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BANDON RECORDER
big to look nice ou you.u “But if it’s
the style, I tbink I’d take it," advised
the daughter "I’d Late to have ma
go back with an old-fashioned cloak ou.
Everybody kuow* we came to the city
to get our winter cloak* ’’ "Well,”
said the old lady, dubiously, “mayI*
it’* the l>eat we ean do. You said it
wm $20, didu’t you?” appealing to the
salesgirl. "Yes,” she said, cheerfully,
"and I’m cure you wou'l regret taking
It.” "I am sure she will,” said a lady,
not a dozen yards from Polly. "That
coat is uol only old style, but it is two
sizes too large, aud $12 is a gixal price.”
“Jest wbat I thought, ma. They
thought that little tassel and jimcracks
ou the back of It would give it style,
but it made it look cheap. Come an’
let’s go some place else. Thank you
for your kindness, ma’in,” said the old
gentlemau, turning away, while the
salesgirl fairly glared at the meddler.
FACTS IN FEW LINES CHOICE MISCELLANY
HUMOR OF THE HOUR
LAGEMAKINQ,
Australia find* borne* for more than
A b Old L*s»ad That Tell* ot th*
Great Feat*.
The question of Sir Walter Raleigh's
100.500 German*.
Orlala at th* Ar«.
The conversation turned on big feet
Canada ba* 109,000 Indian*, tbe Unit- burial place uas lately been revived in when one of the company said be be
Lacemaking Is by no mean* so old an
A WEAK HEART
England. Three churches claim both lieved bis pal Smith would take somt ludustry as most person* suppose
Id Blate* 270.000.
Hill ClIaxMa* or Stair Monntl**
There I* no proof that It existed previ
A Berliner take* on tbe average 129 the bead and body of the gallant cour beating in that line.
tier Immediately after the execution,
Will Streaathoa th* Oraaa.
I ntood in one of the big department
“I was out walking with Smith oo< ous to the mteeutb century, and the
•tree! car ride* a year.
which
took
place
In
Tot
hill
street,
It I* not many year* ago that the be store* In thia city the other day watch
day when be slipped down, with th« oldest known painting in which It ap
Thouaauda of caribou, ar North A mer
lief prevailed that a sufferer from ing tbe crowd surging In aud out, aorne
ic* a reindeer, are to lie found in New Westminster, on Oct. 29. 1618, hie wife soles of bls boots pointing to a groeer’i pears Is a portrait of a lady in the
placed the bead In a red l>ag and rode window. The grocer rushed out to In academy at Veuiee paiuted by Caa-
heart disease was In coustant perl pushing aud crowding their way
foundland.
off with It lu a mourning coach. This quire who was putting the sbutten pai'clo. who died about 1523. The leg
whenever be moved and that the nearei
Taking
th*
United
Btate*
an
a
whole,
treasure she kept for twenty-live years.
be approached absolute rest the bettei through tbe throng and others taking
end concerning the origin of the art la
the census show* that one person In The body was buried In 8t. Margaret’s up.”
it wa* for bl* heart. Tbl* is still true it leisurely, chatting and laughing
"That's pretty fair," said a soldiei a* follows:
«very
forty
has
a
telephone.
church,
but
shortly
after
the
execution
good
bunioredly
at
little
aggravating
in reaped to certain form* of heart dis
A youug fisherman of the Adriatic
Tlie sp<*elmen of tbe Japanese hen In Lady Raleigh wrote to her brother, Sir who was jw-esent, "but a fellow in out
ease- -those due to actual disease or de things that are bound to occur in a
company beut It hollow. After a shaft was betrothed to a young and Iteautl-
the
Museum
of
Natural
History,
New
Nicholas Carew, asking pertniSHion to tight with the enemy we were obligee ful girl of one of tile isles of the le
generation of the heart muaciea-but crowd, and wondering why others
York, has a tall twelve fret long.
bury her husband in his church at Bed
When the disease la in the valve*, a* it should scowl aud speak so impatiently.
Six million iieraona are expected by dington, where she desired also to be to retreat, when, on looking back, wi goon. Industrious as she was lieautl-
la In the majority of cases, the modem Tbe latter did not belong to the pur
tbe Japanese to visit the exhibition to buried. History Is silent from that saw one of our men standing upright ful, the girl made a new net for lier
teaching is that properly regulated ex chaser)« who lived on Easy street and
Is*
opened at Osaka, Japan, next March. time on. It Is known, however, that on the field. The fact was the poor fel lover, who took It with him on Isiard
erclee la beneficial. Thia la founded
his boat. The first time he east It luto
who
had
nothing
to
hurry
them
home.
The
district of St Etienne, France, her son treasured the bead as his moth low bad such feet that he never fel the sea he dragged therefrom
upon the common sense view that the
an exqul-
dowu when he was shot.”
Their
time
was
precious.
Every
min
lias
produced
annually
for
the
past
five
er
had,
and.
according
to
the
Ixvndon
heart is like other muacles In that It
alte petrified wrack grass, which be
"Well,
”
said
a
horse
dealer
who
sat
yeura over $17,900,000 worth of ribbons. Dally Chronicle, tradition says that it
can be strengthened by exercise to ute counted, for they felt like they
In the corner, "that's rather tall, but let hastened to present to bls fiancee. But.
should be in two places at once. There
Germany's latest addition to her navy uas finally buried with him at West me have a try. A fellow came down t< war breaking out, the tlshermun was
meet Increased calls upou It
is tbe Chinese torpedo boat Hilung, Horsley, Surrey. Dr. Bruslitield, who our stables the other day In a hurry t< pressed into the service of the Venetian
When tbe valves of a pump get out were the little folks at home who hail
»»»»
which was captured by the Germans lais made a thorough study of Raleigh hire a horse for a Journey he was goln> navy. The poor girl wept at the de|mr-
of order, it requires greater force tc promised to be gissl while the mother
history. Is of the belief that when In ou. ’I'll have that one,’ be said, point ture of her lover and contemplated hl*
move a given quantity of water. If hastened to towu to interview Banta
"I couldn’t help It,” she remarked to it Tuku.
this force can be applied, it will make Claus, merry old elf, who wasever ready a friend, entirely ignoring the wrathful
The premium of 1,000 marks offered vestigation is made the three t>odies— ing to a horse in the yard. ‘Why, then last gift to her. But while absorbed In
up for tbe defect in the valves. Tlie to listen to tbe requestsof the wee folks.
by Germany for the proof of trichinosis father, mother and son—will be found
stare. "I tbink it’s a cruel shame the from eating American pork ha* stood buried together. He has suggested to Isn't a man In the world can ride that following the Intricate tiacery of the
same principle bolds good in tbe case
wrack grass she began to twist ami
There
waa
sewing,
mending
and
cook
way city clerks try to palm off out-of- tor two years without a claimant
the British Archwologb al society to in animal,' I said. ‘He’ll work lu a cart plait the threads weighted with small
of tbe diseased heart; tbe valvular d<>
or plow, but no one can stay on bit
scribe
the
stone
under
which
bls
body
feet must be made good—"eompenss ing that must be attended to, and yet date and ill-fitting garments ou uurus-
France seems to be the center of the
back.’ ‘I’ll try him anyway,’ said th< beads which buaq around her net. Lit
tlou” Is the medical term for this proc the 25th of Decern tier was approaching pecting country people. For the good pictorial |M»tear<l fad. It Is estimated Is supiMMied to l>e burled in 8t. Marga stranger as be sprang into the saddle tle by little she wrought an Imitation
ess- by Increased strength in the* heart so rapidly that she was ready to go of the firm I should think that they that 88,000,900 are handled by the post ret’s, London, with his name and coat I expected to see him pitched off, but of the petrification, and thus was cre
of arms. No English memorial to this
muscle.
into a nervous chill at tbe mere men would endeavor to give their customers al service of that codhtry annually.
the horse looked round, saw the man'i ated the bobbin lace.
Tbe heart must be able not only to tion of it. Whatever she did must be a perfect fit. The merchants must well
Bangkok, Slam, imported nearly “universal genius” exists. The west feet and trotted quietly off. He thought
meet tbe ordinary, everyday extra done in a hurry. Probably she could kuow that a person who has been once $150,009 worth of matches last year window in St. Margaret's, dedicated to he was between a pair of shaft*.”
We Ow* ike Hat to Asia.
■train—this It does automatically, a* it uot make a second tripinto the crowded badly sold will never purchase at that from Japan and exported edible birds' bis memory through the enterprise of
We owe the hat to Asia, for it was lu
The company considered that a feat
Dr.
Farrar,
waa
the
gift
of
this
coun
were, by the unaided efforts of nature »tores. Do you wonder she looked wor
of that sort could not be surpassed.— that country tiiat the art of felting
store agaiu, and not only that, but they nests to the value of $115,000 to China. try.
—but it must be stronger than neces
Twenty years ago England Imported
wool was flrst known, and from the
Tit-Bits.
ried
and
annoyed
at
tbe
delays
and
lit
will
circulate
among
their
friends
that
«ary, ju*t as it 1* in health, to meet
29,900 horse* annually; now the num
most remote periods the art was car-
tle
vexatious
things
that
seemed
trivial
they
have
been
badly
sold
at
this
par
Marriage* Expedited.
some extra strain caused by illness, a
rled on by the orientals. In India,
ber is 324,000. said Sir Walter Gibley
Only recently the complaint waa
sudden nervous shock or some abso to the persons living on Easy street ticular store and will be instrumental recently at Bishop's 8 tort ford, Eng
Clark—See here! You told me If I China, Burma and 81am hats are
made that the preparations for a wed took a course of Instruction from you made of straw, of rattan, of bamboo,
lutely necessary exertion. It is evident, who come down towu daily to kill in keeping others from going there to land.
ding were becoming so elaborate, trou It wouldn’t be long before I’d be earn of pith, of the leaf of the Tailport
therefore, that a diseased heart must time and poeeibly look for bargains.
share the same fate. If I was running
Nearly alf the shoes sold In Russia
to assure the safety of the patient be
a store 1 would never let a customer go are manufactured by one firm In St. blesome and costly that young men pre ing $100 a week.
palm and of a large variety of grasses.
—
««««
ferred to remain bachelors rather than
strengthened beyond tbe requirement«
The Japanese made their hats of pa
Professor Skinner—Well?
out of it wearing an ill-fitting garn.eut. Petersburg, which is one of the most
The
department
stores
are
great
places
undergo the ordeal. In view of this
of a quiet life.
Clark—Well, I'm getting $10 a week. per. The modern hat can be traced
I would rather lose a sale occasionally. prosperous stock companies in the complaint It4s reassuring to learn that,
This is accomplished in various way* to study human life in all of its differ
Professor Skinner —But, honestly !>ack to the petasurs worn by the an
world.
•
One
thing
I
could
be
sure
of,
my
cus
owing to the i>erfectlon of system es
but none 1s better for tbe purpose than ent phases. On* who Is interested in
What is known as an angel shark, an tablished in the county building, wed now, don’t you feel that you’re earning cient Romans when on a Journey, and
hill climbing or stair climbing, the for reading the character by a person’s tomers would lie confident of fair aud
$100? Every clerk feels be earns ten hats with brims were also used by the
ugly fish with an eight Inch mouth con
mer for pleasant days, the latter fot face and their little |>eculiarau;tions and impartial treatment, and they would taining three rows of teeth, has been dings may now be performed there times as much as be gets.—Pbiladel earlier Greeks.
with
the
greatest
dispatch.
A
couple.
bad weather. The exercise should, ot gestures can while away many an hour. come agaiu. Why merchants are so
It was not until after the Roman
caught with a hand line at Felixstowe, It is reported, may seek the marriage pliiu Press.
course, be taken under tbe direction ol Here comes a little woman who is blind to their own interests is a mystery
conquest that the use of hats began In
England.
license window at any time In the day
a physician, for it can easily be over known among her friends as "shabby to me, and how girls can conscientious
England. A “hatte of blever,” about
More than seven time* the distance and then depart from the county build
done, In which case one of the bad con genteel.” Bhe is so neat that she looks ly stand up before some poor so'il and
the middle of the twelfth century, was
round
the
earth
has
been
walked
by
a
ing man and wife in the space of eight
ditions against which it is tbe object
worn by one of the nobles of tlie land.
sell them a laBt year’s outfit and assure Dover (England) postman named Eden minutes and twenty seconds. The gain
of tbe exercise to provide will be arti as if she might have juat come out of a
Fralssort describes hats and plumes
them it is the latest style ami a >>er- Hearn, who lias just retired after forty over the slow, old fashioned wedding,
bandbox,
but
the
well-brushed
clothes
ficially produced and the heart will b«
which were worn at Edward’s court
years
’
service.
fect
fit,
when
it
does
not
touch
them,
that
have
been
of
good
material
in
their
which
requires
weeks
for
preparation
overtaxed before it is strong enough tc
In 1340, when the Garter order was In
in the lower depths of the ocean nnd a whole day for the ceremony It
withstand the extra strain.—Youth'« time have bad their day and been and make them look ridiculous and de
stituted. The merchant in Chaucer’s
some
of
tbe
fishes
go
blind,
while
oth-
self, Is obvious. A man may now get
Companion.
cleaned and made over so many times cidedly like back-numbers, "passeth all
“Canterbury Tales” had “on his head
era develop huge eyes. Some are so married in less time Mian it takes to
understanding.
”
Evidently,
If
they
that they positively look threadbare.
a Flaunderish beaver hat,” and from
constructed
that
they
can
swallow
ride
around
the
loop.
Some
Improved
NATURAL HISTORY.
Her gentle refined face is marked with have not completely forgotten it, they tislies much larger than themselves.
that period onward there is frequent
method of courtship on the lightning
mention of “felt hattes.”
carelines, and in the depths of her clear certainly do not practice the golden
In
consequence
of
tbe
demolition
of
express
principle
doubtless
will
soon
be
All animals ruminate which have
rule.
gray
eyes
lurks
the
shadow
that
only
Newgate,
London,
It
has
been
decided
forthcoming.—Chicago News.
horns and cloven feet.
OrlalB of "Howler.”
««««
to reinter in Bow cemetery tbe eighty-
The offspring of two rabbits might comes to those who have met with
An
Indiana
man who was beiug
Every
day
a
pair
of
hazel
eyes,
shin
much sorrow in their lives. Bhe stops
two criminals who have suffered the
in ten years number 70,000,1X10.
An Autocrat*
taunted aoout the name of his state,
ing
like
stars,
and
a
bright
little
face
all
last
penalty
of
tlie
law
at
the
Old
at
a
bargain
counter.
"Dolls
only
II
It
has
been
discovered
that
the
new
Flying fish have been known to Jump
“Hoosier,” gave this explanation of it:
cents,” reads the card. "Beautifull expectation as be puts the question to Bailey.
Jim Crow ear law of New Orleans
ten feet above the surface of the sea.
“When the young men on the In
To
get
a
free
passage
from
the
Kon
makes the conductor such an autocrat
The puffin Is the most punctual ot dolls for that price,” said the salesgirl, Polly, “How soon is Christmas com
diana side of the Ohio river went to
birds In the matter of its annual migra who Is only doing her duty to her em ing now’? What a long way of! it go to Europe a negro stowed himself as he is In no other city, says the New
Louisville, the Kentucky men boasted
tion.
ployers by praising upas jssir an article seems ” And yet whenever the query away in a cask on board the Belgian Orleans Picayune. Perhaps the most
over them, calling them ’new purchase
steamer Phlllppeville. When the cask objectionable feature of ft is that
xreenles,’ and claiming themselves to
The moose deer tins the largest horns as was evei laid on a doll’s counter. comes there is one day drop|>ed out and
was opened on tlie voyage home, the which authorizes and empowers the car
be a superior race, half horse, half alli
of auy animal. They often weigh from The little woman turns them over aud the samls of time are running lower
man was found to have been suffocat conductors to pronounce which of the
gator and tipped off with snapping
fifty to sixty pounds.
over. <'learly there is no choice. They and lower in the dial. “Is it time to ed.
passengers are whites and which are
turtle. These taunts produced tights
The boa and python have the largest imiHt have all l>een cast In the same write my letter to Banta Claus?” queries
Tbe French Industry of raising How
In the market house and streets of
number of ribs of any animals, the mold, and thdir ugly towsled little the little man, and without waiting for ers for the mauufacture of perfume negroes. There Is no restraint on these
“
Isn
’
t
this
a
lovely
domestic
picture
Irresponsible |»ersons clothed with such
Louisville. On one occasion a stout
number beiug 320 pairs.
of
Mr.
Lampton's,
Clara?
”
heads, put oil the badly constructed an answer he continues: “I’ve thought has been greatly Injured by the chem extraordinary functions. A car con
bully from Indiana was victor In a
Some few birds, notably the blue
“
Yes;
so
true
to
life.
He
’
s
sitting
ical
odors
and
artlflcial
ethereal
oils
a
letter
to
Banta
Claus
every
night
and
ductor
under
tills
law
can,
ii|x>n
his
list fight, and, having heard Colonel
throat, accomplish the whole of their bodies and a coarse slip pulled over
produced in Germany, as the latter sell own unassisted Judgment, without tak down and she’s standing up.”
Lehmanowsky lecture ou ’The Wars of
migratory Journey in one stupendous their heads to hide their ugliness. What sometimes 1 ask for everything—-a coal at n lower price and are hardly distin ing any testimony or making any In
shall she do? Anvlssly would know wagon with a real live horse, and a guishable from the genuine.
Europe,’ who always gave martial
effort
The Floorwalker’s t'acertaiaty.
quiry. pronounce that any person to
prowess to the German hussars in a
“
Where
shall
I
find
something
nice
in
The reindeer can endure more thun she was turn Ing the matter over in her goat and cart to go down town after
J. E. Barnard has discovered that whom he has taken a dislike or a preju
any other draft animal except the mind and querying whether she could papa, and lots of things. Then I’m luminous bacteria, which live in sea dice is a negro and must sit in the com oil for the dining room?” asked a stout, tight with the Russian Cossacks, pro
nouncing hussars 'hoosiers,' the In-
afraid
he
won
’
t
have
enough
to
go
camel. A reindeer has been known to reconcile herself to purchasing tbe
water, can be grown in ordinary beef partment set apart for negroes, under smiling woman of the floorwalker in a dianian, when the Kentuckian cried
pull 200 pounds at ten miles an hour poor apologies. "1 will see,” the said arouud, and*! feel sorry for the other broth gelatin, but the addition of is-nulties for refusing to accept Ids de western department store.
for twelve hours.
“On the third," began the floorwalk 'Enough!' Jumped up and said: “I am
presently, aud hurried away as if she little boys and girls—and Just a drum chlorides of sodium, mngneslum and cree. In the same way he can force a
er.
Then he paused and looked doubt a hoosier.’ And hence the Indianians
was asbamed of »vw: b*iux caught and some toys, a steam car with a real, iwtassluin is necessary to Insure tbe negro into the compartment for v, hltes.
Second ha nd Book Habit.
fully
at the inquirer. “Did you mean a were called by that name. This was
maximum
light
giving
power.
looking at them. Bhe went directly true engine, will do.”
One of the novel habits of the pres
painting or something tu the sardine its true origin. I was in the state
Illinois history will be represented at
The l uea of Rnflla.
to
the
doll
department,
where
dolls
of
when it occurred.”—Chicago Chronicle.
ent day Is one that takes one to second
tlie world's fair, St. Ix>uls, by a series
Among the vegetable products pecul line?" he asked.—Boston Christian Reg
Polly saw one little child the other
ister.
hand bookstores, says the Philadelphia all descriptions, from tbe aristocratic
of
great
paintings
specially
made
por
iar
to
Madagascar
Is
the
fibrous
sub
The Thermometer la Slckaea*.
North American. Dealers lu dissipated dolls, valued at from $15 to $25 that had «lay going around in the toy depart traying the great historical events of stance known as raltia, which the na
Currie of Edinburgh employed a ther
Aid There Are Other*.
libraries cgll It aptly enough the “sec to have outfits purchased in the chil ment making a list of what he wanted the state. A loan «xblblt of books and tives weave on hand looms into a vari
Swlggs—Somehow I have failed to mometer in the treatment of typhoid
ondhand book habit.”
dren’s department for real live dolls, to write to Banta Claus for, and a rough papers was also imposed at a recent ety of fabrics, used for sacking, for
A clerk whose duty it is to stand nt aud dolls of all nationalities aud sta estimate brought it up to nearly one meeting of tlie State Historical society. drii|M'ries and occasionally for dress meet with any success in my under fever patients with the cold douche as
takings.
early as 1797. He was ridiculed by ills
the front of the secondhand bookstore tions in life. Bhe priced this one and hundred dollars. “His mother Is a
All kinds of renxxlles are used by the goods. Under tlie name “rabanas” a
Briggs—That’s easily accounted for. German contemporaries as an instance
and watch out for possible purchasers that one. All too dear for her slender
Chinese
to
cure
ckolera,
but
the
stran
striiied
and
colored
variety
of
tills
ma
widow, and as poor as poverty,” said
of medical decay in English medicine.
Swlggs—Well, what's the answer?
Is the one who flrst made note of this
p irse. Back again to the doll bargain one of the girls. “He’ll find his letter gest which lias ome under notice so terial is sold for curtains in the Amer
Briggs—Too many bars in your way. The flrst clinical application of the
queer habit He noticed that the same
far is this: Tlie patient attacked with ican market. Recently a new use has —Ohio State Journal.
thermometer was made by Santorius of
men and women were wont to stop and counter. "Thought you’d take them to Banta Claus is only a fairy tale.”
cholera chews up a number of large been found for raflia fiber in the manu
Padua. He Invented a thermometer
cursorily Inspect the same dusty vol after all,” said the salesgirl, pleasantly,
“cash.” the old ones of better days, facture of cigarette paper, and our con-
open at the end. After being held by
A Sense ot Impro*rlety.
umes day after day, year in and year anxious to make a sale and add another
when
they
were
made
large
and
of
cop
cul
at
Tamntave,
Mr.
Hunt,
suggests
BRIEF REVIEW.
“Don't you think a great deal of the patient it was plunged Into cold
out. They come every day—the same credit to her sales lsx>k. “Yes, I think
per.
it might prove valuable for making money is improperly spent In elec water. Boerhave taught the Impor
old faces—and they look over the same I can make them do,” said the little
i’esma's fatnoui Palace library now other kinds of paper. The raffia plant tions?”
tance of- the thermometer. De Haen
To Make the X-Ray Harmless.
old books, and they never say any lady in a tone that sounded very much
belongs to Italy by an arrangement lias long been grown for ornamental
“I do,” answered Senator Sorghum. (1704-1776) must be given the honor
thing, and they never buy anything, as if she was trying to apologize for
It is well known that the application with tlie former ducal family. The purimses In European gardens.
"I've seen many a dollar invested that of introducing the thermometer into
and after awhile, when their time Is buying such cheap articles. "They are of Roentgen rays to the skiu sometimes latter gives up all claims in considera
didn’t bring In a vote.”—Washington current use at the bedside. It was
up, they go away as silently as they
uot very pretty, but I tbink 1 can make produces ulceration, but, according to a tion of the Italian government paying
A* to Street Name*.
Star.
not until 1850 to 1870 that it came Into
came.
them look very well by dressing them Swiss authority, this is not the case tlie debts of Duke Charles III., who
Some one snld, "Look up and not
general use.
was
assassinated
In
1854,
amounting
“A* I* b Mirror."
down." Despite this dictum most peo
Aa Kmharra**in* Answer.
as babies in long clothes and little white when the rays are produced by what
“I see the scoundrel in your face!”
ple do not carry their beads in the air
A man sent a note to a rich neighbor cape that will cover up their ugly are called by electricians "influence to 1,300.000 lire.
Haar* and HI* Critic.
■'’Beans are the soldiers’ mainstay," when walking the streets. Now. if the exclaimed the angry man.
with whom he was on friendly terms hair.” “They’ll be awfully sweet machines.” It has also been shown by
Victor Hugo once made a queer mis
“That,” replied the other calmly, “la take tn “Travallleurs de la Mer” when
to know if he could borrow an ass for a dressed like that,” said the girl, mak M. Demeerllne that R<>entgen rays pro says Thomas I’. Dillon, a retired Unit contractors who lay concrete walks
few hours. The worthy old man was ing out her check and tossing two of duced by alternating currents of high ed States cavalry officer. “The Amer would otdy stamp the names of the a personal reflection.”
he mentioned the Firth of Forth as
When the angry man had figured this
ican nt a pinch can equal the perform streets into tlie cement (as they stamp
no scholar and happened to have a
frequency and high voltage are harm ance of an Arab on a handful of dried their Jlrm name and date of the lay out, he was even angrier.—Chicago the “Premier de Quatre.” He bad con
the
dolls
into
the
basket
and
sending
it
guest sitting with him at the time, to
fused the word “firth" with “flrst.” The
less to theskin and even curative. The dates—he can ride and tight all day on ing) at the street intersections, what a Post.
whom he did not wish to expose his spinning across the wire.
English translator of the liook was at
Ruentgen-ray tube is connected by its a mere handful of beaus, properly pre remarkably convenient, Inexpensive
»»»»
Ignorance. Opening the note and pre
the pains to point this out to the great
Her Idea ot Manly Ways,
man tn a letter, but Victor Hugo was
tending to read it, he reflected a mo
“Where’s your cloak department?” gathode to an Ondlti resonator, and its pared. There is nothing to equal tbe and durable way it would be of nam
Louise—He's such a manly man!
ing the streets, so that people could see
Indignant at the impertinence and ab
ment and turned to the servant “Very asked a man accompanied by his wife anode is left free or else connected to the army baked bean.”
Mary
—
What
do
you
mean
by
that?
Tammerfors, a town of 50,000 In where they were without an effort.—
good,” said he. "Tell your master I’ll and daughter and little grandchild. earth. Buch tubes can be brought quite
Louise—Why, he dresses well, you solutely declined to have the mistake
habitants, known as the "Manchester Chicago Tribune.
corrected.
come myself presently.”
know, and smokes a pipe and—and
Evidently they had just arrived in near the patient (according to the Elec of Finland," was founded about a cen
trician
),
and
hence
there
is
uo
loss
in
HI* WoBgerfal Dream.
tlint
sort
of
thing.
—
Detroit
Free
Press.
town to make Christmas purchases aud
tury ago by a Scotchman named Fin
Ths laveator’» Trlamph.
Wasted Water.
the penetratiug power of the rays*
“
Say.
”
said the newspaper m»n
buy
their
winter
garments.
“
This
layson.
Its
mills
are
driven
by
water
“You say that Arbeiter’s inventions
It Is about twelve mouths since the
Mathematle*.
thoughtfully, “I bad a great dream last
and the town, under an Imperial de liorlng operations In the Simplon tun
hsve made several men millionaires, way,” said tlie floor-walker briskly,
All Mathematic Tompkins knew
night Thought I was making a mint
Whales in Shetland.
cree, has the right to Import all It* nel let loose the unsuspected reservoirs
but did he ever make anything out of aud tbe next minute they are in the
When he the world begun
of mouey.”
Al Hillswich in Bhetland 166 whales machinery and raw materials duty of water which have been flowing ever
them T’
Was how to gather what waa du*
elevator and spinning to the top of the
“How?” asked hl* friend.
To earnest No. L
“Ob, yes. He was singularly success building "Dear me,” said the old were recently driven ashore and were free until Jan. 1. 1906.
since In a delnge that almost defies
“Why, I dreamed I was a space rate
Among the recent patent office grants Imagination. According to the Tribune
ful with his devices In that respect. lady, hanging on to her husband’s arm. slaughtered on the beach. In the au
But later on he met a lass
reporter on a Russian paper.”
He made enough to perfect all of
And started in to woo.
tumn great shoals of whales frequent Is a patent for a combination tent and de. Geneve, the stream has been cease
“
I
’
ve
heard
that
some
of
these
elevators
“I can’t see how there was so much
And
that la how it came to pass
garment
for
soldiers
’
use.
It
is
de
them."—Indianapolis News.
less
ever
since,
pouring
through
the
money In that.”
sometimes drop from the top of tbe the coasts of the Islands. They range signed for service In the tropics or tunnel nt tlie rate of nlsnit 2<M> gallons
* They walked out 1 by 2.
“But that Isn't all of It I dreamed
building to the bottom.” "And some in size from seven to twenty-five feet. wherever they may experience the a second, dny and night—that is to Bay,
Th* Kye* and th* Temper.
The girl was beautiful and good
that I was assigned to get the names
There are experts on the eyes who times they don’t know when to stop,” The fishermen went off in their boats downpours of a rainy season, and a every week for the last year has seen
And stately as a queen.
at a court ball.”
Five feet she In her stockings stood;
bold stoutly to the theory that troubles said her husband, as he took hold of and succeeded in driving the whales on capelike shield is made for each soldier the absolute wastage of 120,000,000
Iler age was sweet 1«.
"Tough job!”
lu vision often cause serious lapses the child’s hand who had cried out to the Iwvach, where amid great excite by tlie folding of half a tent. Two of gallons of water.
"Of course It was a tough Job, but
from a well ordered life among chil with fear the moment the door closed ment the huge creatures were dis these pieces put together make a com
’Twas 10 to 1 they would have wed.
Just think of the money, Why, every
dren ami that disobedleucn. ill temper, shutting them into the big iron cage. patched by means of long knives, har fortable shelter of sufficient size to sc-
For she did not decline.
A French Padd'r.head Wilson,
name waa a yard long and bad a string
Her father he did that Instead;
cruelty, wanton destructiveness and
Bertillon, the expert, lius at last vin
poons and other weapons. The whales comniislate two men.
His shoe was No. ».
of titles to It besides. Oh, I waa Just
hysterica are frequently due among “My, but I’m glad to get out ot It. I
One
of
the
great
centers
of
chemical
dicated
Ids
claims
for
bls
system
of
de
coining money when I woke up.”—
youngsters to aberrations and to ail always have such a gone feeling when yielded about sixty tons of oil to the Industry Is Hamburg The census of tection
But
Mathematic
Tompkins
he
A mysterious murder was
Brooklyn Eagle.
To prove that did not wait.
ment* which affect the sense of sight. I ride in an elevator,” said the daugh captors. It was formerly a custom for 1909 showed 148 establishments and a ■ommltted in Paris lately, and no clew
But from that parent's wrath did fl**
Such a theory may appear to be car ter nervously. “Cloaks,” calls the floor the proprietor on whose lands such total of 4.669 persons employed, a gain was left by the murderer except cer
D ob ’* Worry ABoat Reto* Blek.
At a 2:40 salt
ried so far as to be almost a fad, yet walker. Jacket after Jacket was tried whales were driven to claim one-third in II years of 22 establishments and tain finger marks on a window pane.
One of the best ways to keep in good
there may be something In It
Such conduct as that father showed
on by the elderly lady, and Anally she of the proceeds. This claim was often 1.253 employe«*. Including the fae The streaks were photographed and
health la not to think or worry too
Was not at all a gent's.
was induced to try one on that waa resisted, and in 1889 the Court ii a test torlea of several adjoining towns, tbe eularged, and Bertillon identified them
much about it. If you feel strong and
And
Tompkins
in
that
episode
A b E«*al Safety.
district has ■ total of 256 chemical es a* Itelonglug to a man who had under
well, don't imagine that some invidious
Appeared like 30 cents.
"miles too big” for her. "Thia is the case declared the exaction illegal.
An Irish clergyman during bls first
tablishments, employing 9.635 bands. gone the anthropometric system eight
disease may be secretly attacking
Th*
woeful
maiden
did
allow
curacy found th* ladles of the parish latest coat,” remarked the salesgirl.
your constitution. Many people are
Micro s|iectroecope analysis of chim There are 8 factories for refining ni years ago. The man was found and ar-
That to fo.-get she’d strive,
too helpful. He eoou left the place. “In fact you are getting a liargain, for
trate, 2 for making borax and 8 for •ested, and the murder has been proved
like the inexperienced traveler who
the’« Mrs William Smither* now;
One day thereafter he met bls suc it is a zample<*oat. It gives you a beau ney soot has shown that it contains making sulphuric hyikogen.
Her third I* nearly 5.
anxiously inquired about the symp
igainst bint____________
tiful form and a style that is right up iron, calcium, nickel, manganese, cop
cessor.
—ChJcaen Ttotlv New*.
toms of seasickness and how lie should
■ oshned Acais.
“How are you getting ou with the to date.” "It seems to me It is a little per and silver.
A Gift e* the GoA*.
Th* Anchor.
know when he had it. One generally
“I don't tbink much of this museum."
ladles?” asked the escaped curate.
large,” said the customer, nervously.
A great singer is a gift of the gods,
“Sailors are awful forgetful, ain’t knows when he is sick, and frequently
The mortality from accidents among and should belong by divine right to all said Jinks. "Why. they ain’t got no they?” asked little Elsie.
“Ob, very well,” was the answer "Not a bit of ir. Just step up to tbe
many supposedly alarming symptoms
skull of Napoleon Bonaparte, and the
"There’s ssfety in numbers.”
"Why, what makes you think that?" prove upon investigation to lie either
glass where you can get a good view of railway employes was reduced 36 per the people. Whenever a Santley, a one I was In up to New York has two”
“1 found It In Exodus,” was the quick
perfectly natural occurrences or of
Inquired her papa.
it. Now isn’t that great? You know cent last year by improved coupllngde- Patti, a Jenny Lind, a Campaulul, an — Baltimore American.
reply.
Edouard de Reszke. or a Nilsson la
“Because every time they leave a very slight importance.
all tbe stylish eoats are made large this vices.
born the government should claim him
place they have to weigh their anchor.
A Mias bb Ml* Maads.
*• Frill* Far Him.
season. They don’t even touch the fig
Of all money transactions in England or her for the nation, to sing for
Attorney- Ignorance of the law ex
“Is Harkins worrying over the fact ure. They hang from the shoulders
“Wbat is your husband's alma inn- If they weren’t forgetful, they’d re cuses no one.
97 per cent are done by checks and only everybody as an enlightening, uplifting, ter?" asked Mrs. Oldcnstle.
member the weight”—Excbauge.
that Miss de Rich* jilted blmF
with that little empire effect that is ao 3 per cent by notes and gold.
Client—Except of course a lawyer.—
soul inspiring Influence. Libraries may
“Nov but It annoys him exceedingly
“Ob,” her hostess replied. “Josiah
taking.
” "It’s mighty pretty goods,
help a few bookworms from time to ain’t got any. He always signs ids Ini
A movement la on foot for the erec Town and Country.
to think that th* ring she gave back
A man seldom realizes how few of his time. A great singer would help mil tials just plain, old fashioned, without tion of a memorial In Bury St. Ed
waa purchased at her father’s store ma,” said tbe husband, breaking in on
The easiest money to spend and the
and paid for, too, by Jov*!”- Harper’s tbe little speech. "Ixioks like It might remarks are worth repeating until he lions of depressed souls during a life any puttin’ on.”- Chicago Record Her mund's to the memory of the thirteen
time.—New York Press.
martyrs who Buffered at the ataka in hardest rnouey to save Is that which
wear well, twit I think It’s a mite too has eou vented with a deaf person.
Baser.
ald.
you haven't earned, -Chicago New«,
• list town.
Where Kalolah Waa BuM.
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