BANDON RECORDER. MADNESS IN PLANTS. Vncti Mexican Weed That When Will Drive Men Crny. Marihuana is a weed used by people of the lower class and sometimes by soldiers, but thoc who make larger use of it are prisoners sentenced to long terms. The use of the weed and its sale, especially In barracks and prisons, are very severely punished, yet it has many adepts, and Indian women cultivate it because they sell it at rath er high prices. The dry leaves of marihuana, alone or mixed with tobacco, make the smok er wilder than a wild beast. It is said that Immediately after the Hrst three or four drafts of smoke smokers begin to feel a slight headache; then they see everything moving, and Anally they lose all control of their mental facul ties. Eerythlng. the smokers say, takes the shape of a monster, and men look like devils. They begin to tight, and of course everything smashed is a monster "killed." But there are im aginary beings whom the wild man cannot kill, and these inspire fear until the man Is panic stricken and runs. Not long ago a man who had Smoked a marihuana cigarette attacked and killed a policeman and badly wounded three others. Six policemen were need ed to disarm him and march him to the police station, where he had to be put Into a straltjaeket. Such occurrences are frequent. There are other plants equally dan gerous, among them the tolvache, a kind of loco weed. The seeds of this plant boiled and drunk as tea will make a person insane. Among some classes of Mexico it Is stated that Oar lotta, the empress of Mexico, lost her mind because she was given tolvache in a refreshment. There Is in the state of Michoacan another plant the elTects of which upon the human organism are very curious. The plant grows wildly In some parts of Michoacan, and natives have ob served that whenever they traverse a field where there were many of such plants they lose all notion of places. For this reason when a person reaches a place where there are man of these plants he forgets where he is going, where the place Is and even where he Is and what he is doing there. It takes from three to four hours for a person affected by the smell of the plant to re cover the full control of his mental fac ulties. Another very curious plant H the one called de las carreras in some places where it prows. When a per m drinks a brew of the leaves or seeds of the plant he feels an Impulse to run and will run until he drops dead or exhaust ed. Mexican Herald. I IMIN Trout season and the very mention of this ever pleasant, theme brings a sparkle of pleasure to the eyes of the anglers, and their faces are wreathed in smiles at the prospect of lauding" the speckled beauties, on the banks of some of the teeming trout streams along the line of the California Northwestern Kail way. Thanks to Mr. A. W. Foster, president of the road, and the rest of this progressive company, and the California Northwestern lish hatchery established by them at Fkiah with the spawning station at Willi!-, there will be no lack of sport, for for years past they have replenished the streams every season with millions of little trout tlia.t were kept at the hatchery until they were able to take care of themselves, then liberated by the thou sands at a time. The best part of one of these jaunts or li'diing excursions into this part of the county is that the angler never conies back empty handed. He has not only dined himself upon the gamy little fellows, but friends who congregation, were good evidences of do not know what it is to get a whin" the old sa nig poor as church mice!' of the invigorating mountain air, ami To sum it all up I found 1 couldn't feast their eyes on the loveliness of this "llbrd to attend church in the city. I part of the world bountiful with it don't doubt but there are churches amounted to nothing, and finally we were compelled to move out and seek other quarters. We attended church where the owner of the home we had lived in preached. The people in gen eral spoke of his eloquence, and they did not exaggerate he was a silver tongued orator and delivered many truths in a forcible ami sincere way that would have appealed to nie, had I not lived in his house. The lirst ser mon 1 heard him deliver was a begging sermon, ami he was the best beggar L ever heard; he could talk the money right out the congregation's pockets. I was on a small salary and had a large family to support. I could give little. On the way out of the church after the sermon, the ending of which ellectcd nie like a dose of bit tors after a good dinner; 1 was informed that I could secure my pew by applying to a certain party. We were strangers and not a single person gave a kindly greeting. Then I began to figure it all Up, the renting of the pew, the regular Sunday donations, the children's contribution to the Sunday-school, the paying of even a small amount to the things mentioned in the begging part of the service. The pastor was wealthy, own ing houses and lauds galore, and strictly speaking, 1 with others of the! WOMAN ANDFASHION MA,ESTIC SCENERY. BrenkfiiNt Jacket. Becoming breakfast jackets tire al ways in demand by women of taste and judgment. This one includes a big cape collar that gives breadth of shoul der and grace of hue. The sleeves al low a choice between the llowing style and those gathered into cutis, as shown in the back view, in tins case of the model the material is blue ehallie, the trimming string colored laer, but countless others are equally appropri ated grandeur, and mountain and valley, canyons and mossy banks spangled with Mowers ami ferns, are sure to be remembered with that most acceptable of gifts--a box or b:isket lined with sweet-smelling ferns and containing a mess of speckled trout ; a dainty trophy of the success and skill of the angler. Many sniglers are turn ing their eyes toward t his mecca of the trout fishers, for they know by past experience what to expect, and they don't have to go an all day's journey to get there. Anglers are born exagger- ators and we can be prepared to hear marvelous tales. The lenirth and breadth of some of tin? little trout will be truly marvelous, and the veracity of the angler will never be questioned, although a great deal of allowance will be made by the friends, who know that they are perfectly reliable on every other subject, and their word is as good as their bond. here where we would be welcome ami not made to feel our poverty.' When the question is asked, 'Why San Fran cisco people are not more of a church- going people,' 1 know that many of them are afraid of the begging sermons and the demand that is made on the man with a small salarv." BRIEF REVIEW. JURIOUS ROCK FORMATIONS ON THE COLUMBIA RIVER. The IMllur.s of Hereule, Two IMctur etie IlxiNitltlc CnlumnH, nine From Hit? Oregon Side of the Stream. TowitIijk Mountain Peak. The person who gave the name Pil lars of Hercules to two picturesque basaltic columns rising from the edge of the Columbia river, in the Cascade range, on the Oregon side of the river, chose a name that was peculiarly ap propriate. One of the interesting nuts which the geologists In this country have had to crack has been when and how the majestic Columbia burst through the basaltic Cascade range and found its way to the foaming margin of the Northern Pacific ocean. Who knows if the mighty Hercules who, according to the ancient (."reeks, when returning from the western kingdom of Geryon tore asunder the European and African continents In order that tlie waters of the Atlantic and the Mediterranean might mingle did not go beyond Erythia, Geryon's island kingdom, and perform a like service for the Columbia river? It certainly would have been a feat worthy of his prowess. The Columbia river, after pursuing its placid way across the arid wastes of land on the eastern side of the Cascade range for nearly 200 miles, approaches the stately row of moun tain peaks and pushes through between the towering peaks, Mounts Hood and Adams. After descending in a boiling cascade, from which it is said that the range of peaks derives Its name, the EAR OF DIONYSIUS. FROM A WIFE'S DIARY. A word to the wise is resented. Many are called, but few get up. "Where there's a will there's a law suit. Fools rush In and win where angels fear to tread. Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate. I.ove Is romantic. Matrimony Is de cidedly a uatter of fact. When we hear of other people's trou bles it reconciles us to our own. We never know how good we going to be until the opportunity passed. If you bestow a favor forget it. If you receive one It is wise to member. Happiness is the greatest of tonics, the best of cosmetics and the envy of dyspeptics. Detroit Tribune. are has but re- Advice About Esrs. A writer in the Delineator gives some sensible advice about eggs. There is a general Impression that eggs, acknowl edged to be a complete food, may be safely eaten on all occasions. On the contrary, as the writer alluded to points out. Invalids and young children should nei'er be given eggs unless they are very fresh. Persons suffering from biliousness, gastritis and several other troubles tind dilliculty in digesting even fresh eggs. Some physicians declare that the slightest tendency toward rheumatism makes eggs undesirable. The white of eggs whipped to a frotli with a little water is a good thine to give fever patients, as a rule, but the physician should be consulted before even this Is given to a sick person. Elevated River. The most elevated river in the world Is tha Desaguadero. In Bolivia. It is of a considerable depth, and its whole length, from the village Desaguadero, at the south extremity of Titicaca, to the north end of the lake Aullagas, is about ISO miles. The average eleva tion of the valley or tableland of I esa guadero above the level of the sea is about 13,000 feet. The river whose source lies, highest Is the Indus, which rises on the north of the Kailas Parbat mountain, In Tibet, 22,000 feet above sea level. Trout season brings to mind a real true lish story. Three old-time friends packed their lunch baskets, and when the work was finished, they could have well been the envy of every epicurean, no matter how fastidious they might be. Then they sallied forth with silken lines, artificial Hies and cans of real true bait, lish worms and the like. All loved the sjHirt and trudged miles be side the stream wending its way like a silver ribbon between the mossy bank?.. One of the trio carried a novel and he fell by the wayside no, I mean the stream-side, and was soon lost in a love tangle of a people in another part of the country, to all aDnenninc. He " I A - was playing possum however, for every now and then he would deftly transfer a trout from his friend's basket to his almost empty one, until he had quite a respectable mess to carry home as evi dence that he had been fishing and wa really successful. L nkind friends had remarked on previous occasions that he v:is too lazy to lish when he, poor fellow, was only tired. All were in high glee when it approached the time for starting home, and no one was in better spirits than the man with the novel, who chuckled with glee over the surprise he had for his friends. They finished the last of their lunch ; then the angler who Snid walked and tlshed sill day, proposed that they open their baskets and count their fish. "Done," said the novel reader :is he dumped his basket of trout out on the grass and began to count, ' What are you doing?" he asked excitedly of his friend the persevering fisherman, as he watched him appropriate one trout after another from the pile. " Simply gathering up my own lish," said the man cooly. "They are mine, every one of them," said the novel reader. "Oh, no; they are not," replied the other culmly. "See that notch in the tail. I brought my scissors along and cut a notch in the tail of every lish I caught." When the wise man got through counting the tired man had an even half dozen little speckled trout in his basket, and remarked that he had had the meanest kind of a trick played upon him. IT la Sad I.on. "Darn the luck: I lost a peach of an umbrella today." "Yes, people don't seem to have any conscience about swiping umbrellas. How did you lose it?" "Well, It was standing against the wall in the restaurant. I kept my eye on It" "You bet you have to! Well?" "And Just as I was getting up the fellow that owned it came along and took it!" Cleveland Leader. Chicken. "Does he think there Is any money In raising chickens?" "Yes; he says for every grain they give a peck." Yale Record. "GnirlUh an She In Spoke." Dumley Do you take your breakfast downtown? Quibble Yes, but I eat It at home. Boston Transcript. "Force of the Fntare. Cut off the future, and man Is the most timid of creatures. The demons and dragons are too terrible for him to face and attack. But spread before him the illimitable future, and he will dare all things, certain of victory at last. Any night, however filled with weeping, can be endured by one who knows that Joy Is coming in the morning. " You asked nie whether 1113 children attend Sunday-school and church," said a gentleman the other day, "and I truthfully say 'no, they haven't for many a day.' There was a time in our lives when every one of us went, from the oldest to the youngest, but that was when we lived in one of the little nland towns. You knew everybody and you felt at home in the little house of worship. Everybody sung the good old-f:Lshioned hymns led by our volun teer choir, and we sang with a will, and as though we meant evey word we uttered. When the sermon was ended, our pastor came down and stood at the door ami welcomed thostranger within our gates, extending a cordial hand greeting with cheery words to both old ami young. When we moved to this big city, we thought, now we can listen to eloquent discourses and enjoy the singing of anthems by cultivated voices. As luck would have it, the house I rented was owned by the pastor of the church whore we proposed to attend divine services ( 5 rent promises were made by the agent in regard to putting the house into perfect repair. The rear of it was in a most unsanitary condition and so filthy in appearance that it would have lxjen at once con demned had a health olllcer visited it. Promises by the real estate agents Togo's Nerves Steadied. Admiral Togo, commander in chief of the Japanese navy, whose prowess as a fighting man has won world-wide praise of late, comes from an old school of Nippon warriors. I lis naval educa tion is of the best, and he has been trained in every way to be a fearless, calm and tireless lighter. In his youth he and his fellow students at the Japa nese naval acadeniv were accustomed to at tend an annual banquet. They sat at a circular table around a slowly re volving cannon loaded with a ball ami trained to the level of their heads. The trigger w:is so arranged that it could be touched from a hidden source outside of the banquet hall. That at some time during the banquet the cannon would be tired every one at the table knew ; but just when, or in what di rection it would be pointing was a mys tery. Of course, there was a possibility that the ball might crash harmlessly between the heads of two banqueters, but it was equally probable that it might carry oil the head of some stu dent, let no one llincliel. 1 liese chances were equal to all. The pictur esque object of destruction revolving during tlie jovial hours of the banquet, pointing from student to student, and ready at a given moment to blow any one of them to pieces, was considered in .Japan admirable training to steady the nerve.- t.f a lighting man. Talking Makes Wrecks, (hie of the chief iva-oiis lor the fre quent nervous breakdowns amoiii; women is that they talk too much. If you will look about you will see the truth of this, as the women who chatter and gossip most, among your own ac quaintances, are tho.-e who most fre pKiitly have attack.-of nerves, necessi ating doctors or drugs. Ellen 'ferry the act res-!, once sought a physician for advho, which was to pass three hours daily swinging in a hammock beneath the trees. She hired a house in the suburbs, swung a hammock as ordered, and recovered. Tnen she learned that the prescription was sim ply a ruse of the physician to keep her from talking. M me. Calve talked too much, and her physician insisted that oe lie ail day in a l oom u illi Hie sliaOt . rawn, arising only logo to the opera die speedily recovered, because slit Had absolutely abstained from talking. New York physicians quite generally give this tongue-rest cure for norvou troubles among women. --Detroit Free Press. Nitrogen Accessary For Life. Thcatmosphere is compose) of a mix ture of oxygen and nitrogen, the former substance being essential to life. 1 1 has been a matter of scientific speculation, however, what part is played b the mitogen, and whether it could be sllp mImhi.mI I iv bvilroireii. Professor M..I'- cacci of Palermo, Italy, has recently shown that in an atmosphere artificially constructed with an equal amount of hydrogen substituted for the nitrogen, life cannot be supported for any length of time. Professor Mai'cacci tried to keep animals in such an atmosphere, but he found that, they soon died, the same ellccts being noticed as would re sult from cold. This is explained by the fact that hydrogen possesses greater conductivity for heat than nitrogen. CH A I.LI I AND LACE. ate, and the model will be found an excellent one for washable materials. The jacket is made with loose fronts ami tucked backs and is shaped by means of shoulder and under arm seams. The sleeves are in one piece each, either left plain or gathered into straight cuffs, and the cape collar is arranged over the whole. The i,uan tity of material required for tlie me dium size is ."1 yards J7 inches wide. 3 yards 'M inches wide or l!:"t yards 44 inches wide. v. itli . yards of lace and yards of insertion to trim. I'lir Home Drcxsnuiker. In home dressmaking the long seams are often ditlieult to get quite straight. As an aid in seaming pieces for the skirts of dresses, cloaks, etc., adopt the following plan: Place one piece of the material on a smooth deal table and the other above it. Smooth lightly Into place, and at one end of the seam pin a tape measure to the stuff and through into the wood. Draw this down m the other end of the seam and a cam knock .in the pin. Then with lone thread lack by the edge of the tape measure, and in seaming use these stitches as guiding lines. ItlbhoiiN For Sniiiiucr Hutu. Ribbons enter into the trimming of most of the spring models, as they have done this winter, only they are treated in a somewhat different way. The heavy quillings and shirred rueh Ings have gone out of fashion with the high crowns and Instead are ribbons twisted carefully round and tied in a simple bow on one side or else made up Into little tied knots. Therefore me dium and rather narrow widths are most In demand. The Now 1 In ud llnur. Leather hand hairs with two square pockets buttoned down by Maps on the outside are rather novel. Tor 11 Little Hoy. This model is an ideal one for the little boy. being easily laundered and well adapted to many materials. The simple, graceful lines gie a jaunty air to the little wearer. The waist ami 9 Columbia, or, as it has often been call ed, the Oregon, rolls between ever widening banks to the white bulwark erected by the turbulent sea across Its mouth. One with a good strong arm could throw a stone across the river at tlie point where it enters the portals of the mountains. Literally the river lias turned itself on edge in order to squeeze through. Some distance be low this point the river pours over a succession of rugged ledges; then It smilingly passes on its way to the sen. The scenery in this cut through the mountains Is thought by some to rival in sublimity that to be found any where in the world. Pinnacles of vol canic rock tower toward the heavens. On them have lodged seeds carried thither by the wind or birds. From these seeds trees have germinated. These cling to the rocks with a remark able tenacity, and some of them, one would thin';, have a precarious living. On the very summit of one of thC3e Pillars of Hercules a single repre sentative of the evergreen trees which abound on the western slope of the Cascades elevates Its foliage with all the impudent audacity and farcical diminutivenos; of a clown's stovepipe hat. There It stands as securely fas tened and Its foliage as raklslily in clined as the hat on the clown's brow What depth of soil it has In which to plant its roots doubtless not many know, for itie ascent of the column has probably been accomplished by few. It is said thac in the early days of com merce on the Columbia, when sailing ships plowed their way up the stream into the heart of the country, the yard arms wouli- often become entangled in the branches of the trees which over hung the water. To the sailors after their long sojourn at sea it was like entering naradlse. Beautiful water falls add to the charm of the scene. They come pouring as If from the sky over precipices SOU feet high and. hid den In mist, plunge into the serene bosom of the great river. There are a number of other striking formations of basaltic columns besides the Pillars of Hercules. There are bat tlemented castles, rounded domes and u thousand rocks of other fantastic diaper. One group of pinnacles, down which numerous small streams descend. Is called I'upc Horn. Dominating the scene everywhere through this region are the two extinct volcanoes, snow capped warders of the pass. Mount Ad urns on the north and Mount Hood on the south. The Indians have a legend as to the origin of tho obstructions to navigation which form the cascades. They say that the two earth giants, the mountains iealous ot each others power, once piarreled furiously. They belched forth tire and smoke and hurled great si ones .it each other. Some of these stones passed across the river, while many others fell Into the stream. In the tlery conlllet a roof of rock which spanned the river was broken into fragments. The lodging of all these fragments and stones In the stream created the cas cades. The whlto man has several theories. One Is that the ledge of solid rock over which tho current sweeps was deposit ed by a great rocksllde down the sides of the gorge. These mountain sides are wildernesses of broken crags extending to the summits, ''.000 feet high. The ledge Is crowned with large bowlders so great that the massy body of water cannot move them. New York Tribune. .ie of the I'aoionn WhlMperlnsr Placea of the World. Among the notable whispering places f the world is tho "Ear of Dlony Hus" of ancient Syracuse. It is In the shape of a parabolic curve, ending In an elliptical arch, with sides par allel to its axis, perfectly smooth and covered with a slight stalactltlc incrus tation that renders its repercussions amazingly sonorous. It is 0-1 feet high, from 17 to 35 in breadth and 187 deep. It has an awful and gloomy appear ance, which, with Its singular shape, perhaps gave rise to the popular and amusing paradox that DIonysIus had it constructed for the confinement of those whom he deemed inimical to his authority and that from the little apartment above he could hear all the conversation among the captives who were brought to the ancient town of Syracuse In the time of its splendor, when It was the largest In Sicily. The sound of words uttered with a low voice is augmented In vaults or gal leries so as to become nudible at a con siderable distance from tlie speaker. A like effect takes place in a less de gree when sound ascends from the bot tom of a deep well or when words are uttered at one extremity of a long cor ridor or passage In a building. If a pin be dropped Into a well the sound produced when It strikes the water is distinctly heard at the mouth or the sounds of words spoken near the sur face of any well Is similarly augment ed. Try it. New Orleans Times-Democrat. The A FAMOUS STAR GROUP. Lcfcend JliOICE MISCELLANY Old Time In Wanlrlntcton. Dr. Edward Everett Hale in an arti cle on "Washington Then and Now" m the Outlook discourses pleasauti' of the capital as, he lirst knew it: "The city hasgrown In those sixty years from a mudhole which had 30, 000 people perhaps within its borders to a city of 2,")0,000 inhabitants. The onlv nart of this common (not far from the corner of I and Seventeenth streets) which was fenced In must have been near where tlie British em bassy is now. We called It the gymna sium. I think. That was the high sounding name for a bowling alley which the young men kept up. I re member one afternoon we persuaded Mrs. Madison, who was still alive, to visit us there, and with great effort she got a ball down the middle of the alley and was complimented on her knocking down the king. President Tyler came over and played with the young gentlemen sometimes. Every thing had the simplicity and ease, If you please, of a small Virginia, town. Whenever tlie weather would serve a great many of tlie southern members of the house or the senate rode to the capltol on their saddle horses. There were thirty or forty posts In front of the capltol near where the statue of Washington now stands. You rode up to one of those posts and hitched your horse. You left him while you went In and attended the meeting of the house. You came out and unhitched him and rode him to your 2 o'clock dinner." . CoiiMtellntlon Orion In and Literature. The constellation Orion is mentioned in tlie literature of all ages. In Egypt It represented Horus, the young or ris ing sun, in a boat surmounted by stars, closely followed by Sirius, which was shown as a cow. It has also been found sculptured on the walls of Thebes ",l00 years ago. And on the men of that early time It shone down from the same position and with the same brightness as It does on us today, a striking example of the unchange- ableness of the heavens. From the days of the early Hindoos to the present the constellation has for some reason borne always a stormy character. Allusions to Its direful Influ ence are found everywhere among the classic writers. Thus Milton wrote: When with flrrco winds Orion arrived Hath vexed th Red sea coast. The loss of the Roman squadron in the first Punic war was ascribed to the lieets having sailed just after the ris- ug of Orion. The group has also been employed as a calendar sign, its morn ing rising indicating the beginning of summer, its midnight rising the season of grape gathering and Its early een- Ing rising the arrival of winter, with its attendant storms. In recent times the group has always represented a great hunter or warrior. Its present title came into Greek astronomy from the Euphrates and originally signified the light of heaven. modern Pioneer. The best patrons of the public libra ries are the .lews; the best patrons of the public schools are tlie Jews; the best patrons of the city and state col leges and unlversi.ies are the Jews. And of the Jews the best patrons of all the means offered for education are those who have recently escaped from the bondage of their European oppress ors. In this respect the Jews are to this day what the western pioneers of the early nineteenth century were to that day. Those pioneers, with their indomita ble passion for improvements, gave tills nation the tremoudoii.i foru-ard impetus which is still carrying it for ward and which will contine to carry it forw d despite the increasing num ber of fu.i stomachs, superciliously ed ucated descendants of those pioneers who are advocating "culture" and "aristocratic repose." Keep your eye on our Jewish fellow citizens. They are not in the habit of getting too good for their business. They give a wide berth to any scheme that tends to make a man less energet ic, less capable, less alert. Above all. they don't put their business out of mind when they are amusing them selves. Saturday Evening Post. Kljt Sundny. Palm Sunday Is known In England as Fig Sunday because In many dis tricts tigs ure freely oaten on that day. The custom Is common In the villages of Bedford, Bucks. Hertford and Northampton and is found in some parts of north Wales. As Palm Sunday approaches the shop windows of Dun stable are filled with figs in readiness for the crowds who go to the top of Dunstable downs to regale themselves on that day. At Kempton, in Hertford shire, to "keep warsel" Is to feast on figs or tig puddings with your friends on Palm Sunday. Fig Sunday Is proba bly connected with the story of the barren fig tree, which forms part of one of the lessons for the day. London Mail. Gormandizing at Sen. Before Breakfast. Tea. coffee, choc olate, grapes, pears, melons, biscuits, bread and butter. Breakfast. Everything customary, finishing up with hot cakes and sirups. 11 a. m. Pint cups of bouillon, bis cuits. 1" Noon. Sandwiches of all sorts, carried about tlie decks. 1 p. in. Lunch. Items that did not appear at breakfast and some more. 3 p. in. Trays of ices, biscuits, cakes. 4 p. 111. Tea, coffee, chocolate, bis cuits, bread and butter, toast, cakes. 5 or i p. m. -Taffy and other sweets, carried around on trays. 7 p. m. Dinner. A new creation, in cluding oysters, whitebait, turtle soup, venison, hothouse fruit and similar del icacies. u p. 111. - Supper. Broiled bones, sand wiches, fruit, tea or coffee, lemonade, etc. Menu of the New Cunard Liner. A Tailor' Proclamation. The art of advertising has reached a high pitch of excellence In these days, but old newspapers and circulars fur nish some fetching examples which it would be difficult to improve upon. Fifty years ago a Maidstone (England! tailor made this alluring appeal to tlie public: "Neoteric cutting. Coats, trousers and vests, In alamodal style and ma terial, are scientifically constructed and symmetrically adjusted to the an thropological tlexibllities, for a thau- maturgieally minute, prompt, mone tary gesticulation." Then follows the address, where your "commands will be executed with rabdologlcal exacti tude and molllloquent courtesy." ninhoit Ilrook' Joke. Some years ago Bishop Phillips Brooks was recovering from an illness and was denying himself to all visitors when Kobert Ingersoll called. The bishop received him at once. "I ap preciate this very much." said Mr. In gersoll. "but why do you see me when you deny yourself to your friends?" It Is this way," said the bishop. "I feel confident of seeing my friends in tho next world, but this may be my last chance of seeing you." A M'omlerful Watcli. A watcli has just been completed aft er seven years' hard labor by a noted Paris watchmaker. It Indicates tlie hours, seconds, days, months and years '(making the necessary change In leap yean, lunar phases, seasons, solstices. equinoxes, hours of the rising and set ting of the sun and time of 12T cities of the world. It Includes a thermometer, hvdrome- ter. barometer, altimeter (good up to 1.H0O feet, which Is hh enough for my purposes), a compass and a repeating chronometer. It also shows the celes tial maps of the two hemispheres. In which even stars of the fourth magni tude can be located in their exact posi tions thr ugliout the year. My old longing for the Strassburg clock has quite vanished. Unfortunately the Louvre has alreadj acquired the new watch. T. P.'s Weekly. KUSSIAN JlLObSI. The Indian rhinoceros is slowly be coming extinct. There are only four specimens in the zoos of the continent, and the rliinosceroses in the jungles un becoming so rare that one is but sel dom seen, even by the most ardent hunter. . All men over tiO are to be discharged from Portsmouth ( Knglaiid) dockyard. The regulation will allect Pit) men. Hitherto men have been allowed to re main until they have reached the age of G5. Marriage life on an average lasts twenty-eight years. J'etaluma's population has more than doubled during the past two years. skirt are all In one piece, closing down the left side. A belt of the material or one of patent leather may be used. It would bo very stylish made of red or blue pique, trimmed with a band of white material and white leather belt. Gingham, duck, madras or any of the lightweight materials may be used in the making. The medium size requires one and three-quarter yards of forty-four inch material. A Servile IIoiiMe of Lords. When King Henry VIII.'s name was spoken in ids presence in the house of lords every peer prostrated himself with Asiatic servility. An entry In the records of the house gives the sub tance of a speech delivered by tlie chicellor on Jan. 1(5, loll. In which the king's goodness and wisdom are extolled, and It tells us that whenever his majesty was mentioned, 'which happened often," all the lords pros trated themselves, bowing to the ground as one man. Then lie SnlUed. "Mrs. Cusehley remarked to me that it must l.e piesa..t t. be married to a clever man," said Proudley's wife. "And what did you say?" queried Proud ley. "I told her, of course, that I didn't i:now; that I had only been married once." AVhere He .""lade Ills .Money. Years ago a gentleman set tint in the south of England and becime very popular in the neighborhood. The coun ty families could never discover how he had made his money, but were sat isfied by his solemn assurance that It was not in trade. Nothing could ex coed the ordinary gravity of his de meanor, which, Indeed, caused him to be placed on the commissi. n of peace, but now and then, without any appar ent provocation, he would burst into such a laugh as no one ever heard be fore except In one place. ""Time and Dookn. conomy of saving time Is wise, but there Is an economy of spending time. In reading, especially, hurrv Is Kot- xvnaf n..,i n.,un 1 I .1 If I . . 1 . . ' - . - itcauiug is tue maKing Speed of the Gulf Stream. It Is said that tlie gulf stream is run ning so much more rapidly than for merly that sailing ships cannot make headway against Its current. This "riv er In the ocean" Is caused by the wa ters of the gulf of Mexico piling up until that oval caldron rises two or three feet higher than the waters In the mid-Atlantic. Florida strait, about ninety miles broad, forms tho only egress for the waters, which How through tills narrow outlet, between most wasteful. of thoughts, of Ideas, of pictures In the brain. All young photographers know how little Is to be made out of an "un derexposed plate," but do they under stand that there may be such a thing as an underexposed brain? It takes time to make Impressions on the mind. If you read too fast, either aloud or tr yourself, or skim over your reading, the mind receives poor Impressions or none at all. St. Nicholas. eight or ten miles an hour. The DeNeendlnjr Senle. When a girl Is first engaged she tig nres on a ten room house in the swell part of town. As time goes on the house gradually decreases In size until It Is n four room structure. Then all tlie fancy trimmings are left off. .1 : next the house Is located in a re::-. part of town. Finally when t!: couple will reside with the br; ther. Atchison Globe. Where thev could have hoard If 0117, zled tho county families for five and ! d,nK comCH ofT U Is announced I . twenty years, but at last he was be trayed unconsciously by his own grand child, who after a visit to a traveling circus Innocently exclaimed, "Why, grandpa laughs just like the clown!" James Payn. Of all the cants In this cantlug world, though the cant of lrypocrites may be the worst, the cant of criticism Is tlie most tormenting. Sterne. Hint For the Front Lavrn. As the snowdrifts subside tlie careful gardener will notice that they leave a thin, sticky coat of black soot on his grass plot. This must be removed at once or it will destroy tlie turf. Every morning wash the lawn with castife soap, cleansing thoroughly. Do not shampoo the grass, as It will cause It to Bpllt at the ends and fall out. Dry carefully with a palm leaf fan. A good lawn Is worth all the care you bestow upon It. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. JTo Sach Thlnjc ai Orerrrorlc. Do we suffer from overwork? A practical method of determining the measure of fatigue is to trace the tired feeling to Its source. We may learn that what we have been calling over work Is nothing more nor less than worry or boredom. The human ma chine was built to work. Dr. Cater. Artist I've Just finished old Cash ley's portrait, but I haven't done him justice. Friend Haven't you? Artist No; he's paying me handsomely for not doing it New York Tress.