy w l iOT, through decomposition with the powder ways the fat neck and the swelled » •■'«VW ■ e» u >«»»o S 4 t •« ‘ i Itself. Hence many terrible disasters i head!" of recent years In all navies. fklp o The proprietor of the store has a N a 5 —OS Î fe N. V. by whom it is manufactured. printed on the greater feeling of Joy Insfle lifco w^ien How loM the voice «f tile man who LronT •’O' parkour. an unmarrleed man comes in to buy, hate« us. "nd how weak and trembling SOLD STALL LEASING DRUGGIST^ than when the man 1« married« the voie* of tbe mgp who admires us! I only regular pnce 50«pv batti» MUKTliAM BORAX ; AND SYSTEM DISORDEHEI> Catarrh is not merely an inflammation cf tho. tissue:; cf the heat afli Jbroat, asthocyr.: ;' ms cf raffing noises in t xt iuv .. •>•. ■ «.ffpping IMic into the throat, continual hawking and spitting, et:., ’ to indi­ cate; it is a L’.ocxl disease in^which the enUre c-.rcr.1T >n r ; - t-ie greater '■ ‘ cf an excess part of the s_ stc-n are involved. Catarrh is due to t' -* 1 kidneys a- I - - J’ J I quently.be- ofuricaciJ in the blood. The ...w I.ivcr, ... —„ -» come torpid and dull in their action and lust ? id of carry .n- o:i tae refuse ■ body, ■ • leave leavB it to Mor and I form In t the • : rystem. v-.eui. and waste c• * the sour «nd "u nnc «de 8 a id 1 in Ito all This is taken u?Ly the llood an l thrntiffh its it; circulation c;rc-:!..:hn disti c . ■ pail.» of Ui the vac eyatem. There parts These impurities i.npurities in the L'.x> I. >o I ! irritate and inflame an 1 . t e contract in j the different membranes and tissues of the 1 > ’ f-n ■ secretions and ’ other ■’ - disffurthiff ¿isffurtinff and disagrcBuble ........... of a cold will start the •" symptoms of Catarrh. As t’.e lloo l goes to all part? c f >.. ';e body the ca- a tiffht, lull tarrlial poison affects all parts of the system, lhe head ’ slight fever feeling, nose continually stopped up, pains above the c comes and goes, the stomach is upset and the entire f - - soldered and affected by this disc. ;c. ft is a waste of I had Catarrh far about fifteen time to try to cure Catarrh with sprays, years, and no nan cou. I hnvo I nch treatment been worse. I tried •▼•rytulurr washes, inhalations, etc. 1 could hear of, but no pood r - docs not reach the Lb o 1, ar 1 can, therefore, sullod. I then bcrun 8. S. S., «ml could se® a liitls improvement do nothing more than t mporarilj^relieve from tho fi.-tt botHo, end ai.or ■ trouble. To cure taking- it a chort while weser rod. the discomfort of the This wo s t: t years ano, an 1 I an Catarrh per.nanentfy the blood must be as well tcdu.y c a any inun. Itaiuk 1' a ■ r t ’-n cleansed Catarrh is it Lloea dicoasy, and thoroughly purified an know there is nothing ca «"rth of all poisons, »md at the %me time hotter for tho blood than S. ES. 8. Nothing equals Nobody thuik* u- strengthened and 1 uiltt _ __ It attacks the than Ido. K,. LLATbOXi, S. S. __ S. ___ for ____ this purpose. Lapaev, Mich. disease at its hen j, j .s down to the very bottom of the trouble ar. 1 i lakes a complete and lasting cure. S. S. S. removes every particle of the catarrhal poison from the blood, making this vital stream pure, fresh - and healthy. Then the inflamed mem­ branes begin to heal, tho he rd is loosened PURELY VEGETABLE and cleared, the hawking an I spitting cease, every symptom disappears^ the constitution is built v.p and vigorous health restored. S. S. S. also tones up the stomach and digestion and acts as a fine tonic to the entire system. If you are suffering xv.t.i Catarrh begin the use of S. S. S. and write us a statement of your case and our physicians will Bend you literature about Catarrh, and give you special medical advici Without charge. S. S. S. is for sale at all first class drug stores. THE SWJfT SPLCrrlC CO.. ATIA VTA. GJU s An Opinion. Iieud "Where,” quoted ibe poetic parson “*re the snows of yesteryear?” “I don't know.” answered Mr. Siriu- Barker, “but it’s no credit to tlie st reel cleaning department that they aren't lying precisely where they fell.—Wash Ington Star. (on ai deration. "Do you expect people to believe the reason you give for advancing prices?” “That isn’t tbe question,”, rejoined Dustin Stax, “They ought to appre- ejate my eourtesy in condescending to give any reason at all.”—Washington Star. Only One "BROMO QUININE." That 1» LAXATiVE BROMO ql'LNINK. Look lor tin-nignature of W.’GROVE, t nnl th« World over to Cure a Cold iu One l>ay. 26e. Ilvuion«lratiuii It. Invited to llonifiiet. the On tlie accession of a new emperot of ('lilna lie goes in solemn state tn the Temple of Heaven in Peking and formally announces to Ids imperial pre- decessors the new titles and «llgiiitiei which lie lias assume,1. These ances­ tors are (lien dutifully Invited to th« banquet of commemoration, wiiere seat« are duly Deserved for them. PII fS CURfD IN 6 TO 14 DAYS. F'A Zo Ol XTM I- ST is . i a « to cure Any r«o* ot Itt-'i n,’. Ill ii'i .Ifding or t'rotriidtng Ti a s i u 6 to is <>•. s or mont y rol11 u-l«-«i vor. Physicians tn various parts of Engl««4 are co.aplaining tliat flic competition of departments of hospitals is ruinously un­ fair. Mo tier« will find Mrs. Window'« R««>tblp* Pyrup tli-- l> st ro . < ,lv u.e (ur their i UUU xm dunug the teething period. “Tbe financial stringency doesn’t seer ConsiRteucy tn Reform. to have affected you much." remarked “Why wasn’t Mrs. De Sioythe-Peyv DinguM, touching him for ten. “No,” answered Shadbolt, reluctantly ster at the meeting to take steps to banding it over, “and it doesn't seem to suppress tbe gambling evil In big bare taught me any gumption, either. 99 1 cities?” "She couldn’t come. This Is the day Heredity. her bridge whist dub meets, rind sh«'« Th« baby was learning to walk. “B'esa it« 'ittle heart 1” exclaimed th» always such a winner.”—Baltfmor« fond mother. “It waddles desa lik« it» American. big fat papa, doesn't it?” Rt. V’tnR’ Pnnce nnrt all TYrrvoue Lumbago. This is really Rheumatism of the muscles of the loins and is character ized by ee»ere, at times agon zing, pain in the small Of the back, allowing the «offerer scarcely a moment’s rest, while the ailment is at its worst. Il can come from cold, exposure to draft, fiom getting wet feet or wearing wet or damp clothing. It causes acute suffer­ ing, and ii allowvd to become chronic, it may permanently disable tho suffer­ er. Tlie way to secure quickest relief is to redden the skin ovar the painful part by rubbing with a flesh brush or piece of flannel rajr, and then apply Kt. Jacobs Oil by gentle friction with tlie hand. • No Siffii. Sister—I know Jack is in love with me. Brother—What makes you think so?” Sister—His hand trembled when lie buttoned my glove for me this morn­ ing. Brother—Guess again. I was ont with Bight.”—Cleveland Leader. ÎM-rmaiiently cured by Dr. Kime's Oreai heed for J’REE $2 triai hottie and treatise. f)r. H. 1LKÜ 1« , Ixl. U31 Arch Ht., l'Ullft.,Vk A Great Man’» l.lttlc I’le-i«« ntrj. “Senator." said the correspondent, “you are quoted as advocating tbe abolition of capital punishment. How about that?” “Well." answered Sontor Eotsintin. witli a "rin, "don’t you ib.ink capital liar been vun.slu il ■«!»• u enough?” How’s 1 his? We o-erOne j(nii