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professional Interest and all a strong
man's contempt for a weak command
er. The 'tW“t‘ii decks wad an Aceldama
In the heavy weather the cattle pens
smashed, the poor beasts broke tbelr
legs, gored one another and were surg
ed ul>out In horrible melees. The cat
tlemen were half incapable, wholly
mutiuous. They dealt out compressed
hay and water wbeu the gangways
were cleansed aud held to it that this
was the beginning and end of tbelr
duty. To pass down the winch chain
and haul out the dead and wounded
Captain Kettle watched the do« was a piece of employment that they
with a haggard face. He was begin flatly refused to tamper with. They
nlng to realize that an emotion was said the deck hands could do it.
stirred within him that should have
The deck bands, scenting a weak com
had no place in his system. He told mander. said they bad been hired as
himself sternly that he was a married sailoruieu and also declined to meddle,
mun with a family; that he had a deep ami as a consequence this uecessary
affection for both bis wife and chil sepulcher business was done by the
dren; that. In cold fact, he had seen« mates.
In Kettle’s first and only Interview
Miss Carnegie in the flesh but once be
fore, but there was no getting over the with the cattleboat's captain he saw
memory that she uiade poetry, a craft Ibis operation going ou through a
that he adored, and he could not for batchway before bis very face. The
get that she hud ulready lived In his mate aud the second mate clambered
mind for more months than he dared down by the battens aud went along
the filthy gangways below, dragging
count.
His conscience took him by the ear the winch chain after them. The place
and slgbeil out the word love. On the was cluttered with carcasses and
instant all ids pride of manhood was Jammed with broken pens, all surging
up In arms, and he rejected the imputa together to the roll of the ship. The
tion with scorn nud then after some lowings aud the groans of the cattle
thought formulated his liking for the were awful. But at last a bight of
girl in the term interest. But his chest rope was made fast round a dead
beast's horns aud the word was given
heaved when he thought of her.
Then in tile distance be heard her to haul. The winch chattered aud the
approaching He wiped the moisture chain drew. The two men below,
from his face with the mate’s pocket jumpiug to this side aud that for their
handkerchief. Above the din of the lives, levered the carcass free of ob
seas and the noises from the crowded stacles, and at last it came up the
cattle pens outside he could make out batch a battered, shapeless rag. almost
the faint rustle of draperies and the unrecognizable.
A mob of men, sulky, sullen and
uncertain footsteps of some one pain
fully making a wuy along hand over afraid, stood round the hatch, aud oue
band against the bulkheads. A bunch of these, when the poor remains came
of fingers appeared round the Jamb of up and swung to the roll of the ship
a door, slender white fingers, one of over the side, cut the bowline with bls
them decked with a queer old ring knife and let the carcass plop into the
which he had seen just once before raglug seas. The chain clashed back
and had pictured a thousand times again down between the iron combings
since. And then the girl herself step of the hatch, and the two mates below
ped out Into the cabin, swaying to the went ou with their work. No one of
fered to help them. No one. as Kettle
roll of the ship.
She nodded to him with Instant rec grimly noted, was made to do so.
“Do your three mates ruu this ship,
ognition. "It was you they picked up
out of the boat? Oh, I am so glad you captain?" asked Kettle at last.
“They are handy fellows.”
are safe!”
“If you ask me, I should call them
Kettle strode out toward her ou hfs
steady sea legs, and stood before her, poor drivers. What for do they put lu
still not daring to take her hand. nil the work themselves when there Is
“You have forgiven me?” he mur all that mob of deck bauds aud cattle
mured. “What I did was a liberty, I bands standing round doing the gentle
know, but if I had not liked you so men as though they were lu the gallery
well. I should not have dared to do it.” of a theater?”
"There was some misunderstanding
She cast down her eyes aud flushed.
They
“You are the kindest man 1 ever met,” when the crew were shipped.
she said.
“The very kindest” She say they never signed ou to handle
took bls hand In both hers, and gripped dead cattle.”
“I’ve seen that kind of misunder
it with nervous force. “I shall never
standings before, captain, and I’ve
forget what you did for me, captain.”
The grimy steward behind them started in to smooth them away."
“Well?”said the captain of the cattie-
coughed and rattled the teapot lid, and
so they sat themselves at the table and bont.
“Oh. with me,” said Kettle trucu
the business of tea began. All of the
ship’s officers were either looking after lently. “they straightened out so soon
the work entailed by the heavy as ever I began to hit! If your mates
weather on deck or sleeping the sleep knew tbelr business, they’d soon have
of utter exhaustion in their bunks, and that crew In hand again.”
“I don’t allow my mates to knock
so none joined them at the meal. But
the steward Incessantly hovered at the men about. To give them their due,
tbelr elbows, and it was only during they wanted to. They were brought
bis fitful absences that their talk was up In a school which would probably
suit you. captain, all three of them; but
anything like unrestrained.
“You said you liked poetry," the girl I don't permit that sort of thing. I am
whispered shyly when the first of these a Christian man, and I will not order
opportunities came. “I wrote the most in«- fellow men to be struck. If the
heartfelt verses that ever came from fellows refuse their duty, it lies be
me over that noble thing you tried to tween them and their consciences.”
“As if an old sailor had a con
do for a poor stranger like me.”
Captain Kettle blushed like a maid. science!” murmured Kettle to himself.
“For one of the magazines?" he asked. “Well, captain. I'm no small piece of a
She shook her head sadly. “It was Christian myself, but I was taught
not published when I left England, and that whatever my hand flndctb to do to
do it with all my might, and I guess
hashing a lazy crew comi's under that
bead."
"1 don’t want either your advice or
your theology.”
.
“If I wasn't a passenger here.” said
Kettle, "I'd like to tell you what 1
thought of your seamanship and your
notion of making a master’s ticket re
spected, but I’ll hold my tongue on
that. As It Is. I think 1 ought Just to
say I don’t consider this ship’s safe,
run the way she Is."
The captain of the cattleboat flushed
darkly, lie Jerked bis head toward the
ladder, "(let down off this bridge.” he
said.
"What?”
"You hear me. Get down off my
bridge! If you've learned anythlngabout
your profession, you must know this Is
private up here and no place for bloom
ing passengers.”
Kettle glared and hesitated. He was
not used to receiving orders of this de
scription. and the Innovation did not
please him. But for once in his life be
submitted. Miss Carnegie was sitting
And then the girl herself stepped out into under the lee of the deckhouse nft
watching him. and somehow or other
the cabin.
it bad been sent back to me from four be did not choose to have a scene be
It was all part of this
magazine offices.
That was nothing fore her.
new. They never would take any of strange new feeling which had coine
over him.
my stuff.”
He gripped bls other Impulses tight
Kettle's fingers twitched suggestive
ly.
“I’d like to talk a minute or so and went and sat beside her. She wel
with some of those editors. I’d make comed film cordially. She made no se
cret of her pleasure at his presence.
them sit up.”
"That wouldn't make them print my But her talk Just now Jarred upon him.
Like other people who see the ocean
poems.”
“Wouldn’t It, miss? Well,perhaps you aud its trallic merely from the ama
know best there.
But I’d guarantee teur’s view, she was able to detect
It’d hinder them from printing any romance beneath her present discom
thing else for awhile, the Inky fingered forts, and she was pouring into Ids
brutes!
The twaddling stories those ear her s<-'ieme for making it the
editors set up In type about low down foundation of her most ambitious
pirates and detective bugs are enough poem.
In Kettle's mind to build an epic on
to make one sick.”
It appeared that Miss Carnegie’s fa such a groundwork was nothing short
He viewed the sea.
ther had died sluce she and Kettle had of profanation.
last met. and the girl had found herself seamen and sea duties with an In
left almost destitute. She bad been timate eye. To him they were common
lured out to Buenos Ayres by an ad and unclean to the furtlierest degree;
vertisement. but without finding em uo trick of language could elevate their
He pointed out how she
ployment, and, sick at heart, had meanness.
bought, with the last of her scanty would prostitute her talent by layiug
store of money, a cheap passage borne hold of such an unsavory subject and
In this cattleboat. She would land In extolled the beauty of Ids own Ideal.
England entirely destitute and, al "Tackle a cornfield, miss,” he would
though she did not say this, spoke say agnln and again, “with Its butter
cheerfully of the future. In fact. Ket jellow color nnd Its bobs of red pop
tle was torn with pity for her state. ples and the green hedges all round.
But whnt. be asked himself with fierce You write poetry such as I know you
scorn, could be do? He was penniless can about a cornfield and farmers and
blmself; he had a wife and fnmlly de farm buildings with thatched roofs,
pending on him, and who was he to and you'll wake one of these mornings
take this young unmarried girl under (like all poets hope to do some day)
and find yourself famous. And because
his charge?
Tb<*y talked long on that and other why? you want to know. Well, miss.
days, always avoiding vital questions, It's because cornfields and the country
and meanwhile the reeking cattleboat and all that are what people want to
wallowed north, carrying with her, as hear aliout and dream they’ve got
It seemed, a little charmed circle of bandy to tbelr own back doorstep.
You
evil weather as her constant accom They're so peaceful, so restful.
take it from me, no one would ever
pan I merit.
Betweer times, when he was not in want to read four words about this
attendance on Miss Carnegie, Kettle beastly cruel sea and the brutes of
watched the life df the steamer with
men who make tbelr living by driving
ship across It. No, by Ja- No, miss,
you take it from a man who kuows.
they’d Just despise It" Aud so they
argued endlessly at the polui, each
keeping an uuchanged opinion
Perhaps of all the human freight
that the cattleboat carried Mr. McTodd
was the only one person entirely bap
py. He had no watch to keep, uo work
to do; the messroom was warm, stuffy
and entirely to his taste; liquor was
plenty, and the official engineers of the
ship were Scotch and argumentative.
He never came on deck for a whiff of
fresh air, never knew a moment's te
dium; be lived In a pleasant atmos
phere of broad dialect, strong tobacco
and toasting oil and thoroughly enjoy
ed blmself, though when the moment
of trial came and his thews and ener
gies were wanted for the saving of hu
man life he quickly showed that this
Capua bad In no way sapped bls effi
ciency.
The steamer had. as has been said,
carried foul weather with her all the
way across the Atlantic from the river
Platte, as though It were a curse In
flicted for the cruelty of her steve
dores. The crew forgot what it was
like to wear dry clothes. The after
guard lived In a state of bone weari
ness. A harder captain would have
still contrived to keep them up to the
mark, but the man who was in su
preme command was feeble and unde
cided. and there is no doubt that vig
ilance was dangerously slackened.
A fog, too, which came down to cover
the sea. stopiied out all view of the
sun and compelled them for three days
to depend on dead reckoning, and after
the event It was said a strong current
set the steamer unduly to the west
ward.
[ to be continued .]
Ills l«rn>er.
The lltt'.e -< n cf .in Episcopal clergy
mm - i l.os Angeles was visiting with
tils mother n I'amidlan city, where the
two attended services at a certain
church, it is the custom in that church
tor the clergyi mu aud congregation to
bow in s !, tit prayer for a minute or
two ju-l before the sermon begins. It
was a new proceeding to the child, for
he Wits not accustomed to seeing tills
rtonc In It's father's church, but the
little < Imp bravely ami reverently did
his part.
After the service was over the clergy
man. one of the old evangelical school,
wlio Imd noticed the reverence and ap-
pnrt nt devotion of the child, spoke to
him and commended his reverence with
an affectionate pat on the head. "It
was very pleasing.” he remarked to a
group of bystanders, “to see this little
fellow so deeply engaged In earnest
prayer Just b Tore 1 began my sermon.
\\ lmt prayer d'd you offer to the throne
.if grace, my little boy?”
All unconscious of the effect it pro
duced. the little fellow candidly and
Instantly replied: "I said: 'Now I lay
me down to sleep I pray the Lord my
soul to keep.’" Stin Francisco Argo
naut.
Illrds' E kks Snperatltlona.
The old. v, r nkled. dusky aunties of
the south till children: "Do noteat the
him birds' eggs. They make you love
to wiimh r." They believe that the pale
blue eggs of that beautiful creature,
"that violet of the air." that bird with
“sky tinge on his back, earth tinge ou
Iris breast." will make the greedy nest
robber restless as long as he lives. No
place, however euticiug. can hold the
being who Ims ouee tasted a bluebird’s
egg.
lie who eats a mocking bird’s egg
will be compelled to "tell all he knows."
The one who robs a killdee's nest and
eats its i-ggs will surely break an arm.
He who eats a dove's egg will be fol
lowed by laid luck. » Idle the egg of any
bird of yellow plumage will be sure to
pause a fever, and he who eats an owl’s
egg will be a:ways shrieking. The ent
er of a crow's egg will always, as old
nunties say. he gw!IIP on foolish like a
crow does gu (Hl. ‘Illi. ha. ha!' But a
partridge's egg" they declare, "du des
make you thrive an' grow fns'. Dey
is de onlles' sort er birds’ eggs dat you
kin eat widout tindlu’ 'em danger-
some.”
Wrltlaq a Book.
The following confession of a novel
ist as to the method In which he wrote
one of his books Is not without Inter
est. He had had the story outlined In
hls notebook for a long time and ought
to have been able to write It, but did
not feel able. Then one day he hap
pened to think of it again and saw, al
most as if it had been a stage scene,
the little tableau with which the book
was to close—otic of those ends which
are also a beginning. So he began to
work and in a short time had complet
ed tlie first three chapters. Thon, for
no reason that he can give, there was a
jump, and he wrote the chapters which
are now numbered XXI aud XXII, the
last in the book. Then he went back i
and wrote straight on from IV to XVII.
The story hud been with him so long
that It was the easiest thing in the
world to write It, and so he got through
this part of the work with remarkable
celerity. In the eighteenth chapter
nothing happens. Every day for a
fortnight he rose, breakfasted and tried
to write that chapter; every night he
tore up a big pile of manuscript which
he knew to be hopelessly bad. Then
be got desperate. The chapter should
be written nnd should stand, whether
good or bad. He wrote It and left the
bouse because It was bad and he had
resolved not to tear It up. Next day
be wrote chapter XIX. and on the mor
row he rewrote chapter XVIII and
somehow or other contrived to get Into
It all that he had failed to get before.
Then he wrote chapter XX. nnd the
book was completed.—London Post.
THE V7IDOW TAX.
la klndauuo a W lie's Death C osts
the Widower One Hondred Plates.
Becoming a widow or a widower Is a
much more serious business thau get
ting married among some of the tribes
lu the Philippines. In Mindanao “mar
rying in haste” often leads to a pro
longed "repenting at leisure,” for they
have an institution, there known as the
"widow tax"--“chabaloan” the natives
call it. I pun the death of the wife the
widower must pay a certain sum of
money or Its equivalent lu goisls to hit
father-in-law before* he can go a court
Ing agaiu. As money is a scarce article
among these natives, the tux generally
is paid in plates of commou “atone chi
na." whlch’are much used by the na
tives as a medium of exchange. It Is
considered the proper thing for the be
reaved om* to pay Its) of these plates to
hls father-ln law for permission to look
about him for a successor to the de
ceased helpmate.
If the husband dies, the widow at
once becomes the property of her par-
ents-in-law ami so remains for life tin
less some relative comes forward and
produces the necessary number of din
ner plates. The natural result of this
is that married people are all extreme
ly solicitous for the health of each oth
er. In sickness the Invalid Is sedulous
ly attended by the partner of his or
her Joys nud sorrows, the well person
perhaps lteiug moved more by the
thought of those hundred plates thau
by real affection.
Divorce Is unknown among these peo
ple, but a man may have as many
wives as lie pleases. It will be seen
that in ease of an epidemic which
would sweep away lii.s wives a married
man would be in dire extremity. In
the case of a death of a much married
man hls parents come Into a small for
tune, for they either have enough
slaves to render future work on tiielr
part unnecessary or they receive enough
plates from the families of the widows
to set up a crockery store.
DWARFING AN OAK TREE.
The .lapnneae Trick by Which It 1«
A «-coin |>l la II rd.
The Chabo Hiba, a dwarf Japanese
pine tree, was recently sold for $1.200.
It is six feet high and alleged to be 850
years old. It has long been supposed
that the process by which Japanese
gardeners succeeded in dwarfing forest
trees wits a long and costly one. It is
now said that It is u simple process and
that any one can do the trick. The fol
lowing directions are given for produc
ing a miniature oak tree:
Take an orange and scoop out the
pulp. Fill the interior with n rich mold
and plant an acorn in tlie center of It.
leaving the hole lit the rind for it to
sprout through Put it In a sunny place
ami water It frequently. Soon after
the first shoots have appeared the roots
begin to break through tlie orange skin.
Take a sharp knife and shave these off
carefully and keep them shaved. The
tree will grow about five or six Inches
high and then slop. In a year It will
be a perfect miniature oak. When the
roots cease to grow, the orange skin
should be varnished over and imbed
ded In a flowerpot.
The Japanese dwarf all kluds of trees
and make them live to u great age.
Some of these dwarfs, like the Chabo
Hiba. are well known, and their own
ers have documentary evidence attest
ing their great age
The older they
are the more valuable, of course, they
are. In Japan certain families follow
the calling, trade, art, or what you will,
of growing dwarf trees from genera
tion to generation, and you can buy a
miniature oak 500 years old from a de
scendant of tlw man who first planted
the acorn. Not only forest trees, but
fruit trees and flowering shrubs, are
dwarfed by these clever gardeners.
SwImmlnK'.
“No man can ever hope to be a strong
swimmer unless he cultivates the pow
er of endurance In tlie water,“ says a
professional. "It costs me no more
exertion to swim for an hour than it
does to wnlk for the same period of
time.
“In swimming a man should time his
stroke with Ills breathing. He should
take but one stroke to each breath. In
tills way the muscles of tlie body work
In conjunction with the lungs, nnd no
energy Is wasted. In salt water, which,
of course. Is more buoyant than fresh
water, n man who has trained himself
In this way should have no difficulty In
keeping afloat, say he were shipwreck
ed. until sheer weakness from hunger
and thirst would force* him to suc
cumb.”—Philadelphia Record.
Daly’s liupecanloun Employee.
The late Augustin Daly had In his
employment a man who always ad
dressed him a note periodically asking
for an advance of money. This note
was invariably answered by a most
abusive letter, in almost Insulting terms
and threatening Instant discharge If
the offense was ever repeated—nnd In
closing a check for the money!
At regular Intervals of about three
months the mart invariably made the
same request, with tlie same results,
always, however, getting a check In
closed. And thus it continued until
Mr. Daly's death.—New York Times.
Wurta.
A simple remedy for warts Is a dram
of salicylic acid with an ounce of col
lodium In a bottle which lias a tiny
brush run through the cork. Apply
this mixture to the warts twice ii day.
and In a few days they will dry up and
fall off.—Ladies' Home Journal.
Recreant.
“I trust. Brmlder Eph'm.” said the
pastor, "you is still walkin’ In di
Stack.
straight an mirror path?"
Penner—Say, give me a synonym for
"I'ze sorry to say, palisun.” replied
“psychic,” will you?
Uncle Eph'm. deeply penitent. “I'ze
Wright—Well, there's "psychologic backalode a good deni lately.”—Chicago
al.”
Tribune.
Penner—All right. How do you spell
Of More Immediate Vnlne.
It?
Miss Emerson (of Boston) —I presume
Wright—Why—er—oh, I give it up. yours Is not one of the Mnyflower fam
Why not use “psychic?”
ilies.
Penner—I would, but I don't know
Miss Triplex (of Minneapolis)—No.
how to spell that.—Philadelphia Press.
Indeed. Ours Is one of the famous
Minnesota flour families. — Chicago
warfare If the Ruby Is Healthy t
Muggins Is not handsome, and he I News.
knows it. When Ids first baby was 1
He Loved Law,era.
bom, he asked. "Does It look like me?”
It Is said that Peter the Great, nftei
Of course they replied In the affirma witnessing ii conn si between two emi
tive.
“Well,” said he, with a sigh, "break
It to tny wife gently.” — London Tlt-
Bita.
nent counsel at Westminster. Loudon,
.•eniarked: "When i left St. Petersburg,
there were two lawyers there. When
I get back. I will hung one of them.”
MATTER AM) FORCE.
ENERGY CANNOT BE CREATED NOR
CAN IT BE DESTROYED.
Il l*ou> Muu < uuld Accomplish Ei
ther of These Impossible Thing*.
He Coaid Cause **lhe Wreck of Mat
ter and the Crash of Worlds."
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1 hut at the old, reliable Stockton B uh I iich « College thMl
bined cost of board, nxrtn and tuition by the year is only about
$21) |>er month?
Do you know that you may there take Bookkeeping, Short
hand, 1 vpewriting, Commercial Law, Penmanship, in fact almost
any study desired without extra cost of tuition?
Do you know that its teachers are also business men of
ability, that its courses are thorough and uji-to-date, and its home
and home influence are not found in any similar school on the
Coast?
Do you know that there is a demand for its graduates in all
the walks of life, because they possess push, are capable and
trustworthy?
Do you know that if you wish to secure a good practical
education for the least |s>ssihle expense, ami under (lie most favor
able circumstances, you should write at once to
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If you could liuagiue an earthworm
trying to ruu the N i a gam Electric
Lighting aud Power Transmission
works, you would have some falut Idea
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of the capacity of the greatest human
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genius that ever lived to run the visible
universe. That Is probably why the
wisest of us is not permitted to un v
derstand the final secrets of nature.
Here Is a good example. Take a rifle ¿k
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ger. The bullet will leave the muzzle
Importer. ana Dealer, tn
Modern Ail* - tlslOK.
with a velocity of, say, 3,000 feet a sec
BLAKE,
Book, News,
A little over lmlI
century ago It I
ond.
It will rise to an enormous
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dignity
of
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finitesimal fraction of a second and be
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gin to fall back again. It will strike tise beyond the ln~<riion In the news
STRAW AND HINDERS’ BOARD
papers
of
an
occa-Tonnl
business
card.
the earth with very nearly but not
5A-«7-ru-<4 , First St.
quite the same velocity as it left the Some of the ex «'l ienees of that time T«l. M ais ISO. 4M SAN FRANCISCO.
show
how
re<-<
inly
advertising,
as
we
muzzle of the gun. It would be exact
ly the same but for the resistance of know it, has developed.
A retail hardware house lu an east
the air
What has happened is this: The ex ern city once found Itself possessed of
a”-Jims
plosion of the powder lias changed a ten dun s the number of articles of a
I HL UUU I LI I or single,»t
low
Country
solid Into a gas, and the expansive en certain klud that It had intended to patronage solicited, andnb pains rates
will be spared
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As
they
had
been
ordered
espe
ergy of this has driven the bullet up
to make them comfortable during their visit.
ward. lu other words. It has for tlie cially tor a new hotel and were of a pe (MMJ Market St. and 9 Ellis St., corner
time overcome that mysterious force culiar design, there seemed to be no
Stockton, San Francisco.
by which the earth draws everything way of disposing of them except nt a
Telephone Red 3D4 MRS. RANFT, Prop.
merely
nominal
sum.
toward Its own center.
One of the younger mon connected
But when the energy of the exploded
S am M ahtin
C has . M. C ams
powder is exactly balanced by tlie pull with the concern offered to “move
For S3 years wtth
For 3 years with
of g'avliation the bullet falls back. In them" at a fair price provided he be C. E. Whitney & Co.
C.
E.
Whitney & Co.
the list second after its turn it tails permitted to advertise. The sugges-
tlon
encountered
much
opposition,
but
10 feet, in the next 32. In the next (H,
NEW COMMISSION HOUSE
in the next 128, and so on till It returns finally a small sum was set apart to
carry
It
out.
The
advertisement
was
with ever increasing velocity whence
drafted In an attractive way, and the
It started.
Nothing has been lost, nothing gain people soon began to buy the new arti
cle. Finally the house wns obliged to
ed. The gases set free by the explo
12l-l23 Davl» st., San Franoisoo.
send to the manufacturers for more.
sion of the powder weigh exactly as
When the next season's trade opened,
General
Commission and
much as the solid. Some of the energy
tlie member of the firm who had most
has been used as beat, some 111 propel
Produce.
ling the bullet. Gravitation, overcome opposed the experiment whispered to i
Specialty, Butter, Eggs and Cheent.
the young man that be bad better
for awhile, has reasserted itself, The
write out a few notices "and put them
Your
consignmentfl solicited.
sum of matter and force In the uni-
in the papers.”
verse is absolutely unchanged.
From such beginnings the advertis
This Is ns true of the quickened beat
BRIGHT’S DISEASE
ing practice has come. Thousands of
of a girl's heart when she meets her
dollars are now spent not only lu ad
The largest sum ever jiaid for a pre
lover as It is of tlie march of the plan
vertising itself, but lu devising clever scription, changed hands in San Fran
ets ami suns through the fields of space.
catch words. Ingenious phrases and Il cisco, Aug. 30, IDOL The transfer in
Every atom of matter, every unit ol
lustrations which will stick In the volved in coin and stock $112,500.01) and
force, throughout the universe is con
memory of the render as well as new was paid by a tiarty of business men for
stunt, external and exnctly balanced,
a specific for Bright’s Disease and Dia
general methods.—Youth’s Companion. betes, hitherto incurable diseuM-s.
and the whole strength and genius ol
They commenced tlie serious investi
humanity could not Increase or dltuln
Enallah Quail Stew.
gation of thi' specific Nov. 15, 1900.
Ish them by the slightest fraction.
For four plump quails provide four They interviewed scores of tlie cured
Now. let us Imagine what would liap
oysters,
four tablespoonfuls of butter, and tried it nut on its merits by putting
pen if man could make that bullet
three
large
cupfuls of ox tail soup or over three dozen cases on tlie treatment
strike the earth with greater or lew
rich
stock,
two
small glasses of port or and wateliing them. They also got phy
force than it left the muzzle of the gun
sicians to name chronic, incurable cases,
madeira,
two
tablespoonfuls
of onion and ailminisiei'vil it with the physicians
He would either have Increased or de
vinegar, the same of India relish and fi r judges. I p to Aug. 25, eiglity-seven
creased the total of universal energy,
mushroom catchup, celery salt, white percent, of tin- test cases were either
nnd in either ease lie would have
pepper and four slices of crisp, brown well or progressing favorably.
thrown first the solar system and then
toast. Leave the quails whole, simply
There being but thirteen per cent of
the whole universe out of gear.
opening down the breast. Put the but faihin -. the jmi'ties were satisfied and
The earth and all the other planets
ter In a frying pun over a hot Ore mid closed the t innsuet ion. The proceedings
would begin to revolve in different or
when brown lay the quails In the pau. of tlie invesl ¡gating committee and the
bits. The sun. with its family of worlds,
Cover and cook ten minutes. Turn and clinical reports of the test cases were
would alter Its path rout'd the tin
published and will be mailed free on
cook ten minutes more. When browned application. Address J ohn J. 1' clton
known center about which It revolves.
on both sides, add the soup or stock, I'oMi'ixv. 120 .Montgomery St. San Fran
Then world would be hurled against
wine, catchup nnd relish. When It cisco, Cal.
world and sun against sun, and star)
boils again, add celery salt and pepper
nnd planets would be reduced to tilt
to season r. nd thicken with a table
flaming gases from which they cooled
Into solids and liquids before time be spoonful of flour wet up In cold water.
Stir It gradually until it bolls. Turn
gan to be.
each quail on its back and Insert an
Just the same catastrophe would hnp
oyster. Cook five minutes and serve
peu if limn eouhl either create or eu
an slices of toast with the liquid poured
tirely destroy n grain of sand on tin
seashore. The balance of the universe over all.
In which swing stars and planets
A Great Storm XVave,
whose weight is inexpressible in human
A great storm wave Is peculiar to cy
All the world knows that coBee in
ligules (this tln.v world of ours weighs clones. At the center of the disturb
excessive use is injurious. And yet
11,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons), is in ance the mercury lu a good barometer
the coffee lover cannot stand taste
finitely more delicate than that which may be lower by three inches than that
less cereals. There lias to this time
the chemist has to keep lu all airtight lu a similar Instrument ou the verge
been no happy medium between.
Cafó Bland fills the void with the
case and at au even temperature lest a of tlie cyclone, This Is owing to the
l*eat elementa of both. It Is richer
breath of air should throw It out ol diminution of atmospheric pressure
than straight coflee, and many will
gear.
consequent on the rotation of the air
not be easily convinced that it is
Tims tl,e destruction or creation of a wheel, nml as nature abhors a vacuum
not all c' !lee. But we guarantee
grain of sand would change the orbit the sea lu the vortex rises above Its
the’ Cafe Bland contains less than
of the earth round the sun. In the usual level until equilibrium Is restor-
fifty per cent coffee, which is scien
one case It would be drawn closer aud ed. Thls storm wave advances with
tifically blended with nutritious
closer to the sun. perhaps after thou the hurricane and rolls In upon the low
fruils and grains, thus not only
displacing over fifty tier cent of the
sands of revolutions to be swallowed laud like a solid wall. In the Backer
canein, but neut ralizing that which
up in fiery ruin. In the other case It gunge cyclone of 18"t> tlie storm wave
remains and still retaining the rich
would gradually leave the sun and year covered the land at the eastern end of
coffee flavor. To those who suffer
by year wander farther away Into re the Ganges delta at heights varying
with the heart, to dyspeptics and
gions ol space when- human life would from ten to forty-five feet, as measured
to nervous jieople Cafe Bland is
be impossible.
by marks on the trees. One hundred
especially recommended as a health-
The result of the dislocation of such thousand lives were lost on tills occa
f il atnl delicious beverage, so satis
a stupendous system, which has work sion.—Chambers' Journal.
fying that only the inemtier of the
family making the change in the
ed with unfailing exactitude for count
coffee knows there lias lieen one.
less ages, is. of course, utterly beyond
The, Found the Pali.
More healthful, richer and less ex
the scope of human Imagination, and
During a spell of particularly hot
pensive than straight coffee. Better
yet such a seeming trifle as the creation weather a well known baronet came
In every resjieet. 25 cents per lb.
or destruction of a single grain of sand across three workmen engaged on a
Your grocer will get it fur you.
might, and probably would, plunge It Job on bls estate. One of them remark
Ask for
Into utter chaos and ruin.—Pearson's.
ed, as workmen not Infrequently do,
on the dryness of the Job. The bent
Ills Ability.
bad perhaps extended Itself to the bar
“And how is my old school friend onet’s temper. At any rate, he turned
Bimson getting ou?" said the man who away, with the reply: “If you are
bad returned to Ills native city after a thirsty, you know where the well Is.
loug absence.
You will find a pail there."
“Oil, he's doing first rate.”
Thinking over hls remark a little lat
"But he was such a bright boy we al er, It flashed across the baronet's mind
ways expeeled lie would display espe that be bail given orders for three bot
cial ability.”
tles of champagne to be put into the
“Well, I don’t know that be hasn't pail and lowered into the well to cool I IProonunceil cattily—accent on last syllable.
displayed especial ability.”
for dinner. He hastened to the well
“I never hear him mentioued In con and discovered — three empty bottles!
A l.Rkr*« Jnnhrenklng .Ynnie.
nection with any of your elections.”
What be said this time is not reported.
The town of Webster, Mass., has al
“No; that's Just the poiut. He has —London Truth.
ways been proud of the beautiful little
shown ability to go ahead quietly nnd
lake within its limits, but never boast-
Sin I'romotera.
build up a business. He doesn't have
<sl of the Jawhrenking name by which
Ills satanIc majesty announced that
to run for office.”—Washington Star.
he intended Inking a much needed ' a- it Is known. The lake has the longest
and most unpronounceable name of
cation.
Haw to Tatch tlie Polar Rear,
any in the world, and residents and
tlds
Some
surprise
being
expressed
at
I listened attentively the other night
visitors who pass the summer on its
action,
be
explained:
to a gentleman who gave me a great
shores nnd islands are quietly suggest
"Well, I’ve fixed things so that the ing a substitute for the unwieldy In
deni of vnluable information concern
Ing these Interesting regions. He knew trolley motormen will refuse to stop for dian term which for many years baa
1 was a tenderfoot nnd a newspaper passengers when they are In a hurry, been applied to this body of water.
reporter and felt nt liberty, therefore, to and I guess that will keep things going The full name of the lake Is Chargog-
talk freely, so I got a lot of yarns about until I return.”—Baltimore American.
gngoggmn ncliogngoggagungamaug, but
polar bears mid walruses and other
the residents have contracted It to
The Way of the World.
creatures, huge nnd small, which are
Cha ubunngungamaug.—Engineer.
Horton
—
You
used
to
think
Betnber
not related in natural histories. I be
A Liquid Glue.
lieve it was one of the advisers of was a great friend of yours. I notice
An excelleut liquid glue that Is very
“Allee In Wonderland” who suggested he never offers to help you now that
tenacious and almost dampproof can
that the best way to cntcli a rabbit Is you need help.
Snobel—No; but, then, you must not be made by dissolving glue in nitric
to get behind n stump nnd make a
noise like n carrot, and I learned with forget bow free he was to offer me as ether and adding a few pieces of caout
great satisfaction that the easiest way sistance when I didn’t need It. —Boston chouc. The solution must be allowed
to stand a few days and frequently
to cntcli a polar bear Is to hide behind Transcript.
stirred. As the ether will only dissolve
an Iceberg and make a noise like the
Faraellea of the Tlqter.
a certain amount of glue there la no
aurora borealis. Polar bears are very
In speaking of the minute parasites danger of getting It too thick.
tame nnd, like newspaper reporters and
which
are
found
in
the
hairy
part
of
a
some other people, are gifted with In
The Equality Line.
quiring minds. When a stranger comes tiger’s foot a scientist says: "They con
“All people,” remarked the earnest
atitute
one
of
the
most
wonderful
cu
out ou the Ice. they greet him cordially
citizen, "are born equal.”
and show a Just Ilinble curiosity as to rioslties 1 know of In the animal world
“Perhaps.” answered the deliberate
his business and Intentions, which The parasites are so small as to be al
friend, "but they don’t stay equal any
causes them to fall an easy prey to the most Invisible to the naked eye, and
longer than It takes for their parents
parlor rug trust.—Norway Letter tn yet each is a perfect counterpart of the
tiger—head, cars, jaw, legs, claws to provide them with clothes and play
Chicago Herald.
things.”—Exchange.
body, tail, all are there.
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