BANDON RECORDER. 1 ;a¡-———————— —*• ;* | • id S *i 1 POLLY LARKIN i * i lai A Sluiflnu Eurtbworiu, ■ al ■ Wl We have heard *f a good many crea- |l**!>«»«»a»«»«»«»«»«««»«»«»«»«««»«»«.M«»«»Ma»« .«al tures which slug. Including Mr. Run kin’s singing serpents in the valley of Diamonds, yet Mr. Annandale has as sured us that there exists hi the Malay peninsula a being which the Malays de scribed under the above heading. It Ilves lu a burrow lu the ground and cheerfully zings, or at least chirps. But the Malays call everything Hint creeps a worm, and the beust which they really uieafi Is a large kind of cricket with a voice. In the very same part of the world, however. Is a real earthworm, a huge monster three or four feet In length, which was discover«?«! not long ago ami J which really has a voice, or nt leas d can produce a sound, The Latin name of musicus has been given to it on that account. When It Is foraging ubout near the surface of the ground, the numerous sharp little bristles implanted In Its skin, which enable It to hold on to tli< earth, strike against stones ami givt out a musical sound. This Is ratliei more like twanging a “Jew’s harp' than singing. But any sort of soum <1 from these silent, gliding creatures II s singing.—London Express. LtíSJtSJtJtJtSSSSJt.í.í.í.í.í.í.í.íí.í.íSl Encouragement goes a long way to ward helping people to make a success of this life instead of a failure. The people who most roundly and heartless ly score you when you have failed in your efforts to accomplish what you have set out to do are the ones to first pat you on the back and say with more emphasis than truth: "I told you so. I knew you would come out all right,’’ when success crowns your efforts. They know it is a lib, ho do you, but the bit of pleasantry must be taken witli a good grace and a smile. The success ful party can afford to smile and accept the congratulations for what they are worth. Undoubte«lly tlie person is pleased at the turn of ufiairs for liis friend, luit he stretches tlie truth when he hints that he predicted the success, when on the other hand you know lie had so openly expressed himself in regard to the folly of tlie undertaking and the lack of good sense shown in following up the scheme. t the old school of doctors when leeches 1 were used so frequently. "Don’t have much call for them now?” I asked the druggist. “But that’s where you are mis taken,” he replied pleasantly. “There's hardly a night but what 1 use several of the ugly little customers. You see, many young men, after the busin«*ss of the day is over, put in the best hours of the night in general carousing. They get mixed up in discussions and possi bly drink, and very Ubon it leads to «piarreling ami to blows, and then they make a rush for the nearest drug store. They don’t kxik very pretty when they come in with buni]>H as big as a hen’s egg disfiguring their faces and making them kxik like anything but respecta ble citizens with their bruised and bl«xxly countenances; but 1 give them a g<xxl strong dose of bromo-seltzer, a|>- ply one or two leeches to their bruised countenances, and by the time the ugly little monsters get through their ghast ly work of absorbing all the bruised and black bl«x>d, the bromo has done its work, too, and they wash their faces, tidy themselves up a bit, and “Richard is himself again,” and goes home l«x>k- ing quite respectable, otherwise he would be an unsightly-looking being for days to come and everybody would know that he had been in a broil and not living up to the golden rule. You see, leeches are not nearly so out of date as you thought.” WORDS WE SWALLOW □N THE TIP OF THE TONGUE, YET WE CAN’T GET THEM OUT. Thia Hit« the Brain I the the Medical Chinaman l'«e« «'or «he Emeracney. WORK IN A LIGHTHOUSE. SAGE ADVICE OF A FATHER. Onily Tanka I'erforuied In Keeping lite Lamp* Bright. Conn.rl That All Yoanir Maa Enler-. Ins Bunlae«« Should Heed. The duties of the lighthouse keeper »re many aud Important The top of Hi. tower is usually a tiny room, all glass windows Th«* lantern is In the center of tin* room. It is a great prism of glass. In shape like a beehive. The lamp Is set Into this, aud the lenses magnify the comparatively small light 5f th«* lamp and make It a great b«*acoti teen far olf over the waters. Should the luminant he a flashlight, there Is mm-hlnery to be wound up every few hours to cause It to revolve. At sunset the keeper climbs the Bleep steps lu the high tower, takes down the curtains that darken It throughout the day aud sets the lamp Inside the lantern. At midnight the lamp Is changed. A fresh ly filled on«* Is put In the place of the Irst lighted one. When storms are raging or fogs pre vailing. the keeper stays awake to wind tin* machinery that keeps the fog signal booming over the wnter. Many ileepi«*ss nights are thus spent by the light keepers In devoted vigil of the aids to navigation. At the gray of dawn the k«*eper Is again climbing the steep Iron ladder to the tower top. Be- fore the red rim of the sun appears the lamp is extinguished, the fine prismatic lenses nre covered, and the huge panes of glass that form the walls of the room are curtained. The large lamp Is ?arrlcd down the flights of an almost perpendicular ladder and when filled, trimmed and cleaned Is ready for the sunset hour. The work of the keeper Is not concluded with this feat. The most perplexlug portion of the dally routine Is now to be performed. The light keeper must give an ac count of bls stewardship. A record Is kept of every gill. pint, quart and gal Ion of oil that Is nightly consumed by the lamps, the fractional parts of inch es of wick burned, the lamp chimneys broken and the general consumption of ill supp|f«*s furnished yearly In large quantities by the government.—Worn- hi '« Home Companion. “Mv son." said the fond but wise parent, "you arc leaving me to go out Into the world. I have nothing to give you but advice. Never tell a lie. If you wish to put one In circulation, get It published A lie cannot live, but it takes on«* a blamed long time to fade out of print. ••Always read your contract. A man might consider he was getting a sine cure If he were offered a position pick ing blossoms off a century plant; but, you see, he wouldn’t have a remunera tive occupation If he were paid ou piecework. “Be not overcrltlcal. Even the most ordinary sort of a genius can tell when the other fellow Is making a fool of himself. "Remember Hutt the young man. like the angler’s worm, Is rather better for being visibly alive. "Be careful in the choice of your sur roundings. Environment will do a gr«*ilt deal fora man. For example, flour and water In a china jug is cream sauce; In a pail on Hi«* sidewalk it Is billsticker's paste. “Don't forget that there’s a time for everything nnd that everything should be done In its proper time. Never hunt for bargains in umbrellas on a rainy day. "You may make enemies, If you know who they are. don’t mention them. Silence is golden. It saves the money that might otherwise be spent In defending a libel suit. If you don’t know who they arc—well, abuse lav ished on a eon<*< tiled enemy Is like char ity Indiscriminately bestowed. It’s a good thing wnst«*«l.”—New York Com mercial Advertiser. 6HEBAIL. gh. drink th« •««'■ Mlt breath, Shebail. Glory ot day, glory of <Uy, And hope waa a: rung, and lit« m young. **My love will tome era eet of «in; O'er the dark aea furrow »porta the oold «pray.** "The aea la high, Shebail, ShaUaUi Breakers at play, breaker» at play. And lite is long when love is gone." He ne’er will c- me ere act of aun; O'er the dark sea furrow sports the cold spray. "Thy love i» gone, Shebail, Shebail. Everybody knows what It is to have Pead and away. d«ad and away. And lit« is long when love i. gon«," I word on the tip of the tongue and yet But tile waa done ere Mt ot nun; jot be able to speak It. The word Is O'er the dark a. a furrow »port» tlie cold if-ray. —A. Foster in Longman’» Magazine. Lnown perfectly well, ami yet we can not for the lite of us give it utterance. More often than not it Is a common HE MEANT WELL, word in everyday use. But It will not be spoken when wanted. What is the An Obliglna Man Who Made an Em- Itarraiiluu Mistake. iccret of this "word forgetfulness?” A young editor took an apartment on Doctors call it aphasia. They cannot South Twelfth street. The landlady ixplain It. but say It Is a little hitch in said frankly to him: “I will tell you, the working of the brain or Intellect. sir, that my husband Is a worthless fel I'll«* Chinese, who have done so many low. I have to support him, anti he quaint and clever things, recognized sometimes comes Lome very late, the difficulty thousands of years ago drunk. There Is no other objection to and Invented a very ingenious way of my house." The editor said this was making the best of tilings no matter and thought no more of It They manufactured a number of until a few nights later, when a great words and sentences Hint meant abso uproar In the street awoke him. lie lutely nothing, mere sound without looked out of the window and saw a lense. When a Chinaman In th«* courst* man lying on the doorstep shouting l'ib- of conversation conies to a word that aki things. "The husband,” thought he has on the tip of Ills tongue, but can the editor. “I’ll go down and let him not speak, be just makes use of the meaningless phrases Invented for that In." Ilo ran forth In his pyjamas, grabbed purixis«* until be recalls the word h«* JnckNon and the Tailor's Hill. I ant just coining to the point of this t!.e husband by the neck and. Jerking wants anil goes on with the conversa- A gentleman In Pennsylvania has a i him into the hallway, proceeded to drag tlon. queer dix'ument which came into hl la article when I say that the lack of en bfan up stairs. But the man made The trick, for trick It Is. Is much In family’s possession many years ago couragement from those who should strong objections to this treatment. He us«* In public speaking and certainly Is and shows an Interesting phase of An lx? the ones to aid us with good words, “I was on a farm once,” lie contin an Improvement on th«* " ‘er—er—era.' howled oaths and abuse, kicked, strug drew Jackson’s character as well ns a if nothing else, is responsible for many gled, eveu pulled out a handful of the glimpse of the simple times of Ills pres failures in this world. Polly knows ued, “where they raised leeches. There roughings and throat clearings that so young editor’s hair, but this was In idential term. one little lady who is a clever short was a whole bog filled with the blood plentifully besprinkle our own after vain, for tin? youth Is strong and of a It app«*tit's that n clerk In the state story writer, but she is so afraid of her thirsty little monsters in all stages, jinner orations. The speaker preserves determined mind, and he was bound department contracted a tailor’s bill for fat Iter’s criticisms that she never thinks from the baby leech up to the great his dignity and gives himself time for that he would do bis landlady a good $64.50. nnd the tailor, finding himself grandfather. 1 had always been curi thought. turn. Very often tlie greater the desire to unable to collect the amount, laid the of publishing them. To one or two ous to know how they fed them, and BEWILDERED SHOPPERS. He bad got perhaps three parts of matter before the president In an ap- chosen friends site shows the result of this is the way they did it: When apeak tlie missing word the greater the the way up stairs wltb bls burden her dreamy, fanciful stories ami putting difficulty or sheer Impossibility. Th«* p«*aling letter. JniiHiiene l*ea.m«it« Who Are Kepi when two heads were poked In the dim Jackson promptly decided that this them on paper, ami then they are con feeding time came they drove in a lot man In the Arabian story could not re Track ot by Label«. of worn-out old cows and horses whose light over tin* balustrade, aud the land member th«* words "Open sesame, ” al signed to the flames for fear one might was a matter to which lie must attend When the .Japanese peasants get lady's voice said, “Why, Mr. Blank, personally, so he transmitted the tai chance to fall into her father's hands. days of usefulness had passed. In an though I k * was In danger of Ills life. themselves up for a pilgrimage to a what nre you doing?” lor’s letter to tin1 secretary of state, The first story she ever wrote she handed instant there was a commotion in the Titer«* are many cases on reeprd of sol city for the purpose of laying In a stock The editor panted as he took a fresh with this strong recommendation: of finery, they present the quaintest ap hold and nt the same time ducked a to her father to read, ami she had rea lioggy waters and the slimy things in dlers. even officers, forgetting the pn« Ckr <t> Meat« In I-ondon. Referred tu the secretary of state. If on inquiry son never to forget that day. Her all sizt*s were soon clinging to the p<xir word nnd being shot down by th -it pearance Imaginable. The women gen sharp uppercut: “I’m bringing your own sentries At th«* critical moment the fact stated be true, unless the clerk pays up “Speaking of cheap restaurants,” said erally tuck up their petticoats well father, who is a matter-of-fact every I>easis and draining their life blood. By the nil important word Hint they his debt kt him be forthwith discharged. a gentleman who has just returned above their knees, either leaving the husbaud up, ma'am. He’s drunk again. The government would become a party to such day business man, who glories in facts the time they were satisfied the poor I’m sorry to say.” thought they knew ns well ns tlielr own swindling provided it permitted its officers to be animals were almost too weak to walk. names escapes them. They struggle to from a visit to London to a Washing legs bare or else swathing them in From the other head on the landing come indebted for necessaries and not see that and figures and not in literary lore, ton Star writer, "reminds me of a din white bandages which form a kind of they paid their debts out of their salaries. having no taste for books, magazines If they survived they would lx* given a recall It. but the very effort makes It ing saloon in the Whitechapel district leggings. Their hair Is done In the usu these words then Issued In a deep bass Honest men will pay their debts. Dishonest voice: “What do you mean, young fel chance to recuperate and go through more difficult, and they pay with their of London where a relishing and fairly men must not be employed by the government. I or papers beyond carefully reading the al elaborate Japanese style, and gener A J. substantial meal may be had for a ally an artificial flower Is stuck In at ler, by ‘drunk again?’ I’m this lady’s market report and hastily scanning the ordeal again later on. Meanwhile lives. A man may sometimes be tor’ured halfpenny, or 1 cent in our money. the top. Il does look comic to see the busband. That man doesn't belong This case is referred to Amos Kendall, Esq., the headlines of the paper, read the fresh relays of the wornout animals and on $10 per month being secured to C. E. and yet be unable to speak the word lie Tills cheap repast Is not served up in wizened face of an old woman with a here.” would be driven into the bogs from little story through, pronounced it Kloff, Mr. Gooch to be continued in lus office. Instnntly realizing his mistake, the most desires to utter. Spies bnve been the shape of a cut from a Joint and two large red nose hobnobbing over It. And A. 4. trash, and advised her to make better day to day." captured nnd have gone to their death vegetables. It is a big brown pie, very this floral decoration Is uot confined to editor dumped ills charge out Into the use of her time, washing dishes, attend In silence not b«*cntise they bnve not Juicy nnd very hot. The absence of tin* women. When you meet a party of street again. Then he returned and An A«ecd<ite of Genernl Jnckaon. BRIEF REVIEW, been enger to betmy their co mtn des. beefsteak Is evident when you cut the pilgrims, you often see the old men also apologized lamely to the rightful hus Gcnerul Jackson, while on one of his ing to the house and doing the mend but because under the stress nml ex pie, but you find inside a liberal sprin with a flower stuck coquettlshly above band for his strange words.—Philadel Journeys to Tennessee about tlie time ing. He ridiculed every line, and ended To Catch Fish by Blinding Them. phia Record. citement of th«* situation they have to kling of sheep's liver, onions and tur the <*a r. of the nulliflcation excitement, arrived by saying he had always given her at a Virginian village In a very impa credit for having a fair share of g«xxi W. B. Mead, the New York million tally forgotten the Information they nips ami a plentiful supply of gravy. At Nagano It appears that many of How “The Autocrat" Topped. tient state of mind, both with public af sense and was sorry to learn he was so aire, proposes to catch fish by tempora would convey. A celebrated ease of this For n halfp«.... .. extra two slices of the poor old dears from the country get It was on the Common that we were fairs and with th«* state of the roads. sadly mistaken. He never wanted to rily blinding them. He lias titled out klml was made the subject of n play bread and a cup of ten nre supplied. so bewildered by the magnificence of The president was entertained as a hear of her spending her time so fool four boats, each seventy-five feet in produced in London some years ngo. Between the hours of 12 and 2 the poor the places they go to and the distrac walking. The mall, or boulevard, of ■ailed "A Question of Memory.” guest nt the bouse of a lady In the vil and hungry from all parts of th«* east tions of shopping that they quite lose our Common, you know, has various lage, and, although he tried to be ishly again. The girl took the manu length, and will send them to the Pa No doubt «'very reader will be able to end of the city flock to the dining room. their heads and consequently their branches leading from It In different polite, the stnfe of vexation which he script ami crept away crestfallen, un cific Slope. In tills connection he lias recall Instances In which It«* has suf- Most of the patrons are shoeblacks, way So the ever thoughtful Japanese directions. One of these runs down from opposite Joy street southward happy and all the life and spirit crushed consulted leading Yale zoological pro feted from tills "word forgetfulness.” penny toy nun, costermongers nnd now was in affected him visibly. police have Insisted that every party of Ills hostess, nt the supper table, wax out of her. Months went by before fessors and other leading scientistsand Dm* can often remember the initial let- nnd then young clerks whose salaries pilgrims Is to have a distinguishing across the whole length of the Com- much alarmed to see the general swal she picked up her pencil again, then had them confirm his theory that the t**r of the word, but not th«* word Itself. will not permit them to indulge in a badge At Nagano It was the common mou to Boylston street. \Ve called it the long path and were fond of it. lowing with great rapidity a cup of al the old desire to put her fanciful and Yale submarine electric light Hashed It Is still on the tip of th«* tongue, even more costly dinner.” est thing possible to see some auclent I felt very weak Indeed, though of a most boiling hot tea. really meritorious httle stories on paper in the eyes of a fish will blind them, after on<* Ims given up the struggle to dame rushing about walling. “Where Is tolerably robust habit, as we came op- “Walt—wait, general!” exclaimed the that would insist on coming into her cause them to come to the surface and recollect It. Mine Tnllorn Vink«? n Mnn. my party? Where Is th«* purple Iris Actors sometimes forget a word or lady; "let me give you some cokl wa- mind and remain with her until she then land them in the nets which will “Nine tailors make a man” grew out party?” or “Where Is the yellow towel posit«* tin* head of this path on that two in their parts that no effort of their ter.” of the old custom of bell ringing. The round the neck patty?“ And then she morning. 1 think I tried to speak “No, thank you, ma’am,” said the had given vent toller feelings, was irre be hanging from the boat’s side. Yale own can give back to them at the mo ringing of bells wits formerly practiced would be told that "yellow towel round twice without tnnklng myself distinct sistible. She wanted to see how they scientists have told him that deep sea ment. But the wings reached and the general, continuing to drink. from a belief in their efficacy to drive tlx* neck party” was on Its way to tin* ly audible. At last I got out the question. "Will “But I don't see how you can drink would read in black and white. Then fishing will lie revolutionized by the strain removed they are again Imme away evil spirits. The "tailors" In the station or that the "purple Irises” wore that boiling hot tea without scalding she would allow one or two friends, new method. Each boat is to have a diately word perfect and at a loss to above phrase Is a corruption of the still saving their prayers In the temple you take the long path with me?” "Certainly.” said the schoolmistress; yourself.” who appreciated her feelings, to read separate electric plant of its own. The explain their forgetfulness. A whole word "tellers," or strokes tolled at tlie - Kansas City Star "with much pleasure.” "Think,” 1 "No wonder you can’t, ma’am.” said the result of her dreaming and then dynamo, directly connected with a new pnrt Is sometimes forgotten. This usu end of a knell, in some places the de said, "before you answer. If you take Jackson. "I am scalding myself.” burn the manuscript, watching it crum typeof petroleum engine, is to be placed ally happens after a very long run. parture of an adult was announced by Even lint« llnve Their line«. th«* long path with nte now. I shall In “But. sir, why do you”— Life's monotonies are a blessing, and terpret It ti nt we nre to part no more." ble into pearly ashes with a feeling of with its switches near the engine, per During the run of “The Second Mrs. trim* strokes In succession. Six were "Good gracious, ma’am!” exclaimed bitterness that was not at all compli mitting the engineer to attend to all Tanqtteray” Mrs. Patrick Campbell one rung for a woman ami three for a child. not In disguise, for they contribute di The schoolmistress stepped back, with night found herself on the stnge as In the general, “don't you see that I want mentary to the father who had so mer conveniently. Wires are to be run nocent of nny knowledge of her part as Hence It cam«* to be said by those lis rectly to longevity, health and happi a sadden movement, as If an arrow to scald myself?” ’ tening for tin* announcement. "Nine ness The long lived man Is not th«* The lady refrained from making nny cilessly criticised her work aud so cru from this point to different parts of the any member ot tlie audience. She mado tellers make n man.” As this custom adventurer, the explorer, the plunger, had struck her. One of the grauite blocks used as further suggestions as to her distin elly wounded her feelings when she Ixiat to supply current for a new porta desperate efforts to "find herself,” but became less general and the allusion tlx* mnn who has worries, but he who had gone to him with her first little ble naval searchlight projector, to be It was no good. That performance she less generally understood there was an takes the world ns In* finds It nnd slips seats was hard by —the one you may guished guest's comfort. story. Crude it might have been, but used in finding buoys, etc., for general had to read the part through from be easy transition from the word "tellers” along through lift* with as little friction still see close by the gingko tree. “Pray, sit down." I said. “No, no,” she What We Mowt Remember. to the more familiar one "tailors.” heshould have remembered that “prac illumination and for four huge Yalesub- ginning to end. as possible, forms easy going habits, answered softly. "I will walk the long Names of people are the words that Memory Is for the most part “a trivial tice makes perfect.” Polly is sure that marine arc lamps of several thousand That Inevitable joker, Curran, took sticks to them nnd cares not one straw fond record” of the affairs of everyday if she could get over her timidity and candle power each, which are to do th slip our memories most frequently. We advantage of tills popular saying to for the opinions of men who say that path with you.” The old gentleman who sits opposite see a face we know, and yet we cannot poke fun In a good natured way at Ills In* Is In a rut. He Is healthy because life, nnd our intense desire not to lose fear of her father’s unjust judgment actual fishing. fit a name to IL We are shaken by the hosts on the occasion of Ills being en he has pear«* of mind nnd regularity of met us walking arm In arm about the the remembrance of these unimportant haud or slapped on the back, and all tertained at dinner by 13 of tlie Guild life; lie is happy because be Is healthy iniddk* of the long path and said very everyday matters is one of the greatest that she would ere long be heard of in Shallow Lakes for Fish. the while wc nre hard at work trying of Tailors. Curran on leaving rose and and In a good, smooth, comfortable rut. charmingly. "Good morning, my dears.” testimonies to the predominance of literary circles and would score a suc happiness over unhappiness in the cess that would make her father's in Professor Marsh of Wisconsin, speak to think of the name of the person who said. “Gentlemen. 1 wish you botlj which he prefers to the macadnm on —Oliver Wendell Holmes. world. Do we not feel sorry from our come from commercial pursuits very ing recently of the pecuharittes of Lake Is doing It. Kings are crcxllted wltb good evening." the sid«*s of the road Goldsmith's pas Turning the Table«. henrts for any one wlm has lost such slim in comparison with the results of Winnebago, said that it is remarkable royal memories, and It Is rare to find a tor. who had spiritual charge of the de "Turning tin* tallies," In the sense of Self l*<>NHv«Med. an Infinitely precious possession wllli- her literary achievements. .She is afraid for its shallowness. Although it is sovereign who has not a w’onderful serted village, who ne’er bad changed bringing a countercharge against an It was lafe and getting later. memory for faces. But be usually has out even wondering whether or no to risk it, however, and will, if some not wished to change Ills place. Is an accuser, lias a classic origin. In the alxiut twenty-eight miles in length and However, that «lid not stop the sound some one at his elbow who cbd Jog bls there was anything in tlieir past lives thing does not happen to give her more excellent example of the man who (lays of Augustus Imperator a regular ten or twelve miles in width, it has a of muffle«! voices in th«* parlor. memory for names. worth recollecting? After all. how few makes the most possible out of the mo Meantime the gas meter worked notonles of life.-St Louis Globe-Dem craze seized tlie men of Rome* to com- It Is not always safe to fish for a are the hours which any of us would confidence in her own ability, go on depth of only twenty-five feet. This is pet«* witli otic another for tbi* posses blot out of our lives! Those perhnps writing out her flights of fancy and due to the fact that a lake’s outlet is name wanted. When Ellen Terry and steadily. octal. sion of the costliest sp«*cimens of a cer The pater endured It as long as he during which we have witnessed or then watch them go up in smoke. She constantly deejiening, and that its in Henry Irving were In America one Lemon Juice. tain description of table made for Hie suffered ncute physical or mental pain, is unhappy and her father knows it, let is gradually filling its bottom with year, they met a gentleman who, they could and then resolve«l on heroic mean A little lemon juice In the water In most pail of Maurltana wood Inlaid the moment when we engendered the but if he has ever had any regret for a sandy or earthy deposit. But Win knew, bad reason to expect that they ures. “Phyllis.” he called from the bend of which fish Is boiled will make it desira witli Ivory—“tnensarum Insanla,” or ta worm of remorse which dleth not or his heartless way in repaying iter con could remember bls name, But this nebago’s shallowness makes It remark they failed to do. So Miss Terry ap- the stairs, “has the morning paper bly solid, tlie too frequent lack of a ble mania, as Pliny called It. They were those few minutes of humiliation fidence in him lie has failed to show it. ably rich in fish; indeed, it is one of proached hint an«l said: “Sir Henry and com«* yet?” boded fish. Sweetbreads left for an sold nt most extravagant prices. When which, whether we trace them to fault the most productive known. Shallow I cannot agr«*e as to the exact spelling "No. sir," replied th«* funny man on hour before cooking In a bath of rather tin* men accused tlie ladies of sumptu or fnte, remain In our minds to "vex Polly believes heart and soul in sp«*ak- lakes always have more fish than d«?ep of your name. Will you please put us The Daily Bugle. “We are bolding th«* Strong dilution of lemon Juice are made ary extravagance, the latter naturally us like a thing that Is raw.” But how white nml firm. A few drops of lemon retorted by reference to tlie money small Is the part we would have taken ing all the g«xxi words when your ones, chiefly, perhaps, because there is right?” “Certainly,” was the reply. “It form for an Important decision.” And the pnter went back to bed. won juice are de< iared to add a delicious squandered by their lords on these ta away compared to the part we would friends and loved ones are here to aj>- more vegetation on the hot fem of a Is J o-n-e-s!” preciate them, and not wait until they shallow one. Vegetation does not flour Aphasia is divided by those who have dering If they would keep bouse or live flavor to scrambled eggs. But a quite bles and so "turned the tables on them" retain ¡—London Spect ator. new use Is In the preparation of rolled by «browing them metaphorically In studied the subject Into “word blind with him.—Colorado Springs Gazette. are hid under a coffin lid or lying with1 ish in deep water. beef. This requires a rib roast, with their t«*etb. All on n Year. ness” and "word d<*afness.” A man folded hands lx?fore you, deaf to all the An Obierver. tlie bones cut out. The Juice of a lem A clergyman by the name of Mnthson terms of endearment and praise that who Is “word blind” may be able to Siberia’s Wonderful Growth. A correspondent writes: "I was visit on is squeezed over tlie meat, ami the Frlcra. was minister of Patterdale, In West would have made the pathway so bright pronounce the name of letters, but can Frlgga. fro« whom Friday Is deriv Hilx*ria is growing with wonderful not understand the meanings of the ing a friend sol»«* time ago and natu skin of II rolled up In It. The result is moreland, England, 60 years nnd died rally in due time wished to take a bath. a tender. Juicy, aromatic meat, very ed. was cither a god or a goddess, ac at the nge of 90 During the early pnrt for them on this earth. No one knows rapidity. The Russian Government is words they form. A man who Is "w of bls life bls benefice brought him only of the heartaches and positive hunger very kind to its emigrants. This sum deaf' can understand ordinary soum. So. having let a goodly supply of water grateful to the palate. The Brazilian cording to time and country. As a man £12 a year. It was afterward Increased for words of encouragement that some mer I met a train in Hilxjria. It was nnd music, but cannot understand spo Into the tub. In 1 stepped. with much beef Is h!"h’y esteemed for Its flavor, he was a great hunter nnd warrior, al to £18. which It never exceeded. On people bear in secret from day to day. taking fourth-class passengers a dis ken words. His speech Is often mere pleasure at tin* prospect of a delightful mid this Is because the cuttle pasture ways represented with a drawn sword scrub, when n most matter of fact where lemons are plentiful an! eat In one hand and a bow In the other, tn this Income he married, brought up It does not cost the parents anything tance of 24(10 miles foJ $2.25, giving to senseless Jargon. voice said. ’Going to take a bath?’ My the fallen fruit, which flavors their the Scandinavian countries Frlgga was four children and lived comfortably to praise the children when the occa But the passing forgetfulness of n called the “Venus of the North." and wltb his neighbors, educated a son nt sion demands it. It d«x*s not hurt the each person a sleeping berth, and feed word has little to do with these more heart stood still wltb terror, and. vain flesh.— Wlmt to Eat. the sixth day of the week was conse the university nnd left behind Ihm husband to show his appreciation of his ing some of the jxxirerones at the many serious forms of the complaint, We ly endeavoring to stretch nty wash rag Wet WedtllnK Ila,-« Preferred. crated to her worship. feeding stations along the Siberian swallow words tinder the Influence of to the dimensions of a sheet. I glared upward of a thousand pounds. The adage “ Happy Is the bride that With that singular simplicity nnd In wife’s efforts, or vice versa. It does not Railroad. Over 600,000 emigrants have excitement or more often of fatigue wildly around nnd saw a parrot placid the sun shines on" is one that Is un Carried Weight. attention to forms which characterize hurt the employers either to show that crossed the Urals into Silxria in live People getting better from n serious III ly blinking nt me from Ills cage In the known In many lands. A Breton bride “What do you mean by saying the a country life, he himself read the they appreciate the efforts of their em years. Siberia to-day l«x>ks just alxiut ness are torment«*d by the loss of com window.”—New York Tribune. takes it unhappily when the day of her burial service over bls mother, he mar ployes in their liehalf. To lx? sure, they as Dakota did twenty-live years ago. mon words. This Is particularly the The Fisherman*« Gamble With Death wedding dawns bright and sunny. Ilain defendant’s words enrried weight with them?” ried bls father to a second wife, and are paid for their services, and if they To give you an idea of the increase in case after Influenza. Oue of ottr lead In bad weather, the fisherman's wife on tier marriage morn is held to sig ”1 mean, your worship, that he swore afterward buried him also. He pub- are conscientious they are going to do Ing statesmen after an attack of this said, when the boats were out. she nify Hint all her ti nrs are shed and that llshed bls own banns,of marrfnge In tht* Ix^st they can by their employer; trallic in Siberia the following figures malady suddenly lost the thread of his could never stay In the house because she will therefore have a hanpy mar- at me nnd then hit me wltb a brick." Exchange. the church with a womnn he had still, it makes the pathway through life given me by Prince Khilkofi'inay be in speech In the midst of a public dis of the clock. As It ticked she heard rled life. formerly christened, and he himself smoother and their duties lighter to teresting: “The West Siberian Road course. It Is said that the Erzn of Slmbrlsk nothing but ‘'Wife, widow; wife, wid It doesn’t take a good resolution long (that is, the section of 2000 miles from married all bls four children. "Word forgetfulness” Is. however, ow," over and over again. And. she call the day before the wedding the to find Its way to the bargain counter.— know that their efforts are appreciated. the Urals to Irkutsk) in 1896 carried mainly the result of careless observa There is not one of us, be it man, wom 160,000 passengers, 169,1X10 emigrants tion or of want of training What wo said, 'tls but the swing of the bob weeping day. nml the bride nnd her girl Chicago News. Crle« or Animal«. which name should l>e the true one.— friends weep as much as possible with The ronr of a lion can be heard far an or child, upon whom the words of and 30,000,000 puds of goods. never knew well we very easily forget “Cynthia In the West.” the idea of getting the mourning of life During the reign of Peter the Great tber than the sound of any other living praise and encouragement, if nieilted, An experienced police detective novel over, so that only what Is joyful may leather money was In circulation In creature. Next comes the cry of a do not act like a g«xxl tonic, stimulating Gibraltar is to strengthened by a forgets a face or name. —Pearson's. A Brenkfn«« Table Dectalon. remain. In some countries this result Is Ruuia. hyena, and then the hoot of the owl. us to renewed effort for lx»tter work, if “I understand that Jenkins took the attained by sousing the bride with wa breakwater on the east, where the l>at- "What are you doing. Freddie?" sal«l After thes«» the panther and the Jackal. A Clam That Pearl Diver« Fear. thirty-third degree." ter. The Greeks think that a thorough The donkey can lx? heard 50 times far it Is ¡xjssible. Then don’t sing them tle-ships can coal under complete shel the painfully smart boy's uncle. All sorts of superstitions prevail “Yes. Ills wife says It uiiist not oc drenching of the bride will bring her over a coffin or the new-made mound, “ Drawin pictures on my slate. ” ter by means of a light railway through ther than the horse and the cat ten among the pearl fishers of Ceylon, aud lasting good fortune. "What Is this supposed to represent?" cur again." - Puck._________ times farther than the dog. Strange as but give them freely while the glow of a rock tunnel. a large business Is done by sorcerers Artistic. “A locomotive.” It may seem, the cry of a hare can lx* health is in their fac«*s and the sparkle who sell charms to restrain the appe London Bridge«. “An artistic girl.” said the painting “But why don’t you draw the cars?” Last year Uncle Sam turned out new heard farther thnn that of either the of appreciation is in their eyes. Then Here Is the history of London's tite of the sharks and to drive away I teacher. "Is ore who will pin blush "Why — er-the locomotive draws the cat or the dog. the words of encouragement will count coin« worth $136,000,000, of which $99,* cars."—Exchange. roses upon a sky blue frock. An In bridges in brief: Westminster bridge the diabolical stingrays. Another peril for something in place of lx*ing a hol I 000,000 were gold. artistic girl fr one who will wear blue was begun In 17!I8 nnd finished In 17444. which the diver dreads more tlinn ei A strange sight was witnessed st low mockery. Only one city In Sweden would be ribbon with a pink frock. Some eyes Blnckfrlnrs bridge In 1760 and finished ther stingray or shark Is the giant Bologna recently. A bellringer nt a I.earn to keep your ears open and classed with our larger cities—Stock clam, that weighs n«*arly half a ton might not sc«* nny difference between In 1770. W«>teij«x> bridge I d 1811 and cburch was struck by a great bell and "My, what ugly, slimy things they your month closed. holm. which Is somewhat »mailer tlinn the two combinations, but there's all opened on lune 18. 1817: Southwark when full grown It will snap off a thrown violently through the window Pittsburg. Gothenberg Is about ns the difference In the world. One girl Iron bridge In 1814 nnd finished In man’s legs like a pipestem If the victim of the tower on to the roof some 50 ar«*,’’ said Polly, peering curiously intoa large ns Columbus, O„ hot the other has no warrant for what sh«* does. The 1819 nml the present London bridge chances to thrust a limb between Its The contented man is never jioor, the bottle where some ieetches were squirm feet below, lie escaped with nothing open Jaws, or at all events will hold cities are little more than town« other has all nature for her authority.” In 1821. being oix-ned on Aug. 1, 1831. ing alsmt. "The «lay has gone by with discontented never rich. more than a shock. him until be drowns miserably.