Bandon recorder. (Bandon, Or.) 188?-1910, June 05, 1902, Image 3

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Food For
Powder
A Tale of Dr.
m By P. Y.
Jameson's Raid Æ
BLACK
6
Cvpuritlht.
Mot, by P. Y. Black.
Young Wyvil stuck fast to the side of
the man whom first he had met at the
canteen on the border, the man of di­
vers names, who had Introduced him­
self as Lawrence, but had elected to
join the raiders under another appella­
tion. The wallaber, even in that short
space, had made friends, and if be were
reticent of bis past that was no uncom­
mon thing in ranks wherein few men
stood save as a last resource. Wyvil,
himself with a past, and Corporal
Doune, now cold upon tbe veldt, had
attached themselves to one to whom
their old school and varsity traditions
were fraternally familiar. And now,
without the light hearted outcast’s sup­
port, Lawrence could not have finished
the dismal Journey to Pretoria. Strips
from a torn shirt bandaged his face
where a Boer bullet had plowed his
cheek and cut away a portion of lijs
cbiu. He bad lost blood, but when still
miles away from their destination he
swayed iu his saddle more than the
wound seemed to warrant. Wyvil press­
ed close to him and thrust his arm un­
der tbe other’s.
“Old man,” said be, “Is it bleeding
fresh?”
Lawrence steadied himself resolute­
ly aud shook his head, but Wyvil, him­
self unscratcbed, looked anxious.
"Look here,” lie said, “that little Hol­
lander medicine mau doesn’t seem half
bad, you kuow, but he was iu a burry
when be patched you up. I thluk we’d
better get this Boer fellow to let us
drop to the rear and have tbe doc make
another examination. Honest, you know,
you look pretty near dead.”
“Rot, old boy,” Lawrence almost
gasped. “Thank you all the same. I'll
manage to Pretoria, but It hurts—It
hurts.”
Farther on be spoke again, with pain.
"Wyvil,” he said, “If they don’t shoot
you, you're going home?”
“And you, too, I hope.”
Lawrence laughed, with weak grlm-
ness.
“I can never go home,” he said. “But
wait a minute—it hurts—It hurts! Why
didn’t those beggars finish me quick
like Douue? Look here. I’ve lost my
pocketbook somewhere. There was au
address lu It—my wife.”
“Old chap.”
“I want you to see her—her address
Is lost - but 1 can remember it. I want
you to see her and tell her that I died
honorably and—and—my God, how It
hurts!"
“Wait until we are—wherever they
are taking us. What makes you talk
of dying from a cut In the cheek? Hel­
lo! Look out! Wacht!”
Lawrence had turned gray, had sway:
ed, had fallen into Wyvll’s arms as the
latter leaped dowu to catch him. The
guard rode up, and the procession mov­
ed on, passing them. The doctor gal­
loped to tbe prisoner and made a quick
examination. The bandaged wound
was doing well. Tbe trouble was not
there. The doctor opened the coat and
shirt and found a bleeding wound In
the side.
“Ye gods!” cried Wyvil. “He never
mentioned this! No wonder be looked
so ghastly. Why, he must have suf­
fered like blazes all those miles!”
“Verdamter!” the disgusted doctor
exclaimed. “He must be In a hurry to
die! Ills clothes are soaked In blood.”
The num was patched up, placed in a
jolting wagon and so gained the prison
at Pretoria half dead. He fainted as
he was carried In, and when he came
to himself he saw that he was in a
room crowded with his comrades, some
wounded, some utterly miserable, some
recklessly Indifferent. He lay in a cor­
ner, and next day the faithful Wyvil
was by his side with water.
"Why did you not tell of that bullet
wound?” his friend asked reproachful­
ly. “No wonder you nearly fell from
your saddle. It's a wonder you did not
die In It.”
“It’s a pity,” said Lawrence.
Wyvil looked at him vexedly.
“Look here, Lawrence," he said. "This
is consummate bosh, you know. I have
no right to Inquire Into your private af­
fairs. Most of the men In our ranks
have done something at home, and per-
“Lady Nore!" he cried in astonishment.
haps you have. I have. But—oh, hang
it, nothing is bad enough to make a fel­
low commit suicide, and that's what
you seem to be up to!”
"It Isn’t suicide; It was an honest bul­
let.”
"Poppy talk! Sophistry! You're In a
bad way, but It might have been mend­
ed. Now, forget all about that thing
•t home, whatever It was. Be a man;
get well; have another try for the
stakes.”
"I was Innocent of any wrongdoing
at home. It was out here I went to the
devil. Put your hand In my breast. Do
you feel a rubber packet. Cut the
string round my neck. Now open It.”
Wyvil opened the thin package and
produced the photograph of a woman
and a little child.
“Your wife?” said he. "She Is lovely.
Now, look here, old man. You’re going
back to her.”
“I can't,” said Lawrence hopeleasly.
and his voice was weak. “Let me look.
She was pretty. I’d like to see tbe boy
once too. You would not thluk it, Wy-
▼ 11. but tuy father and she between
them pushed me off the ladder—sent
me to the d"vll in the devil's land. Give
me some water. 1 feel—I love her yet,
Wyvil.”
"Dou’t try to talk.”
"You will know her. Look on the back
ami see if iter name Is not there. Then
you will know my real name. But—
dou’t let anybody else.”
"It is too dark here. Let me take it
to the light at the door.”
He slipped away, and when he came
back a stranger In citizen dress who
had bn it silently moving among the
prisoners was staudlng over Lawrence,
who, raised on his elbow, was looking
up at him desperately and defiantly.
“You've got
rence.
“1 think so, and 1 suppose 1 have a
claim on you prior to that of Paul
Kruger,” the stranger coolly replied.
You've changed uames pretty often of
late.”
"What’s up?” cried Wyvil, coming
back. "Excuse me, sir, but my friend
Is badly wounded. Even the exertion
of talking" —
”1 think lu that ease,” tbe stranger
said calmly, “I can get an order to have
him removed to the hospital on the
hill.”
"You know him then? Thank you.”
“No,” cried tbe wounded raider, with
violence. “You would have me get
well, you?”
"How? What’s the matter?” Wyvil
asked.
"The fact Is that I have a warrant
here for tlie arrest of your friend, Rob­
ert Lawrence, for a murder in Johan­
nesburg two weeks ago.”
Wyvil recoiled from tbe baud Law­
rence held out to him appealingly.
"It was in fair fight,” he whispered
lu despair.
"You will have some difficulty to
prove that,” the detective remarked.
“I swear it,” said Lawrence, and then
us Wyvil held aloof, pale and agitated,
the sick man with a sudden wrench
tore the bandages from his side, and
the wound, rudely opened, bled profuse­
ly. In an instant Wyvil forgot what
be had just beard and leaped to render
aid, but tbe detective was before him.
"You go and send for the prison doc­
tor,” said he, and Wyvil ran. Going to
the door, he was Just in time to meet a
lady and boy who were being ushered
in. Tbe lady’s face was fresh In his
“I am afraid, my dear lady,” said be,
“that you have been misled by some
resemblance. He cannot be here."
She hud the strength left to look over
all tbe prisoners. Imt found no Sir Rob­
ert. So, at last believing the kindly lie.
site was carried away, swooning.
"Thank you.” said the prisoner again
to the undisturbed detective. “Be kind
ouce more. Do uot scud me to the hos­
pital. Let It—end—here."
“I must do my duty,” said tbe de­
tective.
Over the grave of an utterly un
kuown exile on the sunbrowned veldt
stands a shaft to tlie memory of Kir
Robert Nore. In a disgraced grave lie
the forgotten remains of he outcast of
divers nnmes.
THE SOUND OF A PIANO.
Iremlnf Defect« That May Be Often
Due lu Exterior Can«««.
“A piano,” said a dealer, “will some­
times develop or seem to develop a
flaw in some one note, which comes to
have a rattle or jingle or unpleasant
burr to it, but this jarring sound which
seems to come from the piano may in
reality come from some source quite
outside of it.
"Any given note when struck pro­
duces a certain number of vibrations to
tbe second. There may be in the room
some object that is in tone sympathy
with some particular note, and that
will lie set In motion by it when that
note Is sounded.
"The owner of a tine piano sent to us
one day to say that there was some­
thing wrong about a certain note of.
the instrument, so that that note had
an unpleasant sound when struck.
When 1 heard the note sounded, I knew
at once that the disagreeable rough­
ness or buzz about it was due not to
any defect in the piano, but to some­
thing somewhere about lu the room,
and. nsl ing the lady to strike that note
occasionally. 1 walked around the room
to see If I could locate it.
“Passing across the middle of tbe
room as that note was struck, the
cause of the jarring accompaniment of
it was discovered to come from the vi­
bration of one of the glass globes on
the chandelier overhead.
"The owner of the piano was almost
Incredulous as to this, tbe Bound bad
seemed so plainly to come from tlie
piano Itself. But when at my request
she stood under the chandelier and 1
struck the note she was readily con-
vlnced.
”1 made that globe Immovable and
then struck the note on the piano, Th»
answer was clear and Bweet and true.
“So, you see, the sound of tbe piano
may for one thing depend much upon
its surroundings, and wbat may seem
to be a defect in a piano may be in re­
ality attributable to something quite
apart from the piano Itself.
"And thus It might easily be that
some noble Instrument that had seem­
ed to be declining or to be developing
faults owed its apparent change to a
change of environment or to some spe­
cific outside cause and was in reality
as good as ever, as would happily be
discovered whenever the instrument
wus again brought under favorable
conditions.”—Chicago inter Ocean.
memory, older, but the same—th* face
of tbe photograph.
“Lady Nore!” he cried In astonish­
ment as tbe uame on the picture flash­
ed to mind. The lady clasped her
hands excitedly and swiftly stepped to
him.
“You know me?" she said. “But wa
have not met? Then you—you know
my husband? Ob, take me to him. He
Is here. Isn't be? We have been at
Krugersdorp, and he is not among the
poor killed ones. He must be a pris­
oner. Take me at once to him, please.”
In his bewilderment Wyvil was al­
ready approaching the corner, where
tlie dexterous detective bad already re­
bandaged the wound. His sight, accus­
tomed to the darkness of the prison,
made clear to him what the wife could
not see—Lawrence, his face all swath­
POPULAR SCIENCE.
ed In cloths, sitting up, staring with a
look of ghastly horror in his eyes. Wy­
The microbe of the tuberculosis may
vil stopped. He and Lady Nore and live on a book 103 days, as lias been
tbe boy were within a yard or two of shown by experiment.
tlie detective and bls prey.
Of 1.000 parts of the moon 070 are
"There Is some mistake,” said Wyvil visible to us on tbe earth; 424 parts re­
to tlie wife, but with his look questlon- main hidden absolutely to man’s eyes.
Ingly on Lawrence. Lawrence’s face
Without Its atmosphere, which serves
said clearly:
ns a coverlet to protect It against the
“Do not betray me!”
"1 knew you from your photograph, fearful cold ot space, the surface of the
earth would be frozen like that of the
my Indy," Wyvil stammered.
The detective drew back to the wall. airless moon.
A certain duration of a luminous im­
"My photograph! In Africa? Then
only Sir Robert could have that, He pression le necessary to produce an ef­
must have shown It to you. Oh. do fect on tlie rstina. Hence it is that we
do not see a very rapidly moving ob­
please take me to him!”
Wyvil was wet with perspiration, He ject, such as a bullet fired from a gun.
if this globe were cooled down to 200
looked imploringly at the eyes between
(he bloody clotlis. And again these an­ degrees below zero of centigrade, it
would be covered with a sea of lique­
swered:
fied gas thirty-five feet deep, of which
“No; do not betray me!”
Lady Nore mistook Wyvll’s hesita­ about seven feet would be liquid oxy­
gen.
tion.
Blood travels from the heart through
“I understand.” she said. "You know
my busband, and—and he may have the arteries oldinarily at the rate of
told you about—about wbat occurred about twelve inches per second. Its
long ago. He may not wish to meet speed through the capillaries is at the
me, and be is right. But that is forgot­ rate of three one-hundredths of an inch
ten. He was Innocent. It was us—me per second.
—who were to blame. I want to see
Flehln* Through Street Gratin*«.
him. Ob, take me to him at once to
in Winchester, England, It Is quite a
ask Ills pardon!”
Tlie wounded man dropped back with common thing to see men fishing
through the street gratings. Under the
a groan.
“Too late, too late!" be moaned in an High street ttiere flow several streams
which ultimately discharge into tbe
extremity of agony.
"Wbat was that? Who said that?” river itcheu, n noted trout stream.
These streams receive tbe storm and
cried the wife in fear.
The detective stepped forward and surface water from tbe street by means
of the ordinary street grating. The line
bowed.
"I had tbe honor to meet you at Vry- Is droitped through and fastened to tbe
burg, my lady,” he said, speaking to end of a stick small enough to go
her. but keeping his gaze on his prison­ through the grate. When tlie fish is
er's face, "and I also was looking for hooked, tbe line and stick are dropped
a—friend—who was in the battle. Thia through the grating, and the fisherman
Is be, but lie Is badly wounded and is rushes to the point where tbe stream
emerges from under tbe street and is
perhaps a little off his head.”
The raider's hand stole out unseen there able to recover his line and land
and touched the detective’s leg. “Thank Ills fish.
you!” (lie raider’s lips murmured.
I'aaae For Separatloa.
“I thought—I am rather worn out—I
Her Pastor-Do you not know that
knew the voice,” said the wife, In tears.
“Oh, sir,” she cried again to Wyvil, what God has joined together man
"have pity and take me to my hus­ should not put asunder?
The Divorcee—it was not a man in
band !”
Poor Wyvil was in distress. He our case. It was a milliner.
“A what?”
knew not wliat to do. Again the de-
"A milliner. You see, my busband
tective felt his trouser touched, He
bent down and caught the agonized said he’d rather pay alimony than buy
whisper of (lie prisoner, "Tell her any­ hats, ns It would be cheaper in tbe
thing to send her away; she must not long run.”—New York Times.
know.”
Eda«-«tlon.
The detective turned with perfect
What sculpture Is to a block of mar­
equanimity to tlie lady.
"I’ardon me, my lady,” said he, “but ble education is to a human soul. The
1 heard y4u mention Sir Robert just philosopher, the saint and the hero, the
wise, the good and tbe great man very
now -Sir Robert Nore?”
"Yes, yes! Do you know him? He Is often lie hid ami concealed In a plebe­
ian. which a proper education might
here, Is he not?”
have disinterred and brought to light.—
The detective shook bis bead.
“You have been misinformed,” said Addison.
he quietly. "Sir Robert la—dead.”
What n Widow la.
She threw up her bands, and her lips
It was a Sunday school class, and tbe
opened, but no cry came. Tbe boy
teacher believed In asking questions k.
clung to her, weeping.
"I knew him very well,” the detective see how el .irly the scholars under
went on relentlessly. “He went under stood their lessons. The widow of Hain
the name of Noble—Thomas Noble. He was the subject, and tbe teacher
was killed fighting bravely In the last thought she would be quickly answer­
Kaffir outbreak In the north of the ed when she asked, "What Is a wid­
Transvaal. You. can find bis name In ow?” There was a silence until she
tbe list of killed here In Pretoria. He nodded to the small boy at her left and
bad no friends here, but I think his said, “You know what a widow is,
grave Is marked. There can be no mis­ don’t you?" for she knew the boy's
mother wns one.
take, I think. This was be.”
"Yes'in," he answered; “it’s a lady
He proceeded to faithfully describe
I what takes in washing.”
tbe nrlsoner at bis feet
CHOICE MISCELLANY
a.
The custom of street car conductors
to refuse smooth nickels, presumably
in accordance with orders from their
managers, baa been given a severe
blow by Justice Ryan of tbe circuit
court in St. Louis. The St. Louis
Transit couipauy was sued for dam­
ages by John Ruth, a passenger who
had been ejected from a car because
be insisted that tbe conductor should
receive a sraoofli nickel for fare. The
complainant Was awarded $2,000.
Judge Ryan said:
"There is no such thing, as assumed
by the defendant, as a nickel of less
than full face value. A gold coin may
lie worth less fhan its face value be
cause of a bra s on or loss of weight,
but this is not true of a nickel. 1
think the carrier should be held to the
rule that If It ejects a passenger who
tenders a good coin in payment It does
so at its peril. It Is better that the
conductor If In doubt should receive
the coin than to establish a rule of
law which would permit him to eject
a passenger who tenders a good coin
and then plead as an excuse that he
thought it was bad. In this case his
plea does not go so far. He only re­
jected It because it was 'smooth.' lie
never claimed it was bad. His act was
11 mere wanton and capricious rejec­
tion of the only piece of money the
plaintiff had at the time.”—Nashville
American.
The Smooth Mi-lo-l <1
Rath« For Baker«.
The acme of hygienic precaution is
reached in the regulations of a noted
German baking company. Some of the
rules laid down for the workmen are
worthy of note and contrast strangely
with tlie reports on private bakeries
which have been so frequent of late
years. Every man must submit to a
medical examination, paid for by the
company. When lie comes, he takes a
ba tit and then dresses for his work in
a suit provided by the company, the
laundrying of which is done at its ex­
pense. Every loaf is wrapped in glazed
paper, so that neither the retailer nor
driver bandies the bread. All the flour
is sifted, mixed and kneaded by ma­
chinery, tlie water used being filtered
and deodorized. Tlie kneading is done
by a system of plungers. An Archime­
dean screw constantly throws the
dough under them. Practically the
bread is not handled from the time it
Is flour until it comes out of the ovens,
when it is wrapped by dainty women
and is ready for tlie shop.
Speed of the Wliale.
Ordinarily the whale does not travel
more than four or five miles an hour,
but if it is anxious to avoid the society
of whalers it can go at the rate of six­
teen miles an hour. To a person in a
whaleboat being towed by an animal
winch has just been harpooned the le-
viatlian of the deep seems to be going
at a much faster rate, say a mile a
minute. When be first starts ofT after
being struck, tlie whale must be going
at something like that speed, for the
harpoon line runs out through the
“chocks” so rapidly that it makes them
smoke and if they are of wood may set
them afire. But after his first spring
tlie wliale settles down to about a six­
teen Imlle an hour gait, which is fast
enough for comfort.
Vienna’s Last llorae Car.
A few evenings ago the Vienna public
took a noisy farewell ot the horse
trams In the Ringstrasse. Tbe two last
cars, which started in opposite direc­
tions, were hung with blue lamps and
decorated with flags and greenery. The
oldest drivers were on the seats and
the oldest conductors in tlie wagons.
Botli cars were crowded to the utmost
possible extent, and the police for once
closed their eyes to overcrowding.
Songs were sung and hurrahs given
for tlie horses, while the noise brought
the guests out of the cafes, windows
were thrown open and handkerchiefs
waved. New York still retains the dis­
tinction of having more horse cur mile­
age than any other city in the world.
An«l They Want to Teach Other«.
Here are a few of the answers to
questions in examination papers sub­
mitted by tbe regents of the university
which were recently received at tbe
capitol at Albany from candidates for
teachers' certificates:
“What are some of tbe privileges ot
a member of congress?” Answer (by a
young man): “He Cannot be arrested
for breach of promise."
"What are some of the results ot tbe
civil war?” Answer: "it reorganized
the negroes.”
"What are tbe duties of a member of
assembly?” Answer: "To be in Albany
all tbe time and to do as his constitu­
ents want him.”—New York Times.
I’K-klnx Hatter For Long Voyaae.
Butter is now packed In a manner
that permits of its carriage from Aus­
tralia to Europe without losing its
freshness. A box Is formed of six
sheets of ordinary window glass, and
the edges are sealed with gum paper.
This box Is then Inclosed in plaster of
purls a quarter of nn Inch thick, tills
being again covered with special pa­
per. Tlie plaster Is a bad conductor of
heat, so the temperature Inside the box
temains tbe same. Boxes are now
made to hold 200 pounds of butter, and
the cost of packing is a penny a pound.
German Trade.
Germany must either Import the bulk
of her foodstuffs or else lose her people
through emigration and her export
trade through tbe high prices necessi­
tated by dear food. Her industrial
classes clearly realize this, and the
agrarian attempt to stop American im­
ports meet with an opposition at home
fnr more effective than any remon­
strance from Washington can be.—
Milwaukee Sentinel.
Aoceatry.
Miss Upperten (haughtily)—My great­
grandfather was a Virginia Taylor.
Miss Newricb (unaffected)— Indeed!
And my grandfather was a Chicago
butcher.—Chicago News.
I lie Western Algiers Hallway com
puny Ims deeiih <1 to offer a premium of
$20 on the birth of every child belong.
Ing to its employees. Tlie employee
with more than three children Is to re­
ceive an extra allowance of 110 per
child per annum
)
EVENTFUL SNEEZING
HOW A LITTLE THING MAY BE LADEN
WITH GREAT RESULTS.
CLARK’S LATEST AND BEST.
Furuishetl with »olid Disc if you waul them.
Wood Extenaiou Head if you prefer it.
All steel, Kttvernlble, Double Lever, Ei-
reiiaiou Head. The be*t Disc Harrow uuw uu
the market Lightest draft. Does the beat work.
Can b»* used to throw the earth to or from the tree.
Can be drawn together and used in the regular
length or extended as shown. 5, G and « feet cut
are reversible and carry the Extension Head 10
and 19 feet cut are not
e sible.
FARMERS AND MANL’FACTLRERS' ASSOCIATION Di AMERICA,
Exactly at fl p. tu. on tbe evening of
‘2*2*2 MI mh I oii Street, ban Francisco.
Dec. 13. 1884, a sneeze was sneezed un­
der London bridge which consigned
nd Dealers In
two men to an instant and horrible
The Hluah.
BLAKE, I importer
Book, Now«,
From the purely artistic point Of
death.
Writlag and
Their names were Iximasney and view the power to blush is one of th« MOFFITT
Fleming, and they were conspirators. most requisite mid commendable of & TOWNE I Wrapping...
OARD «TOOK
Their mission was to blow up the physlea' endowments, Old men ar«
STRAW AND BINDERS BOARD
bridge with dynamite, because it was past bbishiug; very young children.
»a-B7-5»-«t First St.
considered that at that time there Idiots ami the lower animals cannot
would be more people crossing It — blush; but it appears that some tribes Tai. MAIH )••. a) SAN FltANCISt O.
workmen, workgirls and others on still o’t 1 he outskirts of barbarism pre­
their way home from business—than at serve the faculty to an astonishing de­
atiy other and that tbe loss in human gree.
life would he therefore correspondingly
The blush is a grace of life, a mark
more appalling.
af vitality and of youthfulness It be­
All went well at first. The pair of tokens a great cerebral sensibility sec
desperadoes dropped noiselessly down ended by a perfectly sensitive skin. By
the river In a boat, with forty pounds a sort of instinct for persona! defense
of dynamite In their possession, to­ nt the slightest attack a word or a
gether with the necessary fuses and de­ mere glance there is a gush of energy. Bright’« Disease and Diabotc«
tonators. Arrived at their destination, I say energy, and not emotion. The
Are Positively Curable.
however, they found that the gully hole heart beats no faster, but a signal
underneath the southern arch of the from the brain sends a rush of all the
structure, wherein It had been their in­ spare blood to the skin, and. owing to
tention to insert the explosive, had tlie congestion of lite small blood ves
Before the buslaess uieu who Incorporated the
been stopped tip. Lomasney undertook gels, an extraordinary glow spreads Fulton Compounds invested they put them to
the
teat in dozens ot cases Hearing that K
to remote the obstruction, but It occu over the face to the tips of the ear, to
plot! him some little time. The night the roots of the hair, to the throat, M Wood, the editor and proprietor ot Tho Wine
Spirit lieview, ot 520 Montgomery St., bad
was bitterly cold, and his comrade got sometimes even to the fop of the and
* certain case ot Bright 's Disease, he a as on--
those urged to test It The following h-ttei will
chilled and was seized with a sudden bosom.
:
fit of sneezing. In his agitation lie
Darwin saw the back of a young girl now be understood
“Offir Wine and Spirit Review.
"MU Montgomery St., Sun Francisco,
dropped one or more of the detonators blush and declares that in certain cir­
"Sept. «1, turn.
he was bolding, and these, falling on cumstances blushing may suffuse the
"Gentlemen : I consider It nt.v duty to tell
the dynamite which was laying In the whole body. It Is as though the mind the world what the Fulton Compounds did in
case, tn November, ISIS), after a long ill­
bottom of the boat, exploded it, with were hanging a curtain before the body my
ness, which carried me to the verge of the
disastrous results. Doubtless, however, to assert its right of precedence.—La grave, a scientinc analysis by tho most noted
analyst in this city disclosed that 1 wus a vic­
that inopportune sneeze, although It Llaviere, "The Art of Life.”
tim of Bright's Disease My physician told me
ended the career of a pair of despera­
that my only hope lay In a strong constitution
and a ohaugi- to a warm clime He suggested
1.oat by a Toy Balloon.
does, saved London bridge from de­
Santa Barbara, and I went there, having fallen
Diamonds and other jewels have been from ‘.’*.’5 isninds to less than 1D0 in a short time,
struction.
" During my absence in the south a San Fran­
That tlie Right Hon. W. E. Forster lost in all sorts of queer ways, but in cisco
business man called upon my wife, and
died peacefully in his bed instead of none more unusual than the accident told tier ot tlie Fulton Compound; that it was
curing Bright's Disease, and urged
being assassinated In 18R2 was due to mentioned In the Boston Transcript, by actually
that 1 try it. I began under protest I noon
a sneeze. Three times the conspirators which n diamond brooch was snntchet! felt better. Normal sleep returned, and In a
few months I regained mv health I now weigh
laid in wait for him. but the last at­ from the owner s dress and left some 2.'in
pounds, and enjoy better health than I have
In Itiwn years
Naturally I told several
tempt wns the most determined of where on tin- great plains.
friends,
and tn every instance the results were
A young woman was traveling by the same,
them all. Four men armed with heavy
even where tnev had le-en sufTering
caliber navy revolvers were to waylay rail through Kansas. At Kinsley, wher« for years. Tho world ought to know that
Bright's Disease is at last curable, and appre-
him ns he drove from the viceregal the train made a considerable atop, a clstiag
my own good fortune, I will lie glad to
lodge to the castle. Two of the assas fair was in progress. Here the young give further details to interested parties.
• It. M W ood "
sins were to fire at him from tbe first woman bought of a peddler a toy bai
floor window of a house In a certain loon for a little girl who had won het
Medical works agree that Bright's Disease
street, and the other two were station­ fancy.
and Dinbele« are incurable, but R7 per cent, ure
positively
recovering under the Pulton Com
The child was delighted with th« pound«. (Common
ed at the window of another house a
forms of kidney complaint
few yards down on the opposite sida of plaything, ami as they rode along ahi’ «nd rheumatism offer bin short resistance.)
|1 for the Bright ■- Disease and | .,«» for
chatted with her new friend and pulled Price,
the way.
the Dialietic <'om|Mumd
tohn I I’ulton
These latter were the "reserves” des­ tlie balloon up and down. At length 420 Montgomery street, Sun T l aiipisco, Mile
eompound»
‘
i
n
.
Free
tests
mill’ <»r put it- its.
tined to try their skill should their col­ site playfully fastened the string to tlve Descriptive pamphlet mulled
free
leagues miss. Neither of tlie two firing lady 's diamond brooch.
The train was rounding a curve al
parties were to show themselves until
Caterpillar,
the near approach of tlielr proposed the moment, and a strong gust of air
Among the many strange growths,
victim was signaled from the street came through tlie car. T he balloon was
below. Tbe signal In question was to curried out through the open window, apparently freaks of nature, which ar«
be tlie waving of a pocket handker­ Tlie sudden jerk 011 the string loosened to lie found in New Zealand the vege­
table caterpillar readily ranks among
chief by James Carey, the same man the brooch, and away it sailed.
The Jewel wits so valuable that th« the foremost. This caterpillar is sev­
who was afterward killed by O'Don­
young woman offered a reward of $50C eral Inches In length, is hairless and
nell.
The plot t was excellently planned for Its recovery, Spurred by this In does not differ essentially in appear
from the point of view of the partici­ centlve, cowboys scoured the plain« auce from some of tlie caterpillars of
pants therein. In fact, so far as human for days in all directions, hut without our own land.
Its claim to distinction lies in tbe fact
foresight could provide against eventu­ success.
that when It gets ready to die it digs 11
alities the chief secretary seemed as
Poor Chnlee Hither Wag.
hole for Itself in the earth and com­
good as dead. Yet It all came to naught
’’When passing through a certain sec pletely buries itself. Later a slender
and for so simple a reason that tho
plotters themselves, meeting together tion of a certain state once,” said n green shoot springs from the spot. Thi«
afterward at their secret rendezvous mail who luis traveled much, "a friend bears two or more leaves near its top.
Upon Investigation It is found that
In North King street, were fain to and I stopped nt tlie house of a neigh
bur for lea. Soon lifter we had sal tlie green shoot springs from the bead
laugh at their own discomfiture.
The morning was cold and gusty. down 11 I the table Hie housekeeper look of the dead caterpillar, and further in­
Mr. Forster was somewhat late, and <<l toward us and asked whether w< vestigation develops the fact that th«
Carey, chilled with waiting about, be­ wanted long or short sweetening in out body of the caterpillar Is filled with
gan to sneeze. Instinctively he drew coffee. As she asked that question I roots.
The form is retained without change,
out Ills handkerchief, the handkerchief looked toward my friend, and he look
that was to give the fatal signal, and ed nt me. I nudged him in the side, and the roots do not pierce through ths
In an instant the blustering north wind meaning that I wanted him to speak skin or enter the ground. When dug
had flicked It from his benumbed fin­ III* said he would take long sweetening up. this dead yet living freak presents
gers and sent It sailing down the street With that she put her finger in a cup a most odd appearance, for the head
of molasses, put the same finger In hit and even the eyes of the caterpillar are
ns a twenty mile nn hour gait.
coffee and stirred. That wns long distinctly seen, yet from the bead Is
At that very instant the chief secre­
sweetening.
growing the green sprout, with Its
tary’s carriage turned the corner and
"Then she asked me what I wanted leaves.
came swiftly toward hint. Carey ran
and I said immediately, ’Short.’ So slit
to the spot which bad been previously
put her finger In atiolher cup, took out
Hard to Tell Chinaman's Aae.
agreed upon mid tried to make his fel­
something that resembled maple sugar,
How old is a Chinaman? Can you
low conspirators understand that their
pul it between her teeth and bit it In give a good guess? It fa harder to tel)
victim wns In sight by signaling with
I wo parts. One part went Into my cup than the age of a negro. The Chinaman
Ills arm mid pointing.
and the other Into hers. It seemed te has no beard, and his hair Is of a jet
The result, however, though exactly
be a case of no matter which sweeten and glossy blackness, which turns gray
what might have been foreseen, hardly
ing you tried you’d wish you had taken only at an extreme age, when a Cauca
came up to his expectations. The four the other.”
slan head would be either snow whit«
men at the windows were waiting for a
or bald. Then again tbe Chinese have
man with a handkerchief. Instead, they
Fall of Snap.
tlie most perfect nervous system of
saw one without any such signaling
Gretchen, the daughter of mi old Ger
apparatus, evidently excited and point­ man limned Kruegel, had been serving any people in tlie world and do not
ing wildly up the street. Instantly they as domestic about two weeks in th« wrinkle up with age. They can stand
conjured up visions of traitors in their household of Judge Vaughan of Rich any amount of opium smoking without
ranks mid of detectives on their tracks mood, when father and employer met material injury Hint would send a
white limn to his grave or an Insane
and, dropping tlielr weapons. Inconti­ on the village Greet.
asylum. So you have little to go by. A
nently and hastily fled.
"Veil, yoodge,” said Kruegel, "how
On the evening of Oct. 11, 1878, a |>o- you like dot Gretchen by dis dime at Chinaman will look thirty when lie Is
twenty mid when lie is fifty. If you
liceman on duty near the Coliseum ret ty ?"
Music ball, Liverpool, uoticed an unu­
"Like her?" returned tlie Judge in hi« ask him Ills age, lie will place it at
sual commotion at the entrance. Di­ blunt way. "Why, she's Just great’ least ten years ahead, for he holds old
sheveled boys and girls, their clothing Wo iiever had any one in the house in age to be honorable, ami among his
in many instances torn from their her line that entered into work with sc people he will lie respected and looked
backs and some of them covered with much spirit. She's full of snap all thi up to l>.v all his juniors. - Washington
Post.
blood, were pouring from the gallery time.”
exits, while from within tbe building
Kruegel turned potideringly away
Hrnrtbnrn.
came the sound of shrieking and loud and, meeting bls frau at his home por
The burning in the throat called pop-
cries for help Realizing something of tai. he sorrowfully said Teresa, some
wbat was happening, the constable ding must good wrong mit dot Gretch nlarly "heartburn” shows that acid
seized an ax and smashed In two of tbe on I yoosl dll ineeted Yoodge Vorgan, fermentation is taking place. A good
"extra” doors.
mid he saidt dot she vas full ot palliative Is bicarbonate of soda. Of
this one teaspoonful may be taken In a
His prompt action undoubtedly saved schnapps till de dime.”
tumblerful of water. Repeat if the
scores If not hundreds of Ilves, for by
burning does not pass away. But
this time the auditorium had become a
XV lint (tic Drath Mask Shows.
blessed are they who can vomit, for
veritable pandemonium, wherein sever­
The value of a plaster cast as a por
al thousand people, mad with terror, trait of the dead or living face cannot this is the only scientific and natural
were fighting and struggling with one for a niomeut be questioned. It must means of cure. Indigestion always
means that chemical changes have oc-
another far precedence.
of nccessilj be absolutely true to 11a
Thirty seven of the number lost their lure. It cannot (latter; It cannot carl curred by which products have been
Ilves, and more titan twice that number 1:11ure. It shows the subject as he was formed hurtful to the system. Vomiting
were maimed for life. And tlie cause oi or is. not only as others saw him in the may be assisted by copious drafts of
tbe panic was a fit of sneezing into actual flesh. 1ml as he saw himself warm water, and these will wash out
which a number of girls in tbe front And in tin* ease of the death mask par the stomach. A remedy that merely
relieves pain does not effect this.
row of tbe gallery were thrown owing
lii nlarly it shows the subject often as
to some mischievous person tossing he permitted 110 one but himself to see
some snuff into tbe air.
lards tn the Carrlcnlam.
himself, lie does not pose; he does not
A number of those behind, hearing
The custom of encouraging our chil­
“try to look pleasant.” In his mask he
and seeing a commotion in front, rose
dren to perfect themselves in card
is seen, ns it were, with Ills mask off.
to their feet. Others joined them.
games Is by no means of modern
Shouts and cries added to the confit
growth.
There must have been a sub­
A Sere Sian.
sion. An alarm was raised that tlie
stratum of truth in tbe following jest­
Little
Dick
Pupa,
how
does
thundei
place was on tire, and a simultaneous
ing paragraph, which Is clipped from
rush of hundreds of frightened peopli sour milk?
The Times of Nov. 2, 1797: "At some of
Papa
-It
is
not
the
thunder,
but
th«
for tbe narrow exit doors was followed
our first boarding schools the fair pu­
electricity.
by the results chronicled.
pils are now taught to play whist and
"How does electricity sour milk?"
“It works certain chemical change« casslno. Amongst their winning ways
F.nlluhienin« the Minister.
in the constituents of the fluid, which this may not be tbe least agreeable to
papa ami mamma. It Is calculated that
din-
result in tlie formation of an acid.”
"We nre going to have pie for
a clever child, by its cards and Its nov-
"Of course But how?”
ner,” said Bobby to tbe minister.
els. may pay for Its own education.”—
"I don't know."
“Indeed!" laughed the clergyman,
"I thought you didn't, or you wouldn't London Chronicle.
nrnused nt the little boy’s artlessness.
have used such big words."
“And what kind of pie, Bobby?"
HI« Laeratlve S«>li«u.
“It’s a new kind. Mn was talking
“Wanted—For a lucrative business, •
this morning about pn bringing you to
Ai Moscow a savings bank has been partner who must be a practical lock­
dinner so often, mid pn said he didn’t opened for the purpose of assisting smith." This advertisement appeared
care what she thought, and tnn an id prospective brides to obtain the necea In a Budapest paper recently. Tbe ad­
she'd make him wit humble pie before aery dowry for catching husbands. vertiser is now in jail, the police hav­
the day wns over, mid I suppose we’re Dowries are expected to range from ing discovered that tbe lucrative busi­
going to have It for dinner.”
ness referred to was burglary.
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