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CARRYING UMBRELLAS.
Found
MARRIAGE LOTTERIES.
of the firm, an old widower, fell in good a ixunnw’ T / ~
love with and himself married the equal iiunort .no i '.
th/
Scheme« In Which Husbeede Cinderella footed la.h, who. being I Sroat oU
Three sheep with alight split in
Were the Premiums.
of
an
ultra
jealous
disposition,
lv
stroke
of
a
<1
i
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V
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C;bi
“
Curb
'
uh
alnuit
how
some
people
left »-ar, probably oft Bear ("reek tu his sobe echiM-d pitifully through
Some years ago a tailor of Brus­
< >wner can have .m. by the court. “I am going to apply to carry umbrella.'." -aid Mr. Sformel- sels took into his i-mploy a young
road,
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the board of health and have it stop- ton. “We think the ostrich is a
calling at undersigned and iiayint* ed. Th ere’s a limit to everything.” stupid bird liecause with its head man -on the stipulation that he
oui, ™„nv .I..,,...
W. F K cnnedv ,
charges
“Why the Ixwird of health?” ask­ buried in th** sand it thinks its should la* allowed to dispose of him issued a circular promising to l^"fovli'h extremes
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Arniv and Navy
Bandon.
ed her friend
should think you whole body is hidden from every­ in marriage.
stow a husband, in the |>erson of Life.
\\ lien the agreement was signed hw son, upon the spinster who ihall
plenti of men are quite
would *|*|>ly to the Society For the body. But plenty
the
tailor widely advertised the fact within a year’s space collect the
Prevention of Cruelty to Children.” a» stupid as that in their manner
“An Awfu' Thing.”
that
he had in stock a husband to most coupons, one of which is given
“
I
tun
n<>t
thinking
so
much
of
of
carrying
an
umbrella.
limber Lami Art Ju tir 3. IM7M
A
certain
man who*«* »ife bail re­
him,” acknowledged the Hat dweller
“They carry it in such a wav as bestow ttjion the widow or maiden with each purchase to the value of ft
NOTICE F It PI BLU’ATKIN.
cently
got
angry
and gone awav to
who
-li.
|
bring
him
the
most
cus
­
contritely, “a- I am of my own to protect the front of their bodies
marks To the prize husbaud as a
I
M Lain! Olb» •
Or«*
live
witb
her
mother
was met bv a
tom
during
the
year.
health
His
constant
sobbing
is
and
appear
to
think
they
have
them
­
wedding gift he has gromi<ed to be­
Auguwl 7. !9u*.
friend,
who
in
apparent
sympathy
N*»licr in bturby KiVrU that in culuiplianet* getUng on my nerves so that I can’t selves wholly protected, while all
Keen competition resulted. At stow a share in his business.
Witli tbr pr«>viHloii4 of the act ol ('«»n^rr»»
accosted
him
thus:
the
end
of
the
year
it
was
found
the tune tin water is gaylv dripping
Some years ago a Leyds firm cir­
•ft June 3, 1*7'. rnlitlrd ‘Au art for th«* sleep.’’—New \ ork Press.
“Mun. Jamie, this is an awfu’
Hale of tin.I mo I nod»* in lb»* Stair«* *»f Cal-
down lln ir backs. The fact is that that the prize had been won by a culated Among its customers attrac­
lfornfri, Of *- v * hi Nevada, and " adiington
thing that has befa’en vou. It's a
The Sun's Heat.
widow
of
sixty
years.
Quite
glee
­
unt
main
men
know
how
to
carry
tive
tokens,
w
hereon
was
depicted
a
lerritory,
a» cil**nüi-«i lo all ih* i'iibiit
It is not im*»os<ible to express the an umbrella w hen it rains.
fully she took her husliand home stylishly dressed ntan surrounded great jwetv that your wife has gane
Land Stale«« l*¥ H«»t of ^uglKl
John M. L oiil >| Bandon, Comity of Co«»«, marveloiH, | • < r of the sun's heat,
and
intriidiiced him to her eight bv the legend. “A Husband For a an’ left you.”
”lf it rains and blows then in­
Sin te < or l«-rrih>F>
>1 Or«^«>n. Ims thin da^
“ ’Deed, man,” quote Jamie,
but
we
«-¡in
admit
without
shame
.sons.
It i. said ip it she was so Guinea,” signifying that such as
stinctively they hold the umbrella
tìi**d ili this olllcr litri riporli ritatriuefit No
that it is imp>"ible to comprehend toward the wind to keep the tim- well pleased with her btrgain that e.x[M'nded that amount on the firm’s “she’ll dae watir than that vet.”
M49I, i««r tbr pmcha«*e «d tlir NE*4 of N W
of Sr«*ilofi No. 29. in I'owiinhip No. 29
••\\li:it want can *li. .L. than
it. I he heat emitted In the sun in brella from being blown inside out she induced a l^rge number of rela- n goods were _ allowetl
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one ______
tchance ...
in _ a
Bang«* N<>. ¡I Wtml.
and will offer proof
that ? ’ anxiously inquired Ins friend.
to rihow that the land Hougbt im more valu­ each second is e<|n».| to that which as well a> t<> protect themselves fives to give their patronage to thJ” ratHe for an eligible young man,
‘‘She’ll come back ;i r tin.” replied
able fur it.*« I iiii I mt <»r ntoiir filati for aprimi
«mild result from the combustion from the rain. This i* proper. But tailor permanently.
•
' the junior partner in the house.—
turai piH|M»«M*ri, and to entablirih I iih claim to
Jamie
ruefully.—Pearson’s Weekly.
of
eleven
quadrillions
six
hundred
This idea of the tailor seemed London Tit-Bits,
Mind land brfott* L \ LiljeqviMt, I S < ’< ni
when the rain is coming down
miMHioiier al M <ii-4ili»ld. Orrp<»n, <m W«*d
thousand millards of tons of coal straight they carry their umbrellas good to it number of other business
Followed His E ..imple.
rieMdAy, the Gth day of November, 19l>7.
burning at the same time. This in nil sorts of ways, in which they men of the continent, and for a
Way« of the Cuban.
H m naiiH-H ari wit ri«*H«M*H : <’hrn l«ongt
A
New
orker who does his bit
same
heat
would
Ixiil
,
ht
hour
seven
Frank Baten, Frank Bryerle and Edward
reveal more or less of their personal time there was quite an eruption of
Without doubt the Ix'st index : to of “globe trotting” telL of two old
Ohiiiaii, all <d Bandoli. < ’ ooh Count y, Ore
hundred thousand millions of cubic characteristics.
advertisements and posters an­ Cuban character is to be found in
p-.ti
entries that he saw in the visitors’
Any ami all iierMon« rlauning adv<*rN«*ly mile» of water at the temperature
“Here, for instance, is a man who nouncing husbands to be disposed his conversation. Standing in the
i
book of a fashionable report on the
the aliove du'-mlnd landa are rt*qneeU*d to of ice. Attempt to understand this!
carries his uifffirella held in his of.
streets of his native village, sober, Rhine.
file their clniiiiM hi this office on or Iw fore
As
well
might
the
ant
attempt
to
Every New Year’s day a large
Nani tit ti day of Novonilier« l‘.M)7.
right hand with the baud straight
A few veat' a 'o one of the Paris
drink the ocean!
B kn . kmin L E dpi Hegkito r
in front of and in line with his el­ Viennese firm of bootmakers was the-weather or other like e<mimon- members ol the Rothschild familv
bow and upper arm, this being the wont to offer a husband to the lady place, he habitually u.an excited tiad registered a« follow': “|{ de
A Sailor No Longer.
easiest wav to carry it. Held in this whose foot was considered to be the manner, florid language and exag­ ’aris.”
Painting is almost a continuous manner the umbrella really shelters smallest and most shapely of the gerated gesticulalio;i that ekewhere
Notice of Administration
It so chanced that
next vis­
performance on > "inc of the ocean completely only his head and the year, guaranteeing at the same time in the world wo J cause perhaps itor to inneril«' I; ~ u.rne in tile
Notice in hereby ¿¿iven that bv order of
“On a certain ship one right side of his body. The rain to set the couple tip in business his reproof for d -order or put him book was Baron <''nienheim, the
the ('oirnty (’orirt <»tXhe State of < >r«*i!on. in liners.
ps from it on __
under suspicion of l.eirer drunk or banker of Colo te . :i>> ' I wroti
his ____________
left shoulder should such help be needed.
«nd for the County of C oon , heretofore day,” said a traveler, “I put my drips
made. UrichHel N
Elliott wan duly Up
For over twenty years was this a lunatic. \ ■>; 'ar and oft re­ Eis name beneath I! ah' bi'd’s in
anc
ii
down
his
left
side.
He
is
either
hand
on
a
freshly
painted
ventila
­
I* 'lilted \diiiiniM t at rix of lire eritate of <’ S
' man has no this wise: “<). <*.- C.ijevne
tor, and while removing the white lazy or thoughtless, lie is probably practice continued, until the bead peated re
Elliott, dtMtemted, and llial h tt* rs teritunieii
tury were duly iHHUe<i to th«* Haul ICucliel N. smear 1 fell into conversation with both.
Elliott on the 5th day <>f »lune, A,l>., 1907.
“Again we may meet a man car-
Iherpfore, all |M*rNonM liavini* chum* the seaman who was responsible for
HuaiiiNt the Hitid e«lnte are hereby notified the trouble.
He was an elderly ryiug an umbreila at tlip cost of
I«» preMent the Name with proper vouchers to
tlie hhk I Ad ni in intra 11 ix, at the office of chap, and he had visited many out­ considerable effort around in front
<reo 1* ropptllM Ht Brilldoll, < )l» u'<*ll, Wlllilli landish places.
As he plied the of the center line of his body, which
hix A) neiiittiH from the date<*t thm noti<*.
finish we had an interesting chat. is correct as to that position, but
Bated tiiin Atti »lay of Seplember, l!>07.
‘How long have you been a sailor?’ carrying it tlicie too far forward.
KA< HEE N ELLIOTT.
Adininiritn<trix of the rMtate of <’ »S said I finally. ‘Sailor?’ the old man with the result that while lie keeps
Elliott, <b*cvaried.
<lry on his face side, yet
grumbled, dipping his brush into the perfectly dry
Geo. I’ lopping, Att y l<»r Eslat«* ’IL
can. ‘Bless yer heart, sir, I’m no more or less water drips down his
sailor nowadays. I’m a bloomin' back a man finicky and particular
Notice.
about the front he preseuts, about
artist, that’s wot I am!’ •» •
appearances, hut not so mindful of
Notinx is hereby niven Hint Emma Mecum
SUMMONS.
lias left my tied ami board. amt J will in no
the substance.
wav become renpuosible for nnv drills cm
IN
HIE ('IKCl'II ‘( ill KI <>F lili
“An<l then we meet the man who
trseted by tier from this date.
STATE OF OKEGOX
| O|,
rm
carries his umbrella with fore arm
listed this llitli dsv of October, 1907.
COEN TV OF (3 mis
Et>. M ki iim . Bandon. Oct. Ilith.
straight in line with his elbow, for
J. W. Fetter, Plaintiff
I Smt in Equity i.
VH.
the greater ease of that position of
Carri«* William* and
;■
(fnict t H1«.
the
arm, but with the hand slightly
Noti ee for l*iiblieittioit
<’arri«* E. William»*,
turned so ns to make the umbrella
L>t* fend anta.
I
SI XI MONS
D>-| ihi tinelli of tbs Interior.
To Carri«* \VIllinois
nd Carrie E. Wil
more completely cover him or with
Lioi'l Office at K oh * burn. Or.
hams, the shove named defendants:
that end in view, which end, how­
AnvuHt 21. 1907.
IN THE NAME (IE I HE SI VII (if
ever, it does not. accomplish, for
Notice ih hereby given that Corrie D. Still
• II.EGON
well,of Bandon, Oregon, ban tiled notice of
with the umbrella top tilted it does
Von a re hereby requited to apiieni in Hi.
Ina intention to make tinal Five vear |>roof
alxive
entitled
(
'oiirt
and
(
'ause,
a
ml
answ<
t
not cover so large an area as it
in Hiipport of I iih claim, viz
Homestead
Entry N" I155H made Mav 7. I nJ. for tlie the Complaint tiled ai>amst you ilieom liy does when carried in a horizontal
E1., of NEI-4. EJ, ot NEI I Section ‘-'7, the i*lsintiff on or liefore the last il.iv of
This is a man who is lazy,
Township 29 Sontli, Range 14 West, and (be time prescribed lor the | iibltc itimi <1 plane.
that Haid proof will be made before L*. A. this summons which day is six consecutive
hut trying bv that twist of the hand
weeks
from
the
ifa'e
of
the
tiisl
publics!i<
u
1.11j«-<lvIHt. tl. N. CommiHHioiii r nt I iih office
hereof; the date of the first publication I- to get something for nothing or
in Marnhlii-ld, Oregon, on Wi-dm-adav, Oct.
Hie 3I h I of Octolier, 1907, and the last pub
without much effort.
.90. 1907.
He tinmen Hie following witneHneH to licatlon Will Is* on the r*lll ot Decelllbe
“And then we may occasionally
1907.
prove I iih continnomi reMid. uce niioti, and
And
you
are
notified
that
if
Von
fail
so
Io
meet
a num who is carrying his um­
cultivation of. the land, viz
C iih I i Doyle,
ap|iear and answer the anid ooiuplaiut. Hie
Frank Barrow«. Alfred Went and I . J. Still
brella
in the In'st possible position
Plaintiff will apply to the Court for tie
well, all of Bandon, Oregon
relief prayed for ill his Complaint, to Wil
for
the
purposes of the best possible
B knjimin 1 j . Ennv. ReniHter.
Eor a decree whereby Defendants' ad­
protection to be gained from it, this
verse claims to those certain pan•• Iscf lauo
being square in front of him, with
descritied tu Plaintiff's Complaint ns fol
lows, to wit.: Isitseloht, nine and twelve the umbrella handle all but touch­
in Block 14, and Lots one. lour, live, eight,
tune and twelve in Block fifteen, rVoodlanp ing the center of the front edge of
Addition to Bandon, Coos ('entity, Oregon, ; the rim of his hat, carried so as to
more particularly descrilied tn Plaint id’s
Complaint, shall be determined aud forever protect him as far as may be both '
foreclosed and Plaintiff declared and ad- back and front, while he carries the 1
judged to i>e the absolute owner of the said
umbrella ns low down as can be
real property.
without touching his hat on top,
I Ins summons is served upon vou by pub
liention thereof in tin* Bandon Recorder, a thus giving himself also protection
weekly iiews|Mi|s-i of ueneral circulation,
published in the I'own of Bandon, ill Coos as far as jiossible down around to­
County. Oregon, pursuant to tlm order of ward his feet.
And here we find
lion John F Hall, County .ludye of said
a
man
who
knows
intelligently what
Coos County, made the 22nd day of Oclo
has a select stock of
her. 1907.
can be done with the means at his
<i. I
TIIEXDGOLD.
command and who is willing to put
Attorney for Plaintiff
forth the effort required to bring
X«l m i ti t«t rii lot-«
Notici*
ol those means to their utmost effi­
ciency.”—New York Sun.
Hearing; of Finiti Account.
Whsrs ths Shos Pinched.
“If they don't ipllt making that
*
child * ery.’ sighed the flat
dweller
Fsw Psopls Menage Them to the Beet
Advantage.
Our
New
Clubbing Rates
FARMERS
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For the general newsot the
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You can secure this excellent
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Clubbing with the Bandon Re­
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Opera
WINES, LIQUORS
AND CIGARS.
ÿtram Í rrr on ||raugM.
C ourteovs
T rfatmi
<
yr.
Bros
Oregon
llamlon,
Notice ih lieri-liv niven that the tinnì ite
count of .lames F. Xlniiituiueh as Adunili'
tfHtor of the entiite ol S A. Aluuilmiiuh,
ileceneeil, has been tilc.l in the Countv t'ouit
of Coos t'ountv. State of Oreeon. ind th«
the 2nd day of December, 1907. nt the hou.
of Hl o'clock H.m., bus been duly appointed
! bv H'.ich (tonit for the lieHrma of objectiot.s
to Hiich tinal account and the settlement
. thereof, nt which lime hiiv |» r-<oii interested
in nudi entate mav Hppcar and file objec­
tions thereto in writini.' and cMteHt tin
same.
J«M»'s F. At.vMiueoti.
AdmiiiHtrator of the Estate of S. \
Altimbanah, deceased.
Found !
A place to prepare yourself so that your next
opportunity to enter the business world on a
good salary will not be
LOST
Enroll Now
Cleaver
Miller
Business
College.
A stickler for the good old ways,
which we all admit to be the best,
dropped in from church to see a
young woman who was a writer.
To the great surprise and horror of
the dear old lady, the writer was at
work. The cheery click-click of
the typewriter sounded from her
den.
“Oh, mv dear girl,” exclaimed the
shocked caller, “you have not to far
forgotten your early training as to
be composing on Sunday?”
“Oh, my dear, only jokes—and
they are all jokes on religious sub­
jects.”
HOTEL : GALLIER
to $2.oo per
/\atcs
$r.oo
5 EEC 1.1 L
RJ TES nr THE WEEK OH MO.YTH.
SANILI SOOX IN CONVICTION.
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Am I one of the Thousands who are
using Cleve1 t L vl 3 Baking Powder?
The Increasing Demand is Convinc­
ing Evidence of its Goodness. : :
Buy the 3-lb. Can with Screw Top
and Metal Handle,
81.00
Ask your grocer for it. Take no other
Work Fit For Sunday.
Nortli Bend, Oregon
BANDON.
His Son's West Side.
“How are you, Mr. Smith? now
is that son of yours making it with
his new motor bicycle?”
“Oh, he had quite a tumble the
other day,” replied Mr. Smith. “He
was speeding at about forty miles
an hour_jilong a rough macadam
road when all of a sudden the dam
machine stopped stone still, hut my
son kept on going from the momen­
tum and slid along the road for
about fifty feet before he could stop
himself.”
“You don’t say! Did it hurt your
son ?”
“No, it didn't hurt him to speak
of, but he tore the west side of his
pants.”
“Tore the what ?”
“Tore the west side of his pants.”
“Well, in the name of whizzing
wheels, what side of your son’s
pants is the west side?”
“Why, the side the son sets on.
—Philadelphia Inquirer.
Yourself
Ask
Day,
- OREGON
Cleveland’s Baking
Powder
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