O • •, % s »X« • • } » , THE v T BY— ä . Copyright, ; 1*02, by A T. Quiller-Couch ’ i................................................................. Í 'T 'T ’F 1 » v Kuditenly tbe alck man’s voice qua* vere«l out: “It’s not him they want, It's Bill. They’re after Bill out there. That was Bill tryln* to g«*t in. Why didn’t jroil open? It WHS Bill, I tell you. At the first word th«.* Bnlpe had wheel ed right alsjut face ami stood now pointing and shaking like a man with ague. “Matey, for the love of God” — ••| won’t hush! There’s somethin' wrong here tonight. I can’t sleep. It’s Bill. I tell you. Bee his pt>or hammock up there shakiu'.” Cooney tumbled out with an oath •nd a thud. “Hush it, ye white llv- eretl swine. Hush it, or by”— His Land «w»*ut beiiiud him to ids knife •heath. “Dan Cooney” the Gaffer closed his book and li atird out “go back to your bed!” "I won’t, sir, not unless”— “Go back!” “Flesh and blood”— “Go Imck!” Ami for the third time that night C<s>ut y went back. The Gaffer leaned a little farther over the lodge and address«*«! the sick mau. • Georg«*, I went to Bill’s grave not six hours agon«*. The snow on wasn’t even disturbed. Neither beast nor man. but only God, <au break up the hard earth he lies uniler. I tell you that, an* you may lay to It. Now go to Bleep. “ • • Long Ede crouched on the frozen ridge of llie hut, with his feet In the sleeping bag, his knees drawn up anil the t wo guns laid across them. The creature, whatever its name, that hail tried tlie door was nowhere to be seen. but he deterniim*d to wait a few mill utes on the <diance of a shot that is, until th«* cold should drive him below. For the moment the clear tingling air wu.«i doing him good. The truth was Long Ed«* had begun to l»e a fra i«l of himself anti the way his mind had been running for the last forty-eight hours upon green fleids an«) visions of spriug. As In* ¡»lit it to himself, something In side Ids beati was melting. Biblical texts chatt«*red within him like run ning bn»oks. and as they fleeted ht* could almost smell th«* brown meadow B«*«*ut. “Take us tlie foxes, the little foxes, fur our vines have tender grapes. • • • A fountain of gardens, a well of living waters, and streams from Lebanon. * • • Awake, <> north O wind, and come, thou south; blow iqsiu my garden, that the spice thereof may flow out.” He whs light beaded, and lie knew It. He must hold out. They were jill going mad were, tn fact, thre«> ¡»arts craze«l already, all except the Gaffer, and tbe Gaffer re lied oil him as his right band mau. Gue glimpse of th«* returning sun. a glimpse <»nly, might save them yet. He gazed out over the frozen bills and iiortliward across th«* Ice pack. A few streaks of pal«* violet, tlie ghost of th«* aurora, front«‘d the moon. He coul«l see for miles. Bear or fox, no living «*r«*titure was In sight. But who ceuh! tell what might be hiding l»ehind any oue of a thousam! hummocks? He listened. II«* heard the slow grinding of tbe Ice pack off tlie beach—only that. “Take uh the foxes, tin* little fox«*».” This would never do. II«* must climb dowu ami walk briskly or rcturu to the hut. Maylie th«*re was a hear, after all. bvhin«l on«* of the hummo<*ks. ami a shot, or tin* chance of one. would scat ter ills h«*a«l clear of these tomfooling notions. Ht* would have a search round. What was that moving on a hum mock not yard» away? lie leaned forward at gaz«*. Nothing now. but In* bail seen sotne- tiling Ih* h»werv«l himself to tin* eave® bj tbe north corner and from the eave® to th«* drift piled there. The drift was frozen »olid but for a tr«*ach«*rous crust uf fresh snow. Ills foot sllpp«*«l U|H>t> this, and down he slid of a heap. Luckily he had I m *«* u careful to sling the guns tightly at his back. He pick- e«| hlnis«*lf lip and. unstrapping one. took a step Into the bright nnsmlight to examine th«* nipples, took two ®teps and stood sto«*k still. There l»«*fore him on the fn»z«*n coat <if snow was a f«»otprint- no, two, till«*«*, four, many footprints, ¡»lints of a nak«*d human f«s»t. rigid foot, left foot b«»tli naked, and blood III elicli print, a little smear. It had come, then. He was mail for certain. He saw them. He put lila Anger» In them, touchetl tin* frozen bto«»«l. Th«» snow Iwfore th«* door was trodden thick with tbem, som«* going, som«* returning. “Tin* latch lifted.” Suddenly bé re- call<*«l the figure he bad seen moving upon the hummock, and with a groan he turne«l and gave chase. Oh. he was matl' for «•«•Haiti.’ He ran like a mad- maji. floundering, »lipping, ¡»lunging. In his clumsy nmccasins. “Take us the fox« s. the little foxes. • • • My be|ove«1 put in Ids hand by the hole of tlie <loor, und my ls»weis were moved for him. • • • I charge you, O daughters of Je rusalem. 1 charge you. I charge”— Ih* ran thus for 300 yards maytie an«l then stopped ns suddenly ns lie bail started. Ills mates- they must not see these f«M»tprlnta or they would go mail, too. mini as he. No; he must cover them tup. all within sight of the hut. and to morrow lie would come along and cov er th«»»e farther afield. Slowly lie re traced his st«*ps. The f«»otprtnts, those which point«»! toward the but nn«l those wliirb poiut«»d away from It, lay close together, and he knelt hef«»re eacli. breaking fresh snow «»ver thu hol lows ami carefully hfding th«* blowl. Ami now a great happiness fillet! his heart. Interrupt«*d once or twl«*e as he worked by a feeling that some on«* was following ami watching him be turned northward ami gazed, making h telescope of bis hands. He saw noth- • • •• • «■ HtWWRIW««» t*|H*«b*M4| «0» i li X «À^ «An »As. .................................... 1 ; SEVENTH i : MAN i O WR rT Ing ami fell again to Ills long task. Within tbe hut the »lek man cried softly to himself. Faed. the Snipe and Cooney sl«*pt uneasily ami muttered in tio ir dreams. The Gaffer lay awake, thinking. After Bill. George Lashman. it nd after George, who next * And who would b«‘ the last, tbe unburled one? Th«* men were weakening fast, their wits and courage coming down at the last with a rush. Eaed and laitig Ede were the only two to lie depended on for a day. The Gaffer liked Long Ede, win» was a religious man. Indeed he had a growing suspicion that Long E<le, In spite of some amiable laxities of l»«*lief ^was number«*d among the elect, or might I m * If intercedtxi for. The Gaffer began to inter<*«*de for him silently, but ex|M*rh*n<*e had taught him that such u rustlings to be effective must be noisy, and lie dropp«*d off to slr« p with a sense of failure. Th«* Sni|x* stretched himself, yawned ami awoke. It was 7 in the morning, time to prepare a ouj) of tea. He toss v«l an a rm fnl «>f logs on th«* tire, and i'ie noise awoke ill«* Gaffer, who at once inquire«! for Long Ede. He had t* »1 r»*turne«l. “Go up to the roof. The hid must la* frozen.” The Snipe climb ed tin* ladd«*r. pushed op«*n tlie trap and rame back, reporting that Long Ede was nowhere to be seen. The old n: in slipped a Jumper over liis suits of < 'o liing, already three deep, reached for a gun and moved to the door. “Take :i « up of somethin' warm to fortify.” tl.e Snipe advised, “The kettle won’t la* live miiiutt*s boilin’.“ But tlie <Jaf- for piisln d up tlie heavy bolts and dragged tlu* door open. “Hen*. b«*ar a hand, lads!” Long Ede lay ¡»rone h«*fore the thresi old. his outstretched hands al most touching it. Ids moccasius al- ready cover«*«! out of sight by the pow- » »>«>• * “ m 4 I* UT. * •V>s|'\JWl *»*•••* Tell me. you've seeu what?” "Seen?" Ul>ug Ede echoed "Aye, -Wu what? Speak low. Wan It the sun?” “The *’’— But this time tbe •cbo di«*d on bi« H im aud bis face grew full if awe uncomprehending It frighten ed the Gaffer. “You’ll be tbe better fur a »natch of sleep,” said he aud was turning to go wiwn Long Ede stlrretl a baud under the edge of hi« nigs. “Seven—count,” be whispered. “Ixjrd have Rjercy upon u«.” the <laf- /«*r muttered through bis beard as be moved away. “I«oug Ede gone «*raze«l!M Add yet. though an hour or tw«> ago this was the worst that could have i>e- fullen. tbe Gaffer frit unusually cheer ful. As for the others, they were like different men all that day and through Hi«* three «lays (hat foliow«*«l. Even Lashman c«»as«*d to compiaiu and. un less their eyes played them a trick, had takvii a turn for the iM*tter. “1 de«-lare if I don't feel like ¡»it« bin’ to sing!” tbe Snipe announced on the se<*on«l even ing. as much to his own wonder as to theirs. ■ •Then why iu thunder don’t ye strike up?’’ answere«! Dan Cooney ami fetched bis «•oinertlua. The Bnlpe struck up then an«! there “VIHiklna ami His Dinah.” Wliat 1« more, th« Gaffer l«M»ked up from his * 'Paradise Lost’’ and joined in the chorua. By the eu<! of the secoml day Long He Ede was up and around agaln. went about with a dazed look in his He waa counting. counting to eyes, himself, always counting, The Gaffer watched him furtively. Since his recovery, though his lips moved frequently. Long E«ie had scarcely uttered a word, but toward noon on the fourth «lay he said an ex traorilluary thing: ''There's that sleepin' bag I tisik with me the other night. 1 wonder If 't I h on tlie roof still. It will lie froze pretty stiff by this. You might nip up an' see. Snipe, an'” he paused—"If you find It slow It up yonder on Hill's hummock.'* Tlie Gaffer o|iened his mouth, hut shut it iignln without speaking. The Snipe went up the ladder. A minute passed, and then they heard n cry from the roof, a cry that fetched them all. trembling, choking, weeping, cheering. to the foot of the ladder. "Boys, I hivh . the suu!” • • • • Months later—It was June, and even George Lashman had recovered hi» »tr«*ngth the Snipe came running with news of th«* whaling fleet, and on the I mmk -I i . as they watchetl the vessels come to anchor. Long Ede told the Gaf fer ids story: “It was a hall—a hallu— what d’you call it. 1 reckon. 1 was craze«l. eh?” The Gaffer’s eyes wan- defil'd from a brambling hopping about tie* lichen covered bowlders and away to tlie s«*a fowl wheeling above the ships, and then came Into his mind a tab* lie had read once in “The Turkish Spj ' “I wouldn’t say Juat that.” he hu - »wered slowly. “Anyway." said Long Ede, “I believe the Lor«I sent a miracle to u» to save us all.” “1 wouldn’t say just that either.” the Gaffer objected. “I doubt it was meant Just for you an’ me an’ the rest were presairved, as you way. inceedently.” A JUGGLER’S TRICK. Clever Feat of Illusion Performed liy hii Emit Indian. Tlie wonderful feat» of East Indian juggler» have formed tlie theiue of many a letter from traveler» in tbe orient, hut none is more surprising than that for which an old seadog vouch«*». While lie was an officer on board a I', and <>. steamship two natives came aboard at Madras, he say s. They were a Juggler aud his assistant. After they lit re, In ar a hand, lad». dery snow which ran aud trickled In had performed a number of minor «•«•ssantly. trickled lietween his long, feat» and gathered quite a crowd <lislirv«‘l,,«l locks and over the back of around them they railed for a »ark liis gloves and ran in a thin strenui and a piece of »ailcloth. These having been provided, the past the Gaffer’s feet. They carried him !n and laid him on chief Juggler made a small tentlike a heap <»f skins by tlie tire. They structure with tlie canvas and some lie then placed his assistant for«’«*d rum lietween his clinched teeth stools, and beat ids hands and feet and knead in tlie sack and allowed a sailor to tie ed aud rubb«*d him. A sigh fluttered tlie knot which hound him a fast pris on Ids lips, something between a sigh oner. Tliis doue, tlie vhief rarried thè and a smile, half seeu, half beard, Ills »ack into au open «pace, warning tbe eyes opem*d. and they saw that it was people to stand back some distance, ami then «»arried on an aniinated von really a smile. “Wliat cheer, mate?” It was the versa! ion with bis assistant, whose re plies could be distinctly heard coming Sn11»«» wlm asked. Suddenly tlie chief “I I s«*«*n’’— Tin* voice broke off. froln tin* s k. rushed forward, picked up tlie Hack l»nt he was smiling still. I What had he seen? Not the suu, and dumped it overboard. w here, to sun l\ By the Gaffer’s reckoning tbe the horror of the passengers and crew. sun woul«l not I m * due for a week or it sank out of sight. Immediately th«* captain rush«*d for iwo yet. how many weeks he could not say precisely, and sometinms he was w.ird and seized the man. under the full h<*li«*f that he had murdered bis glad enough that he did not know'. hut tin* Juggler only They for«•«•<! him to drink a eouple of companion, spiHiufuls of rum an«! wrap|»«*<i him up sniil«*d and. ¡minting to the canvas ’Phis was warmly, Every mau contributed some asked that it In* raise«I. of liis own bedding. Then the Gaffer d<m«>. and tin* supposed drowned man called to morning prayers, and the was dis«-i>\t*r»’d squatting on the <le«-k. three sou ml men dropped on their So realistic liati lieen the throwing knees with him. .Now. whether by overboard, however, that it was some reason of their joy at Long Edv’s re- tini** h«*fore tlie surpris«ni passengers «•every or I »ecause the old man was in could realiz«* a munier had not lie«*n splendid voice, tliey felt their heart» committed. uplift«'«! that morning with a «heer- Catchin* Tunniea. fillness they ha«l m»t known for mouths, The industry of cntcbing tunnies Is n Long Ed«* lay and listened dreamily while the passion of the Gaffer's very ancient as well as lucrative one. Allusions to it rui through tbe classics. thanksgiving sh«s»k the hut. llis gaze wandered over tlielr bowed forms. Two hundred and twenty-eight years “Tli«* Gaffer. David Faed, Dan Cooney, before the t'hrlstian era Athena-us th«* Suipe an«! George Lashman in the took the trouble to ¡»rove that a brother bunk, of course- and me.” But. then, scribe had made a mistake In attribut wjm was th«* seventh? He Iwgan to ing a panegyric of the tunny to Hesiod, count. “There’s myself. Lashman ill and modern scholars have agreed that th«* bunk. David Fa«*d, the Gaffer, the the first authentic classic reference to Snijie, I>an Cooney—one. two. three, tlie tunny is by Herodotus. That the capture of tlie tunny was a four well, but that made seven. Then who was tlie seventh? Was it George, familiar feature In the daily life of who had crawled out of l»ed and was these times is proved by tlie story re kinading there? Decidedly (here were lated by Herodotus, wtio tells us bow flv«* kneeling. No: there was George, Plsistratus. returning to Greece after plain emmgh. in his !»erth and not able liis second expulsion, pitched Ills camp tu move. Then who was th«* stranger? o|i|s>slte to that of his adversaries near Wrong again. There was no stranger. the temple of l’allas at Pallene. Here H«* knew all of these men. They were a soothsayer. Ampbilytus by name, his mates. Was it Bill? No; Bill was moved by a divine Impulse, approach d«*a«l ami buried. None «»f tbeae was ed him and uttered this prophecy: Bill or like Bill. Try again one. t wo. Sow th* cst hi« lw*-n ma.le. th« net 1« outspread In the water. three, four. five, and us two sick men Through Ibe tn -.r -hiny night the Uinniea will en •even. Tbe (Jaffer. David Faed, ban ter the tneahea. Cooney- have I count «si Dan twice? — Herodotus I, *12. (Rawlinaon'a Tranalatlon.) No: that’s Dan yonder to the right and i Pisistratus grasped the meaning at only one of hint, Five men kneeling inee. accepted the oracle, fell upon the and two on their bucks that make® Athenians, defeated them and return im * veil every time. Dear God. sup- ed to power. Nineteenth Century. pose”- The Gaffer ceaseil. and In the act of Spitziterg» n belongs to no country, rising from his knee«* lie «might sight ami aitice the renwitloa of whaling It Is of Long Ette*» fa«*e. While tbe others deserted even in summer There are f«'t« he«l their breakfast «ana lie step- deposit?» uf eual aud pbotptMte», but It ¡»•«I over ami l»edt aud whispered: «hies not paj to work them. JI */*• À I OM'RAST IN BOYS' TOVLN AND COUNTRY LAOS IN THE STRUGGLE OF LIFE. • f Ih.r Mr. Who Hat, Achieved Great Pruiulueai-e I h P h UII c XMalrs ih<- Hural Uu,a Are at l east Twea- t, lu Our Over ths t It, l.ado. CHOATE’S ADVICE A MAN’S BLUSHES. I e Wyll «1, ibe Hed slgual Qulrkl, Than a Human. Mora "If there is any one thing that makes me waul l<> get up and talk right out In meeting it is to bear it said of a mau that lie blushes like a womau.'** said Ibe six ial philosopher to a repre sentative of tbe New* York Times. I “llow woiueu ever gained tbe repu- I tatlon of having rim up a corner in blushes is l-eyond m.v comprehension. i The report dues her a grave injustice, for as ,-i matter of fact she not only ban ■to monopoly in Idusiies. but does not make us«* of tlie share that priqH-rly In-longs to her. There me some wo men. of course, who lilush if you even Idilik in eyelid ill tbelr direction. Inn us a general thing Inni bill'll IllIK'll more readily a nil more violently than women. "Tills I h not a random statement that I am making for tlie pur|x>se of hear Illg myself talk, but u soliei deduction founded on careful obuervutioii. For years I have made it a |Hiilit to study the sexes iii moments of embarrass meat, and tlie statistics I have Jotted down prove Hint iu nine cases out of ten tlie average mau will fly tlie red aignal of distress much more quickly than the average woman. This holds g<xxl in all sorts of situations. “I'rack a Joke at a man’s expense, he blushes; ply him with awkward questions, lie Mushes; subject him to some humiliation or let some ludicrous accident befall him ill public, and he straightway rivals the boiled lobster In hue. A woman may redden slightly under tlie same circumstances, but her blush is diluted and perfunctory com- pared with tlie brilliant, sunlit glow that siilTuses the countenance of man. "I don't attempt to explain file pile nomeiion physiologists mid moralists may do that If they can but merely give the facts for what they are worth in the hope that the next time a story writer has a crop of blushes to dispose of tie w ill ring a few changes on the old phrase that Ims done duty for gen elutions mid say of the heroine that she 'blushed like a man.' ” A country boy's lack of opportunity is bis best equipment fur the serlouS struggle of life. Thin sounds paradox leal, but It is true. It is just as true as the opiioHite proposition, that tbe greatest hindrances a city boy lias to conteud with are tbe op|s>rtunltles w hick beset him when young aud pur sue liitn till lie begins tlie real business uf life, a business which each individu al must carry on for himself. For the (•¡I, boy everything is made as easy as IHMutible. Even pleasure lieeomes to him an old story before lie is out of bls teens. Brought up in the feverish rush of a place where great things are bap- |>eiiiug day by day. be sees the world with a cynic's eyes aud despises the small things which, like Hie bricks iu tl house, go to tbe upbuilding of char acters and careers. He believes in us ing large markers in the game of life; for ¡teilliies and small units of value he Ims little taste ami scant regard. Tlie conditions surrounding tbe coun try Imy are as different as imssllde There is a deal of regular work that every country boy must do. and this regularity of employment, mostly out of doors, inculcates industrious habits, while it contributes to a physical de velopment which in after years Is just us valuable ns any athletic training that cun Is- had. He cannot run as fast perhaps as those trained by a sys- tern, lle may not lie aide to jump so high or so far or excel in any of tlie spirts upon which we bestow so much time mid from which we get so much of pleasure, but his development en ables him to buckle down to the bard work in which hours are consumed mid from which very little or no im mediate pleasure is extracted. His strength may be something like that of the cart horse, but the cart horse is to be preferred where a loug anil FIRE ALARM BOXES. steady pull is required The thorough- bred race horse has a tine (light of The Mimi In York and II«»» II sliced mid canters with delightful Is Operaioi. lightness mid grace along the park Greater New York I h thickly Htudded bridle paths, but the heavy work is the with laiii|i|u>st lire alarm isixes. The I work most In demand, and for that we directions >>ii each box. which Is paint want the draft animals every time. ed red and is surmounted at night by a Enthusiasm is the spur to endeavor, leil light, are: and at the same time It is the savor of “Turn bundle to right until door life. The country boy whose ambi opens; then pull inside inxik once and tion lias taken him to town comes shut tlie disir." Tlie opening of tlie filled with enthusiasms. Even tbe lit box rings a large Iteli in the door, tle tilings are novelties to him. and as which alarm is intended to notify any lie accomplishes this and that be feels one in the neighltorlusid. especially the that lie is doing something m only nearest policeman, that I lie box lias interesting, but valuable. His simple lie n opened. The policeman will then tastes have not been spoiled by a mul make sure that this was not done out tiplicity of gratifications, ami so he is of mischief liy some one w Im wanted to glad of everything good that comes see the engines arrive or. as recently his way. At thirty, if lie leads a clean happened. I.y a raw maidservant who life, lie has more of the boy in him wanted to mail a letter. When tlie in Ilian his city cousin has left at fifteen side lever Is pulled down and let go. it He does what Is before him because it sets in motion a certain clockwork that is ids duty, while the other is apt ticks out tlie numlier of the box three cynically to question the value of do times In succession at headqnarters in ing anything and ask. "What Is tlie Sixty seventh street. Not only that, but it makes a record iqsm a ta[>e, use?” Of tlie men who have achieved great allowing tbe numlier of the Isix and the prominence and higli influence in our exact secund at which the lever was affairs of state tlie couutry boys are at pulled. A clerk wlm sits night and day be least twenty to one over the city lads. Nowadays Indeed our cynical city lads side the headquarters instrument notes look upou men wlm take an active In the numlier and selects from a drawer terest in public affairs as rather low a certain disk which when inserted in fellows and quite beneath their associ the proper apparatus causes tlie alarm ation and notice. But the country boys to lie rung in tlie station Imuses of the are at the top in other lines of endeav district In which that tireliox is situat or. In finance they are pre-eminent, ed. The average time required to se mid the great bank presidents today in lect this disk and send out tlie alarm Is the great cities nearly all learned to ten seconds. There are always two read and to cipher in country schools clerks and sometimes three in this de where birch mid ferule had not suc partment. Not a word is spoken. An cumbed to the civilizing influences of outsider would hardly know tlmt an scientific pedagogy. Our great rail alarm Is going out. In order to preyent ways were in the main built by them, several alarms coming at the same and today the administrators of these time from |H*ople who see the same tire great companies are in great measure and run to different boxes no two from farms mid country villages, from neighboring boxes are on the same cir cuit. Scribner's. I da cm where work began in early in fa ncy ami a sense of duty developed while still the lisp of childhood till Who Told the Fib? gered. The bell rang, and the occupier of Some city boys, however, are of such the apartment atarted to the window sturdy stuff and endowed with such to see who tlie visitor might be. To natural gifts that they succeed by rea liis annoyance he saw a persistent son of their inherent superiority, oth creditor who had evidently called ers succeed abundantly because they again for payment of his long out- have used their opportunities wisely standing 801*01111!. The ini|>ecunious and In real life have pursued the same one instantly called to liis youthful course which enables so many country son aud »aid: boys to win fame and fortune. The “Tommy, go to tbe «lour at once, i tuore honor to them for having sur don't want to see that man. Tell him vived their too great opportunities. I'm not at home.'' But the country boy when be comes to “Oh. ¡»apa. I thought you never told town reaches out for the high places. tibs,” remark«*«] Tommy. Though not all find seats of tlie “I don’t, my ls«y. It s you that’» go mighty, nearly all of tbe exalted sta ing to tell one. Now run off.”—New tions are tilled In the end by men of York Times. country birtli and country rearing, for they usually start out with the sound Filins the Blame. theory that what is worth having is Mr. Snow was seen bolding the week worth striving for. John Gilmer Speed ly paper as far away as be eouid get in Brsndur Magazine. it and working bis head from side to side, with squinted eyes. “Soho! Your sight s begun to fail ye at Inst, ' said tbe visitor bluntly. "Well, 'tain't sur prising at your age.” Mr. Snow glared. "My eyesight s all right!" be roared. "The only trouble Is my pesky arm isn't long enough!”— Youth's Companion. A lady went out in search of two ethers who had gone out for a walk some time before. She met an old man and askt*d him if lie saw two lad it*» ¡»ass this way. “Na. nor I wiana look in’ for them.” She met another and asktsl the same question. “Na. but there mlcbt ’a’ l»een ten pass’t for onything ’at I ken or care.” At last she met a t>oy and asked tlie same question. He repli«*d. “Na. I didna see ony ladies, hut I saw twa • ill* wives.”—Scottish American. Fame. “When I grow tip.” remarked Bobby Toughmuscles. “I am going to be tlie people's choice.” “Pugilist or president?” asked Tom my SharplMiy.—Cincinnati Commercial Tribune. Hl* Roy** F’nture. Every one should occasionally My ‘Whoa!" to himself. Because his friends do not say It does not indicate that he doesn't need it.—Atchison Globe. “Are you educating you son for any IMrticulnr calling?’’ “Yea.” “Wbatr “Well, he made his own selection, and as near as 1 can find out lie is e«lu eating himself to he tbe husband of sn hetreaa«”—Chicago Post i An orange tree in full bearing has been known to produce 15.000 oranges; a lemon tree. 4.000 lemon« Ills Release. Strangers how. M. t'olombies. a merchant of Paris bad Ilia revenge on a former sweet heart. a lady of Rouen, when he left her by will a legacy of gli.ooo for hav ing some twenty years before refused to marry him. "through which." states the will, "I was enabled to live inde pendently and happily as a laiclielur." ' You ought to see tbe lovely letters m.v husband writes." said the bride of a month to one of her girl friends. "Oil. I've seen a few.” reJoi tied tbe dear girl friend "In fact. lie got near ly a trunkful of them in the attic.”— Exchange. Act! In action there fa wisdom and glory and happiness. Action rouses .4*. and hope rouse* action. free- dotti What Mere! He—You might at least have given aie tome warning that you were going to throw me over. She Well, haven’t I been nice to jrou fur un* a weak > It Lrd a < bulrrie LII cmi Hiiiba of Fea«*». lulu BLAKE. (be WITT papers W IIAITIM. . 1 CAMÓ STOCK It seems always to Lave lain witbAti ...Straw add Binder*.' Bum'll... the power of the disCiligUisbed lawy«M F11*»» t m reel ttnd humorist. Hufu* Cboaie/ to lead u choleric client from way» «d anger Tel. Mail IWW. 4; SAS’ FRANCIS<N> iutu the patiis uf pt»a«*e. Jihi lie tore the war a southeii» grntieman was «lining with a friend in one of the bvst hotels of Boatoii. He was of French crtmle extraction, and his name was l»eia«*our. says a writer in Lippincott a Magazine. The waiter was a colored man. ami the M«>uthermr gave his or ders in a very domineering fashlou. Bright'« DiHcaKc and Diabete* hiiding fault freely with wliat was ¡»lit l«ef«»re him und the way in which it Are Positive!) Curable. was served. Finally tlie waiter became ¡n<*«*ns«*d and told Mr. D«*la<*«»ur to g«» Wheu the s*u Frsucisco buslue«u< tusn wer« to a place warm and reumte. The lat luvestitftliDtf t»« Fulluo Cuomuuud* the« ter sprang furiously to iii» feel am! tteard that Dr. C l> Zeile bulb Brighi t w«»uld ha Ke sh«»t th«* offen«l«*r «lead if liNt-.tbr aud DialMles, and was gtveu up as in h«* had not b«*en rot l a i lie«I by bis « urable. and tb< y wsilrd ou biLu anti gui U iuj w iser friend, w lm sui«l: take il Xo» for the arqueL 'this leilcr a a ’ You « an t <lo that m « i ( of thing her«*. written v uiouihs Isler: \«»u will lia \ e 1«» r«*memi»er where you “Wi Purine St., Suu FrstK'iNco Sept 7 IWil • 1»« ur Sirs : 1 have i-uuducird my owu ptiar are.” inu« y u ujv owu properly uu Pacith Si fm for * D<» y«»u sup|M»Hv tInit I am g<»ing to ly **i»«bt years. beuc<* uiy aNquviutra nmubei koine of tbv best old aebuoi pbvsit'lUUN 1 Use put up with »mb insoiem*«* mii «I n«»t ebruti* Bright's Disease aud Diabetes of lou> be revengitl?“ said the eiirage«l man Ntuiding <• bit-h got M) srriuu* that iu <k toi»ei Nt ih-judgnieut of uiy medicul frieuds *»■ ’’< ’« rt a iniy n«»t. But «!«• it by pr«M*ess , I :hat three mouths would see the end IVe ul of law.” looked up u the mere suggestion of a cure a aud viaiuuarv Hui I yielded to thr The h:n«ilot«l was first init*rvi«*w«*d empirical euru"- ;ut"Hh of the parlies, und the ihsislem-y ami th»* waiter «lischarged. That was uf «me of mv fumily. and w.-ut ou the Fuiim ouqstuud loi Bright's Disease as a test. Tht not slirticient t«> witisfy tbe w«>iii»dt*«l < tlral *rek 1 Improved, but «houiflil il a eoiuci fe«*llngs of Mr. D**,,**'<>tir. He ask«*«1 denee Hut evert week thereafter the Hnpr«>ve tuuut ed The time fur the futal eui, wlm was the l»«*«t lawyer In the city puss d coutiu, and I was still «rowing stronger Th I? und whs t«»id it was Rufus Cboate. touiiuued till July, when the lust truce uf bolt albumen and sugar disappeared I suppose | Making his way to his otti< <•. lie sahi: have given the ('oinpouniis t<» a dozen, uu«i liiej “Mr. Cboate. I want to engage you all re orled favorably. However uureasonublt il mty appear the cure bus beeu found in a cas«*. \\ hat w ill y«»ur retaining If those interested cure to cal at my drug store I will be glad to lelt all I know concern fee I m *?" iui< this important matter ¡’la.- discover) u “Al»«»ut B.'s».’’ SI coud only iu importiince to the discovei) Tlie cliei-k was made out ami liamled uf a cure for 'onsumotiou “C arl D. Z bh a * over. ".Now.’’ said th«* lawyer, “what are Medical works agree that Bftght’S Disease the filets of tile case?” aud Dialietes are incurable, but »7 percent, ur« H«.* was told. Sahl Mr. Ch«»ate positively recovering under the Fulton t’oiu thoughtfully: pounds .Common forms of kidney complaint * I know the l’nit«*d Stales law <»n aud rhe« mutism offer l»ut short resistance. the subject well, and 1 kimw th«* law Pt ice fl for the Bright's Disease and |1 50 fot Hie Dfattetic ComixYund John J. Fulton Co. of the commoiiw «*alth «»f Massachu CJ» Montgomery street, San Francisco, sol« Betts, and I can assure you. sir. that c< mp uinders F ree tests nituie for putieuis then* is n<» power on earth strong Descriptive pamphlet mailedJrea. enough to for«*«* you to g<» t«» that place If you don’t want to go Ami if 1 were you I wouldn't." ‘'Weil,” said th«* southerner. a«*«,«,pt ing tlie situation. "I think Ell lake >0111* The mortality among babies during the ad\i«*e." And they parte«! giwwl frieii«is. three teething years is something frightful. The census of h*W shows that about one in every seven succumbs. The cause is apparent. With baby’s POULTRY POINTERS tM>nes hardening, the fontanel (opening in the skull) closing up and its teeth orming. all Supply plenty of gravel to tow Is that the>.e coming at once create a demand for bone material that nearly half the little are being fatten«*d in «'«»ntiiieiiient. systems are deficient in. The result is Chi«'keiis should never I m * allowed to l eevishness, weakness, sweating, fever, dur brain troubles, convulsions. «•<•• . that go on the roosts until ten or Iwtlv«* rhoea, prove terribly tutsl The deaths in I,,M» iiii .L- t weeks ohl. three > ears were t«< say nothing ot the vast number outside the big cities that Lime is a purifier ami should I •• used were not reported, ami this in the LTnlted as a wash «m the c<M»ps. p.*r<*hcs mid States al<»ne. W hen baby begins to sweat, w.»rry or «ry nest boxes. out in sleep don't wait, and the need is Wliat tlie If a hen lays soft slmlled ergs, give neither medicine n«»r narcotics little system is crj ing out for is more bone her plenty <»f gravel, oyster shells mid material. Sweetinans Teething Food sup plies it It has saved the lives of thousands cru»b«*«i Imne. of babies. They begin to improve within Ducks slmuld be allowed as much forty-eight hours Here is what physicians liberty as possible. Th«*y ar«* iu»l par think of it. 2934 Washington St , tial to <*oiitiiiemeiit. San Francisco, June 2. I,s»2. Gentlemen I am pres«-ribing your fo<.d in Fiat eggs, eggs within eggs, double the multitude of buby troubles due to im yolked eggs mid other unnatural for- peded dentition. A larg- percentage of in inati«»ns ar«* du«* to tlie hen« being <»v«*r fantile ills and fatalities ate the result of slow teething Your f«>od supplies what the fat. deficient system depends, and I have had Geese may be fattened on any kind surprising success with It. In scores of «'uses this diet, given with their regular food, has of grain if fe«l all that they w ill eat for not failed to check the infantile distresses [Several of the more serious cases would, 1 a bout ten days before sending them to frel sure, have been fatal without it. It can- market. Corn, peas and barley are net be t«s> quii'klv brought to the attention of the mothers of the country. It is an ab best. solute necessity. Young «hicks of fancy breeding 1». C. M KN DEL. M !». should not l»e permitted to roost on Petaluma, Cal., September 1, 1902. perches until after they are eight Dear Sir*—1 have just tried the teething months old. as it often causes <-rooke«l f«>od in two cases and in both it was a sue « ess One was a very serious case, so criti l»rcast bones. cal that it was brought to me from another Accumulating filth is a prolific source < itv for treatment. Fatal results were feared In three days the baby cease«! worrying and of «llsease. especially gapes. After the c«>inmen«'<'d eating and is now well. Its action poultry yard is cleaned up sprinkle it in this vase was remarkable. I would ad vise you to put it in every drug store in this well with diluted <*arlmlic a« id and a city. Yours, I M. PROCTOK, M D. little <*op|»eras. i tow ytj ANOTHER PIONEER. Save the Baby. ItldinK liistilf to Injury. She hail just handed hint the frosty milt, hut It«* was game !<» the last hur dle. “If you ar«* ever in trouble." h«* said, “do not hesitate to lift up y«»ur voice, and you will fin«i me ‘Johnny on the spot.' ” “I'm in trouble u«»w.” answered the human refrigerator, with a sigh long drawu out. "And. behohl." exclaimed the unstis pectlng youth, “I aut here.” "Yes.” she said, “that’s tlie trouble.” —(’hicago News. \«». N«»t You. “Mamma, what was that fuzzy bun die you took «»ut of papa's vest po«'ket ami threw in the fireplace Just now?” “That was an accumulation «»f (»«»use hokl revip«s y«»ur father cut «»ut of the papers downtown ami put away for my benefit. I have to clean them out of bis ¡ mm ket about once a month.”— < ’hicago 'Tribune. A Faulty Appralaruieut. Mr. Sprigging prides himself on un derstanding tbe value of money." “Aud that's wh«*re Mr. Bprlggius makes a mistake,” said the liberal man. “He expects a duliar to buy two or three limes as much as it has any right to ami is continually being an noyed ami disappointed.”- \Vashingt«»n Star. Sweetman's TVHliini, F<xxi will carry.bxbv naiely and comfortably through the nios-r dan- K< r<'in* period of child life. It render* lane Ing of the gums unnecessary. It 1« the safest plan and a blesain« to the baby to not wait for symptoms but to commence giving it the fourth or fiith month. Then all the teeth will come healthfully, without pain, dis tress or lancing. It is an auxiliary to their legular <liet and r-.i<ily tUkSR Price M eent* «enough for six weeks), sent postpaid <m re ceipt of price. Pacific Coast Agents. Inland Drug Co.. Milla Building. San Francisco < liurch and Workmen. It w«»uld be au exaggeration to say that all working pe«»|»ie feel antago nistic toward tlie church. Their general attitude is rather that uf imlifference. 'The thinking poor are well enough aware that there is nothing unnatural in the situation and that if th«* tables were »«> turned that world advantage shifted to their side It would probably remain unchanged. At t’mes their feel ing, especially toward the clergy, is <-u riously sympathetic. Nay." remarked a labor leatier of vivid mind to the writer “say. I’m awfully sorry for ministers. Most of them an* real good men. They know well enough what Christ meant, and they’d like first rate to preach if they dared. But. Ix»rd, how can they? They’ve got to draw their salaries: they’ve gut famlFes tu sup|M»rt.” All this quite without a touch of irony.—Vida D. Scudder iu Atlantic. A llrllrate CouiplltuettI. To lx- tible to compliment without seetniru; to flatter Is a rare gift, ami probably no race of men I h emlowed Fatal to HI* Candida«*y. "You lune just as iuui-l> right sn<l with that gift more extensively than theoretically just xs gcxxl a chance aa the Erencb. An example of the Frenchman's rare anylMxly else to be president.” says the tact in matters of this sort is m I iowii patriotic citizen to his neighlxtr. "I cannot agree with you." sighs the I ii that sweet little story of a mau neighbor. "YYe have no children, and who hail ventured to compliment a that tact alone wonld lose me the pho white haired <>l<l lady upon her Imaiiti “Ah." said shs. i fear you flatter tographers' vote."—.! inlge. me. You call me pretty ? Why. I am au old woman, my hnir Is white, uml A < orner I. Fsa*- “That old hen Just seems to lie burst see here is a wrinkle ” "A wrinkle?" lie replied. "Never, ing with pride." remarked the farmer's 1 inadame; that Is not a wrinkle. It I m dog. "Pride? Nothing of the sort. It's but a smile that has drifted from its moorings " eggs." replied the Leghorn rmtster. > “She thinks she's a tlnam ier. ami she's Sssplr at Haag. trying to stop laying until there's s Employment Agent—I have a cook rise In price.-'— Exchange that will Just suit you. She I h a young widow and Is very fond of children. A Her l.lne. Mrs. Rlcblelgli Blit We have no cbil The directness of the bee's flight Is dren. proverbial. Tbe shortest distance lie Employment Agent —Oh. that'll be tween any two given points is called a all right, ma'am. She has six of her beeline. Many observers think that tbe own. « Iilcago News. Immense eyes with which the Insect Is furuislied greatly assist, if they do not The Mother's entirely account for, the arrowy “Here." said Mr. Shaggs as lie laid u Straightness of its passage through flic volume on tbe table here is a book air. that I am very desirous Lucy shall A tomb ol lapis lazuli nas t>een <11* read." covered among several others south of "Very well." rvpllMi Mrs. Knaggs; the gr>-at pyramid of Glzeh. There "I'll forbid her to tuMcg IL" futeburg were many surc<»|iliagl and iuscrlptlons CbruMh la-Telerrag« . found likewise