C39ft V o & o o tíie Tàmii tt Is the czar taming the duma. In stead of the new duma taming the czar. The oridthotogist who thought he Are snow gooSB in New York I« in­ formell It was snow gì so. Now that King Oscar of Sweden is dead the world is learning how really great and good a man lie was. It appears that a balloon can travel h any direction it desires if It finds •n accommodating wind blowing that ♦ray. Before giving some one a piece of >our mind It Is always best to select a • piece that you will not be ashamed of Mter. An exchange remarks that “no pinch fcurts like a money squeese.” The writ­ er has evidently never been in the •«ml« of the ¡ail Ice. O An Eastern physician claim« to have attended 300.000 lectures In his life­ time. The figures must Include those •Bilvered by hls'wlfe. Naturally, when an English Imposter ♦Aowial up In Pittsburg It was the wife •f a steel manufacturer who «wallowed «tas hook with the bait The California gentleman who.Is try- ■ t»M the experiment of living on cactU3 laavea can later add to his fame by giving the nutritive qualltle« of old «hoe« s fair trial. "Cond times. Every once in a while Ctiha thinks ♦hat she would be happier If she was managing her own affairs again, well •nowing at the same time that she can- sot rnanaga them half as well as we san. •Th!« bank was talked to death,” ■■Id the president of Kansas City’s largest financial Institution as he dom'd its door«. Next to a woman's ••putatlon that of a bank suffers the most from talk. Nearly ten thousand people visited ♦be home of Longfellow last year. This Aww not necessarily Indicate an Inter­ art on the part of the American people 1« poetry. A good many of thé visitors *usy have thought when they started for his home that Longfellow was a •ace horae. Ponce de Leon, even though he did Bnt discover the spring of perpetual youth In Florida, will find his final »eating place there. If the Florida leg­ islature has Its way. That body has taken steps to secure a removal .of the remains of the adventurous explorer from the Church of San Jose, in San Juan, I'orto Itlco, to the United States. The governor of the State has asked ♦fie governor of Porto Rico to co-oper­ ate Xvlth the committee which is to go to San Juan after the coffin. If we come down to the philosophy of the thing, we are confronted with the phenomenon that virtually all the people in the world are engaged in the •tentai amusement of' sloughing off their Inherited and familiar language •nd learning to speak another. No •poken Inngunge, anywhere e taken back to land after he had worked one day, and he had to be re­ placed by a less timid man. •Fino words butter r«- parsnips." fms an old saying; but one may quo tlon whether It Is as true ns It is old. A wall modulated vol<.> the T ôle sî T ktbr to use polar bears . CHIME OF HÜNTWü. » Thia la a Plea for the Old-ltMhlunrd Sportmuan. n i / / ; x No one who knows anything about the trade of making and selling books will misundeatand the motives of the nature writers who are protesting at every |s>ssible opportunity against tiie wicked practice of hunting game with a gun instead of a kodak, says the Lou- isville ('wirier-Journal, They know tiie "Is the ship stripped to repel boarw- power of printer’s ink. They Deed ad- «rs?" “No, repel souvenir tienda." vertlsing and they secure It. But the nature lovers, whose excitement over Cleveland Plain Dealer. I’, inks—Does strong coffee keep you the crime of hunting is'due Jo the ef forts of the writers, are doomed to dis­ awake? Jinks How do I know? I appointment and are somewhat deserv­ board.- Somerville Journal. ing of ridicule. They should know bet­ Nell—I think Maud lias more color ter than to take seriously the gentlemen than her sister, Belle—Yes; alxiut fit> who champion the cause of the coyote cents' worth more, Philadelphia Rec and the timber wolf for tiie vulgar pur­ •ird. pose of raising scads and who denounce “Do you believe that the Ro/Wl die the savagery of the sportsman because young?" "I think they do. If all my every line that is printed u|sm the sub­ wife tells me about her tirst husband ject of tlielr views increases tlw prob- !s true."—Pick-Me-l’p. abilty of aides. I Captious Customer (in drug store) — The project of priwervlng game to the How much do you charge for a dime’s end that amateur photographers ami worth of tooth powder? New Clerk makers of books shall have an oppor­ Twefity-five rents. “—Chicago Daily tunity to study wild animals and birds News. will hardly appeal to any eonsideraole i ('apt Roald Amundsen, greatest of Arctic mariners, gained renown I “The doctors have finally agreed number of law-makers. sailing a sbxyp through the Northwest passage from the North Atlantic Of course hunting as a form of recre­ upon the cause of Markley's illness." tiie North Pacific .Oceun and locating the magnetic North Pole while < ation .for human beings would not I k "Ah. they’ve held another consulta bls way. • • tlon? ” “ No; postmortem. ” — Philudel Indorsed by a congress of wild animals, in 1910, the captain says, he is going Io undertake a trip to the geo­ but was pork packing as a legitimate phi a Press. graphical North Pole. ,Other explorers, he sayrf, have failed because they industry, ever Indorsed by a bog? Did | Lawyer— As your husband dic'd lutes haye not given time enough to the task. He will devote six years to-It. a right-thinking lien ever look with fa i tate. you- will, of course, get a third The captain tells a picturesque story about using trained polar bears to vor upon the pastime of eating fried j Widow Oh, I iiope to get» my fourth pull the sledges when he goes tQ the pole. He says: chicken a Is Maryland! \Va$ a steer He was my 'third, you know.—Town “I am having some polar bears trained by Carl Ilagenbeck, the animal ever known to regard the raising of eat i ! and Country. trainer. .These bears, when properly trained, are as tract-able as oxen and tie for the deliberate purpose of making | “I thought you were married, and can [lull sledges well. They are nt home In t|ja cold of the arctic and can be boots of their hides, beef of their fles.l yet you're sewing on your own but easily cared for and fed with seal meat. When near enough to the pole it is my intention to use /hese bears to make a dash. There will be six of them and glue of their hoofs, as just and tons.” “I'am married, but I keep my One of the most successful of modern humane! independence, let me tell you.”—Meg and they will haul three sledges." 'tochers writes, "For ages people have It is easy to exaggerate the cruelty' gendorfer Blatter, realized that- the boy has a tulfid to of hunting and to picture the sports I Scribbler—I understand the inmate» SENATOR TILLMAN AT HOME. ■educate.. Only recently have wo awak­ TO 6T0F DEVIL WORSHIP. man as a savage, satiating his thirst I of tiie Home for the Feeble Minded ar» ened to the fact that he has a body to' for gore by shedding the blood of th« going to publiftli a magazine. Quibbler develop and a character to form. A Noted •c»t«eva»v iMda a U»i>»y Beltkik I.asv Rxecntea Indian Me«l- innocents. But, getting down to liras? — Isn’t the field rather overcrowded?— cln» Man tn Wild* of Canada. I.lie oa III* Farm. fine mind in a puny body Is a deplora­ tacks, the deer, although somewhat ap­ vhlladelphia Record. Word has been received here, says a ble combination. When It is allied to Although -Senator “Ben" Tillman, of pealing to the eye, is not a whit more Winnipeg dispatch to the New York Wife (looking up from her book)— a weak or unprincipled .character the South Carolina, doesn't show any dis­ Innocent than n fat hog wallowing it Times, that a chief of the Fiddler In­ Y ’ ou know a great many things, John; situation is far worse; and no plan of position to quit public life, he is not a mud puddle and enjoying life with 8 dians in the Keewatin district- of the now, what do you think should be doiw fond of .Washing­ education Is complete which does not zest never experienced by the timid I in case of drowning? Husband— far North has been put to death by » ton, and spends as seek persistently and systematically to party of the royal northwest mounted nervous beast of the forest, accustomed Have a funeral, I should think. little time in the develop in every boy character and police, for the practice of We-te-go, or from infancy to start at the snapping Cynicus—I have been engaged to at capital as possible. health as well as mental power." No of a twig and bound away at the sight devil worship. least a dozen girls. Silicus—Alwnya Were it not for his one can dispute the truth of these af an enemy. The fact of the frequent occurrence been unlucky in love, eh? Cynicus— engage- lecture words. But we have not yet learned all Oh. I don't know. I’ve never married ments, hs would of this ceremony by this and one or the conclusions they Involve. They ab­ my of them.—Philadelphia Record. leave his two other tribes In Canada has long never solve the teacher from the final re­ Carolina been known, and the government -had ♦ THE SYSTEM DID NOT WORK J South sponsibility. and thrust it Into the often Butcher—Come, John, be lively now, plantation except decided to make an example of the per- reluctant hands of the father and break the bones In Mr. Simpson'« petratlrs of the first case brought to to attend to his mother. Health nnd character are im­ chops and put Mr. Smith's ribs in your notice. Senatorial duties. mensely dependent on conditions In the I Educational theories which survive basket. John—Al) right, sir; Just a« » This particular tragedy, which re ­ The Tillman place home. The school may keep the child may generally be considered to have ( sixm as I've sawed off Mr. Murphy’s, at Trenton, 8. C., sulted In a full court being sent hun­ some, good in them. Nevertheless, ever leg. In the most desirable surroundings for dreds of miles Into the lands of many is a farm of more six hours a days; but the other eight­ the best of them sometimes fail to work “George.” murmured the young wife, than 500 acres. happenings, occurred last fall on the quite satisfactorily. An instance is giv­ een hours are passed under the order "am I as dear to you now as I win Tiie Senator raises shores of the Red Deer Lake, one of en by a school teacher, who relates liei of the home. Sleeping and eating are before we married?” "I can't exactly the wildest nnd most inaccessible dis ­ cotton for the TII.I.MAN. far more determining factors in tlw exi>eriences -in a late magazine. She tell,” replied the husband, absent-mind­ tricts In Northern Keewatin. life of the boy than studying. A boy- market and corn for his hogs and was teaching a country school on tin edly. “I didn't keep any account of IUJ That fall the young and comely, overfed or a girl underfed can no more mules, Also he has 2,000 peach trees ' prairies of Nebraska. The pupils were expenses then.” squaw of William Pa-cje-quan was respond to the call of an Inspiring ■nd several acres of grapes. mostly children or French-Canadians Mr. Chlpps (looking up from the pa Every morning when at home then (tnk^. 111^ with fever, probably scarlet In those days the Idea of teaching the teacher than an engine can move when fever, and all the Incantations of the per) —The doctors have discovered an- com ­ Its fire box is choked with cinders or fire-eater of the Senate puts on medicine men availed nothing, and with very little ones by means of pictures t< other new disease. Mrs. Chlpps WelL empty of coal. Bad air In a sleeping fortable, baggy clothes and rides over represent tiie words was regarded as I wish they'd stop looking for new dis­ room can vitiate the moral teaching of the plantation overseeing and direct­ the advance of the disease delirium s>t tiie best system, and primers teemec eases long enough to find a cure for my in. To the superstitious of the tribe the schools. Tight clothing may stran­ ing. He keeps everything well in hand, with columns of words in big print, anc old rheumatism. this indicated that she was possessed gle in a girl a talent for music or a and the prosperous look of the place of a devil, and the uncontrolled groans descriptive pictures opposite. Old Scotch farmer (having spent six love of poetry. So we arrive at another shows that he knows his business. One day a little black-eyed Frencli He gives much personal attention to of the little squaw were her death Canadian man child, who was so thii pence on a race ticket for a pony and truism—that parents and teachers warrant. trap, value £50, nnd having won) I» must work together If the children are ills flowers, which are surpassed prob­ I’pon the appearance of the delirium and tiny he could almost be taken foi shown the prize, After gazing critical- to do well. The aid of modern science ably by no private garden in the south. tiie medicine men informed the chief a spider, came up to my desk to “say ly at it for some minutes; “But must serve In home as in school. So A lover of roses, he has more than 175 his lessons.” His eyes shone, and lit • the wise home making and the affec­ varieties, which lie tends with the ut­ if the apprarance of the We-te^go. This beamed all over with an "1've-got-it' whaur’s the whup?” ' tionate companionship of the father most care. Crimson ramblers and was Judgment, and upon Its utterance ’xpression. Incongruous as it may seem, Chapleigh—I say, dwuggist, can yon the 70-year-old stoic began to prcnir' and mother may supplant the Infor­ Marechai Niels riot around the big. —aw-—give me something to—aw— little Frederic had a terrible bass voice Mem­ mation and the discipline which the white house. Thousands of bulbs line for execution of the sentence lie knew Ills letters, nnd tls I point bwighten me up, doncher know? Drug ber« of the trllie say that this was | teacher brings. Out of the combination the walks and drives. Lillies, violets, ed to the letters of a word he roared gist—You're in the wrong place, young and all manner of potted plants till a «bout the twentieth time lie h-is e- ■■ “I-n-k!” He looked at tiie picture of i man. This Is a drug store, not a night comes the happy family. large hothouse. A grove of evergreens ' tiled canltal punishment .upon mem­ bottle of ink opposite. "Bottle,” hf school. -Chicago Daily News. bers of Ills tribe'possessed of the We- Short Naiiiea. and shrubbery about the house is of "What pleased me most,” said-the te go. although In this case It was his finally decided. An English clergyman. Dr. Frederick the Senator's own cultivation. When, man who had been abroad, “was the I had to say it wars ink. daughter-in-law. Lee, had a prejudice against a long a year or two ago. a lute frost laid low wonderful clock at Strasburg.” 4'Oh, "V-a t—tub.” It is their belief that her only chance string of Christian names, and held a lot of his plants he was almost In­ how I should like to see it!” replied I explained that it was vat. f< r reaching the harpy hunting founds that if such names were propos'd the consolable. the ignorant youth. “And did you see “P-1 g ' hog." lay in her death during a rational mo­ clergyman should alter them at bap­ When the family is at home the ment of her delirium. .If shr died de­ I was obliged to say it was pig. Fred the watch on tiie Rhine, too?” tism. whether the parents were willing Tillman place Is' the center of more or District Visitor What has brought lirious, It would mean her soul's dam­ eric was discouraged. IIow could in] or not. It was said of him that be less entertainment. The young peo­ nation. and if she lived she would be know it was pig when they always sail you to the-destitute condition? Appli­ christened all the boys Frederick after ple have their friends and the neigh­ cant—It's piy wife. mum. “Your wife! bog at home? himself, and all the girls Mary after bors drop In; •> jlo the politicians. a* a cr-izv cannlhrl. devouring her own the devil, or We-te-go. | The little voice trembled on the next How is that?” “Well, you see, mum. children, and the Virgin. The author of "The Life a matter of course. To them all . he would into other members of tiie word. “P-a-i-1.” A long wait, ther I've got her three good situations, and of Walter Pater" gives Doctor Lee's Is "Uncle Ben." and all are welcome. tri tie. I'in blessed if she could keep one of faintly, “Bucket.” method of christening as follows : One of the greatest favorites is I knew the children all said bucket ♦hem." As soon ns the young matron lost | "Name this child." he would say in "Aunt Kittle." tiie colored cook, who "Yes,” said old Roxley, “my dnugb- her fever all the tribe a®tvmhled In the but I said this word was pail, auc ills authoritative voice. has endeared herself to the family by ter is to lie married next month to Lord “Archibald Cholmondeley Constan­ many years of exceptional service. Re­ open, Foremost among the spectators Frisleric was almost in tears. Brok'efeigh." “Ah!” remarked the tine Ferdinand." perhaps the mother turning- from a lecturing trip last sum­ was her husband, ft being the mark of i The next word was horse, and oppo friend, "every tiling's settled, ch?” site was a picture of a little colt anc a coward for a relation t«i stay a war would whisper. mer, sick of hotel fare, the Senator ' ! You don't ketch "Frederick." she would hear, to her made her promise, never to leave him from «m-h an Important rite, Later its nid:’h- r. I k -¡eric spelled “H-o-r'se,’| "Well, I guess not! In n 1 said, "No," very gently. be objection. team of Kentucky thoroughbreds wlit-Ii wouldn't you?" “Well—er— "Male," he hazarded, looking at th< gel, "This child," Doctor Tx>e would re­ the Senator presented to his wife a few struggles wife silenced by a word and a blow’ i yes'm," replied Tommy, “but I'd lik* mother. ply. “will have to get bls living In tiie years ago. They are named Joe Black­ She was lntd al the foot of the chief •No, deary. It spells horse," I had to wait till I can be a {pll-grown angel world, nnd what do you want to hand­ burn and Joe Bailey, and tiie first time nnd bls nenhew Joko, nnd while a dozen j with gray whiskers." — Philadelphia th say. icap him with Archibald Campbell .Mrs Tillman rode bell.nd them they brave« he'd thft victim the chief nnd Poor little fellow! I was as di scour Press. Cholmondeley nnd all tiie rest of them ran away. “Aunt Kittle's" husband. J -so strangled tier with a sllkui cord. First Summer Girl—Who is that aged with the “system" as lie was. i for? Anyhow, it's done now. and can't "Joe.” who has been with the family- The execution was followed by a foi clean shaven, handsome lioy? Second two- said he might take the same words tie altered.* 35 years, is their "custodian. • day festival. the next lesson, and he returned to hit Summer Girl -Oh. lie’s an actor. First From his labors among bls flowers Not Good Twice. seat crestfallen. In a few minute« m.’ Sujnmer Girl —No; I mean the other >4 l ine. Lincoln's stories grow better and tiie Senator often rests on the broad next class was interrupted by tin one. Second ’ Sumiller Girl Oh, h« A party of traveling men In à Chi heavy voice of the game little fellow: i hasn't any money, elf lier -Ilarpfl»’« better as he grew older. One of the piazza Ln the long vacation season. A best was told to a visitor, who congrat­ tine library Is at band, and Tillman (•ago.hotel were one d.-iv bonsfitrft of the "Say, teacher, we’.got a horse ,t ulated him on the almost certain pur- is passionately fond of ethe poets. business done hr their respective firms, home, an' it ain't got no colt, an' Wf p< «t- on the part of tiie people to re­ Should lie take to correspondence, it • n n one of th - drutntaer*raid: got a mare, an' she's got the nicest lit “No house'In the country, I am proud elect him for another term of four Is likely to relate to the Clemson Ag­ ♦le colt!” ricultural and Mechanical College, at to lay, “has more jm«n ami women years. Alas for the book-makers! Theli Little Boy—While y Mr. Lincoln replied that he had beeti Calhoun's old home. Fort Hill, or to pushing Its line of goods than mine." wisdom was confounded by tiie workini pulled right Into the pantry, an’ forced told this frequently before, and that the Winthrop Norwfti and Industrial “What do you sell':" he was asked. knowledge ami expcritwce of a tin,’ to eat a hull lot of those cakes you when It w-a« first mentioned to him he College for Women at Rock Hill, an “Baby carriages!” shouted the drum­ . said I mustn't touch. 5-year-old farmer boy ! was reminded of a farmer In Illinois, institution which bids fair to lead ail mer, ns he fled from the room. —Suc­ I “How are y*tiu. Broom?” asked a who determined to try his own hand at similar »'bools In the South. His agi­ cess Magazine [bluff old sailor of a fop who was al« The Noomp. blasting tation for Industrial and technical edu­ Teaehef (expectantly)—Now, Chi) ways annoyed unless he was addressed An lilei» of Personal Freedom. After successfully boring nnd filling cation was responsible for the estab­ dron, how many of your can tel] in« ns Mr. . Broom, nnd who respondisl? "\Vti:it do you think of these efforts In with powder, he failed In his effort lishment of both these colleges. He re- I "I'd have you to know, sir, that I’v« * to make the j*