a»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»*
' lars went into circulation among ail
NEW YORK CROWDS.
WHEN GARFIELD LAY DYING
THE FIRST AERONAUT
them* different classes that otherwise THE BUG DESIGNERS
The Different Way. In Which They A Pathetic Incident of Illa Removal
: would have remained hoarded up in
Impressed Two Mau.
to Long Branch.
PATTERNS DESCEND FROM PARENT
HIS INITIAL FLIGHT INTO SPACE WAS
*
•
* I the bank. Isn’t it better to disburse
FLOWER AND TREE.
“What I like about New York,” re­
A pathetic incident Is related apropos
»»»»»»»»•»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»* money in that way, making the receiv­
TO CHILD IN THE ORIENT.
AT PARIS IN 1783.
marked a westerner, “is its tremen­ of the day of fastlug and prayer which
A few piece» of charcoal ilropp,»! Inb.
ers feel that they have well earned it,
dous
energy.
The
crowds
and
bustle
was
appointed
by
all
the
governors
of
the water assist In preserving cut How
instead of lieing objects of charity and Bea»on» W»r Animal Flauree Ara hnve U|s>n tue the exbllaratlug effect the United States at the time President Pilatre de» Boater» Waa the Pioneer
John D. Rockefeller has built a mon­
era.
ot the 1.0»u Line ot Darina Spirit»
receiving aid for which no value is re­ Hnrely Srrn on Persian Ho»,. of a stimulant. As I move along among Garfield was removed from Washing­
Prayer Huge of the Mohutnmedana the masses on the sidewalks and look
The bole for a free should be made ument for himself better than the most ceived? Polly thinks it is, dont you?
Who Perished In Their Attempt» to
ton to Long Branch In the hope that
costly
granite
or
marble
monument
and Their I'ae— The Butf» ot Sivan.
wide and deep and the bottom be tilled
Navigate the Air.
upon the perpetual stream of vehicles the change might help him to recover
»»»»
bearing his name and having chiseled
with rich earth.
The designs of eastern rugs are often ef all descriptions In the streets I mj from the bullet wounds Inflicted by
Miss
Etta
Dungan
of
Gold
Hll!,
Or.,
The first attempts to make ascen­
The Beeds of nearly all forest tree« theieon in letters of stone the short his­ who swindled a large number of men the spontaneous outcome of the fancy conscious of a buoyancy of spirit and Gulteau.
sions
by means of balloons were made
do best if not allowed to become dry tory of his life in birth, death, etc., that
“Crete,” said the president to bis
of the weaver. Sometimes they are an Increased physical energy.
before planting.
"I feel like going all the time, my brave little wife about 11 on that |n Paris in the year 1783. Pilatre des
others might read of his gisai deeds out of various sums of money and who handed down from one generation to
For the finest flowers sow pansy seed and pass on, forgetting it the moment pleaded guilty to a charge of using the
mind is brighter and clearer, and. In Thursday morning as the ringing Rosiers was the first and most Illustri­
In the fall. Protect the young plants after, for he has founded a luxurious malls for fraudulent pur|ioseH, was sen­ another. In some cases young girls are fact, my whole being seems toned up. strokes from the belfry of the Episco­ ous of the long list of oronauts who
through the winter, and you will be club-house for his Bible class. This tenced by Judge Bellinger of the Fed­ taught the design by an adult, who New York and Its crowds are more pal church almost across from the cot­ have fallen victims to their desire to
marks It in the sand. At other times a beneficial to me than any resort 1 ha7e
advauce the art of aerostatics.
well rewarded.
house for the homeless young men has eral Circuit Court of Portland to pay a drawing of the rug Is made on paper, ever struck. After a two weeks’ stay tage reached his ears, “what are they
In July and August of the year 1783
The sweet wllliatn Is a biennial, but
fine of one dollar and to serve one day
ringing
that
bell
for?
”
l»eeu elegantly furnished with velvet
the instructor showing her pupils the
will sow tlielr own seeds and come up
in jail. All of Miss Dungan’s victims arrangement of every thread and the here I return home feeling like another
“That?” said Mrs. Garfield, who hnd balloons tilled with hydrogen gas were
man.”
year after year, ns do hollyhocks, thus carjietB, servants and everything that were men who were trying to find a
been waiting for the surprise. “That's sent up from Paris, and In September
color to be used. When all this has
the most fastidious clubman could de­
“Well, that Is strange,” said the per­ the church where we were when you at Versailles the first balloon was sent
making them practically perennials.
wife through the medium of a newspa­ been done, the pupils must make the
lon to whom this statement was made. first came down. They're all going to up freighted with living animals.
One of the handsome perennials that sire. There are dainty brac-a-brac, per advertisement and who were fool­ rug without looking at the drawing.
“Do you kuow New York has upon me pray for you to get well,” and, falling
flower In July Is the digitalis, which choice works of art, books and every­ ish enough to send her money and pres­
In the same year Montgolfier con­
Persian rugs excel those of other just exactly the opposite effect. To me
has long spikes of blue thimble shaped thing that is elevating and will make
on her knees, she said, “And I’m going
ents, although a total stranger to them. countries In artistic design as well as what I might term the surplusage of to prny, too, James, that it may be structed a balloon which be claimed
flowers. It makes a striking clump.
the young men feel that tiiey have
In harmonious coloring. The Persluns
would be callable of carrying passen­
The principal advantage in fall sow­ found a paradise on earth after the Bhe has netted hundreds of dollars seem to have a natural intuition In the life here Is depressing. I am by no soon, for I know already that the other
gers, bls workshop being In the gardens
means fond of solitude. I have lived In prayer has been beard.”
within
the
past
few
years
by
answering
ing of flower seeds Is that the plants day’s work is ended. One thing that
use and blending of different shades,
From where he lay Garfield could see of the Faubourg St. Antoine. The bal­
grow stronger, root deeper and flower Mr. Rockefeller insists ui > oii is that no advertisements for a wife, correspond­ and in the designs that contain these a moderate sized city all my life, and
earlier and longer than those from liquor shall be allowed, and cards are ing with the advertiser, exchanging certain colors they achieve the happiest It bores me to stay In the country for the carriages draw up and group after loon was sixty feet In height nnd forty­
spring sown seed.
photographs and promising to marry results. It Is really wonderful what any great length of time, but when I group go in. He could even hear the eight broad. Its exterior was richly
strictly tabooed. Woe to the young
come to New York and am caught In
The grape Is one of the most deslrn man when either is found in his room, him. Then she would find herself exquisite fabrics these people, born the tides of humanity, see the over­ subdued refrain of “Jesus, Lover of My painted and embroidered, there being
ble fruits to plant. It Is Inexpensive to
short of funds and would as|r him to and reared In Ignorance and poverty, crowded tenements and have my ears Soul,” as it was borne by on Its heaven­ represented upon It the twelve signs of
ward way. Thrilled with emotion, a the zodiac, the arms of the king of
get a start with, It bears early, It Is for out the culprit will go into the cold send her money that she might ily to produce.
assaulted with the perpetual din of the
productive and easily managed, and world to find some stuffy little room him. The money was forthcoming and
The designs in Persian rugs are gen­ streets I become positively melancholy. tear trickled down the president’s face. Fra ice nnd numberless fleurs-de-lis and
Then he closed his eyes nnd turned his
with no conveniences, and the change
the fruit Is delicious and wholesome.
then she would cease to write or answer erally floral, and In some districts, es­ “I feel what an Insignificant atom I face as a sweet woman’s voice arose lower down, amid a crowd of grotesque
will be somewat of the order of Adam
pecially
Fars,
the
women
weavers
in
­
heads and garlands of flowers, a flock
am.
after
all
—
no
more
than
a
drop
of
subsequent letters. The |ioetmaster at
leaving Paradise or the Garden of Eden.
vent the designs, varying them every water In a great river—and the feel­ singing from one of Sir Michael Costa's of eagles, with extended wings, that
Couldn’t Stand Satire.
Gold
Hill
stated
that
Miss
Dungan
had
oratorios.
“
Turn
thou
unto
me
and
two or three years. The Mohammedan ing oppresses me. It seems so like
A burglar, while attempting to rob n He will have plenty of time for reflec­
seemed to be flying and supporting the
bloated bondholder of Maryville, by tion and for regrets, for once ousted received large sums of money, and she religion does not allow any direct rep­ there was nobody here who cared what have mercy upon me,” sang the voice, huge balloon upon tbelr shoulders.
Below the balloon proper was con­
mistake got Into the humble residence from this little earthly Eden it would confessed that it all came from these resentation of anlmnl forms, conse­ became of anybody. The only relief I “for I am desolate—I ain desolate and
of an editor next door. After unsuc­ be a hard matter for him to get back matrimonially inclined men. These quently rugs woven under its influence find from the feeling is In the theaters. afflicted; the troubles of my heart are structed a circular platform of wicker­
enlarged.
Oh,
bring
thou
me
out
of
my
cessfully fumbling about for suitable
eccentric wife-seekers got just what take floral, geometric, and vegetable 1 go to a show every night while I am
work. covered with silk, which was
assets for some time lie was disgusted into the luxurious mansion. The base­ nearly all of the same class get in the forms. The Shiah sect of Moslems, here, and of course I enjoy that im­ distresses—out of my distresses—my used as a car. Tills platform v.as very
God.
”
large and was surrounded by a balus­
to observe the tenant of the house sit­ ment of this commodious and elegantly long run, viz: sold, and intelligent peo­ however, numbering about 15,000,000, mensely. But as soon as I have made
The people In the church sat almost
litted-up mansion has been turned into
ting up in bed and laughing at him.
ple have very little patience with them. of whom 8,000,000 are Persians, do not the rounds of the shows I am ready to spellbound under the voice, for the trade to prevent the aeronauts from
fnlllng out. In the center of this plat­
"Ain't you old Skfndersen. the capi­ a luxurious smoking-room, where they I knew of one man who got a divorce regard representations of animals us return home, where I know most ev­
unlawful. By the Industry of this sect erybody and there are man.F who care.” singer was affected deeply and made It form or car was an opening, below
talist?" Inquired the housebreaker.
can lounge at their leisure and dream
from
the
sweet,
refined
lady
who
had
seem
to
all,
what
It
must
have
been
to
and that of Infidels and of all who dis­ —New York Times.
which was suspended by chains an Iron
"Nary time,” chuckled the journalist. of a land that may lie fairer than this,
her, a prayer In music.
stove, which was to be used for rarefy­
"I’m the editor of The Screaming but not much more comfortable, ac­ been his wife for a number of years. In regard the law of the Koran animal
fact their children were grown, but be forms are seen on some Persian rugs.
ing the air in the balloou, while in one
Eagle.”
cording to their manner of thinking
RAILWAY RUMBLES.
The Wrontr Le*.
The prayer rug was evidently Invent­
corner was a magazine Intended for the
“Jerusalem!" said the burglar, look­ possibly, as they watch the pearly saw the advertisement of a husband­
There was an eminent sergeant at law storing up of an immense quantity Qf
ing at bls stemwinder. “And here I've smoke floating oil'into space in marvel­ hunter who adveitised that she was a ed for the purpose of providing the
Our miles of railroad track exceed by
been wasting four precious hours on
wealthy widow, fair to look upon, etc. worshipers with one absolutely clean more than 10,000 all the tracks of Eu­ some years ago who had a cork leg straw, which served as fuel.
that was a triumph of artistic decep­ Pilatre des Rosiers, generally alone,
this branch almshouse. I say, old quill ous wreaths anil fantastic shapes. It He had not been the kindest husband place on which to offer prayers. It Is rope.
tion. None but his intimates knew for but at one time accompanied by the
driver, you never poke fun at your sub­ must cost the members of this Bible and father in the world, and his wife not lawful for a Moslem to pray on any
The Dominion of Canada has granted certain which was the real and which Marquis d'Arlandes and on another oc­
place not perfectly clean, and unless
class a small fortune to live, you say.
scribers, do you?”
was willing that he should secure a each one has bis own special rug he Is $88,884,557 and 39,725,130 acres of lnnd was the sham limb. A wild young wag casion by M. Giroud de Vlllette, bad as­
There’s where you are mistaken, for all
"Not the Cash ones.”
divorce. The advertiser came from a not certain that the spot has not been to railways.
of the "outer bar,” who knew the ser­ cended In the balloon without cutting
“Exactly,” said the burglar, taking it will cost them is from four to five
More than 45.000.000 passengers a geant pretty well, once thought to util­ the rope which held It captive to a
out his wallet. "Here's six months’ dollars a week, Mr. Rockefeller only distant state and they were married; polluted. With regard to the purity of
subscription to call this thing square. asking that the house bring in $2000 a but you should have seen the prize he the [dace of prayer Mohammedans are year go through the North Union and ize this knowledge of the sergeant’s se­ height of 1,290 feet.
cret to take In a green, newly fledged
Rosiers had much difficulty In obtain­
won. She had a cross in her eyes, wore specially careful when making their South Union stations In Boston.
If there's one thing on earth I can't year.
In most European railways the prin­ young barrister. The sergeant was ad­ ing permission from the king Jo make
a
wig, dyed her eyebrows until they pilgrimages, the rugs which they take
stand. It's satire."—Tit-Bits.
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were purple; she was awkward and with them having been preserved from cipal difference between second class dressing a special jury at Westminster an ascent without being held down by
Don’t Be Afraid ot Work.
Polly only wishes that a few moreo coarse, but she had the money, but it pollution by being rolled up until the and first class Iles In the color of the In his usual earnest and vehement the rope, but consent was at last se­
One thing- that keeps young men our prosperous men and women whom never did him any gisid, for she knew journey Is begun or until the hour for seat cushions, first class being usually style, and the wag whispered to his cured, and on the 20th of November,
prayer arrives. It does not matter to red. second class gray.
neighbor:
1783, everything was made ready. Dur­
flown Is their four of work. They alm fortune lias smiled upon and could
The average cost of the body of a
“You see how hot old Buzfuz is‘over ing the day the wind and rain were vio­
to find genteel occupations, so they write their bank account in a great how to keep it, and not a dollar of it these followers of Mohammed how
ever fell into his hands. He was sick unclean a rug that Is on the floor may modern long electric car Is $2,000, the his case. Now, I’ll bet you a sovereign lent. and It was found necessary to
can dress well, not soil their clothes
and handle things with the tips of many figures, would do likewise. What of his bargain and ashamed to acknowl­ be, because over It they place the pray­ average price of a set of double trucks 1'11 run this pin Into ills leg up to the postpone the ascent. The next day, the
for such a car Is $600, and the average bead and he’ll never notice It, he’s so 21st, the weather was more favorable,
their fingers. They do not like to happiness it would bring to people edge the woman as his wife. But he er rug when their devotions begin.
The Turkish rugs made nt Sivas are cost of the motor is $1,500, making the absorbed In his speech. He's a most ex­ and at 1:30 In the afternoon in the pres­
get their shoulders under the wheel, whose lives have hitherto been dreary got his just deserts.
always woven of wool, and almost ev­ total cost of the car $4,100.
traordinary man in that way.”
ence of the dauphin and his suit Pl-
and they prefer to give orders to oth­ enough. 1 would like to see homes es
ery hamlet carries on the Industry of
This was more than the greenhorn latre des Rosiers and the Marquis d'Ar­
ers or figure as masters and let some tablished where men whose days of
Some of the Austrian railways have
BRIEF REVIEW.
weaving iu the homes. There are no followed the German custom of selling could swallow, so he took the bet. The landes set out together from the Jar­
one else do the drudgery. There Is no usefulness have passed and who are
factories, the young girls and women numbered seats In the cars of fast wag took a large pin from Ills waist­ dins de la Muette upon the first aerial
doubt that indolence and laziness are considered too slow to keep up with the
doing the work here as In other parts trains, both first and second class. An coat and, leaning forward, drove It up voyage ever attempted and performed.
the chief obstacles to success.
Automatic
Bookkeeping.
pace of the robust young men of the
of Turkey. Sivas rugs are in most
When we see a boy who has just se-
The head bookkeeper in a Philadel­ cases small, measuring about eight by extra charge of from about 25 to 50 to the head In the sergeant’s leg. A yell The wind was still very rough and the
tured a position take hold of every­ day, who are keenly alive to business
cents Is made for these seats, according that froze the blood of all who heard It, weather stormy, but In spite of these
phia
carpet
factory,
who
has
just
re
­
four feet, but In these years larger and to distance.
that made the hair of the jury stand on disadvantages the balloon rose rapidly.
thing with both hands and "jump and thoroughly up-to-date. Silver-
right Into his work” as If he meant to haired men, who are trudging down turned from the Pan-American Expo­ more attractive rugs are being made.
Having passed over Paris and be­
The other day, just as a train was end nnd the judge’s wig almost fall off,
succeed, we have confidence that he the hill of life slowly and hopelessly, sition, says that labor-saving machines Even the poorest families have fine about to leave Kutas, In Hungary, for rang through the court.
come free from all fear of getting en­
“By Jove. It’s the wrong leg! I’ve lost tangled among the buildings of the city,
will prosper. But If he stands around and only the memories of happier and for keeping accounts displayed there rugs, for they regard them as valuable Palfalva, an official appeared and put
and asks questions when told to do other days to dream of would feel that threaten to put him and many more property, to be sold only under the seals on the wheels of the engine. The my money,” exclaimed the dismayed the aeronauts suffered themselves to
anything; If he tells you that this or the last days of their journey through like him out of business. He says he pressure of great extremity. The weav passengers had to get off and walk. and conscience stricken wag, quite re­ descend considerably until they found
that belongs to some other boy to do, this world were gliding swiftly and saw five machines that will enable a ers are so frugal In their manner of The company was 296 cro-wns In ar­ gardless of tin pain he hnd Inflicted up­ themselves In a fresh current of air,
living that their dally earning of 15 to
for it Is not his work; If he does not
merchant to dispense with his book­ 19 cents Is sufficient to supply their rears in payment of taxes. Next day on the learned sergeant.—London An­ which bore them In a southerly direc­
try to carry out Ills orders In the cor­ pleasantly by if such a haven of rest
tion.
the taxes were paid, and the train pro­ swers.
rect way; If he wants a thousand ex­ were opened up for them. These men keeper and turn over the control of ac­ wants. Their food consists usually of ceeded.
After proceeding a few miles farther
To Jadae the Age of I,ace.
planations when asked to run an er­ are to lie pitied, and the world is full of counts to a young woman, who inci­ rice and crushed wheat, with occasion
the fire was allowed to die out, and the
In fixing the approximate date of balloon descended about five miles from
Why Illa Clock Was Slow.
rand and makes his employer think just such |>eople longing for homes in dentally acts as a typewritist. The ally a small piece of mutton.
Smyrna Is only a mart for the sale There Is an Italian fruit dealer, with any given piece of lace It is well to re­ Paris. When the aeronauts returned to
that he could hnve done the whole their old age that are homes in every machines, manipulated by the type­
thing himself, one feels like discharging sense of the word.
writist will makeout a bill, copy the in­ of comparatively Inferior rugs that are a well stocked store near one of the member that machine made thread was the Chateau de la Muette, they were
made In the Interior from the coarse
such a boy on the spot, for he Is con­
» » »»
voice [termanently in a book and make lialr of the Angora goat. These are suburban railway stations, who lias not used till after the beginning of the greeted with the utmost enthusiasm by
eighteenth century. Before that time
vinced that lit1 was not cut out for suc­
This is what Polly heard on the cars a permanent sales sheet copy. Their woven In Irregulnr designs and. al adopted a unique device, and one the threads ran in lengths of about the assembled crowds. Benjamin Frank­
cess. That boy will be cursed with
which
shows
a
deep
knowledge
of
hu
­
lin was a witness of the whole specta­
accuracy, rapidity of action and econo­ though not artistic, are largely sought
mediocrity or will be a failure. There the other day. (You will think that
man nature, to hold his own In com­ twenty Inches, for the worker could cle, and when asked what be thought
my
of
labor
strongly
recommend
them
as
coverings
for
the
bare
floors
and
to
Polly
is
always
hearing
something
on
1« no place In this century for the lazy
petition with another dealer, whose stretch no farther than her distaff nnd of It be replied, "I have seen a child
man. He will be pushed to the wall.— the cars, but it is a great place to hear to employers. The principal drawback add warmth. The weaving of these stand is some fifty yards nearer the had to break off and join ngalu, so that born which may one day be a man.”
biased and unbiased opinions, facts and just now’ is the cost. The lowest-priced rugs Is crudely done by girls and wo­ station than his own. A commuter after unraveling some twenty-five
Success.
Aerostatics had advanced to such a
fancies, as well as prejudices well aired machine is $160. But it may be only a men. Sometimes the loom Is primitive­ was leisurely peeling a banana In his Inches of thread no joint Is found the degree that on the 7th of January,
Wood Ton Hard to Barn.
ly
constructed
from
the
trunks
of
trees.
store the other day when the Italian lace is surely after the Introduction of 1785. Blanchard, a rival of Rosiers,
question of a year or two before they
There are certain kinds of wood that for those who choose to listen without
The designs are very simple and have remarked:
machine made thread. The “bride's crossed over the channel from Dover
are too hard to burn, or refuse to ignite necessarily being eavesdroppers.) It will be as cheap as typewriters.
either been handed down from earlier
“You gotta flv’ minute before your ornee” alone are enough to go by. In to Calais.
seems
that
some
millionaire
in
New
generations or are supplied from the train.”
for some other reason, such as iron
the fifteenth century the bar had only
Rosiers was spurred on by Blanch­
wood and the good brier root, but It Is York had given a ball and reception
city.
Florists* Lives are Short.
a knot or a dot as ornament, in the ard's success and set to work con­
"No;
twenty,
”
replied
the
commuter,
Yurok
rugs
are
so
called
from
a
band
a curiosity to come ncross a piece of and had been lavish in his ex|>end-
sixteenth a double or single loop and structing a balloon which, when com­
It Is commonly supposed that the
of nomads who dwell nrnong the moun­ glancing at a big clock on the wall.
common deal—the soft, light wood of iture in the way of fruits, flowers and
In the seventeenth a star. The edging pleted. he called an uerotnontgolfler.
"Thata
clock
fifteen
minute
slow,
”
men
who
work
in
the
mines
or
those
tains
of
Anatolia.
They
hnve
large
which so many boxes are made—that everything that goes to make the “per­
nlso helps. A sharp angle In the scal­ It consisted of an Immeuse balloon of
said
the
Italian.
“
I
keepa
It
slow.
whose
occupations
necessitate
breath
­
cannot be set fire to.
fect whole” on such occasions. “Do ing of poisonous fumes and gases are the flocks of fine sheep and weave rugs of I’eepl’ used come in a-here, looka at lop fixes the date in the middle ages, hydrogen gas. with a large cylinder
firm, even texture. The colors are very
The piece of wood in question .was
you
know that rich old fellow spent shortest lived. This is a mistake, and good, the field often of dark brown, or­ clock, getta excite, go way, not buy. the rounded scallop came in with the placed under It, the use of It being to
common white deni from Sweden, but
Time to buy at Pedro’s stand, notta nineteenth century, with the seven­ rarefy the air without losing gas.
was remarkable for Its comparative thousands of dollars just on flowers— it will surprise many to learn that the namented with largo designs.
teenth a dotted scallop, and the eight­
When a favorable day bad arrived.
weight. It had formed pnrt of a boat perishable things—that were dead when highest death rate is found among a
About 200 years ago small embroider­ here. Now keepa clock slow, get eenth century one is more elaborate, a
Pilntre
for the last time made his
mueba
trade.
No,
I
not
letta.
peepl
’
belonging to a whaler and had been the morning came? Just think of it, class who breathe in the sweetest odors ed rugs were largely mnde In Persia,
miss train. I tella them after they large alternating with a small scallop preparations. He. was assisted by a
dragged below the surface of the wa­ thousands of dollars for flowers, when
chiefly
nt
Ispahan.
These
were
prayer
and
dots
nlong
In
the
center
of
each.
—
Boulogne physician named Rotnain.
ter to the depth of more than half a a lot of us |>oor people can oarely make —florists. Tho reason is a simple one. rugs, and on each of them, near one buy de banan’.”—New York Commer­ Connoisseur.
and ou June 15, 1785, they stepped into
mile by a harpooned wliale. The two ends meet, work as hard as we The florist lives at once in the torrid end. was a small embroidered mark to cial Advertiser.
the basket, the ropes were cast off. and
length of line and the short distance may, besides putting every chick of a and the frigid zone. From a green­ show where the bit of sacred earth
Some Tyrolean Epitaph».
tl.e
balloon rose with the utmost maj­
house
atmosphere
of
nearly
100
degrees
loaect
Plapoea.
from the point of descent after being
from Mecca was to be placed. In obe­
A German traveler has discovered
struck at which the whale rose to the child out to work,” said a black-eyed in the winter mouths he must step out dience to a law of the Koran that the The Insect plagues of summer are no some quaint epitaphs In a Tyrolean esty from the earth.
When It had risen about 200 feet. It
surface was a proof of the depth to little woman, snappishly. “Not only into one that is nearly always below a head must be bowed to the ground In matter of jest Man must strive with cemetery.
struck a fresh current of air which
that, but he used yards of silk for dra­ freezing point.
which It had dragged the boat.
prayer this was touched by the fore­ them as he strives against the other
On a tombstone In a valley of Tux took It directly toward the sea. It soon
Only part of the boat came up again peries and to help decorate his tables,
head when the presentation was made, hostile forces of nature. He must fight was this Inscription: “In pious remem­ found another current which rapidly
the
Hessian
fly
or
the
wheat
crop
will
at the end of the line, and It was taken when we can hardly afford a piece of
and so the letter of the law was carried
brance of the honest widow Anna carried It back again. It possibly may
Eggs as Small Change.
on board when the whale had been silk, even for our hats. Of course it
out. The custom prevails. The Persian not be garnered, he must fight the wee­ Krledl, forty years long.”
have been the desire of the aeronauts
killed. That piece of wood was so was ruined and never could be used
In some parts of Peru—for example, women who weave the finest prayer vil or the grain will perish In the I4fls,
A miller Is thus remembered: “In
hard that It would not burn In a gas again.” They were in full sympathy in the provinedof Jauja—hens’ eggs are rugs seldom weave any other kind of he must tight the army worm or the Christian memory of II---- , who de­ to descend to find a more favorable cur-
,ent of air. for while opening the valve
jet. The weight of water had com­
circulated as small coins, forty-eight to rug.—“Rugs. Oriental and Occidental.” cattle will starve In the pastures, he parted this life without human assist­ to let the cold air Into bls cylinder un­
with
the
subject
and
thought
that
every'
must fight the tent caterpillar nnd the ance.”
pressed It—London Standard.
fortunately a huge rent was made In
successful man who had made his fifty beingcounted for a dollar. In the
borer or his forests will wither and the
Sllenoe Yon Can See.
A farmer whose Initials only are
market
places
and
in
the
shops
the
In
­
balloon. The consequences were
money by hard work and the aetive
Where She Differed From I’nnl,
There Is no such thing ns silence In strenms disappear. The entomologist, given and who appears to have been the
Immediate and horrible. At that time
A Scotch clergyman called upon a use of his brains should lie compelled to dians make most of their purchases with Mils world. It Is an Impossibility. That therefore, wages the war of civilization the author of his own epitaph has this the
balloon was 1.700 feet above the
parishioner not long since, an old wom­ distribute the reward of his labors with this brittle sort of money. One will is partly the reason why science has en­ against forces all the more terrible be­ memorial: “Here rests In God F. K.
surface
of the earth. A few moments
give
two
or
three
eggs
for
brandy,
an
­
tause of tbelr minuteness and apparent He lived twenty-six years as man and
an who was not blessed with many those who had been less successful. Yet
abled us to see It.
(fterward the two aeronauts lay on
virtues, but who posAesred a very va­ these same women would have thought other for indigo and a third for cigars. The explanation of the paradox Is Insignificance.—St. Louis Globe-Demo­ thirty-seven years as husband.”
the ground dend and horr'bly mutt
ried assortment of vices. lie took the it the height of injustice and cruelty if These eggs are packed in boxes by the this: Silence, ns we understand It, sim­ crat.
On the tomb of a man who fell from lated.
a roof and was killed are these words:
latter as a text for a sermon and spoke their husbands, who made possibly shopkeepers and sent to Lima. From ply means that there are sounds too
Near the spot where Pilatre des Ro-
More Rest.
“Here fell Jacob Hosennkopf from the Hicrs
to her at considerable length upon the
Jauja alone several thousand loads of delicate or too loud for the ear to regis­
was buried a monument was
seventy-five
dollars
a
month,
should
Doctor
—
There
’
s
nothing
much
the
roof Into eternity."
subject concluding with some extracts
ter. In other words, when we can’t
This wall of a desolate husband caps erected In 1853 to commemorate the al­
from one of St. Paul's epistles which have been called upon to divide or as­ eggs are annually forwarded to the cap­ bear anything we call that condition matter with you. You only need rest.
Patient—Oh. but, doctor, look at my the climax: “Tears cannot bring thee most miraculous crossing of the sea by
sist another fellow-workman who made ital.
he felt to be apropos.
"silence.” But wherever you are there
tongtie.
back to life. Therefore I weep.”— Blanchard, upon the very spot of earth
She didn’t speak for several minutes but twenty-live, or to give it to men
are sounds around you. Even In the
on which that Intrepid aeronaut de­
The
cinematograph
for
the
blind
is
a
Doctor
—
That
needs
rest,
too,
madam.
Household Words.
after he had finished, and ho thought who did not desire work and only made
deepest mine the air vibrates and
scended. He had become for France
—
St.
Louis
Republic.
machine
which
passes
under
the
fing
­
that be bad made an impression upon a pretense of finding something to do.
makes a sound. An Instrument has
a hero, and numbers of Inscriptions are
She Seeded Them.
her at last. He was mistaken, how­ The latter are the ones usually who cry ers of the blind, a series of reliefs repre­ been Invented that will catch these
"I wish, John," she said regretfully. mill readable. —New York Times.
life Error.
ever, for she suddenly turned round loudest at the unfairness of this world senting the same objeet in different sounds and permit of the vibrations be­
Consumer—I say, what kind of a “I had had sense enough not to destroy
with the remark: "Humph! That's
positions—the branch of a tree, a bird, ing represented pictorially on a screen,
A Lost Joke.
just where Paul and I have differed and the government in general and or any other object. The blind person and In that way you may see silence cigar do you call this? It’s the worst nil the letters you wrote me during the
John D. Long. In the Massachusetts
would
make
all
capitalists
divide
their
year and a half of your courtship.”
these ten years.”
and properly understand what It tobacco I ever tasted.
campaign of 1878, was making his first
wealth. Polly cannot understand flow has the illusion of moving scenes, just men ns.
He smiled In a gratified way. "1 run for governor ngalnst General Ben
Dealer—Beg your pardon, but you
The argument was not coutinued.
as
photographs
passing
over
a
luminous
knew
you
would
regret
that
some
time.
”
are
wholly
in
error.
There
Isn
’
t
a
par
­
people like the two women who were
By comparing the pictures of noises
Butler, who hnd enptured the Demo­
deriding the man who gave the ball screen lend the illusion to those with with those of that condition of things ticle of tobncco In that cigar. It Is so he said.
Sedan Cliairs In France.
cratic nomination, and Judge Josiah G.
"Indeed
I
do.
”
she
replied.
"1
need
n
sight.
known ns silence wo gain an Idea of the easy to be mistaken, don’t you see?—
The sedan clialr still exists in Or­ and reception and spent so much on
Abbott, who was the candidate of the
little change »he worst sort of wny, old line Democrats.
difference between a noisy night, for Boston Transcript.
leans, a bustling town not far from the floral decoration could look at
and the man vn^huys rags and old pa­
Massachusetts is supporting a State instance, and one when "absolute si­
Paris. In this pretty city, says a Paris things ini that light. The gardens
The late Judge Thompson was mak­
Woo.
per was here today. How wasteful we ing a speech for Abbott before a big
newspaper, especially on Sundays at were stripped of their floral treasures bathhouse at Revere Beach. It was lence reigns.” ns the novelist puts It. It
are
In
our
youth!
”
He
bad
gone
to
ask
her
father
for
her
patronized last summer by 170,993 per­ Is rather surprising to find so much dis­
the hour of mass, the classic sedan
Democratic audience and, after prais­
He looked at her reproachfully, nnd ing the candidate as a jurist and a
chair, as It was known to the gnllants Who raised them? The poor man, who sons, 11.6 per cent in excess of the pat­ turbance at the time when everything hnnd In marriage. "Well, sir, what Is
of the eighteenth century, is borne was glad enough to dispose of the flow­ ronage of the previous year. The total appears to be perfectly quiet.—Pear­ It?” snapped out the old man. "Re­ almost Involuntarily bls hand sought statesman, asked sarcastically, "And
member. I am n man of few words.” "1 bls pocketbook. It Is seldom Indeed now. who Is tills John L-L-Long?” No
through the streets by robust carriers. ers that would have had their day and receipts amounted to $38,272, an average son's Weekly.
don’t care If you’re a man of only one that a resourceful woman has to make one answering, he proceeded: “They
Its occupants being nged people and in­ died on bush and vine if they had not
of about 22 cents per capita.
word If It’s the right one,” replied the a direct request for money.—cAilcago say he has made a translation of Ho­
valids, to whom the jolting of a car­ been gathered and sold to decorate the
They Hole Mora.
suitor.
He got the girl.—Philadelphia Post
riage is intensely disagreeable.
mer's ‘Iliad!’ What g-g-good Is that to
home of the man who paid the price
“Do you ever wish you were a girl?” Record.
A London paper notes the fact that
us? All Democrats read Homer In the
asked without parleying, for money
asked the visitor who was waiting In
He Had Great Expectations.
the
death
of
President
McKinley
oc
­
Tl.e Importance of l.ea».
original.”
the reception room.
was no object to him. The decorators
“How do you account for the fact
The most effusive argument a charm
Herman Stump, ex-commissioner of were not rich men. The farmers came curred on the anniversary of that of
At this the perao’i to whom the Judge
"Only at Christman time." answered Ing woman can use to a man Is an np that Miss Bullion, the wealthiest heir­
Immigration and prospective United
Wellington and of General Montcalm the boy. who was lingering In the door­
was
telling the story laughed, but the
ess
of
the
season.
Is
going
to
marry
pealing “Don't yon think so?” Bmai
States senator from Maryland, whose in for their share of the gains In eggs,
judge continued: “Th th-that’a not the
way.
Nodo,
who
hasn't
n
cent
to
bis
name?"
Set.
The last census taken in Holland
bachelor borne Is in the little country poultry and other edibles for the liau-
"Why do you wish It tien?”
“Oh, bnt be has great expectations." real joke at all! The real joke is that
town of Bel Air, Md., made a flying quet, so did the butcher and the baker, shows 2,000,000 Protestants, 1,700,000 "Because of the stockings they wear.’’
not a m-m-man In the audience so much
Patience
la
the
key
of
content.-
Mo
"He
has? What are they?”
trip to New York city recently on the musicians, etc. Thousands of dol- < 'atholica and 100,000 Jews.
was the prompt reply.-Chicago Post
"He la going to marry Miss Bullion.” as smiled!”
m med.
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: Polly Larkin ;