f
what we are going to do with our two
........................ Ji! I I oldt,sJ
THE ORIGIN OF COFFEE.
NEW SHORT STORIES TO MOW DOWN YANKEES
oldest boys We have fol bidden them
;
cards,
smoking
aud
the
like,
—
Why
the
Kerry
Deaes
>*r»«arllua
lu
i
olly arkin
The ilt.l. shot (.. ho . that Ma.
LIplitn'a Clteeae Ad.
the lulled States.
. , ............
long ago we were iufortued ou CURIOUS LEGENDS THAT FLOURISH
•
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-iSl
l
'
Ut
h
”
1
lavvuled 1», a 6wr«laa.
BOOK COVERS'.
“
I
remember
very
distinctly.
’
*
said
IN THE ANCIENT TOWN.
As to the history of coffee, the legend
g<ssl authority that tii^ were practic
A
double
barreletl i-annou designed to
an
old
gentleman
In
the
Waldorf-As
runs that it was first found growing
ing both secretly. My husband took
JM of tke t letk Fur Them Is Made
toria to a New York Press man. "the sweep down whole rvgiiueuts of Union
fhroiu Cutt*u Fabric.
■te|m to flml out tlie truth of the mat Ila Hrlureuii. «tree««, With Their wild In Arabia. Hadji Omar, a dervish. first W'e inhabitants of Glasgow heard soldiefa Is one of the relics of the civil .
“I have been to a mothers’ meeting ter tiefore lie HMi«l a word, and llieu be
«Attaint t aituaa and Tradiiluaa and Uncovered It lu 1283, 017 years ago. He
All of the cloth used in the binding
of Tom Lipton. And to think lie is now war and Is perlui|>s the only "shooting
Singular hatean—The Stary ot th* a as dying of hunger In the wilderness,
of books is ma «to from cotton fabric, to-day, Polly, and the subject for dis« punished them both severely. They
a man of world renowp. Tom and 1 iron" of the bind In the world
finding
some
small
round
ber
when,
Street ot the Hatea.
yet oue would uot say so on seeing the cusalon was, What shall we do with cried and promisetl him to do better,
Immediately after wur was d«*clared
were schoolboys together. Then I went
ries,
he
trli-d
to
eat
them,
but
they
were
finished product Some of it looks ex our boys'.” First one mother, then an but still we worry about tliem.”
Every old city has its legends. its bitter. He tried roasting them, and to Eton and lost track of him I studied un iron worker named John GUlelanil,
actly like ixianie linen. Other styles other, gave her opiuiou, and each of
Stories, its peculiar customs aud lta these he finally steeped lu some water law. aud when I returned to Glasgow then employed lu one of the Athens
have an apjiearance of the finest kind them liati a grain of g>s«d in her meth
characteristic
quarters. Of all the cit- held in tile hollow of his baud aud Tom had hung out his shingle as a foundrit*«. decided that he could make
“
YoJ
should
have
tried
my
bus
of silk, while others have various sorts od; but when it came to Mrs. B—,
les
in
the
uew
f
world, Mexico has clus found the decoction as refreshing as If green gro< er lu un obscure street. He a cannon with two barrels w hich should
of finishes that look like leatheret, can who is known far and will« as the moat band’s plan in regard to breaking the
tered
within
it
more of legend, history, he had partaken of solid food. He hur was competing with well established be more effective than a dozen of the
vas, watered silk and a thousand dif
devoted mother and with the l*est be boys from smoking ami playing cards. tradition and quaint customs and peo rletl buck to Mis hit, from w bleb he had firms ami for three years plodded along usual kind. The death dealing inven
ferent designs.
If there is one thing we are both a unit
almost unnoticed and w ith only a small tion was to be chargtsl with iron bulls
When the cloth comes from the mills haved and m«»t lovable children for in disceursgiug it is that twin evil, ple thun any other. Almost every bis-n banished, and. Inviting the wise numlier of customers. But one day th« of a nouexploslve nature, to which was
uien to partake of his discovery, they
It la treated in various ways to pre miles around, every word she uttered
street
has
its
story,
and
these
stories
Glasgow papers bore an advertisement to be attached a long stout chain, so
pare it fur tlie dyeing process, which is was g«ssl ail vice and listened to with smoking ami card-playing. My hus cover all the gamut of the picturesque, were so well pleased with it that they somethlug like this:
that when tlie two barrels were final
band
discovered
lite
ls>ys
oue
day
made
him
a
saint.
tlie moat Important Different kinds of interest, her hearers heartily concurring
“ Thomas Lipton will sell ut market simultaneously tlie balls and chain
the horrible, the seutimeutal and the
The
story
is
told
that
coffee
was
in
playing
cards
with
some
friends
in
the
sizing are used in the different grades, tn allshehad tosay, except Mrs. U---- ,
pathetic.
traduced into the West Indies lu 1723 prh-e good cheeses filled with coin ot would mow down men by companies.
and after this is done it la ready for who remarketl tartly, ‘The g<ssi old barn loft ami smoking. He never let
The cannon was cast. When It was
In its early history the City of Mex by Chirac, a French physician, who the kingdom. The cheeses have been
the color machines.
Bible is my authority, and it says de them know he had seen them t>ut stole ico was divided into wards, or quar gave a Norman gentleman of the name prepared especially and ure laden with entirely finished th«* inventor invited a
These are really the same sort of ma cidedly anil plainly enough for most quietly down ami came to tlie house to
ters, each one of which was the special of lie Clieux. a captain of infantry on threepences, sixpences, shillings, half number of his friends to a pine thicket
chines that calico Is made on. They
sovereigns ami sovereigns.’
on a hill on th«* outskirts of the city to
talk it over with me. We decided it
are built of great steel rolls or cams people, 'Thou slialt not have any other would never do to punish the.. , for home of some trade or profession. bls way to Martinique, a single plant.
"This astonishing announcement at see It work. Tin* double barreled thing
There
was
the
street
or
quarter
of
the
The
sea
voyage
was
a
stormy
one.
the
God
before
me,
’
ami
again,
'Train
up
a
that are heated to a high temperature
tracted a lot of attention, and the little was placed In position on Die lilllshh*
by means of live steam passing child in the way he should go,’and that would only drive them from home shoemakers, the streets of the silver- vessel was driven out of her course, and shop of Lipton, green grocer, was be and a heavy charge of i>owder rammed
smiths,
of
the
bakers,
of
the
saddle
to
play.
He
was
more
hurt
at
their
ilrluklng
water
became
so
scarce
that
through them constantly. The cloth ‘Spare the r«si and sjstil tlie child.’ I
sieged. He sold his cheese by the pound home In each barrel and the chained
passes through lioxes filled with the follow all three of these commands to deceiving him than lie was at their in makers, of the butchers, of the watch- It was distributed in rations. De Clieux, and in each slice one was quite sure balls loaded on top of this. The Invent
makers,
of
the
silk
merehuuts,
of
the
with an affection for his coffee plant,
aniline color that the cloth is expected the letter as nearly es I can. I don’t dulging in the two vices he abhorred.
to find at least a sliver coin. What a or's friends kept at a saf«* distance, and
to be colored with. This is mixed with believe i«i fondling »’id making over Finally wedeciderl to introduce playing wine sellers aud so on. There was divided his portion of water with it and trail«* h«> drew! II«* sold cheese by th» la* applied tin* fuse. On«* ciiargt* of pow-
even
tlie
street
of
tlie
coffin
makers.
auceeeded
in
bringing
It
to
Martinique,
a starch paste and is spread evenly all my children, for that is where parents cauls in the home, and their father
Many of these old uames still exist, although weak, not In a hopeless condi thousands of pounds. It cost him n der and bull "went off,” but the other
through the cloth.
was to join them in tlie games and keep though the caste-like character of the tion. There he planted it in Ills garden, goodly penny, too, because he gave didn't. As th«* heavy ball shot out it
make
a
mistake
and
proceed
to
make
The latter then continues through ttie
them playing every night until they streets has somewhat changed. Oue of protected it with a fence of thorns and away in this fashion alsmt {500. But carritsi with It the chain to the full
steam heated cams and is finally rolled idols of them, and it sjsuls them an well.
got
sick of cards. The boys were com the most fashionable streets of the city watched it dally until the end of the Lipton was established. For years he length, ripping and cavorting around,
up at the back of the machine In a I lay down the law and expect them to
was known as ‘Cheese Lipton.’ and over and under tin* pine saplings, rocks
heavy roll of the desired color. The dlf- ols*y, and if they don't they know pletely taken attack when that night at is Plateros, the street ot the silver year, when he gathered two pounds of ••¡oil Christmas he wouhl conceive and mud, tearing up smull trees and
Even today there are mor«* coffee, which lie ilistrlbutisl among the
ferent finishes are given In a aeeon.l eliastlseiiieiit Is coming. If my chil supper their father remarked that lie smiths.
sons* brilliant scheme along lines that earth, and finally came circling back to
process, The cloth Is passed through dren turn out badly it will tie through had changed his mind alstut their jewelry shops on this street than any inhabitants of the island to be planted appealed to tlie public.”
the cannon which held th«* other ball
very heavy and massive steel rolls no fault of mine, for I have refrained playing cardsand he had brought home other kind of business, and here still by them. From Martinique coffee trees
with chain attached. Tlie Inventor was
lu turn were sent to Santo Domingo.
are
to
be
found
the
most
fashionable
which have been engraved with the de
a pack and prop'tsed that tiiey have a
struck on one arm by the ball, now
McKinley** Good Nature.
jewelry and art curio stores of the city. Guailaloupe and other neighboring Is
sign that is wanted. Fine lines run from making idols of them and I have
The late President McKinley's rela nearly s|x*nt. and knoektsi sen«el«*ss,
game. He hea|*e«i coals of lire on their
The street of the coffin makers still lands.
ning diagonally across the cloth will not spared the rod, as each and all of
tions with the newspaper correspond while friends feared to go near, sup-
heads
by
telling
them
how
much
be
them,
from
the
oldest
down
to
the
liaby
exists
and
is
now
very
appropriately
The
coff«*e
tree
is
an
evergreen
shrub,
give a silk effect, and there are many
ents were almost always cordial, and poalng that tlie other lxirrel might tak<*
other impressions that may be stami>ed can testify.’ She said this in a tone of appreciated their having carried out know u as the Street of Death. It is a growing. In Its natural state, to a height he never seemed half so anxious t< n notion to discharge. It was some time
resignation that made me indignant, his wishes in the past and leaving cards narrow lane, running the length of of fourteen to eighteen feet. It is usu keep them aloof as bis attendants were before tin* discharged bail lay motion
on in this way.—Springfield Union.
ally kept trimmed, however, for con
for we all know there is not a more alone because they knew he disliked only oue bloek.
One of his last vacations as president less near tlie upturned cannon. Th«» in.-
Whittier's Barbara Frletchle.
Cinco de Mayo (5th of May) street venfence In picking the berries, which
cowed ami narrow-minded family of them when other boys were playing all
was taken in the Adirondack«. Thither ventor's arm was shattered, making
grow
along
the
branches
close
to
the
It Is the poet's treatment of "Stone children in
was
named
In
commemoration
of
the
the whole tow n than Mrs. around them. How the poor little fel decisive advantage gained by Mexican leaves and resemble In shape and color went a newspats-r photographer on the amputation necessary.
wall” Jackson that has given gr«*atest
This was the first and last trial of th«»
H
-----
's.
They
all look unhappy and lows did twist and turn in their chairs troops over the French, which took ordinary cherries. Tlie tree cannot lie speculation that lie might possibly get
offense and has caused the friends of
cannon which was to mow down the
some
snapshots
of
the
chief
executive
and
grow
red
in
the
face,
but
neither
hardly
dare
open
their
mouths
when
in
that gallant gentleman to denounce the
place upon that date. This naming of grown aliove the frost line, neither can
Yankees. Mr. Gllleland lost hope and
whole story as a myth and either to their mother’s presence. Theonly time oue had the courage to confess their streets, parks aud public places after It be successfully grown in the tropics. in Ills hours of ease. For two or tluei Interest with his arm. and the cannon
deny Barbara's existence in toto or to I ever saw them thaw out and act natu shortcomings. That night he explained dates is common in Spanish countries
The most successful climate for produc
was permitted to remain on the hill for
question her loyalty. There Is no rally was one evening at a social, when all the cards to the isiys, and told
One end of Cinco de Mayo street en tion is that found at an altitude of
many months, hut was finally carted
ground for either. Barbara Frictchie their mother, for some reason or other, them the name of each, then they com ters the Zocato, the principal square of about 4,000 feet. Anything much above
into tlie city, where for years it di«l
perhaps never saw "Stonewall" Jack- was «ietained at home. It was a pleas menced to play and kept it up until 12 the city. Tlie Zocalo has seen many this is in danger of frost, which is fatal
most effective duty in celebrating elec
son. At least she did not see him ride
historic happenings. There in olden to the tree, and when coffee Is grown
tions and Christmas day. By and by the
ure to watch them. They were among o’clock. The next night it was the
much below this it requires artificial
past her bouse on that “cool Septem
ol«l death dealer was missed from its
same thing, and it was all right fora times was the great temple of the Az
ber morn.” Not because she was l>ed- the last to leave, and one of the girls
tecs, which was, with its accompanying shade, which materially increases the
place near the old city liall. and no one
week,
then
it
liegan
to
grow
tiresome,
rldden on that day, as lias been assert remarked as she started for home that
base or pyramid, larger than St. Pe cost of production and doea not produce
s«*«*imd to know what bad become of it.
ed. Mrs. Abbott, who went down to she never had such a g.ssi time in but still their father was enthusiastic ter’s at Rome, the largest church build as marketable berries. It Is owing to
Finally, after diligent search, it was
Invite her aunt to come and spend the her life. It is no wond. r that two of over the game; he never got tired. lug in the world. There, too, was the this particular requirement that coffee
found in a Junk shop. From this place
has
never
been
successfully
produced
ilay with her, failing to induce her to her boys rail away from home Io seek Then one night he brought home some palace of Montezuma, In fact, two pal
It was resurrected, and the city council
leave the house, remain«*«! and watched their fortunes. 1 am sure they found cigarettes and told the isiys he had no aces, both noted, one the old, lu which lu the Uulted States.—Success.
made an appropriation sufficient to
with her the "dust brown ranks” as Jieace and comfort that had been objection to their learning to smoke, were quartered Cortez and his officers,
have it mountisl and placed near the
they passed. Jackson on reaching Mar
a
building
whose
vast
size
excited
the
MAKING BREAD.
Confederate monument, immediately
strangely lacking in their own home. provided they smoked at home. The
ket street rode with bls staff two
cigarettes had been doctored for the oc admiration of even the Spaniards them
opposite th«* government building.
squares to the north to pay his re Mrs. H----- undoubtedly thinks she is
selves, used as they were to the vast
Biscuit and rolls require a botter
spects to the Presbyterian minister. doing the right thing in following the casion. Their father insisted on their structures of the Moors of their day. oven than bread.
The Cow «nd the Os In India.
Dr. Ross, on Second street, and then instructions to the letter in bringing up smokiug the whole pack, and they which still existed in Spain in all their
Bread should rise to twice its original
Few people traveling in India can
rejoined his troops by riding through her family. She, at any rate, has suc weut at it in earnest. Before they splendor.
quantity before it is ready to bake.
fall to notice th«* part played, whether
Mill alley and reaching Patrick street ceeded in cowering them completely were through they were the sickest
On the Zocalo, too. is the Cathedral
The sponge should be set ut night if
in the flesh or its representation, by the
nbout half a square to the west of ami making the submissive ones almost Isiys you ever saw, and some way or of Mexico, the third largest church the baking is to be done in tlie morn
cow and the ox. Sacred cattle wander
Barbara Frletchle’s house, of this as narrow-minded as herself.
other they seemed to combine the two building in the world, which occupied ing; otherwise set it early in the morn
unmolested and unniolestlng through
a member of that staff, himself a gal
100
years
lu
building.
Ou
this
public
ing.
together, and to this day they cannot
tli«*
streets of the cities, more «•special
laut son of Maryland, has again anil
square the common people believed for
Bread anti biscuits should rise in a
ly in the south, generally decorated
“Ou the other band, look at Mrs. abide cigarettes or cards and cannot lie a long time thut the ghost of the unfor moderately warm place, for If too cold
again testified. The poet Whittier re
with garlands of flowers; stone "nan-
ceived his materials from Mrs. South B---- 'a family. They are a welcome induced to touch them. It was far tunate Aztec emperor, Montezuma, It will be heavy or If too hot it is likely
dis.” the bulls of Siva, keep guard be
worth of Georgetown. D. (’.. and used aildition to any gathering, perfect little more effectual than any' punishment wandered at night lamenting the loss of to sour.
fore his temples and round bls tanks;
but little license in working them up, ladies ami gentlemen; always at their could have been. But Mrs. H----- lias empire and tlie destruction of bis peo
Milk is preferable for mixing. In
they are portrayed ill fresco or in curv
as the letter written to him and quoted ease, ready to do their part when it not told us how she makes her home so ple. Even today the bumbler folk be some cases the quantity used will have
ing on the walls of many a rock cavern.
lieve
that
a
tunnel
connects
the
cathe
In full in his "Life” well shows.
HE
IN
VITED
THE
PHOTOGIiAl
’
HEB
TO
COMB
«jollies to entertaining, and know the attractive to the isiys.”
to be varied a little, as some flour will
Oxen turn mills, plow tlie land, are th«*
ALONG
dral with the castle of Chapultepec. the absorb more moisture than others.
proper thing to do and at the right
drawers and carriers of water and,
presidential residence, three aud a half
days tlie enterprising camera man bail
Careful of the Therm««meter.
“
1
have
evenings
at
home
for
my
A good sponge cau be made of one
above ull. an* Invnluable for drawing
time. They don’t ap|>ear for war. 1,
In a certain village not very long ago either,
boys,” replied Mrs. H----- . “I let them miles away, at the end of the Paseo de pint of sifted flour, one cake of com liHnl luck, for the caretaker or tlie loads. Cattle, us Is well known, ure by
only
just
natural.
They
are
place
kept
him
out
of
photographing
la
Reforma,
one
ot
the
finest
and
no
a benevolent doctor offered to give a
pressed yeast dissolved in a cupful of distance from tlie president. Then by Hindis» belli In great and superstitious
invite their friends, and the entire
thermometer to every cottage, carefully bright and attractive and sought after evening is devoted to their enjoyment. blest public drives in the world.
Wurm water and liquid enough to good luck he met McKinley face to reverence, Ganges water poun*«l over a
One
of
the
historic
streets
of
Mexico
by
their
friends,
who
are
legion.
Mrs.
explaining Its use. Soon after tlieir ar
cow's till! being equivalent to til«* kiss
muke a batter, it should be left to face and told him what he wanted.
They
would
rather
entertain
at
liome
is
Maríscala.
This
faces
the
north
side
rival a district visitor entered one B----- gave the whole keynote to her
ing of the sacred book or taking an
rise till light.—Exchange.
"Is
It
of
great
consequence
to
you
to
any
time
than
go
out.
I
make
their
of
the
Alameda,
the
'largest
and
most
house where the new thermometer success in raising her family when she
oath. Yet, unfortunately, tin* draft bull
get
these
pictures?
”
queried
McKinley
hung proudly in the middle of tlie room said, ‘Make home happy for the boys rooms just as attractive as the girls’ fashionable park of the city. It was
often receives very rough treatment at
At the Theater.
Being assured that It was. lie Invited
dangling at the end of n string. The make it the dearest and most attractive and try to cultivate a love for the re along this street that the army of Cor
One of the most annoying things in the photographer to com«* along and his driver's hands. So long as the ani
tez,
the
great
conqueror
of
Mexico,
visitor complimented the owner iq>on place on earth for the entire family,-for fined and iwautiiul. They know they
the world Is to go to tlie theater and bring his camera at once. Then lx>th mal's life is not taken ill treatment
It anti Inquired If she remembered the
can bring their blends home any time, passed on the "dismal night" when lie sit back of a man wiio has been to see Mr. McKinley ami his wife posed as counts ns nothing among these people
therein
lies
the
secret
of
holding
them
was
driven
from
the
city
by
the
Aztecs.
instructions.
who regard the brutes as sacred.
the play and insists upon telling his
and they are always welcome, and they
"Aye, that 1 do,” tvas the reply. "I together. Encourage them, ts>ys and will sit around the table studying to On this street, too, occurred some of companion all about the performance many times as the photographer asked
them
to.
greatly
to
the
latter's
delight
the
most
desperate
fighting
on
that
ter
'anga un there and I watches un until girls, to make a eoufideiit of you, and
Sudden Lupne of Memory.
and what’s coming next. The other
never be too tired or t«s> busy to listen gether, playing games, quietly enjoy- rible night. There tlie Spaniards were night at one of the local playhouses a and profit as a matter of course.
'e gets above 60.”
“I saw tlie whole thing,” said the
"Quite right. Mrs ---- ,” said the to them when they want to confide in joying music and singing songs, all of able to do nothing against tlie tiger-like man was greatly annoyed by the occu
passenger with tin* nose glasses. “I was
The Limit of Pntienve.
lady, much pleased tliat the directions you; but should it happen that you are which are joined in by the rest of the ferocity and fanaticism of the Aztecs.
pant of the seat in front of him talk
standing on the front platform when
Fp
111
New
York
state
Ilves
n
pension
On
the
opposite
side
of
tlie
Alameda
given had taken root. “And what do unable to give them the time, then set family when the isiys desire it, and
the car hit the wagon, it was all the
is Avenida Juarez, named after the Ing in a loutl voice about what was claimant who has sounded a note of
you do when tt gets above 60?"
an hour in which they can come and that is nearly all the time. Then I al great Mexican reformer, who had freed going to happen oil the stuge. Finally, I warning to an overcautious govern- fault of the blamed driver. lie started
“Why, then,” was the unlooked for
ways have some light refreshments,
when tlie talk became Incessant, bt* nient in a letter to Secretary Hitch- to cross the track when the car wasn't
answer, “1 takes un down from the confide tlieir troubles to you and make cake and lemonade, gingerbread and the country from the grinding rule of exclaimed:
cock, who has referred it to Commis ten feet away. The motoruiau shut off
nail aud puts un out lu the garden and it a rule never to l>etray their confi cider, or Something 1 know tlie isiys the church. This is a wide, well paved
the power ami put on the brakes, but
“What an infernal nuisance!”
sioner Ware. Sin* says:
street and on aeeouut of its width and
cools un down a bit!” —London Tit- dence, never make liglit of what they
The man in front turned around an«i
“I have furnished the evidence, all he couldn't atop in time. Some of these
have to tell you or hold it up to ridi will enjoy.” “No wonder her Isiys are its central location Is the scene of all said in a threatening voice:
Bits.
that has been called for. and if they fool drivers art* always doing that sort
the public processions, especially those
cule, for the latter has driven many a perfect,” said little.Mrs. Busy I ly.
“Do you refer to me, sir?”
Xavnl EncoQrHgeinriit.
want any more Evidence they know of thing. It would serve ’em right if”—
of
a
civic
character.
This
street
Is
a
Here a policeman with a notebook
“No, Indeed,” replied the man in tlie the address of all tin* |s*rsons and par
Admiral Watson always prohibited boy confident from his mother’s side,
continuation of tlie great public drive,
came along.
row
behind.
“
I
was
simply
BRIEF REVIEW
saying
»wearing on the vessel where he hap- and she doultlless is unconscious that
ties,
and
They
have
made
Evidence
the Paseo de la Reforma.
“Did you see how this happened?” he
pen«*d to Is*, and If any luckless officer by her own act she has caused this al
Many of the streets have very curious what I thought of the actors, They enough to have a thousand claims asked.
enfor<?ed an order from the bridge with ways to lie deplored estrangement.
Faking at Bench Shows.
names. For Instance, there are the are making so much noise that 1 can't lowed, if Not then It will liave to go
“Me?” said the man with the nose
hear one-half of your interesting and
an oath lie was call«*«l upon for a pri Knowing the evils of the corner gro
If the British Kennel Club will now Street of the Lost Child, the Street of valuable conversation.” — Philadelphia to the Judge above me. for i cant not glasses. "Gosh, no! I don’t know a
vate interview with Ida superior. But cery, where men of all descriptions
anil wont spend another cent to get
Peace,
the
Street
of
the
Arts,
that
of
another matter in bls squadron trou congregate to drink, possibly carry ou j enforce the iule which it has recently the Wood Owls, the Deer. Sorrow, the Press.
more than I have now furnished, this thing nbout it.”—Chicago Tribune.
made, says (luting, db-qua'ifying dogs
bled the admiral. His was the flag
Tiling of calling for tlie Same thing
•Sad Indian, the Holy Ghost, of Christ,
As She L'nderntood It.
A lloubtlna Father.
ship, and yet her men were sometimes their ganiesof cards, playing for stakes '» | that are “faked,” a much needed rt- of Jesus, of the Sanctified Virgin, of the
over again will have to stop right now.
A pretty rosy cheeked country girl I wont put up with It. I'll go without
Mr. George Manville Fenn was in
the Inst to finish the execution of a telling stories ami using tougtiage that ' —... wi|)
--------.....----- ..... Faking, which Purifie«l Virgin, of Death and the I.ane
the Reform club one afternoon, says a
cotnmnml to carry out a maneuver. no decent ls>y should hear, I made up ' m< ans preparing dogs for exhibition by of the Rat. All of these have stories «mtered one of our large department my pension first." N'ew York Tribun ■
London Journal, when he noticed that
One day when the seamen were lielilnd my mind early in my married lite that ! trimming or dyeing, or plucking, lias connected with them. Many of the stores. It was bargain day. and the
an old gentleman, a friend of his. was
A Joke From tlie Bench.
In getting down from the rigging lie the home should be made so attractive I liecomeso univeral in England and so streets have names that sound Impious crowd was greater than usual. She
bad wandered about from floor to
_ cnlled n captain to him.
Notwithstanding bls twenty-two years looking rather perturbed, so he In
that they would not think of the cor
to northern ears. But there is no more
"Why is It." he ask«*d. “that here on ner grocery as a place of amusement, or J cleverly «lone that it is very hard to thought of Impiety in naming them floor, a llttl«* bewildered at tlie tnagnl I of servic«* on the Itench, Lord Justic«* qulrisl if there was anything the mat
say just where it la-gins and ends. The
tude of the establishment, the largest Mathew still preserve« that elasticity ter. "Well." suld the old gentleman,
the flagship, where we ought to b«« tlie any other place for that matter. ~"
*
’ serious feature of the practice is, of than there is In calling a boy Jesus. The she had ever seen.
of spirit and love of a Joke which lias “the fact is my son has got a play
quickest, tlie men are behln«! the other
Street
of
the
Holy
Ghost
was
original
naturally dislike anything
Seeing her, a floorwalker approached distinguish«*«! hi n all through ills ca coming out tonight, and I fear it will
r-, that is coarse
- j iit
—-’ . i uuuiih
course,
its iiamiiui
harmful rum
effect upuu
iqsin the ly the Street of the Church of the Holy
ships?”
-. It
aril (lf the breed 00,,^^.
and said, "Is anybody waiting on reer. One of his remarks the other day be a ghastly failure. He cun write
While the officer was seeking for an and do not seek companion« who pos- sUn,| .......
Ghost. So on with the other streets
Inoffensive reply a volley of oaths came Hess these traits, vet on more than one j HUudg tl, reaw>|1 that *.fB1<|nfn d(M, not bearlag sacred names. Tut* curious. In you?”
coated greut merriment in tin* court pretty little plays when he likes, blit
“Yra. sir,” «aid tlie girl, blushing to of app«*al. A learn«*d king's conns« I this out* he has written is a nonsensical
floating across the water from the cap oecasio.i my t»ys have come to me to see ,„)t n,lvi,.H.e the breed, am! thut If sec- congruous use of sacred mimes is to be
the roots of her flaxen hair. "He's out was arguing tlie question as to wlint Is sort of a thing, and I'm sure It won't
tain of the nearest ship.
ifthey might bring a certain toy home ..... graile .peeimens are awarded blue frequently noted In Mexico.
side; he wouldn't come In." Philadel an "accident" and was putting in do at all. However. I suppose I must
“Well, you see. admiral, our men
The streets of Mexico commemorate
i1“'1
nl.ls>ns through the clever "faking " of
phia ledger.
don't get the right kind of encourage home training and really no chance ill
stance« of what lit* consider«*«! would go and see it.” Th«* son's name was
the
names
of
many
famous
rulers.
They
, their owner« the breed, in due course,
ment. sir.”—Exchange.
properly com«* within that term an«l William H. Gilliert. and the play was
also
record
the
names
of
desperate
life for selt-iniprovemeiit. I lie last re- |,lwna»- < distinctly lowered. T.™-
Trim-
what, on the oth«*r band, «mild not 'Trial by Jury."
Sex Peculiarities.
characters.
There
is
the
Street
of
Don
,,g or plllcklngi or dyei
doeM uol
<1 quest they made of this kind my young-
IrelHnd • Wonderful Linen.
"Suppose,” «aid he. “some one were to
A
man
will
run
as
fast
as
be
cun
to
t jmt suit! ‘•l-lw U St«X* I i L- u > > *» of lta '
Juan Manuel, who committed murder
Clove*.
Whether or not Ireland is the finest est boy said, “He’s not like any of us, prevent the puppies of the faked ani in defense of his own honor, which he cross a railroad track in front of a hit me In the eye and my eye beeam«*
country In the world for growing flax, mama, for he’s never had a chance, and mal room inheriting the faul’s which believed his wife had trifled with. Re train. Then he will watch it till It Hack In «sinseqnene«*, the fact of It h
“Cloves,” said a physician, "make an
it is beyond dispute the finest in the I would just like to let him see what a were covered up for the delusion of the port says that the house where he lived goes out of sight. Then he will walk lomlng black could not la* cal!«-«l an uc excellent and handy remedy for nau
world for bleaching linen, an operation nice home is like and that it di es not bench show judges.
was haunted and for very many years leisurely away. He seems to be all »¡«lent.” "Perliaps not," said the lord sea, for the headache due to train rides
which requires from six to eight weeks, pay to b“ rough and use bail words.
Justic«*. "but you would doubtless ex and for slight attacks of seasickness
it remained empty because no one right and probably la. That is a man.
according to the nature and weight of All he knows alsmt a home is that it is
slain
it on that ground.” Westminster I went abroad last year, and on the
A
woman
In
a
street
ear
will
open
n
dared
to
live
in
It.
Hix monster apples gatliereil at Pul-
the fabric. Nowhere else can the snow
boat the first day out I liegan to feel
There Is also the Street of tlie Raven, satchel and take out a purse, take out Gazette.
a place to eat and sleep in and then get bain. Norfolk, England, measured thir
white finished fabric lie turned out to
the approaches of seasickness, I took
where it Is Haiti there lived an old man a dime and close the purse, open the
out
of
as
quick
as
he
can.'
My
Isiy
teen
inches
in
c
,
’
X.T
”
i*fe:eii
”
3
ami
The American Accent Preferable.
rival the Irish bleach. France. Bel
a clove every hour all the rest of the
satchel, put in the purse, close the
who
had
sold
his
soul
to
the
devil.
Here
liad
bis way. He brought bis friend weighed together tb'ee pounds ami two
gluin. Germany and the United States
Mark Twain wus talking about t! ' day. and by midnight the attack tiad
he lived with a raven which the com satchel and lock both ends. Then site American a'ci-ent.
have all entered into competition ami and I found all the lovely qualities ot ounces.
,
left me. and it did not return again.
will give the dime to the conductor,
mon
people
believed
was
the
devil
In
“It has changed.” he said, “and fcr
retired unsuccessful. The quality of thia boy lying dormant; he had had
disguise. One day the old man ami the who will give her a nickel back. Then tlie most part It lias changed for tli*' My wife Is much given to Indigestion,
the water, the climate and the Inherit nothing in hie life to tiring them out.
particularly when she eats pastry, but
In a cemetery at Middlebury, Vt., is bird disappeared In the course of a ter she will open the satchel and take out
better. The nasal ‘ow' is gone. But
ed experience of the Irish bleachers My boy's home life was a revelation to a stone erected by a widow to her lov
rible thunderstorm, leaving behind the purse, put In the nickel, close the here and there ft would l«e as well If it experience has taught her that she
must all contribute to the result, which him. I have encouraged him to con e ing husband bearing this inscription; them only a few feathers am! a sus purse, open the satchel and pot In the
may now eat pastry with impunity
ha«l rennilmsl. Th«* last time I wont to provided that she swallows a clove
has had abundant practical demonstra
“Rest in peace—until we meet again.” picious smell of brimstone. So the street purse, close the satchel and lock Isith
to
the
house
and
he
has
readily
taken
up
tion that Ireland now occupies and has
church the clergyman read out ills text now and then for several hours after
was called after the raven because th« ends Then she will feel for the buckle like this:
always occupied the first place In the with the lietter side of life and droppad
the meal."
at the back of her belt.—Kansas City
Endeavors
are
being
made
to
amalga
people
did
not
wish
to
take
the
name
nt
whole world for bleaching and tiniali- the eoa'-se vein that fairly shocked
“ ’He that hath yaks to rah let him
Journal.
Slelt Herrings.
us all at tint. I am proud to think mate the Austrian, French and Swws the devil in vain —Modern Mexico.
Ing linen.
yah.’ “
Alpine dula for the pur|s>se of securing
"Why,” said a youngster to his elder
that
my
youngest
boy,
whom
I
natu
Wagner and Thirteen.
An
to
Mob«.
Aleeltol lu .Medicine.
Prrcnclonn In Spot«.
brother, "do herrings have so many
more control over the guides.
In the life of Richard Wagner the
You can't punish a mob unless you
Our own opinion. Which we have fre more Illness«» than other fish?"
Bobby—Do I have to go to school. rally expected the least from, should
number
thirteen
played
a
curious
part.
punish
it
while
it
is
a
mob.
A
man
Is
see the diamond lieneath tlie rough »nd
»tot her?
"Who says they do?” aske.1 the
Authorities of British Columbia have not the same man while he is In a mol. He was born in 1813. the numerals of quently set forth. Is that alcoholic bev
unpolished surface.”
Mother—Of course. Bobby
erage« are of value In certain forms of
establislietl
traveling libraries for the as be is while he is an individual, and which, added together, are equal to dlwnse and that their value depends fouth n«1dross«*d.
Bobby—Why. mother, I heard you
"Why. this Ixwik says that thousand«
benefit of the numerous lumber and this is one reason why it is so difficult thirteen, and he received a name tlie not so much upon the alcohol, but li[s>n
tell father last night that I knew en
ipon thousands of them are cure«! (*v
One of the ladies asked her in what mining c*ra|a tn the province.
letters
*rf
which
when
added
to
those
of
ever
to
punish
and
individual
for
what
tirely too much.—Detroit Free Press.
the vinous etb«*ni wh'ch these In ver try year."
manner site made the home so attrac
he did as a part of a mob. This dis his family name are also equal ft» flilr ages rontain or should contain. No
tive,
saying
she
had
tried
to
make
home
teen.
Moreover,
be
finished
"Tann
tlnction
is
not
fanciful:
it
Is
a
real
dif
A little enthusiami greases due’s
Fins re. It Oat
metllcsl man doubts that lnteniperan<N*
■ lienee |a Golden.
Jolk—When may a knothole tie sal«! pleasant for her children, too, but they elbows and lubricates the w hole mental fergnee. and public sentiment and pros hatiser" on April 13. 1880, and it was In alcohoi Is al appalling factor In the
“Of course." said the beginner. “to tie
performed
for
the
first
time
on
March
ecuting offi.-ers and Juries recognise It
must have a different vein running machinery.
spread of crime, dlse.is# and poverty «ucc«wsfuj In politics one must know
to Ito not whole?
whether they know It or not For tliis 13. 1861. Twenty-two years later be ami It Is undoubt«*dly the duty of the how to speak ”
BolW-What are you talkl’ig about?
through them, for they never wanted
reason it is generally useless to hope died, and again the mystical number medical j-rofe««lon to endeavor to stay
Joi* The answer to' V'ben only r to stay home • minute longer than
"Better s®l." ntpiied the old____
hand.
for the punishment of men after a mob was dominant, for be passed away on the curse of drink by every means In
of the.«not to not.
"he m8«t know bow not to speak.”—
they could itolp. “We don’t know up the jug »fier a fellow to |toralysed.
dlgpvr8ed. World , Wort
Feb. 13, 1883.
Its Dower —London Lancet
Exchange
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