Bandon recorder. (Bandon, Or.) 188?-1910, March 19, 1903, Image 3

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    glug performer. At the conclusion ot
In point of fact, no such thought bad which has eouttnued until now tbe New
HAKDY bVvVXROFF
I»*«*it«« mo tfrattn* m
BEARDS A#D GLASSES.
her recital two or three ladles murmur­ at that time entered Mrs. Gears' mind. church congregation 1.« much the lar
gest
and
wealthiest
in
tbe
towu.
Then
Pecaliarltles
uf
O««
vf
H
■■■i*'»
ed a perfunctory "That waa too bad."’ For teu days she bad fretted continu­
Tw, UraaaarX, That Ara Bareli WHTT
Great Military l«Maa*der».
1'«aai t>ea Hetel Walter*.
aud Dr. Dudley aaked In his blunt way, ally. suffering in her appetite and In Andrew Jarbae, a rieb old Imcbeioi
tTIWNE
farmer,
died
slid
left
tbe
church
$10,
CARO STOCK
"Wbat Is a holly sprig spoon?” But ber sleep, over tbe loss of tbe spoon
Suwuroff, Russia's great military
“Ever see a waiter wearing glasses?"
he gsvs uo outward sign of listening and tbe consequent break In tbe set. 000. and that was a great help to It. rooiiuaud«*r. was a little mau. Iiislgulfi demanded tbe Inquisitor.
...Str aw and Binder»' Board.
BS-aT-AI»-«ll Flr»t Mr •t
to Mrs. Gears' explanation that holly When tbe spoon reappeared so strange­ In life Andrew bad not been a notable caut lu evt-rytUlug but that lut.iuiflbl«
No oue could rememlter. although
sprig was tbe design and that the ly. tbe sight of It threw her into a kind supporter of churches, but Mr. Holl power of mlu«i aud «-baraclrr witb Just why a waiter should not be seen
b't
T«H. Main l»t>.
By EDWTN Q MABTIN
loss was «*H|x*«-ia||y grievous Ixx-ause of frenzy, and she felt that she must had once rebuked him sharply for fail
which phiith-al »trength Is sever t<: lx with glasses as well as any other man
Ing
to
supply
»
due
weight
of
but
compare«!. He bad beeu sickly In bit was not apparent.
it occasioned tbe first break in a set clap bands on it at once or It would
Copyright, 1MB, by X. C. Vartin.
given her at her marriage by her moth dl»ap|>ear again. And when she bad ter, and It is supposed that this had youth, but became hardy uuder the
“It's just like tbe wearing of beards,"
er. who had brought It at an early day got It in her bands ber feeling was as somewhat to do with determining bis »tlmulus ot cold twilling and tbe bene went on the Inquisitor. “The proprle
fits of a plain diet. Buckets of <*ol«l tors of our Important hotels, restau
out from New Jersey, sewed up for if some cruel prauk had been played surprising bequest to the New church.
¡INTER when it fell at Osceola
Poor Mr. Holt after tbe New church water were throwu over him in the rants and cafes will not permit either
safety In her petticoat, a gift to her at on ber and she must look sharp or It
fell with amplitude. If you
ber marriage from her own mother. would be repeated. How Mie spoon liegan to come up so conspicuously suf morning, and bis table was served with beards or glasses to be woru by their
stood on the upper bridge- a
fered a certain decline In the regard ot
______ I high, open bridge- you aa a Mra. Gears’ grandmother, and to tbe came to tie where It was found, which his congregati«»- The members were fare which gut-sis would fain have re waiters. It is possible that In tone
latter previously at her marriage from was the question of first Interest to the
fusctl. hut «lured not lest he should old fashioned family or commercial
tbe canal stretching far up and down.
her mother, Mra. Gears' great-grsnd rest of the company, did not occur to still free In expressions of devotion to think them effeminate. He «iesplsed hotel tbe servitors may be found witb
• level trench of enow, ita whiteness
mother, for whom It ha«l I h * ii express ber until later, and when It did occur him, but it liecsme evident that In their dress and delighted lu drilling bla men their noses straddled by optical hel|>s. I« Positively Curable.
emphasized here aud there by a patch
ly made by a I-ondon allversinltb. the it at first started no doubt In her of feelings the/ h»d a little cooled, and In xlilrt sh*ev«*s. sometimes with bls but you wou't And ’em along Broad
of brown earth showing from some un
only set of Its design ever seen or tbe honesty of tbe Wamplers. But the Mr. Holt finally sought another charge. stockings lit«*rally "down at the heel.” way.
derWaab in the banks. Southward, al
tntervlsw with the pioneer marutneuirvr, N.
• But his linrdilmod of life and action
heard of. At tbe words "grandmoth­ crazy, dull sense of having somehow And bls departure la not the least Im
“Now, thia is a fact worthy of note
the ceuter of the town, a file of low
er” and "great-grandmother" the doc been victimized continued to harry ber, portant item Ina general change which had It * effect on the men be command­ because in every other calling In life W Spaulding, president el the Spauld.L*' Saw
decked lx*ate lay soldered to tbeli
tor’s bead nodd«*«l slightly, but bls eye, and for tbut she liegan Imperceptibly has now made Osceola a wholly differ­ ed. lit* was often up and about by the number of persons wearing glasses Company, San Franei-eo.
wharfs by snow covered ice. In th*
Q-—We are told a member ol your family war
ent town from wbat it was at the time midnight and would salute the first is on the Increase, and even In our
like all other eyes at the table, even to hold the Wamplers answerable.
cured ot a ease that tixj doctors pronouui-«Ht
near fields to tbe north the white Mrs. Gears’, waa on Wauipler'a knife.
Under a fortnight's pricking by these when Hamlin Wampler disinterred Koldier whom he saw moving with a schools a considerable percentage of Brlgnt's Disease, although it Is bulieved to 0«
ridges, piked with last year's corn
Wampler «hav«*d away the last bit fantastic grievances the next time Mrs. Mrs. Luther Gears’ holly sprig spoon piercing cockcrow In rommendatlon of very small children will be found Incurable f
stalks, suggested to boys and dogs th«
of breast and raised bla Instrument for Gears and Mr. and Mrs. Wampler met from the turkey stuffing. Winter at its his early rising. During tbe first Po- wearing glasses, and while, as 1 say.
A.—That la 00 rest.
rich possibilities In rabbits. The ilk« the uia»ter stroke through tbe flank. they barely knew each other, and the visitations Is still profuse, but the
Q.—Don't you think the facts ought to bs
lixh »«.* be had given orders for an hotel, restaurant and cafe proprietors
known !
possibilities, though In lesser degree The guests dipped forward a little far­ next time after that they knew each householder and shopkeejier now sweep
attack at cockcrow, and a spy In the are opposed to the glasses, still 1 have
A.—Yes. If It will help anyone else you may
were suggested by tbe nearer common
ther. The knife deacend««d, plerc«?d, other not at all. Then it became Im­ and shovel the snow from their walks camp carriixl the news to the enemy. seldom found a waiter whose eyes In Say that a cure was effected.
Q —You say phyrielans had diagnosed the
thickly bestrewn as its white surfac« then stopped abruptly. Wampler's face possible to invite them Into the same down almost to tbe last flake, and but
Tlie attack, however, really took place
caseas Bright's Disease f
was with black flanked logs, lying grew red. like a burn. Mrs. Wampler’« companies, and through the circle of a slight moisture under foot deters the at it o'clock In the eveuing, when tbe dlcated that be was In the slightest
A.—Several hud. They told us tho condition
need of them.
was eritioal, when my brother, who had b<, n
there each under Its long, narrow nap grew red, t«m, out of sympathy. “You their common acquaintance there be­ ablest ixxlled men from going abroad
arrangement had been made, for
helped
by the Fulton Ctotnpouud, t. Id us of it,
“
You
may
argue
that
restaurant
kin of snow until tbe Iron tooth«*d gor must have atruek a tough turkey, gan to steal, like a line of spilled oil without their rubber shoes.
Suwaroff. sus|M*eting treachery, bad waiters are generally young men. and 1 sent for It.
Q
—
Was
It long before a change was noted ’
maud, whom one could bear wb«-exln«
Even the revivals are not what they then turne«l out his tnxqis by bis well Grant you that Instantly, but all tbe
across a floor, a separation out of sym­
mother,” said he.
•
A—lu a few weeks the Itnpro« t io. ul -..as
at his feast from over on the rivet
"It’s a young turkey,” protested Mrs pathy. By the time the separation be­ were. So much have they suffered In known crowing. The enemy, expect­ same thousands of men «.f similar age marked. Th«t simp was better, and l < re was
a gradual return to heaiih, although it v;as a
bank, should be ready to have their
Wampler, “and it seemed very temlet came fully defined Mrs. Gears’ urn their old time fervor that to the oue ing the event In tbe morning, were en­ have to wear them in aimost every year bef re we considered the cure full a d per-
served to him, and the rows of foot
maueut
cllurch
In
which
they
still
maintain
brage
at
the
Wamplers
bad
come
to
wheu I was dressing It.”
tirely ttn|»repared and fell easy victims other occupation.
Q —Know of any other cases 1
tracks, juvenile and canine, running all
“Then you didn’t cook It enough,” positive grounds. She did not scruple their former lustihood people now re­ to ills forethought.
A— Num bees ot them I’m *ure 1 sold snores
“
The
majority
of
those
servitors
about hinted of efforts to realize ou
to think and to say freely. “We have sort In crowds out of mere curiosity to
"Tomorrow morning," said he to his commence In boyhood, and the demand about it.
urged Wampler.
Q
— Were there any failures f
some such possibilities here. A wld«*r
“I had It In the oven four hours," no direct proof, but It's very singular view the spectacle. Here as regularly troops on tbe evening before the storm­ of tbelr vocation causes no strain on
A —I know of none where tt was tsltcu la
whiter common on the east, with th«
that the spoon should have been found as winter comes tbe best known repro­ ing of Ismail, "an hour before day­ tbe eyesight. Consequently that may season.
said Mrs. Wampler.
clumps of white bouses, smoking chlin
Q—Can you recall any Indtv'dual cures t
The other ladies averred that If the In tbelr possession, and they've never bates of the town are brought under break I mean to get up. I shall wash account In a measure for tbe absence
A.—Several. I told un Engl sh a< >¡11:,b lance
nçys and black cowshtxls on Its edgt
tumultuous
conviction.
But
when
come
about
it. He begau to meud and ultlui . i l> re-
offered
any
explanation.
”
oven was right four hours was long
and dress myself, say my prayers, give of any necessity for the use of specs.
and tbe steel blue sky dropping down
ooverod. and took a supply of tho < on.pound
the
spring
thaws,
little
by
little
their
The
Wamplers,
too.
bad
by
this
time
enough.
one good cockcrow and then capture Moreover, tbe steam from hot viands with him ou his return to England. I < <.usldcr
beyond, was a very picture of the sea­
It a cure for Bright's Disease oh'-u rik.-u 10
By pushing and sawing like an am­ taken an open stand. On all convenient new virtue relaxes, and as the year ad­ IsHVtll.”
would render them useless probably."— time. It ought not to be pertnitt. d to ole witb
son. Over a large millpond on the west
ateur with a dull blade Wampler Anal­ occasions and on some not convenient vances and all nature grows Jocund
Its aged discoverer, and I am glad to sue busi
New
York
Telegram.
gilded tbe skaters, tx»ya and girls, whe
uesa men are going to perpetuate it
Carious Translation Brrora.
ly cut through and sought to retrieve they declared that they preferred not and voluptuous they slip back for the
bad themselves with shovel und brooti
Some amusing errors are made by
himself by a special dexterity on the to have the friendship of people who most part into their old wild ways.
He Saw the Joke.
by bard, hot labor In brief hours aftet
Medical work« ngreo that Rright's Disease
other side. But again tbe knife, after thought them capable of stealing a Thus one winter opens with no less translators. An Italian paper turned
Here is a true story of n curious per­ and Dialieies are incurable, but K7 per cent are
school cleared of snow the scant way«
occasion than another for a stentorian Kipling's "Absentminded Beggar” into sonality well known to many profes positively recoverleg under the Fulton iota
entering keenly, came to a sudden halt spoon.
they traversed. In one corner of this
Another atonal men In Ixtndon today: He Is a pounds. ICommou forms of kidney complaint
and had to be driven on by main force
Thus the difference grew into an evangel. LaBt winter, however, among a "Distracted Mendicant.”
and rbeumatisin offer bnt short resf-ium •')
millpond on the morrow, If the mor
Wampler Anally wrenched off the open feud. Finally it was carried into tbe converts of this hardened type ap­ Italia it editor who translated a pas- Scot, whose business ability Is above Price, 31 for tbe Bright's Disease and «1 tor
row chanc«*d to be a Sunday. In a poo
Diabetic Compound John .. Fulton Co.,
breastbone and resumed bls chair In h the church. A document was laid be­ peared one noted character who had, sage from an E ng 11 sb ¡»a per about a the average, but everything be does Is the
«20 Montgomer st., San Francisco, -ole com­
relieved of ice for the occasion an<i
sweat and a pant.
fore the session, urging It to summon never been brought to the penitent’s man who Imd killed tils wife witb a done with the air of a man constantly pounders. Fre< tests made for patiunta. Du-
hedged about by a throng of specta
•criplive pamphlet mulled free.
There was perhaps more than the Mr. and Mrs. Wampler to an explana posture before, for however brief a ¡taker added an Ingenious footnote to wrestling with some problem of the
tors, they would baptize tbe latest con
Beason.
say.
"\Ve
do
not
know
with
certainty
usual movement of relaxing Interest tlon. Their conduct, the document Bet
soul. He rarely speaks unless sisiken
verts of the winter revivals.
This was a woman known as Gypsy wh flier tills thing 'pokero' bea domes­ to. He never smiles, and Ida eyes have
around the table as be finished, but forth, In thus far refusing an explana­
Hither and thither, aliout and all
there was less than tbe usual outburst tion was neither brotherly nor Chris­ Ann, a keen eyed, disheveled, shrill tic < p surgicalJInstrument." Tbe des­ a fixed but Intense expression. One
through tbe town, wound the deep
of talk. The serving of tbe plates lie tian. It savored, If not of guilt, at voiced, half mad creature, held, as her perate expedient of tbe French trans­ day he was returning to London with
The mortality among babies during the
trodden footpaths, so narrow thaï
gan in comparative silence. In the leuBt of self righteousness and pride, name betokened, In a certain suspicion lator of Cooper's "Spy." who had to several companions. The whole par thiee teething years is aomethlng frightful.
when two p«-ople met one must need«
census of 1900 shows that about one tu
course of this office Wampler thrust a and in either case they were amenable and fear and often a word in the explain how n horse could be bitched ty were Scotch, but the companions The
every seven succumbs.
step out Into the full depth of the
large spoon deep Into tbe mound ot to the session. There was prolonged mouths of Inert mothers to Intimidate "to a liM-ust." Is worth recalling. He were of genial type. One of them told
The cause Is apparent.
With baby’s
snow, for no provision of ordinance ot
stuffing. There came a metallic click arguineut In the session, as well as willful children. She dwelt alone In a had never heard of locust trees and a humorous tale, over which the rest bones hardening, the tontcnel (opening in the
custom exacted of householders any
skull) closing up and Its teeth 'orming, all
remote
ramshackle
cabin,
living
mainly
rendeml the word by "sauterelle.” or laughed uproariously. Not so the hu­ these coming at once create a demand for
which everytxxiy distinctly heard and some plain speaking and strong feel­
contribution In this sort to the publi«
again Qxed eyes on tbe host. Then, on ing. At the vote the lay members on charity, but earning a little money grasslii.ppen: Feeling that this needed man problem. He sat In a corner of bone material that nearly half the little
convenience, and, except in Btuali
systems are deficient in.
The result I*
bringing up tbe spoon, he turned up divided evenly, and it devolved on the now and then by helping In the rough some explanation, lie appended a foot­ the railway carriage glowering at ills peevishness, weakness, sweating, fever, diar-
patches at gateways and before th«
------- •«_«— etc.
with It the handle of another, a smaller pastor, the Itev. Cornelius Holt, to de­ work of tbe kitchens. She bad always note explaining that grassliopiiers mirthful friends. Half an hour after rhoea, brain troubles, convulsions,
doors and stores, tbe snow was left
terribly fatal, The deaths In 1900 under
one, wbleb everybody saw. »Ince tlierx cide. He was a man of rare humility, some special patrons. They changed, grew to a gigantic size In tbe United ward, however, when al! were standing prove
three years were 304,988, (■>
ii- i hmg of
lying until sun and travel dissolved It
could be no con«*ealiuent. Wampler but of a ready sense of justice and an however, from time to time, for in her States mid that it was the custom to at a street corner before separating he the vast number outside the big cities that
And since in Osceola the rubber lx>ot
were
not
reported,
and
this
In
the
United
moods
she
was
apt
to
quarrel
with
her
place n stuffed specimen at the door took one aside and said solemnly and State* alone.
sought escape from tbe misadventure obstinacy in following It that nr,
was as yet unknown and the rubbei
by Jocularity, and saying, “Well, well, amount of aggression could outwear. benefactors. Among the most devoted of every mansion for the convenience slowly: “Ye would obsalrve that I did
When baby begins to sweat, worry or cry
shoe was disdained of men as a weal
in sleep don’t wait, and the need is
mother, you must have run short ot He decided against the petition und In of them bad one« been Mrs. Wampler of visitors, who hitched their horses na’ laugh at yond’ story. Well, I saw out
neither medicine nor narcotics
What the
beneath their maubtxxl one rarely fall
«
breadcrumbs for your stuffing,” he favor of the Wamplers. He bad talked and Mrs. Gears, but on some fancied to It.
little
system is crying out for is more bon«
the Joke. Ye might not think It. but 1 material,
ed to find In tbe hous«*s and tbe store«
Sweetman's Teething Food sup-
drew forth the spoon an«l held It up In with them, he said, frequently about provocation troth were abruptly dis­
o
have a keen sense of humor.”—London plies it. It has saved the lives of thousands
a man sitting with his feet flatten«*«!
The Bla^jay.
full view.
the affair of the spoon. They bad in­ missed from her regard, as a number
of babies,
They begin to improve within
News.
against the hot stove, sizzling off th«
forty-eight hours. Here is what physician*
One
may
pet
or
patronize,
according
“It's my sp«x>n,” cried Mrs. Gears, deed several times sought bis counsel. of others had been dismissed, and
snow taps from his l>oot heels.
think
of
it.
HIs
Beat
Role.
fairly shrieking, “the one I lost, my He was convinced of their honesty, neither had had aught to do with het to one's nature, a chipping sparrow,
2931 Washington St.,
In milder seasons tbe prevailing form
They were discussing the amateur
San Francisco, June 2, 1:102.
and If they offered no explanation it now for many years. Of all her dis­ bluebird or pliuebe, but he Is faideed
of social entertainment was evening
Gentlemen-
1
am
prescribing
your food in
was simply because they had none to likes tbe bitterest hitherto bad been of well coated with self esteem who does theatricals of tbe previous evening, the multitude of baby trouble* due tu im­
teas, but now there was apt to be s
and
Thespis
was
bewailing
tbe
hard
not
feel
a
sense
of
inferiority
in
the
peded
dentition.
A
large
percentage
of In-
the
churches.
At
the
name
of
any
par
­
give. The appearance of the spoon in
round of rather stately dinner parties
fantile Illa and fatalities are the result of
He Is sutfli a luck that had 'brought ou a violent »low
ticularly honored member her wont presence of a jay.
their
house
was
as
Inexplicable
to
teething.
Tour
food
supplier
what
the
Tbe ladies came in carefully treasured
shrewd, independent and aggressive headache and prevented his appear deficient system demands, and I have had
them as to others. He would not say was to cry out, with a wild gesture:
black silk gowns, of tbe richest and
surprising
success
with
in
scores
of
cases
ance.
“My hand's a Illy beside his black creature that oue Is inevitably led to
that they had always borne themselves
this diet, given with tbelr Tegular food, ha*
stiffest material, with wide collars ol
“Do you know, old boy," he said con­ not failed to check the infantile distresseA.
the Itellef that he Is more of a success
as frankly and forgivingly as Chris­ heart!”
white lace and lace edged white lawn
«•Uld, I
When, therefor«, word went abroad as a bird than most men are as men. fidentially, “that was to have been the Several of the more serious casei
tians
should,
but
there
had
been,
be
feel sure, have been fatal without it. It can-
undersleeves. The men wore coats ol
feared, mistakes made on both sides. flint Gypsy Ann had presented herself Conspicuous by‘voice and action dur­ effort of my life. I had the love scene net be too quickly brought to the attention
black broadcloth, no less carefully kepi
of the mother» of the country. It is an ab-
The difference that had grown up lmd at the mourners' bench, Osceola quiver­ ing the fall aud winter, when other down fine, and Mildred's heart must solute
neceMity
and no less excellent In quality, and
ed with Interest through all Its mem­ birds are quietest, he become» silent have been of stone If she failed to see
been
a
great
grief
to
him.
As
a
pastor
L. C. MENDEL. M. D.
high, stiff collars, swathe«! In black
that
I
was
In
earnest.
1
was
willing
and as a friend be bad employed all bers, The high and the low, the full when other birds are most” vocal. If be
Bilk or satin neckerchiefs. The dinner,
Petaluma,
Cal.,
September 1, 1902.
to
stake
everything
on
the
result,
for
his persuasions to heal It. He believed rolled and the ragged, were alike ex has a love song, It Is reserved for the
Dear Sir»—I have _ just . tried
........ the teething
_
cooked mainly by the hostess' own
cited, and at the next meeting the ear of bis Inate. At this season he I was confident she would accept me food In two cafes and In both it was a sue”
that
In
time
It
would
be
healed
and
hand, was served In two courses, but
ce*s.
_
____
One
was
a
very
serious
case,
go
oriti-
that right feeling, the loving spirit, swift runners after sensations throng even controls his fondness for owl the moment the curtain went down cal that It wan brought to ine from another
out of Its abundance might easily hav<
baiting and with it his vituperative And to think that my usual hard luck city for treatment. Fatal results were feared.
would yet prevail, but If It were ed the church.
furnished forth twelve or fifteen, of th«
In three day* the baby ceased worrying and
The object and hope of these in­ gifts. The robin, the catbird and the would step In just when all my hopes commenced
brought
Into
the
church
It
would
only
eating and is now well. Its action
daintiness which courses acquire whet
truders were of the vaguest, but the thrasher seem eager to lietray the loca­ were about to be realized!”
in this case was remarkable. I would ad­
Intensify
and
deepen
and
the
day
ot
they are made a particular point of
vise
you
to
put It In every drug store in thia
“
I
heard
Mildred
refer
to
your non-
entertainment tb«y sought they found. tion of thejr nests to every passerby,
Its removal l>e put further off.
city. Yours,
Turkey and oysters, four or five vege
In the confidence that a new life had but the bluejay gives no evidence of appearance,” remarked Fayer.
I. M. PROCTOR, M D.
There
was
moisture
In
bis
eyes,
a
tables, a like number of cooktd fruits,
“You did? And what did she say?"
half sob In his voice, as he concluded begun for her Ann seized the occasion tbe site of his habitation by being seen
Sweetman’B Teething Food will carry baby
pickles sour and pickles sweet, coffe«
“Said you performed an act of char­ safely and comfortably through the moat dan­
with “Let us pray,” and he offered a to renounce her past, item by item. In In its vicinity.—Frank M. Chapman In
and hot rolls, with a dessert of twe
gerous period of child life. It render* lam ­
ity by not coming on.”
the presence of the congregation. The Century.
brief,
fervent
prayer
for
gentle
counsels
ing of the gums unnecessary. It Is the safest
kinds of pie, a rich preserve served It
o
renunciation lacked somewhat of the
and
confiding
hearts.
He
was
checked
plan and a blessing to the baby to not wait
cream and a cake that was the chel
It
Passled
Him.
,
A
Preeoeleae
Diplomatist.
for
symptoms but to commence glrlng it the
several times by hl»emotion. The oth­ humility that „usually characterizes
d'œvvre of the feast—these were th«
or fifth month. Then all the teeth
It is said of a former Marquis of fourth
Boy—Oh, mamma, I upset the salt­
such performances; but, aside from
er
members
of
the
session
were
deeply
will
come healthfully, without pain, dis­
least that decency would allow, and
¿Townshend that when young and cn- tress or lancing. It Is an auxiliary to their
this. It proceeded quite prosaically and cellar over my clean clothes.
touched
and
repaired
to
their
homes
the guest was ex|«ected not to el«*ct be
diet and easily taken. Price 50 cents
Mamma—That was careless. Go and gaged In battle be saw a drummer at regular
with deliciously pure and exalted feel­ would> have yielded no particular rel­
(enough for six weeks), sent postpaid cn re­
tw«*en them, but to eat somewhat ol
his
side
killed
by
a
cannon
ball
which
brush
the
salt
off,
and
see
you
don
’
t
ceipt
of
price. Pacific Coast Agents, Inland
ish
to
the
curious
but
that
toward
the
ings and with a mlml resolved, every
ail.
scattered his brains tn every direction. Drug Co., Mill* Building, Han Francisco.
end she disclosed, altogether lnclden soil the Clothes.
man
of
them,
to
do
bls
utmost
to
keep
The company came to table for them
“But, livimma, when any one spills His eyes were at once fixed on the
tally and as a matter of no more im­
the congregation In harmony.
dinners with a certain hesitation anc
ghastly object, which seemed to en­
portance than any other she bad touch­ salt they have a quarrel, don't they?”
But
unfortunately
the
congregation
Antltf yapepata Diet.
awkwardness, and for a little whll<
“It’s mv tpoon!" cried Mn. Gear»
gross his thoughts. A superior officer
“So they say." *
ed upon« that she was the demon lie-
had
not
come
under
the
spell
of
the
after they were seatid conversatloi holly sprig!” And she stretcb«*d out
“Dyspepsia would no longer lie the
observing
him
supposed
he
was
intim
­
“
Well.
then.
If
they
don't
spill
the
hind
the
mystery
of
the
holly
sprig
rather lagged. First there fell a sharp her band as If to recover It, If ne«xl lie. pastor's moving Judgment and prayer
national disease in America if the peo­
and divisions of such magnitude ensu spoon. For not a few of her auditors salt they don't have a quarrel. Isn’t idated at tbe sight and addressed him
expectant silence until the minister, It by force.
In a manner to cheer his spirits. “Oh!” ple of this country would adopt a plain
even this passage had no pungency, tljat so?”
ed
that
the
laymen
of
tbe
session
for
­
present, as be usually was, had Invok
“Yes, that is so. But why do you said the young marquis, with calm­ diet similar to that of Norway and
“At any rate. It a not mine,” snid
since the Incident of the holly sprig
ed a blessing. Then as the host t«x>k Mra. Wampler. Out of aheer confusion got their good resolutions and the ses­
ness, but severity. “I am not frightened. Sweden. Gout is unknown among
spoon bad befallen so long ago as to be ask?”
sion
Itself
became
a
seat
of
war.
Mr
carving knife and fork In hantl am abe spoke curtly. She l«x>k«*d as If In
“Well, because, mamma. It wasn’t I am puzzled to make out how any man Swedes aud Norwegians, and tlie rosy
far back of their knowledge, but with
Holt
had
served
In
his
present
pas
­
rose from-his chair with a certain con another moment abe must collapse.
with such a quantity of brains ever cheeks and clear complexions of the
torate ten years. Ten years’ service the larger number it was still well In tbe salt I spilt; It was the Ink.”
fidence, every eye and all attentlot
young people of those countries are
“Oh, It’a mine. It's mine! I should In no office lessens the number of a memory, and a distinct murmur passed
came to be here!”
were fixed intently on him aud remain know it anywhere,” persisted Mrs.
the result of tlie simple food the chil­
tteal and Kaowled*«.
through the house as Ann related how,
man
’
s
critics
unless
he
be
a
man
of
ed so fixed while with a single sturdy Gears excitedly, and Wampler handed
dren eat,” the United States consul at
The Outlook crowds an unusual
Too Tree to Bo ProAtohle.
in revenge of an Injury which she
supreme
talent,
and
that
Mr.
Holt
was
stab he planted the fork Immovably tbe spoon over to ber.
“How about that historical novel?” Bergen, Norway, says. “Hot rolls and
not. From his Installation there had- thought bad been done her by Mrs. amount of practical wisdom and good
astride tbe knob of the breast bone ol
white bread are rarely seen In Sweden.
“It must be yours,” said Mrs. Warn been in the congregation a .dissatisfied Gears, she stole the spoon, and then, In sense Into the following paragraph: asked tbe publisher.
tbe turkey and with bis keen knife pier. “I remember tbe design, and It's
Knackbrode or hard I iron d Is t be atnkid-
“
Zeal
without
knowledge,
often
con
­
“
No
good
at
all,
”
answered
the
read
­
revenge
of
another
which
she
thought
deftly unjointed wings and legs, cut not like any of mine. I never saw It. minority, and it had grown with the
ard article of food. It Is made of
demned,
is
more
valuable
than
knowl
­
er
to
whom
it
had
been
assigned.
“
The
had lieen done her by Mrs. Wampler,
away the white breast meat In thin unleaa at your bouae, until this mo­ passage of time more numerous and
ground oats and rye. There is no yeast
“tucked It away,” as she said. In Mrs. edge without zoai. often commended, man doesn't understand how to write
wide slices and by a bold strokt ment, and tbe turkey 1 dress«*«! and put more outspoken. It now found in hit
for zeal without knowledge inspires historical novels, and he hasn't pervert­ in tbe bread, and it is rolled into thin
Wampler’s turkey.
vote
against
baring
the
Wamplers
be
through the bones and tissue of elthei into tbe oven with my own band.”
wafers, which nre baked and hung up
“And I mind me to this day,” said life, and life acquires knowledge; but ed tbe truth as we know it enough to
fore tbe session what unconsciously 11
dank and a nice, quick turn on th<
Even with tbe precious spoon restor had long been waiting for—a point of she, “what a time I had—the oven was knowledge without zeal sits in Its make any kind of a rumpus among tbe where they will keep perfectly dry.
handle of tbe fork triumphantly clear ed to her possession, and her owner
Swedes eat this bread mid drink milk
so hot, and Mrs. Wampler gone from study, plays with its books and does critics. His book would fall flat."—
ed away the breastltone and exposec ship of It thus fully -«cknowledgtM Uy union and onset. The pastor's friends
for two meals a day and have one men)
nothing.
All
the
greatest
things
In
life
Chicago
Post.
the kitchen only for a minute, and tbe
to appetizing view a steaming, odorlf Mrs. Wampler, Mrs? Gears did not however, were In the main stanch, ami
at which they eat meat and potatoes.
spoon such an onbandy shape. But have been accomplished by enthusi­
o|>en
opposition
only
intensified
theii
erous mound of gray stuffing.
Witt wholly recover herself. Until tbe com­
Sweets are almost unknown. Children
Twa Rabies Far a Cent.
asts whose zeal was greater than their
this tbe company drew an audlbl« pany broke up ber manner retaln«*«l a ardor. The session divided again almul somehow Satan let me succeed, as he knowledge.”
A novel poster was seen by a recent are allowed to eat candy only on state
always
lets
ns
if
only
we
try
hard
evenly,
but
the
opponents
of
the
pas
­
breath and settled back comfortably tinge of pugnacity, and she wore 11
sojourner in Nova Scotia. It was print­ occasions.”
enough, and little I thought of all the
In their seats, as when a midair acrobai l«x>k rather bard and auspicious. The tor were the cunnlnger faction and
A Roalaeaa He««.
ed
on rough paper with red paint. In a
trouble
It
would
make.
But
maylie
An Impossible Task.
«includes bls feat without breaking bit other guests made a particular show finally persuaded two of his supporter«
“You lent him the money to buy that childish hand, and was tacked to a tel­
neck, and shortly the talk began t< of ease and gayety. T^hey commented to disregard personal preference and It's done some good too. On account of mule from y<vi?”
The committee waited upon the suc-
egraph
pole
in
a
conspicuous
position:
show something like fluency. But un a little on tbe alngularlty of the In- Join them In voting a request to Mr It, we might say, there’s two churches
“Yasalr,” answered Mr. Erastua Pink- “There will be a concert and fair in c«*»sful man.
now where there was only one before,
til the carving was well achieved, lie cldent and ventured to make a Joke 01 Holt for his resignation.
“Your fame has pree«xled you," they
ley. “It doesn't look like business, but Mrs. Parson’s sitting room today at 2
so
perhaps
it'll
be
somewise
fergiven
With
his
session
thus
become
practi
yond a staple compliment or two t< two upou It, then dropped It from tl>e
It were sech a good chance to get de o’clock sharp.
Admission—adults, 5 said as he entered the room. He smiled
me.”
«■ally
unanimous
against
him
and
a
tbe carver, usually tipped with jest t<
dot rf.Uoet well Luow,i."
bes' of de trade dat I couldn' he'p ad­ cents; children, ? cents; babies, two for anr-ttoly.
talk and were studious not to recur to good third of the congregation fiercely
The Ice In the millpond was thicker
save It from any suspicion of sent)
be admitted modestly.
a cent"
It. One and all departed however urging the se»iou un, tbe poor ministei last winter than It bad been for years, vancin’ de cash.”—Washington Star.
ment or fulxomcnesa, and per tap* s
“You have given names to sl«*eping
query to tbe hostess regarding hei with It still sufficiently In mind and would gladly have yielded up hit but it cracked again and again under
cars, new cigars, health foods and
Sllttf«* Tree Bark.
Oaesala* at It-
method of dressing and cooking tur more than made themselves amend« charge and tied away, but this. It seem the weight of tbe crowd that gathered
“Gambler? Well, rather! Why, he’s
When a young fruit or shade tree games names that have plonsed the
ultimately for any self denial they may- ed to him. would be moral weakness, the next Sunday to see Gypsy Ann
keys, little or nothing was said.
no crazy over rame» of.ehanc» tbrt M stops growX-g and looks as It' it were püuùc and your patrons
1 Hint I red. .. •__
have
suffered
regarding
it
In
the
pres
a
clear
violation
of
bls
duty
to
tbe
It was almost a violence on custom
The successful man bowed.
patronises a restaurant where they about to give up tbe struggle for ex­
" Ihvrvivte, occaaiouiûg su<x««x|iientiy un­ «noe jf the!r Lost M<d -bocUM. TuUx larger taction who devoutly besought
“Well," said th«* spokesman, "we have
print
the
bill
of
fare
In
French,
and
be
istence,
tbe
trouble
may
often
be
traced
Aa Mi Dish.
der thia aspect surmises of a prompt very s«x>n tbe whole town knew the him to stay, so he refused to comply
doesn't know a word of the language.” to its being barkbound. In this case a new baby at our house, and we have
Mix boiled bog's lard aud milk with
lug scarcely less than fiendish or prov atory, and Mrs. Gears' holly sprig with the session'» request. Appeal«
—Chicago Post.
a long perpendicular slit In tbe bark come to you to select a name that will
followed to higher bodies, and a tedl thick gruel. Stir It well together, with
ldeutlal. when, at a dluner given by spoon becama celebrated.
will enable it to resume Its natural please her parents, sisters and broth­
Never
did
a
dinner
party
leave
the
fresh
cheese,
yolks
of
eggs
and
brains.
oua,
complex,
exhausting
contest
re
Mrs. Hamlin Wampler, Mrs. Luthei
ers. grandparents, cousins, unci«*»,
The greatest rest comes from free­ growth.
givers
of
it
with
heavier
spirits
than
Wrap
It
In
a
fragrant
fig
leaf
and
boll
suited, ending In defest for the op|>os
Gears began. In tbe very height of th«
aunts anti friends of tbe family and
dom of'mlnd. We can keep our minds
carving, to tell a story of tbe loss of • theirs left Mr. and Mrs. Wampler. lug minority, which thereupon with­ In the gravy of a chicken or a kid. free If we will but learn how. l-et
A Slmpl. Matter.
herself later on."
spoon, »be told It In a plnlntlve. mar Wampler would have lx*en not a Httle drew from tbe church In a laxly and When tnken out, remove the leaf and them take up one thing at a time and
The successful man frowned sternly.
“John, I'd like you to wake me at 5
disturb«*«!
simply
at
a
misadventure
In
souse
It
in
a
potful
of
boiling
honey.
organized
a
new
society.
▼eUng tone—bow, after a dluner glrex
o’clock tomorrow morning. 1 want to
"Sir,” he said. “I do not undertake
be content
bla carving and Mrs. Wampler at once
And this is the origin of wbat is sine« The name of this comestible Is derived
catch tbe early train.”
the Impossible!"—Cincinnati Commer­
by herself ten days before to substan­ In her ctmklng, but to these «xcaslon« known In t>sceola as the New church from the flg leaf, but the mixture con­
“All right, sir: sll right” replied the cial Tribune.
Th. t.. .( Bre.4
Water.
tially tbe present company, when she of discomfort tbe affair of the holly the church which in recent years has sists of equal parts of each, but rather
A loaf of bread la a favorite talia- able servitor expressively; “all you got
came to collect ber silver, with a view ■prig sptxHi added, or at least seemed been so marvelously blessed. But It more eggs. Itecause this gives It con­
A Little Rnnizh on M.i.
to washing and putting It away with to them to add. tbe possibility of put­ had a hard struggle In the beginning. sistency. This appears to have been a man for locating a drowned body In to do, sir, is to ring."—Philadelphia
Daughter—The man I mnrry must be
ber own band, as her careful custom ting In question their honesty, snd tbe It began to prosper only after the Rev. popular dish among tbe Greeks. To most European countries Hometime» North American.
1 brave man.
was. she fourni a spoon missing, one sense of this moved them finally to Mr. Holllwell took charge. He la s us It seems about as nice as an oyster It la found sufflcient of Itself, some­
CesreBe« 1«.
Father—He will be If he marries you
of ber holly sprig spoons.
times it needs the aid of some other
find offense In tbe behavior of Mrs. natural pulpit orator, a man thorough eaten with brown sugar.
“There's a burglar In tbe house Ben­
while your mother is firing. New 1 ork
Nobody attended much, for Wampler Gears. The more they thought It over ly abreast of the times. He began by
Aristophanes mentions a thlrum of substance. Thus In England the loaf iamin,” sai«l Mrs. Frett arousing her
Press
was really doing a very neat job. None —«nd the habit of people In Osceola prefacing his sermons with a familial salt fish and a tblrum of fat. In tbe ts usually weighted with quicksilver.-
busband In tbe dead of the morning
of the men of tbe circle was a bad waa to think over things • gtxxi d«*sl— talk on current topics, and every three “Frogs” there Is a dismal joke In the
"Hear that?” abe con tinned "lt'a snre
He I n W o Hypocrite.
carver, and all of them would have the more offense they found, so that months be preached a sermon exclu form of a reasonable objection made td
¡y tbe sound of a chisel He’s • safe
Tom- Are you going to wear mourn
d«*em«d It a shame beyond words to tbe feeling of both soon came to be as Birely for men and another exclusive­ leaping from a high tower. “I would
burglar.”
Ing for your wealthy unde?
have been, but Wampler had rather expressed by Mrs. Wampler. "She ly for women and one for tbe young lose two flg leaves of brain.” The
"You bet be Is.” sleepily return«*«!
Jack—Only a black pocketbook.—Chi­
the deftest and surest hand. In rivalry might aa well have said I atole ber people, and by these and other novel word occurs no lees than twelve ’imes
Benjamin, turning over for another cago News.
with him Mrs Gears was but a beg- aptxm in so many words ”
ts of the comic poets.
ties be soon awakened an Interest in the frapi
nap.—Richmond Diauatch.
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The Holly
Sprig Spoon
PAPERS
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Disease
Save the Baby.