Bandon recorder. (Bandon, Or.) 188?-1910, August 22, 1901, Image 2

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    BANDON RECORDER.
I don't mean to be unkind, it's just
niy way.” Good advice, and it comes
from the heart. Don’t you think so?
Vaine of the Footbath,
I
FOR THE HOUSEWIFE FOR THE CHILDREN Ite SPORTING WORLD THE PIRATE SHIP
t Supplementary I'autry,
The first thing is to take stock of
your domestic dominion Intelligently.
Consider well Its possibilities, then set
aliuut realizing them. With a hall or
porch bandy try to put the lee box
there. Give It the best light possible
and as much fresh air. Close beside It
tlx your fresh air closet, which, save in
the most torrid weather, keeps cooked
food better than the Ice lx>x itself. It
demands only to be put out of doors
away from the sun's direct rays. Hence
It is as much a I xxju to the tint dweller
with a shady tire escape or north look­
ing window as to the people who have
houses all to themselves..
Anybody who can drive a nail cau
make one at n cost not to exceed a dol­
lar. It Is only a frame box with door
and sides of wire gauze and shelves
across the Inside. It is best made fast
to the wall at such a height as to be
safe from prowling cats and should
have further a trusty lock. Put away
food In It In clean earthen dishes, nev-
er In nny sort of metal, not even hi sll-
ver. Slip each dish into a separate
cheesecloth bug anil twist the bag end
tight. If ant, black or red, discover the
closet, paint the wood box all outside
with camphor once a fortnight. Twice
a year take down the whole contriv­
ance ami scald It outside and In with
lioillng soda water.
All manner of food keeps beautifully
in It from one meal to the next. Fur­
ther, things may he put In It while still
warm. If they have to go Into a tight,
unventilated place, as a refrigerator,
they must needs be stone cold, or they
will get soggy and smelly.
Dentil of the Dauphin.
A Pltchln« Wonder.
Probably the most prominent figure
In the ranks of the National league ball
players just at present Is Christopher
Mathewson, the new pitcher of George
Davis’ Glauts. Mathewson Is playing
his first League games with the New
York tossers, and thus far his showing
has been nothing short of phenomenal.
He won his first eight games In Im­
pressive fashion. During tills series of
victories the youngster, for he Is but 22
years old, shut out such strong batting
’« Superbas,
aggregations as Ed Haillon
Hanlon's
The little dauphin Is 111; the little
dauphin will die. In all the churches
of th<- kingdom the holy sacrament is
laid ready night aud day, und tapers
I'll tell you what it is, boys and girls,
are burning for the recovery of the roy­
that makes the success in life—it’s
al child. The streets of the old town
sand and it must be the right kind of
are sad and silent, the bells ring no
sand, too. Sand that is made up of en­
more, the carriages are driven very
ergy and determination to succeed in
slowly.
The entire castle Is In a state
doing whatever you start out to accom­
of anxiety. The chamberlains and ma­
plish in the face of all obstacles. This
jor domos go up and down the stair­
sand will help you to tide over many a
case and run through the marble hulls.
rough place smoothly, and again if you
The galleries are filled with pages ami
have found a place in life when the
courtiers In silk clothing who go from
wheels of perseverance have slipped so
group to group collecting later news In
many times from pure disappointment
a low voice. Ou the large porches can
that tiiey just simply move round and
be seen the ladles of honor bathed in
round in an .aimless sort of fashion
tears, bowing their beads and wiping
without making any headway, throw
their eyes with pretty embroidered
out a little more sand, put on a little
handkerchiefs. And the king, where is
more steam, and you will be of!' like a
his majesty the king? The king has
locomotive on a well-sanded road and
shut himself up In a room In the remote
heading straight for the goal of success.
part of the castle. Their majesties do
not like to be seen weeping. But the
Really, come to think alxiut it, it is the
queen that is different. Seated by the
grown up folks who need this sand
little prince's pillow, her beautiful face
more than the boys and girls. Youth,
bathed In tears, she sobs bitterly before
although it slides from the top of a hill
BRIEF REVIEW.
every one, Just as a peasant mother
to the bottom, will climb, panting and
would.
Our
Vast
Mineral
Resources.
blowing, to the top of it, just for the
In his lace crib Is the little dauphin,
fun of sliding down again. They can
A chart published by the Geological
whiter than the cushions on which he
more readily lx-ar the disappointments, Survey gives a nummary of the mineral
reposes. They think he is sleeping, but
no, the little Jauphin .does not sleep
for they are only just Iteginning the products of the United States for the
He turns toward Ids mother, and. see
ascent of tiie hill of life; but those who past ten years. The aggregate values
Ing that she weeps, lie says to her
have
reached
the
top
and
are
going
have
increased
by
more
than
one-half
Wit nnd Whilom of C hildren.
“Madame, my queen, why do you
in
that
period
and
the
figures
for
1899
One very cold day Tom, In bls first down Hie qther side slowly but surely
weep? Do you think truly that I- nin
trousers, was walking out with bls and reaching out to grasp the prize are greater than in any previous year,
going to die?” The queen wishes to
tiny overcoat turned back to Its ut­ of success, when tiie wheels move round footing up the enormous total of $976,-
reply, but sobs prevent her speaking.
most limit. “Tom,” said Ills father and round aimlessly, making no head­ 000,000. The value of the metallic prod­
"Pray <lo not cry. madame, ray queen.
"button your coat.” The boy demur way, they are tiie ones who want more ucts of the year is given at $527,218,084
You forget that I am the dauphin, and
red. "Look at mine," added Ills father sand on the track of life that will ena­ and of the noil-metallic at $447,790,862.
dauphins cannot die thus.” The queen
“Yes,” said Tom ruefully, "but every
Vapor mid Shower Bath*.
sobs more bitterly still, and the little
ble them to grasp the situation. Put The latter class, includes, of course, the
body knows that you wear trousers."
Tiie merits of both the shower and dauphin begins to be frightened.
Mamma Why, .Susie, you've offered 1 on more sand, throw oft' the breaks of coals—$168,000,000 in bituminous and
“Hola!” he says. “I do not wish to
your butterscotch to everybody but lit despair and hopelessness and you will $88,000,000 in Pennsylvania anthracite vapor baths are well understood, and have Death come and take me, and I
CHRIS MATHEWSON.
yet
comparatively
few
bathrooms
are
tie brother. Why didn't you hand It to be very apt to glide into the station of —$64,i>00,000 in petroleum, $20,000,000
shall know how to prevent his coming
him? Susie (with innocent candori- success. Y’ou may be sidetrack«! on worth of natural gas and large value in fitted with these appliances for the here. Bring forth 40 lancers, our Bill Joyce’s Chicago Orphans, big Dele­
Because, mamma, little brother alway s the road sometimes, but you will event­ stone, brick day and cement, with va­ bather’s comfort. Herman C. Larzelere strongest, to mount guard around our hanty’s slugging Phillies and the Cin­
of Buffalo has Just designed a tub at­
cinnati Beds.
takes it.
ually accomplish your purpose.
rious other minerals. Of the metals tachment by means of which Ixitli bed; 100 cannon, night and day; torches
Mathewson Is a student at Bucknell
A Sunday school superintendent who
our pig iron is worth almost as much as these bntlis enn be administered with lighted beneath our windows.” The university, Lewisburg, Pa. He pitched
happened to be a dry goixls merchant
When I am writing or doing any- all the others together, the value of tin? the aid of the ordinary tub, the Improv­ queen gives a sign to please the royal for the west New York team last year
and who was teaching a class of very
child. Forthwith one can bear heavy
little tots, asked when he hnd finished I hiug else that requires particular at­ product in 1899 lining given at $245,- ed arrangement being illustrated in the cannon being rolled across the court­ under an assumed name. He did not
accompanying
cut.
One
of
the
chief
evidence any particularly sensational
000,000.
C'opjier
conies
next,
witli
$104,-
explaining the lesson, “Now. has any tention, I dislike to have my train of
yard, and 40 soldiers, halberds In hand,
one n question to ask?" A very small thoughts flagged, don’t you? And yet 000,000, and the $71,000,000 in gold merits of the Invention Is that It can be come and range themselves about the ability at that time. New York got
“ropes” on him early in the spring,
girl raised her hand. "What Is It, Mar­ it depends a good deal on the one who is third. The market value of the sil-
room. They are veterans, with gray however, with a bunch of other “young
tha?” asked the suiiei'lntendent. “Why. flags the train of thought whether the ver produced in 1899 was about $33,-
mustaches. The little dauphin clasps bloods” anxious to shine in nationnl
Mr. Brooks, how much are those little
000,000 and the lead and zinc together
Ills hand feeblj’ as he sees them, and, skies.
annoyance
lasts
only
for
the
moment.
red parasols In your window?" said I
were worth about as much. Quicksil­
recognizing one. he calls him by name.
1
have
been
llagged
and
told
to
stop
at
It did not take Davis loug to discover
Martha.
“Lorrain, Lorrain!" The old soldier that In the stalwart Pennsylvanian he
Mary was a very conscientious child a station called "Indefinite Length of ver, aluminum, antimony, nickel and
takes a step toward the bed. “I love had brought to light the "find” of the
One day she was allowed to go and Time” by a wee, hazel-eyed golden­ platinum are tiie other metals that fig­
you well, my good Lorrain. Let me season.
Hpeixl the day with some little cousins haired sprite, who wanted me to take ure in the table.
see your big sword. If Death comes to
Mathewson’s delivery Is of an A1
about her own age. After taking off her on my lap and give her a long,
take uie. we must kill him, must we order. He puts terrific speed Into the
her wraps she went to her aunt and long ride. I have taken her to "Ban­
National Gallery for Washington.
not?" Lorrain replies, “Yes, monsel- leather, and his curves are varied in
said very soberly, “Now, Aunt Cassie, bury Cross to see an old woman ride on
There is talk among artiste and per­
gneur,” as the big tears roll down his the extreme. Mathewson’s chief pow­
If Hallie and Lizzie nre bad today please
bronzed cheeks.
sons interested in art of the establish­
er is In his "mixing.” He can send in
don't hesitate to punish them because I a brown horse,” also to see “Little Boy
At tills moment the chaplain ap­ more different kinds of shoots without
ment
in
Washington
of
an
American
Blue,
”
and
I
get
that
far
and
she
fin
­
am here." - Current Literature.
proaches the little dauphin and talks to sacrificing control than any other twlrl-
ishes it, “come blow your horn, the national gallery, which shall do for this
him for some time In a low tone, show­ er In the business today. He has even
sheep’s in the meadow, the cow’s in country what the National Gallery
A I.nrue Order.
ing him a crucifix. The little dauphin been stated to be superior to Amos Bu-
The man from the country took bis the corn.” “More,” she says, and off does in London and the Louvre in
listens with an astonished air, then sie and Kid Nichols when they were
green necktie and Ills best girl Into the we go to see “Little Bopeep who lost Paris. In spite of the fact that the
suddenly Interrupting. "1 understand In their prime.
restaurant, mid, like some other men, her sheep and couldn’t tell where to American capital is not the American
very well what you say, M. l'Abbe, but
be was disposed to be facetious at the find them," etc., and she wants to metropolis, Washington seems to be the
Banaslar's Last Race.
after all could not my little friend Ilep
waiter's expense.
Clarence II. Mackay’s celebrated race
po die In my place if we were to give
“Walter,” he said, "I want you to know who gave Bopeep all her sheep, inevitable home of such a gallery when
horse Bnnastar will probably never
him a great ileal of money?”
and answering her own question, says it comes, and it is surely coming. The
bring me n boiled elephant.”
The chaplain continues talking In a compete again. It has been discovered
present
movement
is
credited
by
the
she
guesses
“
it
was
Dod.
”
"More,"
“Yessir.” replied the waiter, perfect­
low voice, and the little dauphin looks that he has broken down and conse­
she says sleepily, “ride faster.” So we newpapers with the support of many
ly unmoved.
more and more astonished. Then he quently has been withdrawn from all
“And, waiter, bring it on toast.”
climb tiie hill with “Jack and Jill,” of the ablest American painters and
adds, turning to his mother: “Have my his engagements. In the last Brooklyn
COMBINATION
BATH
APPARATUS,
“Yessir.”
and she is elated because “Jack fell sculptors. A committee which has it
finest garments brought, my ermine Handicap Banastar was cut between
Then be stood there like a statue for down and broke his crown and Jill in charge includes in its membership attached to the tub without the aid of cloak
and velvet slippers. I wish to the fetlock and the top of the heel of
a minute.
wmee tumbling after,*’ und sayw “it Hargent, Whistler, La Fargo, Dielman, screws or clamps, the base portion rest­ array myself for the angels and enter his near bind foot, and when the
"Well.” said the man, "are you not
ing on the edges of the tub and sup­
most killed 'em.” Weareon the home­ Alexander, Macmonniee and many porting the upright shower apparatus paradise dressed as a dauphin.”—“Let­ wound was examined ft was decided
going to bring It?”
by both Mr. Mackay and Trainer Hill
stretch now. We have got as far as others. That there is a great future for by its own weight, thus enabling the ters From M.v Windmill.”
“Yessir."
that It would be useless to keep the
*kBy baby bunting, fathers’ gone a art in America no one can doubt, but bather to remove it easily when only a
“Why don't you, then?”
horse In further training.
How to Care For Pusay.
“Order is, sir, that we get pay lu ad­ hunting to get a little rabbit skin to due appreciation is still lacking in this tub bath Is desired. The vertical stand­
Banastar is the G-year-old chestnut
Boys and girls who have pets are
vance fur elephants, sir. Elephant on wrap his baby bunting in.” “Like country for the work of our own men, ard is utilized as a support for the
toast, sir. Is £1,500 0s. 2d. If you take that,” she lisps. The sand man is al­ anil the highest success in art does not drapery and passage for the water very often at a loss how to take care of horse by Farandole—Blessing. He was
it without tons), sir, it Is only £1,500, most here, the ride is not so lively as it yet bring in this country rewards in from the faucets. The ring Is secured them. Pussy Is a fastidious creature, taken by his western owners to Sarato­
and to afford her the change of diet ga In 1898. where the late William H.
sir.”
was in the beginning. “Roek-a-by- reputation or in money comparable to to the tube by a clamp, which allows it which her taste calls for is sometimes Clark purchased him. He was beaten
The waiter did not smile, but the girl
be
raised
or
lowered
to
the
desired
to
did, and the man climbed down.—Lon­ buby on the tree-top, when the wind those attainable in Europe. New York height, and when a vapor bath Is to be a tax on the ingenuity. Here is a dish In the Metropolitan Handicap In 1899,
blows the cradle will rock; when the still runs after foreign painters, some­ taken a towel thrown over Wie ring will that she will like: Boll a sheep's head but later won the Toboggan Handlcnp.
don Tlt-BIts.
Ixiugh bends the cradle will fall, down what to the neglect of men as gixxi and close the curtain sufficiently for the till nil the meat falls away from the Then he became noted by reason of his
bone and then mix It with some of its victory In the Brooklyn Handicap of
A Savina Quality«
comes rock-a-by baby and all.” “Good,” in many cases better at home.
purpose.
own gravy. It makes a delicious dish that year. A month later Banastar
Gilbert White, the naturalist, was she whispers. The ride is almost over.
Novelties In Brlae-blne Curtains.
for pussy and not an expensive one. It was made a favorite for the Suburban.
once a university proctor, and of bls “Mo----- .” “Sleep, baby, sleep. Thy
Thomas Jefferson as an Inventor.
Is
surprising what a quantity of meat After a long wait at the post he was
performance of the office this anecdote heavenly Father keep——” No need
The
latest
idea
for
spring
dwarf
According to William E. Curtis of
Is told: “On liis rounds one evening
blinds Is to paint across the fine canvas there Is on a head, aud it Is very nour­ left, ami his jockey. Danny Maher, was
White discovered an undergraduate ly­ to finish it. The sand man has come. the Chicago Record-Herald Thomas etamlne or even silk foundation a few ishing. Babbits' heads may be used In set down for It.
.
was an inventor of considera­ bold sprigs or trails. A good opportuni­ the same way.
ing on the ground, sleeping the sleep of The dainty white curtains with the Jeflerson
Wefern ■■ a Ball Player.
intoxication, with his outer garments silken fringe has fallen over the bright ble genius. He invented a folding ty Is here given to the Ingenuity, sytn
If the cat sleeps in an outside cattery
Bernard Wafers, the St. Louis base­
removed and neatly folded up at lite eyes, the little tender, loving arms are chair, a revolvingchair, a copyingpress bolicnl knowledge and private taste of In the winter, a box is much more easy ball team's acquisition, promises to be
side. The proctor awoke him and sent untwined from my neck, and laying and a hemp break. His most important tiie home worker, who can bring any than any other sort of bed. Turn the a valuable man. even though be may
him to bis college with an order to her down in her little white bed I tuck invention was a plow. Mr. Bacon, his amount of originality to bear on de­ box on Its side and add a piece of wood never get In the game. Manager Don­
appear the next day for Judgment. her in snugly and say, “God bless the i overseer, says: "He was very ingen­ pleting the blossoms of the month, of at the bottom of the opening so that ovan has iuduce<| the great sprinter to
The culprit turned up In n highly con­ little golden head that llagged me Ix.- ious. He invented a plow that was the nation, the favorites of the mis­ pussy Is well protected from all drafts. give the men of the team some pointers
trite frame sf mind. White said to
Fill with straw or hay and If thought
i considered a great improvement on any tress of the house, or again recalling necessary hang a piece of flannel or on running and expects that great im­
him: 'You deserve an exemplary pun­ fore she got to Good-night town.
her guests or her own name, nnd har­
provement will result in their base run­
that hail ever been used. He got a monizing with the decoration of the felt as a curtain over the front
ishment, but I observed one circum­
ning
ability. The Idea of having Wa­
great
many
premiums
and
medals
for
Let me see: where did 1 get off'my
stance which shows you nre not wholly
rooms. In a different style of trimming
fers
coach
the team In running was
degraded. Your clothes were folded train of thought? I remember, now. it. He planned his own carriage, build­ for these blinds de luxe lace squares lu
A “Swap” Party.
suggested by a chance remark he let
up by your side, Indicating habits of It was somewhere near the place where ings, garden and fences and a good old fashioned guipure d'art are Intro­
This is a game which will be found fall while watching Ileldrick run. He
care and neatness which appear In­ you must put more sand on the road many other things. He was nearly al­ duced. a whim which suggests to nee­ amusing for a children’s summer enter­
compatible with habitual degradation. when you are at a standstill and the ways busy upon some plan or model.” dlewomen the advisability of Inserting tainment. Each guest brings with him said that player would be much faster
If he would change Ills style. Manager
I shall therefore say no more.’ ”•
wheels merely turn round and round. Jefferson's plow received a gold medal likewise some of the meshy squares In one or more bundles neatly wrapped Donovan took the cue from that, and
and
tied.
They
may
contain
almost
the linen or satin of cushions, table cov­
Wefers In the future will make sprint­
A Connie of Cord Stories.
An old friend says, “It’s not so much In France in 1790.
ers. curtains, bedspreads, alone or In any small article, such as soap, a book, ers of the Cardinals.
One of the light fingered fraternity sand you want, l’olly, but pure grit.
combination with drawn work medal handkerchief or candy, and should be
Wefers has not bad a chance to show
after winning ten games nt ecarte In Mix them sand and grit, I mean—and
Britons Scooped in Making Carbons.
lions. Stencil staining In Imitation ofi wrapped in such a way as to deceive what he can do In the baseball way
succession tried his fortune against a
Carborundum and artificial graphite cloisonne enamel or cathedral glass Is one regarding the contents. Absurd yet. He will be allowed to get Into
new opponent and continued to win you'll get there every time. I’ve been
He hnd made four points ami. dealing, there,” lie gix's on to say, “and 1 know are products which England ought to another conceit, the boundary ridges or bundles are opened, and the one who thorough form before be Is permitted
what I’m talking about. I’ve lieen manufacture, says a London newspa­ laid work being lu this case replaced has succeeded In securing the best bar­ to play, If lie enn be conched Into ■
turned up a king and won.
gain receives the first prize. The un­ batter, he will surely make good.
“My luck Is something wonderful," (hat low-spirited, discouraged and dis­ per. The works in Niagara and in by an outline of gold or fancy cord.
fortunate who has fared the worst Is
he remarked.
gusted that 1 have actually been stand Vienna for the manufacture of these
compelled to entertain the company
Spain's Champion Bllllardlat.
“Yes." said Ills adversary, “and all ing on the ragged edge of nowhere. If substances have never been able to keep
Moaqalto niddanee.
with a story, game, recitation or In any
Jose
Orltz. who has been hailed as
the more wonderful since I have the you know where that is Polly, it’s pace with the demand, though the
The systematic efforts made last sum­ way that Ids talent lies.
the champion billiard player of Spain,
four kings of the pnek In my pocket.” more titan I do. But that's where I
mer
and
to
be
continued
this
season
In
has arrived In New York and says he Is
and the professor of legerdemain Inhl was—didn’t know which way to move. manufacturer fixes his own price for various communities to banish the mos­
tiie finished material. A correspondent,
Holding on to the Sonp.
anxious to meet some of the leading
them on the table.
quito
carry
a
lesson
of
useful
sugges
­
A lady returning from Europe with American players. Orltz has asked
Henry Lord de Kos was once said to Guess I depended a little t<x> much on traveling in Germany, calls attention to tion to the Individual householder. Ev­
be one of the best whist players In myself. Finally I would remember tiie litige industry involved in the man­ ery village or farm dweller has It In his her little daughter was lying In her Maurice Daly to look after his Inter­
England. Subsequently, however, It that I had forgotten my Pilot, who ufacture of carbons for electrical light­ power to protect his premises. If not en­ berth very seasick during a storm. The ests. Daly recently arranged a match
was discovered that he wns In the hab­ moves the universe. Then the wheels ing, the cathodes and anodes in electro­ tirely. nt least In a large degree, from ship was rocking and plunging ami H*<» between Ora Morningstar, the brilliant
it of aiding his skill by marking with would begin to turn, and then would chemistry and other purpose«. The mosquitoes. He has only to see that cabin trunks were rnsh'ug from side New York expert, and Orltz. The Span­
his nails the high honors of the pack so come the supply of saml and grit that raw material for these are chiefly ex- any stagnant water about the place in tn side. Svib' uiy the ship gave a big­ iard. however, fell an easy victim to
that lie might observe to whom they I needed, ami tiie first thing I knew I ported from Great Britain, which reim­ pools or barrels is first drained off if ger roll, and the mother, fearing her the New Yorker's playing. Orltz now
child would be hurt, said to her as she intends to tour the United States, glv
were dealt. During the scandal which had pulled out of the Gulf of Despair,
ports them in their manufactured form. possible, or If not then covered on the was washing her hands and playing Ing exhibitions.
followed this discovery a would be wit
surface with crude oil. One woman with the water:
who had never been admitted to his and with the star of hop«* fora headlight
ami faitli for a brake to stop before I
Champion Woman Golfer.
“Oh, Mary, do take care and bold on
The emerald mines of Colombia, found that by sprinkling the small
acquaintance drnwied out:
patch of lawn about her suburban cot­
Miss M. A. Graham of the Iloylake
"I would leave my card at tils house, got to any such dangerous plat« again, which are the chief mines of the kind tage occasionally with kerosene a to something!”
“Oh. mother,” replied the child Inno­ club defeated Miss Adair In the final
I was accomplishing all I had set out in the world, have lieen owned by the
but I fear he would mark It.”
marked lessening of the number of the
“That would depend," remarked a t< j do. I've got a little verse 1 ran Government for fully 200 years, and Insects was noticed. Now that scien­ cently» "I'm holdlug on as hard ns ever round of the women's golf champion
ship games recently at Aberdovey.
gentleman present, “on whether he con­ < I note that will express my sentiments concessions to work them have been tists are certain that mosquitoes spread I can to the sonp!"
Wales, by 3 up and 2 to play. She
sidered it a high honor.”—Waverly betterthan I ean do, l’olly, it’s like this: granted from time to time, resulting in malaria and lu the south yellow fever
thus becomes champion, Miss Gra-
Magazine.
It's
a
great
pity
that
some
animals
"It you atrlkc some frigid weather, and AtesovCT large profits to Hie contractors.
everybody should feel a responsibility
can’t talk and a greater pity that some ham’« drlvlt g and putting were ajilen
A Danner.
to your cost.
to heln In their extermination.
did
men can.
“Do you ever look back on your life That you're liable to slip on a heavy coat <>S
Sir Henry Johnston, British Com­
Hi» Inveri« Inty,
frost.
and reflect on the opportunities you
Farmer Honk - Say, Lem!
A Leading Qneatlon.
Iler Version of It.
have missed?” Inquired the melancholy Then some prompt decided actlou will be called, missioner in 1’rganda, has discovered a
Farmer Stackrider—Har?
variety of giraffe having five horns. It
lntodemand,
Hobb-I put $100 In the hnnk for my
A young girl In a class preparing for
man.
Farmer Honk-Is that 'ere soletnu.
"No, sir," answered the hustler. "It And you'll slip way to the bottom If you itaveo t if named hclladotherium, is part ox, ndmlsslon Into the church was asked baby the other day for bls majority.
spectacled young nephew of yourn
any sand."
Nobb
—
That's
good.
How
long
ar«
part
giraffe,
and
was
thought
to
have
by
the
pastor
how
she
ought
to
obey
would be Just my luck to miss some
tiie fifth commandment, to botior ber you going to keep It there?—Harper’« that’s liein called “doctor" aud goes
more while 1 was brooding over what "There's more truth than |x»etry in ts'en extinct for centuries.
around lookln ns wise as a treeful of
father and mother. She answered Bazar.
that, and I feel every word of it. Wish
can’t be helped.”—Washington Star.
owls a dentist, n boss physician, n corn
Our
learning
is
so
long
in
getting
and
them
out
promptly.
“
I
ought
to
take
I could impress it on every lx»y and
curer. a layer on of bands, a presidiu
for
walks
on
Sundays,
and
I
ought
not
so
very
imperfect
that
the
greatest
A
New
England
man
was
given
to
He Wai One nt Them.
girl and every man and woman, and
elder or lust a common doctor that
Manning—A year or two ago I ad­ the track through life could be kept clerk knows not the thousandth part to let them see how much more I know addressing his cattle In rather em­ saws bones and kills folks?— Puck.
than they do." She expressed an opin­ phatic ternia. One day when the cows
vised Pitcher to write a book on the fa­ pretty clear. There isn’t much that’s of what he is ignorant.
ion probably quite current among were more than usually frolicsome be
The highest viaduct in the world has
mous men he bad met.
flowery about me, Polly—just sand.
young |s-ople concerning the prepon­ wns heard to exclaim: "Yes, scatter, just been built across a gorge :n the
Boyd—And did he do It?
Never mind who was your grand­ derance of knowledge In the rising gen­ will ye! Blast ye! If there warn’t Shan hills. In ttpiter Burma. It used up
Manning-He wrote an autoblogra- I’m rough, and say some things that
are pretty hard sometimes, but really father. Who are you?
eration.—<!ougrer*t Iona list.
but one of ye. ye'd scatter!”
obv.— Boston Transcript.
5 (100 tons of steel and cost $700,000.
a cold, which c uinly
To break
fa re of beauty, ns well
disfigura* I
¡june in the removal
ax a valua
of fachil « ptions, the nightly foot-
baili is Inv lable. The largest sweat
body are located In the
glands of l
palili*, ami :s and soles of the feet,
It is of pr nry Importance that the
inultitud Rous outlets should be unclog-
ged. Where facial eruption exists und
the whole attention Is devoted toward
the care of the face, every pore is ac­
tive aud open to afford the escape of
clog¡ Ing Impurities.
This Is all wrong. The feet should
be made the gateway fur the escape of
effete deposits. The temperature of
the footbath should range from 105 to
110 degrees or as hot as can be en­
dured with comfort. Should there ex­
ist chronic profuse and offensive per­
spiration, i. ad<> a lump of washing soda
tu neutrti nlize the acid exudation. The
feet should be rubbed briskly to draw
the blood dowu to the extremities,
Cool the water before withdrawing the
feet, so that they may not become uu
duly tender. Bub loug and thoroughly
with a soft towel.
Good pedal circulation is a foe to
corns und chilblains. Frequent warm
footbaths prevent callouses and make
walking a pleasure. For beauty aud
complexion take extraordinary care of
the feet. Ledger Monthly.
Is there anything more cruel than
slander? If there is Polly would like
to know it. Blander Hies like the
winged arrow tipped with ite deadly
poison. It is fleet as the wind and as
treacherous and wicked as sin. It scat­
ters ite venom as it flies and sows it
broadcast just as the wind does the
down of the thistle. The slanderer is a
coward of the first water. He never
comes out openly and says what he has
to say, but throws out insinuations in
quarters to those who love the tooth­
some morsel and will delight in passing
it with a little addition to the unwhole­
some narrative. The slanderer is also a
falsifier. Truth has hidden her fair
face from him and he is reveling in the
joys of falsehood and deceit. With
them he is at home and in his element.
Every city, town and village has its
slanderer, more’s the pity, and he lurks
among the high and the low, the rich
and the |»x>r.
The bouse Is old and low, the win­
dows are broken, the roof is covered
with gray moss, aud it sits on the brow
of a hill overlooking the sea in a shel­
tered little harlx>r on the bleak New
England coast.
Aunt Esther ouce lived In the old
house, and many were the Incidents of
Interest in her quiet life. There she
was born nnd lived all through her girl­
hood and married life and only left It
for the little cemetery on the hillside.
She had no children, but wax dearly
loved by the young people, some of
whom were nearly always with her.
Aunt Esther was ever busy. When
her great loom In the chamber above,
where she wove cloth for home use and
for sale also, was silent, there were
many things to be done on the farm.
Aunt Esther knew just how and where
every rod of their possessions was situ­
ated, and they covered an area of sev­
eral miles. She knew every boundary
of their woodland. I have heard my
grandma relate bow she had gone for a
little walk with Aunt Esther just at
sunset, when she became so absorbed
In tracing some boundary line ns not to
return to the house till quite late in the
evening, grandma becoming, mean while
quite exhausted.
But It Is of the adventure of a night
In the old house when Aunt Esther Was
young that grandma has often told me.
Aunt Esther's parents were away, and
grandma spent the night with her, the
two girls being the only occupants of
the house. They retired early, sleeping
In the large spare room up stall's, Its
windows looking out over the sea. They
must have felt a little timid, for they
took the precaution of drawing a heavy
chest In front of the door. In those
days houses were never locked.
Grandma, always a light sleeper, was
aroused about midnight by the sound
of footsteps beneath her window. Aft­
er a few minutes the outer door open­
ed, and the girls, now fully awakened,
heard some oue enter and begin to look
about the house, opening doors and
finally coming with heavy tread up the
stairs.
I ean imagine that to have been a
trying moment for them; but. to their
relief, after coming about half way up,
the steps paused, and finally the person
went down. Soon, by the stillness,
grandma knew the person had left the
house. Then their courage returned,
and, rising, they quickly dressed and
seated themselves by the window.
It being a comparatively light night,
although there was not a star to be
seen, they saw a large ship riding at
anchor close in to the shore. While they
were wondering over this, for none but
small fishing vessels ever anchored
there and not a sail had been In sight
when they retired, their attention was
suddenly drawn to two men coming up
from the shore, where they could make
out the outlines of a small boat, with
shovels on their backs and bearing be­
tween them a large box. This box was
apparently very heavy, as they stop­
ped twice aud set it down for n mo­
ment before reaching the woods, where
they disappeared from sight. It seemed
that they wanted to be sure of lue
house being unoccupied before they
ventured to bring their burden ashore.
After an hour bad passed the men
returned to the boat, having left the
box. With rapid strokes they soon left
the shore and reached the vessel’s side.
Then the sails were unfurled, aud ns
silently as she bad come the ship left
the little harbor.
Now that all was over the girls lay
down upon their beds and slept until
morning.
When Aunt Esther’s parents arrhed,
they listened with Interest to the story
of the night. Grandma’s father, then
an old man. said It was without doubt
a pirate ship, and In the strong b x
was stored some of their 111 gotten
gains.
Others had seen the ship. Some be­
lated fishermen had Recti the boat as
she was rowed away from the shore.
Then began an eager quest to find
the box which it was believed the men
bad buried. Some thought it was a
notorious robber of that time, who was
far famed for his bold and daring
deeds, and that being closely threaten­
ed with capture he had hidden tills
treasure away until such time as he"
should return for it. Parties were or­
ganized and search made for the box.
but all without avail. Even many years
after men were known to dig In the
vain hope of finding the buried treas­
ure.
One man whose mind was somewhat
unsettled dug a cave within the forest
and here lived a hermit life, searching
always for the hidden gold.
With what awe do the children even
now walk through this grove of trees!
As they listen to the story the woods
look very dark and gloomy, and they
seem to see the hard faced men dig­
ging silently In the solemn night. They
Imagine all sorts of things the box
might have contained and talk of the
hermit, pointing out the place that was
his care, and the J* draw a breath of
relief when once they are out of the
woods Into the sunlight again.
In after years many a night did Aunt
Esther arise from her bed and gaze
out over the billows In vain hope of
again seeing the pirate ship. All her
watching w?« c:»c> resuiueu. >> ueti.
er the pirates—If pirates they were—
came and silently took their treasure
away, unseen by any, or whether It
inoldered away In the forest shades re­
mains an open question.
Homes For Unmarried Women.
Sweden and Norway both boast sev­
eral homes for unmarried women. One
of these was endowed more than 200
years ago by a man who left the bulk
of his fortune to his spinster descend­
ants. The home Is managed by sal­
aried trustees, and the unmarried wo­
man who can prove kinship to the
founder Is entitled to a home there.
nûtnai fUxpoaare.
They hnd protested they were each
other's first and only love.
"And this engagement ring”- he wns
beginning.
“I do not care for It It’s n style I'm
not used to."
“Then, let me tell you, you are the
only girl who ever declined It on that
account”—Philadelphia Times.
It la pitiful to see a well behaved old
nan hustling around to help bls way­
ward son »ut of difficulty.- Atchison
Globa.
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