Ing these sessions of what HOMESIQN- -------- >•• >rv lotty of littk« Uiu.-i.tj« 4 a gawdea, »nfl the pigs AiW »o-ing no» au® gpuntiug Ifl t*»aR»HBy rj$s; •Ao! the h.iWttiorn ®h is bloomlug, And its ant blooms are red, _A< re # three thousand rniiM of »ea from Viieje 1 0J my bead. „ o . G> Azul. oh. but I »in lonesome For the days that used to be, Au'I. oh, if I could reach ttoa— Reach the blossoms on the tree, K weave Bn old time crown of theta To deck my flowing curls. Aiiil play rt time ago. And this is what he handed me: " ‘All right. I’ll go. but I’ve firns! you good and plenty before now and I guess we're quits.’ “‘Fined me; what are you talking about?' says I. 'I)o you think you're Judge Kyle?’ “ 'Well,' he says, 'you're not always as «weet-tempered as Little Eva and some mornings you’ve come In here and told me to go to blazes when I've wish ed you good morning as pleasantly as anjr one could on $11 per. Now, haven’t you ?’ • "Well, I had to admit It—it's the way I "feel sometimes. “‘Just so,’ says my barkeep, putting on his coat, 'and every time you did it I fined you a quarter. Then occasion ally you'd call me down for being teth minutes late, and you didn’t do it in a soothing manner, either, That al ways cost you half a dollar, and yon were getting off easy at that, I’ve had a good many tllscussionk vyith myself about iny le"niem»y. Lots of times I'vb said to myself: .“Brace up now and don't be so chicken-hearted." But the half-dollar tine always stotal for that particular offense. “‘One dollar, was the penalty for keeping me from going to lunch at my regular hour, and it occurred pretty often If you’ll stop to think. Two do! hirs was the price for making me swab down the flepr, which ain’t got ilo place in a barkeeper’s list of duties. I got five for being called a liar, with ten on top of that for having to re strain myself fnoni handing you one on the Jaw. “ 'This little syatem of fines was a great salve to my self-respect and a welcome addition to my bank account. I can now afford to loaf for awhile •and watch them build the Bank ef Commerce. Ta. ta.' "Now, what do yon think of that?’ the victim asks, as he. sets out what each has'called for. "Fined me when I spoke unkind words. Firn'll me when 1 gave him an unpleasant look, And so I’m my own bartender. Fined me’ Wouldn't It jar your cash register?" «USER TUNNEL ADVENTURES. T-hr-Pu net lllima West. of th* Ftellln« Thlsfa that * Happen Every Day, “At the garden party that King Ed­ ward gave at Windsor," said a Chicago­ an. “Mark Twain was undoubtedly tin* lion. As he strolled through the beau tlful gardens, with tlieir fine view of Eton In tlie distance, peeresses besieged him for ills autograph, and dukes clam­ ored to lie introduced. Our great hu­ morist was in high spirits. He was much impressed with the men’s ele­ gance—tlie cut of tlieir frock coats, the luster of tlieir -silk lints, the shapeli­ ness of tlieir glossy, paie-topped boots I hoard him say that tlie punctilious ob­ serva nee of tlie rules of fashion that tiic men’s dress showed made him tliink of tlie West. “Entering a mlniny town In the West one night, lie said to a miner whom ho knew: “ ’And do you still shoot men here for wearing silk lints?’ "The miner frowned and" shook his A very strange Incident happened in the Severn tunnel recently. Just as an express train entered the tunnel a sol­ dier In- a third-class carriage fluug open the door and attempted to Jump out. Fortunately, one of tlie passen- gers succeeiled in seizing the man’s coattails, and, with tlie aid of other passengers, held him there, head down­ ward. They could not pull blm back, for the smtlon was too great. Th’e eon mipiication cord »as pufied. tlie train stopped, ami the rescued man—. Wlio. it appears, hail suddenly become insane—was placed under arrest. This is not the first exciting Inci­ dent which lias li poem'd in the went bor.i:^ wliieh «arr i's the tire it West erii Rail > .1 o. e.i h tile bed of tlie Severn. Some fixe years ag > a Cardiff coinmer i:tj tril'ver «'ent to sleep in a lie’ll “ 'Not unless they wenr ’em witli sack 1 • r coats.' Ii<‘ .s.'iid.” II'' 1 V. ile i o •llkel II © o Hn.' Q o I •• as I O Q r O» >r o lll«*e I 'Ho A ed t!l. 111. “There are He was fully a quarter of a mile down the tunnel when a roaring sound Î believe?" "Yes. mine behind him warned him that n train “Good cellar?” livd entered the funnel. Almost in “One of the six best cellars." staiitly tlie glare of the head light on A Hillvllle Financier, o the dripping walls, Hnd the horwiuan. Cleveland Plain Dealer. “This has been a hard year on me. clappiftgr spurs to ills horse. t»*gan to He'd Mo Often. >ut I’m hopin’ to pull rirough.” gallop nt full speed through the dark "Mr. Timmld has naked if he might "That's the way?" ness. There followed fl most exciting call to-night, I think he w:*nts to tel) “Yes. th«*’ sheriff about levied on race® for life, tlie man riding nt the me thtt he loves me," said Miss Yerner. •'ver'thing I bid. but I’ve sent ons o’ pitch of the horse's [••■. the train “Oh." replied her sister, "that goes boys to Atlanta an' t’other one to ........... ............. thundering ... In , pursuit. without saying.” Mijt'on. wiUi instructions to let a an- By a sort of miracle tlie horse kept "Yes. Hiid Fin afraid that be wlfc muitoile run o'er n leg of e.i -h of '. wi Its« feet, but th» train gafmsl rapidly, too."—Philadelphia Press. 0 9 not V* biii’t3*jn milch, so tn speak — 0 4t last the white circle of tlie tnn- Poor excuses we hav® Ü'1 «**•'! kin sit <1ani.*i>*M onoinrb t'» ’B^ke n» II mouth appeared and tlie driver of ?ír«*i '—Atlanta s'oiiMtltu^tq» Kg) et giue notk'etj' the bla< k Bl^iouetto ns» 0 * • . M • • ®0 • •• • • - o © ky^ClCílCC Saving only for the in t that one Is peninsula and the other a group of islimds by far the most striking sim­ ilarity in contour exists between Ifoly and New Z ■ ilar.d. ° The resemblance of each of them to a high-heeled Well­ ington* boot is almost perfect. Cape dell' Armi afid Cape Reiuga form the lies of tli* two boots. The bay of Plenty, in J»’ew Zealand, nnd tile gulf of Taranto in Itt^iy, form the instep, while Cape Runaway and Cape Santa Maria o di I-eiico are respectively the points of tlw he^ls. TUe general shape of the calf of the leg Is also the same and so is tfte curve outward to the somewhat g my looking foe. Tlie poljg of dissimilarity Is of course tlie separation of tile north nnd south Islands Into two. I It is eagy. however, to see that if these two is­ lands were somewhat raised they • Oiild bewtne one and w-iuld theft •ven more resemble the Italian penln- ■mla than they do now. A comparison f thev Islands of Ireland and Sardinia will show also several points of re­ semblance, but this is nothing like so striking as it is In the case of the two widely separated portions of the world ilmve Beationed. o • « » o Ila Coin Hack, (rammed with Yellow lloyw, h Tempting Sltfht. 1 eeter-totter in the nr; Up you go so high. Then you come to earth again With the merry cry— “Teeter-totter Bread and water! Also cake and pis. Teeter-totter Bread and water; Go we to tlie sky !” in, and Gke other for t!0 O W friend. Sian THE PAY CAR. Teat »»-Tot tea. Racon- Games of chess nnd draughts for travelers on long journeys have Ix'en introduced by the English Mid­ land Railway Company. There is no charge made by the company and when the game Is finished the conductor Col­ letts the pieces. The Haya lllrd'a Home. Egbert—Gracious! Do they fight as There Is a bird whose home Is a desperately as that over the games?— marvel of Ingenuity and beauty—tin Yonkers Statesman. bay* bird of Asia, This little iirehi- tect constructs a two-story nest, with She tines Am Time. Mistress—Bridget, do yon go by the three rooms in It. The entrance Is al the bottom, and it lends into the faml kitchen clock or the one in the par­ ly ’ living-room. That is to say. the lor? ® '* 0 whole family, after the young birds an Bridget (Indignantly)—Faith, an' <« hatched, meets in tli^s roont. just as we •e whin it suits me. without a nny re- meet in our sitting room. A^ove the a gaprt fer el icks.—Judge. family room are two apartments, one ; a white for the female to lay and ha»h her • • >• fijeep In. “he nest M negtly but It» nn«t t»‘nMrkable feature is Its deco- ration. As soon as It is finished, the male goes off and collects fireflies, which he brings to the nest alive. He is very careful not to hurt them as he places them here and there about the nest, and his wife’s chamber gkiws with their light while she sits over her eggs. The family room Is decorated In the same way, and frequently the out­ side of the nest, The flies are not used as food, for when one dies, it is thrown away and a live one is put In its place. It has been suggested ttvt the light of the fireflies keeps serpents and other enemies away from the net called “Ths Committee of Ways and Means.” There was a sore spot in Ray's heart, lie had been going to make himself a civil engineer and bad studied so iiwd. and here be was, ntopi»ed at the begin­ ning. So there they were—the Lees on one side of the town and old Simon Greer on the other-—a whole world apart one could have said, with no possible change to bring them together. The old man had money and would not use It; the Lees could have used money so well, nnd did not have it Separated, not only by the width of the town, but by the width of tin» world! But one day Simon Greer's old house was thrown open, and men went in with explanations of pity and horror. Old Simon Greer lay still in the corner, and did not rail at them as he would have done once. In spite of the barred door and boarded window, death had gone in and claimed him. There was an inquest and a pauper funeral in rhe potter’s field and that was tbejast of Q hfoi. ® “Cross as the crater wap, I would ’•ve been friially . wid ’im if heowould V let me,' said “Mrs. SlcGuire to her iW'lg.hbors; but he was that quare ev- erybodf was afraid of 'im but my little Mike anil Dlnnis Rafferty, jan’ they ain’t afraid o’ the Ofck Boy hisself. Many's the time they’ve hung about there, shoutin’ at 'Im an’ callin’ ’Lm names, as boys will, ye know, Mrs. Murphy, an' ye can't expect to find old heads on young shoulders, an’ it’s glad 1 am tfiat ye can’t. An’ there they are, thiij blessed minute, playin’ about the cheepy'oftld house like they’d been born there; an’ ye couldn’t prtll me inside of it wid a logchain.” There was no need of a lening. An exclamation of stir-» prise startled his mother and sister, and th