How the Elder Lost His Bet By CHARLES C. WADDLE ; CoiiurighU 1901, bu S. S. XcClurc Co. WWTVTVWTVWvTVWWWV "You':" scornfully. "Them fellers is too sharp fcr you. my Inddybuck. Thieves 't can fcol old Simon Unger that a-way ain't goin' to wait fur no Methotly Dimicrat to put salt on their tails." A twinkle of amusement flashed into the sheriff's pray eyes as lie took a quick determination. Then, with ap parent uncoucern. he said: "Oh. well, if that's the way you feel about it there's no use wasthf any more time. Come on, Mabel. If we don't be gcttin'to the nieetin'. we'll be kite." The girl looked up at him in quick surprise. Did he really intend to de sert her father in so grievous a plight? His eyes were answering and question ing her at the same time. Would she trust him? they said. Would she share a risk which promised success, but which might result in failure? With out a word she picked up her hat, and together they started for the door. Old Simon stood fairly aghast at this abandonment. He had never for a mo ment supposed that the sheriff would take his words literally. Yet here he was, deserting him, and not only that, but taking off the old man's daughter with him. "Mabel." roared Unger. "You eome back here. 1 forbid you to go with that scalawag." Dehus was assisting the girl into his buggy. lie felt her falter, "ray no attention to him." he whispered. "It's fur his sake t I'm takin' you along." Turning her head, she smiled trust ingly up at htm and clambered into the vehicle. A second later Dehus had leaped in beside her. A sharp cut of the whip, a shake of the reins and his fleet footed mare was speeding down the roadway, out under the trees which now stood dim and ghostlike in the dusky grove, while fainter and fainter behind them came the storm of ob jurgation and abuse that the old man was pouring out from the doorstep. It Is a good eight miles from Simon Unger's to the grove where the camp meeting was in progress, but as they came in sight of the place, with its flaring kerosene lamps casting vivid shadows among the trees and its rows of Chinese lanterns lending a festival aspect. Dehus snapped open his watch. "Forty minutes," he said nonchalantly. "Not so bad for the old mare with a heavy buggy an' two people." Only once had they stopped, and that was for just a minute at a wayside hostelry known as the Shriver's inn. about half a miles before they reached the grove. Here Dehus had sprung out. hurried up to the desk and after glancing at the register held a brief whispered colloquy with the clerk. Then he came out. resumed his seat in the buggy and without any explana tion had driven on. As they approached the camp meet ing he allowed his foaming horse to drop Into a walk. The scene was plain ly visible to them now the people walking about under the trees in cou ples or in groups, the big platform up at the other end in a blaze of light, where the oxhorters and the choir were in full swing: the rows of audi tors extending back from this, the squeaky notes of a melodeon. the hoarse cries of the refreshment vend ers at the gate, and around all. like the stockade around a laager, was a line of velm-les and horses hitched to the encircling fence. VDon't take off your veil, an' stick close to me." muttered Dehus to Ma bel after he had picketed and blanket ed the mare. Then he led her a long and weary chase about the grounds, but nowhere did he strike pay gravel for his pains. He and Mabel found themselves at last standing on the outskirts of the worshiping assemblage. The exhorter was in the full tide of his eloquence ". :.l ah. my brethren ah." he was vociferating, "I say unto you ah, that you must ah. become as one of these little ones ah" Mabel suddenly clutched Dehus by the sleeve. "Jim," she whispered breathlessly, "there's the man that robbed paw, the one up on the mourn ers' bench with his face in his hands. I know him by his blue suit with the white stripes in it" The sheriff pushed hastily forward through the throng, the girl following close behind him. Just then two peo ple rose from the bench directly back of his quarry, and he could not afford to overlook the opportunity. Barring the rush for the vacant places with his strong right arm, he thrust Mabel Into one of the seats and touk the other himself. When the stir caused by their intru lion had subsided Dehus leaned for ward until his lips were on a love, with the ear of the man in the blm suit. "Mr. Story?" he murmured inquiringly- There was no change in the attitude of the mourner, but the sheriff's glance Intercepted a quick tremor as it ran along the jaw. The little man sitting next to .Story healthily ul in hand tow.ml his hip. Dehus touched him on the arm. "I wouldn't," he said sternly. "I have you both entered from my coat pock et Hands up:" The men were old at their trade, and they recognized that the game was up. but the taller was not without an ele ment of grim humor. Besides, time might help. them. To create a turmoil In that crowded assemblage would be fatal. 'Tray," he muttered to his com panion, "pray for your soul, you mis erable sinner:" At the same time he clasped his hands above his head in an attitude of-supplicati n. Quick to seize the cue, his associate immediately fol lowed suit. The exhorter observed their action. "Glorv. glory:" he shouted. "You are ; coming through, brothers: Tray, pray! ' The grace of the Lord will prevail j even though your sins be as scarlet" The sheriff chuckled with satisfac tion. It was worth while playing a hand with clever rogues like these. Consequently there was something al ueierence In his tone as he repeated his question, "Mr. Story x" The thief still sparred for wind. His expectations oi escape were of the slightest, but nevertheless delay was one of the rules of the game. His face wore an expression of Christian for bearance as he turned toward this questioner who so persistently dis turbed his devotions. "You are mistaken, brother." he whispered sweetly. "My name is Hen derson." "Henderson tonight maybe," rejoined Dehus stoutly, "but Story this after noon down at old Simon Unger's." "Who are you?" whispered the other SUIKUJ. Dehus jerked back his coat and re vealed his baijge. "The sheriff of tlui county." Then in quick, businesslike accents: "Now, if you'll kindly tell me where old man Unger's money is I'll relieve you of the bother of lookin after It." "I haven't got it." Dehus face became ad-i mailt. "You lie. If you wanr. to keep out of tr uble you'll tell mo, an' you'll tell me q'l'.ck." The man studied him a niouent through half closed eyes. "I pass," he said sullenly. "Uight inside coat i ock et." "Mabel." said Dehus in eotnmiserat ing tones, "oxj hands are otherwisi en gaged. Will you give this poor sinner a hymn book an'," he added, "at the same time take that bundle out of his pocket? Don't you move a hair, you dog." he hissed, "or I'll blow the top of your head off:" The girl tremblingly but skillfully complied, and a minute later the trans fer was effected. "Count it" commanded Dehus. still keeping a watchful eye upon the men. The exhorter had passed them by for the present and was talking to a group upon the other side of the st ige. The nuditors. even those direct y in the neighborhood, wore ignorant of the !ii tie interlude enacted before Aw'.r c cs. so Interested were they in ti e proceed ings upon the platform and so quietly had It been carried through Under the cover of her fan Mabel was rustling the bills. Tvie she made the count: then she anuotui el the result in a tense whis'ier. "Se eu thousand dollars." "Good enough." responded Dehus. taking the roll from her an.! pl-u lug it In his bosom. "Xow. genilcvien. when ever you get through pray in", you can go; but." he warned, "see tlnst u are well out of this country before sunup tomorrow morniif." Almost incredulous of their good for tune in getting off so easily, the two scrambled to their feet and rushed tu multuously from the scene. The ex horter gazed after them in stupefied amazement. He had thought himself secure in those two conversions. Fifteen minutes later old Simon ar rived at the grove. He strode up to a group where Dehus and his daughter were gayly jesting and. seizing the girl by the arm, started to drag her away "You come along with me. miss." he said wrathfully. "I'll show you that you can't disobey your parents what raised you in God fearin' fashion an go teariu off to monkey shows with every worthless whelp that comes along!" Dehus hurried after them. "Oh. Mr. Unger." he panted, "don't you think you had better take your money along with you?" lie drew forth the pack age of greenbacks and handed It to the old man. For the second time that night Si mon was dunifounded. He stood there shaking and trembling, unable to real ize this sudden reversal of fortune's wheel. "Why what" he stammered. Dehus laughed. He was proud of his achievement, and he showed it. "When I seen that letter from the thieves." he began exultantly. "I recognized right away that the paper It was wrote on come from Shriver's inn. so I knowed tlwit they had been puttin' up there. It -1 minute Inter the tninxjcr was ejected. stood to reason that they'd left ome traps there behind 'em an' that they'd go baek there fur 'em, but likewise it cinoii to reason Unit they wouldn't star long, tur they must a' knowed they wouldn't trust you not to open that box not fur very long, anyway. "Now, where was the safest place fur 'em to "o"' ''" " w aware that a couple of strangers iracuu au.6 lu the evenin' would be spotted on the road inside of half an hour an' that all the little towns fur thirty miles mound would be on the lookout fur 'em. "Hut here was this camp meetin close at hand, where nobody would li.ink of searchin' fur 'em an' where they could hide in the crowd until after midnight, when they'd have a clear road an' could get away without trou ble. At least I flggured It out that way. an' I brought Mabel along to pick the fellers out, 'cause I seon you was so crazy you wouldn't be as much use as nobody. "As you see, my calculation was all right I only missed it on one point. If it hadn't been fur Mabel, I'd nover 'a thought o' lookin' fur 'em on the mourners' bench. That was Jest one place where they was sharper n I was." Hut where art the rascals?" luuulmi tile out man. "Course you arrested em?" "No, Mr. Unger." confessed Dehus. "I s'pose I done wrong, but I didn't You see I got to thinkln' how if they was arrested it would till come out in the trial an' in the newspapers that you was so graspin' fur money" the old man winced" 't you allowed your self to do tradin' on Sunday, tin 't you justly got took in, an' then 't instid o regardin' it as a jedgment on you fur your sin, an' a thankin the Lord fur the lesson, how you cussed an' raved an' swore an' all them things would not look well, you know. Not fur the senior elder of Mount Sinai church an' the chairman of the Republican com mittee nor, furder 'n that, fur my father-in-law." added Dehus mischie vously. "You see I've got a little fam ily pride, if you hain't" Old Simon glanced up quickly from under his heavy eyebrows. Then a wintry smile broke over his stern old countenance. "Well," he said runiina tivcly, "p'raps it was the wisest thing to let 'em go all things considered. Mebbe this Ml be a lesson to 'em;. let us hope so anyway." "Haw," put in Mabel dutifully, "shall I go home Willi you?" "No," responded the old man. "You can come witli Jim. I 'low he can manage you better n I can." The Telllnle Water. Hanks, the milkman, one morning forgot to water his milk. In the back hallway of his best customer he re meinbered this omission. A huge tub of tine clear water stood on the floor by his side. There was no one to spy on him. and thrice before the maid brought up the jugs Hanks diluted his milk with a large measure tilled from the tub. Then he served the young woman calmly and went on. As he was bellowing down the next area the first customers footman beck oned to him. He returned and was ushered into the presence of the cus tomer himself, a millionaire. "Hanks." said the gentleman. "I pre fer hereafter to water my own milk." "Well, sir," said Hanks, "it's useless to deny the thing, for I suppose you were watching me while" "No." said the millionaire: "no one was watching you. Hut the fact is, Hanks, the children are taking medic inal baths, and the tub in the rear hall way was full of sea water." New Vork Tribune. The Clock Stuttered. A droll sort of fellow is a certain Reading business man whose witti cisms are heightened by his stuttering. He met some old acquaintances from out of town recently, and numerous notations were essential to the renew al of their friendship. As. on reaching home, he stealthily ascended the stairs to his room out of the darkness came 'lis wife's voice: "What time is it?" "It Is j-j-jjust 1 o'clock," he stam mered. Just then an old fashioned clock near by gave four laborious strokes. "Do you hear that?" she asked sharp ly. "It Is now 1 o'clock." "Hut. my d-d-dear." he rejoined pleas- antlv. "you mustn't mind that c-c-clock. It's like me." Philadelphia Ledger. The Hutiij- I)aj-. A well known artist recently received a letter from a chap who has regularly made it a practice to borrow money of him. In this letter the chap who is always In financial dltliculties surpris ed his correspondent by saying: "This time I have decided to reverse the usual order of things, and, Instead of borrowing from von. I Inclose here with $."(. which I am going to ask that you will lay aside for me for a rainy day." Hut the artist couldn't find any re mittance in the letter. He searched for It on the floor, under the table In fact, everywhere he thought he might have dropped It. Then quite accidentally ho turned over the sheet on which the let ter was written and discovered this p istscript : "I've just looked out of the window and And it's raining like the very deuce '"-Collier's. A Story of Sir Holier! nnlt Sir Robert Hall, the noted British ns tronoiner, on one occasion went to a remote town in Ireland to lecture on his favorite topic. Arriving at the .sta tion, he looked for the expected convey ance, but found none. After all the other passengers had disappeared a man stepped up and said, "Maybe you're Sir Robert Ball?" On receiving an aflirmatlve reply the man hastily apologized, saying. "Sure, your honor, I'm sorry I kept you waiting, but I was tould to look for an intellectual glutle inan." Sir Robert thought that under the circumstances it would be better not to Inquire what was the man's idea of Intellectuality. Old Time Hallway Travel. Third class lassenger coaches In England used to be coupled or. next to the engine. The travelers came In for terrible treatment when any accident occurred. At times the engine was driven tender flrst, in which case frozen hands could be warmed at Its smokestack. The passengers were packed, seventy of them, into a truck eighteen feet in length by seven and a half in width. There was no roof and not, as a rule, proper protection at the sides. Marital Per I II age. "I must confess," remarked Mrs. Crabbe. "I don't believe there ever was a really perfect man." "Well," replied Mr. Crabbe, "Adam would have been perfect, I suppose, if Eve had only been made flrst." "How do you moan?" "Well, she would have bossed the job of milking Adam." Philadel phia Press. The Thing to Do. Johnson lie said I was an addle pnt ed Jackass. What do you advise me to do about It? JacksonSee a good vet erinary . Leslie's Week 1 v. Ttvo nicuxed Fnctorn. Beautiful Is the activity which works for good, and beautiful the stillness which waits for good; blessed the self sacrifice of the one. blessed the self for getfulness of the other. Robert Coll yer. The readiest and surest way to got rid of censure Is to correct ourselves. Demosthenes. Stories Told In the Greenroom m m ISS ADA REIIAN, who Is star fJw ring this season In "The j Taming of the Shrew" and "School Fo Scandal," Is a great admirer of the role of Katherlne which she takes In the former play But she says that though It has brought her much satisfaction it has given her b reputation for bad temper, because people nre apt to Identify the actress herself with the part "Often." says Miss Rehan, "I have been amused over seeing the effect that a flrst perform- -. (!li,.nn. In a strange place produced on the employees of the stage. They shun ned me as some thing actually tq be feared. 'During a very long run I have often heard It said that I hated my Petruchlo and that our stage life only reproduced our private Intercourse. ADA KEHA.V. I looked upon this as tho greatest compliment that could be paid me." Quite early in her stage career Miss Rehan played the part of Ophelia to Edwin Booth's Hamlet, and she recalls with delight her flrst experience with tho great tragedian. After a week of silence a characteristic reserve that chilled her to the marrow every mo ment she was upon the stage with him Booth came off the scene on the final night and, walking up to her, said briefly: "Miss Rehan, you have done splendidly, and, In my opinion, you have a great career before j-ou. I shall talk with you soon again." Jefferson Do Angelis, who Is starring In "Fantnna." has a friend noted for his extreme parsimony. Some days ago this friend was horror struck at receiv ing an invitation to bo present at the wedding of a young woman In his cir cle of acquaintances. To him that in vitation was a draft for a present nothing more or less. The young fellow thought over the matter for twenty-four hours, and then he was confronted suddenly with a happy solution of the vexed problem. At a secondhand shop he saw what had been a beauti ful vase, now un happily broken into three pieces. He would have that vase shipped to the bridal couple, and they would natu rally arrive at the conclusion that It JEKKEKSOX PE ANGEI.IS. had been smashed In transit Thus he would receive credit for a thirty dollar Investment when, as a matter of fact, the three pieces were to bo had for-l)0 cents. Mr. De Angelis' friend made his pur chase quickly and left the address to which It was to be sent Three days later he got a letter from the objects of his generosity. The parsimonious one smiled as he held the unopened en velope and fancied the phrases of re gret and gratitude therein. What he found when he tore off the covering was a curt, frigid note. The second hand dealer had wrapped the three pieces separately. Edward Terry, the English actor now playing in New York, is fond of .sports and was formerly noted as an athlete. He once made a bet that he could run from the Strand theater, London, to the Victoria theater in live minutes. His friends thought It an impossible feat. Six in the morning was the hour set for the run. for the streets were then comparatively free from traflie. He set off at a good clip and soon was speeding down the Strand like a streak. Luck was with blm, and it looked for n few moments as though he could not fail to be victorious. Pres ently, however, he reached the toll house on the bridge. EDWAItD TKKKY. where every foot passenger Is required to pay a halfpenny before being allow ed to pass. To his consternation, Terry realized that he had not any kind of money with him, and as he approached the toll keeper on a dead run he shouted, "I'll pay you when I come back!" "No, you won't!" that functionary shouted back, knowing nothing of the race against time and believing that Terry was trying to avoid payment. En treaties, cries of protest and prayers from Terry were in vain. The toll keeper barred the way and demanded the money. Finally, seeing that argument was futile, the angry actor suddenly dodged under the arm of the Cerberus of the bridge, darted nast him. and was asm in on nis way. He tried to make up tne seconds that had been lost at the gate, sou making the bequest. Medical Record. A I,n nd ff Mymtery. The Great American desert, once so called, the wild solitudes of the west ern mountain ranges and the snow wastes of the Yukon have yielded up their Inmost secrets, but the Ever glades. In the southernmost Interior of our southernmost states, are today al most as little known of white men as when the early navigators flrst charted the contour of the Cape of the End of April. Century Magazine. Sort. "Don't yui think the custom of throwing rice at a newly married couple is Idiotic?" asked the fluffy hair ed maid. "Sure." answered the savage old bach elor. "Mush would be a great deal more appropriate." -Chicago News. ticiicnlogy. Small Boy (Just home from school) Mamma, Miss Simpson says I'm de scended from a monkey. Ills Mother r 1 . T . - n ... .....I , a, 4- tint. 1 I ,, tl 11 11 ll IgiailClI.K hUVUU-ij u .11:1 UUOWtimi Not on my side, darling. Harper's jjjjj I MR. MONNETT'S FIGHT. liirmer Attorney General of Ohio Heady For HI Old Enemy. Frank S. Monnettf Ohio has been putting on his armor and furbishing nls weapons preparatory to another contest with his old opponent, the Standard Oil company. When the bat tie against the big oil trust was started In Kansas and taken up by opponents of the Institution In other states those who were active In the conflict recalled the nnticorporatlon record made by Mr. Monnett when he was attorney general of the state of Ohio. On ac count of this record he was engaged by the Kansas Oil Producers' assocla tlou as counsel In the campaign against the Standard. He is in the full vigor of manhood, though It is about eight years since he reached the period of "com parative uselessness," according to the Osier theory of the three ages of man He Avas born In Kenton, O., In 1837 and was an ambitious boy. Though he did not have a rich father to provide him with plenty of money, he determined to obtain a liberal education. He entered the Bucyrus High school, from which he graduated In lS7f, nnd after an In terval, during which he taught school, he was admitted to the Ohio Wesleyan university at Delaware. During vaca tions he worked on farms nnd In other ways earned the money to enable him to prosecute his studies. After gradua tion from the Wesleyan university he went to Washington and studied at the National Law school, graduating in FItANK S. MONNETT. 1SS2. He began practice at Bucyrus and had to borrow the money which he spent for his law books. In time he be came an attorney for railway corpora tions and their representative In legis lative matters. But Mr. Monnett soon saw that the laws of the state were being set at naught by the corporations, nud It be came his ambition to make them ob serve the statutes. In 1S93 he was elected attorney general of Ohio and at once began the prosecution of corpora tions which were alleged to be violat ing the laws. He secured the enact ment of the antitrust law of Ohio. HI conduct of his otlice brought him' Into conflict with the Standard Oil compa ny, and his battle with that corporation made him famous. It is said that he rejected an offer of $400,000, made on condition that he would modify the policy of the attorney general's office In respect to corporations. He was re elected attorney general In 1S97 and accomplished much during his two terms, but his campaign against law breaking corporations did not produce the results expected on account of the unsympathetic attitude of the state legislature on the subject Mr. Mon nett anticipates success In the tight upon which he has now entered. ORIENTAL COURTESY. An Incident In Which MIkh Anna DIcUliiHOii Figured. Miss Anna Dickinson traveled every -here independently and saw human mure in all of its lairs. Writing to a woman friend once, she described a re ception given by wealthy Chinamen In restaurant kept by Chi Lung in ban raneisco. and she was the guest of honor. She said that she saw a serv ant coming toward her. with a box di- Ided Into many compartments, with different kinds of nuts and candies in the smaller trays. She picked out half dozen or more and laid them on the in of the chair, which served as a tu e. As the attendant passed on to others she saw that each took only one bonbon, and she was much embar rassed. But when the servant approached the chief Chiuaman. the one who had orig inated the reception, he took a large handful, and those after him did the same, and then Miss Dickinson felt re lieved. She wrote: "After I learned that I must have shocked all of those educated, cultured Chinamen as much as you or I should have been shocked if we had invited a Chinaman whom we respected to dine ttli us and he had taken a wnoie trieti chicken nnd torn it limb from limb at our table. In such an event would you or I have had the tact ami courtesy to i.:.-i . .....1 4l,i. ha) ve taken ouier ciuckch unu um.i dismembered them?" Charity of Former KirtRn. Henry II. sought peace for his soul fter the murder of Becket by feeding nnd sustaining 10.000 people dally, a proceeding that must have made many man rejoice In the fall of the "proud relate." Oualntest of all, though, was the charity of Henry III., who com manded that "in the great hall at Win sore, at a good Arc, all the poor and needy children that could be found ere to be fed. according to the weight and measure of the king's children," a queer variant of tho more modern sys tem of distributing the Maundy money. Is to be feared that nowadays, says the London Chronicle, the amount of food equivalent to "the weight and measure of the king's children" would not go far In relieving "all the poor and needy children that could be found." Her Mental Exerclne. "Why does your wife belong to so many clubs nnd debating societies?" "Well," answered Mr. Meckton, "I think Henrietta feels the need of men tal exercise. She likes to get awny from home and be among people where she can't have her own way without n argument." Washington Star. CHOICE MISCELLANY Art of Plckllnj? Steel. The pickling of structural steel was probably flrst done In this country in connection with the steel flooring of the Williamsburg bridge in New York city. The specifications for the twelve inch channels on which the paving blocks are carried required them to be cleaned nnd painted with pure linseed oil while still hot from the rolls. When it came time to execute the work these specifications were changed so as to permit the metal to be cleaned In pickling baths, which has long been done to a considerable extent in Eu rope. In the case of the channels foi the Williamsburg bridge the shape: were first boiled In a 10 per cent solu tion of caustic soda to take off grease and were then rinsed in boiling water Afterward thej' were dipped into a boil ing 10 per cent solution of sulphuric acid until all the oxide was removed. After being rinsed in boiling water they were dipped Into a boiling 10 per cent solution of carbonate of soda tc free them from any trace of acid. Fi nally they were rinsed in boiling water, dried over steam pipes and then treat ed by the Sabin process of enameling. Engineering Record. What Mnken the Sky Illnef The sky has long been a puzzle tc physicists. There are two mysteries tc explain about it its reflection of light and its color. The old view was that the blue of the sky was due simply tc atmospheric oxygen. Oxygen has a faint blue tint, and the idea was that several miles of the gas, even when di luted as It is in the air, would have a bright blue color. But this did not ac count for the Intense illumination ol the sky. and of recent years Tyndall's "dust theory" or some modification ol It hits been generally accepted. Recent calculations by Professor Spring ol Liege, Belgium, however. Indicate that the dust in the air Is not sufficient in amount nor finely enough divided tc support this explanation, and he re jects It for tills and other reasons. He has gone back to the old oxygen the ory and accounts for the general illu mination of the sky on the hypothesis flrst advanced by Hagenbach, that in ternilnglcd layers of different density in the atmosphere give it the power ol reflecting light Success Magazine. The CoMtlleMt Hook. In one of the London salesrooms the other day a book was sold for $1!0.000. It wsis a Latin psalter of l l.VJ, and the price was the second highest ever given in auction for a printed book. The rec ord price for st book printed with mov able types is ?2I.7.")0. given in the same rooms Dec. 0. l.HS-1, at the Sir John Hay ford Thorold sale for another and slightly tlner copy of the same work, the second book printed with a date at the world's first printing press. The last mentioned copy remained in the possession of its purchaser, the late Bernard Quarltch. for a long period and was Anally sold after his death to J. Plerpont Morgan. Twelve copies, perfect and imperfect, are now known of the psalter of Moti. of which an edi tion of twenty copies was printed by Faust and Schoeffer at the expense ol the Carthusian monastery of St. James near Meutz. Lurtrent Store. The honor of possessing the greatest store in the world belongs to Russia. It is situated in Moscow, covers twen ty acres and embraces a thousand dif ferent establishments, each of which has Its own proprietor. The place Is. in fact, a sort of bazaar, consisting not only of shops on the ground floor, but also on three floors above it. The merchandise offered for sale ia described as of fabulous value. It amounts, In fact, to millions of dollars. The prices of the wares are not mnrk- ed. The Russians are much given to bargaining for nnd cheapening the goods they buy, and in buying at the bazaar most of them "negotiate" with the tradesman much in the oriental fashion. The Kler'n tv Uniform. The Berliner Tageblatt in comment ing on the fact that the German em peror has been made field marshal gen eral of the Spanish army adds an In teresting item to the kaiser's military wardrobe, which already contains 150 uniforms. It remarks solemnly: "The uniform of a Spanish general is 'zlemllch elnfnch (rather simple). It consists of a dark blue cloth coat with gold embroidered collar and cuffs, red trousers with wide blue stripes. On gala occasions dark trousers are worn. Tho sash Is magenta and gold. For ordinary service a small gold braided cap is worn, on other occasions a gold embossed helmet with white plumes." "Come spend the night In my apart ment." said a friend to Frank Daniels one night when both had been detained n the city late. "We can put you up all night and give you a little flat breakfast In the morning." "A little flat brenkfast." replied Mr. Daniels. "What's that a grlddlecake?" Chivalry at a Dlnconnt. He There was a run on the bank. was there? You were fortunate to get yonr money out. She Yes; but I never saw such discourtesy. There asn't n man offered me his place on the line. New York Times. VilllnK to Exchange. Aunt Ilettv The doctor's goln to take your temperature. Uncle Josh Well, I hope he'll leave me a more healthy one In Its place. The Mortality I Ant. Manager (of great exposition) What alarms me Is our mortality list. Assist ant Mortality list? Why. it's next to "tilling at "H! "I know better than that. More than one-third of the people that come through the turnstiles nre deadheads." Truth Didn't Save Him. Father Did you break this vase? Johnny Yes, father; I cannot He. Fa therNo, and you won't be able to sit either when I've done with you. Go and fetch the strap New Yorker. Avoid popularity; it has many snare3 and no real benefit Penn. The small courtesies sweeten life; the greater ennoble It. Uovee. THE BELTED PLAID. tffhJx Wan the Original IJrenn of tke Scottish Highlander. The original dress of the hlghlander was the belted plaid. This was a piece of tartan cloth, two yards broad ami four long, which was drawn around the waist in nicely adjusted folds and tightly buckled with a belt The lower part came down to the knees in much the same manner as the modern kilt, while the upper part was drawn up and adjusted to the left shoulder, so that the right arm might be perfectly free. This upper part was the plaid, which was used as a covering for the shoulders and body in wet weather, ami when the use of both arms was required it was fastened across the breast witli a brooch, often curiously enriched. A brooch was aho used to fasten the plaid on the left shoulder. To attire himself in the belt ed plaid required on the part of the highbinder no small amount of dexteri ty. The usual way was to lay it on the floor anil after carefully arranging the folds to lie down upon It and then buckle it on. The lower end was fas tened at the right hip. The utility of such a dress in the highlands Is ob vious, for the plaid rendered the man indifferent to storms and prepared to pass a night in the open air in the most inclement weather, while the loose undergarment enabled him to wade rivers or ascend mountains with equal ease. It was thus peculiarly adapted to the warrior, the hunter and the shepherd.-r-London Mail. PRAIRIE DOGS. Choked Up a IUver While Traveling From Oklahoma to Tcxbn. "The prairie dog migration from Oklahoma to southwestern Texas dur ing July, 1S74. eclipsed anything of that sort witnessed by white men in this country." said a veteran who saw- It "Millions of the frisky little bark ers must have been in quest of new pastures or perhaps feared the ap proaching legions of home seekers would surelv exterminate the dogs and plow up the dog towns. The prairie dog migration from the north to the southwest lasted six days during th month of July. 1S71. The traveling dogs wnile crossing the Red river in terfered to a great extent witli the cattle that came to that stream to quench their thirst Some cowboys that were on the banks of Red river during the time when the prairie dogs swam across sny that the stream was chock full of the little rascals for many miles up and down the river. The thirsty cattle were either unable or unwilling to stick their mouths into the water through the moving mass of living prairie dogs. The cowboys were getting ready to drive the famishing stock to a distant stream, but the Red river became clear of the repelling swimmers after blocking the useful drinking place for about a week. It was generally supposed that the dogs halted when they had reached the staked plains of Texas." Kansas City Times. The Tin In England. The date of the first manufacture of pins In England is shrouded in uncer tainty, but It Is authentically recorded that as early as 14G4. when money was "tight," extensive cloth workers com pelled their laborers to accept In pay ment for their work "pins, girdles and other unprofitable wares Instead of money." The march of improvement had begun and kept on steadily until toward the middle of the sixteenth century pins began to win appreciation so high that statutes were enacted pro tecting their manufacture, and rigid laws were passed prohibiting the im portation of numerous minor articles, including pins, gloves, knives, tailors' shears, scissors and irons. Up to this period female dress was fastened with ribbons, laces, clasps, hooks and eyes and skewers of brass, silver and gold. The latter were. In fact, pins without heads. London Globe. Wild Flower of Alatka. Up in "green Alaska." as John Bur roughs found it. the predominating col or of the wild flowers is blue. The wild geranium Is blue and tinges the slopes as daisies ami buttercups do with us. He speaks of "patches of a most ex quisite forgetmeuot of pure, delicate blue with yellow center that grew to the height of about a foot A handful of it looked like something Just caught out of the sky above." In another par agraph he speaks of the forgetmenot growing round nn Eskimo encampment at Plover bay. within sight of the Sibe rian coast that was scarcely an inch lUgh. of deep ultramarine blue, "the deepest, most intense blue I ever saw In a wihl flower." Fih Out of Water. Many people think tjfiat ti.-h when taken out of water die -because air has a fatal effect on them. The real rea son, however. Is that their delicate gill filaments or membranes become dry nnd stick together, so that no air can can pass between them. Thus they los the power to Imbibe necessary oxygen, and the circulation of their blood stops. The painful gasping of a fish out of wa ter is nature's effort to free the pas s?ige through the filaments. The Hornemhoe Legend. Here Is an explanation of the old horseshoe superstition: St. Duustan was a skilled farrier. One day while at work In his forge the devil entered ;n disguise ami requested Dunstan to shoe his "single hoof." The saint, al though he recognized his malign cus- turner, acceded, but caused him so much pain during the operation that Satan begged him to desist. This St. Dunstan did, but only after he had made the evil one promise that neither he nor any of the lesser evil spirits, his servants, " would ever molest the In mates of a house where tho horseshoe was displayed. TUll and Doarda. Bill had a Wllboard. Bill also had a board bill. The board bill bored Bill so that Bill sold the billboard to pay his board bill. So after Bill sold his bill board to pay his board bill the board bill no longer bored Bill. Yale Ex positor. The eyeball Is white because the blood vessels that feed its substance are so small that they do not admit the red corpuscles.