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The Bak*, #i* C« m > Driver
inf Sovereign.
a Rliee*
The father of the present Duk*
of Buccleuch »’.i* not averse to a
joke as regarded hi* identity, and
an amusing anecdote, with a some­
what serious ending, is told about
him. His grace purchased a cow
frum a farmer near Dalkeith and
gavu orders it *hould be sent up
the following morning. According­
ly the cow was -.ent, and the duke,
who was walking in the avenue, es­
pied a small bo) who us* attempt­
ing ineffectually to drive the ani-
ani­
mal. The boy. not knowingzthe
duke, cried out:
“Hi, mon, come here an’ gi’ us a
han’ wi’ this ben t!”
The duke, greatly amazed, deter­
mined to have .1 joke, lie walked
on slowly ind t -ok no notice. At
hint the little fellow called:
“Come here, mon, an* help us, an*,
sure us anything I'll give ye half 1
get.”
This entreaty h id the desired ef­
fect. The duke gave a helping
hand.
“And now,” - rd lie. “how much
do you think io . i »ill get for this
job?”
“Gw dinna ken. mi <1 the boy,
“but I am sure o something, for
the folk .. at ti.e house are good
to u’ liodu 99
A h the) nenn <1 tin* house the
du! e left the I.. I ai I entered by a
different wuv. I . ailed a servant
and put a soveri i 'ii into his hand,
ti lling linn to ve it to the boy
who brought tl < ov The duke
♦ lien returned to the avenue and
was there met bv the boy.
“Well, how mu h did you get?”
“A shilling,” ii<l the Imy, “an*
there’s the half of it to ve.”
“But surely you got more than a
shilling?”
“No,” said the Isiv earnestly,
“that’s all I got
"There must he some mistake,”
said the duke, “ nd as 1 know the
duke if you return I think I’ll get
you more.”
The liov consented, and hack they
went. Tlie <luke rang the hell and
ordered all the servants to assemble.
“Now,” said he. “show me the
person who gave you the shilling.”
“It was tliat chap there,” point­
ing to the butler, who, utterly con­
fused, attempted to apologize. The
duke cut all explanations short and
ordered him to quit his service in­
stantly. As for the boy, the duke
was so delighted with his honesty
that he sent him to school and edu­
cated him at his owm expense.—
Kansas City Journal.
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SUBINTELLIGENCE.
HEW WTO.
An Eya to the Main Chanca.
Lucinda had a large box of choco­
lates. Every few minutes she would
pass the box around to her mother
and her mother’s visitors. “What
a dear little tiling!” exclaimed one
of them. “She is the very soul of
generosity. Most children would
satisfy the dictates of conscience by
passing the box around once, but
she seems to wish to share the
whole box with us.”
Lucinda’s mother smiled know­
ingly, and when 11» little girl went
out of the room she said: “Don’t
count too much on Lucinda’s gener­
osity. I know it looks that way,
but as a matter of fact she is mere­
ly working for herself. I don’t per­
mit her to eat much candy, but she
knows that every time she passes
the box around she’ll get one her­
self. She knows 1 won't scold much
so long as she is passing her sweet­
meats around to others.” — Ex­
change.
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Her Sacrifice.
A teacher in a certain Sunday
school'had been impressing on her
girls the need of making eome per­
sonal sacrifice during Ia-nt. Ac­
cordingly on the first Sunday of
that penitential season, which hap­
pened to be a wafm day, she took
occasion to ask each of the class in
turn what she had given up for the
sake of her religion. Everything
Went well, and the answers were
proving highly satisfactory, until
she came to the youngest member.
“Well, Mary,” inquired the teacher,
“what have you left off for Lent?”
“Please, ma’am," stammered the
child, somewhat coufused, “I—I've
left off my leggings.”
Th« Safe Way.
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Person* Imitate Unconsciously
ths Actios* o< Others.
“Have you ever noticed,” asked
an olwrvant physician the oilier
day, “how ¡ mt - ohs who have some­
thing on their minds imitate uncon­
sciously the actions of others?”
A reply in the negative brought
forth a reiteration of the statement.
“A subintelligence seems to be at
work,” continued the physician, “in
all of us at all times that controls
our actions and causes us to do a
great many things unconsciously. A
nervous man or woman will twist
and tear a scrap of paper or toy
with some article for an hour at a
time. When spoken to such persons
start and look at the article in their
hands as though wondering where
they had obtained it. in nine cases
out of ten this person saw some oth­
er person doing the same thing, and
unconsciously his or her hands, un­
der the direction of subintelligence,
sought out the pa|>er or article to
play with.”
The conversation frtnk place in
the waiting room of a ferry house,
where a score of business men, all
preoccupied mentally with the com­
ing business of the <lav ami all anx­
ious t<> get to their ofiiees, were con­
gregated, waiting for a Imat. To
prove the truth of his remarks the
physician suggested an experiment,
lie began a march up and down the
waiting room. In two seconds a
worried looking man who appeared
to be a prosperous merchant or bro­
ker began to march also. Two
clerks and a stout person followed
his example. In five minutes two
men who were reading newspapers
were the only persons out of the
twenty odd in the room who were
not walking about. The physician
ceased suddenly. Peculiar as it^nay
seem, his action appeared to give
the whole assemblage a shock. They
woke up, as it were, but not suffi­
ciently to know that they had been
experimented upon. Before the
boat arrived they had assumed the
positions in which the physician
found them.
“Another thing I have noticed,”
added the physician, “is that the
higher the intelligence of a man is
the more liable he is to be con­
trolled by subconsciousness. An un­
intelligent man seems to have none
of it.”—New York Globe.
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Visi'iiiU brothers iu nood xtaudiui; cor-
lially invited.
NA l it IN HAKKLOW, N. G.
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EETS Every 2nd and 4tli
Bandon Foundry
Machine Shop
THE EXPERT
»Va‘chmak ir &
hweler
■ I r.don fir up Co Store Bandon
Steamboat
and
Mill
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Pai* ’.tnrs ’.nd Contractors
S pecial M i ACHINES
B uilt to O rder .
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Oregon.
LOUIS DOONAR,
Electric Light [and Tele
Electrician.
phone Work.
Supplies
Bun don,
Oregon
’’ABLE ROCK CAMP, No. 9176, M W.
_ of A. Meets every fourth Saturday of
T- BlumeiTrotlier
each luonth al Concrete Hall.
Visitiui; O
IJ. S. <'oiiiiniM*.ionvr mih I Notary Public.
neighbor* cordially invited to attend
GEORGE LORENZ. II. C.
Eiling* and Final proof* made on Home
E. E. O akkh , Clerk.
Mtvada, l imberC'laim* and other L. 8. Land*
Motley l.oaiot Negotiatt»«! «in Approved
Security.
ForeMterM of AmericM.
Otiice in room in Itayerle Building, Ban­
101 liì Ql'EEN HE T1IE FOKENI , No. don. KeHidt nce uu butte ('reek, Oregon.
17, lueetH Friibiv night, of each wt-ek.
Heal Kfttate bought anti hold.
in Concrete Hall, Baudon. Oregon. A cor­
disi welcixue ih extended to all viHÌting
brotliern
Alimeli BICE,
O. T yi . kh ,
Cliief Ranger.
Fin. Secretarv.
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Woodmen off the World.
Estimates uiven on any kind of
<EAS1DE CAMP No. 212. W. <>. W. buildings. Address Baniion, Oregon.
* ’ meets in regolar «essimi the first, and
third tii<irs<lavH of each month in the Ma­
sonic hall. Visiting neighbors are oordially
invited.
li. W. BULLARD, C. C.
Dr. J. Warren Kelly-
O. C. WicuvooiiL, Clerk.
BROWN
Physician and Surgeon - Operative
Surgery a Specialty.
Resident Dentist
The Arcade Saloon,
OFFICE, Lowe« Drug Store.
the Panier Building.
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Choicest of Wines, Liqours and
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OREGON.
A Man’s Face
1*. TOPPIN«,
A l lOKNEY and COUNSELOR AT LAW
Sometimes is and sometimes
isin't his fortune, but a good
clean shave and a neat haircut
goes a good ways on first im­
pressions.
Everything new
and clean, and at your immed­
iate disposal.
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NOTARY PUBLIC.
Cigars
Eire Insurance
Bandon.
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They Handle The Famous
W. E. THRESHER,
Attorney -at - Lair.
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Weinhard’s
Residence in
OFFICE IN OLD BKEUEH BUILDING,
BANDON,
Beers
Notary Public
HARRY MORRISON,
Oregon
Wedderburn
Near Poat Office
G. It. Smith
In The New Green Building
Bandon Co-Operative Reality Co.
I Title Guarantee
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and Abstract Company
Real Estate and City Property
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Residence and Business Lots Sold and Exchanged. A general Brok
erage Business. Timber, Farm Lands, Collections, Rents
If you set out to walk a mile in
Sweden, you will have to walk more
than five times as far as you would
have to walk in America to com­
plete your mile, for a Swedish mile
is 34,980 feet long, while an Amer­
ican mile is only 5,280 feet. The
English and the American miles are
the same in length, while the Span­
ish mile lacks 714 feet of being as
long as the American mile, the Nor­
wegian mile is nearly seven times
its length, and the Dutch mile is
only 3,280 feet. With the exception
of America and England, there are
no countries in which the mile is the
same length.—Minneapolis Journal.
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hiii I
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furnish ('♦ H li ECT A l»S I'RACTS at «I» rt m
<>r>f> r- will icceive rarefili
Prosper
(’«»quilín Phone, 191
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J S Barton. Abstractor
Mill Co
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALERS
fit tun / 1'prnsf n'ht a if i ntt] Abstracts
ritte ( rita ¡'a ateo '//</ . I bstra< / Co.
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Marshfield Office Adjoins lanagan & Bei,n< it bank.
That at Coquille Adjoins Postoffice.
Oregon Pine, Spruce and
White Cedar Lumber
Henry Sent-<ta< ken. Manager
ZWW ’’■»«•■a-tíf» t-
Wouldn't Take His Place.
Hearing of the sudden taking off
the stage of life of a leading Thes­
pian while he was playing in Chica­
go, a New York Rialtoan out of a
job telegraphed the manager as fol­
lows :
“Having heard of the sad and
tragic demise of Mr. ----- , I’ll take
his place for $150 a week.”
As the message was sent collect,
it elicited the following reply:
"Thanks. 1 wouldn't take his place
for twice that amount.”—Minne­
apolis Journal.
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Have You an Edison. Vieti-, Columbia
or ZoNoPhone T dking f
General Merchandise
Jiine?
LOGGERS’ SUPPLIES
Yon can get them with Redpolls from us on easy payment«, a
a Specialty.
cheap as at any place in the world.
Market Price Allowed for Produce of all Kinds.
Uli EGUN.
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BANDON MEAT MAk’KE'l'.
-------- Dealer In All Linda
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Fresh and Salt Meats, Vegeta
Lard. Etc. Eie
i •'r*Ylaviii puroh ><l thm ila ami w«|l t-«lal>liHh><l|l.iiiineH«. and ni<», . .,. (>-■■ ni.- I
th,* Marshall Bnihlinc, ea«t aide Mun sfrwl, we «olieit a rontinoanre of paat pener<
i patrona«', enararitseia .> h. u>-, u . hh I-. fai prici « and r<.111 teou« treatment U> all.
Furai Produce Always Bought end
Sold.
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ATTORNEY■ AT - LAW,
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vited to attend.
R. E. L Bedillion, (J. (’.
B. N. II abbi noton , K of II. S.
Miles and Miles.
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A coal miner in the east of Scot­
land was visited by a friend, and
among the places of interest shown
E. C. BARKER & CO. Coquille.
was, of course, the pit mouth. See­
ing the cage lowered into the pit
Successor to V. R. WILSON
with the stout steel rope, the min­
er's friend exclaimed:
Hi* Introduction.
“My word! I shouldn’t like to go
Mark Twain said the only intro­
down there on that rope.”
“Why,” exclaimed the miner, duction to a literary audience that
“Aw wadna like to gang doon there he ever had that seemed to him the
right word in the right place, a real
without it!”—Dundee Advertiser.
inspiration, was as follows :
Sh. Had a Reason.
“Ladies and Gentlemen—I shall
A. F vili L ìàio of Co if eollonery, Frvut
The Rev. J.—Tut. tut! How dare not waste any unnecessary time in
Cigar? Tobaooo, . oft UrinkuB. etc
you come before me and ask me to the introduction. I don't know any­
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marry you when he is in that dis­ thing about this man. At least I
graceful condition ?
only know two things about him.
Would Be Bride Weel, sur, pleai, One is that he has «ever been in
■ur. he’ll no come whvi he’s súber. prison, and the other is I can’t see
■—Illustrated Bits.
■by he hasn’t.”
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ATTORNEY AT LAW
Notary Public
Knight* of PytliiHM
Modern Woodmen.
W ork
C R WADE
the month. A cordial luvitatiou e,tended
to all memtiers in good standing.
ANN A CKA1NE, N. G.
1‘ kiui . Eau KSON, Seu'y.
Meeta every Monday evm*
D at Pvtbiaa.
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Maeomo hall
Viaiting Ktiiuftt*4 in­
Garfield & Von Pegert.
OHtCUOX.
i'ueaday«.
Practice night tirsi We im-aday of the
M mouth.
Social Evening the 3rd Saturday
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J’HLMi/UX A M W/.O.V
J -I ll««i OiMUlUUUMMtNMM IÙM H*ln
day after the full moon of each luoulb Oilier ovt i l»ruq Store.
H.iurri. to 12,
All Master Masons cordially invited
m . iu . I :dl» I*» 4. p in ; 7 lo b m the etening
R. li. ROSA W . M
Xi^ht ceils answered from oilier.
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Tenures of Scotch Landowners.
Sir George Clerk of Penicuik
House, Edinburgh, married the
daughter of another baronet, the
late Sir Robert Napier, and he holds
his lands on a curious tenure. This
obliges him to stand at the bend of
a road near his house and blow
three blasts on a horn if the sov­
ereign visits Edinburgh. And there
are other landowners with similar
rights or obligations. Major Houi-
son-Craufurd holds the lands of
Braehead on the understanding
that if the king should happen to
cross Cranium! Brig, at the gates of
his residence, he presents him with
a silver basin filled with water in
which to wash his hands. Then,
should the sovereign chance to visit
Hopetoun House, Lord Linlithgow
orders that the chains which stretch
across the principal avenue should
be lowered so that his majesty may
drive up the central approach.—
Glasgow Times.
l iie Bandon Kt « <> kdi k will be
found on sale, by the copy, at Var­
io V A l'uttl< - ( . ui< ciioin n Su>rc,
<,u Main Street.
Watch
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