or jiark tliat shows a thrift an*l pros DUODECIMALISMS. irtW SliC ?!E$ FACTS IN FEW LINES CHOICE MISCELI. ANY perity that is very gratifying to the Iu 'Ikeoar th. Xu»bT* U Kt residents and very pleasing and r«*stful BottWffi'. Clever Hejuluder. It Is estiuiAted that the res-eut lalxM The St. l.oui« ( <>lI««*uin. • ri4> is >o. to tlie eyes of tlie passMlgef* as they George 8. Boutwell of Massachusetts, strikes In New York coat $25,000,600. The Coliseum at St. Louis, where Il«l«t Silencer was ever oppuse-d to look from tin* car wiudutos. The la THE NAMf MARY. gscretary of the treasury under General Accordiug to statist!«*», 150.000 per tlie Democratic* national convention ities >r<', of course, <leliglit«ai at tlie r«- the metric system. He was no such fool Grant, was a most efficient exei-utive mas go from New Jersey to Mauhattar will tie lield, was coiislructisl In IX'*8 as to call the preseut British reckon At One TI'»«* It Man Prnctlrnll sult of their ermnd to Mr. Foster ami ing in pounds, shillings and pence sat officer and won the good will of ih» and returu in a day. at a cost of I236.1MM1. It stands prac 141»r to MutrlnaoMy. are making many plan- and calcula- latactory. His point will that the num employees by bis geuerous treatment Order» have recently b««eii ex«*eut«*d tically la the «•enter otothe city anti is Mary as a Christian name was held of bls subordinates. He was a great “My lif«* is tilksi with regrets, Polly,” tions accordingly. her 12 was a better unit than UA enthusiast on baseball and on almost In Japan for a supply of tislmig nets ulthin five minutes' street car ri<l<* of In very singular veneration during the al! the principal hotels. Tin* normal Twelve Is twice divisible where 10 is any tine ufierm, >n after Ills work at for Aluska, valued at $30.000. medi.i'vul ages, and in some parts of sai<I a friend the other day as she riM-keti Tbe chamber of commerce has ap seating capacity of the structure is Europe then* existed a sup«*rstitloua bul k aiui forth in her little wicker Six*uking of the little city of Peta- only on«'e divisible. One-quarter of 10 the treasury was *, c ,d lie found na. but by reluctance among uien to marrying any chair an<i gazed dismally out of the luma reminds me of a society evelit ill Is 2^i. not an lutajral number. There at the ball grounds n| lie g-swl pointed a »ixx'lal committee to invest! 7,666. not Imlmling tin on«* who chani'ed to have ts*eii so chris window. Hhedid not stop tothink that Sail Francisco the other day, wlien one are other reasons, based upon the ob work of the home tea. lie einxiur gate the overcrowding in New York utilizing tlie latter spa«'«* a«vomnnsln tions can I m * arrangisl for nlMiut 15,<ssi served workings of the human mind, aged the employees of tin' d*. partmeut streets. toned, or the bride elect was at least re it was one «>1 th«* most Jierfeet «lays Rats are ixs-omlng so numerous in persons. The building Is 1*.> by 318 quired to change tills name for som«* that our glorious California could Iscast <>f tin- young ladh-s of tlie “460” dressed all tending to show that to reckon tn to take plenty of outd(M*r excr. lse He herself as u freak ami trotted around dozens Is more natural than to reckon Northamptonshire, England, that men feet, and th«* keystone of tin* overhang other of less sanctity. of, and that while the Eastern States, tin* whole evening witli unbuttoned hi tens us soon us man grows beyond pointed out that it would lit the men who will exterminate them are being ing dome is eighty four f«*et above tlie All Marys were at one time believed for a better discharge of tlielr duties. tloor. The arena proper is 112 by 222 to be Invested with extraordinary pow where th«* thermometer was down to shoes in her endeavor tolcxik as slouchy tin* finger counting stage. During liis term of office some of the advertiiu*d for. In scientific duodeclmulism n«*w char less efficient men were removed to give ' Lincolnshire has tlie biggest English feet in dimension. Tlie vast room is ers in connection with the affairs of zero and in theclub'hesof the ley grasp as |x»*sil>le and bearing a placard, “Just life. Bearing the same name as the of heavy snow storms with the pe«iple from Petaluma.” Fora long time cer acters would have to be designed for place to new bl<MKl. One clerk who was farm. Over 2.000 acre» are uAer plow. coven'd with a single* span trussed Blessed Virgin, they were considerisl freezing an<i many of them dying from tain people—would-be actors and aet- 10 and 11, while 12 Itself would be writ dropped averred tliat he bad lost ills Tin* second largest is near Coldstream, roof, supported by columns, and til«* acoustic properties are such as to «•li worthy of more than common consld cold anti exjioHure, we were reveling in resses, amateurs, and not a few scxdety ten 10. The number now called 144 position because he was a Deunx-rat. in Northumberland. would be written as 100, and 1,728 eration, and their personal Influence sunshine surrounded by flowers tiini Ace-ordlng to tlie census takeu by the able a speaker of imslerate toned voice people—when they were lacking in would be 1.006. The present number He appealed to Secretary Boutwell fur over their husbands especially was tin velvety hills and valleys spreading in prefecture «if tin* Seine, there are nt to lie beani in all parts of tlie liall. Its restoration. usual; hence many men sought au all «lirectiotui. Kin* had lost tier pa Hometiling to call direct attention to 100 would be 84. In the course of u present in Faris 41,350 Italians. 42.0(S> boxes and lower balronles will easily "Mr. Secretary," he said, “ I mu care for such «llstlllgulshed visitors as thoritative ordinances forbidding their rents, but both having lived their three th<*niM'lveM would announce tlie fact hundr«*d years or so, when people had afraid that I have been removed be Belgians and 32.500 Germans. may be present, while the galleries will that “they were from Petaluma.” If got used to It. the duodecimal system Wives to be known ns Mary. Sover ’ I'lu* Bm-kliijtl:amsliire township of cause of my politics.” 1 h * reserved for tin* use of s|M*etators. eigns. In some cases, dreading subj«**' score years and ten were reany ami they only knew, |>articiiliirly tlie soci would Is* Just as convenient as the dec “What makes you think so?" asked Beaconsfield, England, which has » Tin* Coliseum has ls*en used mainly tlon to their partners, showed a mark , willing to go lienee. In fact, anxious ety people who are given to thus adver imal. Twelve inches would make a foot, the secretary. population of 6,000, has not had a case for their summons, as tiiey liad almost tising this pretty and prosjierous little twelve feet a rod, ani^o on. for holding bazaars and horse and cd distaste for Marys. “I think I was dropped because It is of Infectious disease In a year. flower shows. Tin* largest gathering Ill theory duod«*clmaTism Is sound. Thus Alfonso IV. of Castile, when on a morbid fear of growing helpless or city, how the idea originated tiiey A posteard from Berlin to Turin on ill tlie history of tin* building was in believed that I was a Democrat.” But It is not an <*asy thing to change th«* point of wedding a Moorish mas! becoming chikiish and a burden to would cease tiieir worn-out bit of pleas June 7, 1877. lias Just come back stamp- "Indeed! And wbat are you?’ l!M)0, when I’l'i'sident IUsisevelt, then en, made it a condition of th«* Bur their friends in their old age, tiiey died antry that savors strongly of rank a p«*ople's standards of money, weights "I am not a Democrat—at least not «*d, "Address not known." Tbe writei a candidate for vic«* president, adilress- and measures.—New York World. rlage thnt nt her baptism, ns a r«x'« iit within a few days of each other, ami to has been dead twenty four years. now.” ed an audience tliat was sahl to num convert to Christianity, she should i;ot Polly tliat was not a calamity but a “chestnuts” ami try to rack t heir brains “Not now!" ' was the amus«*d com- The timiiictal advancement of Cana ber 26,606. Chicago Record Herald. for something original. Tlie following In tl'.e articles sett! d « 40. take thin WASHINGTON ’ S METHODS. rnent, with a i shake of the head. “ Not da rivals our own. In 1867 the Domin in death they were not blessing, for tor ”»»■ .. >1 ol >f I.nd. ins of Poland divided. “I wish I had done difler- incident allows how the allusion to Pet now, eh-?” ion banks had less than $80,000.060 of A W orkin kui tia’ n llrenkffiNt. aluma originated: It liap|s*ne«l when Ths War the Father of Hie Country <!.• Nevers there was B witli M •< “ Well, Mr. Secretary, ” was the re- assets. They now have $600,000,000. ently, Polly. Tlieroare so many tilings Conducted Heceptlone. b< mind ti s princess t« An actual breakfast in a working Petaluma boasted' of the only opera- Joinder, with a little show of courage, ’Ate:' V • A small fractlou of an ounce of noli urn >e to Al •y.«u. Casimir 1 would do if my life could only be house in Sonoma county and only tlie Presidential receptions at the White “I know the time tliat you were a man's family in Indianapolis: uui properly employed would provide a Fried Sausage. Tills sausage, like who married Mary lived over again. ” That was only the best of theatrical companies were guar- House nowadays are vastly different Dennxrat.” I. of !•■ gixxi light sufficient for several rooms GUUfthtuI . Jio ■ Duke of Russia, re echo of tin* same thought tliat comes to anteed gixxi houses. A minstrel troiqs' from tkose given by the Father of ills "Y’es,” was the emphatic reply, “but and would not require renewal during tlie greater proportion of sausage's on the market, was colored with aniline Country when he was at the head of quiivd of hcr a h ilmilnr sacrifice to pop every one who has laid away their ventured into tlie town one season and the government. Philadelphia was then when I was there never was any doubt the present century. red an<l was adulterated with about 10 ular sentiment. Pearson’s \Veckly. I ovim I ones in tlie beautiful garden of about it, and there seems to be some In German markets California prunes per cent of flaked corn grits. great posters liearaliled their coming. sleep, We would all do so differently Their record in regard to their ability the scene. The president routed a house doubt In your case.” ami apricots are rapidly supplanting Apple Butter.—Colored with aniline at Sixth and Market streets for $3,660 RATS KNEW CAT WAS ABOUT if we only liad our lives to live over the products of France and Italy. Tilt red and loaded witli glucose. as amusement entertainers followed as a year and dressed himself much more Sarah Pilfered and Fibbed. wish tliat, and yet it California fruit is cheaper and Its flesh again, Vain Butter.—Colored witli azo dye anil They Never Saw P unn anti Were on well and it was not complimentary to elaborately than he bad for similar oc Some years ago Vance Thompson was brighter and more solid. comes to one and all. But would we tlie minstrel troupe and their show. In casions ii New York. Another Floor of Hou»«. adulterated witli water. This butter asked by his editor to secure a Christ An elephant costs $5,000, ami it is contalmxl 27 per cent of water. The On the occasion of a presidential re mas story if he could from Sarah Bern "I lmvc eh* rved recently a rather <lo differently had we our lives to live fact, it was voted to bea low and rather curious thing with respect to tlie rela over again? Doubtless we would do vulgar performance, and tiiey conse ception a chosen few were admitt«*d hardt, who was playing In New York likely to live twenty years. A lion will legal standard is not to exceed 15 tier tionship 1/". vi c'll eats and rats, and It just as we have always done unless we quently played to empty houses. This and formed a circle around the recep at the time. Her secretary suggested cost $1.000 and Is good for twelve years cent of water. Coffee.—The coffee* had been glaz.ed tion room. Then the president made that Thompson write a story ami let A Siberian tiger costs $4.006, a polar bus led to a . itlier interesting reflec could have learned our lesson from our with a glazing mixture composed of tion," said u man wiio takes much in sad past experience, for we would see indication of gcxxl taste on tlie part of tlie round, favoring each with a formal her sign it as if it were her own. Accord bear $1,600. a black bear $260. Irish Is tialay tin* living tongue of al dextrin nnd starch, colored witli brown terest in a ..Dial life. •'For awhile the tilings through tlie same glasses ami the Petaluma p«*ople offended tlie man bow and a few words. Then he return- ingly he turned out a pretty little story ruts overr i my place. At night there find no necessity for change. When ager and middle man of tlie troupe, <*d to liis pisition before the tireplace, call«*d “Noel.” The next day Sarah most as many p«*ople as speak Welsh. aniline dye. and lie vowed ami declared lie would and they in turn were conducted to read, approved and dashed her stun Greek, Servian, Bulgarian, Norwegian Bread. Cheap baker's bread; soggy, was no sue thing as «¡uiet around the or Danish. In Galway alone are 17,838 not sufficiently baked nnd containing house. Tl:ey would scamper across the death rings down the curtain on the make tlie gruss grow on tlie streets of him, bow«*d and retired. ning signature on both manuscripts. persons who can speak nothing but glucose* nnd malt extract. There was no handshaking, liis hands floor, bump up and clown th«* steps and lives we love tlie scene shifts and re Petaluma. From that time on he en Irish. Potatoes.—These* we're normal. cut all kind.« of caix-r». We secured u grets spring up thicker than daisies in deavored to slur the city that had justly "being so bestowed as to Indicate tliat Gravy.—Made of flour, milk nnd drip The scarcity of Sunday school teacli cat. mid from the very time the cat a meadow. What is the use? Regrets ignored his inferior show, and thus tlie salutation was not to be accompa ers is causing much anxiety to London from tlie colored anil adulterated sau appeared on tin* place tlie rats began cannot bring them back to us. Itogreto originated tlie allusion to Petaluma in nied with slinking hands.” At these clergymen. In many parishes the sage. to get scarce. cannot right tlie mistakes we have n slighting way. Tlie residents of Pet levees our first president shone, too. I d the matter of dress. Washington is de- Tlie breakfast consisted of seven ar teachers complain tliat their classes are “Tlai c nothing curious about this mad«', lint tiiey can make us miserable t<x> large to be dealt with effectively, ticles, of which only one* was normal. fact in itself. But to my personal and unhappy without doing tlie least aluma ar«* amused when would-be act scriiied as resplendent in black velvet, and helpers are not forthcoming even Five* articles, or 71 per cent, contained knowledge the rata have never seen the gixxi in tlie world. Living in the ors and actreww*s strive to bring them- 1 silver knee and s I km * buckles, long black artificial coloring matter. Bulletin In selv«*s into prominence bv announcing I silk stockings, his powdensl hair tied from among crowded congregations. cat. T!.<* cat has remained on one floor nn.l lli<* ruts on another. There has been shadow of this vain regret takes all tin* that tiiey are from their city, But tiiey In a silk ling or cu«* behind. He wore In a foreign office report on tlie trad« diana State Board of Health. no chasing and no conflict between joy out of existence and tends to make feel sorry for tlie people, who claim to' yellow gloves and held a cocked hat in of Nankin it is stat«*d that such is tlie them. Now. I want to know how the wretched the lives of those who must la* intelligent ami relined ami move ill > his hand.—Exchange. value placed on literary degree*» b.v tin Genina Perverted. com«* in contact witli us. Emerson tlie best society, when they belittle! rats know tlie ent is on the place. A singular feat In the forgery of Chinese that during a periixl when hull “Tlie inquiry lias caused uie to in- says very truly that regret is like dreds of the inhabitants were dying bank notes has Just been accomplished themselves by taking tlie words out of | WEEPING AT A WEDDING. dulge tin* more interesting reflection. “dragging a corpse continually over daily from cholera no fewer than 17,66< In Copenhagen, tint with results that a vulgar minstrel ’ s mouth to entertain | A (bineue Marriaire I n a Molmt and How far can a rat detect th«* presence your shoulder.” Tin* past is gone, it is students visited the city to compete foi ultimately brought tlie authors to dis Solemn Ceremony. of a cat by th«* sense of smell? Evi ours no longer. Then seal tin* lxx>k of their friends. Of course tiiey are igno 260 vacancies. aster in a most ludicrous way. With A Chinese marriage Is a solemn cere rant of this fact, however. dently at considerable distance. Else An eight inch pipe line has been con no apparatus better than a small litho Hie past anil lay it away to gather tin* mony no talk, no levity and much ery- the rats at my place would not have structcd from tlie Bakersfield oil rogio" graphic press and one or two most Im Ing. The solemnity of a limerai pre- known of tin* cat’s presence under the dust of forget fulness until it has passtsl 286 miles to San Francisco bay by the perfect and primitive tools a lithog BRIEF REVIEW. vails. After the exchange of presents circumstances. I'm quite sure that into oblivion. Today is ours and that Standard Oil company. The oil is so rapher had succeeded in producing the bride Is dressiil with much care in we can make the most of if we strive they have never seen tlie cat. But thick tliat it lias to be heati-d every 10,000 notes of 10 kroner, each so per Collectors Seek Keys. a red gown—brocade or silk. If she cun they know be is there just the same. to make a rei'ord by turning our faces twenty-seven miles as it travels. Tin fect that only stupidity prevented a and they have been awfully cautious steadfastly from the bast, l<x>k on the •‘Clef mania” is a comparatively mod get it; her eyelashes are painted a deep line Is covered with asbestus and de great success. Tlie police quite refus since Ills arrival.”—New Orleans Times- bright side and let faith, lio|>e ami ern form of thecollectiiigcraze. It con black, and she wears a heavy red veil ed to believe that notes so |x*rf«*ct bad livers 20,600 barrels a day. Democrat. charity have full sway. Then the little sists of an irresistible ambition to gather attached to a scarlet headdress from There nre 22,312 printing establish been produced witli means so inade which imitation pearls hang over the ments in the United States, and the quate, but the lithographer, touched in censor of life will not lx* tilled with tlie together keys of all sorts, sizes and forehead. A feast Is spread upon a ta IlHiiKi-oHii Flshlna. valm* of the finished product is nlxnit ills artistic pride, asked for his press dead gray ashes tliat can never lx' shapes. One victim to th«* habit, a ble, to which the blushing bride Is led Some years ago the New London $350,000,000 a year. One and a quar and, going to work In Ids cell, He X >11 sloop yacht Redliot, while cruising off fanned into life again, but will give out woman, openly confess«*«! recently to by five of her friends. They are Heated ter billion pounds of paper are used in demonstrated that it is possible to lx* Marthas Vineyard for swordfish, was comfort to the living friends as well as having traveled over 100,060 miles in at the table, but no one eats. Deep si n year. Forty thousand salaried otfi at once a knave and a line artist. And struck by a wounded fish ami so badly bringing peace and contentment to pursuit of tier hobby, during which lence prevails, when finally the mother "I SIMPLY HAD TO WRITS IT. cers, clerks and so on are employed in now In Copenhagen tlie strange specta injured that she sank. The fish hail ourselves. Life is short at best. Then time she has expended, entirely on starts crying, the maids follow, and the and the French version and the Eng- the business and 170,000 workmen. cle Is witnessed of forged bank notes pierce«! the bottom witli liis sword and why not fill the little chalice up to the keys, quite a res|s*etabl«* fortune. Iler bride Joins in the chorus. Then all the for 10 kroner, worth nothing as money, Hugo Jacobi, a wocxleii armed army were printed side by side. The lish in liis blind attack had buttl'd liis head brim and accept only those things that collection comprises the key of tin* Nll- bridesmaids leave the table, and the other day, when he visited Sarah iu pensioner of Bingen-on-the-Rhine, lie selling freely among connoisseurs for so hard against tier timbers that tiiey will tend to purify and brighten our remlierg iron virgin; one said to have disconsolate mother takes a seat beside Paris nt her big house in the Boulevard came intoxicatt-d on tlie night of Ills 30 kroner as beautiful specimens of the chair of state, where the bride sits. were shattered. existence and make us agreeable to lielongtsl to ('leopatra’s jewel case; a Tlie bridegroom now enters witli four Perelre, Thompson found that she had birthday. He felled four policemen lithographers’ work.—London Globe. Actually not on«* of tlie fifty or sixty forgotten him. He discovered tills fact witli Ids wocxlen arm, cracked a licet vessels tliat cruise for swordfish lias a others. It was never intemhsl that we huge iron specimen from tlie tower of of Ills men friends. The men pick up Oatlook For Tim Colored Shot*». when he picked up a beautifully illus bouse keeper's head, smashed all tin should go through the world sorrowful London, picked up in a yVardour-street the throne on which the bride sits nnd, record of complete immunity. One Judging from tlie statements of shoe crockery In tlie establishment and final trated Ixxik by tlie tragedienne, which and complaining tliat our destiny was shop; tlie one that useil to unlock An preceded by the bridegroom, form ill craft was struck and rammed by sword to Ills surprise was "Noel.” Mr. Thomp ly smasluxl his arm. He Is now In manufacturers, wholesalers and sales fish twenty times In one cruise. Luck the valley of the shadow ami that fate ne Hathaway’s cottag«* at Stratford-on- I procession and walk around the room men, the demand for tall colored shoes son was staring at it as one stares at prison. ily none of the attacks was delivered had «leerit'il that sorrow, disappoint Avon, ami many others equally curi- or into an adjoining room, signifying The Figaro of Paris is congratulat and other light shades for tlie ap that he is carrying her away to bis own the ghost of an old sweetheart, when under such circumstances that the fish ments and discouragement should tie oils ami interesting. proaching spring and summer season home. The guests then throw rice at Muie. Sarah came swift footed, rus Ing itself on the prediction it made tw< succeediii In piercing her hull entirely, our |x>rtion as we walked through this tling In an orange colored morning years ago that on«* could soon coininii will not lie phenomenal nor will It ex the happy couple, a custom we ha ve but tin* vessel was Injured so badly that “vale of tears." To be sure we can find gown. “Oh!” she exclaimed, noticing nieate with passengers on Atlantic ceed the expectations of several months she needed a thorough overhauling aft this path if we seek it, ami we need German Scientist on Length of Lile, borrowed from them. the book in his band. “Have you read steamers without leaving tbe boule ngo. This season Is now far enough er she made port. It was asserted by Buffon, tin* natu- It? A little thing, but real—une tranche vards. Recently the Compagn«* Gencr udvanced to give a fair indication of never turn aside into brighter paths An Actor*« III under. ralist, that the number of years required A theatrical manager tells of an amus de la vie. It was an event In my own ale Transatlantique distributed book wliat may be expected in the call for that lead to peace and happiness. We Spencer» and Title«. b.v an animal to reach adult life isahout tills class of goods. Tlie opinion seems Herbert Spencer in disdaining all ti can keep on gathering the thorns and one-sixth or one-seveuth tlie entire I ing anil ludicrous mistake made by a life that haunted me and haunted me lets giving the directions necessary fot quite general that tans in tlie various I simply bad to write it, a frag until utilizing tills mcxle of correspondence. young actor in a play. ties happened to follow a lead set to the thistles in the “vale of tears” if we I Tlie young actor liad up to this time rnent of my childhood. Ah, those days, The British storage battery patents shades will lie confined principally to him by others of bls name. Charles insist uixin it instead of the sweet- length of life in tliat animal. Later, Flourens thought one-fiftli more nearly employed liis talents in enacting such those days!"—San Francisco Argonaut. says tbe Engineering and Mining Jour high class goods, a small amount to tlie Spencer, second Lord Sunderland, scented flowers tliat breathe of tlie res medium tine grades and witli very few would not, when lie sat in parliament urrection as they spring into new life the correct ratio. A recent German roles ns calk'd for no sp<*«>ch on liis part. Sent Home Without Their Dinner. nal, over which then* turn been so much among tlie cheap lines, that tans will litigation, expired on March 3, 1903. tor Tiverton, allow himself to lie called from tin* dead past. Eveyone must authority, Dr. G. yon Bunge, has con But in tills play lie was intrusted with sell more freely in tlie larger cities tie a When the bishop of Truro, Dr. Gott, my lord and expressed the hop«* that tinued this general law, although the tin* following line, the only words to was dean of Worcester, says a writer The patents were fundamental in char for several years, espec ially in tlie east cluxis«* their own pathway. Which be spoken by him during the entire acter and covered nearly all the useful he would live to see the day when ratios do not appear to be perfectly con in V. C., his absent mindedness was so forms of perforated, ribbed, grooved or and middle west, and also that their not a peer would be left In England shall it be, the on«* that breathes of stant. Dr. von Bunge measured the play: "The king is dead! Ixmg live the notorious that he earned for himself studded lead plates as well as tlie me sale will not by a long margin affect Another anil a later Spencer, the Hon. ho|H'lessness and death anil pliu'es its time taken by various animals to dou the sobriquet of Dean For-Gott. king!” chanical application of active material that of the black finishes. Shoe and George Spencer, sixty years ngo aston icy seal iqs»! mirth and everything Leather Reporter. On one occasion he had invited some to them. ble their birth weight, and finds this The critical time arriving, it was ob- ished ills father, the Earl Spencer of tliat makes life wortli tlie living, or the friends to dine with him. On their ar Tlie temperance movement which be the day, by dropping his title and even one that brings our friends clustering approximately proportional to tlie time served by other players tliat the young How tile Wolf Outwit. til«* D<» k . rival a short time before dinner hour his name when he became a Roman around us and radiates happiness and required to reach adult age. Man takes num who was to acclaim tin* new mon he suggested that in the interval of gan in Japan In 1873 with a society of Timber is on the increase Catholic nnd entered tlie Passlonirt or contentment until it reaches far and lx>- 186 days to double his birtli weight, arch In tin* words Just quot«*d was suf waiting his friends would perhaps like foreign residents of Y’okohaina ba> Any farmer will tell you in Kansas. so. Tlie twenty years to reach maturity, and fering from a dreadful attack of stage grown until now there are forty-six of dor as “Father Ignatius.” to walk through the grounds. yond our own narrow sphere, gathering these six'ieties united In a national fences shield the young saplings, and lives ninety to 160 years. Tin* corres friglit. Ills cue came, but no words After spending about a quarter of an force and helping to weld the bonds of ShorteNt Street In the World. temperance league. The league repre the prairie tires that used to sweep the ponding numbers for tlie dog are nine could lie speak, so frightened was lie. hour In admiring the flowers, shrubs friendship for all time? If you clnxise Finally, however, he pulled himself I sents 3.617 members. As a result of underbrush and leave the young trees Wliat Is perhaps the shortest street days, two years, and ten to twelve and greeuliouses they suddenly came together and In desperation sliouti'd nt tlie former you may leave a wave of tbeir agitation a bill lias been passed unprotected come no longer. But the In the world is West South Div sion years, upon a door in the garden wall. the toji of liis voice: prohibiting the use of toliacco by clill coming of tlie fences ami the going of street in Buffalo. Furthermore, it lias p'.ty that will last for a time, but few "Ah," said the dean to his astonished tiie prairie Arcs have helped wolves. “Long live the king: lie's dead!" dren under twenty years of age. only on«’ side. South Division street friends will want to bask long in its A Turkish Soldier's Pay. guests, "this will be a much nearer There are more wolves In the country proper runs east from Main, but tlie somber light. The latter, who do the It Is suggested that tlie height of tlie now than there wore thirty years ago. A Turkisli soldier’s pay is one me- way for you to go home than by going IrCfTHl Court«»?. old surveyors allowed it to cross Main lx*st tiiey can from day to day, will back to the front!” and, forgetting his Mississippi’s floods could lie diminished The wolf Is smart. He runs with Ids jeedeli a month (about 3s. fid. of Eng-, An Instance of legal courtesy occur street and run for thirty feet on the have no time for regrets, for tlie past with great Incidental profit to agricul lisli money). Payment is irregular, red In a courtroom not very long ago. Invitation, he opened the door and ture by building reservoirs in Its west head down and dodges under femes. west side, when* It Intersects Erie bowed them out.—Youth's Companion. The dog runs "to the line." witli his tli«'y lay no claim to, it has pnss«xl out A lawyer with Mac prefaced to Ills and though on great feasts lie Is stt|e strwit, which runs d.'aarnaJ’’' -■ "tb ern brandies. These* tributaries pass head up. He runs into fences that tin* west from Main. On th«* north of of their lives and they are ready to | m « h « m | to lx* paid oil’to tile last para, it 3."<rae-«nd a brother-lawyer ong.-;p<J it* through arid countri«*». when* th«*., wa (lark an hronir H«»rsea. woif has led ¡.in, tn, midjln* flog i. ml I West Division street is Shelton square, grasp tlie op|x>rtunities of tisday and is t«xi often deferred, or la|>seH alto a heated discussion. The latter innln- Representative Champ Clark Is a ter if umx I for irrigation would repay up nnd abandons tin*. chase. There so the short street has but its south will leave tin* memory of pleasant and gether. The local treasury is res|x>nsi- tained his ¡XMlition, claiming lie could connoisseur about bronze horses, The the cost of dams, and. too. tlie artificial should lie a larger bounty on wolves side to call its own. Exchange. tender thoughts, kind words and dts-ds ble for payment, on receipt of an order And his authority and turning over to other day he was going down Pennsyl lakes above the dams would modify the Tlie growth of timber In Kansas will the pages of tlie statute Ixxik. when, as a heritage to thi-h from loiislanliiiOpie. When a mnr>- quit a ns a flash, MiT Sahl, 'You »v,if vania avenue, past the equestrian climate In the Interest of uniformity, more than pay the extra bounty. I!m while tin' wmrte water-wouid-'b«; co:, porla (Kan.) Gazette. Kiither Prossl«*. lias served his time without receiving fliul what you want on page —, sec statue of General Hancock. “That horse,” quoth he, “is the sec verti'd Into electricity for power. A lady who was an ardent votary of The l’etalunia Ladies’ Improvement all tlie pay due to him lie receives on tion — . Thirty-four states allow dissection of modern culture hap|M*msl to sit nt mi Club is ms wide-awake and as enthusias leaving, an order for tin* whole amount. Mac's opponent looked up tlie refer ond best bronze horse in thia city.” PrlmlflvR Plowing In Enalnn«!. the human body. Nineteen have liliernl "And the best one?” evening party next to an eminent com tic in regard to tin* improvement of But if he owesanything to tlie < lovern- ence and fouml the law governing On the outskirts of the little village acts for the providing of material, fif "The b«*st one, ” added the Missou poser and leader of an orchestra. In its town as it was tin* day it organize«! ment in taxes, tin* amount 1 h deducted asses. A ripple of laughter spread oveF of ('«xlford. pleasantly xitUiitixl almost rian, "Is the Thomas horse. Tlie man teen have lllllieral ones, mid tin* law« In the heart of tlie famous Wiltshire tin* full expectation of eliciting from the court from his pay. several years ago. Tlie « lull ’ s last move of eleven stntes are silent as to the who made the horse orf which tin the ma«*stro a particularly brilliant and downs, tin* ohi traditions of phiwint.- by statue of General Thomas sits was study of anatomy, excepting in tlielr oxen are still faithfully preserved For Wn. Vaelesa. Intelhx'tual pronouncement, she Inquir on tills little clus kiT-lxiard of town im Portugal is the most illiterate coun "But,” proteat«*d the loving wife, "lie brought up with horses, and I will tell laws of malpractice. Thirty one stntf-s years and years past ('. Nutley has Imo ed, “How do you feel after conducting provement was to send its worthy presi forbid tlie desecration of graves. In th*- dent, Mrs. A. Atwater, who by tie try iu Europe. Nearly 68 jier eent of fore I was married I always had a new you how I know It. the Ninth Symphony?" tunny of his broad acres of land fur “The mane of the .animal is th»<*k«*d enllglitem*«l state« the lawmakers Inn "Hungry," was the laconic reply way, lias tx-cupied that (xisition ever her )H>pulation cannot write. In Italy bonnet every time I wanted one.” rowed by th<* nid of pairs of oxen yoked assunnxl tlint-lf the dead Ims no friend a little on one aide. I suppose I have __ brutal _______ husband since the cluli's organization, to San the pro|s>rtion of illiterates is 58 jier "Yea,” answerod the willing to pay for his burial he has to the plows. The sight lias attracted Thrifty Mother. Francisco to interview President A. W. cent; in Russia, 36 per cent; in Spain, without looking up from his paper, reached forward with my whip a thou none whose heartstrings would !><* t 'f numerous tourists passing along tlie _ ___ __ in the °_____ mouse sand, times when riding and lifted "She named her baby after nil four Foster in regard to Ixnutifying tlie 1) |s-r cent, and in Britain not quite 4 “and I put fresh cheese f'odford road, and many of i’ ' • ’« trap every night until I had caught I flecks of the mane over to the protx t if In* were dissected. So all unclnim* ■' stoppisi to secure snap shots ax intri of Its rich uncles." grounds in the vicinity of tliede|x>tof ;>er cent. bodies go to the medical colleges. •Ide.” that mouse In the pantry.”—Judge. "What gixxi will flint do? None of estlng meni' iitos. them will feel complimettted when they the California North western Railway. Glass houses of a very sulistantial Msredoslsn Girls. Wifely Optlmls». Mary's < Holer. Mr. Foster, who also lx*longs to tin* •now the other* have been so remem A More Important Matter. In Mncfxlonla girls usually mnrry nt Husband—Wlien I see all these bills "Farmer Sawyer, what Is your progressive ng«*, as is indicated all along kin<l can now lie built. Hilesian glass •eri’d." "Why,” said tlie ptinctillou« ihtohi . the age of thirteen or fourteen, and a makers ar«- turning out glass bricks for Do you think the life. daughter Mary going to la* when slue I am tired of "Oh, but she has trained the child to the line of the road, willingly a«-eorde<l finishes at college?’ time Will ever come when we shall be husband will pay £15 to £20 for n wife "I got a letter from the person you* •nswer only to the name of the uncle her a hearing with th«* result that ere all sorts of building purposes. "Waal. I kinder reckon sbe'll teacn out of debt? Wife (cheerfully!—Why If she Is a gissl rentier and export at have been praising, nnd there was a*- Who happens to lie around." Clncin- long Petaluma, in addltien to her two achool. She tlijuks she'd like the va not, darling? Ion know that you nre housework nnd spinning. When girls tually a capital In the wrong place!"* •nti Times-Star. Ixmg engagements are rather ex Ix'autiful (Mirks will IxMist on«* of tin* carrying an exceptionally lar»* life tn from the vlllnges marry townsmen no "May be so," answered Mr. I’uinnir cations. ’’•-Harper's Bazar. money Is pnld, the briile instead bring "But he never gets his capital In tin- prettiest railroad parks in the State, for pensive in Bussili. An engiqped man gu rance Harper's Baza«. ing her troussenu with her In exMmnge. wrong place In the market. And that’s Well Posted. the ladies will not lie found wanting, is expected tosend a preBent to his in The llsliente Method. liait as it were, for the privllt ge of I mm - oiu - more important." Washington Star Wibllck—Solomon was a wise man but will aid in every way to make this tended every day. "Let us talk K something we don't 0 "Hen a mighty menu man- — o 9 ing q "town Indy.” In th«* hitter case Be knew all that there was to know particular s|x>t “a tiling of beauty an<l( know anything about,” he suggested. "In what Way?" Knlcker-Do you believe in a collage the brill«' moat likely will I m * n*i|Ulnsl to Foozle— Naturally a man With his e^ a joy forever.” All along this r<»<l "Such as wUd»?' she asked. l.eather waste is no longer wasted. "Why. he's «tone deaf, and he never do llttK or ns work In the fields? nnd education? Ilok.f Yes. It t>»‘ b<*a a Wnslve ■f.ortmcnt of wives mii.Llan "Marriage," he replied, after which .ManufaetuWrs us«- it in a compressed tells tlie NMber until M IB thrwugk that is the great ambition of most gitls boy's father bow to take care of bls iWnrd all that Win going on. Itiwumi 4you will find at tin-different towns you jorm, instemtaif Item tomakecogwh«*elx. they, «vent Into executive »-ssion come to a well-kept little garden s; ot Moving him."—LUN there. Ixindon («lots'. money.—Life. Tra*cript. * • • • • _ I O BANDON RECORDER. I • . J • • • •• o o o o o O o o o o o o ® • • • • • ♦ • • o * o ’ • «