has parlors (or ladies on the Unit aud
MISSINO WORDS.
secnid floors, and next summer will be BAKS To MATRIMONY PEOPLE OF THE DAY
rOR THE CHILDREN
added croquet grounds, a tennis court
Aa««yi»s
U»»» 1« ka|liak La>(u«»
olly arkin
Schwab Mar Avala Be PreaMeaS.
and swlmmlug pond. Mr. WiUlam FEAR KEEPS MANY MEN FROM THE
That Caa»» laeaa«»ateat-«».
A Lirina Paper tetter.
There has been considerable specula
THE FIE m Y DRAGON.
Wiegand aud hi» estimable wife are the
The following story Is told by a South
The English language may fairly
BLISS OF WEDDED LIFE.
tion of late, especially In Pittsburg
popular host and bostessof this thor
A««l««t a»«
llr.crt»« loa»
and New York, as to the real position claim to te* the most prolific In the Afrtcau paper: "Au Indian rajah » bo
oughly up-to-date hostelry, Here I met Some taataaee» af a Lark
Charles M. Schwab now holds to world. Not content with Its native bad learned the English luuguage alter
Due huudrrd and tblrteeu tulle» north old-time friends, Mr. arid Mrs. A. J.
Dragons were Important animals In
rival Fleet ta Take Ik»
ward tlie United States Steel corpora- rieliea. It posM-sae» In a apeclal degree a fashion frequently visited »ouie years
sneient and media-val natural history. of San Fraucbco ou th« California Fairbanks aud family, who are among
Tri» ta Ike Altar— Vari««»
tlon. At the time of his withdrawal tlie faculty of aaalmllatlug everything ago the viceroy of Calcutte aud on one
Until comparatively recent time uo North western Railway, lies the pretty, the permanent boarders. The other
That AU Spell -AtraM."
from the presidency many believed useful from other tougues, ancient and oc-'asiou borrowed of tile latter a copy
scientist ever thought of questionlug prosperous little town of Willite. I hotels, all modem and a credit to the
there
was "a string tied to his resigna- modem. It ought Indeed to be the of the Edinburgh Review, which he
"There Is a great deal of apecula-
most perfect vehicle of thought In the bappeued to see lying ou the table.
the existence of this most formidable bad heard so much ateiut this section
tlon,” said a well known lawyer, “as
world, aud In some respects no doubt When be returned the magazine the
of beasts. The annate of Winchester ot oouutry »luce the California North town, are the Palace, Buckner and the to why men are so reluctant to marry,
viceroy asked him If he had found any
ft Is.
for 1177 gravely state that “in this year western extended ite Hue from Ukiah Italia-Americano.
but one reason never seems to occur to
But, curiously enough, there are de thing interesting iu It. 'Ufa. yes.' he re
dragons were seen of many l>> Eng
the
speculators,
und
that
Is
that
many
Ucleneles in English not to be found in plied; 'mauy beautiful things, but also
land.” (leaner, professor of natural to the little town, which up to that
While the rtceut fire did much dam of them are afraid to. No, I am not
far less copious languages. While in Liany disconnected article«. Bee here.
history at Zurich, gives a detailed (le time had t>eeu but a dot ou the map, age, still it was a blessing ill disguise,
joking. It la a sober aud well con
many cases we have half a dozen This begins with "Hunting the Orsng-
Scription of the dragon, while Aldro that 1 decided to get away from the for ouly modern and attractive build
sidered statement of fact, for which 1
words expressing the same or prac outaug." does It not? And now turn
valid"«, in hie “History of Seriients the dusty, windy city and And out for
tically the same thing, there are, ou over the ¡aige, and here you have "The
and Dragons,” published in l(M0. de myself what this uew couutry held lugs have taken the places of the old can adduce as many proofs as you
the other baud, certain ideas that have History of Mary Btuart.” ’ The vice
votes fifty pages to the monster, A forth to attract summer and fall visit- structures. The Iturned district is called want, that mauy men would almost as
soon
think
of
patting
a
fierce
bull
ou
no appropriate words to express them roy laughed. He perceived that the ra
good specimen of a dragon would seem ore. I have told you mon than once the new addition, and here you tlud a
In the words denoting relationship jah had attempted to read the book
to have been a beast about the size ot of the gra'udeur of the scenery from new store—an Emporium ou a small the bead or facing the midnight bur
glar as taking a trip to the altar.
some notable gaps are found. The without cutting the leaves. He accord
a sheep. Incased in a coat of scales
scale
—
conducted
by
Mr.
Lancaster,
»nd
Cloverdale to Ukiah, for it is a theme
"I remember as a hoy an amusing
most glaring Instance la the want of a ingly took from bls table a beautiful
which shone like silver. Its back was
brand-new drugstore, owued by Mr.
word to distinguish between a male ivory pa|>er cutter, explained Its use to
serrated like a saw. It possessed a ou which Polly never tires. We pass Guest aud dividing trade with the Pio specimen of thia kind of man In Iowa.
He
was
a
farmer
and
was
as
notorious
and female cousin. Other languages, bis visitor and made hliu a present of
long tall, a pair of batlike wings, four through the prosperous couutry towus, neer Drug-tore. Judging from the
for his amorous entanglements as for
such as French and Italian, have a sep It. About a year after this occurrence
heavily clawed feet and a wolvlne head, Kan Rafael, leeiulug with summer so
climate
and
the
sanitary
conditions,
hls
Ingenuity
In
getting
out
of
them
arate word for each, but In English the viceroy saw a guy company enter
tlie Jaws of which were armed with journer.; 1’etalums, teeming with white
very formidable teeth. The tongue Leghorn chickens, fruits and other Willits is a good place for all lines ot when marriage began to loom near,
some addition or explanation is re lug the court and In the ceu ter of It the
was barbed with fire, and fury issued goed things; Nauta Rons, alive with busiuese except tile doctors and the It was said be had been engaged a
quired In order to make It clear which rajah seated on a young elepbauL No
sooner did he see the viceroy than he
from the monster’s mouth, and the head eouuty officials; Healdsburg, the cen undertakers. In the old addition tlie dozen times, and though he left all hls
sex is Intended.
bore a crest. Dragons were the most ter ot a good fruit country; Cloverdale, Main street is lined wiili up-to-date fiancees In the lurch he never found
Curioua gapa occur here and there In cried: 'Do you happen to have au
any
difficulty
In
getting
a
successor.
wicked and vindictive of creatures.
our language If we look into U. The uncut copy of the Edinburgh Review?
drygiMMls stores, confectionery and ail
They seem always to have been in a the heart of the citrus section; Asti, business liou es that yon may expect to One day my father, who was hls law
word "show” expresses the Idea of If so, please toss It to me.' The vice
towdring rage and spent the greater the Italian colony, which is tlie great find in a flourishing and progieasive yer, asked him: 'Why don't you get
making
to see, but there la no word for roy threw out the magazine. It was
married, John? It isn’t for want of
portion of their time in rushing up and est vineyard and wiue producer on the
making
to hear—a phonograph, for ex caught by the elepliaut, who placed It
opportunities, you know, and it's quite tlon" and that upon the recovery of hls
down the earth destroying everything Pacific ('oast; Hopland, with ite miles city.
ample. “I took the phonograph to my between his tusks, which had been
time
you
thought
of
settling
down.'
health
he
would
again
assume
the
tliat came tn their path. The origin of of hop fields, the trelllsed vines hang
wrought into elegant paper cutters,
Willits lias one of the finest gram
“ ‘Well, sir,’ John answered, 'it’s this place at the bead of the big trust. In friend and”— What? "Got him to even Including carved handles, and
drHgons was a disputed point among ing thick with the delicate green coues
listen .to it” would probably be the In
way:
You
see,
I
like
coortlng
well
Pittsburg
it
is
reported
that
he
recent
medlirvul naturalists. Borne maintain wailing for the hop-pickers, and Ukiah, mar schools iu the State, which is thor
quickly cut oi>eu the leaves, ufter which
elegant finish to the sentence.
ed that these animals were generated
oughly equipped, ami to Mr. Fairbanks enough, but I can nlvver summon up ly made a remark that strengthened
the knowing animal passed the Review
On
the
other
hand,
“
audience"
means
one of the prettiest towns in the Htate,
by the heat of India; others were of
aud oilier progressive citizens is due tlie pluck to go any further. To tell you this belief of the knowing ones.
back to the surprised viceroy. The ra
those
who
hear
and
applies
very
well
What is said to be the truth about
opinion that the volcanoes of Ethiopia the home of the California Northwest credit. Ou all sides are lovely drives the truth, I'm afeard of getting tied
jah then dismounted anil said to the
Mr. Schwab's $1,000,000 salary has to those present In a lecture hall or eon- viceroy us he (minted to tlie elephant:
used to belch forth the monsters. One ern Fish Hatchery, aud possessing and fine roads, and the streets ami ave for life to one of ’em.’
cert room. But what of those who see
“
If
you
have
beard
many
breach
of
just
come
to
light.
It
is
said
that
the
some
of
the
finest
miueral
springs
In
scientist, John Leo by name, declared
nues, named very appropriately Oak, promise suits you will have observed agreement Included a salaff of $100,- a cricket match, for instance? "Spee 'He is yours. I return you the paper
the dragon to be a hybrid, a cross be the world. From Ukiah to Wilhte one
Redwood, etc., have not been stinted that this wbelesome dread of matri 000 a year for five years, miking $800,- tutors” la the nearest word, but it does cutter alive.’ ”
tween an eagle and a wolf.
is entranced with the beauty of the
but are g<s>d aud broad. One of th» in mony Is the cause of a good proportion 000 for the full time of til* contract. not correspond exactly to “audience."
Goethe
the China.
scenery. Up, up you go steadily to the
There is one deficiency In the lan
teresting drives Is to the spawning sta of them, though all the defendants Mr. Carnegie, learning that Schwab
One day when the poet Goethe was
Temperature and Atmoapkere.
summit through eauyous aud mount
guage
so
awkward
and
Irritating
that
was to receive only $800.046 for five
a very little boy, living In a very old
That a body can acquire during the ains towering on cither side, with ite tion of the California Northwestern have not the courage to say so.
“One client ef mine had allowed mat- years' work, raised the sum to an even even at this late hour it ought to be fashioned house in Frankfurt, Germa
night a different temperature from redwood, fir, iiiadrone and other trees, Fish Hatchery. A lieautiful winding
made
good.
Need
it
lie
said
that
refer
i ters to proceed right to the eve of the $1,000,000 by adding $40.000 to the an
that of the surrounding atmosphere
road through tl e surrounding hills be
ence Is made to Indiscriminate use of ny. his mother had bought many fine
has been demonstrated by an English so deuse iu some places that you won hind Mrs. Fairbank's own fast little wedding day, when he disappeared nual salary of President Schwab. the personal pronoun to denote either pieces of crockery ut a fair and u few
physicist. If a thermometer is takeu der if even the fleet-footed deer could traveler brings us to the spawning sta mysteriously and was not discovered Nothing official is known Concerning the person speaking or the person commoner bits for tlie children to play
from tlie window, wrapped in cotton fled ite way through them without be tion, where Colonel LaMotte spends for some months. The young lady the salary of Mr. Corey, Mri Schwab's spoken of? This may not be a defect with. Across the street lived some
promptly sued him for damages for successor.
and placed on the ground Its mercury coming eu tangled iu the brandies. Here
peculiar to English, but It is one from young men who were great friends
will descend seven or eight degrees. and there is a whole canyon lighted up much of his time in tlie rainy season. breach, and at the hearing tlie reason
Men ot the Other Dfcy.
which the ancieut classical tongues are with tlie little boy, aud one day when
Here
lies
the
spawning
station,
looking
for
hls
conduct
came
out.
He
admitted
he was playing on Ills mother's high,
Vegetables similarly situated, and be with vivid scarlet foliage or one solitary
A short time ago four men were seen entirely free.
that
he
was
tend
of
the
girl,
but
sun
lattii'ed porch and they were sitting on
ing bad conductors, may freeze at a tree rearing itself like a beacon of light at this season of the year very much
In
Tine
street.
New
York,
near
the
sub
“
He
said
he
had
offered
him
money.
time when the thermometer does not with ite ruddy-hued leaves amid the like a deserted pigpen. Not a drop of dry exhibitions of her temper and Jeal treasury, says the Pittsburg Dispatch. which he hud declined,” would be quite theirs across the street they teased him
mark the freezing point—proof that
water iu sight. A closer view showi ousy which he bad witnessed had so “How's that for an equalized political comprehensible either In Greek or Lat to throw some of his dishes over to
»«» sucn a lit
the cold experienced by the plant may dark green shrubbery. Steadily we go you the trap where the fish are Im scared him that be simply hadn't tlie quartet?" remarked a veteran newspa in, but in English it necessitates a num them. Of course.
lie entirely different from the temiiera- creeping around tlie curves and up the prisoned. Iu the winter season the courage to marry her. 'I meant to per man to a well known dry goods ber of bracketed explanations which tle boy, tlie bits of crockery fell far
ture of the surrounding air. This low grade, feeling all the time like it is a water creeps iuto thia hollow In the marry her right enough,’ he said, 'but merchant who has lived in New York are positively annoytng aud destructive short of the other side, but made a Hue
when It came to the point my courage city ever since he was born, slxty-two
racket on the hard paving stones be
temperature of plants, however, only great kaleidoscope, and you must be
of grace and fluency.—London An low.
occurs when the night Is clear, since constantly ou the watch to catch the hills uutil it is several feet deep, and failed me, and I thought It safer to years ago. “Who are they?” was the swers.
the fish coming up this tributary oi bolt.’
At each crash the mischievous young
at this time the plant sheds its heat beauties ou both sides of the track.
merchant’s rejoinder. “Face of the
Willits creek are caught tn the trap,
“In another case In which a widow Bmnll man Is kind o’ familiar.” The
men across the street clapped and en
throughout space and becomes chilled,
the eggs secured and the fish returned sued a widower for playing her false neivspE^r man collHpseil. The quartet THE GENTLEMAN BURGLAR. couraged him to keep on. Needless to
whereas If tlie night is cloudy the
“This is the summit,” says the cour
phenomenon does not occur, This
to the water. Then when the projier the defendant put in a singular plea. It was Alonzo B. Cornell, once governor; He Caa Exist Oaly la Fiction. Never say, his mother was not at home.
Presently when his own small store of
gives rise to the popular superstition teous and ever-popular conductor, T. J. time comes the eggs are conveyed to seems that the widow’s family strongly William F. Nheehan, once lieutenant
la R«al Life.
Cummings,
“
and
It
is
now
known
an
wares was exhausted lie ran back, ex
that plants apd buds are frozen by
the California Fish Hatchery at Ukiah. objected to the match, and as passive governor; Hamilton Fish, twice speak
Whenever
a
thief
who
is
dressed
oth
Ridgewood.” Here you find a few red
cited by the applause, and brought out
moonlight
Heie the great troughs are literally opposition was useless to prevent it one er of the state assembly, anil the “small erwlse than Lu rags falls into the po piece after piece of Ills mother's newly
wood buildings where dwell men who
of the sons, a stalwart young fellow, man” was once secretary of war. Dun lice net there are chronicled the adven
alive witli little trout. Tlie fish hatch called on the* middle aged wooer and
purchased treasures. Everything that
Carious Case or Mind Headlav.
are working on the road. Then we
Lamont. Of course, now. Fish is Unit tures of a "gentiemini burglar."
A very curious case is related In the commence to desceud into the valley, ery has done ail immense business this told him that if he persisted In hls suit ed States assistant treasurer and will
8uc!i a being is, of course. Impossi his little arms could entry went over
Anna les Psychlques. A child of seven and Mr. Cummings pointe out the vari year, and only recently 300,000 young he (the son) would give him such a be known for awhile, for lie Is again ble. He is a literary creation, like the the latticework into the deserted
street below. The mischievous uien
years. In good health, lively and robust, ous features along the road that is teem trout were planted in Mendocino coun thrashing as would effectually cure a man of today.
“Invisible Man." the Frankenstein
belonging to equally healthy parents,
ty stteams, 100,000 in Blue lake and lilm of any further sentiment. ’So
Quite recently United States Senator monster, Kipling's Mowgli and the rest across tlie street did not wait to see
ing
with
reminiscences
of
the
days
showed a strange facility in learning
300,000 little fish are st ill remaining in what could I do?’ the defendant pathet Tom Platt was seen shaking hands of the crew of prodigies that dwell what happened when little Goethe’s
mother returned, but they often
all that his mother taught him. He re when the stage coach made the trip, the hatchery. But for the California ically asked.
heartily with a white halr.it gentle within book covers.
laughed
over the costly prank with the
cited the whole multiplication table at “riiis is Blue Slide,” he said, “the Northwestern Company’s enterprise
"The more one sees behind the scene« man on Fifth avenue. Everybody knew
As a character In Action the "gentle
great
poet
when be had grown to be a
the first trial, solved instantly compli place where the stage was held up so
the
more
one
realizes
that
there
is
often
Platt,
because
lie
Is
a
man
of
today.
man burglar" could lie made pluuslble
cated problems and made not a single often.” Highway robbers could not the streams of Sonoma, Mendocino and a great deal to be said for the man who “That's Edward Murphy, Jr., of Troy,” and picturesque, for when we get Into man.
Lake
counties
would
have
long
since
uilstnke In his first spelling lesson. It have selected a better place than Blue
loves and run» a-nay. One of my clleut» remarked a passerby, pointing to tlie the realm of fancy there la an Implied
How They Catch Bearn la Raaaia.
was soon realized that the child did not Nlide for their nefarious work, for the ceased to attract anglers to this part of a few years ago found himself In un white haired mini. No person remem contract that the reader shall accept
A gentleman was once making inqui
calculate by himself and did not spell road make« a short graceful curve be the country for rare sport with the awkward quandary. He had engaged bered that he was Chauncey Depew’s the author's premises and not bother
ries In Russia about the method of
of bls own nccord. He was reading
finny
trilie.
As
it
is
uow
the
streams
himself
to
three
girls
at
different
times
predecessor
as
United
States
senator
about
possibilities.
catching bears In that country. He
Ills mother’s mind, and he did this even tween the hills down grade, and as the are kept replenished and millions of and, having canceled hls engagements from this state.
A burglar is Just a thief—about the
was told that to entrap them a pit was
when his eyes were shut and Ills buck horses swing arouud so as to bring the little trout are placed in the streams with two, was on the eve of marrying
It
happened
one
evening
that
three
meanest
of
thieves.
turned, provided only that she were coach into this little cove of the hills, every year.
No. 3. No sooner was his Intention men were at the same theater in New
To a man endowed wltb qualities of dug several feet deep, and after cover
near him. One day she had the idea the driver was confronted by rifles
known than the two Jilted ladles threat York. No one in the theater but the refinement and consideration of oth ing it over with turf, leaves, etc., some
food was placed on top. The bear if
of interposing a screen between her gleaming over the top of a rock in the
When you look about Willits you ened him with legal proceedings if lie manager knew who they were: no one ers and honor—which are the attri tempted by the halt easily fell into the
aud the child, nnd there was no more middle of the road. There was no
recognized
them
going
into
the
theater
persisted
In
hls
proposed
marriage,
and
butes
of
a
gentleman
—
burglary
or
other
calculation, uo more spelling. Tlie chance of escape, and there was noth lug don’t wonder that the Signal Corps of the favored lady In turn threateued a or coming out with the crowd. Yet theft is impossible. The pride of such snare. “But.” he added, “If four or five
screen was sufficient to prevent the to do but for the passengers to “line up” San Francisco chooses this beautiful similar fate If he didn’t.
they were former mayors of New York a man, his regard for his own opinion happen to get in together they all get
out again.” “How is that?” asked the
child from reading the mother's and hand over their valuables. Why spot to pitch its tents in its eunuEl out
“Here was a dilemma, for whatever —Ely, Grant and Van Wyck, the latter of himself, would prevent hls sneak gentleman. “They form a sort of lad
ing. Here they have a tine grove and
thoughts.
this rock should have been left in the the purest of mountain water and a he did would end unpleasantly. How being only out of ottii-e eighteen ing into another man's house nnd tak der by stepping oil each other’s shoul
Ing hls. plate or hls wife's jewelry
middle of the road is a mystery. Then glorious climate to revel in. It is an ever, like a prudent man, he decided to months.
A Moving Sermon.
Then R must be remembered that the ders and so make their esca|H>.” “But
“I once had a parishioner who was a there ii another peculiar and interest ideal place for summer and fall sojourn run the smaller risk. He pacified his
Will Succeed Wrl»ht.
burglar Is prepared to do murder to how does the bottom one get out?”
two former fiancees by canceling his
miser,” said an English clergyman. ing place on the road known as “Nig
When General Luke E. Wright as accomplish Ills robberies, and the Idee “Ah, those bears, though not possessed
ers, and is fast gaining a reputation as a engagement and prepared to face the
“For this man's benefit I preached one ger Hole.” It is a deep hole or cavern
sumes the duties of governor general of a gentleman committing murder for with a mind and soul such as God has
Sunday a strong serinou on the neces- In the ground Which seems to have uo summer resort. September, Octolier music of the third lady.
of the Philippines he will be succeeded gain Is too inconsistent even tor lic given to us, yet can feel gratitude, and
“The mother-in-law Is often a fatal
they won't forget one who has been
alty of charity, of philanthropy—a ser bottom. A man more daring and fond and even November, are really the
as vice governor by Henry C. Ide. who
most delightful season of the year to disturber of love's yoing dream. One has been a member of the Philippine tlon.
mon on the duty and the Joy of giving.
A "gentleman burglar” Is a contra- the chief means of procurlrtfc their Illi
er of exploring the unseen than most of visit the country, and people are rapid breach of promise defendant declared
erty. Scampering off. they fetch the
The miser, at whom I gazed often,
commission since April. 19(10. Henry
us mortals was lowered seventy-five ly finding this out. Next week I shall that he would willingly have married C. Ide Is a native of Vermont and Is diction of terms, like a brave coward branch of a tree, which they let down
seemed impressed.
or
a
tall
pygmy.
He
may
be
better
feet and then he let down a lighted tell you something about the great lum the plaintiff only be couldn't stand sixty years of age. He graduated from
“Next day I met him on the street.
dressed or bis booty may be larger than to their poor brother, enabling him
“ ‘Well, John,’ I said, ‘what cio you lautern at the end of seventy-five feet ber null, etc., in this part of the country. her mother at any price, and the pros Dartmouth in 1806 at the age of twen that of most burglars, but when It Is S|»eedlly to Join them In the freedom
pect of having bls married happiness
of rope, bringing it up undimmed, and
think of yesterday's sermon?’
all summed up he is a thief—just a which they enjoy.” Sensible liears. we
disturbed by her Interference so scared
“ 'It moved me deeply, sir,' he mi yet it did not touch the bottom of the
plain thief—wltb the moral code and •hould say. are a great deal better than
him that he decided It was more pru
swered. ‘It brought home to me so cave. Never for a moment are you out
BRIEF REVIEW.
Impulses of a pickpocket or a curd some people that we hear aliout who
dent to break off the engagement, while
strongly the necessity of giving alius of sight ot the beautiful and picturesque
swindler
or any other predatory crea never help anybody but themselves. •
another frail lover actually stated in
that honestly, sir, I've a great mind to scenery, except the few seconds you
ture
whose
natural home is a prison New Orleans Times-Democrat.
Strange Test of Innocence.
court that be was afraid to marry the
turn beggar.' ”
and
whose
deserved
and fitting rai
are passing through the short and ouly
“A strange way of testing the inno plaintiff lest she should ’grow up like
Awful.
ment is a suit of stripes.—New York
There Is a little maiden
tuuuel on inis new divisiou of the road. cence of an accused person is employed her mother,' whose tongue and tem
I.l«hi and Heat and Er«».
American.
Who has an awful time;
per* had shown him some of the less
Looking Into the fire Is very injurious One hundred and thirteen miles is a in India,” said a traveler who has late desirable possibilities of married life.
She has to hurry awfully
loug
distance,
but
every
foot
of
the
ly
returned
from
Madras.
‘
‘
They
haul
To
get to schcml at nine.
COLLAR AND CRAVAT.
to the eye. particularly a coal fire. The
“One man whom I defended last year
stimulus of light and heat united soon road is so bjwitching that you never the man up and give him a mouthful seems to have bad a constitutional
She has an awful teacher;
Way» In Which They ABea-t the Ap
destroys the eyes. Ixwklng at molten think of growing tired or weary, and it of dry rice to chew. Dry rice takes a dread of matrimony. He had been en
Her tasks are awful hard;
pear aj.ee of the Wearer.
Her playmates all are awful rough
Iron will soon destroy the sight. Read is with a feeling of regret that you bear deal of chewing to get it masticated gaged to the plaintiff no less than nine
Meii who do not want to look any
When playing In the yard.
Ing In the twilight Is Injurious to the the town of Willits called. This so far into a glutinous mass, like gum, and years. Four times the wedding duy
fatter in the face than they can help
eyes, as they are obliged to make great i-« the Mecca for the travel r at this end that is the condition that the accused is had been fixed, and as many times it
She has an awful kitty,
have an easy means of accomplishing
exertion. Reading or sewing with a of the road.
Who often shows her claws;
req tired to get it into within ten min was adjourned by hls wish. Finally
their purpose. Not all of them are
A dog who Jumps upon her dress
side light Injures the eyes, as liotli eyes
be cried off altogether, and In court he
utes.
If
you
are
calm
and
not
afraid,
With swful muddy paws.
aware
of
the
effect
that
may
lie
created
should be exposed to an equal force of
Willits is a flourishing little town of you succeed, but if you are nervous and declared that, although he loved the
by the form of a collar or cravat.
light. Those who wish to pre^'rve
She has a baby sister
girl, he felt he could never screw up
“The stout man who wants to look as
With an awful little nose.
their sight should preserve their gen about 2000 population. Knowing that scared you fail. For it seems that fear the courage to marry her. When he
With awful cunning dimples
thin as he can,” said a haberdasher's
eral health by correct habits of living the place had been visited by a de lias a strong effect upon the salivary was asked the reason for his diffidence
And such awful little toes
and give their eyes Just work enough structive fl re not many months since,. I glands. It prevents them from secret he said that he bad seen so much of ty-two. He was a member of the Ver clerk, “ought to wear a tie of the kind
She hae two little brothers
expected to find a few saloons, a dry- ing saliva. Tlie mouth of a tiadly the unhappy side of married life and mont state senate. 1882-85. and was known ■■ a four-ta-hand. Preferably
with a due degree of light.
prominent in state and national poll
And they are awful la.ye;
gixsls store, etc., like many other small frightened person is always as dry as the difference between wooing nnd tics until he went as a commissioner It should be dark in color nnd drawn
With their awful drums and trumpets
tight. That carries down Uie Un - of
Inconiiderate Fellow.
towns. Ou the contrary, it is a pros a bone. It requires a tremendous flow wedding that he didn't feel equal to to Samoa in 1891. In 1893 be was made
They make an awful noise
the face and lengthens it to a degree
“He said he'd die if I didn't marry perous, flourishing community. Wil of saliva to chew dry rice, and there running the risk.
chief juirtlre of S-atyoa upcr> a jofnt ap that teuua to rnaae tne face look thin
Do com», I pray ths«, common sens*.
Mm.”
' These are but a tsw from scores of potntment by England. Germany and | tier.
lits, at an el-vatfon of 1-340 feet, lies RLs fore the scared prisoner inevitably Nils
Come and this maid defend.
"Anu milt you refosedf
similar cases which baro come within the l'nlted States. Mr. Ide has large
Or else 1 fear her awful life
a gem In the »urrouuding hills which In this teat.”
“Another aid to making u num look
“Yes. I wished to find out before
Will have an awful end.
my own knowledge. One man feared business interests and is connected thin Is In the height of his eodars.
—Toronto Olobv
promising whether he resjly loved uie are covered with valuable timber. ■ Na
to
face
matrimony
on
account
of
hls
with
several
banks
and
large
manufac-
-...... -
■- ~
«■•’-
Stout men who JUJItf to 'ooh thin
Napkins liecame popular in France
as much as that or not. Ob, Harriet. ture has tieen wondrous kind to this
* fiancee’s extravagance, >t»n#Jier quaint iurluM corporaUvhs.
Happy Kittle.
should wear high collars and closed
I'm p-p-perfectly miserable! He »eetns. place and its her.'ity .appeal« ftv the A-.-oner tha:>. la F.glaiid. .V, ime lime I ly confessed a horror of hls wife’s
"Oh. look wliat a pretty kitten, mam
ones. Any collar that opens In front
to tie'wretchedly healthy, and 1 d do visitor. Here you find rest sue' an ideal it was customary at great French din cooking and domestic gifts generally,
What a g100.000 «alary la For.
makes one look stouter under nearly maT' exclaimed small Harry.
love him so much!”—Chicago Record place to while away your vacation while nere to eh auge thè napkins at every s third defendant was afraid to wed
James Buchanan Duke Is pr«»* Ident
"Yes." replied his mother, “and Just
Herald.
lounging on the broad, spacious veran rotine, to perfume theni wlth rosewa- boause a distant relative of bis lady of the Consolidated Tobacco com "any: every circumstance. Such collars are
think. It never cries."
becoming
to
the
thin
men.
das if the Hotel Willits gaz;ug off into ter and to bave tlieiii folded a different love had died in an asylum, and so on. also he is president of the American
"Well, no wonder,“ rejoined the
"The fat man should avoid the kind
n«bta la China.
Rut. whatever the cause, yon may take and of the Continental companies. His
the distance at the purple hills of Nan way to cadi guest.
of tie that has a horizontal effect. Thia youngster. “It doesu't have Its neck
In China one can always borrow
my
word
for
It
that
the
tn<-n
who
are
year's
salary
Is
$50,000
from
each
of
will add pounds to ills appearnnee—in washed."—Exchange.
money on the strength of having a son. Hedron, at the vast forests covering
At present the proportion of work downright afraid to take wives are le the two tobacco companies proper. his face, at least.
but nobody would advance him a cent tile hillsides, the trail of pearly smoke
gion.
”
—
Chicago
Tribune.
Once
a
shareholder,
turning
sullen,
ask
Seeded Repair».
"On the contrary, this cross effect
If be had a dozen daughters. The from the lucomiug trains, or the trains ing time is smallar in Britain than in
ed Mr. Duke what he did for these sal
Little Harold, whose father Is a car
will
make
the
thin
man
look
stout.
former la responsible for the debts ot tunning into the great timlier canips any other nation. The assertion is
aries of an aggregate $100.000. “I'm
Thoro»«hlr -Pis» V».”
The broad scarfs have little effect on a penter, saw the crescent moon and ex
his father for three generation*. Tla* and mills of the California Redwood true alike lu respect of agriculture, of
“Have you done up my shirt yet?” not paid that $100.060." said Mr. Duke,
claimed:
latter is only responsible for the debts Company. The hotels of Willits, four Industy, of shopkeeping, of commerce asked the patron of the laundry.
"for what I do. but for what 1 don't do. man's looks one way or the other.
“Mamma, there's a piece broken out
of her own hnsband.
When
he
wears
them
It
Is
the
collar
In number, woul I put the hotels of and of the professions.
“It Is just out of the ironing room.” I'm paid for tlie mistakes 1 fall to
of the moon! We'll get papa to climb
that
makes
the
difference.
older and more pretentious and larger
make."
—
Everybody's
Magazine.
answered the clerk, “and we will have
"He should therefore see that he UB on bla stepladder and fix It."
Andrew Bailey Young of Belmont, It done up for yon now, so that you
Liverpool, generally called a wet places in the shade. The Willita hotel
wears
a high one that does not open If
place, baa an average rainfall per an is a fine modern building, and the moat N. II., who is HI year* old, still liven In may take It along with you.”
«be Knew Her Dad.
A Nataral Mlatake.
num of 34 1-3 incbea.
8m I'hers—Do you know any one who be wants to look as thin as possible,
"1 was Just telling our friend here,
the
houae
in
which
be
was
born.
He
“
All
right
I
hope
It
has
bad
better
cortly, except the Hotel Rafael, north
whereas
If
be
wants
to
seem
stouter
an
has a horse to sell?
Molly, that It was storming on the day
rxv«r««o stra«a.
of Nan Francisco. It contains one hun and his wife celebrated the sixty-sixth luck than the last one I had done up
open collar will produce that effect for of our marriage."
8he—Yes; I suspect old Brown hss.
“Papa, have— have you seen Harold dred rooms, suites and single, Is lighted anniversary of their wedding recently. here.”
him.”
Smithers—Why ?
“8urely net. Hiram! The weather
“Better luck?”
since you tokF-hlin be was too poor to
by electricity, has broad verandas and
She—Well, papa sold him one yettter
was perfectly lovely!”
“Tea. Ton did It up so completely In
think of—of marrying meF «
Ixive is like a garter snake; you may
The Temp«ratare.
"Well, well! I don't know bow I got
"Yes. I ran across him st the club plenty of easy rockers and chairs for not notice It coiling about you, but the Ironing room that it wasn't worth day.—London Punch.
"Why do you watch the tbcrmometei eo mixed op about It—probably because
«--------------------------------
last evening. We got Into converse the comfort-loving guests; large, airy when it once gets a hold It’s mighty doing up In the bundle.”—Judge.
on the wall so closely F queried the In lt*s been storming ever etneer*—Atlanta
Their M«taal Fervent Wl»b.
tlon. and lie struck tne—er"—
dining-room with the beat of service hard to shake off.
valid.
A Fwaale t» the Last.
She—I trust, Jsck. our marriage will
Constitution.
"Struck you! Oh, papa!”
and of menuea—the finest the market
“Because,” replied the untrained
When
a
woman
tells
a
innn
Just
not
be
against
your
father's
will.
"Struck me as quite an agreeable affords— beside a dainty private dining
nurse, "the doctor aald If the tempera
It la better to shun people who can what abe thinks ot him she really tells
Jack—I'm sure I hope not. It would
young man. I understand hls uncle room; fine btlllarxi parlors, where both
Sincerity Is the basis of all true
ture got any higher I was to give you
hss left him $260.000."- Kansas City gentlemen and ladles congregate. It not be an advantage to you. They will lilm Just what she wants him to think be mighty bard for us If he should another duee of uulnlne.”
friendship. Without sincerity It la
either handicap you or drag you down. abe thinks.- Somerville Journal.
change it—Town and Country.
Journal.
Mke a ship without ballast.
BANDON’ RECORDER,
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