Bandon recorder. (Bandon, Or.) 188?-1910, December 22, 1904, Image 3

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THE ART OF SUCCESS.
FACTS IN FEW LINES WOMAN AND FASHION
NEW SHORT STORIES
leave her. Ami Jim. who lavished or burding the blazing pile with streams
It
la
lullUio,
Mora
IhM»
Rrulna
(■rmiiualuui
Dress.
But where wus Harker all thia lyee'
b' r n wealth of rough alfeetioli, buri«*«!
Ilrmembere* Iter- Itury.
Devilfish have been added to the Hat
XX lite I*« «a*!«-.
The uectwaily for physical culture
bis ambition and became a railroai' He wus not the sort of man to keep ii of food fishes
Wallace Mucfiirlaue aud Colonel
“
What
a
tine
fellow
I'ercy
X.
Is!
”
re
­
num instead and did his "rough rid the background. Jim's eye» scanned
llubert G. Iugvrsoll opposed each other
About lO.tluu gross of ¡lens are pro bas become a recognized fact, and suit­
able < tstmiq-s are now Included iu ev­ marked a business man urn- day to a In a la»suit iu I'ennsyhaula lu the
Ing” und pretty rough riding it was the faces of the workers and those ol cured from a ton of steel.
lawyer friend.
too, ut times- on the tops of freight the crowd lan k of them. Nowhere dii
early eighties, and tn Its course heat
Memphis, Tenn . has a ball nine tw< ery complete wardrobe. This one Is de
"Yes.” rejoined til«* lawyer, "he is. and acrimony developed. Mr. Macfar-
he see the boss whom lie loved so lift It members of which are respectively signed for young girls and Includes the
trains.
By
HAROLD
W.
RAYMOND
I i
broad sailor collar that always Is be­ But he has been with the K.’s,” num laue, it is hardly necessary to say, re­
Thr o came the wife, who was an in or I lie faces of Mrs. Harker and tin mimed Kune and Abel.
two little girls.
coming and that opens over a shield ing a great corporation, "for ten yean» I tained I lie dignity for which be I* Just­
valid
from
the
time
their
little
girl
war
The latest breeding freak Is a dou
C'opvrigtit.
I'M IA«
"Blake,” said Jiui Hapgood, “a couple
As illustrated the material is dark How, and he is getting only $l.1n per i ly < eldbrated, although sorely tempted
A mrrkun ITan Association
born. This steadied Jim more tbar
ble cocoon race of silkworms, which
inonth. He has a wife aud tlir«*e chil­ Io retort harshly to the shafts of wit of
of
axes,
quick!
Come
this
way
with
; :♦++♦+++++++++++++♦<>+++++■: anything w hlch hud gone before. Whet
has been br<il in Jupan.
dren, and, with tlielr tusies, I fauey liis gifted adversary. Presently, after
bls daughter was a lass of twelve, h< me.” A moment later they were beat
▲ Salvation Army otticer in Euglene
they have all they can do to live com- ■ Col. .uel Ingersoll had lu liDF pleading
VEH the hills to the poor got a Job as motorman on the new trol­ lug down the front door of the build
fortably. He ought to be enrulng more been more Irritating than liefore, Mr.
house I’m wendin’ uiy wea­ ley line, liecuuse it enabled him to live Ing. It fell in with a crash. A dens« has substituted a cotti n for the traili
with bls education und capocity.”
ry way,” sang “Devil Jim" at home, and for five years he bad volume of black smoke rolled out ol tional soap box rostrum.
Muefurlane broke In with:
Seven of the world's twenty-four fa
“Why duesii’t he Hue faster?”
ltupguud as be climbed on faced the elements on the front plat the doorway. It wus followed by lick
"Have a cure, have a care, Colouel
Uious
mountains
are
yet
to
be
“1'11 tell you. He do««su't risi* aud he Ingersoll. Remember your theology.
climbed
board the front platform of the ILK form; rough work, this, but to hit ing tongues of flame.
can’t rise until he learns how to get ! Itis-all tho story of Auaulus aud Sap-
on the C and 8. K. trolley line, threw taste. Ills reereutiou was the little
"Put a stream here!” roartai Jin: Including Mount Everest.
ulong with p«*<>ple. He cuu't manage phjra. Have a care, I say!”
open the window of the vestibule built hose company of volunteer firemen, ot through his trumpet. Then be dlsap
Spain bas Just enacted a 8unday
men at all. If lie tries he gets himself
for the protection of the motorman which he was the captain. This wa> peart-d into the hideous crater. A few closing law. It d<a*s not go into ef
"I well remember that story," retort­
dislikisl, and he ko-ps them In a con­ ed the colonel. “In fact, I haw* lieen
■ nd swung the MVer of the controller. his safety valve, the outlet for thus« moments later lie appeared ut an uppei feet each Sunday until 11 o'clock a. m
stant state of irritation."
A scatterins flurry of snow flew In at reckless qualities which bad given hint window bearing In Ills arms the dead
A fan that gives out lnsteud of •
considering It every time you spoke,
’ the o|«*n ■*?ndow and stung him In the the sobriquet of “Devil Jim." He drill or unconscious forms of two children. cooling breeze a blast of hot air hai
A similar conversation was recently exjiectlng to *ee you drop."—San Fran­
face. c”t
minded it not Muffled ed bls company like a martinet nnc He luid them across the sill, beckoned been invented by M. de Mare, a Bel
oierlieurd between two business men. cisco Chronicle.
f|.„n head to foot In a shaggy ulster
Suid one: "I hear that young Paul G„
made It one of the most efficient in th< to the luilder men and once more dis gian.
with a collar which reached alwjve hit
only four years out of college, has'
appeured in the belching smoke. Again
In 11!« Prime Now,
A Chicago millinery flrm has taker
state.
bead, and that head buried in a double
b«H-ii placed at the head of the T.
lie wus seen at the window, this time out an Injunction to prevent one of Its
"What are you laughing at, you col­
Given
a
good,
hot
fire
to
light,
am.
rimmed fur cap, with bis hands pro
branch of the Y. «•mpuny. I didn't ored rascal?”
with the white draped form of th« women hatmakers going to a rival es­
tected by thick leathern mitts. Jim wai Jim was In the seventh heaven of ec­ mother, lie waved his hand to th«
know he was so smart. What Is his
tablishment.
The valet lifted a grinning face to
stasy.
The
little
manufacturing
towr
as impervious to the storm as a shag
strong point?"
crowd below, who answered with #
that of the Hon. Robert Carter I.ee,
Every week 1>,UUO,(XX) oysters are con
gy brown bear, which he much resem did not buve many of these dlvertise cheer.
"lie Is a great fellow to get ulong brother of General Robert Edward
me nt s, but occasionally there wus u
Burned by the people of Loudon. Hall
bled.
with people,” answered the other man. Lee, who was entertaining a party of
"Don’t go back, cap’n!” cried Blake
The 11:45 was the last car of the lively blaze. The population wee a ’’You can’t live in that hell.” But Jim of the shells are broken up aud used
"No mnn would of course be put In a friends by enumerating the charms of
rough and cureless one, the art of Mu
for
asphalt
paving.
night on the little suburban road which
place of such responsibility without In­ a fascinating young widow. He had
Hapgood
had
disappeared
again.
Thomas Iiarte, an Inmate of the
ran over the hills from the city of 8. K dllng fires and Improving them wltL
tegrity, fair quickness and ability and
It seemed us if he were gone fot
to the thriving manufacturing town ot kerosene wus not unknown among I hr good this time, and firemen were be­ Leeds (England; workhouse, bas en­
a good education. But there are scores
housewives, the saloons were muny and
tered
the
race
us
the
oldest
man
lu
the
of men who have ull of those qualities,
Chapeltield, not a thousand miles from
the liquor wus bad, and as a logical se ginning to volunteer for a search party world. He claims to be 137.
and yet they do not go forward be-
New York. It was known as the "the­
when he rose up from the floor across
qHence
Excelsior
Hose
got
called
oul
A recent estimate of numbers adher
ater car.” Usually it carried to their
cause they cannot exercise authority.
which he bad been creeping, dragging
often
enough
to
give
Its
members
t
Ing to the greut religious of the world
homes n lively party of knifemakert
If they receive any they either make
the body of the superintendent behind
is as follows: Christians, 54’3,017,341
or blast furnace men, who, with theii right to call themselves real firemen him.
girl ’ s gymnasium surr.
the men under them cross and restive
As for Jim, he had a “record.” There
Mohammedans, 202,048,240; Jews, 11,-
wives and best girls, had been down tc
•
••••••
blue flannel, with collar, cuffs and tie by petty tyrannies or else they are too
was a handsome gold medal among the
037.000; Confucians, 253,000,000; Tao
the city for an evening's merrymaking
of white embroidered with blue and good natured and lose the r«*sp«*ct of
Two days later at noon Jim Hapgood ists, <2,000,000; Shintolsts, 17,000,000.
treasures of his little home. It had
The run was about nine miles, four on
shield uf plain white, but all the mate the men, are impos«*d on by them and
been given to him for entering a burn slouched into the office of the C. and
the up grade, the remaining five, with
A scientific engineer has constructed rials suited to the purpose can be made don’t get good work out of them. It
Ing building and saving three lives al S. Ii. Railroad company. He carried
many a curve and retrocession, down
his cap in his band and looked down a refrigerating machine for freight available. The suit Is made with a seems to be the rarest thing in the
the imminent risk of his own.
into the valley in which nestled the
cars, which forms an iutegral part ot blouse aud generously full bloomers, world to find young men who have dig­
So, you see, Jim Hapgood, "Devi! cast and frightened. Jim’s moral com-
town whose passenger* and freight
the car and does away entirely with which are Joined by means of a belt. nity and keenness enough to maintain
Jim," was a person of some consequence age was a minus quantity.
furnished a reason for being for the
Harker, pale and hollow eyed, sat at the necessity of constantly refilling the To make it for a girl twelve years of discipline and yet can make tlielr sub­
In
Chapeltield.
Aud
here
was
a
strangei
busy little trolley line.
refrigerating chamber with lee during age will be required four and three- ordinates bear the yoke cheerfully and
of six months’ residence imposing a tin«
But tonight the car was running light
its journey.
quarters yards twenty-seven or three render good service."
and
threatening
him
with
dismissal
be
There were a few city passengers from
A third young man was character­
As M. Leon Victor was passing ulong and n half yards forty-four Inches
cause
lie
had
brought
bis
car
to
the
ter
the station, who were dropped off In
ised
by the president of a great rail­
the
Boulevard
St.
Michel,
I
’
aris,
a
wo
­
wide,
with
half
a
yard
of
either
width
due time, but no through ones. The minus a few minutes ahead of schedule
road thus: “I haven’t had a chance to
man attacked him and bit his ear off. for collar, shield and cuffs.
time.
It
was
more
than
mortal
man
day had been so stormy that the good
talk with him and find out how much
He is now dangerously ill of blood poi­
folk of Chapeltield preferred to hug could bear—at least such a man as
he knows, but I have watched him sev
The Touch of Pale lilue.
soning. The woman said she had been
Hapgood.
their own firesides, and soon the trolley
jilted and was determined to wreak
For several winters red and black era I times as he manipulated a gang of
Jim's
car
pushed
Its
way
with
vary
­
man ami conductor had the car all to
her vengeance* on every man she met.
have been the colors which held the men, and lie has for weeks managed
themselves.
Beemls, the conductor, ing speed up the long grade which
enviable
position In fashion's favor, them wonderfully. We have rarely had
London
may
soon
see
Macaulay's
having counted his change and made ended at the divide, beyond which was
New Zealander sitting on its bridges. but Just now it Is blue. Whether a man In our employ who could get so
a
live
mile
descent
to
the
river
bank
out Ills slips, snuggled down beside the
It is to have a Maori comic opera by u milady lias a blue rose in her hat that much work out of a lot of men and at
heater in u back corner of the car aud and the town which stood upon it.
New Zealand composer, with a libretto rests on the hair, a fine line of blue tlie same time could keep them so de­
The
glow
of
the
furnace*
seemed
prepared for a comfortable doze, a doze
by an Australian Journalist. The piece about her collar aud cuffs, a blue girdle cently goml tempered.”—Independent.
which was somewhat disturbed by the brighter than usual tonight against tin
will be called “Tapu," and twenty-four or rosette on a pale gray or tan gown,
brazen basso of Jim Ilapgood's strident blue black firmament, but not until he
native Maori dancers will take part In the tom b is there Just the same. Large
LABOR.
reached the summit did he realize that
voice.
blue buttons, belt buckles, fancy
When Jim “cussed”—he was fluent in there was an unwonted tongue of flams
brooches
and
long
chains
of
turquoise
Labor is the ornament of the citizen.
only twenty days sufficed to bring
that accomplishment—It was a sign ot reaching out from the clustering build
Cornwallis to surrender at Yorktown or blue porcelain beads will supply the —Schiller.
good humor on his part. When he sang, Ings.
desired
tone
on
a
black
or
white
gown,
Labor, wide as the earth, has its sum­
aud thus end the serious fighting of
“A fire, by Jingo!"
look out! It was a sign to his friends
the American Revolution. It took only and It must be said that the color used mit in heaven Carlyle.
In an instant his troubles were blot­
to keep tlielr distance, as Beemls was
seventy days to starve Bazalne’s big In this manner Is almost universally
Learning is pleasurable, but doing is
doing tonight. There was a dangerous ted out. He forgot be was Jim Hup
"AM I NOT ALL RIGHT?”
army
into surrender when It was shut becoming.
good,
the
motorman,
and
remembered
the height of enjoyment.—Novalls.
devil lurking in Jim Ilapgood's nature,
been brushing I i I b master's broadcloth
within
the
strong
fortifications
of
Metz
only
that
he
was
the
captain
of
Excel
What
is
there
that
Is
illustrious
that
FaNhlon Hint«.
the devil of an ugly temper, and when
as he listened to the conversation of
in 1870.
slor Ilose and that he was needed where
he tried to sing It was stirring.
Fur pelerines are being made of two is not also attended by labor?—Cicero.
Ids superiors.
tliut
tongue
of
flame
licked
the
black
There are at present between 13,000 sorts of fur.
The fruit derived from labor Is the
“Hell's blazes!" eried Jim, breaking
"Are you laughing at me?” with at­
and 14,000 cabmen In London. No few­
off in the middle of a stave. “Docked horizon.
A clever dressing jacket has capelike sweetness of all pleasures.—Vaubenar- tempt at further severity.
er
than
47,400
articles
have
been
left
Flinging
open
the
door,
be
uttered
a
gues.
sleeves.
three days’ pay for fast rutinlu' an’
“Naw, naw. Mars’ Carter! Least­
in calls and conveyed to the lost prop­
The lottery of honest labor, drawn by ways not 'zac’ly at you, suh.”
warned that the next time I kin look roar which brought the sleeping con
Passementerie ornaments adorn some
erty
office.
Among
them
were
21,608
ductor
to
his
feet.
of the new furs.
Time, is the only one whose prizes are
for u job somewheres else! What harm
"Then at whom—the lady?" shaklug
umbrellas, 4,552 bags, 855 pairs ot
“III, Hank!” said Hapgood. “There’«
did I do? Burnt out a fuse; that's all.
Tulle, a mere twist of It, Is seen on worth taking up and carrying home.— a fist at Ills bodyguard.
gloves, several bicycles and a long list winter millinery.
Theodore Parker.
That might happen to any man on this a fire In the town. Looks like a big
lie Ittf.l them across the sill.
“Naw, suh. Sut’ny not at de lady.
his desk lingering a penholder. There of articles of clothing.
up hill, down dale road. But that's one. I’m goln' to run fer it."
Puffed effects remain among the elab­
Labor is the talisman that lias rais­ She’s all right.”
“
What
do
you
mean,
Jim?
”
Of
the
many
presents
that
the
king
was
a
largo
plaster
across
his
cheek
orate
sleeves.
the way it’s been ever since this man
ed man from the savage; that has giv­
"Am I not all right, too?" walking up
"Mean? That I’m goln’ to let out ev­ where it had been cut open getting of Denmark has received during his
Harker cauie up from New York, with
“Moist sugar” is the odd name given en us plenty, comfort, elegance, Instead and down the room, with a confident
ery
notch
an
’
send
this
old
car
on
the
long
life
there
Is
not
one
which
he
him down the ladder. His arm was in
his lockstep ideas of goln' Just so fast
a new shade of yellow.
of want, misery and barbarism.—Mc­ air. "Am I not in my prime?”
prizes more than a crown of gold
an' so slow, an’ devil take the mnn run of Its life. Thought I'd let yon u sling.
Culloch.
“Yes, Mars’ Carter, you sut’ny is in
which was given to him on the occa­
Ribbon Trim mins.
"You sent for me.” said Hapgood.
who don’t keep dead on to the schedule. know, so’s you could Jump off if you
yo’ prime—de fines’ looking gemman in
are afeared.”
The dominant note In the way of
“I did,” said the superintendent stern­ sion of his golden wedding by the
A Story of Senator Vest.
•Over the hills to the’—
de lan’.”
“I am afraid, Jim," said the con­ ly. “Hapgood. I told you if you did school children of Denmark, The trimming Is ribbon. It Is twisted into
“Of course it comes Just at a time
The late Senator Vest of Missouri
“Then what?”
ductor,
his
face
paling
at
the
thought,
crown
is
composed
of
golden
corn
ears
would
dis-
any
number
of
devices,
rings,
criss
­
any more fast running I
when a fellow can't afford the money.
used to say that tlie hardest question
"Well, suh, I wuz Jis' thinkin’ dat yo’
"but
my
place
Is
on
the
car.
Don
’
t
be
and
clover
leaves.
crosses. crosswise or straight rows, be ever was called upon to answer
charge you.”
Old woman worse than ever, an’ the
Is In yo’ prime now—yo' bes’ prime—
“Y’ou did, sir.”
The French physiologist. Fere, has lozenges, etc. It Is ulso Interlaced was put by the Rev. Dr. Styles, pastor
little gal down to Y’ork learnin’ to be rash, Jim.”
but whar'll yo’ be, marster, when she
“No, I’ll not be rash,” said “Devil
"Well, I understand you ran down mail«* experiments which show that through large embroidered silts or of the Presbyterian church at Frank-
a steenographer. so she kin help out a
gits In hern?”—New Y’ork Tribune.
little. Got a letter yesterday sayin’ n Jim,” with a smile. He slammed the the mountain at full speed the other the process of digestion diminishes the troustrous with pretty effect and is fort, Ky., in which the senator's fa-
winter clonk would come in mighty door, let go the handle of the brake anil night and smashed about $200 worth capacity for muscular work fully one- sewed in geometrical designs, Is made tlier and mother bold membership.
Mr«. Antor Didn't Know,
handy, ns she feels the weather down turned the lever as far as It would go. of car fixtures by letting your live car half. As regards the eff«*cts of stimu­ up Into rosettes to put up each side of Mr. Vest met the clerglman in Mis­
Mrs. Astor, the head of the Astor
lants like tobacco and alcohol, be has the front of a skirt or to go over tho souri, and the preacher said: "Well,
there wuss'n she did up here in the The bulky car sprang forward and run Into a line of dead ones.”
family, attended during her recent Eu­
“Guess I did, sir," said Jim, his heart found that, while they diminish fa­ bodices to form epaulets.
country. Wonder how llarker would downward like a catapult.
George, are you yet within tho folds
ropean tour u garden party In the Eng­
That ride Henry Beemls says he can sinking.
tigue. tlie effect never lasts more than
like it if his gal had to face tho winter
of the church, and do you still remem­
lish midlands.
A Sew Topcoat.
“Well, now, I tell you,” said the su­ ten minutes and Is followed by a great­
in summer duds Just because there is a never forget. The great twenty ton
ber the teachings of your good father
Mrs. Astor's dignity Is great. It re­
Among the new topcoats for the sen- and mother, long since dead and in
car rocked like a rocking horse, Its perintendent. ”1 luite to be severe er degree of fatigue than would have
four wheels were never on the track at with you, for you saved my life and existed If they had not been Indulged son are those in hip length. The one heaven, where I soon expect to Join sembles that of a duchess of the old
here shown Is especially smart and a them? Now, what shall I tell them school; hence a certain young officer
once. And all the while the speed was those of my family, but I honestly do In.
should have been wiser at the garden
accelerating, for Jim Hapgood bad no not think It is safe to trust one of our
In 1644 It was enacted In England practical model for general wear. It is about you when we meet, about your
thought of using brake, and the grade cars to you. Y’ou are too—too unrella- that persons assembling on Sundays shaped by shoulder and underarm Christian life, your dally walk and party than to say to her as he took out
his cigarette case:
was steadily downward. His thoughts ble.”
for "bear baiting, bull batting, enter- seams and as Illustrated was made of conversation?" The senator declared
“Does smoking Incommode you, mad­
were far ahead. In the pillar of flame
“I suppose so,” said Jim, thinking of ludes and common playes" should be black broadcloth. The collarless neck he felt himself growing pale as he
now growing portentously large and the sick wife and wondering where tilled or in default “set publlkely in the was outlined by a trimming of velvet wnlked away without even attempting am?”
“I don't know, really,” Mrs. Astor
near, wlnweln he saw his duty.
the money for the medicine was com­ stocks by the space of three hours.” finished by three rows of silk braid ar- to reply.
answered, “No gentleman has ever
The bearded giant stood in the scant ing from now.
And another act of the same year for­
smoked In my presence." — Baltimore
Primitive Account Keeplna.
protection of his vestlbuled front, a
“I’vf decided to let you go,” said bade Sunday “wrestling, shooting
Herald.
Even
now
there
are
certain
parts
of
Harker,
“
but
before
we
part
company
pleasure
bowling,
ringing
of
bells
for
modern Thor framed In Ice. Ills eyes
Britain
Into
which
the
long
arm
of
prog
­
glowed with the joy of the soldier rid­ I thought I would let you know that or pastime, masques, wakes, church-
When Kruger Despaired.
ress has made but little headway, and
ing to the charge. He thought not of the town council held a special meet­ ales, dancing, games, sports and all
in the north of Scotland the old fash­ A story told lu sporting circles of tbo
himself nor of the poor scared con­ ing this morning and after voting you pastimes whatsoever.”
ioned “tally" la the sole system of late President Kruger during the early
a special award of $100 for your mag­
ductor behind him.
Fifty sparrows desperately fighting
"bookkeeping" understood by the In­ days of the South African war shows
“It’s a wonder my lialr didn’t turn nificent work at tlie fire night before a large cat for the possession of a
habitants.
The “tally” consists of a the simplicity of the old Boer leader.
last
unanimously
voted
to
make
you
white," said Beernis afterward. “But
young bird made things Interesting In
fiat
piece
of
wood upon which the farm When tho first Australian contingent
what could I do? He’d ’a’ killed me If chief of our fire department at a salary Baltimore the other day. The cat had
laborer records his day's work. Each arrived at Cape Town Mr. Kruger Is
I had Interfered. I just hung on to the of $1)00 a year. Jim, you are too big a caught a young sparrow and started
notch at the edge represents a day’s said to have asked General Joubert if
man for the front end of a car. Jim, north on Charles street, when a few
straps an’ sort o’ prayed.”
toil, and half days are recorded by a he knew nnythlng about these Austra­
But there is a special providence for shake!”
older birds saw him. They flew at the
cut made in the flat surface of tho lians.
And the discharged motorman nearly cat so savagely that he was compelled
brave men. The car, which seemed In
“I only know that eleven of them
wood. Overtime is represented by a
the air most of the time, did not leave hugged the breath out of the slight lit­ to bunt for shelter. More birds joined
once
beat all England.”
small
round
hole
drilled
In
the
“
tally
”
the rails. As the mad thfhg whirled tle man who had lost him his jolt.
In the attack, and when the cat
"Good heavens," cried the president,
with a penknife. In his present state
Into the outskirts of the town Jim set
the
Northampton
hotel
he
ran
reached
THE CURFEW BELL.
of education it is likely that it will be "we are lost! Thirteen thousand of
his heel to the gong and for the next
against the windows In quest for a
many years before the north Scottish them have Just landed."—Philadelphia
half mile executed a devils' chorus Orlarlnallp Hung Mornlnn and Even- place of safety.
laborer
Improves upon the primitive Ledger.
which awoke many sleepers along the
Ins 1«, Ulve the Time of liny.
A breach has been made tn the Man
methods
of his forefathers.
way who liad not been roused be­
The story of the curfew was but the Chester ship canal at Runcorn, and
Corrected Dlngnoala.
He. uttered a roar which brought th« fore by the dull toiling of the church unsupported assertion of one historian when the tide Is out water pours Into
A Starke county (Ind.) physician tells
•kepino conductor to his feet.
For n Remote Future.
bells.
of the sixteenth century, which was the bed of the river Mersey nt the rate
this story on himself: After writing a
Mr. Green looked with a calm but prescription for a patient the physician
As he neared the terminal Jim’s repeated In prose and poetry till It was of 70,000 to 100,000 gallons per hour
doctor lu tlie house every day an'
not unkindly gaze at the simple mind told him that the druggist would prob­
some days twice, an’ a doctor’s bill as strained eyes caught sight of the Are woven Into the language. Like many As, however, the tide sweeps into the
ed young mnn from Vermont who as ably charge him 60 cents for filling it
long as your arm an’ growln’ like a in an opening between other buildings. other legends, there Is Just a grain of canal ti ■«• In every twenty-four hours,
pired to be bls son-in-law.
It was a large white frame structure truth In It. but Its suggested origin Is no appreciable difference appears to be
green bay tree? Dash him!
Then the patient asked the physician
“What preparations have you made to lend him the 60 cents. Thereupon
"I wish I had Harker on this 'ere car on a little eminence, one “I.” of which false, the derivation of curfew is erro­ made "’in the level of the waterway.
for
the
future?
”
he
naked
gravely.
tonight. I'd put this old car down the was blazing fiercely. Jim uttered a neous, and the scuttle shaped instru­ The danger lies In the possible under-
the physician carefu.i'y scratched out e.
"Y’uu know ho» my dliugnief nas lieen part of the prescription and handed It
grade In a a a) to- make 1.1» l.al. turn etra ngled cry
ment» which supported the- -theory n ln.'.-ig of tbo- wall at this point. The
brought up."
LADY'S SEPARATE WRAP.
It was the house of Harker, the su­ were quite different articles of house­ "burst” has occurred at a point wheft*
white, an' I’d lay It to the Ice on the
back, with 10 cents, remarking: "You
"Yes. sir," said the young man, with
perintendent.
there was experienced great difficulty ranged In design. The sleeve Is full,
rails."
hold use.
can get that filled for a dime. What I
equal
gravity,
“
but
up
In
our
little
The Idea tickled Jim. He put on the
and the cuff carries out the design
Probably the word is derived not In building the wall.
The car was slackening speed and
scratched out was for your nerves, but
full power Just as the car struck a was running moderately when Jim from couvre feu. cover fire, but from
Old timers bonst that Bret Harte used on coat. Cheviot. tueUffll. broad town there's not so much difference be­ you need nothing for them.”—Indian­
tween
the
Orthodox
and
the
Meth
­
level streten of track Tne great car caught the sound of a bell he loved— earrefour, in old French spelling car­ once {aught school at Tuttletown, Cnl.. cloth and silk will all be appropriate
apolis New*.
bounded forward, and lor half a mile the bell of Excelsior Hose, which was toli. from the Latin for crossroads, and and In that way acquired knowledge for the making, with trimming of odists as there Is In some places, and
ft rocked along tlie sleety track at a coming down a cross street as fast as Is the name of tie* morning and even­ of the localities in the vicinity that he braid or stitched bands of the material. I’d be willing to go to the Orthodox
leather Ambifaoaa.
furious pac«*, shaking tlie drowsy Bee- a handful of men and boys could pull ing bell, which originally sounded from afteiward worked Into his writings. The medium size requires four yards church if 'twould make any difference.
Shortly before he came to the throne
I'm not what you'd call narrow, sir.”
Mi* out of his slumber. But Beernis it.
William IV. chanced to sit next to the
the crossroads or market places both Mark Twain clerked In the only store of forty-four inch material.
was a cautious man. He did not ven
then secretary of tli» admiralty at din­
Jim flung open the door nnd jumped In France and England simply to give In the town at the same time. The
Why a French Anther Wept.
Styles In Furs.
ture to expostulate with the wild spirit from his car. leaving it to run with the time of day. It was and is rung at town lt«elf Is a small village nestling
ner and laid to him:.
It Is told of the French romance
at the motor.
Advanced styles In furs show the
"When I am king, C„ you «hall not
lessening spi ed on to a siding and into 4 or il o'clock lti the morning and at 8 at the foot of Jackson hill, the latter
Tlie rapid motion «nd- the fierce a line of cars standing there. He o'clock in the evening. One inscription being a veritable quarry of gold. Near­ most elaborate combinations seen In writer La Fontaine that bis wife once be admiralty secretary. Now, what do
•weep of the snow laden air »d*nied to smiled when he hear* the crash, but on nn old liell runs thus:
ly all of this hill Is owned by James years. Lace, particularly Irish point found him nt his desk weeping bitter­ you say to that?”
lighten Jim’s spirits greatly.
"All that I have to say In such a
Gillis, the original "Truthful James,” • nd guipure. Is combined with fur in ly. To her solicitous inquiry he ex­
I sin cliilf-d ye Ctirfue bell,
a moment later was »limbing up la-
1 ring- n st VIII or more.
H» was a queer combination, daring hind his cart and gutting Into his tin­
and Is covered by parties working wraps, boas and stoles. The muffs plained that it was the woes of his fa case," placidly answered 0, ”1« 'God
To
n-l
ye
alls
to
bedde.
iMve great ruffles of lace on either end. vorlte hero which caused his tears.
to a fault, soft hearted as a woman. man's togs, which lging where he could
save the king!'
TlABlta.
•mall pocket mines "on Bhares."
And wake ye up at IV.
"But,” she said, "why not put an end
He liked ilangrr for danger’s asks. 1 get nt them handily.
A Hard Pte Crnst.
reunion’s Weekly.
How She VCm Won.
to them ?”
A Cmbw,
Win-« a Isxy. he was a leader In Ihosa
There had been only the most desul­
A good story Is told of a Barry lady
Old Friend So you have nt last con­
“Oh, It is too soon to do that," he
Violinist (proudly)—The Instrument I
^-riioiM Mlventures *> dear to tlie toy tory attempt to eheck the flames, for
Th<- Ruckef Shop.
who In making some pie mistook plas­
tsli Batnre.
while willing hods were plenty, they
"Dad," said little Reginald, “what is sented to marry some one. How did It ter of parts for flour and did not find sighed. "I am still in the first volume." shall use at your house tomorrow even­
happen? Miss Flippant—Well, every
ing, my dear sir, Is over 200 years old.
U Is* a be was gightcen, there canss • n<*eded a leaden They did not want A bucket shop?”
out her mistake until the pie had been
DlawrRcefnl.
Parvenu—Oh, never mind that. It’s
<rv«t <«*uij>fation. A young officer In for one long. JUin Hapgood took com­
"A bucket shop, my boy,” said the mnn that lias ever proposed liefore has served up. For once pie crusts and
Mrs. Tittle -Wasn’t It disgraceful the good enough. No one will know the dif­
«he army was ilsltlng In Chapeltield mand as naturally as If he had been father feelingly; “a bucket shop Is a said; "Will you be my wife'” But promises bore no similarity, and the
ikn made Ills acquaintance. They went born to the purple of a fire chief's ex­ modern cooperage establishment to Harold asked if he might have the hon pie was burled In the back garden, way those women talked during the ference.
hnntln« ami fishing together. The lieu istence. nnd in les* time than It take* which a tnnn takes a barrel and brings or of being my husband.—Detroit Free doubtless to be discovered In the fu play last night? Mrs. Tattle-Well, I
Press.
Very Oftew.
should say so! 8arnh Snookins was
tenant told stories ef the owild life It tn write it lie iiad several lilies of'hos« brtek the bunghole “
ture as Roman remnlns —Western Mall. trying to tell me the fuss In the
Teacher Now, then, what do w»
ttie°West. of buffalo hunts »ml brushei connected with tho hydrants.
Two Opinions.
His Isnonnrt.
♦Ith ‘Indians. It »> t the lioy’s liloo«!
Laziness begins tn cobwebs and ends Brindles family, and those two women mean by composition? Little Olrl (ea­
The wing in which the Are started
Parson—Do you take this woman for
He—They say he has more money
aflame, and lie •tel lA d to he a soldier ' was doomed, but there was a go,si than he knows what to do with. She­
better or for worse? Groom—Well, her In chains. The more a man has to do made such a clatter I couldn't bear gerly)—Please. miss, composition Is th»
Be would have Bone, too. but his moth chance, with well directed efforts, ot ilas be really? Such Ignorance Is folks thinks It's for better, but mine the more he Is able to accomplish, for more than half she said.—Boston art of bringing simple ideas Into com­
plication.—Manila Times.
Transcript
thinks It'll for worse.
he learns to economize time.
ft ”>•» okl mid fev14*‘ and all «ione ir saving lb*- rest. In a short time Jim bliss.—Puck.
How Hapgood
Lost His Job
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