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>BBBBBB>y I *¿«1 we arw K°i<*g to do with our two
THE origin of coffee .
NEW SHORT STORIES TO MOW DOWN YANKEES
oldest boys We have forbiddeu them
'* playing cards, smoking aud Ibe like,
Sky «a« B«rrr D«S»a rr«d«ctl»a la
The < h«la shot Caaaoa th«« Was
olly arkin
Llstua's Ckesse Ad.
'I;
th« United stat««.
but not long ago we were informed ou CURIOUS LEQtNDS THAT FLOURISH
l«v«at«d hr a Uearalaa.
“I remember very distinctly,” said
IN
THE
ANCIENT
TOWN.
As
to
the
history
of
coffee,
the
legend
BOOK covers :
good authority that they were practic­
A double barreled eannou designed to
an
old
gentleuiau
In
the
Waldorf-As
­
I runs that it was first found growing
ing both aeereily. My husband look
toria to a New York Press uiau. "tbs sweep down whole regiments of Union
Al> af th« Cl«th Far Them 1« Mad«
. it« rt«t«r».<Ka a«,««*«, with T««t» I s lid In Arabia. Hadji Omar, a dervish. first we iubabltauts of Glasgow beard soldiers is oue of the relics of the civil
ste|w
to
find
out
tbe
truth
of
the
mat
­
Pew Cott«« Fabric.
Uncovered it in 1285, 817 years ago. He
“1 have been to a mothers' meeting
ttaolat Coataaa aad Tra41tl«aa aad
war and la perhaps the only ''shooting
I was dying of hunger in the wilderness. of Tom Upton. And to think be is now »iron” of the kind In the world.
Ail of the clotb used in the binding to-day, Folly, ami the subject for dis­ ter tiefore be said a word, aud then he
Haaalar *-«n Tu~ >t«ry of th«
a
uuu
of
world
renown.
Tolu
aud
1
puulabed
them
both
severely.
They
of books is made from cotton fabric,
I when, finding some small round her
Str««t et tb« Bav«*-
Immediately after war was declared
I ries, be tried to eat them, but they were were schoolboys together. Tbeu I went an Iron worker uarned John Gilleland,
yet one would not say so on seeing th« cussion was, ‘What shall we do with cried aud promised him to do better,
our
boys?
’
First
oue
mother,
then
an
­
Its
Every old city bos Ito legends,
I bitter. He tried roasting them, and to Etou and lost track of him. I studied then employed in one of the Athens
but still we worry about them.”
finished product Borne of it looks ex-
stories, its peeuilar customs aud its I these he finally steeped in some wster law, and when 1 returned to Glasgow
___ w like
__ coarse linen. Other styles other, gave her opinion, aud each of
actly
Tom had hung out hta shingle as a foundries, decided that he could make
have an appearance of the finest kind them bad a grain of gtsid iu her meth­
"You should have tried my bue- characteristic quarters. Ot all the cit- I held in the hollow of bls hand and green gitxer In an obscure street. He a cannon with two barrels which should
of silk, while others bare various sorts od; but when it came to Mr». B----- ,
, lea ill tlie uew world, Mexico has clus­ found the decoction as refreshing as if
be more eff.-ctlve tliau a dosen of the
of tiuUiuis that look ilk«
can­ who hi kuown far and widt as the most band’s plan in regard to breaking the tered w ithin it more of legend, history, he had partaken of solid food. He hur­ was competing with well established
usual kind. The death dealing Inven­
firms
aud
for
three
years
plodded
along
boys
from
smoking
aud
playing
canls.
vas, watered silk and a thousand dif­ devoted mother aud with the l>e»t be­
tradition and quaint customs aud peo­ ried buck to Mocha, from which he had almost unnoticed aud with only a small tion was to be charged with Iron balls
If
there
la
one
thing
we
are
both
a
unit
ferent design«.
I
been
baulahed,
and.
inviting
the
wise
haved aud most lovable children for
ple than any othsr. Almost every
number of customers. But one day th« of a nouexpliMlve nature, to which was
When tlie clotb comes from the mills
in disc« uraging It la that twiu evil,
these stories men to partake of bls discovery, they Glasgow papers bore an advertisement to be attached a long stout chain, ao
It is treated In various ways to pre miles around, every word she uttered smoking and eard-playiug. My hue­ street has its story*
were
ao
well
pleased
with
it
that
they
that when the two barrels were tired
something like this:
pare it for the dyeing process, which is was good advice and listened to with band discovered the boys oue day , cover all the (arnut of the picturesque. made him a saint
simultaneously the balls and cbalu
“
Thomas
I.ipton
will
sell
at
market
the most important Different kinds of interest, her hearers heartily concurring playing cards with some friends in the | the horrible, the sentimental and the
The story is told that coffee was in­
would mow down men by companies.
price
good
cheeses
filled
with
coin
ot
pathetic.
sizing are used in the different grades, in all she had to say. except Mrs. M----- ,
troduced into tLe West Indies in 1723
barn loft and smoking. He never let
The cannon was cast. When It was
the
kingdom.
The
cheeses
have
been
who
remarked
tartly,
‘
The
good
old
and after thia is done it Is ready for
in Ito early hstory the City of Mex­ I by Chirac, a French physician, who
entirely finished the inventor Invited a
the color machines.
Bible is my authority, aud it says de­ them know he had seen them but stole ico was divided Into wards, or quar­ gave a Norman gentleman of the name prepared especially aud are laden with number of his friends to a pine thicket
These are really the same sort of ma­ cidedly and plainly enough for most quietly down and came to the bouse to ters. each oue of which was the special I of I>e Clleux. a captain of infantry on threepences, sixpences, shillings, halt
on a hill on the outskirts of the city to
chines that calico Is made on. They people, ‘Thou siialt not have any other talk It over with me. We decided it home of some trade or profession. I his way to Martinique, a single plant. sovereigns and sovereigns.’
‘This astonishing announcement at­ see it work. The double barreled thing
are built of great steel rolls or cams God before me,' aud again, ‘Train up a would never do to punish the.. , for There was the <reet or quarter of the The wa voyage was a stormy one. the
was placed In position on the hillside
that are heated to a high temperature
that would ouly drive them from home - shoemakers, the streets of the sliver­ I vessel was driven out of her course, and tracted a lot of attention, and the little
by means of live steam passing child in the way he should go,’aud to play. -He was more hurt at their smiths, of th« bakers, of the saddle drluklng water became so scarce that shop of I.ipton, green grocer, was be­ and a heavy charge of powder rammed
through them constantly. The clotb ‘Spare the roil and spoil the child.’ I deceiving him than he was at their in­ makers, of the butcher«, of the watch- it was distributed in ratious. De Clleux, sieged. He sold his cheese by the pound home In each barrel and the chained
aud iu each slice one was quite sure balls loaded on top of this. Tlie Invent­
passes through boxes filled with the i follow all three of these commands to
makers, of the silk merchants, of the with an affection for his coffee plant,
aniline color that the cloth Is expected I the letter as nearly as I can. I don’t dulging in the two vices he abhorred. wlue sellers aad ao on. There was divided his portion of water with It and to find at least a silver coin. What a or's friends kept at a safe distance, and
to be colored with. This is mixed with | |M.|ieve in fondling and making over Finally wedecided tointrodm« playing even the street ot the coffin makers. succeeded in bringing It to Martinique, trade he drew! He sold cheese by th« he applied the fuse. One charge of pow
a starch paste and Is spread evenly all my children, for that is where parents cards In the home, and their father Many of these old names still exist although weak, not In a hopeless condl- thousands of pouuds. It cost him a der and ball "went off.” but the other
goodly penny, too. because he guve didn't. As the heavy luill shot out It
through the clotb.
make a mistake and proceed to make was to Join them in the gaineH and keep though tile easte-fike character of the I tlou. There he planted It in bls garden, away in this fashion about £500. But carried witli it the chain to the full
The latter then continues through the
them
playing
every
night
until
they
cCitfi nearni cams nna nr nnn»v rr»ll«si idols of them, and it spoils them as well. got sick of cards. The boys were com­ streets has souieYbat changed. One of protected it with a fence of thorns and I.ipton was established. For years lie length, ripplug and cuvortlng around,
the most fashionable streets of the city watched it dally until the end of the was known as ‘Cheese Lipton.' and over and under the pine saplings, rocks
ip nt the back of tlie machine in a 1 lay down the law aud expect them to
heavy roll of the desired color. The dif- |ol>ey, aud if they don't they know pletely taken aback wheu that ulght at is Plateroa, th® street of the silver­ year, when be gathered two pounds of each Christmas he would conceive and mud. tearing up small tree» and
ferent flniahes arc given In a s*-<*ond I’-haaHatfiiieiif la
.Af —-u m. ■uippar ib«ir father remarked that he smiths. Even today there are more coffee, which he distributed among the some brilliant scheme along lines that earth, and Anally came circling back to
process, tl . <■»«.»•. i..
uiiuiign rdren turn out badly it will be through had change«! his mind about their Jewelry sh«ps on this street than any inhabitants of the island to be planted appealed to the public.”
the caunon which held the other ball
very heavy and massive steel rolls no fault of miue, for I have refrained playing cards and he had brought home other kind vf business, and here still by them. From Martinique coffee trees
with chain attached. Tlie Inventor was
which have been engraved with the de­ from making Idols of them aud I have a pack and prop ped that they have a are to be : fund the most fashionable In turn were sent to Santo Domingo.
struck on one arm by the ball, now
M€*Kinley*a Good Xatore.
Jewelry aiy art curio stores of the city, Guadeloupe and other neighboring is­
sign that Is wanted. Fine lines run­
The late President McKinley's rela nearly spent, and knocked senseless,
game. He heaped coals of fire on their
The strft it of the coffin makers still lands.
ning diagonally across the clotb will not spared the rod, as each aud all of
tions
with the newspaper correspond while friends feared to go near, sup­
heads
by
telling
them
how
much
be
The coffee tree is an evergreen shrub,
exists ayd Is now very appropriately
give a silk effect, and there are many them, from the oldest dowu to the baby
ents
were
almost always cordial, and posing that the other barrel might take
other Impressions that may be stamped luau testify.’ Hhesaid this In a tone of appreciated their having carried out known /s the Street of Death. It la a growing, In its natural state, to a height he never seemrsi half so anxious t<i a notion to discharge. It was some time
of
fourteen
to
eighteen
feet.
It
is
usu
­
his
wishes
in
the
past
and
leaving
cards
lane,
running
the
length
of
narro1
on in this way.—Springfield Union.
resignation that made me indignant,
before the discharged ball lay motion­
ally kept trimmed, however, for con­ keep them aloof as his attendants were less near the upturned cannon. The In­
----------------------- for we all know there is not a more alone because they knew he disliked only <^e block.
One of his last vacations as president
venience
in
picking
the
berries,
which
de Mayo (5th of May) street
Cli
Whittier'« Barbara Frletchle.
I cowed and narrow-minded family of them when other boys were playing all
was taken in the Adirondack!. Thither ventor's arm was shattered, making
was ¿anted In commemoration of the grow’ along the branches dose to tlie went a newspaper photogrupher on th« amputation necessary.
oblldrenin the whole town than Mrs. around them. How the poor little fel­
leaves and resemble in shape and color
wall” Jackson that has given greatest
This was the first and last trial of the
lows did twist and turn in their chairs deceive advantage gained by Mexican ordinary cherries. The tree cannot lie speculation tliut he might possibly gel
trtyps over the French, which took
offense and has caused the friends of I H------ 's. They all Jodk unhappy and
cannon which was to mow down the
some
snapshots
of
tlie
chief
executive
and
grow
red
in
the
face,
but
neither
I
hardly
dare
open
their
mouths
when
In
pljk-e upon that date. This naming of grown above the frost line, neither can in his hours of ease. For two or thro« Yankees. Mr. Gllleland lost ho|H‘ and
that gallant gentleman to denounce the
whole story as a myth and either to I their mother’s presence. The only time one had the courage to confess their syeets, parka and public places after it be successfully grown In the tropics.
interest with his arm. and the cannon
deny Barbara's existence in toto or to II ever saw them thaw out aud act natu­ shortcomings. That ulght he explained «Jttes Is common in Spauisb countries. The most successful climate for produc­
was ¡lermltted to remain on the hill for
tion
is
that
found
at
an
altitude
of
Tone
end
of
Cinco
de
Mayo
street
en
­
question her loyalty. There Is no rally was one evening at a social, when all the cards to the Itoys, and told
many mouths, but was finally carted
ground for either. Barbara Frletchle their mother, for some reason or other, them the uameof each, then they com­ ters the Zocalo, the principal square of about 4,000 feet. Anything much above
into the city, where for years it did
perhaps never saw “Stonewall” Jack- was detained at home. Il was a pleas­ menced to play aud kept it up until 12 the city. Tlie Zocalo has seen many this is in danger of frost, which is fatal
most effective duty In celebrating elec­
to the tree, and when coffee is grqwn
son. At least she did not see him ride ure to watch them. They were among o’clock. The next night
tions and Christmas day. By and by the
the historic bapi>enings. There in olden much below this it requires artificial
ih it was me
times was the great temple of the Az­
past her bouse on that “cool Septem­
old denth dealer was missed from Its
same thiug, and it was all right forai
for si
the
last
to
leave,
and
one
of
the
girls
shade,
which
materially
increases
the
tecs,
which
was,
with
its
accompanying
ber morn.” Not because she was bed­
place near the old city hall, and no one
/rn«v iiruunnio
ridden on that day, as lias been assert­ remarked as she started for home that week, then it began to grow tiresome, base or pyramid, larger thau St. Pe­ cost of production and does not produce
seemed to know what had become of it.
but
still
their
father
was
euthusiastit
as
marketable
berries.
It
is
owing
to
ter’s at Rome, the largest church build­
ed. Mrs. Abbott, who went down to she never had such a good tjiue in
Finally, after diligent search, it was
Invite her aunt to come and spend the her life. It is no wondir that two of over the game; he never got tired lug lii the world. There, too, was the this particular requirement that coffee
found In a Junk shop. From this place
day with her, falling to Induce her to her boys ran away from home to seek Then oue ulght he brought home some palace of Montezuma, in fact, two pal­ has never been successfully produced
it was resurrected, and tlie city council
leave the house, remained and watched their fortunes. I am sure they fouud cigarettes aud told the boys he bad no aces, both noted, one the old, in which In the United States.—Success.
made an appropriation sufficient to
with her the “dust brown ranks” as peace aud comfort that had been objection to their learning to smoke, were quartered Cortez and his officers,
have It mounted and placed near the
a
building
whose
vast
size
excited
the
they passed. Jackson on reaching Mar­ strangely lacking iu their owu home. provided they smoked at home. Tke 1
MAKING BREAD.
Conf<*<lerate monument. Immediately
admiration of even the Spaniards them­
ket street rode with bls staff two
opposite the government building.
cigarettes had been doctored for the oc- 1
Mrs.
H
-----
undoubtedly
thinks
she
is
fl
Biscuit
and
rolls
require
a
hotter
selves, used as they were to the vast
squares to the north to pay bls re­
"1"
casion.
Their
father
insisted
ou
their
'
fl
doing
the
rigiit
thing
iu
following
the
structures of the Moors of their day, oven than bread.
spects to the Presbyterian minister,
The <#w aad the Oa la Iadla.
Bread should rise to twice its original
Dr. Ross, on Second street, and then instructions to the letter In bringing up smoking the whole pack, aud they which Htill existed in Spalu In all their
Few people traveling in India can
I
,
quantity before it is ready to bake.
rejoined his troops by riding through her family. She, at any rate, has suc­ went at it in earnest. Before they splendor.
fail to notice the part played, whether
On the Zocalo, too. Is the Cathedral
Mill alley and reaching Patrick street ceeded iu cowering them completely were through they were the siekest
The sponge should be set at night if
in the flesh or Its representation, by the
of
Mexico,
the
third
largest
church
about half a square to the west of and making the submissive ones almost boys you ever saw, and some way or '
the baklug is to be done In the morn­
cow and the ox. Sacred cattle wander
I I I Ï Mi
II
in the world, which occupied ing; otherwise set it early in the morn­
1 ij
Barbara Frletcble’s house. Of this as narrow-minded as herself.
1
unmolested and unmolesting through
' other they seemed to combine the two building
n' I
a member of that staff, himself n gal
the streets of the cities, more especial­
together, aud to this day they caunot 100 years is building. Ou this public ing.
the eommou people believed for
laut son of Maryland, has again and
Bread and biscuits should rise in a
ly In the south, generally decorated
abide cigarettes or cards and cannot be square
'
a long time that the ghost of the unfor­ moderately warm place, for if too cold
again testified. The poet Whittier re­ i “On the other hand, look at Mrs.
with garlands of flowers; stone “nan-
induced
to
touch
them.
It
was
far
(
tunate Aztec emperor. Montezuma, it will be heavy or if too hot it is likely
ceived bls materials from Mrs. South­ B----- ’s family. They are a welcome
dis,” the bulls of Siva, keep guard be­
,
at night lamenting the loss of to sour.
worth of Georgetown, D. C.. and used addition to auy gathering, perfect little more effectual than auy punishment wandered
fore his temples and round his tanks;
but little license in working them up, ladies and gentlemen; always at their could have beeu. But Mrs. H----- has i empire and the destruction of bls peo­
they are portrayed in fresco or in carv­
Milk is preferable for mixing. In
I
W'l
not
told
us
how
she
makes
her
home
so
|
ple. Even today the bumbler folk be­ some cases the quantity used will have
an the letter written to him and quoted ease, ready to do their part when it
ing on the walls of many a rock cavern.
1 lieve that a tunnel connects the cathe­ to be varied a little, as some flour will HE INVITED TUB 1'HOTOGltAI'HEB TO COMB Oxen turn mills, plow the land, are the
In full In his “Life” well shows. .
comes to entertaining, and know the attractive to the boys.”
ALONG.
dral with the cast!« of CUapulteptK.', the absorb more moisture than others.
I proper thmg to do and at the right
days the enterprising camera man had drawers and carriers of water and,
“I have evenings at home for my presidential residence, three aud a half
Careful of th« Thermometer.
A good sponge can be made of one hard luck, for the caretaker of the above all, are Invaluable for drawing
time. They don’t appear forward,
In a certain village not very long ago either, ouly Just uatural. They are boys,” replied Mrs. H----- . “I let them miles away, at the «nd of the Paseo de pint of sifted flour, one cake of com­ place kept him out of photographing loads. Cattle, as is well known, are by
la Reforma, one of the' finest and no­ pressed yeast dissolved in a cupful of
Hindoos held in great and superstitious
a benevolent doctor offered to give a
invite their friends, aud the entire
distance from the president. Then
reverence, Ganges water poured over a
thermometer to every cottage, carefully bright and attractive aud sought after evening Is devoted to their enjoyment. blest public drives tn the world.
warm water and liquid enough to good luck he met McKinley face by
to
One
of
the
historic
streets
of
Mexico
cow’s tali being equivalent to the kiss­
explaining its use. Soon after their ar­ by their friends, who are legion. Mrs. They would*rather entertain at borne
make a batter. It should be left to face and told him what he wanted.
la
Mu
risen
la.
This
faces
the
north
side
ing of tl>e sacred book or taking an
rival a district visitor entered one B----- gave the whole keynote to her
“Is It of great consequence to you to oath. Yet, unfortunately, the draft bull
any time than go out. I make their of the Alameda, the largest and most rise till light—Exchange.
house where the new thermometer success in raising her family when she
get
these
pictures?"
queried
McKinley
often receives very rough treatment at
hung proudly in the middle of tlie room said, ‘Make home happy -for the boys rooms Just as attractive as the girls’ fashionable park of the city. It wuh
At the Theater.
Being assured that It was, lie Invited
dangling at the end of a string. The I make It the dearest aud most attractive and try to cultivate a love for the re­ along this street tint the army of Cor­
One of the most anuoying things lu the photographer to come along and his driver's bands. So long as the ani­
visitor complimented the owner upon plaee ou earth for the eutire family, for fined and beautiful. They know they tez, the great conqueror of Mexico, the world is to go to the theater and bring his cameru at once. Then both mal's life is not taken ill treatment
it and inquired If she rememltered the I therein lies the secret of holding them can bring their friends home any time, passed cn the "dismal night” when lie sit back of a man who has been to see Mr. McKinley and his wife posed as counts as nothing among these people
was driven from th« city by the Aztecs. I
who regard the brutes as sacred.
Instructions.
I together. Encourage them, itoys and and they are always welcome, and they On this street, too, occurred some of I the play and insists upon telling bls many times as the photogrupher asked
“Aye, that I do," was the reply. “1
companion all about the performance them to, greatly to the latter's delight
will
sit
around
the
table
studying
to
­
'angs un there and I watches un until I girls, to make a confident of you, and gether, playing games, quietly enjoy- the most desperate fighting on that ter- I and what’s coining next. Tlie other
Sudden l.«p«e off Memory.
rible night. There the Spaniards were night at one of the local playhouses a and profit as a matter of course.
I never tie too tired or too busy to listen
’e gets abovfe 60.”
"I Haw the whole thing,” said the
“Quite right, Mrs. ---- ,” said the to them when they want to coufide iu Joying music and singing songs, all of able to do nothing against the tlger-llke I man was greatly annoyed by the occu­
passenger with the nose glasses. “I was
The Limit ot Patience.
lady, much pleased that the directions you; but should it happen that you are which are Joined in by the rest of the ferocity and fanaticism of tlie Aztecs.
standing on the front platform when
pant of the seat in front of him talk
Up
in
New
York
state
lives
a
pension
On
the
opposite
side
of
tlie
Alameda
I
given bad taken root. “And what do uuable to give them the time, then set family when the boys desire it, and
Ing in a loud voice about what was claimant who has sounded a note of the car hit tlie wagon. It was all the
is
Avenida
Juarez,
named
after
the
I
you do when it gets above 00?”
going to happen on the stage. Finally, warning to an overcautious govern­ fault of the blamed driver. He started
an hour in which they can come and that is nearly all the time. Then I al­
“Why, then.” was the uith<oked for I confide their troubles to you and make ways have some light refreshments, great Mexican reformer, who had freed W’ben the talk became Incessant, be ment In a letter to Secretary Hitch­ to cross the track when the car wasn't
answer, “I takes un down from the I it a rule never to betray their confi­ cake aud lemonade, gingerbread and the country from the grinding rule of I exclaimed:
cock, who has referred It to Commis­ ten feet away. The motormau shut off
the church. This is a wide, well paved I
□ail aud puts un out in the garden and
the power and put on the brakes, but
cider, or something I know the boys street and on account of Its width and I “What an infernal nuisance!”
sioner Ware. She says:
dence,
never
make
light
of
what
tltey
cools un down a bit!” — London Tit-
The man in front turned around and
“I have furnished the evidence, all be couldn’t stop in time. Some of these
will
enjoy.
”
"No
wonder
her
boys
are
its
central
location
is
the
scene
of
all
I
have
to
tell
you
or
bold
it
up
to
ridi-
Bits.
said in a threatening voice:
that has been called for, and if they fool drivers are nlways doing that sort
the public processions, especially those I
I cule, for the latter has driven many a perfect,” said little Mrs. Busybody.
“Do you refer to me, sir?”
Naval Kncouraffemrttt.
want any more Evidence they know of thing. It would serve ’em right If”—
of
a
civic
ebaraettr.
This
street
Is
a
I
Here a policeman with a notebook
“No, Indeed.” replied the man in the the nddress of all the |a>rsons and par
Admiral Watson always prohibited I boy confident from his mother’s side,
continuation of the great public drive. I row behind. “I was simply saying
came along.
BRIEF REVIEW.
swearing on the vessel where he hap­ and she doiibtleHH is unconscious that
ties,
and
They
have
made
Evidence
the Paseo de la Reforma.
“Did you see how this happened?” lie
what I thought of the actors, They enougli to have a thousand claims
pened to be. and if any luckless officer by her own act she has caused this al­
Many of the streets have very curious are making so much noise that
I can't lowed, if Not then it will have to go asked.
enforced an order from the bridge with ways to be deplored estrangement.
Faking at Bench Shows.
names. For instance, there are the I hear one-half of your Interesting
"Me?” said the man with the nose
and
an oath be was called upon for a pri­ Knowiug the evils of the corner gro­
If the British Kennel Club will now Street of the Ixist Child, the Street of I valuable conversation.” — Philadelphia to the Judge above me. for i cant not glasses. “Gosh, no! I don’t know a
vate Interview with his superior. But cery, where meu of all descriptions
and wont sjtend another cent to get
Peace,
the
8treet
of
the
Arts,
that
of
I
another matter in bls squadron trou­ congregate to driuk, |>oH8ibly carry on enforce the idle which it lias recently the Wood Owls, the Deer. Sorrow, tlie I Press.
more than I have now furnished, tills thing about It.”—Chicago Tribune.
made, says Outing, disqualifying dogs Sad Indian, the Holy Ghost, of Christ, I
bled the admiral. Ills was the flag­
Thing of calling for the Same thing
Aa She Understood It.
A Donbtia* Father.
ship, and yet her men were sometimes their games of cards, playing for stakes, that are “faked," a much needed re­ of Jesus, of the Sanctified Virgin, of the
over again will have to stop right now.
telling
Htories
and
using
language
that
Mr. George Manville Fenn was in
the last to finish the execution of a
form will tie instituted. Faking, which Purified Virgin, of I>eatb and the Lane I A pretty rosy cheeked country girl I wont put up with It. I'll go without
the Heform club one afternoon, says a
command to carry out a maneuver. no deceut boy should hear, I made up means preparing dogs for exhibition by of the Rat. All of these have stories I entered one of our large department my pension first.”—New York Tribune
Ixindon Journal, when be noticed that
One day when the seamen were behind my mind early iu my married life that trimming or dyeiug, or plucking, baa connected with them. Many of the I stores. It was bargain day. and the
an old gentleman, a friend of his. was
In getting down from the rigging he the home should be made so attractive become so univeral in England and so streets have names that sound Impious I crowd was greater than usual. She
A Joke From the Beach.
bad wandered about from floor to
called a captain to him.
Notwithstanding Ida twenty-two years looking rather perturbed, so he In­
that they would not think of the cor­
to northern ears. But there is no more
“Why Is It." he asked, “that here on ner grocery as a place of amusement, or cleverly done that it is very bard to thought of impiety in naming them floor, a little bewildered at the magni­ of service on the bench. Ix>rd Juatlce quired If there was anything the mat­
the flagship, where we ought to be the any other place for that matter. They say just where it begins and ends. The than there is in calling a boy Jesus. The tude of the establishment the largest Mathew still preserves that elasticity ter. “Well,” said tlie old gentleman,
she had ever seen.
serious festure of the practice is, of
quickest, the men are behind the other
of spirit and love of a Joke which lias “the fact is my son has got a play
naturally dislike anything that Is coarse i oouree, its harmful effect u|>ou the Street of the Holy Ghost was original­
Seeing her, a floorwalker approached distinguished lilui all through his ca coming out tonight, and I fear It will
ships?"
ly
the
Street
of
the
Church
of
the
Holy
I
While the officer was seeking for an and do not seek companions who pos­ standard of the breed concerned. It Ghost. So on with the other streets I and said, “Is anybody waiting on reer. One of bis remarks the other day be a ghastly failure. He can write
Inoffensive reply a volley of oaths came sess these traits, vet on more than oue stands to reason that “faking" does not bearing sacred names. This curious, in­ you?”
created great merriment in the court pretty little plays when he likes, but
“Yes, sir,” said the girl, blushing to of appeal. A learned king's counsel this one Jie has written Is a nonsensical
vs uome to me to sea ••ot advauea the breed, and that it sec­
floating across the water from the cap­ I »«»«»I ■■■ a»»j»
congruous
use
of
sacred
names
is
to
be
I
■ the roots of her flaxen hair. “He's out­
if they might bring a certain boy home
tain of the nearest ship.
| side; be wouldn’t come in.“—Philadel­ was arguing the question as to what Is sort of a thing, and I’m sure it won’t
-wen. yoa see. admiral, our men with them who had never had any ond grade specimens are awarded blue frequently noted In Mexico.
an “accident" and was putting in­ do at all. However, I suppose I must
The streets of Mexico commemorate phia ledger.
don’t get the right kind of encourage­ home training and really no chance in ribbons through the clever “faking” of
stances of what be considered would go and see It.” The sou's name was
their owners the breed, in due oourae, the names of many famous rulers. They
ment. sir.”—Exchange.
properly come within that term and William S. Gilbert, and the play was
life for self-improvement. The last re­
becomes distinctly lowered. Trim- also record the names of desperate I
what, on the other band, would not 'Trial l>y Jury.”
quest
they
made
of
this
kind
my
young
­
characters.
There
Is
the
Street
of
Don
’
•»
Pceellarltles.
■ relaad'« Wondrrfal Li«»«.
m ng, or plucking, or dyeing does not Juan Manuel, who coxamltted murder I A maD wil1 run as fl,nt as he can to •'Suppose.” said he. “some one were to
est
boy
said,
"He
’
s
not
like
any
of
us,
Whether or not I relaud Is the finest
,C1OT««.
prevent the puppies of the faked ani­
hit me In tlie eye and my eye became
country In the world for growing flax, mama, for he’s never had a chance, aud mal from Inheriting the faults which in defense of his own honor, which he I rross a railroad track In front of Q Hack In consequence, the fact of It b"-
“Cloves,” said a physician, “make an
1t
believed
b!i
-rife
bad
trifled
with.
Re
?raln
Then
he
will
watch
It
till
It la beyond dispute the finest tutLc I Would just title to let mm see what a
mining black could not be called an ac- excellent and bandy remedy for nau­
world for bleaching linen, an operation nice liome is like and that It does not were covered up for the delusion of the port says that the honae where he lived |8ws out of sight. Then lie will wslk lldent.” "Perhaps not." said the ¡ord sea, for the headache duo to train rides
was haunted and for very many years leisurely away. He seems to lie nil
which requires from six to eight weeks, pay to be rough and use bad words. bench show Judges.
Justice, "but you would doubtless ex­ and for slight attacks of seasickness.
it remained empty because no one right and probably Is. That is a man.
according to the nature ami weight of I * u
, ,, ,
A
woman
In
a
street
car
will
open
u
plain
It on that ground."— Westminster I went abroad last year, and on the
the
fabric
..I
—
___
....
_____
Au
«•»«>**
«bout
a
home
Is
that
it
is
Hix
monster
apples
gathered
at
Pui-
dared
to
live
In
it
the fabric. Nowhere else can the snow
tvwt »he first day out I began tn f»el
-"erette.
...J'.
eatche!
and
take
out
a
purse,
take
out
»
plane
to.«et
aad
sleep
la
and
tL«u
There
fo
also
the
Street
of
the
Rgv«n,
I uaut, S'oriolk, England, measured thir­
- . • white fiokdwd -fabric ue turned out to
the approaches of seasickness. I took
a
dime
and
c
I
om
*
tlie
purse,
open
the
out
of
as
quick
as
he
can.'
My
boy
rival the Irish bleach. France, Bel­
teen inches in circi’-i'ference and where it is said there lived an old man
Th« America« Aeeeat Preferahlr.
a clove every hour all the rest of the
gium, Germany and the United States had his way. He brought his friend weighed together three (tounds and two who had sold his soul to the devil. Here satchel, put in the purse, clone the
Mark Twain was talking about tl:c day. and by midnight the attack had
he lived with a raven which the com­ satchel and lock both ends. Then she American accent.
have all eutered into competition and ami I found all the lovely qualities ot ounces.
left me, and it «lid uot return again.
mon people believed was the devil In will give the dime to the conductor,
retired unsuccessful. The quality of this boy lying dormant; be had had
“It has changed.” he said, “and fot My wife Is much given to Indigestion,
disguise. One day the old man and the who will give her a nickel back. Then
the water, the climate and the inherit­ nothing in his life to bring them out.
In a cemetery at Middlebury, Vt., is
the most part It has changed for the particularly when she eats pastry, but
ed experience of the Irish bleachers My boy’s home life was a revelation to a stone erected by a widow to her lov­ bird disappeared in the course of a ter­ she will open tbe nab*bel and take out better. Tlie nasal 'ow' 1« gone Bn I »»perience lias taught her that she
the
purse,
put
in
the
nickel,
close
the
rible
thunderstorm,
leaving
behind
must all contribute to the result which
here and there it would be as well If It may now eat pastry with impunity
baa had abundant practical demonstra­ him. I have encouraged him to con e ing busband bearing this inscription: them only a few feathers and a aus­ puree, open tbe satchel and put In the had remained. The last time I went to provided that she swallows a clove
tion that Ireland now occupies and baa to the house and he has readily taken up “Beet in peace—until we meet again." picious smell of brimstone. So the street purse, cloae tbe aatchel and lock both church the clergyman rend out his text
now and then for several hours after
was called after the raven because th« ends. Then she will feel for tbe buck!«*
alwaya occupied the first place In the with the lietter side of life and dropped
the meal.”
Endeavors are being made to anialga- people did not wish to take the name ot at the back of her belt—Kansas City like this:
whole world for bleaching and finish­ the coarse vein that fairly shocked
“ ‘He that hath yahs to yah let him
Journal.
ing linen.
us all at first. I am proud to think “tot* th* Austrian, French and Hwies the devil tn vain.—Modern Mexico.
Sick Herring«.
yah.’"
that my youngest boy, whom I natu­ Alplue clubs for the purpose of securing
“Why,” said a youngster to bls elder
Wa*a«r a«d Thirteen.
Precarious la Spot«.
as (• Mob«.
Alcohol
1«
McdlcI«».
brother, “do herrings have so many
Bobby—Do I have to go to school. rally expected the least from, should mors control over the guides.
In the life of Richard Wagner the
You can't punish a uiob unless you
Our own opinion, which we have fre
see the diamond beneath the rough »’id
Bother?
punish It while it Is a mob. A man Is number thirteen played a curious part qucntly set forth, is that alcoholic bev­ tiore Illnesses than other fish?”
"Who says they do?” asked the
Authorities of British Columbia have not the same man while he Is tn a mob He was born in 1813. the numerals of
Mother—Of course. Bobby.
uiqMillshed surface.”
established traveling libraries for the as be Is while be Is an individual, and which, added together, are equal to erages are of value In certain forms of foutb addressed.
Bobby—Why. mother. I heard you
disease and that their value depends
"Why. thia book says that thousands
benefit of the numerous lumber and this is one reason why It is so difficult thirteen, and be received a name the not so much upon tbe alcohol, but U|>on
tel) father last night that I knew en­
One of the ladies asked her in what
kpon thousands of them are cured ev­
letters
of
which
when
added
to
those
of
tirely too much.—Detroit Free Press
ever to punish and individual for what
mining camps in the province.
the
vinous
ethers
which
these
bever
manner she made the home ao attrac­
be did as a part of a mob. This dis­ his family name are also equal to tbir ages contain or should contain. No ary year.”
tive, saying she bad tried to make home
Fls«r«a It Oat.
A little enthusiasm greases one’s tinction is not fanciful; it Is a real dif teen. Moreover, he finished "Tann medical man doubts that Intemperance
Bileaee la Oaldaa.
Jolk—When may a knothole be said pleasant for her children, too, but they elbows and lubricates the whole mental ference, and public sentiment and pros ha user" on April 13. 1800, and it was In alcohol la an appalling factor In the
“Of course,” said the beginner, “to be
to be not whole?
ecutlng officers and Juries recognize It. performed for the first time on March apread of crime, disease and poverty
must have a different vein running machinery.
successful in politics one must know
Polk—Whst are you talking about?
whether they know It or not For this 13, 1881. Twenty-two years later be and ft Is undoubtedly tbe duty of the how to speak.”
through them, for they never wanted
Jolk-The answer Is: When only i> to stay home a minute longer than
died,
and
again
the
mystical
number
reason
It
Is
generally
useless
to
Itope
It does not do very much good to lock
medical profession to eodeavor to stay
“Better still,” replied the old hand,
part of the knot is not.
for the punishment of men after a molt was dominant, for be passed away on the curse of drink by every means In
they could help. "We don’t know up the Jug after a fellow in paralysed.
"he must know how not to speak ”—
Feb. 13, 1883.
has dispersed. - World s Work.
Its power.—London Lancet
Exchange.
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