111 BEFORE An Incldont of War In Cuba. By FRANOIS KIMBALu. Copyright. lSuO, by Francis KlmbalL) When the colonel of the th cavalry gutmuum.il Captain llurdcu to regl incutal headquarters, some ouo at tlie olllecrs' mess asked who he was, any' way, that the "old umu" had picked hi in from among a dozeu old cam palguers fur a cotisultatlouv "Nephew or something 'to a sella tor," gtowiod a grizzled lieutenant, who had seen 1!0 years of service and wan Jealous ot the th reputation. Tresh from a desk In the war depart meiit, but all tired anxious to smell dago powder." "Ought to have Joined the rough rid era." added another. "They'll be In the fight tomorrow; the th's too full nl ready, nnd here's the old man asking him to supper before ho s seen a week of service." "Tut!" InterpoM'd the regimental sur geon. "Hurden's not a greenhorn, anil the c ilonel knows It. Iteekon you don't know what sent him out of Washing ton Into this fever stricken climate. Do y on think a dotighboy'd Join the lighting - tb' "Come." said the adjutant, locking arms with the surgeon, for he saw the latter bail something on bis mind, and he. too. was curious about Captain Hurihu. "Let's go outside and leave the fellows to their growllngs;" then, when they had passed beyond the con tines of the mess tent "What was It. Johnson? The chap's uo coward, ami he Interests Ule." "Well," said the surgeon soberly. "It Mi't my business, but I don't mind te'Mng you: I've a cousin In I lie- war department, a chum of Itunlen s, and he wrote me to keep an eye on him. It was hard luck drove him out of Wash ington." "Humph!" growled the adjutant sar castically, "small pay and" "No." broke in the surgeon. "Ilur den has an Income nnd" "Then what the deuce? Why dldu't he stay In Washington and leave us poor devils to do the lighting'" "If you'd been In Washington It wouldn't take much guessing," replied the surgeon 'Tor If you'd been there you'd lane known Miss It. and how she played llunleu, to throw him over for a doughboy, so all Washington was on to It and felt sorry for the captain and didn't wonder when he threw up a fat position In the department and pe tltloned the secretary for active serv ice." "And the doughboy?" grunted the adjutant, enlisted for all time In the new captain's behalf. "Staid In Washington with tbo reserves and" "Not much. And that's what puzzles the wio heads up theie. Ho enlisted In the regulars and lit out for Santiago along wltli ISurden, though 1 reckon they dldu't come together." Whal's Ills name?" asked the ad jutant. The surgeon fumbled for tho letter, glancing over it by the light of a neigh Isjiing lantern. "Hardy," said he shoitly. "And, by thunder, he's In the th! What If he and Htirden come to gether'?" In the meantime Captain Harden, unconscious of the effect the summons from the colonel had upon his brother otlioers. stood before the commander of the regiment at headiitiarters. "Captain llurden," said the latter, noting with a practiced eye the sJeuder tlgtire of the young ollicer, "you come to the th highly recommended for coolness nnd courage. Tomorrow we attack I'd Caney. I have been ordered to call for volunteers to do a little Bcoutlug. Will you lend the party?" "Thank you," said llurden simply. "It will be an honor, I" The colonel removed his eyeglasses. "Young man," said he seriously, "the hush Is full uf .Spaniards. You may bo killed or seriously wounded. Kvory caution will bo required." "1 will do my best, sir," replied Cap tain llurden. "Is the start to bo made t.l once?" f by" colonel wheeled about on his camp stool. "Orderly," said he sharp ly, "tell Captain Clark that 1 wish a volunteer of two good men from his company to undertake a dangerous errand near tho enemy's Hue. They are to report to me at once." "Your duty will be." he continued, turnlug to Cnptaln llurden, "to recon noltcr as near ns possible to the ene my's lines. You will skirt the base of U Cauey, making a detour to the north. It Is unnecessary to say the volunteers will 'be under orders from you and are to bo governed by your Judgment." Five minutes later tho tramp of ap proacbh"; men was heard, and two cavalrymen entered the commander's preseuco. Captain Hurden, noting them critically, started. The sharp tones of the colonel rang In his cars: "Corporal Joyce and Private Hardy, you are under orders to proceed ac cording to Captain Burden's direction on a reconuolssauco Into the enemy's lines. That will do." llurden returned the men's salutt mechanically. Tho presence of John Hardy fillet! him with conflicting emu Huns. He had fled from Washington lioplng to drown lu the excitement ot n nggresslve campaign the sorrow which this man had broug'n upon him. Had It not been for I lardy-In clinched Ills hands until the nails bb Into the tlesh. "WYat now?" nn evil spirit wills P'-rod. "He Is In your power. Yoi 'ay order him whither you will, ev"t to death by Spanish bullets. Non. will know of It. for tbo Cuban bnl ells no tales." The colonel wondered at the paleii'-' upon the face of the young ofm-cr he passed from tho tent Into the d-"' ncss beyond. Could he be afraid? He dismissed the thought with a laugh. Captain lltirdeu had como to the -th ,w"h the highest recommendations '"'.in the secretary of war. Out beyond the shelter of the camp "iM. n led his i . straight Into the it.' k. prickly brush. At times bo could JlDmst fed Hardy's breath upon his '' and hear the volco whispering Ul ' r To the left, to the left! He HI reach the Spaniards sooner there." Jar up the height n dozen tiny llgn" ri-umered in the darkness-the Span iH t r, Uls ai,oul tlie ijioctbouso of El Ut y To tho left tho faint ring of bleel told the nirPe Americans that the '"7" "imnct w.-rc wide awake "V n" V,1,n,1'-V ln tlle 'Indues I nptaln llurdcu paused. ii Mate Hardy." sn,d he su llllsklly he scarcely r. cognized his own voice, move rami,,,,,!, (o the left, keeping ..-., .., ,,. Mimiow of the brush. Tin corporal and 1 will detour to the right, approaching the slope farther ou." Hardy's hand came to n quick salute, "cry good. sir" ,-,,,,n.,.i i though he must have known he would n n against the very muzzles ot Span Ish titles. Then, wheeling about, he disappeared in the tangled thicket. (nptaln llurden paused Irresolutely, white to the very lips. "Come!" said he sharply. "To the right, corporal." A myriad of Insects buzzed about their faces. The corporal cursed and brushed them off. Iltlt Ilia nninttntilmi scarcely noticed them His ears were strained to catch the shots from the slope of i:i Caney. the fusillade which would send him back to Washington. A minute iussod-il vit ton It ciiit. ed ns many hours. The heat and black liess of the brush silil,.,l it,,, ...i. cans; the sharp thorns tore their clonics and lacerated their h,,u 'orporal Joyce swore nn.l enr.....i n... fate which had sent him to Cuba. (upturn Hurden moved forward as one bereft of feeling. He had become a machine, a thing devoid of sellvi Mint feeling, a human sounding board, wait ing to catch a rllle crack from i:i Ca ney. Suddenly the buzz of insects, the ruiicliiiig of the dry leaves mnl nvii-a under tlie feet of the movlnc moll, tin. noise made by the passage of their noiues inrougli the bush, were drowned by the echoing report of a Mauser title, then another, a third and fourth mnl tlfth. Corporal Joyce unconsciously clutched his dlllcer's arm. "Cod!" lie blspered. "They've riddled him, ami braver fellow never wore a saber!" Captain llurdcu staggered ns thoie-l. the bullets from the Mausers had pierced his body. A crj sounded in the stillness following the echo of the shots nn appeal for help, and the tnlee was Hardy's. Fur an Instant Huiilcn u-nv.o-o.l Then, before the corporal could re ktrnln him. he dashed through the mat- s " ' " S' W' K t 'Tn the run. sir ' WiiJiKf . ('upMm Ilur iicii ted chaparral to the slope of i:i Caney, iiiiiiii whose summit danced a hundred Spanish torches, awakened Into life by tlie lire or tlie sentinels. W ith Joyce punting at his heels, he unshed forward, drawing his rexolver as he i a u and shouting aloud to Har dy to answer him, that he might gain the inhale's side In the darkness Breaking thiough the bush, he came iiiiiiii nn mien snace unsheltered from the Spanish guns above, to stumble oer Hardy, who, resting ou one el bow, was Keeping olT live white clothed llgurcs with his revolver. I'erhaiis the Snaulards feared an at tack from the entire American army At sight of llurden and the corporal they waveied, forgetting, the Mausers lu their hands, that they were live to three with one of the latter sorely crip pled. Cornoral." said linden shandy, not Ing with iiulck perception the confusion of the Spaniards, "to the rear w'th rlvate Hardy. I will cover you. A flash of admiration lilted the cor pond's eyes. "Cod, sir!" he muttered "They'll shoot you like a dog. I"- "To the rear, sir! shouted ( upturn llurden. "He's light aud"- Tlien, as the bulky corporal lifted the wounded cavalryman, slinging him across his shoulder like a bag of meal. llurden faced the astonished :pan lards. "..!" cried Ilaid.V. struggling lu the nrnn which would bear him Into safe- 'Stop, for Cods sake, corporal: Then In au appeal of agony: "Nivc yourself, llurden She will not marry me: It's yon - Tho sham crack of the captain s re volver cut short the sentence, "ltun"' he shouted. "I'll hold them off." Tour times the revolver cracked ere tt,n Snnnlnrds. realizing 'twas but one man who confronted them, raised tlidi rifles. Cnrnnml .Invcc. tearing through the chaparral, hea'rd the whlpllke crock of the dreaded Mausers; then once in.ni the sharp report or the captains volver. Afterward came silence, save for the groaning of Private Hardy and the rustle of the parting nrniu nes On the morning of July X after th. charge upon El Cauey, au orderly halt- ed before the quarters ot me - I.'1.' i rnr cn.i.ilii llunleu," re- plied he to the sentry's query, franked . . ..... .....1 Sn nt II I'lllVV t the war tlepariuieiu mm reckon he won't want to wait for It. The colonel pushed aside his tent flap "Surgeon." said ue. mm i . the ollicer who followed him. "toll that fellow Captain Harden' dead, killed In nn ambuscade. Aud, surseori. you d better take the lettered forward It to U'nshlngton. llrnd Wrotr the I.rttfr. onie ltea.1 some years k wis In Cincinnati and broke. lie m tilled to the vnnous wi- - --,.rt- He tried to get a Job on the for w rluU'al.dfromei-l.' tiec up was lie. nut iu iui. - "-"--: There was nothing lert ior to "tramp- , " He started on i Letter nnd worce men have is mnuy lone before him. . . ......h.,. , Tired and dm.t ktuineu. uv . he was pas- suburb U 01 i inciiiiiun- ,u. lumberyard he beard a wD'a' lug a ng In a loud ami angr, - - . nug he i. heard the imuvmua. uiu h as followi himself - It Stii ' llcjccted the whole car load of IuihUt iHi-nuse there was one kn.it 'u It: The ! I Just wish I could write a letter one that would con i. the very Imlr on" his head, the "I can write; that Is my business," vud l!i ml. stepping up. ii.ui.'." sal. I the lumberman. "You sit right down and write a legular s. oivlier. " And he explained more lull the elieuiiistances of the case. Head, although he knew nothing ot the mnii to whom he was writing, "dipped hN pen In gall" and wrote. Then he ivad the letter, which was indeed about as caustic a one as could liac heeii written The lumberman was delighted. "Thai's splendid!" he exclaimed. "Hon much do you wantV" "I'll leave thai with you," said ltea.1 The lumberman handed the nuthor a V 1 bill, and Head was tided over Ids I'.nniiclnl dMIicultles. VI V- s mi 'I'nlilea. About UMiiHMMK) women are exasper ated every day by men sitting on tn hies So far as I am aware, women lint pay for the rurnlture. nnd It is none of their buslines how It Is used. The 'i.ilil! i r i.ii-n silling on tables has led (. the Invention uf tlie cushioned I ill I. mil table ud will uo doubt ultimate ly result In other elowr notions At niie time It was supposed that men chose to sit ou tables because they ould get e.vcreNe without exertion b, iiiglng their own legs and by kicking fhc legs of the table. The seleiilllle fact Is that tables are more magnetic than chairs. If three men walk into a room where tlieie Is no woman two of them will make for (lie table naturally. The third one will try two in- three chairs and finally give up III despair and Join tlie others. The source of lids magnetism Is the friction that women create by polishing tables so fieiniently. (If course women say that they only polish tables because men sit on theiiwillld spoil them, but tills Is Illogical and feminine. No real ly clever men sit on chairs. They use their chairs for keeping their papers and things mi; uNo their feet. Chillis are tiotorlnu.y Immoral. You will notice that n well bred man, when he tltids himself losing his temper, lu variably gets up from his chair and makes a direct Hue for the nearest ta ble. This enables him to keep his tem per aud to argue reasonably. Crite rion Wlicn l!lrplilltltft Oil. The opinion Is widely held in India that elephants, when they feel that lealh Is near, retire to secret places In the Jungle, where they die far from the sight uf man. Thus Is explained the fact, so often cited, that the skele tons of elephants are almost never met with except those killed by hunt ers. The legend Is certainly nn Inter esting one, but It must probably be re Jected. An Hngllsh hunter hau discovered the skeletons of elephants dead from disease 111 place that weie not par ticularly secret, and a hunter, during several consecutive years, has observ ed the same skeleton and has hecli surprised nt the rupldit) with which It has decayed and disappeared under tlie Influence of exterior conditions Tlie truth seems to lie that the reason whv so few elephants' skeletons ir found Is thai ihey are so quickly de stroyed by atmospheric and other ngeii ties Wort III Ibc On Ihkiii, It Is the stin, n within the bowels of the working chamber, unnoticed gen erally while there; the change oil com ing Into the outer nlr that tlie sand hog (the workman, dreads, ruder an nlr pre-sine the blood Is forced away from the extremities. It Is driven from the exterior Into the central organs, espe cially toward the brain mid the spinal cord. The man, exhausted by toll under these conditions, climbs u long bidder. He Is lu the airlock again, with the up per door alone closed. The loci; tender Jerks up tho bottom door. Willi a twist of the valve be hustles the compressed nlr out. Tlie ordinary atmosphere rush es In. The upper door Is thrown up. ami Cod's sun and nlr come to the prisoner. Tlie rcm-lloli Is too setete. The blood, released i the sudden vanishing of IIU, -lu. ft) pounds of ulr pressure on each square Inch of the body, lefuses to act normally. Heart and lungs weak en, vitality ebbs. A fcnnd bog Is never sure thnt the next trip may not be his las'. The practical limit below ground Is fiO pounds of air pressuro. The ineii that can work in that atmosphere are uiHstcts of the'i- trade. Yet now aud then a tiuiti Is met with who has the strength to g'i larther. Cromwell Chllde lu Leslie's Monthly. Wlirrr Ilie l.ritl. W'nm. Once, your ugo. when Uaulel Vel ster was secietary of Mate, there was an important foreign mailer up for dis cussion befote the cabinet, aud the ut most siirecy was of course maintain ed. but the win le thing was blazoned about lu a few hours after the cablmt meeting. So the president hastily sent for his cabinet to talk over Ibis leak Haiti man bad a different Idea uf It Finally Mr Webster arose, saying, "You. gentlemen, go on with your dis cussion, and I'll lie bock lu a minute." lu a few minutes he returned and re pcated every word that had been suo ken lu the room In his nbeuce He explained that If. by standlug clonf to the door outside the cabinet loom, you held jour eat to It, you could not dis tinguish one intelligible word; but if, moving iMuk from the door aud a little to one side upon a cettalu siot In the cariet. you kept au attentive ear, ev ery word could be plainly heard as though wblseied. Some elitetpilslng e edruplcr had been exM rlinciiting with the door and bad found I bat upou that eiuct sot there a hoiuc acoustic property of the door or room that convened the ionud In perfect outlrety.-Sulunlay Cveiilng 'mt (VlM-re 'lonilil) .lUn N " Kvery Hrltlsh reader should know the oiltfiti of the sobriquet "Towmj tklu." Tomuij Allflus was the name ..f a wmry who. wueu Hut Uuropeaiu ii I.ucknow were Uylujc for lb rel lency from Hie mutineers, refused to leave his tot aud o perished. After thai It Iteeaiw the fisbloii to els of i consp'cuously heroic wddler In the '.'!. ts with the reU-U ns "a regular r'unny AtUins" I.tid..n News HECUI?SEl)TIIETOWx END OF THE FIRST CAPITAL OF ILLI NOIS PROPHESIED BY AN INDIAN. The Iti-MruOll" "' tlie I on u uf Km. k.l.LIn Wns In i-i-iirlnnee Willi tin- Last WuriN of Hie Chief Who Uleil Porn AViimnn'. I.otr. Since the waters of the Mississippi river washed away the last vestige of Uaskaskia, the lll'st capital of Illinois, an old legend that contained the proph eey of the total d'si ruction of the ouco tlourlshltlg little city has been recalled. Kasl.asUla was situated on a peninsula at the Junction of the Uaskaskia and the Mississippi rivers, nnd In 1v'j the Mississippi river cut Its waj through the peninsula, leaving the tcuiuant of the town on nn Island. The water con tinued to wash nwny the rich alluvial deposits on which KiHkaskla was built until, late lu mx, the Inst foot of the laud where the town once stood disap peared. This singular ending of Kns kaskla's once splendid ambitious bus recalled to the superstition tlie story that the town was cursed lu the eight eenth century by an Indian who hud been wronged by one of tlie leuillug citizens. Jean Menard came to this country from Trance In ItS'S, bringing with him his wife nnd Ids 10-year-old daughtcr Marle. The family settled lu Knskns kin. where Mellaril established a mer chandising business. The I'reticbintin soon became one of the most prosper ous and most Influential men of the town. Marie, his daughter, grew to be a beautiful woman, much courted by the most eligible young men of the new country. She was lu no hurry to ac cept any of them, and her fame as a belle spread fiom l.nke Michigan to the gulf of Mexico. A young chief or the Uaskaskia tribe of Indians, having become converted to Christianity after seeral years of study under the tutelage of tlie Jesu its, built himself a luiuse lu Uaskaskia nnd was taken luio partnership lu one of tlie trading houses theie. lie wns prosperous. haiiiUiiine and well ..bl eated and was soon received into tlie homes of the white settlers, duo night nt n ball he happened to meet Marie Ilcuurd. The girl was nt once fascinated by tlie tall, line looking Indian, who fell 111 love with her nl lirst sight and made no secret of Ids ndmiiatloK. Hut He t in nl peie soon noticed the attachment and fot bade Ids daughter limn commu nicating Willi tlie young Indian. To make sure that there would lie no more meetings Heliard used Ills Influence to prevent the chief fiom attending any of the social euteitaltinients given lu Uaskaskia. Hut love always llnds a way, aud the young couple managed to see each oth er despite nil the precautions of the girl's father. Hut Itennrd became aware of these meetings and again took menus to prevent them. He was u mail of wealth and Influence, and he bad the Indian forced out of Ids part nership lu the trading company. The Indian left Uaskaskia. For nl most n year nothing was heard of him, and lleuaril thought that his daughter had forgotten her lover, for she ap pealed gay and careless, and she ac cepted with nppareut pleasute the at tentions of a young Fieiichmiiii. One night when a large ball at Uaskaskia was at Its height Mnrle Heiiaid disap peared. 'I hose who scinched for Marie dis covered that the young chief of the Unsknsklatis had been seen that oven lug lu the town, nnd the conclusion was at once i cached that tlie girl had eloped with him. lleiinid at once organized a party to go In pursuit of the fugitives, As there wns a heavy snow on the ground, their trail was easily discov ered and followed. The Indian and Marie had crept away afoot, and ns their pursuers wwt- supplied with fast horses the young lovers were captured after a day's chase about 10 miles from Uaskaskia. Their destination had been the French senlement at St. Louis, where the Indian had provided a home for bis wife. The Indian surrendered without re sistance, and the posse started on the Journey back to Kaskuskla, taking the two captives. Most of the men who composed Henurd's party wanted to kill the Indian Instantly, but Hciiard would not allow It. for he said that they should leave him to deal with his daughter's lover. WIk'Ii the party reached Uaskaskia, iho girl was placed In the convent there. Then Henord took the Indian to the bank of the Mllsslppl und, blndlug lit it) tightly to n log, turned him adrift In tho river. As the help less Indian floated away to his death he raised his ejes to heaven and cursed Heciird, who, he declared, would die a violent death. Tho Indian's last words were u prophecy that within L'00 years tho waters which were then bearing him away would sweep from the earth every vestige of the town, so that only the name would bo left. The unhappy girl died lu the convent, llenard was killed lu 1712 In u duel. The last trace of Uaskaskia has been obliterated, and the superstitious de clare that tho Indian's curse has had something to do with the passing of the ouco flourishing town. On durk and stormy nights the ghost of the Indian Is said to appear. The specter, with strong nrnis bound and face upturned, floats slowly by on the river where the stream sweeps by tho site of the van Ibhod city In which Mnrle llenard ouce lived and In which she died mourning tho red mun that she loved. -Chicago Inter Ocean. Ilr KcetT Hrllrr. "Oh, John," she cried, "baby's cut a tooth!" "Aw, go "way!" broku lu little Willie, who wns playing on tho floor. "You can't cut a tooth! You may break It. but you can't cut lt!"-Chlcago I'oM. I'oolr.l IIU Doctor, Tho late Itev II. It. Ilnwils. who w as equally notable as preacher, Jour- nullst. lecturer and musician, suffered from a dangerous hip disease when a boy of It. The celebrated Sir llciijnmln llrodle, who was asked If a change of scene would heueut the afflicted youth, answered, "Take him anywhere - It does not mutter." llawcU lived to luugh at his doctor, and hulf n century later, after a life of exceptional Industry, he was In vigor ous health New York World, INDIAN SIGNALS. Hie l..inc Dlslnnrr ( oitr lir Which (lie Hrit Men on rmril. The traveler on the plains in theeiuly days oou lent tied the sigulflcauce of tie spites of smoke that be sometimes si.w tislng fiom a distant ridge or lull and that lu tutu be might see nuswer ed from a different direction. It was the signal talk of the Indians across tulles of Intervening gioiiud, a signal used In rallying the warriors for an at tack or warning them for u retreat when that seemed advisable. The Indian had a way ot sending up the smoke In rings or puffs, knowing that such a smoke column would at once be noticed and understood as a signal and not taken for the smoke of some camplire. lie made the rings by covering the little (lie with his blanket for a moment nnd then suddenly re moving the blanket and allowing the smoke to tiscend. when be instantly (o civd tbo fire again. The column of ascending smoke rings said to every Indian within :to tulles. "Look out. There Is an enemy nnr." Three smokes built close together meant dan ger. One smoke ineiely meant atten tion. Two smokes meant "Camp at this place." Travel the plains, and the usefulness of this long distance tele phone will quickly become apparent. Sometimes at night tlie settler or ttaveler saw fiery lines crossing the sky. shooting up and falling, perhaps taking a dlicctlou diagonal to the Hue of vision. He might guess that thee were the signals of Indians, lint unless he were nn old tinier he might not be able to Interpret the signals. The old timer and the squaw man knew that one fire nttovv (an arrow prepared by treating the head of the shaft with gunpowder and line bark i men lit the same as the column of smoke puffs viz. "An enemy Is near." Two arrows meant "I'micer." Three allows said Imperatively, "Tills danger Is great." Seveial arrows said. "The enemy nrc too many for us." Two arrows shot tip Into the air at once meant "We shall nttncl. ;" three at once sn!d. "Wo at tack now." An arrow shot otr In a diagonal dlicctlou said as plainly as pointing a linger. "That way." Thus the iintiitoied savage could telephone falily well at night as well as lu day time." PUZZLED THE JEWELER. He Wnnlf-ri n second Itilml Wnteli mnl I'Ii.mIIj liol II. lie was evidently u foreigner, and he walked Into one of the big Jewelry hoiisi s on I' Mrcot and asked for n walcb. lie would be pleased to exam ine some "second baud watches," ho said to the clerk who advanced lo meet him. "This Isii I a pawnshop," observed the clcik haughtily. "NoV" observed the man inquiringly. "Hut yon have wiitclicsV" And lie point ed to the great showcase full of hand some w ntchi s. "Certainly." icpllcil the clerk. "Fin est stock of watches lu the city. How much do you want to pay for a watch V" "How tuoochV" asked tlie sluing. r. "Mooch as he Is worth, so that he stills me. I have said that I desiicii second hand watch a good one that shall keep the time." "See here, sir; you lire olT your base. We don't keep secondhand goods. You will have lo hunt elsewhere for second hand watches." The stranger's eyes opened wide. Hut you have hluv there, und there and I here," lie said ns he begun to ges ticulate. "I have said s-c-c-o-n d b-ii-n-d watches," spelling It as though to make it plainer, "anil they are hoto, every where, yet you siiy you have them not. I do not comprehend you." 'Weil. I do you," replied the clerk sheepishly as he qulifcly got behind t lit) counter. "Just ii little mix up. .No harm done. I hope. Celtiilnly we linvo watches with second hands. All our watches have second hands. We han dle uo others." And tho stranger got his second baud walcb, for which he laid down a $r,(i hill. -Washington Star. IlrrnklnB t'p I lie !. t.nvjng friendships are formed lu tho olllcorV incss nluond ship in our navy, but no efTott Is made to keep track of a mate when be Is transferred. This stilkes the landsman as n queer freak of nature, but the sailors accept It as a matter of course never to be ques tioned. Men get Into pretty close com munion wltli each oilier when they breakfast, dine and sup together for three years. As a rule, they lenru encp other's history to tlie minutest detail, unless a man chooses to be disagree able nnd distant. Close nltiichments grow up, yet when the Inexorable or der nrrlves from Washington, sending tlie mess to the four winds of heaven, breaking up, as It were, the family, n warm hand shake ends It all. Liich of ficer goes Into a new mess, and the old Is forgotten. It was my good fortune to be Intro duced to ns fine a mess as ever broke bread together on n man-of-war. Tho devotion of the olllcers to one another was an Inspiration, Filially lltf sepa ration came. One went to some navy yard, another to tlie I'hlllpplms an other to china, another to0Wahhlng ion. etc. They were scattered all ovi'r the world. One day, meeting the lieu tenant commander, who had gone up for promotion. I Inquired when he had heard fl' in Lieutenant So and so. "Why, not In several months." he re plied. "In fact, not since be was or dered to his uew station. You know we fellows don't follow each other's movement after a mess Is broken up. We form new associations, new friends, mid the old drop out of sight. -We never think of writing to each oth er. It Is more than likely we shall nev er see each other again ns long ns wo live, nnd we haven't the time or In clination to worry over each other; fate." New York I'ress. (I? 'n of NuubchIIoii, "The trouble with me," ssike tho young tnnu who was ou his way homo with his best nnd loveliest fioiu u par ty at the Keuhtirst club, "Is that I al ways feel embarrassed when I am out In company. I never know what to do w,lth my bauds." "Suppose you Jut hold them up." suld a hoarse voice In his ear. The mice pertained lo n large, rough looking man "lib u mask on his face and a large, rough I. Hiking revolver In his hand, and Ibc youih lost no time In complying with the nuggcstlon, -Chl a go Tribune. Tool. It .Serlollnlf. The late l'r ifessur llmsdalo wns sin gularly devoid of all sense of humor, and as for slang well, he knew far more nbottt the deadest of dead lan guages than he did concerning these smiey Innovations on ids native tongue. There was a certain piece of .cglsln tlou which was of considerable Inter est to the local school otllclals. it had been Introduced Into the legislature and was there hanging tire. One day Professor Hinsdale, then school superintendent, snld to Mr. Tom Whitehead, secietary of the board of education: "Mr. Secretary, what Is tbo outlook for that special school bill uow In the bands of the state legislators? Do you believe It will be adopted soon?" The secretary shook Ids head In n manner that was meant to bo thorough ly discouraging and said, with a strong emphasis: "It will be n cold day when that bill Is passed." The superintendent nodded und pass ed on. A day or two Inter somebody came Into his olllce nnd asked him about the prospects of the same bill. "Well," he replied III his heavy way, "1 have no personal mentis of knowing the status of the measure, but 1 have been assured emphatically by Secreta ry Whitehead, who may be considered nn expert lu seeming knowledge of this character, that tho bill will not pass until next winter." Cleveland I'laln Dealer. Tim I'ulillr (inllovis n Century .uo. Kven If tlie bicycle had been Invented a hundred years ago touring could hardly have become- very popular -at nil events, for solitary cyclists. The old guidebooks were by no means cheerful leading. A run from London lo Fast Ctinsteail, it distance of live or six nnd twenty tulles, would have till; en the wheelman past three gibbets, ami It was just ns likely as not thai from one or the other of them a body would be swinging In the wind. Fp till the beginning of the nine teenth century the gullows was almost us frequent it hinduiuik us linger posts or public bouses bnve become now. The traveler iipptoncblug York Is di rected by the guidebooks to "turn round by the gullows and three wind mills," and tlie road out of Durham Is "between the gallows and Crokehlll.'' doing out of Wells you "cross the brook and pass by the gallows." Any number of such directions can be gleaned I'm in the old books for the guidance of travelers n hundred years ago, and ns these Inteiestlng objects were put up mid the dead bodies of malefactors left upon them for the special cdlllcatlou of footpads mid highwaymen there was a hiiggesthe tiess about them that must have given a special piquancy to cycle touting If It had been In vogue ut that (line. Lon don News, (titration lit lltlilra. "Ho truthful." said tho teacher. "Always?" asked tho boy. "Always," answered the teacher. "Never tell a lloV" "Never." "Not oven a white lle't" "Not own u wiilto lie." "Huh!" ejaculated the lad scornful ly. "It's n mighty good thing for you you uln't a boy with my dad for a fa ther." "Why'" asked tho teacher. "Hecause," replied tho boy, "If you wns my dnd'H little boy an you'd beard what ho said about Aunt Fllzn comlii to visit us wltli her children nn Aunt FUza had asked you If you weren't nil glad to see her nn you'd told the truth, like I did, you'd think there was a place where your trousers was mighty thin after dad got lliruugh with you," lie went buck to Ills desk, and us lie sat down wltli great care there was an expression on his face that showed the great lesson of truth had been, ut least In u meusiiic, lost ou him. And in bis Indignation mnl Innocence he did not appreciate the humor associated with the fact that bis teacher did Hot belong to that division of the human nice that wears I loitscrs. -Chicago I'oM. Ciirluii I'lcliii l-'riini(Vi In many churthes of I'rovencu and I tn ly . especially those near thu sea, ex: voto paintings placed on tho walls In accordance with vows miiile by pil grims lu moments of danger ato often ic;.., likable fiM' their frames. Among the curiosities may be enumerated laths fornuil of splluteis fiom ships that have been wrecked; also frames made of pfl'ccs of heavy cables, occa sionally painted blight hues, but some times leftai theli pilmlllve gtuy colo's und npliisiiul with tar. Nailed to the 1 ii 1 1 1 st sin loiio.lliig a palming repre senting sailors lighting with lieice sav ages may be seen African or 1'olyno- hI ii ii kpcHis mnl dints or swords miulo of haul wood, evidently mementos of terrWic sn uggles Sailors or landsmen who have iniulc vows during times of peril at seu and who have no trophies to dlspliiy will surround their paintings with hroii 1 1 bauds uf wood heavily In crusted with shells and seuwecd, not Infrequently of rare ami extremely beautiful kinds. London People's Friend. l.iiiril II Ult. Tovvne Has be scut you n check for your services'; Itrowtie e. but It Isn't fur the amount I expected, although I sent ti I in a bill TowueYour wi King's bad. Mayht he dldu't decipher the amount. 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There bus lo tills time been no lumpy medium between. Cufo Bland tills the void with tho K'st elements of Isilli. It Is richer than straight cnlt'cc, und many will not be easily convinced that It is not all collce. Hut wo guarantee that Cafe lllatul contains less than llfty tier cent collce, which Is selcn lillcally blended with nutritious fruits ami grains, thus not only displacing over llfty iter cent of the cali'cln, but iictitrnliiiig (hut which remains und still retaining tho rich colleo flavor. To those who sutler with the heart, to dyspeptics und to nervous people Cufo lllttlltl Is estieclally iccimiiiteiiiled usuhcalth I'ul and delicious beverage, so satis fying Hint only the member uf the family making the change In the collce knows Ibcie tins been one. More healthful, richer and Icsm ex pensive than straight collce. Hotter In every respect. 'Si cents per lb. Your grocer will get II for you. Ask for t PiMii'-Mii' il .:tt f.iv ii. I't-tii en lie. 'Ilulilo A hriitliut-lilol runner. "These sheep pictures of Maine's .lira beautiful." said Mr. I... the it 1 1 lu sh mini of the summer art school, to his class as he turned over n lot of re piodiiclloiis from (he great artist's paintings. "They are so gentle, so ten der, so suggestive of pastoral peace and quietude:" "Ob, I do love sheep!" exclaimed one .of the gills. "They are so ilrnr! Don't you think n, Mr. L.V" Mr, L. looked thoughtful for a mo ment; then he nil. I: "My father, who was it farmer, kept sheep for -O years, lie was an old man when he decided to give nil thu practice nn old mail, but us full of sentiment nnd f.cllug as ho had ever been, 1 shall never forget the day when thu purchaser itC Hie lick caiiiu to take tin-in nwny. My lalher stood lu the bain.vaid and watched till tho last sheep hud passed through the great gnttt Into the toad, walled till tho last faint bleating of Hie flock had died away lu the distance; then he turned lo me with a face full of emotion." There were tears In tbo eyes of the "class." ami their girlish hearts were touched by tho pathetic wotil picture. Somebody said "Ah!" lu a long druwn fashion, "lie turned to me, my poor old rut her." the artist continued, "and said In a low, eurnest voice, "William, I'd go five miles any day to kick a sheep!" Leslie's Weekly. Ilia liolll Hie Letter "V." When the lutelloriico Mayininl, LU I)., entered Amherst college, he expos ed himself to ridicule nnd Jibing ques tions of his fellow students by placing over tho door of his room a largu quai(of whllo cardboard on which was Inscribed lu bold outlines tho sin gle letter V. Disregarding comment and question, the young mnti applied himself lo Ids work, ever keeping lu mind the height tn which ho wished to climb, the first step toward which was slgnllled by tho mysterious V. Four years later, after receiving tho compliments of professors and stu dents ou tho way he had acquitted himself ns valedictorian of his class, young Mnynanl culled thu attention of his fellow graduates to thu letter over his door. Then a light broke lu upon Ihein, und they cried out: "Is It possible that you had tho vale dictory lu mind when you put that V over your door?" "Assuredly I had," wns thu emphatic reply. Ou ho climbed, from height to height, becoming successively professor of mathematics lu thu University ot Ten ues.ee, lawyer, member of -congress, attorney general of Tennessee, United Stales minister to Constantinople aud finally postmaster general. Success, The Tim I'liiiinclm, 'Tho performunco reaches tho high, est pinnacle of dramatic wit," wrote tho press agent. "Isn't that rather a strong state ment?" naked tho dramatic editor. "Oh, not Wo are gutting $3 for gen eral admission." Alas, It Is sometimes true that we mlstnko tho plnnaclo of prlco for tho plunucle of urtl -Hultluioro American.