' *»»»»»»»»»»»»•»»»»»»♦»»»♦* event and have their house decorated
EXPENSIVE_DINNERS.
ANTHONY TROLLOPE.
CHOICE MISCELLANY
by this clever little artist, who was al
Two That Were Served la Delmon«
mil Irritations Incident
ways ready at a moment’s notice with
Wood Entinif MnifN.
leo'e Old Place In New York.
« poa iiiM Start lu Life.
SNU-3
MANNER
IN
WHICH
EATABLES
her unique ideas and pretty conceits.
Mr. 8. A. Harris, 11 grocer of Char
Probably the most expensive dinner
Anthony
Trollope'«
start
in
life
was
ARE STOWED AWAY.
THE COLOSSUS OF RHODES» «»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»♦♦»»♦♦A She charged a good round price for her lotte. lost a mule and the better part of unprom -lug. As b ■ knew no lan-
ever given at Delmonlco’s old restau
services and has laid by a snug little a delivery wagon recently. The wagon gttngi s. ancient or modern, he became
rant, ou Fourteenth street, New York,
Oue ot iliv Ancient Seven Wonder»
sum. Her work has always been pleas body was made of poplin J’he mule c 1 shall usher at a school in Brussel«, Method, by Which Store. Are Re was that given by Mr. Morton Peto to
of the World.
“I’ve got to do something, Polly, so
was made of Just simply ordinary ev
plenished
Which
Give Oat
En the tea and coffee merchants of New
The undents succeeded In making what would you advise me to do?” ant and she says she is happier for eryday mule. Tuesday night the mule with the pr»>i::!«e of a commission In
Hoote—The Room For the Walters. York. 200 In number. It cost $25,000.
tin-
Austrian
army.
Then
he
was
sud
knowing
that
she
is
of
some
use
in
the
that alloy of copper which Is known us This question was asked by a little lady
got out of the stable and set about a
The Cook, end Their Work.
The rarest wines and the most elab
world, and although some of the old task of eating up the delivery wagon. denly transferred to a clerkship lu the
bronze. Among the seven won.hrs of
who
had
had
all
the
luxuries
and
com
London
postotHce.
lie
was
disqualified
The actual standing room tn the car orate decorations were taere Incidents.
the worhl was the famous statue, whol
friends whom she entertained in her He ate the framework down to the
ly made of bronze, historically known forts that fond parents who were able old home in days gone by fail to recog floor and might have finished the fl<s»r for the new position by general igno kitchen consists of an aisle only wide The menu cards were of gold, and the
as the colossus of Rhodes. It repre to gratify lier slightest whim had lav nize her now, she considers the source, If he hadn't stopped long enough to die. rance nnd special Incapacity for the enough for two men to pass each other guests sat on silk cushions on which
their names were embroidered. In the
simplest arithmetic. A vague threat
sented Phtiltus, the national deity of ishly surrounded her young life from pities them for their narrowness, and
Mr. Cam King, one of the original that he must pass an examination was and about fifteen feet long. On one center of the table was a miniature
the Rhodians. It was begun by Chares, her babyhood up to her seventeenth
side
Is
an
unbroken
row
of
ranges,
the
Two Orphans, was at the old court
a pupil of Lysippus, the sculptor, and year, and then they woke to the fact moves along in the even tenor of her house when he overheard Squire Mnx- forgotten t>cfore It was put Into execu very best sort invented, for when men lake In which swam swans taken from
Central park. Clara Louise Kellogg re
was completed by Laches -SS It. C. that their fortune had taken wings. way, asking no favorB and leading an well telling n reporter about the death tion, and Trollope characteristically
The populai belief Is that It stood Unsuccessful speculations followed by independent life that a woman of her of Sum Harris’ mule. "1 believe every takes occasion to denounce the system do women’s work they are not content ceived $1,000 for singing two songs at
nature would love. Hhe, too, says, “No word of It,” spoke up Klug, “and I will of competitive examination by which with makeshift tools. On the other this feast and a present besides of a
astride the harbor of Rhodes, that it
was 105 feet high and that ships could a destructive fire had left them penni matter how well off you may be to-day, tell you why. Mules will eat wood he would have been excluded. Mean side is a steam table for keeping things diamond bracelet. The salon was
less. The blow was too much for the to-morrow the fortune will have flown.
while he was turned loose tn London hot, other tables and some of the re smothered In flowers.
easily sail between Its legs.
when they are wanting forage and
Another dinner given at one of the
Pliny said that few men could clasp father and he died shortly after with Then teach your boys and girls to be can’t get It (meaning no reflection on und attempted to live like a gentleman frigerators, for there are many. Hot
its thumb. It was cast on metal plales, brain fever and the mother soon fol independent by having them learn Sami. At Staunton. Ya., during the on £U0 a year. The results are Indicat water and cold is held in cylinders Delmonico establishments for ten peo
ple cost $400 a plate. It was luxurious
ed by a couple of nnecdotes.
afterward joined together, and tills lowed him. The daughter was left
which lie along the ceiling and look enough to be classical. The waiters,
war I was In charge of the commissary
A money lender once advanced hint
process occupied twelve years. In the alone to battle with the world. She something so thoroughly that, provid wagons. We had plenty of corn for our
like the projectlies used on torpedo five of them, were dressed as sailors.
interior was n spiral staircase reach had had every advantage, but she had ing the evil day comes, they will not mules, but for days they had had no £1, for which, first and last, he paid
The host was a yachtsman, and he
ing Into Its head, and In a great mirror not availed herself of the opportunities be thrown into the sea of adversity forage whatever. Well, one night my £200. Tills person, he says, became so boats.
One refrigerator Is devoted exclusive bought the waiters’ clothes. The guests
without oars to paddle up the stream mules ate out five spokes from a wag much attached to him ns to pay a dally
suspended to Its neck were reflected
the coast of Syria und the ships sailing to become thorough in any one thing. again.” She is right. No matter what on wheel to which they had been tied. visit to Ills office and exhort him to be ly to fish, which lie shining on blocks drank, or. rather, tasted, every vlnted
She was musical and had studied under your circumstances are, there may come
of clear Ice as temptlug as In any fish liquor that ever has been brought to
to Egypt.
That morning I got a load of chestnut punctual. “These visits were very ter
After It had stood for sixty-four the beet teachers, but instead of becom a day when your fortune may have rails to feed my mules on, and they ate rible and can liardly have been of serv market Until I had actually seen this America. They finished with a pousse
years this colossus was overthrown by ing proficient in the art, she had been taken wings. It is a mistaken kind every one of them. Not a mule died. ice to mo in the otHce.” This mild re refrigerator It had been my practice to cafe made of eleven liqueurs. Before
an eurthqiiake. and Its remains lay on satisfied to let her music drop. It was
What caused the death of Mr. Harris' mark applies also to the visits from the refuse fish in traveling, feeling there each plate sat a cut glass basin about
the shore for l»2:l years that Is. until of no use to her, for she could only dash ness to assure your daughters that they mule I can’t say. but 1 do know that my mother of a young woman In the coun was some mystery about Its preserva twenty Inches In diameter and four
Inches deep. Each was neatly filled
A. D. 672 u hen they were sold by the off a few ditties of the day or accompany will never have to work and give them army mules were great wood eaters.”— try who had fallen In love with him
none of the advantages that will aid
nnd to whom he “lacked the pluck to tion, but now—indeed, no such thing. I with water perfumed with attar of
Saracens to a Hebrew dealer. The
Charlotte Observer.
a
friend
in
some
of
the
catchy
airs
of
had
fancied
the
whole
menu
cooked
at
give a decided negative.” The mother
original cost was .’Mio talents say, $•>,-
them when trouble flies in at the door,
rote«, ou the surface of which floated
OiHi.ixHi and It is net too much to say the times. Bitterly she regretted the as comfort and riches take flight from
used to appear with a basket on her once In enormous quantities, like a sol half open pond lilies. In the basin a
Teeth mid Naval Service.
arm nnd an Immense bonnet upon her diers’ mess at camp, and my fastidious perfect model of the yacht owned by
that a similar Image might be con opportunities she had thrown away in auother
One of the most recent modifications head nnd inquire in a loud voice be car appetite had revolted and faded the host was placed. It was cut in
structed now iu one-fourth of the time that direction, She wondered why she
To-morrow, yesterday and to-day,
of British naval rules governs the med fore all his companions, "Anthony away during the first course, but now red cedar wood, with cabin, rail, wheel
und at one-third of the original cost. ha<l not made the most of her oppor
So runs the beautiful world away,
ical examinations of candidates for en Trollope, when are you going to marry I eat with relish, knowing the condi for steering, brasswork, such as be
Rhodes, by the way. must have had tunities when she could have had them
colossus on the brain, for Pliny relates for the asking, and had not studied and we kuow not what it may bring us. listment. The restrictions are made my daughter?”
tion of the source of supply.
laying pins and binnacles, inanrope«
less severe, especially as regards the
that the port was adorned with 1,000 literature, for which she had a taste.
No wonder that ho was miserable.
Another refrigerator is entirely for worked nnd trimmed with sailor knots,
condition of their teeth. The reason He was hopelessly in debt nnd often meats and game, another for fruit, and scraped pine masts and booms, rigging
colossal statues of the sun.
BRIEF REVIEW.
But no; she had led a butterfly exist
for this Is easily explained, since in unnble to pay for a dinner. He hated even bread and cake are kept iu a re of silken cords colored as It would be
ence, and she had crowded much joy
Skipped the Hard Word«.
these days of steam and comparative bis work, he says, and he hated his frigerator that they retain their mois In the original, nnd sails of satin.
“While 1 was In practice,” said Judge and happiness into her short life. Her
ly short cruises In sen work tlie crews Idleness; lie quarreled with his supe ture. Outside the kitchen there Is a There were a gold oar and many other
Why America Wins.
Gates of Kansas City, “I was before parents had never dreamed that she
But, after all, says Sydney Brooks in are not so often compelled to subsist riors, who thought him hopelessly In sacred Icebox Aiuder lock and key, and gewgaws.—New York Sun.
the supremo court on one occasion. would ever know what want was. They
upon (to grind up» “salt Junk” and capable and felt that he was sinking no man may put bls band therein ex
While waiting f ,r my case to be called had plenty and to spare and she was an article in the World’s Work, the "hard tack” as In the days of the ships "to the lowest pits.” At last he hoard cept ¿he steward or housekeeper of the
causes of England’s relative decline lie of a collide of generations ago. There
FLOWER AND TREE.
I listened to a lawyer from the south
of a place In the Irish postotfice which dinlug car. There twenty-five kinds of
eastern part of the state arguing his an only child. They did not dream mainly with herself. Before the Amer fore the question of absolutely sound everybody despised nnd was successful wine are kept, and there w’ill be shown
A good tree well planted will usually
case, lie was at least G feet 7 Inches that they were doing her an injustice ican advance she must give way, be teeth and all of the teeth Is not of so on applying for It. because his masters to you, with a manner awed but proud, grow whether the work is done In the
tall ami had a voice so deep that when by showering all the joy and happi cause America is too big, too wealthy, much importance now that soft bread, were glad to get rid of him. At the the royal family of champagne with
he spoke it seemed like the rumbling ness on her young life and making her too energetic to be successfully with fresh meat or canned meat and vege same time they Informed his new supe cool, gold crowned beads sitting on an spring or fall.
A white pine will measure twenty-
of Niagara. ‘I will read,’ he said, dependent on them. She was not stood. But there is no reason why tables form the major portion of the rior that he would probably have to be icy throne.
five feet at twenty years and gain
•from it work with which your honors taught one tiling that would aid a poor England should not be as scientific as food at sen. Provided that a man has dismissed on the first opportunity.—
But, to go back to the kitchen, that twenty-live feet more in the next ten
are no doubt familiar—Blackstone.’
a sufficient number of teeth and of fair National Review.
girl to make a living. She was sur
apartment is occupied by three men years.
“The judges did not smile, although rounded with luxuries. What else could Germany, why she should not make a quality in his bend for the proper mas
nil in white, with perhaps a blue cor
superb fight for the second place. She tication of ordinary food, If he is suita
The smallest tree in the world Is the
there was a decided twinkle in their
don for tradition’s sake, who serve Greenland birch. Its height is less
THE HOME DOCTOR.
has allowed herself to be hampered by ble in other respects, he will not be re
eyes as they glanced at each other. she ask to make her happy?
deftly and capably the blveful of wait than three Indies, yet it covers a ra
sheer negligence in the use of her op jected.
««««
The man read a few lines and then
Ice cream Is said to be an infallible ers that swarm at the open square at dius of two or three feet.
said: ‘There Is reference here, your
the Inner end of the room. It is a
“What would I advise?” That was portunities. Trades-unionism, too, lias
remedy
for hiccoughs.
Montana Sapphire«.
In dealing with your plants be
honors, to n footnote by Lord Gran
done much to thwart her by limiting
Skin cleanliness, or. In other words, wise provision that prevents close con prompt. If one needs attention, see
ville. 1 would have your honors pay a question hard to answer. “1 can’t production, curbing initiative, reducing
In four [daces in Montana sapphires
tacts,
for
cooks
are
apt
to
be
“
redhot
”
particular attention to this note be teach music, you know. I can’t sew, the hours of labor and virtually remov of high grade are found These are at frequent ablution of the whole person. at the crucial hour of dinner serving, that It gets It nt once. This is the
Is a powerful preservative against all
for 1 never did even my own mending;
cause It Is by Lord Granville.’
and. besides, the car kitchen can con only way to have success in plant
ing from employers the control of their Rock creek. In Missoula county, where Infectious and contagious diseases.
growing.
"The judges waited expectantly. The 1 hardly know how to hold the needle.
stones of many tints, some of them ex
To cure a sprain bruise a handful of tain no more men than the three cooks,
Experts assert upon Investigation
lawyer held the book In front of him, 1 couldn’t cook. 1 f I tried that every own works. But fundamentally it is in ceptionally beautiful, are found in
who
broil,
roast,
stew
and
fry
the
glanced at It two or three times and one who partook of the things I pre the character and mental attitude of quantity; on tlie Missouri river be sage leaves and boll them In a gill of numberless fancies of the patrons’ pal that the fir trees of western Washing
then coughed as many times In rather pared would die a sudden death from theaverage Englishman that thecauses tween Canyon Ferry and American vinegar for five minutes. Apply this ates. These men work hard. The ton grow from 150 to 300 feet high and
an embarrassed manner. Everybody dysi>epsia,” she said, with a suspicion of inferiority must be sought—in his in Bar. where sapphires of bluish green, In a folded napkin as liot as it can be head cook, whose salary Is about $70 are fr in five to thirty-five feet In di
ameter and are stronger than oak of
waited for several seconds. Finally
tense conservatism and bis easy-going blue and white are taken out in largo borne to the part affected.
For in tin med eyes use the white of per month, stands farthest from the the Atlantic coast.
he said: ‘Your It mors, I see on closer of a sob in her voice. “Help me out, view of business. What the English quantities; on Cottonwood creek, in
window
where
the
waiters
clamor
and
inspection that this footnote Is In Lat l’olly, for I am desperate. The friends man is to the Italian in energy and Deer Lodge county, where the stones an egg beaten to a froth and add to It Is a bit more serious. The middle
If you want your [minis to thrive lu
I used to entertain iu our more prosper
in, so I reckon I’d better skip that.’ ”
are similar in variety to those on Rock a tablespoonful of rosewater. Apply cook, on $45 salary, is lively or sub an ordinary sitting room, sponge the
speculative
pluck,
that
the
American
ous days do not seem to be very anx
creek, and at Yogo. In Fergus county, with a piece of cotton wool, which missive according to the man he ad leaves once a week with lukewarm wa
Her Chet Prom Purls.
ious to keep up the acquaintance now.” is to the Englishman. The American seventy-five miles northeast of Helena, must be changed as often as it dries.
dresses, and the end cook finds time ter to which a little milk has been add
“An American woman,” says the Bos Here she broke down and cried. She will adopt a tiling just because it is near Utica, where the stones are ex
A soothing drink for sore throat that to chaff the owners of the dark faces ed. Then stand the plant for two
ton Journal, “who lived in Paris was could stand poverty and everything new; the Englishman will cling to one ceptionally beautiful, being of the Is recommended Is made of a pint of who call orders, and sometimes he hours In lukewarm water deep enough
famous for her cook. Iler dinners were else but tHe giving up of her friends. just because it is old. A country where bright blue, and. while not as dark as barley water brought to a boll over a sings as happily ns a conceited boy to completely cover the pot. This Is
popular and celebrated, and the conver Poor little girl, she did not ship to business is everything lias an enormous the Ceylon stones, they have a richness hot fire, to which Is added while stir who fancies Ills future on the operatic the proper way to water palms.
sation was largely a tribute to the chef.
pull over a country where business is and brilliancy not equaled by the ori ring until dissolved an ounce of the stage.
The day came when she should return think that such friends as they had merely business—an unpalatable inter ental stones The Yogo sapphires are best gum arable. Sweeten to taste.
A Toothsome Revenue.
These three men make up the white
to the United States. Could the cook shown themselves to be were not worth ruption of the main purpose of life.
During the reign of Charles II., the
Light being an element of cheerful capped trio we see peering out of the
found in a well defined lead cutting
a
single
tear.
“
Do
tell
me
something
be persunded to go with her? ‘What!
across the limestone for several miles. ness, as much of It as the patient can windows of the dining car as it slips age of gallantry. It was the custom
Leave Paris? Never!’ But she offered to do, Polly. I don’t care how hard it
bear without discomfort should always Into the station. All the other em among gentlemen when they drank u
—Popular Science News.
A Novelty in Carpet Cleaning.
him a salnry that was incredibly, pre is, for then I won’t have time to think
be admitted to the sickroom, care be ployees of the train come into contact a lady's health. I11 order that they
The American Embassador remarked
posterously high, and he went with ami can forget the past.”
ing taken to keep reflecting objects, with passengers and have Interesting might do her still more honor, to de
Tokyo Factory Workers.
at a banquet the other night that many
her.
In Tokyo the mill owners have begun such as crystals and looking glasses, experiences, but these are confined in stroy nt the same time some part of
»»»»
“She had hardly settled her house
good ideas which had benefited man
out of the invalid’s view.
the galley and are eager for scant their clothing.
I was turning over and over in my kind had their origin on the other side to provide some education for the
when she gave a dinner party that she
Upon one occasion Sir Charles Sed
glimpses at the station. Sometimes
workers, and after work they are
hoped would be sensational. Not one mind what this little lady, who had of the water, and if cleaning carpets taught reading, writing and sewing. A
Ininsorial Earth.
the car hns a little balcony at the end, ley was dining In a tavern nnd hnd a
dish was fit to be eaten. The hostess, been reared in the lap df luxury could without either taking them up or fill physician Is attached to each factory,
In the whole catalogue of “chemi where they can escape the heat of particularly fine necktie on. whereupon
almost hysterical, after the gloomy do. 11 was a puzzle, and yet she was
but the sick rate is extremely low. In cals, minerals and rare elements,” the their quarters, a needed relief In sum one of his friends, to piny him a trick,
ing
the
surrounding
atmosphere
with
meal was over rushed to the kitchen so willing. After selling all the house
drank to tlie health of a certain lady,
prices of which are quoted every week
dust comes under the same category, one mill, for instance, where 1,700 girls by trade Journals, perhaps no name Is mer time.
to find out whether the cook’s art was a
nt the same time throwing his necktie
The
waiters
have
a
pantry
adjoining
are
employed
there
Is
a
daily
average
hold
effects
except
a
few
articles
which
our American cousins have benefited
matter of Parisian atmosphere, and
of not more than four cases of sick more puzzling to the uninitiated than tho kitchen nnd opening into It only In the fire. Of course Sir Charles had
then, and only then, slie discovered she reserved, for herself, she had two or the human race once more. A machine ness. The operatives are usually en “infusorial earth,” Still, If one knows by the little square window with a to 1’0 likewise, but he got even, for not
three
hundred
dollars.
She
must
not
that her famous chef had never cooked
which deals with carpets in this man
through agents who guarantee much about dynamite he Is aware that counter on either side. When your or long after that, dining with the same
a dinner for her In Paris; that he bad make a mistake in investing this, and ner was used at the Empire Theater of gaged
the girls' trustworthiness and capabil this Is the stuff employed as an ab der Is given and the waiter disappears, company, lie drank the health of a fair
got It all from a world famous boule it required careful consideration before Varieties, London. Compressed air is ity. For this service each girl pays the sorbent to bold the nitroglycerin of this Is where be has gone. Here are one. nt the same time ordering 11 den
vard restaurant.”
determiningon anything. It must not used to blow the dust out of the carpet, agent a stun of about 15 cents on going that famous explosive. It was Nobel, kept supplies of dishes and silver, and tist whom he had engaged to be pres
A C i re til nr Kainuo w.
be done hastily. After thinking over and the machine'; is so contrived as to to work and 2 cents a month during the great Swedish engineer, who here ft Is the waiter makes up the ent. to [»nil out a refractory tooth
A member of a party who made an the matter and conferring with a few imprison all the dust in a bag. When her three years' term of employment founded a number of attractive prizes dishes of cakes, fruit and cheese you which had been troubling him. Every
ascent of Finsterrehorn some years friends whom she had known in her the carpets are thoroughly cleaned the There are In Tokyo mills a number of to encourage scientific progress, who call for with which to tie up the ends one else was obliged in tills manner to
mourn a molar.
ago thus described a novel sight which palmy days and who had remained true
employees who have been iu the same first discovered the trick by which of your appetite.
nitroglycerin could be safely handled.
delighted the tired climbers: The day to her when adversity frowned upon compressed air current is charged with mills over twenty years.
Before the d'.nlng car is drawn away
Sitting Room Drama.
Infusorial earth is composed of the from the caryards the special house
we mounted the Finsterrehorn we her, it was decided that she should rent disinfectants, which thoroughly im
pregnate the whole floor. The machine
“Who conies there?" colled little Wil
silleious shells of mluute vegetable keeper who has It In charge must see
wore treated to the rare sight of a cir
The Song of the Orange.
cular rainbow, the phenomenon lasting a ready-furnished house in some favored was afterward used for the purpose of This bit of old time southern rhetoric organisms, diatoms which reveal won that every sort of supply Is on hand lie, the sentry, in threatening tones as
nearly half an hour and forming a lacation and keep boarders. The house cleaning the lounges and chairs of the about the orange is found in the Jack derfully complicated and beautiful and in sufficient, but not too lavish, he brought Ills deadly wooden gun Into
position.
complete circle. There were heavy was lieautifully furnished, and she man theater.________________
sonville (Fla.) Times-Union: “The or structures under the microscope.—New quantity. Sometimes there are ninety shooting
"A friend!" answered little Tommie
York Tribune.
clouds lying some 4,000 feet below on aged to secure the old Chinese cook who
persons to feed, sometimes one-third
anges
are
moving,
and
the
good
times
Texas’ Irrigation Problem.
the Aar glacier, and It was on these had been employed by her father for
that number, but the probable number from behind the rocking chair.
must come again. Let others take their
“Advance and give tlie countersign,”
It Reached Him.
on the various runs Is known. In long
that the beautiful, brilliantly colored years, and who seemed delighted that
The irrigable water in Texas is de gold from the gloomy depths of the
A letter was received at the postofflee Journeys there are commissary sta hissed the sentry, “or I'll shoot your
ring lay. A second circle was also visi he had been chosen to preside over the rived mostly from the Rio Grande, the earth. Florida gathers hers under
ble. We were near the summit of the culinary department of the young lady. Pecos and the Canadian, and enough God’s own heaven and finds It colored In Washington directed to the biggest tions along the way where the car may head off."
An ominous silence followed this ter
be restocked, but this Is seldom neces
peak when the first of the party ob It seemed in a measure like coming water flows down these streams to irri by the royal sun himself, flavored by fool in that city.
rible threat. Then Tommie said plain
The
postmaster
was
absent,
nnd
on
sary
except
with
such
perishables
as
served It. and from that point the face
gate the whole valley from end to end. the dew and blessed by the stars. his return one of the younger clerks In cream and milk. Have you ever heard tively:
of the mountain on the Grlmscl side h home. Some of the old-time friends
Watch the stands nt the fair ami see If
"I’ve forgot It.”
almost perpendicular, giving us a came to room and board with her and I n autumn the water of the Rio Grande orange« were ever fairer or sweeter. formed bin? of the receipt of the letter. a porter agitatlug that subject with
is
somewhat
exhausted
before
it
reaches
“You can’t remember nothin',” ex
they
influenced
others
to
come.
Before
“And what became of it?” Inquired station employees at Buffalo or else
splendid view.
Lift your faces ns the freight cars pass
where? That means the emergency claimed Willie In disgust, throwing
many months rolled round she had to the Texas line, and the farming indus and then wonder whether ambrosia the postmaster.
Ill CIa<l Staines.
“Why,” replied the clerk, “I didn’t has arisen in the dining car. Such down bls gun. “Cum over here an’ I'll
move into larger quarters, and now she try below El Paso is thus threatened, ever gave such promise of the gladness
We sympathize with the tailors of
know who the biggest fool in Wash things might easily happen In a larder whisper it to you ag’ln.”-Oblo State
but the June floods send the water down
Berlin. They may well be indignant is laying a snug little sum by every in riotous abundance, so tliat valuable of heaven as those long trains leave on ington was, so I opened It myself.”
where demands are Irregular and mar Journal.
the
perfume
laden
air.
”
month.
The
girl
who
had
been
brought
at the way sculptors libel tailoring.
“And what did you find In it?” In kets scores of miles away. It Is a won
crops
are
often
ruined
by
its
overflow.
One ot Snn.low'a Trick«.
If they have a Bismarck clothed In bad up to had a butterfly existence has, to
der they do not happen oftener when
quired the postmaster.
Silk From Spider«.
One day tn a London tobacconist's
fitting garments, we, too, have u John tiie surprise of her friends, developed The engineering question of paramount
“Find?” replied the clerk. “Why, we reflect that economy in perishable
The silkworm is Iu a bad way. Some nothing but the words, ’Thou art the things Is exacted from the steward shop Sandow, the strong in. n, was
Bright and n W. E. Forster portrayed into a shrewd and prosperous business importance in Texas is to control the
handed some change, nnd I11 the middle
In garments that would bring the blush woman. She is a strong advocate on waters of the Rio Grande by storing years ago It hnd the monopoly of sup man.’ ’’—New York Herald.
housekeeper.
to any tailor’s cheek. Sculptors de the subject of teaching girls something the overflow of June for the droughts plying its with »ilk. Then the wily In
Just before be sends bis black com of It he saw something that looked
light In folds and looseness, and wliat that is practical, so that if they are of August. Attempts are already being ventor found a way of extracting silk
An Afflicted Brother.
missary to announce dinner to the hun like a bad shilling. He pushed It back
care they that the coat buttons on the ever thrown on their own resources made to do this, but it will l>e a gigan from wood, though of course the silk
Brother Dickey was under the weath gering pasengers every man slips on across the counter. "I think that one
worm does this, only In an indirect
Is bad,” he said.
left side or the pocket flaps on one side
tic engineering feat that will require way. Now It Is threatened by n spe er the other day. In describing Ills Jacket and apron of whitest linen and
“Nonsense,” said the shopkeeper,
are half as large again as on the other. they won’t be left in the agony of sus
symptoms
he
said:
"Yes,
sub,
bit's
true
by
this
little
act
of
costuming
Is
con
years for completion.
cies of spider which hns been found in dat I ain’t feelin' half well. In de fust verted at once from the nondescript with an Incredulous air. He took up
Buttons and seams are often be icatli pense and anxiety she was.
their notice, and so they perpetuate
Attempts are lieing made, apparently Madagascar. The spiders spin nway place, 1 ’fileted wid rattlin' er de man of the streets into the most spruce the shilling and tried it in the little
»•»»
monstrosities such as no man would or
with good prospects of success, to stock merrily nnd have no objection to their bones; den I troubled wld battin’ er de of servitors. Then, with everything brass coin tester that was screwed to
Another little lady who was left to
produce being stolen from them. In
could wear, let alone any tailor make.—
the fields ot Indiana, especially in the fact, the process is said to give them eyelids, liftin' er de lef leg, wobblin’ ready In the kitchen and with bis flock the side of the counter. Then he ten
dered It again. “It’s quite good,” he
battle with the world alone after hav
London Tailor and Cutter.
southern part of the Htate, witli Mon an appetite. If these Insects are not er de right foot en crnckin’ er de top of assistants about him, the house said. “I can't bend It.”
ing lieen led to believe that she would
keeper of the dining car awaits the
skull.
All
I
needs
now
ter
finish
me
golian pheasants. They ore protected mere freaks of nature, the silkworm
For Tliclr Own Cnlven.
Sandow smiled and took It between
complete is six months er de unj'lnted coming of Ills guests. And In they
always be blessed with an abundance of
A couple of young men were out fish this world’s goods and would never by a law passed last Marell with some may soon have to shut up shop.
come, thoughtless blessing takers, with his finger and thumb. “You can't bend
rheumatism!”—Atlanta Constitution.
what severe penalties provided for vio
ing one day and on returning were go
never a reflection on the hours of prep it! May I try?” he asked.
ing past a farmhouse and felt hungry. meet with the disagreeable side of life, lation thereof.
Suhatitute For Soap.
“Certainly,” said the man, with a
Tcnchinji- mid Innnnlty.
aration by the army of men that It
when
misfortune
did
come
faced
the
They yelled to the farmer's daughters,
There are a few people to whose has taken to give them the degree of grin.
Professor Zimmer of Berlin said In a
music bravely. She had always been a
A square foot of the best Persian rug is report of Investigations he made iu skins soap seems an Irritant. They comfort which Is purchasable for a
"Girls, have you any buttermilk?”
The strong man pressed the tip of
The reply was gently wnfted back born entertainer and understoiMl the art wortli about $10, and it takes a single Austria, Switzerland. Russia nnd Ger should use bran The sons of one of dollar bill.—Alnslee's Magazine.
his forefinger toward the tip of his
to their ears, "Yes, but we keep it for perfectly; furthermore, she was very weaver twenty-three days to complete many that In every elghty-flve woman the old kings of Holland were forbid
thumb and the spurious coin bent like
our own calves."
original in her ideas and had charmed it. This allows the weaver about 44 Insane patients one was a school teaeh- den the use of soap. They were to use
The river Bows quietly along toward tissue paper.
The boys calculated that they had her friends often in the past by her cents a day for her wool and her lalior, er. According to a report recently bran and a slice of lemon, the latter the sea. yet It always gets there. It
"Well,” said the tobacconist dum-
business away, and they went.—Coun unique and novel ways of entertaining
made at the Insane nsylum In Elgin. to remove Inkstains. Napoleon never might be well to remember this when fonnded, “it looks like a wrong 'un
but
three-fourths
of
this
amount
goes
to
try Gentleman.
them. She had the art of taking the pay for the wool. Only 11 cents a day III., one patient In every sixty was a used soap, but kept Ills hands beauti you are trying to rush things.—Chicago after all! Perhaps you will accept an
other?"
fully white by the use of bran.
News.
An Inffiriiml I n t roti net ion.
teacher.
plainest room and converting it into a is left for the weaver.
And Sandow did.
When Mark Twain lived iu Buffalo, poem of beauty by the magic of her
Not
Pnlnral.
Not n Rony Drenmer.
Stopptnx the Masle.
he made the acquaintance of some fingers and the exquisite combination
During a recent drought the City
“Here,” cried Oldham to his fellow
“What would you do If you had a bil
“Yes,” said young Mrs. Torklns, lodger, who was starting for hfs holi
Food Receptacle«.
neighbors under peculiar clrctim-
Council of Mexico, Mo., reduced the lion dollars?”
“Charley used to come and serenade day, “that’s my brush and comb you're
All receptacles for food should, ns
stances. Emerging from bls house one of colors and floral effects. She went saloon IlMMB from $1600 to $1200. Now
"Oh."
answered
the
languid
man,
"1
me for hours every night. So at last I putting tn your portmanteau.”
far as possible, be kept germ and In
morning, he saw something which among her old-time friends, told them
don’t see why I should expect to prove married him.”
sect free. Glass, pottery and metallic
made him run across the street and re she must rely on her own efforts in the there is talk of increasing it again.
“
Well,
let
me
have
’
em.
You
won
’
t
any exception to the rule. I would
“Dear me!” rejoined Miss Cayenne. need 'em; you’ve grown so bald lately.” wares are therefore preferable to
mark to the people who were gathered future, and would like to take orders
In France they have invented a sur probably go to one of the usual ex “Did he sing as badly as all that?”-
on the veranda:
for decorating their homes for any little gical sewing machine which will mend tremes and either buy yachts or else
“That’s Just It. I can’t part with wood. They should have no Joints or
grooves, as these harbor minute par
“My mime Is Clemens. My wife and social function they might give. She
them.
”—London Answers.
walk
to
save
car
fare.
’
’
—
Washington
thinking It Over.
ticles of food. Before placing food In
I have been intending to call on you provided and painted the menu cards rents in human skin at a rapid rate.
Star.
___________
Ill« Cnetalne».
“Do you think you will marry that
them they should be thoroughly wash
and make your acquaintance. We owe herself, attended to buying the flowers,
British
iron
and
steel
works
use
36,-
“
Cholly
doesn
’
t
seem
to
be
of
much
titleel gentleman from abroad?”
ed, scalded with boiling water, wiped
Couldn't Esc Him.
you an apology for not doing It Itefore
dry nnd then be allowed to cool. Plac
“I haven't quite decided,” answered use In the world.”
Cholly—So you think I am too slow
now. I beg your pardon for Intruding I and took the entire management of the 000,000 tons of coal every year.
“Oh, I don't kuow; be makes a nice ing them in the sun when practicable
the American heiress. “I am not sure
for any use?
on you In this informal manner and at rooms. People who had envied her iu
There are seven surviving ex-Mayoni
this time of day, but your bouse Is on days gone by were overjoyed to think
She- Yes. You don’t even make the I can support him In the style to which cigarette holder.”—Philadelphia Bulle for a couple of hours will also add to
tin.
their purity.
hl« ancestors were accustomed.”-
that at last they could give a social of New York.
fire!”
other young men Jealous.—Smart Set.
BANDON RECORDER.
; Polly Larkin ;
IN THE CAR KITCHEN