O: At the Court of Rex By FANNIE HEASLIP LEA Copyright. 1st. Uu Fannie Ucashp Isa "I am lost:' said the pretty maiden with a quaintly tragic air. She stood back against the window or a big department store on (.'anal street and scanned the surging crowd before her. It was Mardi Gras day in -New Urleans. and the nretty maiden had bwn in town only tlnVe hours, two of whieh had been spent In a hotel 1 have lost my mother." she said again as if to impress the herself --"and my father" added as an afterthought, purse." fact upon then site "and my In the street the people crowded eaeh other for more room, and there was a constant stream of maskers, gay doui Inoed fellows wltli tinkling bells and snapping whips, and the pretty maiden waicneu uiem from the entrance to the department store, and her ideas quite lost their balance and toppled over Into the mad whirl of carnival. "I'm .clad I'm lost." she said to her self; "they'll know I was separated from them by the crowd and they'll be fear-Jolly worried, but after awhile they'll find me. and meantime I feel as If something were going to happen a wild advent m e perhaps. Oh. I lovo carnival. I'm glad I came. ' A drum throbbed subtly in the dis tance, the crowd surged to the edge of the banquette, then surged back again with easy laughter, for no parade ap peared. Ah. said some one at the pretty maiden s elbow. "I beg your pardon, but I thought I was never going to find you. The crowd Is so thick iue pretty inawen stared. A young man. .clean shaven and eminently pre sentable. was regarding her. hat in hand. "I'm afraid you don't remember me, he suggested, a trine crestfallen. "Isn't this Miss Preston?" The pretty maiden's eves widened To herself she cried. "The adventure! but aloud she said quite coolly: "I'm afraid the advantage Is yours. "I in sorry. ' he answered stiffly "But please don't think me an imperti went stranger. .My cousin wrote me to meet you here, you and your sister. r?he asked me to show von around for the parade. 1--my name is I .chert Kan dirtph." lie finished awkwardly. I he pretty maiden hesitated a bare moment, but the carnival spirit was strung within her. and the trick that in her natural environment would have been impossible unfolded itself like magic in this atmosphere. The moment was a bare one then "Oh." she said, with the friendliest smile imaginable, "you are Bohhv Kan iliAiAi':" "( n course. " he agreed eheerfully. "It's been a great while since we saw fch other, bur still" "So it has," said the pretty maiden cunningly. "Let me see. just how long exactly?" "lust ten years." said Mr. Randolph: "leu yeitrs. three months, seven day two hours and. I think, twentv-seven minutes." "near inc." she murmured breath lessiy. Ami. by the wav. where s vour sis ter? Didn't she comer" ".My sister? said the pretty maiden. quite astonished. "Mv sister? Oh er yes. of course site came. I5ut she had a fearful headache, and she decid e to stav at the hotel, and I hate to miss the pantile, you see." "Of course. Too bad she won't see ff." said Mr. Randolph regretfully. "'lite trip was so long and tiresome, snld the pretty maiden incautiously. "Two hours' long! I like that. Why. It's only fortv-eight miles between here and Pass Christian." "Distance," said the pretty maiden siiiitcntiouslv, "is not a matter of miles with me. at least." she added pru dytitiy. "Well, we can have a jolly time by tfurselves. anyhow." Mr. Randolph as- SWrd her. The pretty maiden hesitated-that is. .sle would have hesitated, but .Air. Ran dolph's cheerful confidence left her no room to do so. They walked on rather slowly, for the crowd was dense, and Mr. Ran dolph's shoulders acted as a buffer more than once. "Weil have time to go and get some I.... .1. l..... 1.,tv..... t !.,..." he calculated cheerfully. "Look out there. will you?" This last to a line of ... It. - t ..t. ! .t. -I. I college boys who were going through the crowd like an animated wedge The nrettv maiden laughed deli riously. "You looked so angry," she explain ed between gasps, then stopped sud denly because a small red devil, with haltered mask. niuxfd a shower of con fetti at her laughing face. There was a blare of trumpets down tle street and the long roll of a drum. A wave of excitement submerged the people. Randolph used shoulders and elbows with a skill that bespoke long experience on the football field, and the nretty maiden found herself Lm rront of the crowd. Mounted policemen paced slowly past her. a band shrilling forth "If Ever I Cease to Love," and then Rex and his cohorts. The pretty maiden dimpled and blush ed from sheer delight at the gorgeous spectacle, and the capering maskers on . i i . I One threw her a great iiJgi.uu uuiau of violets, which she clasped wnn uoui hands like au excited child; another tossed an armlet of brass; a third a box of Freurti sweets, until young Ra:t dolph was hugely proud of Iter. Th n when the last silver tower md s' i Iitering vc :i bad J . d w .1 the street, he swung her int Hie crowd again, her cheek plnl. with excitement and the grat purple inlets nestling in the furs under her pretty cnin. "Now let's have that chocolate." said Mr. Randolph. They found a corner In a pretty lea room, and he dispatched a waiter for their order, while the room filled steadily. "Do you know." he said, "you ve changed somehow?" The pretty maiden came hack with a start to the fact that Mr. Randolph wits not a lifelong friend. iiave 1 :' sue n-kd sa'ely. "Yes." he repeiucd, -o how you've changed. You alwny; were pretty. yo;i know, and I always was your abject slave, but now"-- "I've changed?" asked the pretty maiden mournfully. "You're so so much more so," he ex plained lucidly. "You remember," asked Mr. Ran dolph presently, "how we used to love each other when you were ten and I was fourteen?" "We didn't." she said, with a start. "Oh. nonsense! You cried your eyes out when I left for school. And you said you'd mar..; me when you grew up and when we said goodby you kissed me." "1 did nothing of the sort," cried the pretty maiden, very pink and furious. You've forgotten." said Mr. Ran dolph. "There's no reason why you should be ashamed of it. A childish affection Is the most sincere- and" yon certainly were fond of me," he finished tamely. "I've changed very much," said the pretty maiden, thoughtfully selecting a macaroon from the plate of cakes. "I'm sorry." said Mr. Randolph sim ply, "because you're even nicer than you used to be." "I want to tell you something." she aid. "I'm not Miss Preston I never saw you before. I'm here for the car nival, and I lost my people in the crowd this morning; and then you came and I know it was horrid of me " "Well." said Mr. Randolph stilily. "Well, it was just a lark." she plead ed defiantly, "and won't you please go -now hurry, please." The pretty maiden had seen her mother and father across the room. "If you wish It, of course," said Mr. Randolph with most unreasonable dig nity. "I think you better," she said, and fairly pushed hint away, and In a mo ment she turned to her father and mother with indignation in her eye. 'Well, you lost me." she said with hypocritical auger, "for two whole hours, and I'm nearly starved." The pretty maiden and her parents nincu wiin menus mat nigni. ana me pretty maiden went in to dinner with Mr. Randolph, to her unbounded sur prise. Mr. Randolph looked a similar feeling. Then they both laughed. "The world isn't so large after all," she said. ".My world." said Mr. Randolph, 'comes only just up to my shoulder." A .Malay Water Slide. In Pcrak. a state in the Straits Set tlements, the Malays have one form of amusement which Is probably not to be enjoy ei i anywhere else Hi ttie wiue world. There is a huge granite slope In the ciur.se of a mountain river, down which the water trickles about two Inches deep, the main stream having carved out a bed bv the side of the bowlder. This rock, the face of which has been rendered as smooth as glass by the con ;tant Mow of water during hundreds of vears. the Malays -men. women and children have turned into a toboggan ('limbing to the top of the rock, they it in the shallow water with their feet straight out and a hand on each Hide for Meeting and then slide down tin sixty feet into a pool of water. Hits is a favorite sport on sunny mornings, as many as lilKJ folks being engaged at a time and sliding so quick ly one after another or forming rows of two. four or even eight persons that they tumble Into the pool a confused mass of screaming creatures. There i little danger in the game, and, though some choose to sit on a piece of plan tain, most of the tobogganers are con tent to .-qua l on their haunches. When I.lKhtnlnsr Kill. As a rule." says a meteorological expert, "those killed by lightning main tain an appearand? of life, staying in the attitude which they had when truck. An English minister named Butler witnessed tho following: In the town of Kverdou ten harvesters had nght refuge under a hedge during a storm. Lightning struck anu Killed four, who were left aa If petrified. One was found holding In his fingers the snuff which he was about to take. An- otm.r had u lut!e d,.ml dog oll Ws kuoeg n,i i ....i nm liiunl mi the animal's head. whn,. holding In the other hand some bread with which he had been feeding it. A third was sitting with his eyes open and his head turned toward the storm." Chicago. Tribune. A TrmiNlntor'a Hlundcr. Jacob Koehnie. the "mystic sbocmak- i . i cr, once wrote a pampuici wuicu uu ealicd "Reflections on the Treatise of Isaiah Stiefel." One of Boehme's bl 0,,ral,j,ers had never heard of that the- ' ologian. Rut ho knew enough German to be aware that "Stictei meant boot." und he was further misled by the fact that Boehme was a cobbler as well as a philosopher, so he made a brilliant shot and spoke of the pam phlet In question as Boehme's "Reflec tions on the Boots of Isaiah." In this guise It passed Into several catalogues. A Good Thlnjf to Know. A writer, discussing the lost art of early rising, says, "The proper time to rise is when sleep ends." That's a good thing to learn. Do you know, if we hadn't seen that In a paper we should have gone on believing that the proper time to rise was when you were right In the midst of your soundest ideep. What a blessed thing It is for this blind old world that there are some men In It who know nearly everything! Tue wI(Je ,uun wncn ue contemplates Journcy lt;ls h3 wjfe Imck ftmi then takes her along to repack. If not, he will need a dry goods cuse to hold the overflow when he turns homeward. New York Times. Old KnoDBh to Xotice. Are your papa and mamma at home?" asked the caller. 'So." replied little Marguerite; "one of them may he here, but they never are both at home at the same time." Chicago Record-Herald. Faulty Theory. Ous de S my the Those new boots of yours squeak awfully. Perhaps they're not paid for yet. Johnny That'll nil nonsense. If there Is anything in that, why don't my coat and vest and my trousers and my hat squeak too? AND FASHION jnlt:iiil' Fur AU riRureM. Just now it must be granted that the wash waist holds first place in popular Ity. lit shape the model here shown leaves nothing to be desired for thin girls or fat girls, and Its style has uone of the earmarks of the shop made SllIltT WAIST. which otherwise go.nl in fabric and make yet always ;n-u th tt origiualitj and individuality ot si vie to woman: attire. All figure.- can wear a wais that is full ove - the bust, and to secure this fullness plaits arc lai.l upon the shoulder. The simulated box plait which is finished by a tab across the front, is both unique and pretty in Its construction, it one desires a dressy touch such an effect is given by the use of a silk tie. ns illu-trated. The above is the new shirt waist leg o mutton and ina be finished at the low er edge by -ir.ps. buttons or in any preferred ucin icr. t'ciiieern I UK IliiilioiiM. Picot edged ribbons are coining into use again, and their employment is marked bv mam fanciful conceits. In the narrower widths they are piaitei into somewhat Miff quillings, mid these are made to stand up to edge cuffs, re er. tucks, folds and other trimming devices. Flounces, too. are often edgci with them, and about as olten as not the picot edged ribbon is shirred on a. a foundation to -me of the sheer biota lace, tl.at .itv u-cd so lavishlv to trim the summer frocks. Spread of ftie .Mil lelilnu I'ml. The matching fad has been extended to gloves. The latest glove is lituil at the top with colored kid in all shades This gauntlet is supposed to be turned back over the wrist. Veils match, as a matter of course. It takes a very pret tv woman to look well under a mauve or a green gauze, but veils must match hats. A few white lace veils are seen and many lace edged net and gauze veils. About the only part of the cos tume that does not have to match are the shoes. KIIhiiv SleeveN. The elbow sleeve gains daily in popu larity. but It is not very large in out line, says the Washington Star. Nar row and high stands the cuff, and from the elbow to the wrist it is usual to supply this with a tightly tilting tin dersleeve of lace or of lawn and lace, the latter being the more favored fash ion. For SelioolKiilN. Mohair Is one of the popular ma terials and was selected to develop the accompanying design on account of in good wear and desirability. Dust, rain and wear have small effect on this NEAT SCHOOIi SUIT, fabric, so It is especially suitable for a school suit or one that is expected to give a great amount of service. BIuo In a cadet or navy shade, gray, brown or red are all good colors to select. A circular flounce trims the skirt, and the box Eton Jacket fits trimly over the shoulders, fastening with frogs or buttons, as one prefers. A blouse of Bilk to match would be a pretty addi tion to this costume. The material re quired for medium size Is four and a quarter yards forty-four Inches wide. M ffhtcap and Inaomnln. AH one has to do in order to secure a good night's rest Is to wenr a night- i p. We are assured that the great se cret Is to keep the head warm, and then one may sleep like a top. London Draper. More to the I'olnt. "I want a business suit now," said Slopay. "I was thinking of something In the way of a small plaid." "And I," replied the tailor, "can't help thinking of something In the way Of a small check." Philadelphia Press. WO WASHINGTON LLTIKK SpojUl Correspondence. Ambassador George von L. Meyer Is making a splendid record as l.'tiltei States ambassador at St. Petersburg and has. already justified the confidence entertained, in him by President Roose volt. Mr. Meyer was picked for this particular post because the president believed that he possessed the qualities of quickly sizing up an important situ ation and of successfully dealing with delicate diplomatic matters. Mr. Mever has won a number of laurels during the brief period in which he has represented the govern inent at the Russian capital. lie has kept the Washington authorities thor ouglily and accurately informed of the progress of diplomatic affairs at St Petersburg, and has also dealt fully with the Internal disorders of the em plre. Ills dispatches are clear am concise and have enabled the presl dent .correctly to gauge the feelings of the czar so that no mistake was made in the bold offer of mediation. DiploitiutN to Form u Club. Members of the diplomatic corns, who are debarred by the rules of the Met ropolitan club from indulging in bac carat, poker, roulette, etc., have com pleted plans for the establishment of a clubhouse of their own. Another cause of dissatisfaction is that since the lire, which compelled the club to make temporary quarters elsewhere, the restaurant has been suspended. A fine old mansion In the outskirts of the cltv has been secured, and within a short time the club will be lncorpo rated and organized. It is uuderstooi that it will be of the most exclusive character. Under the rules of the Metropolitan the most rigid scrutiny is given to ap tdicanls. but any attache of a legation or embassy is entitled to admission by virtue of his otlice. Mrs. KooseTeir Virginia Vnrm. During President Roosevelt's recent trip to Virginia he paid his first visit to the Albemarle farm which Mrs Roosevelt purchased from William N Wiltner, the New York banker. The farm comprises a fifteen acre tract of land on which Is a modest little two storv dwelling which Mrs. Roosevelt intends to use as a sort of summer camping ground for herself and tin children of the household. This farm Is situated oue and a half miles east of Keene postolllce, In the southern part of Albemarle count', and six or eight miles north of Scottsvllle. The resldeuce. which has recently been improved to suit the needs and tastes of Mrs. Roosevelt, is deep in the heart of the woods. Its color is ocher. with brown trimmings and green blinds. A broad porch expends across the front, and at the end, where an oak tree grows, the roof of the porch has been neatly built around it. Wants 1'rcxident'M Salary. livery quarter a letter Is received at the treasury department from a man in central New York demanding a check for ids salary as president of tho Fnited States. The amount of the salary is closely figured, being exactly one-fourth of SoO.ifOO. It was a coin cidence that the last letter was receiv ed Just after the warrant for the presl dent's salary had been signed. Chairman Shouts' Denk. One glance at the office of Chairman Shouts of the isthmian canal commis sion is all that Is necessary to show that a railroad man is in charge. There i.- nothing in the way of unnecessary furniture and fixings In that room, but It Is observed that Mr. Shouts sits at a large table upon which are spread the papers and documents of the com mission. Iiehiud is a roll top desk. Xo other otlicial has a similar equipment In the departments nt Washington, but it is the kind of an outfit that a rail road man wants. The common fiat top desk Is the olllcial desk of Washing ton. Kvery man who has any position of prominence has his fiat top desk nearly In the center of the room, but there is no other desk or table for his exclusive use. The fiat top desk In the middle of a room means that tho occupant Is a person of consequence. The roll top belongs to the lesser em ployees. Mr. Shonts does not have the fiat top desk, but the table, and he wheels around In his chair and is at his roll top desk. Ills method is tho difference between the railroad man and the ordlnnr otlicial. War Helton For the 1'renldeiit. Minister (Jtiscom, at Tokyo, has sent a letter to the state department say ing that he has forwarded to the de partment for the president and Secre tary Tafl arms that were picked up on the battlefields of Manchuria. l'hese arms are both Japanese and Russian and include titles, bayonets. swords and cartridge shells. Two Ti tles and bayonets are from Port Ar thur ami were used in the siege and defense of that stronghold. Tlic Capital'; Sliy I. inc. A strong effort has been made here ately to induce the authorities to allow a bank to put up a high building. It failed, as all such efforts do. No julldlng. no matter what its purpose, s permitted to rise higher than the treasury department building. Sky scraper buildings, arc barred by law. Apartment houses, banks, office build ings, all can rise just so high, and then they run up against the law, which says, "Thus far and no farther." The reason? It Is "to protect the skv line." That is the motive of the aw. It may seem a queer thing to towns given over to commercialism and even a laughable thing; but, after all, there Is a sense of relief about getting into a town that protects Its sky line by law. caul sc.rrniriF.T.n Why She Loved Her. Mrs. Cummins So you love your grandmamma, do you, Grade? And why do you lovo her? Grade Be cause she used to punish mamma when mamma was a little girl. I hopo she used to spank mamma ns hard as mamma spanks me. Boston Tran script... More Than Dent. "Are you bent on spending all of your money?" "No; I'm broke." Cleveland Plain Dealer. NEW SHORT STORIES Advice to "Father" Lphum. When the late Dr. Frederic Upham, familiarly known throughout southern New Kng'and as "Father" Uphatn. w.t pastor of the Matthew-son Street Epis copal church in Providence, R. I., he preached one Sunday morning en the eternal punishment of the wicked, and as he was known for a rigid orthodox it is safe to say that the sermon was something strong. As he was about to take a train for Boston the next morning a young man approached him in the station, saying "I was in your church yesterday morn ing. Mr. rpliam. and heard that hell lire sermon of vours. I want to tell von I don't believe a word of it. A Yot'SV. MAN' APPKOACHKD. don't take any stock in the idea that a man will go to hades forever for his sins in a short life here." "So you don't believe in future pun isliincnt for sin?" asked "Father" I'p ham. "Oh. well" replied his critic, "I wouldn't say just that! There may bo punishment for some for a time, but the Great Father will bring all in at last." "Young mail," said "Father" rphatn. "I haven't time to argue with you, as mv train Is about to start, but let me give you just a bit of advice. If you don't expect to stay in hades ino than a fortnight. Just keep out Boston Herald. One of Senator Dcpevv'. Senator Depew of New York is oue of the best story tellers In the world The newspaper men who form the membership of the famous Gridiron club at Washington have as their guest- at banquets all of the greatest and most famous men in the political world, including the presidents of the Pnited States, livery guest, excepting the presidents, Is subjected to all sorts of roastiugs whenever attempting to re.-poiid to toasts. One evening before the fellows could get in any work on him ('haimcey Depew hypnotized them, he began his speech thus: it is a matter of modern historic in terest that all you have to do Is to drop a dinner In the slot and get a speech out of Chauncey Depew." He had the boys shouting with laugh ter from beginning to end of a ten min ute speech, and nobody Interrupted him, for he told one good story after another as fast as any comedian mo nologist that ever lived. Here Is one of them: The senator was stumping the state of New York in the campaign of 1000. having big audiences and kindly recep tions at all points. In one town the Re publican managers had arranged to have a cannon near the stand of tho speaker and to have It fired off every time the people gave vent to applause. Senator Depew was In one of his hap piest veins and kept the people hurrah ing almost all of the time. At last. stopping to take breath, he distinctly heard this inquiry come across the field: "Cap, when Is the old galoot going to quit? I've only got four cartridges left." And Depew said that he finished his speech in four minutes, so that he got the full benefit of all the ammunition In town.- Pittsburg Dispatch. The President' "flood OflleeN." Ropresoirfative Livingston of Geor gia Is telling a good story which illus trates how the seeker sifter govern ment Jobs is sometimes puzzled by diplomatic phraseology. Mr. Living ston has the reputation of being the mo t sitci essfui place finder in con gress, and it Is said that he has more of his constituents stowed away in soft snap positions about Washington than any other three members of the house. "1 have been pestered to death for the past six weeks," said the Georgia representative, "by a hard luck con stituent who wants a Job. I told him that nothing was open to him and that the civil service barred everybody now adays from good otiices. The fellow turned away tinallv. but came back with a hopeful look on Ills face. " i thought you said that all the good otiices were gone.' he said, hold- ng out a newspaper with an account of the president's endeavors to restore peace between Russia and Japan. 'Why, there are so many Jobs laying around that the president is offering some of his good offices to those for eign fellers over fn Russia.' " Brook- yn Kagle. The Flitrht of nird. One Of tll few men to roenrnr otM,t after being blind from tho birth nf r. oilectlon was reported to have Tvondnr. ed at nothing so much as the filght of mo mms. -why do not nconlc mnk-o more fuss about them?" he snld Tnn. don Outlook. KnratirnRemrnt. Do Lave I'm a mum-mum man who nun nun never says dud-dud tik dud- d don't vou know? Mrs. Goode Well, never mind; you certainly try uird enough to do so. Life. SJ t3'-- THE VALUE OF OKRA AN IMPORTANT FOOD PLANT THAT IS MUCH NEGLECTED. It Xntrttlve PropertleM Are Very IfiRh and It I.s Particularly Ilene- llclal In CneM of Chronic Indiges tion Some Simple Hecipcn. Okra is a very important and useful plant, with numerous uses, the most Important being for the table. The green pods without doubt make tho finest soup vegetable supplied by the garden. Cooked whole they also fur nish a palatable side dish. The nu trient properties of okra are very high, and it has the additional advantage of being an exceedingly wh de.-.jine arti cle of food. It is erroneously culled gumbo in many cook books and even hi s.nne encyclopedias. The name of the plant and its fruit is okra. Gumbo is -i general term for various kinds of soup made of it. Okra, in fact, is an excellent food much neglected. A very important consideration from the alimentary point of view is the un usually high percentage of digestible matter. That fact had been establish ed by common experience long before any analysis of the pod had been thought of, for wherever the vegeta ble is in use it is well known that the soup Is highly beneficial to persons with weak stomachs. Often It will be retained when nothing else can be tak en, and it has In many cases restored tone lo digestive organs that seemed hopelessly disordered. It is a partic ularly beneficial food In cases of dys entery and chronic Indigestion. The dried seeds, parched and ground, are said to make an acceptable sub stitute for coffee. A substitute for ar rowroot can he made from the roots. The leaves, green or dry, are used, de cocted, for their demulcent properties. The inner bark, soft and white, con tains a strong fiber resembling flax. The outer bark is also fibrous and, to gether with the woody part of the plant, furnishes excellent paper stock. As okra is easily raised, it can be cul tivated with profit. For table use the pods must be cut while tender, generally when about three Inches long. They grow rapidly and soon become woody. The plant Is very prolific, and it will continue to bear until touched by frost. A small patch will more than meet the require ments of an ordinary family, and the surplus may be preserved for winter use by two convenient methods. The ;iMcr is by drying. Slice the pod, iovvays, into sections a quarter of .in inch thick, spread thin on large dishes or trays and expose to the sun from da v to day until thoroughly dried. Put in jar or close cans and keep free from moisture. The other method of preservation Is by canning, which will be explained later on. The plant is foliations and ornamental enough for the fiower garden. The leaves are large and paltnatisected, and the blos soms, which In form resemble those of the hollyhock, are at first a brilliant gold, with a purple disk. After the first day the gold also takes a purplish hue. Here are some of the best recipes for cooking okra: Okra soup Take a piece of beef or a marrow bone, put on in cold water and boil until cooked Slice one quart of okra pods crossways into thin sections and add. with enough strained ripe tomatoes to give the soup a rich color. Continue to boll until the okra Is thoroughly cooked, which will take about fifteen minutes. A green pepper, from which the seeds have been removed, sliced and added, will improve the flavor. The various .rttti.l.. j.1 1 Si .1-it. 4Sli . . ...... I . .... kii.ln ..lilf-., Vlliuiv.'ll. o.-ll l 1.4ir. .lie- liltll in the same manner. An excellent soup can be made with out meat by boiling the okra, sliced is above, aud adding when cooked a good sized piece of butter. Oilier vege tables, such as carrots, onions aud celery, may also be used, but lovers of okra prefer It straight. Soup made as abov e will keep in a cool place for sev eral days and Improve with age. A savory dish for lunch or dinner is made In the following manner: Butter a pudding dish, put in a layer of cook ed or half cooked rice, a layer of sliced okra, a layer of ripe sliced tomatoes. batter, pepper, salt and a little sugar If the add of the tomatoes be objec tionable; repeat the layers until the dish Is filled; grate breadcrumbs on top. with pieces of butter; pour In as much boiling water as the dish will hold; bake long enough to cook; serve lot. Okra also makes a palatable vegeta ble dish, but in this form it Is not al ways acceptable on first acquaintance. Its substance Is viscous, and for that reason probably does not at once cap tivate Uie taste. Put the pods, whole. nto boiling water, with salt; boll about fifteen minutes or until cooked; -our off the water, place In a hot dish, add pepper and plenty of good butter; serve hot. Cooked in tills way, treated with good vinegar anil served cold, it makes a good salad. ny housewife can do her own can ning of okra. Slice and boll the okra until two-thirds cooked; put in a hot jar, fill full, seal tight and place In a dark closet; if desired, add strained tomatoes and boil until the okra Is thoroughly cooked, but be careful In either case to omit salt; put up in Jars as above. By following this method okra soup may be had throughout tho winter. In the south the taste for okra Is uni versal, possibly an inheritance. Else where It may, like that for the olive. nive to be cultivated. But the taste dot not require much cultivation, and. once acquired, it Is a permanent pos session. New York Herald. A Great Lack of Lore. There Is a pleasant sfry being told Just now of an Irish priest who, tak ing leave of his congregation, gave his reasons for going: "First, you do not love me. for you have contributed noth ing to my support: second, you do not love each other, for I have not cele brated a marriage since I arrived; third, the good God does not love you. for he has not taken one of you to himself; I have not had n single funer al." Loudon Telegraph. Xot That Kind of a Server. Heavy Tragedian Hurry up with my order. I am used to people serv ing me In a hurry. Walter I don't doubt It, but I am no sheriff. HUMOR OF THE HOUR Tie Did. "So you refiiseriie?' our hero ex claimed to the haughty heiress on the veranda of the seaside hotel. "I do." she whispered, trying to In fuse some sadness Into, her tones, ey ing him with a sidelong glance to ob serve the effect of her statement. "Then listen I" He drew himself up to his full height nnd eyed her proudly, while she shrank back into the depths of the chair, aquiver with wonderment. "Then listen!" he said again. "No, do not attempt to compel me to hold my silence. Since you spurn my ad vances, since you trample my young love under your patrician feet, since you smile gayly at my protestations of adoration, listen! Within one hour I shall hurl myself into the bosom of yonder sea." I le was gone. and. though the crush ed heiress engaged the services of life savers and watched the beach, they were unable to prevent his carrying out his threat, for within less than an hour he had leaped Into the bosom of the sea with another heiress whom ho had been playing for second choice. IIIm Chance For Fame. Tommy had tried to climb on the off side of a moving street car, but had dropped off, roiled under the feet of a team of truck horses and had been dragged out of further danger by a po liceman. He was sadly demoralized in appearance, but not much hurt. "What's yer name, kid?" asked the officer. "Thomas Tucker," he answered. "I live at (57S7 Bim avenue, nnd maw's got a good picture of me you can git If you want it." Chicago Tribune. Opportunity. "How do you regard the latest move ment in politics?" "It doesn't cause me any uneabl ness," answered Senator Sorghum. "A political movement Is like n train of cars. If you stand In the middle of the track and try to stop It, It will do damage. But It Is all right for the man who will wait for It to como alongside so that he can get aboard." Washington Star. After IIIm Rejection. Hi Well, I suppose I have made a fool of myself. She That remark greatly embar rasses inc. He- Ini'ed! How so? She Because it would be equally Im polite to agree with you or to contra dict you. o .More KxperliueiitiiiK- Mr. Sliinpurse Are you sure you can be fomented with love In a cottage? Adored One Yes, so long as the love lasts. Mr. Slimpurse (who has been married before) Um! Perhaps we'd better wait until I can afford a regular house. New York Weekly. The Sure "Way. Hicks How did Tompkyns make all his money anyhow? Wicks Out of ginseng. Hicks - Raising it? Wicks -No. Selling roots and seeds to people who believe that there Is a royal road to fortune. Somerville Journal. One Sure Cure. "Yes. Phaker used lo be a small druggist and poor as poverty, but now he's manufacturing ami selling a sure cure." "A sure cure for what?" "Why, a sure cure for his poverty. I guess that's about all." Philadelphia Press. A Difference of Opinion. "Do the Russians still Insist they are not beaten?" said one Japanese officer. "They do." replied the other. "Well, they are about as well in formed on that point as they are on some other matters pertaining to mod ern warfare."- Washington Star. Wanted It Better Looking. Mrs. Fly Does the oil painting look like you? Mrs. Ely Yes. But I'll get even with that artist, ne needs the money more than I need the picture, and I'll Just let him wait awhile for his pay. Detroit Free Press. Heard on All Sldea. Patience I hear the hoop skirt Is coming to the front again. Patrice Why, I hear It's coming In again on all sides. Youkers States man. And That's AH. "Mr. Jingle's writings show a great deal of Imagination, don't you think?" "Yes. They show that he Imagines he can write poetry." Baltimore Newi. A Paper Bonne. "Only thluk," exclaimed Fenderson, of the many uses to which paper Is now put!" "I know," replid Bass. "I was at the theater the other night, and I was told it was all paper, and It was a fine, substantial looking structure too." A Prejudiced Imprennlon. "What I.s your idea of a classic?" "A classic," said Mr. Cumrox, "Is something you have to listen to be cause somebody else said It was good." Washington Star.