Garret Owen's ' j j 1 By LILLIAN BELL Countess OwfcM, JW. bu Lillian Hell 'HEX consciousness flrst re turned to Owen lie knew that Ills arm was broken. He lay still for a moment on the short grass, staring up into the sky and wondering why the boys bad left him on the field. Then with a start he remembered that it was not football, but a wicked blow from be hind which had felled him. and that it was not the Held at New Haven, but a lonely roadside in Russian Lithuania which pillowed his aching head. The sun was just rising, so he knew that be must have dropped like a log and lain tbere half the night. It was deadly quiet. Something aside from the aching of hi whole body told hiui that he was badly hurt, so that when he tried to move he fell back with a groan of pain, with the sweat gather ing in beads upon his forehead and around his mouth. lie had plenty of time to recall the rlrcmnstiuices which placed him there. He remembered quite distinctly that Prince Korolenko had warned him that trouble might surely be expected. Iu fact, that was chietly why the yorng American had undertaken the survey. Owen was a civil engineer of some renown, and at a dinner of the ambas sadors In St. Petersburg he had sat next the Russian, the boundary of whose estates iu Lithuania, or Russian Poland, were hotly disputed by the Countess Syszkiowlcz and her sons, whose estates abutted on Prince Koro lenko's. This dispute had been held in abeyance for years, but now. as the prince wished to sell, the quarrel which heretofore bad been largely kept up by the peasants on the two estate.? must be settled by law. The prince, always courteous, had formally sug gested arbitration to his Polish neigh bor and had requested her to select an engineer who would be biased by nei ther Polish nor Russian sympathies. To this the eloirant old countess had replied with equal courtesy that she would suggest an American, of whose engineering skill she had heard some marvelous accounts, but owing to the fact that she was a widow and had withdrawn from public affairs she left the sclct t!on of the American to Prince Korolenko. who mingled with the world and in whose Integrity she had full confidence. Greatly pleased by this courtesy, the prince laid asked Owen if he cared to undertake It. explaining that he had nothing ?o fear from the gentry, but that the blind partisanship of the peas- nuts, especially when augmented by x'odke. was apt to result in a broken bead. "Well, if not a broken head, a broken everything else." thought Owen. The sun was perhaps two hours high when tlie sti'lness was broken by a sharp jingling of bells and the clatter of galloping hoofs and the roll of wheels. "A troika!" exclaimed Owen, trying to r.tie himself. The effort was too rumh fr him. and he fell back. Then a thought came to him. and with his uninjured hand he pulled out his hand kerchief and held it up. The morning breeze fluttered the pale Hag of truce, mid it caught the eye of the driver, who shouted to the occupant of the troika. Owen could see that the young zirl in the troika was standing up and wiring on the fiery horse" by her cries. The coachman pulled up his horses nesifle where Owen lay and the young girl sprang out and knelt down by his K1 saving In English, but with the slightest possible accent: 'nil. oh. how sorry we are! "We have inst hoard of It. and mamma is hard at work in the little pavilion which ordi narily she despises so. preparing for yroir reception. It is your arm surely uid perhaps yes. the collar bone also, aad oh. what a horrid gash on your head! Tell ine lf I hurt you too much, Uit har it if you can." As she talked the girl was examin iut: his hurts with the skill of a train ed nurse, but without her professional ealuin'". for from her manner of re 4jKiisjhility Owen felt sure that this as the young Countess Syszkiewlcz, ite jieasant-s had attacked him the rught before. Her cheeks were flushed Willi excitement, and her eyes were lark with remorse and pity. WhlKHit waiting for any answer from Duen she worked on. the touch of her lingers Inexpressibly soothing to the wound she bandaged with deft 'kill. Suddenly she sprang up. a glit ter of silver trilles hanging from her Ht making a Jingle as if of bells. She .-jin to the horses' beads, and the coach- lililll. in response to a few words m Polir-h. placed Owen in the troika, where he all but fainted from the pain. The young girl sprang into the troika, ten! after a moment of hesitation seat ed herself and caught the half fainting man in her strong young arms Just as he swayed forward. Thus half lying In her arms, th" coachman holding in his restive horses until they were cover ed with decks of foam from their fret ling, the troika reached the small pa vilion where the old countess and a lif.op of servants met them, and Owen felt himself lifted out and borne up some stairs, and one of the men stumbled, and he heard a sharp re proof in a woman's voice, and then he remembered no more. Owen lost count of the days after that. It was an easy thing to do, for ns his fever grew less and his clouded brain grew clear again the peace and beauty of his surroundings and the fierce unrest of his heart gave him so many things to think about that his recovery was slow. The pavnron was a hospital arranged cut of her private income by the little Count ess Elena. From its open win dow the green and blue waves of the Rallic. with their lips of foam, might be seen lapping against the sandy beach. Every day the Countess Syszk'ewicz paid a visit to the invalid, while the young girl Elena spent most of her time iu the pavilion, but coming sel dom into Owen's room. lie could hear the soft jingling of her silver chate laine as she moved about the house, and be strained his ears to hear it dur ing hours when they fancied he slept w Although consumed with the desire to question his h stess and to explain the affair, they would not allow him to talk. He was obliged to listen to the remorseful comments of the countess and to permit her attentions iu silence If he attempted to answer her she left the room. The little countess, too. sometimes sat by his bedside upon the condition that he would not speak, and the joy of looking upon her patriciuu face was so great that Owen would have remained dumb forever for the pleasure ovf feasting upon her loveli ness. She wore her hair parted on the side, like a boy's, and drawn back smoothly from her face. Her teeth were small and whltv, and when they gleamed from between her scarlet lips her smile .:s brilliant. Her forehead was as pure and white as a nun's, and her gray eyes, with little irregular spots of black In them, held a clearness which would have been disconcerting had not an occasional Hash of spirit troubled their tranquillity and hinted of a high spirit and perhaps the wild ambitious of her warrior ancestors held in leash by a will of line steel. There was more than a hint of boy ishness in the little countess. Her speech was free and frank and gay. her maimer as guiltless of coquetry as a lad's, and from the tips of her rid ing boots, which she always wore In her visits to her hospital, to her little boyish mannerisms, Owen detected the difference between her and other young Polish women he had met. This individuality captivated him. The love of adventure which dashed in her eyes found an answering chord in his own breast. He Imagined her fet tered by familv and tradition. Into what might she not develop if he eouh free her? One day she came In hurriedly, and looking around furtively, she said: "Can you speak German':" "Yes." "Well, my brother, who Is under the suspicion of the Russian police, is here from Ids estate near Vilna. and he wishes to see you. Unfortunately he does not speak English, so you must use German, but be careful to stop In stantly if Dr. Polinski enters, as I have my suspicions that it was he who be t rayed my brother to the Russians You know," she added hurriedly, "that even I am In danger for erecting this hospital and my little school, for we Poles are not allowed by Russian law either to teach or dispense charity In the Polish tongue, nor." more bitterly "to sing our national hymn in public nor to buy land, nor to be elected to otlice. My brother was elected mayor of Vilna three years ago. but he was not allowed to accept, and they put a Russian Jew. who had once beeu hi. overseer, in that otlice." "Do you mean to tell me." sait Owen, with dashing eyes, "that the very doctor who attends me and who Is in your employ Is a spy?" "We do not know, because he has only recently come among us. We only suspect. Hr.s father was a Pole his mother a Russian. It is easy for him to permit either sympathy to sway him. Ah, these mixed marriages!" The young girl sighed, and as Owen maintained a sympathetic silence she continued: ".My mother's favorite sister, the beauty of her family, who was said to be the most beautiful woman in War saw, married a Russian, Prince Yladi mir Ermoloff, who is now a councilor and a member of the czar's household My aunt was also a dame d honneur and Is a very great friend to the eider czarina. She has given her children Russian names, and we doubt If they have even been permitted to learn the .Polish language. Tills has so grieved in v mother that all communication be tween them ceased long ago. and all my aunt's gifts have been returned to her. Sometimes I regret this, for my aunt Elena Is so very powerful that she might have done our unhappy na tion much good If we could have con tinned our Iniluence over her." "How fortunate!" said Owen. "Yet with all that intensity of feeling be tween your nation and Russia you do not blame me for deciding that the most fertile part of your estate belongs to Prince Korolenko." The young girl drew herself up and struck at her skirt with her riding whip. "You are a Just and an honest man." she said proudly. "You could not lie. and we never questioned your decision. I admire honesty above every other quality In n man. so that I shall never recover from the shame of your being half killed by our stupid peasants for our honest decision." "Ob. please, please"-- began Owen. but the Countess Elena went on: "Resides, It Is Pr!nce Korolenko who should feel aggrieved, and not the Sysz- klewlczes, for this land has been his for hundreds of years, and for all these years my fathers have reaped the bene fit of Its fertility, while his were de prived of their righteous Inheritance." I never knew such a sense of Jus tice in a woman before." said Owen slowlv. To his surprise, the young girl colored hot I3; and her Hps parted In a glad smile at His tone. "Truly!" she cried. "Will I beur comparison with j'our American friends, who have so much freedom to do :m they like and are not thwarted In their best desires by terror of an un just law?" "You will bear comparison with any one in the world!" cried the young man with sudden passion. "No, no!" she cried hurriedly. Her glance wavered beneath his, aud she spoke rapidly to recover herself. "My brother Is waiting. lie is in disguise. He looks like my oldest brother, ex cept that he wears no beard, so he is wearing a false beard to appear like Alexis. Even I was deceived. He will renin In but a moment, as he only wishes to express his regret ut your" "1 will not have It!" cried Owen. "I will not be apologized to by all your generous iamuy as 11 1 were not amply recompensed for a few bruises by the bliss of knowing you. Why do you never sit here, as your mother does?" "I am always busy elsewhere! Well, I will sit here, but we must not talk." Elena seated herself and began to croon a Polish song under her breath. From that she wandered into a French lullaby, and suddenly, as if scarcely knowing what she sang, she began something so familiar that Owen turn ed to her in surprise. "Do you know what jou are singing? he asked. Elena stopped, ran over the last few bars and then colored. "That?" she said in confusion. "Oh yes. That was the tune you were al ways bumming In your delirium. You sang it so much it has run in my head ever since." "Yes, but do you know the name o It?" persisted the young man. "No. What Is it?" "It's 'Garryowen!' It's what the fel lows at college always signaled me by and It comes so near being my own name I've had to live by that song." "It sounds Scotch, but I never heard It until you sang it It it's a beautlfu song, I think," she added shyly. Owen Hushed with pleasure. "Hush! Here Is my brother. Remem her you are to call him Alexis, but he is really Josef." A tall man appeared in the doorway and stopped, bowing. "Come, my dear brother, and meet our guest, Herr Garret Owen," said Elena in Gorman. And then as the tal man approached she gave him an nnx ious glance and hurried away. "My poor friend!" cried the count, speaking in German. "Can you ever forgive us?" "My fever always increases under apologies." said Owen, smiling. "If j-ou proceed on that line your sister will have her patient's recovery put back by a month." The count lifted his head aud Hung out a laugh which taxed the capacity of his great chest. "Resides," added Owen, "do you think me so unappreciative that I would not willing! v have a broken bone or two for the pleasure of know ing your sister and and your moth er?" he added hastily as he saw the count's keen eyes bent suddenly upon him. "My sister!" repeated the count, still with his penetrating gaze upon Owen's pale, high bred face. Owen turned cold for fear he had been precipitate in mentioning the young girl's name, but he was so eager to know if any traditions or family prejudice would prevent his marriage with her, provided he could win her love, that he plunged ahead. "Count Alexis." he said, "was I too abrupt in speaking of your sister" "Do you love her?" cried the count eagerly. "With al! my soul," answered Owen fervently. "I would dare anything for her sake. Prove me! Suggest some thing diiHeuIt"-- "And dangerous?" demanded Josef. "And dangerous!" cried Owen, with dashing eye. "Good! I trust you! I suspected a love affair from my sister's manner, but my mother suspects nothing. Elena has dashed her hopes too often." "Dashed her hopes!" repeated Owen. "Does your mother desire her daugh ter's marriage?" TO UK CO.NTI.VITKI). J AN OFFENDED BISHOP. The Way 11 Point .Mother' Jofce on Her Sim AVent Awtrity. "Bishop Maxwell. Is It not?" inquir ed Mrs. Spaulding cordially as her guest came down to breakfast," suit case ia hand "I feel that I know yon through my son, and I was so glad when he arranged to have you stay with us on your way through the city. Rut what does this luggage mean? You're going to stay a day or so?" "No, thank you, Mrs. Spaulding." re turned the bishop. "I must go right on today." "Oh, that makes it doubly unfor tunate that I had to be away last even ing. I hope you found my message of explanation? The friend I was called to was very ill, and I felt sure you would understand, but the fact that Mr. Spaulding was out of town, too. made me regret going especially. I do hope my maid took care of you comfortably and that you rested well. I thought you must have been weary when I came iu at 10 aud found you had retired." The bishop replied politely, but there was an odd constraint in his manner which lasted until he had bowed him self out of the house after breakfast. "What can be the matter?" puzzled Mrs. Spaulding as she watched the distinguished gentleman stalking down the street. "Dick was so anxious he should like us!" Then a sickening thought struck her. and she darted up the stairs. It had been Mrs. Spaulding's custom during the boyhood of her only son to correct his failings by posting about the house little placards which gent Im pleaded with him on the error of his ways. A week or two earlier, when Dick was coming home for a college vacation, she had unearthed some of these old signs and Just for a joke had pinned them up in his room, like old times. They had been taken down later, but she remembered now that. after being summoned to the sick friend the morning before, she had led her new and not brilliant- maid to Dick's door and had said: "I want this room swept and arranged for Bish op Maxwell exactly as we did it for Mr. Dick last week. Do you under stand?" With wings on her feet Mrs. Spauld ing Hew to the room the bishop had oc cupied, but at the threshold she paused nnd gasped. On one of the pillows was a staring notice to this effect: "Please put your bed airing in the morning!" Over the mirror, "Please don't spatter the glass!" On the window curtain. "Please don't throw your shoes on the floor noisilv!" Everywhere, on pictures and wall: "Please don't leave your coat on a chair. Hang It in!" "Please don't leave you toothbrush in the bath room!" "Please turn off the hot water faucet!" There were at least fifteen of these placards, the "Please" underlined three or four times In each, but horror of horrors- the largest of all was this, on the Inside of the door: "If you take a bath please wash out the tub. It's dis graceful not to!" Youth's Companion. Poor, but Cmitllil. "Aro you looking for work?" "No," answered the poor but candid man: "I'm looking for money, but I'm willing to work, because I can't get It otherwise." Exchange. When n man wears his piety as an ornament you can depend on its being paste. Chicago Tribune. i orrey and Alexander, Evangelists ROM time to time in history the world has been moved by In telleclual. moral and religious impulses that seemed to touch nil classes of people in many different countries. The preaching of Peter the Hermit started the crusades; Wyckllf, Petrarch, Savonarola, IIuss, Erasmus, Luther and Calvin led In movements of several centuries ago for the revival of learning, religion and morals, while in times less remote the world has seen uev. pr. niirnnx a. 'roitnr.Y. great religious awakenings led by such men as John Wesley. Whitelield and Jonathan Edwards. The revival move ments in which Dwight L. Mo-dy was so powerful a figure are within the memory of this generation. At the present time there are manifestations in different parts of the world of spe cial interest in the religious life. In England a systematic campaign was planned out before the beginning of the present evangelistic work In the great British metropolis. The noncon formist clergy of London and many of the clergy of the Church of England united In furthering the movement. The center of Interest at present Is Albert hall, which holds M.000 persons and in which the meetings, under the direction of the evangelists Torrey and Alexander, are In progress. The cam paign in London is under the direction of the London Evangelistic council. In the preparations for the Albert hail meetings a door to door canvass within a radius of three miles was instituted, a quarter of a million invitation tickets were left at the houses within the dis trict, and a choir of .".mm. under Mr. Alexander's direction, was organized, so that there might be at each meeting l.tino trained musicians to lead the singing. One hundred thousand hymn books, lo.uoo forms for choristers and JoU.Mio prayer cards, giving daily sub jects, were distributed. Reuben A. Torrey and Charles M. Alexander are both Americans, though their chief (VangeJ'stlc work has been done 111 su.sii.lia. "TdrtTr Britain ar. (HAUIiES M. ALEX NDKU. Ireland. They call the services they conduct "missions," that being the term in use in England. Dr. Torrey is known in America as the superintend ent of the Moody Bible Training Iu stltute In Chicago and pastor of the Moody church In the same city. He was born in Iloboken. N. J.. in ISoti, and as his father was a man of some wealth he was brought up iu the en joyment of all the advantages which money can afford. He attended Yale college and Yale Theological seminary, was ordained a minister and took charge of a Congregational church at Garrctsvllle, O. He left this work to spend several years In study in Ger many and on his return to America was called to the pastorate of the Open Door church, Minneapolis, Minn. When the late Dwight L. Moody es tabllshe'd the Bible Training institute In Chicago he looked around for some 0:10 to whom he could Intrust its direc tion and oversight. His choice fell on Dr. Torrey, who responded to the cab of the great evangelistic preacher. Since he embarked in the work of hold ing missions he has traveled all over the world. He early found In Mr. Alex ander a coworker who has been to him In many respects what the late Ira D. Sankoy was to Mr. Moody. Mr. AIcx nudcr Is a native of Tennessee nnd was educated at Maryvllle college. Pos sessed of a fine voice and an ardent love of music, he determined to devote his life to music In connection wit' evangelistic work. A Mxlion" Fall. Bishop Peck of the Methodist church was a large man. weighing over :tr0 pounds. While on a tour and stopping at the residence of a presiding elder the bishop turned over In his bed and the entire furniture collapsed, dropping him to the tloor with a tremendous thud. The presiding elder rushed up stairs, calling: "What is the matter, bishop? Is there anything I can do for you?" "Nothing Is the matter," an swered the bishop, "but if I don't an swer the call to breakfast tell your wife to look for me In the cellar." 7 v 'MWfM C r Mf mr XT r r ST JW 0 T M . J People Who Are In the Public Eye 1 T Is whispered that James Hazen Hyde, whose connection with the Equitable Life Assurance socletj has caused a controversy in that corporation, aspires to be ambassador of the United States to France some day. His prominence In the life insur ance concern founded by his father, the Lite Henry B. Hyde, has not prevented him from giving attention to many matters quite outside the realm of business, and among these are the study of the French language and lit erature. He is president of the Feder ation of the Alliance Francaise in the United States, has distinguished him self in various ways by his efforts to en courage the study French in America nnd has been deco rated an otlicial of the French Legion of Honor iu recog nition of his work. Recently he won fame by giving a ball In which a fete HYDE. at Versailles in the time of Louis XIV. was reproduced, the guests wearing costumes of that era. Mr. Hyde is twenty-nine years of age and has a trim, well knit figure which shows off to advantage, as lie Is a very careful dresser. He wears his beard pointed In the French style, and It Is said his ties cannot be matched anywhere outside of Pnrifl. He is much interested in coach ing and Is reputed one of the best whips In America. The freedom with which he spends his money on this di version may be judged by the fact that on his splendid country place at Isllp, on Long Island, are stables in which the cases for harnesses and saddles are of carved tnirtiogany. Mr. Hyde and his mother and sister own olb of the 1,000 shares of the Equitable and prac tically control the corporation, which has assets of $413,000,000. The capital stock of the company is only $100,000. The police commissioner of New York, William McAdoo, recently order ed a shift of men in Important posi tions In the department, and among those transferred was Inspector George W. McClusky, who is said by his friends to know more about crooks than any other man In the country. In the time of Inspector Byrnes he and another clever detective named Titus were known as "Byrnes' twins." When "Big Chief" Devery was In command of the New York police force he did not get along very well with McClusky. He called him "Chesty George," in al lusion to his fondness for being well dressed and putting on a smooth front. It was because of his dressing so well and carrying him self with the air of a Wall street bank er that McClusky was frequently de tailed for special service at society functions In New York nnd Washing ton. He has at differ ixsrncTon m'clusky. ent times been In charge of the New York detective bureau. Some years ago, when he was succeeded in that position by a fellow otllcer, his friends on the force revived that once popular song of Maggie Cllne, "T'row Him Down, McClusky." He was transferred recently from the detective bureau to the borough of the Bronx. Shortly before the trans fer occurred a detective named Flay appeared before Magistrate Crane. "By the way, officer," said the mag istrate, "who Is at the head of the de tective bureau?" "Inspector McClusky," Flay replied. "Well," rejoined the magistrate, "if you ever heard of his detecting any thing, I haven't." "I think he Is the greatest detective chief New York ever had," Flay de clared. "Then give my respects to the 'great est detective cuter xsew lone ever had,' " said the court, "and tell him tor me that he can clean out every thiax In this city in twenty-four houva if he wants to." Intermarriages between royal fam Hies in Europe sometimes bring about peculiar relationships. Prince Louis Alexander of Battenbcrg, who Is to visit New York soon In command of the second cruiser squadron of the British navy. Is related closely to sev eral crowned heads. He is a nephew of the king of England and a grandson of the late Queen Victoria. He married his cousin, Prin cess Victoria, who was a daughter of Queen Victoria's daughter Alice. He Is a nephew of the late empress of Russia and a broth er - in - law of the czar, a brother-in-law of rrince Hen ry of Prussia and a native of Austria. where he was born rniNCE Lours. In 3S59 Ho weara both a German name and title, ne became naturalized as a British sub ject when he entered the navy. Prince Louis recently became a rear admiral and Is head of the Intelligence depart ment of the navy. The second cruiser squadron Is reputed the fastest In the world, and the Prince of Wales Is in supreme command of It. It will be Inspected by King Edward before starting on its cruise to American wa ters. The flagship of Prince Louis is the Drake. William Jennings Bryan, while mak ing a stumping tour iu 1!KM. found he would be compelled to wait half an hour or more for his train, says the New York Herald. Taking a seat in the waiting room, he drew forth a cigar aud lighted It. Just then a por ter entered and, pointing; to a sign, said. I beg your pardon, sir, but you see that smoking is not allowed here." "Well," replied Mr. Bryan, "I sup pose that rule is not always strictly en forced?" "Oh, no. sir: neither Is the one along- JAMES 11. side of it," safd the mar, with a grin. The orator glanced ut it and read: "Employees of this railway are not permitted to accept tips." Mr. Brj'an finished his cigar undis turbed. An exciting scene occurred in the house of representatives when Con gressman William R. Hearst of New York charged Congressman John A. Sullivan of Massachusetts with being n homicide. A newspaper owned by Representative Hearst had attacked Mr. Sullivan, nnd the latter replied in a speech in the house, which bristled with sharp and cutting remarks. Mr. Hearst retorted by denouncing his op ponent as one who had assisted in "kicking a man to death in a saloon." Mr. Sullivan, like another John Sulli van of greater fame, is a Bostonian. He was born at the Hub in ISfiK edu cated in the public schools, the Bostou High school. Boston university and the Boston University Law school, has served iu the Mas sachusetts legisla ture and in 1002 was erected to con gress ns a Demo crat. Last fall lie was re-elected. It JOH.V A. SfLIJVAX was when he was a boy of seventeen that the incident oc curred to which Mr. Hearst referred. Sullivan's father kept a small hotel, to which a bar was attached. A former prize fighter, who was Intoxicated, tried early one Sunday morning to enter the bar. On being refused admittance a scutlle with the elder Sullivan ensued Young Sullivan went to his father's aid, and the pugilist was driven off. Several days afterward he died. A grand jury brought in an indictment for manslaughter against both father and son. and the former was sent to the penitentiary. The son was re leased on account of his youth and tho circumstances in which he took part n the fight. After the father had been n prison for a year and a half it was alleged that the pugilist did not die from injuries received at the hands of the Sullivans. The Imprisoned man was thereupon pardoned. Representa tive Sullivan says he did nothing he would not do over again under the same circumstances. Representative John Jacob Esch of Wisconsin has had the honor of giving lis nnme, In connection with Mr. Town- send of Michigan, to the most impor tant measure passed In congress dur- ng the present session, the Esch-Town- send bill for regulating railroad freight rates. He Is a member of the commit tee on Interstate nnd foreign commercQ, which was charged with drafting a bill on tills subject for presentation to the full house. The bills ifrawn by Messrs. Esch and Towusend were thought to carry out best the rec ommendations of the president's message, and they were In conse quence combined JOIIX J. ESCH. In the measure re ported by the majority of the commit tee. Mr. Esch Is from a state where the subject of regulating railroad rates has been an Issue for some years. He was born In Monroe county. Wis., In 1SG1 of German parents. Sparta, Wis., has been his residence since boy hood. He graduated from the high school at that place and also from the state university at Madison. He en gaged for three years In teaching, tak ing up meanwhile the study of law, aud gruduated from the law depart ment of the state university in 1SS2. He was city treasurer of Sparta In 1SS?, has been active in the national guard of the state and was formerly acting judge advocate general, with the rank of colonel. This is his third term hi the house of representatives. Representative Badger of Ohio, a Democrat, who was defeated for re election, although running H.OOO ahead of his ticket, met one of his German constituents on the morning after the election of last November. "Yell, .Mr. Badger," said the German, "you runs fi.000 ahead of your ticket, but vas overcome by the landscape." When Senator Bevcridge of Indiana was making his closing speech on the statehood bill he said: "Some of the senators have been trying to prove that things exactly sim ilar are different. They remind me of the young woman who was called on to defend her sex against the cliargo that no woman on earth can keep a se cret. SEXATOl: I1EVER IDGE. '"We can too!' she exclaimed. "It isn't the woman that gives away the secret. It is the people she tells It to that let It out!' " POINTED PARAGRAPHS. How a man who is hoarse likes to use his voice! A person with a forgiving disposition has to put up with a lot. The average woman Is fond of saying that her ambition exceeds her strength. A merchant is never so busy Invoic ing that lie Isn't willing to wait on a good customer. After a man gets converted Ids neigh bors speculate every time they see him as to how soon he will pay what he owes them. A family with an artistic tempera ment Isn't really as much of an addi tion to the neighborhood as one owning a stepladder. How easily gossip starts! Ever think how little pleasure you get out of a story" you start and how much trou ble you may be making others? Atchi son Globe. Great Inducement. Gyer FItzem, tho clothier. Is adver tising a silk umbrella with each twenty dollar overcoat he sells. Mrs. Gyer That's nothing. Bloom, the florist. Is giving away the earth with each plant le sells.-Chicago News. ' -9 Gems In Terse a- Fall Crick Views on Earthquakes. I kin hump my back and take the rain. And I don't keer how she pours; I kin kefp kind o ca'm In a thunder storm. No matter how loud she roars; I hain't much skeered o' tho llghtnln', Ner I hain't sich awful shakes Afcard o' cyclones ut I don't want none O yer dad burned old earthquakes! As Ions' as my legs keeps stlddy. And long" a3 my head keeps plumb And the buildln' stays in the front lot I still kin whistle some! But about the time the old clock Flops off'n the mantelshelf And the bureau scoots for the kitchen I'm a-goln' to scoot myself! Plngue take, ef you keep me stabled While any earthquakes Is around I'm Jlst like the stock I'll beller And break fer the open ground! And I 'low you'd be as nervous And in Jlst about my flx. When your whole farm slides from un der you. And only the mortgage sticks! Jntt- r-n ro li r ! n ' t n.i-nln' tr trill T-rt w . , w "" m o u . ..... J vy t. Ef you don't drive 'crost the track; Credlters never '11 Jerk you up Ef you go and pay 'em back. You can stand all moral and mundane storms Ef you'll on'y Jlst behave. But a earthquake well, ef it wanted you. It 'ud husk you out o yer grave! James Wldtcomb Riley In "Ills Pa's Romance." My Colorado Bedroom.. My Colorado bedroom has no limit to Its wall; Its roof Is In the heavens, and the heavy dews that fall Sprinkle floor and lawn and carpet, paint the colors In the rose That blooms around my bedroom and blossoms In the snows. My Colorado bedroom Is as broad as It Is long; It was-built by the Creator with founda tions deep and strong: God Almighty laid tho corners, spread the carpet on the floor That changes as the seasons change with everything outdoor. My Colorado bedroom has no lock upon Its door. No curtains on Its windows and no chairs upon Its tloor: The smoke goes through the celling, and. as I rest from care. I'll never find a sweeter place when I get "over there." My Colorado bedroom Is out In the open nlr; There's no mortgage on Its freehold and no landlord nnywhere; The snow blows through the attic, but the sun shines In tho door. Sifted down through angels' Angers and spread out upon the floor. My Colorado bedroom is very dear to mo. With the silent stars above it shining like an astral sea. And when this life is over and the pearly gates I see. May I rest within Its bosom It Is heaven enough for me. Denver Post- A RATTLER'S BITE. Hovr, Under Sonic Condition, It May Sot Kill the Victim. It may seem absurd to claim that there are cases where the bite of a rat tlesnake is not fatal, yet such have happened, and to understand these It is necessary only to understand the man ner In which this reptile strikes. The spectacle of a rattlesuake at bay Is one n beholder never forgets. The great, long body lies coiled in a tense spiral, the very embodiment of wick edness. Poised In air, the white bellied fore body is bent into a horizontal S, rigid as an Iron bar. Raised from the middle of the spiral is the tail, quiver ing like a twanged banjo string and emitting a rattle like steam escaping from the pet cock of a. radiator or like the sound of a mowing machine in a distant hayfield. Awe inspiring, the dread. Hat, triangular head, eyes gleam ing black and cold as icy steel, is ready to strike. As the grewsome mouth opens wide and pink, the long, thin poi son fangs arise from a horizontal posi tion and stand upright like a pair of slender, curved, needle pointed shad bones, ready for business. Like a flash, far too quick for the eye to follow, tho snake strikes, sending home its fangs an inch or two, and in that same frac tion of an Instant he has squirted a ta blespoonful of canary yellow, viscous fluid into the wound and lies coiled ready for a second nttaqli In this incomprehensibly swift attack lies the answer why sometimes the bite of a rattler Is not fatal, for so won derfully swift Is the attack that a bite may be Imperfect, leaving only a pair of tiny needle punctures with Just enough venom fb make a victim seri ously ill. Another reason why a rattlesnake's bite Is not always fatal Is that tempo rarily the reptile may be without ven om. The snake may have exhausted its poison on a previous enemy. In which case it would have to wait several days before the deadly fluid has reaccutnu lated. or, again, the viper's fangs may have suffered accident. They may have been broken off nnd require time for new growth. In any case, certain It Is that a rattlesnake's poison applied in the proper way will do Its work, and then only the most expert and prompt assistance will save a victim. A. TV. Rolker In Pearson's Magazine. 7- KEEP THESE IN MIND. The power of kindness. It wins when nil coercive measures fall. The dignity of simplicity. When the "frills" are off the man Is "on." The wisdom of economy. The man who saves makes more than he saves. The pleasure of working. The only really unhappy, rich or poor, are the idle. The influence of example. Practice does more than precept in showing- tho way. The worth of character. Iu the last analysis the only real value is a clear conscience. The success of perseverance. "Keep ing everlastingly at It" brings the hoped for result. The value of time. Lost capital may be restored by diligent use of experi ence. Time lost is lost forever. The obligation of duty. Your concern should not so much be what you get as what you do for what you get New York Commercial. When to Kind Them. Bllmklns No, sir, I tell you most friends nre uncertain. I want friends who will be friends In need. Hodges Take a fool's advice, old man. and look for them before vou need them. Brooklyn Life.