SILURY. By MATT OP.IM. (CupjiiKhf. Ism by Matt Orim. Sllnrv die threw ;l fresh pine knot jn tlio tire and stepped to tlie door to peer ont iut.i the night, listening in tently for th first sotitid of her (atlier's footsteps on tlie Ward inountiiiti road. Fortvvodav the revenue otllcera uao, teen abroad on tho mountain", mid the bearti of women and children were leaving with terror and dread. The ricli pine kindled, burnt into rlvid flame, throwing its light upon Ihe girl from head to foot, on her iinooth hair, black as the night, on tho profile of her face, denoting unusual character for a girl of 14, and on her trimitivelv fashioned gown cf bins ibecked cotton The rioting Humes, rilling the black cavernous depths of the fireplace, light- id np the low room also, throwing itrotesqiie shadows behind the loom tnd spinning wheel, lingering round the Haieu bends of the three children asleep on the low trundle bed, glancing over the basket of corn ready to be shelled for the miller, and over tho table and iltnplo preparations for supper Mrs. Cole sat in tho corner at one end of the flat, stone hearth smoking and silently brooding She win a small, sickly look ing woman with sunken eyes and ibarp, delicate feature. She leaned forward with her chin reting in one hand staring Into the flro A stick of wood burned apart and fell softly to the coals underneath She started and glanced at Siinry "Is he coiniti. Silnryi" "Not yet. ma. " She refilled her pipe and laid a rIow Ing coal on it, shaking her head slowly "An not likely to till tho revenue men have gone away " "Ah I Hut don't yon know, ma, pa never stays away tnor'u two days at a tltno. Hecollect the time he came a-whlatlin. with hit gun on his shoulder on three raiders just down on the mill road,' said Siinry, and laughed Ht the remembrance of his daring "Pa ain't easily scared "That's o. an I remember that ho was mighty hungry, too," murmured her mother, a faint smile for a moment lighting up her prematurely wrinkled face Siinry glanced over her shoulder nt the oven i.f potatoes steaming on the hearth and the frying pan filled with fresh cut tashers of bacon ready to place over tho lire Her preparations were all complete. When he came, it wonld take hut a few minutes to place a smoking hut supper, such as he loved, before liini "Ate the children covered np?" her mother inquired, glancing toward tho bid "The nights are gettll) cold Silury stepped across the room and tucked the cover aioiitul the young sleepers No wonder her face had such a mature link, s-lie moved with such a womanly air. tho cares of the house hold neailj all fell on her She was the pride of her father's heart, her mother wepemltd on her, and the younger chil dren always looked to her to supply t , i .- i , former attitude for a few minutes, then suddenly taioed her head, a look of fear Hashing into her dull eyes. "Silury, it 'pears to me I hear somcthin," she whispered quickly The girl hnrried hack to tho door end leaned ont again, her head slight ly bent, one hand lifted to her ear in a listening attitude. A gust of wind swept down the black, serried peaks to high above the small cabin, so sharp ly cut against the starlit sky, hurrying on Its erratic course to tho valley The cow munched dry corn husks In a corner of the fence, and Kit, the mule, pawed restlessly at the stable droi But none of those sounds iiad disturbed Mrs Cole, roused that fear in her Fur away Siinry heatd tho steady beat nf hoofs upon tlie dry, hard road, as of a horse newly shod and urged to his utmost speed. "I 'low it's only somebody rldm for the doctor.' she said soothingly Hut b line, drawn by honest anxiety ap peared between her dark blows The sound came upward from the valley. -t!3t-down.viird from the mountains It drew nearer eaeh moment bringing glad or evil tidings to some lone dweller on the heights, for no one over trav eled over tlie mountains in that way simply for the pleasure of it How swift, how steady felt tlie iron-hod feet upon the earth, imiv clear and dis tinct. as they pa-sed along a ridge 1 "Oft, n;a' 'Die mitlcr out lunk iki"' now almost lost, as they plunged into a ravine Tlie big liver colored hound lying on tin doorstep stood up sniffed Ihe air and bowled tuonrnfnlly "It mat lie the raiders, muttered Mrs. Cole i -MU.v "Or son com In for 1 awed tor.. - She con the horse . came np ti and tee h, turned ti crossed t!. i.ody's dead, tin they are ii-ir folks." aid Silury in ear the himvy panting of with slackened gait, lie - nollow below the bmue ithne of the rider as they : t fence Tie u a ttiey .mrrow path i light pro- lected from the doorwav luirnnil th low yard fence she recognized a valley ueiguoor. tie scarcely halted a he ex citedly cried "Siinry. the tHiders got yer pa. took him over in .huuen's brake, along with I'elee White an otie o' the Davis boys. They l l-ass Uuckborn spring! tonight." And then he went on bis way. to carry the sal news to more remote bat Hath. ns ai,i great silence seems t (all up m IN iii..nutaiH ule Siinry ind her i.i 1 1. r ' - -l pe, , n.Iv st tn ati tier tjieu Mrs. I 4e pasd a trembling hand confusedly over her face. "What all diil bn say, Silury? It 'pears to ine my understands ain't quite clear tonight." "He said" She caught her breath In a sob "fib. ma I The raiders have took pa. What shall we do? What dull wu do? Poor pal It will kill him to he put in prison," In a hurst of de spairing anguish. Mrs Cole crouched lower In her chair. "I knew it wonld come. I've been a-feelin it here for a long timo a long time, " one thin hand grasping for her heart "Ye, ho'll pine for his freedom an the mountings when he's ehtit up in jail. Oh, I've begged him not to be 9 moonshiner, not to make whisky on the sly They all have to softer for It sooner or later " Her wandering, tear ful eyes fell on tho waiting supper "How hnngry he mnst be I" There were no noisy demonstrations, but u grief, pathetic as it was deep. They were mountaineers, patient by nature and schooled by all the circum stances of life to endure and be strong The law does not punish tlie moon shiner alcne, but it falls heavily on his wife and children. Silury dried her eyes ami touched her mother on the shoulder, speaking in n firmer tone. "1 must go down to Unckhorn springs tonight, ma." "Eh?" said tho dazed woman. "I must sou pa I must help him to get away from tlie raiders." "Yon! Silnryi How'H yon do it?' "I dou't know," her Hps trembling again, "but 1 must do it, I must!" Mrs. Cole stared at her Sho had faith in Silnry's courage and ability, bnt now she caught the girl's band, fresh terror seizing her. "Don't yon get into trouble, honey. Mo an the children would perish if yonr pa an you were both took olT. " "Don't you fret, ma. I'll come back to you an bring pn too.' "How'H yon get to Uuckhom springs?" "Itido Kit.' She was already down before the fire kindling a out to tlie lot with her. on her knees torch to take She looked np at her mother with brave, tender eyes. "Now. don t pester yourself any more than you can help, ma," Mrs. Cole shook her head, with a deep sigh, and instinctively reached for her pipe but she could only sit and hold it in her hand, on til led, unlighted, while Siinry went away to the lot with tho llarliig torch and an old saddle thrown on her arm Kit was a shabby beast, thin, wiry and with only olio good eye, bnt he had served the Coles faithfully, lie greeted the young girl witli a gentle whinny, and she leaned her head against him with another hurst of tears Hut she quietly wiped them away and led Kit out to tho road. It did not take her long to put bridle and eadillo on him. then she ran in, took down her father's nlle frjin the rack over the front door, and in a few minutes had started on her solitary tide down the mountains The hound would havo followed her. but she unified him back "Go back. Uolivar. an take care of them that's left behind and he slunk ... .illj....l- . 1. .1 It was a night to live in tlie child's. memory nil her life, for with all her fearlessness and hard training sho had never before been called upon to traverse the muiiutaiii passes alone after darkness hail fallen upon them Solitude ami gloom surrounded her Tho valley seemed Hit a funniest gulf of darkness, the multitudinous moun tains black sentinels, towering to the stars Par away in some remoto fast ness of the mountain a dog barked, and she could hear the prolonged blast of a hunting horn A star shot downward from the zenith, hearing a trail of tire across tho vky, and was lost behind tho farreaching western ranges. A sense of isolation oppressed her She sebined the only living human creature in all the vast, silent world. On tho saddle in front of her she felt the trusty rille, and that gave her a sense of security from beasts of prey Her father had taught her how to use tho gun, and practice had given her an almost uner ring aim Hut it was a trying sltua- tlun for even a mountain girl to ride alone through ravines and over declivi ties, often only n bridle path to guide her. It required a brave heart and a steady nerve to do it Huckhoru springs are on the public highway leading from a market town in North Georgia to Murphy, N. C. nd traditions of the wonderful medic inal qualities of the water coma down even from the remote days when toe Indian set np the poles of his wig wam near the springs and flaked his thirst in their cool, healing streams, flowing out from nnder Uuckborn mountain The Indian and his wigwam are mere traditions now themselves, and the white man and his covered market wagon have taken their places. It has been the fuvorite camping gronnd of the mountaineers coining from or going to market since tho first white settlers boldly penetrated the wilderness beyond. Cumpers were there the night the revenue officers were to pass with Amaziah Cole, Pelee White and young Davis. They were on the roadside, their white covered wagon drawn out under the sparse timber, their slexk red oxen lying unyoked near it. A cauipfire of brnihwood and pine tnota blared np in the open space be tween the timber and the road, throw ing strange, eerie shadows against the mountain side and In the tree tops. A lean, brown faced wagoner eat on in inverted feed box whittling a (tick, ind a woman occupied a rude camp itool nearer the fire, the light bringing 3ii t the stripes in her brown and yellow homespun skirts and the melancholy iues iu her sharply featured face. A .itown woolen Tell was tied aronnd her bead, and she rubbed inutf with sab (ned enjoyment. Silury did not go iown to the pabllorosd. On the moan tain side, above the springs, a ledge of lone gray rocks jutted out. Dismount ing at a level spot in the pathway, Siinry tied Kit's bridle to an overhang ing bough ; then, with the gnn grasped oi her hands, she crept through the un lerbruth to the rocks. She trembled Kith excitement, for a daring thought bad come to her, a scheme whereby the might deliver her father from bis cap tors. She crouched down behind the rocki and waited, praying that ihe might be calm, that her eye might ba true, her band steady when the time came. Evidently the cam per a had heard of the rai I and were intending to Bit up a call the officers passed with the pris oners, for several tlmej during that lagging hour of suspense Silury spent behind the bowlders, the man walked out Into the road to listen for sounds of travel. "I 'low they are comin at last," he said, closing his knife with a sharp click, and his wife tint np her snnttbox end joined him on the roadside. Silnry's heart gavo a great tlinnip, thump, against her side. She started Into a more erect position, bringing tho barrel of Iter riilo to a level with the rock. The trampling sound of horses' feet could be distinctly heard on tho road, and presently the cavalcade rode np, the prisoiieis in the middle The jflicera weie feeling comparatively se cure. No rescue had ever been attempt pd at Huckhoru springs Friend of prisoners had sometimes ambushed in the wilder country above, hut this raid had been unmolested. They had been "Look out, pa' Look outl" the tcrcamed. riding hard, and so they halted for a few minutes at the springs, and some of them dismounted for a drink. Silury saw her father astride n pow erful mule, his hands tied together, but his lower limbs free. Ho looked hag gard and unkempt, his long, black hair falling to his shoulders, his heard tangled Ho lioro the marks of his so journ in .Unison's Hrako and of his re sistance to arrest "Poor pa'" Did he hear that trembling, pitying whisper? He threw up his head, his black, deepset eyes Hushing an eager glanco aiouiid Tlie officer at his side fell back a little to speak to a comrade It was tlie girl's chance She suddenly rose head and shoulders above tho rails, the cainptire shining on her white face. "Look out. pal hook out!" she screamed in shrill, piercing tones, and fired Ho saw her, read her tmrposo and, at the animal under him staggered and fell, he leaped from Its back like a panther and disappeared in the under brush It was all so quick, so unexpected. Through the curling wreatli of smoke from the rille Silnry's face appeared for a moment to tlie amazed eyes of the uuiictn. into uiey ICUH.CU mini una happened, and, fearing a stronger at tack, put spurs to their horses and hustled their other prisoners away, leaving the dead mule iu tlie road The next morning, as the rising sun gilded the mountain tops with gold, the revenue officers rode, through the streets of the market town with two prisoners, telling a thrilling story of tho moonshiner's ambush at Uncklioru springs and the escape of Amaziah Colo It was about that same time that Silniy stood again on the doorstep of home, her face aglow, her eyes radiant, iu spite of the sleepless night spent abroad on tlie mountains Uolivar crouched against her feet or licked her hands in his joy at her return, hut she icnrcely noticed him She was looking at tho unfinished supper, cold on the hearth, the gray, tireless ashes in the deep fireplace and her mother asleep iu her chair "Wake np. ma, wake npl" she cried joyously "Pa is here I' Airs Cole started np and rubbed her eyes as she saw husband and daughter standing iu the doorway "Did I dream it nil?" she murmured helplessly "I thought tlie raiders were takin you to jail, Amaziah " "So they were, an I'd be there right now if Ho stopped, choked with emotion, and his hand stroked .Silnry's head "An he's never goin to be a moon- ehiner again, ma. never Ain't we glad.' And Silury slipped across tlie Iloor to wake the younger children Her father s proud eyes followed her. "It s all owin to you. all owln to yon. Silurv '' t iirlon. 4'iiltit'ltli-iict-, The letters "O " might be supposed to pu-seum a mysterious charm, an they form the termination of many of tho most distinguished minion In history. No other letters of the alphabet will furnish so loiiiurkHhlc a coincidence as iiiii lie round Iu the folic wing list made up frniii undent and modern name- Aaron. Solomon. Agamemnon, Solon Itlon. I'hoelnn, Ilacon, Newton, .lohiisoii. AiMKon. ('rlchlon, Porson, lliiliiui. Miiiitraiieon. Tlllolsnn, l-Viie- lon Massilloii. Warhurtnn. helghtoii, l.yttoii Walton. Anacroon. lien Jon- son Milton nyron. I liomson. leiiny oti Anson Washington. Napoleon. Wellington, etc A Creek -cholnr has calleil attention to a i i .v curious coincidence about the inline of VaMjeon. If you tuke away the ttrt letter of his name, you hate "aolitoi:' take away the first letter of that noiil anil you hate "iMileou;" do tins such sshely down to the Inst syl lable ami ou i.Hve "leon," "eon" and 'on' Put iIh-m- several words togeth er In tills onler. .Hilititi on oleon U-oii eon :iK,li".n iMileou. onil you hau- n (in-cU iiIiiiim- the llteial translation ot which is ' apoleoli. IM-Ing tho linn ot peoples. vmiiI about tlt-atroyillg cities." To discourage ibo'e curious Individ litis who perlst In (Insuring the rati (us portloiiK of the mechanism of his auto" when he leaves it Handing by Ihe curb a limi motorist has rlirced up a gahantc imtiery which he has at la, t, -.1 t., t: . mii Ions levers. When he , lea-s ln .hnle he turua ou the mrret.t mi'l wl cn he return! It Is need less i.i mi m,.ii he finds everything lust as he lift it ZED IN A TIGHT FIX. HAD A Kt-G OF MOONSHINE IN HIS ARMS WHEN HE MET A BEAR. Wliiil I'lillimeil uml (lie Ciiiii-Iu.Iiib llr llrnoln-il lirn the Trimble Wn All lllrr Are liriiilil,-iill Told bj tho Olll I'll. slid Hunter Himself. lCo.jrllit. hum. ! i' II. Lewti.) "1 was rocktiiilsi to go In with some lf the men on n uiooiishitie still," said the old possum hunter, "but tho old Amman raised slob a fus about It that 1 had to give It up. She Jest stllkpil nil cried and acted up fur n hull week, and she couldn't sleep nights fur think In of them reveiiiuv fellers. When they got the still rutitiln, they wanted somebody to euro the kegs over the mouiit'lu to uiniket. and they coaxed me into the Job. It was a trip of fo' teen mile-, ami, of eo'se. Ii had to be made at night. 1 tan't let tho old wo man know what 1 was ilolu, but ns 1 had to hov an excuse to be out 1 told her I wi eooii huntiii. I'd blu out three or fo' nights when she turns on to. and says: How about them coons, Zeh? i ve bin out every night since Sun l.u but jo' hain't dun lining hack a i uM.itl ' i iiw Is mighty shy tills tlme'of sa, i. '(H tlinl's H! Coons Jest keep right ,i from yo'. do theyV 'Pints like they do, but Pill hopln ,i sn Kc a big lot of 'em all to once.' Vioit. Zeb While, jo' mind what 1 i ! yo'.' -ays -lie as she looks straight I Itt, N I I'AU ISSr 1IIINI.1IIBIIAIIK.NK.s8. through me W Jest keep right ou coon hunt in and o'll find a conn soon er or later, ami it'll tilt t out a mighty bail tint Co' yo' ' Then I kitoHeil she s'poctod what I was up to, lint as she didn't say iiilthln mo' I illdu't 'Hint night when 1 went over to the still I felt a little skittish The old woman's wonts had klml of hkeoteil me. Them leu-new fellers was iiioiiml look In fur stills, and I wa- lla bio to run across 'em iu the win il- air time. If they Lclched me with :i I. . of moonshine ou my shoulder, It to, iv a eur ill ijiImju fur mo fill 'ai When .llui Harper tounil I wa- -', i l Mi, In- iis "'If It's got to that pint whin I'm While, the celebrated b'ar killei anil P)n-.iiiii hunter of Tonnes-co. Iiiin In come afraid of rabbits, then he'd hotter stay home or nights and phi cln-i k ei'N.' Then Hill Hope chips in ami says It's woni'ci fill that a man uho has killed a wlldent with ii club should bo afraid of wooilcliiicks. Tin- other tui men laiiuhcd at ine and said I was gittlll ni ami feeble, II ml. of cose, the talk r iled me and ninth- me determined to k'o. It was about in o'clock when I slung n keg of uiooiishitie ou my shoul ders and sot out. It wasn't a cloudy ulg'it. but a man wauled the eyes of a cat to foller the paths over the hills mid through the biesh I tried lo think It was all light, but Ihe old woman's words kept coiiiIii back lo mo, and I felt my knees, grow weak as I soulTed along. I was Jest about half way over the hills ami had sot don n to rest w hen I heard a b'ar stillhii In the lirokh. The noise lie made was a sort of snllf suutT. with ii -wool' nt the end or It. That'll the wii a b'ar alius does when he smells a man at nlghl ' Look yeii .oh White,' says I to myself as that b'ar kept eomlii neater. 'If yo' ain't In a scrape then I'll eat my htitos. In the iliu knots and over these hills yo'' can't run fur shucks, and how o' gvvine to light a b'ar bare hanileilV "Yo' hot I wished I had hooded the old woman. Inn It was too late thou. I thought the boat way was to git up and go along uml give that varmint a cold Mull, but I was lieinblln all over as I made lorvvurd I tiled to whistle, hut my llw vii dry at paper I start ed to slug, but in own voice skeored mo. I wiik moviii along slow anil hup In the b'u i' would lake the blurt when I run up itg'lu hiwi I ii In In tho darkness I put out my hand and felt tho tin o h b'ar, lint I hadn't iiinro'n Its-bed him W'heii.sunlhlu lilt mo 'loiigslde the head ami I weul head over heels down hill ami Into Ihe hushes. ( vviih lis If a mule had klckisl me on the ear, and I had Jest m-iiso 'uulf to wonder how II would feel when the critter begun to tear me to pieces I heaiil him siiullln uud Miutlln and moviii mound, but he didn't conic to mo. and bliuoby I hoaid him movln away. "When I went head over heels, I lost tlie keg. I didn't stop to look fur It when tho b'ar moved otf. but I eravvled back lo the pa'h ami started off I was feellu the ilniukfulest mini In Tonnes tee, though in bend felt us big as a barT, when somebody grabUtl me anil Dashed a light In my face True u you live, I had run ag'ln tfiree revc uow fellers wtio was lilillit and waltln fur me. " 'flood eveuln. 'oh While,' suld one of 'em ns they made auali It was me. "The fcame.' says I, pullln myself together as U'J'i an 1 could. "'Out fur a Its-ilo walk this eveuln?' " I be ' "'Nice e ion In lo walk. .Mobbo yo've bin plekin wild Oowers? Ily the way, w liar's the keg of moonshine'' "I Jest blurted 'em light down," said Ihe old man. Willi a grim smile. "A the keg wa none and they couldn't I tci h ine I "ii-u'i afraid to talk. The I lhi-aiiii"l in I bulldozed, but I stuck lo it tint I ,t is looklii fur coona, and they dast. t ' h me lluneby I started fur home 1 -an mighty naryus about ! mo' h'ars, but 1 got home without see in any. Tho old woman was slttln ufi lenillu the llllile. and the looks up uud quietly says. " 'Yo're home ahead ot time, Zeb. It coons skeeiee tonight V " "Mighty -keerce.' " 'Did yo' ce any 'tnllV " 'I Je-1 met one.' "'1 see yo' did. and he fetched yo that dtp on the ear and sent yo' liniuc. I leekoiied yo'd meet up with a conn If yo' kepi on. Heller wash of! the blood and rub In oin possum' fat.' "And while I was doln It." said tin old man In a u hl-qicr. "I heard the old woman glgglln softly to hei-elf and bobbin around In her cheer I dasu'i n her lio que-tioiH, bekilse I'd made a fool of ii -elf. It, do yo' l.n w vt I ill I've nllus thought Say. mm. but 1 believe that h'ltr In the path was my old woman! Yes. sab. I believe she put on h'ai'sklu wo hail In the house and sneaked out Into the woods to meet me. and when I got close np to her sho fetched mo a whack with a club. I dttti believe It, sllh. but as It saved me from them reveuow fellers and state's prison I was much ohleeged to her and didn't raise no row." M. Qt7AH. THE SCHEME WORKED. -flit-nit- 1, Which Itrtmti lnlrtil III. Wife', suspicion. To bo perfectly honest. Ilrowti does mil go to hit (Jrlswold street office every nighl that he tells his wife he Is going theie. The business which lie mi.'s I- pressing Is frequently Imagi nary ami tho man whom ho Is going to meet does not eM. iu belongs to a club, and clubs have their attiac tlous. Ho thought that his wife was growing suspicious, and Hrowu Is re sourceful. (Ill Ihe evening iu question, as the lawyers would say, he told her that ihoie was a urattor of business that could not possibly be ilefi'iied until the next ilav About ! o'clock she answer ed the 'phone ami was asked ir Itrown was at homo, and she replied that he was al hi- olllce. "linos- not." was the alarming io-spon-c "I was Ju-t down there and all looked dark " She rang oft' viciously. If women ever do siii h things, orileied a coupe, told he driver to go as fast as tho ordi nance allows, kept taking on temper us -no went and How up stall to the olllce a- though a mouse vvoto Iu hot pursuit Met- husband met her m 111 1 1 lugl.v. insisted that she had given him a delightful surprise, put his oa-lest chair ticai the light, handed tier r. pa per and apologized for having to re- sumo work thai would possibly keep Ii I in till :t. She could not explain, she could not keep awake, she was asham ed of lioru'lf. and after lamely telling him thai she had dieaiueil that ho was III sho left. Iu leu minutes lie was at the club and shook hands with a man who smil ingly asl'cd If the scheme worked, lie replied i ha I II was as good as ready mono for al least Oil days, mid then eaoli bought a stack of chips that pass Iu the night. Detroit Free Press. Klitu'a IV-ir f Wfiiiinii'a llemit), ( 'hallo- XII of Sweden feared only one power In tho world, the power of beamy; only a handsome woman could boast of making liini quail -she put hlui to lllghi Ho said- "So many he roes have succumbed to the a I tract lout of a beautiful luce! Did not Alexan der, my pet. burn a town to please a ihlleiiloitt adventuress' I want my life to be free from such weakness, history must not Uml such a slain upon It." lie was told one day that a young girl had cotiio to -no for Justice ou be half of a blind octogenarian father iiialti'ctitis! b.v soldiers. The III si in cllnalloii of Ihe king a sltiel ilisclplliin Hun. wat lo rush sttaight lo Ihe plain tltf, lo hear the details of Ihe inlsile nicanor for himself, but suddenly stop I tl 1 1 ir ho asked. "Is she good looking" And being assured Unit she was both very young and unusually lovely, he sent word that she must wear a veil, otherwise he would not listen lo her -Coimloss I'otocka's Memoirs. i emit .mi mill .Hlulitrir, Teiinvsou's well known aversion to sightseers and their ways gavo ilse l(. many an odd experience. Unco, II l said, ho c nhilucd lo (Juccii Victoria. saying l Ini I ho could no longer stii In Ihe Isle or Wighl owing lo Ihe tourists wiio caino to stare at him. The iiucoti. with a kindly liony. said that she heiself did not su(Ter in licit from thai grievance Hut Tennyson taking her literally, replied In Ihe satin strain "No. madam." suld he. "niul If I could clap n sentinel wherever I liked I hoiihl mil be troubled either." A lli-.nltrerf 111 XVltllr. A very rich but miserly gentleman was in the habit of dining dally at a certain resliiiiriiul. hill he never lli pod I In- waller who anointed lo his wants one day the long suffering wii It ci askeil the gentleman "If he would conilescoiiil lii actt'pt Ills (Hit' .vnltel'st pliologi"ihV" "What rorV" was I lit- query "I thought it might make you re member Hie waller, sir." was the quick reply - London 'I'll lllls 'I ht- Hlltinnl Cinhleiii, Tlie Prosb tei iiin Iteviovv lolls of ii Scottish minister who leinlniliil tho l.onl in a pinycr. "For, as thou know c.t. men tin not gather gin pes of thorns nor tigs or the national emblem. "Tills delicate IcfclelKC In Ihe tills tie as Ihe nalloiial emblem or Scotland lit delicious," says The Itevlew. "bill how It would havo surpilsed I be writ ers or Hie futir gosMis!" MU.nl. 'It's always iIiiiil-ciouk to Jump al conclusions." suld the careful iiinii "You're liable lo make yourself ridicu lous, to say the least " "That's right." replied the Jersey louiinuter "I Juiiiit-il at the conclu sion of a ferryboat once and missed It " I'alholle Standard and Times. Strong cheese l recommended In mislcrnllnti; ll In suitable lo those who Milter from nerves." for ll acta ns n sislalive. Inn If eaten lo excess Its er rei i n -e IKll glssl 'oo!s a, i re wisdom and loafer go to iv iv Ioi.mh i-iivv Chicago New. Drills Now Give Way to Aninuil Tissue liven Consumption, I:i1lcpy niul Sonic Poi'iim of liiKiinlty lire Now Cui'iililc A now em In the treatment of certain ill-cases I-tit liaiiil. The re-tllls are t definite uml po-lllve n- lo eniiiiimiiil lllllilttllate recognition from ili.vlciaut at well at laymen. In the new treat ment drug-give way lo animal tl no In -olutlon. II It not administered through tlicslnnmcli but Is Injected Into the circulatory system. Tlie lymph used is extracted from Ihe lymphatic glands of live goats. The gout s-olcot-od for the roa-on that lie I- the linrillo-t niul lie:iltliU'-t of nil niiliutilt. He can not even Iv Inoculated with con-tniip-tlon or inlornlilc ili-ciM-, hit highly vitalized system throwing oil' bacilli without oH'ort. Then again old ago Jim iluces the len-l ell'oti on hi-organs uml tk-uoiiiulilogononitoill-oa-i-arc-ohlniii If over found Inlil- Isxly. l.lttlo marvel then that the dully Injection of n solu tion of the lymphatic glaudtof tlicgont Into n weakened human system puts resisting qualities into It and -timtlhitc the activity of coll lire, lwilli tll-pelling ilison-e uml putting tuli-taiiee into the structure. An interc-ting proof of the notion of the lymph it shown by the fact that old animals who have boon trcntet I become active, quicker niul more agile In their movements. , tlugllislicil physician- in many place have taken hold of the now lymph ami for the benefit of the profc Ion Ihe re sults of (heir experience- arc being tub ulated. Dining lluce year- up to I-'oIl IliM over nineteen liuntlicil en-en had U-cii treated in tile I'lllted Slate-alone. Of (hi- nuniU'i'T'i percent were so called incurable ili-ca-e- mnl 1 1 percent in tlie last -luges. Tlie average- of their age vvnt oil years. Only two ol'lho iiiunlior ilicil tillliotlgll nccoiilllig lo tile tables ol'moitiilily ."i!! should liuvcillcil within the throe yours. In view ol'tlio peiccnt nge of incurables at lon-t US should have tiled. 1 1 itt nolo the astounding re-ult-; tlie faihlloM were hut 7J per eolit, while !!." per eon! were greatly boneHlteil and ti" per cent wore complete euro-. The oinvs ine Itido iiiany fou-iiiuptive- ami iniiiiy oii-ot of liioimiiili-m, iarnlyl-, epilep-y, anil locomotor nlaxia. Aside from Die marvel (hat i-ttinptiou ami paraly-i-are at la-l eiirnllve the di--covery was made thai certain forms of Insanity icailily yield to II. The positive and sliuiling ro-till-nre profoundly inipie Ing. I.. 1!. Slnliloin M. I), a very prominent Kustoin export, who lint been making a special study of the new lymph niul hat iiilmlultteieil it to litiuilredtof cn-o n. lolly , tow. recently opened h lymph Institute Iu Sun I'riinci-co ill I llii Kearney St. I'll 11 information containing tabulation- mid other it cords of on-cs by mail to physicians uml others inquiring. Dr. Stnlilcln lia- proiiil-eii (lie it-cord- of some Interest ing eiiret of coiisiimplion for llii-o col umn- for future I tie-. 'lite ICrror. of Society, The dark blots ihiu ilivvt'cc illation In society are ton easily seen ami too sad to write much about, so I will give only a few Incident- of the absurd and humiliating po-itioiit in which people limy ! placed. I once occupied a sent on the giaml stand at the Newport Ca sino dining a tenuis match. After I had been In my seal a short lime, n mail I knew, nin e divorced, hut remar ried, came In Willi his now wife and occupied the two scats on my loft, and a few moments later the woman from whom he had been divorced and who had also romiiriied came In with her new husband and sal diroclly on my right. Whether I in- ticket agent ar ranged this for a Joke I am not pre paicd lo say, bin all went well until I grow Hied of Ihe game and got up, leaving Ihe fenr In a straight row, which made an lltleiesilug picture for a few iiiomoutM. Tho four soon roallz cd, however, what people wore Ma ling and smiling at, and, looking ilaggerv at one another, immediately rose and disappeared In Hie ciowtl. The Inii dent amused the lads and iiilsws very much. A lady I know very well In New Yoik, who was giving a dinner party, told nit- -he always dienilisl the ar ranging of her nuesU at her In bliss, lest she pul people together whom Hie "law had set -pint," ax she put It, "It would be perfectly dreadful to mill n geiilletiiiiii beside a lady lo whom In Is payliiu alltiiouy." Smart Set. liMUllllltl's Olil lloll.e, A groat curiosity In a hoiuc .(t years of age ami yet lit for habitation This old dwelling. Hit, ohlest liihnhllct house in Ciiglaiiil, hum built In Hn time of King llllll of Mcrcla 1 1 Is tie tagonal Iu shape, the walls of lis lowei story being or great thickness iiit tipper part Is or oak At one time tilt house was fortllled uud known b Hit name of St I ionium's gale It standi liose to lb ivor Yer and only a few yards from M Alluin's abbey Hun l) er Hint. "Oh. Ills Smith, do yon know Him your son Hilly lias In en run over by ( train'" "Oh. dour, dear! .My ioor hoy Whatever shall I do? Where dltl I happen';" "Underneath the railway arch Mil ly' btuiidlng there nowi" London Pun I'leiiit-iitnry lii.lriit-lltin. Mr. Itrown .Mm Junes ban Joiun ono or llio-c corrossjnileucc schools Mm. Smith What bus she li-nin ' Mm. Iliovvu Well, she ha h i not to depend mi her Inntbauil l . ber corretqiiiiidence. Ilariwr's IIiim- a tl I i.hII llnii-ii. "I s II pi ose vou hail careful I'ciii'iiiv Mr. foui ti. uy " "No: I didn't have an.i reining at s i My parent i exhausted all their di qib nary enthusiasm mi my elder brut In r lllll ' Detroit 1 roe Pro Importers nn.l Diu:rs In tloolt, Nw, i Writing nml i Wmpplnfl I QAIID BTOQK .STKAW AND lUNDnnS I10AHD .v.VST-Mi-il flint St. Til, Main 190, S VS f HAS! l-t'O Qmiiii' - I" n . i ' J l a. n have M iliii. I Ml Mil i --Dv.WMc '1'vn LI.Kt c ,i i,l i i tttiiL iii,"i I,, i ir-hi ii-iiml i: wecli s imlinury ir. nin,, m into I J i.eur. ami niwrt Hit! Mursi "f i-olil- uhi niitiu " It w us tlie worst oii-e nt i Is 1 ei er hint A hulfitot a rrlemlt hint -iirtt cures still It Iiuhk on. lli-iiril of t lin Ins IMC TaiiI'I.Km. 'I'd iiiv iiiimBt-inoiit Ihev stupiMi i.iih iii iitnl tsmitli tlie tli Ml nlirht. I riulnrsu ami r"i'nuiiii ml tlll'lll 10 Ihe Huli' " llVltl I. VV IlKMK. I' Memls-r Oinuress iiiiil Attorney ini Sitnsom. Street, Su f'lnni lsi-o. .1 ily T, linn "Whiter I'elilt nii.i nltvtt ts-eti s.-rion tliliilts to me. Tliev lire littnl unit u.iy fi months lint the lust vius Mniipctl suililcuti by Mkmoh.'s liv N VMIi: "AHl'I.Ks. llo-li ctniKli ami i-olil itlsiippeurist in pimple of Onvs. No Ihlntt el-e iloes tlilt for ine " Mil-. I'.mviv I. llol.I.l.v, 1 1 Mess SI , Shu I'r.iuel-M. Auk ll, ill ' I litu Berotstli,- si reel from wlicie MKMit-i 's IIywviii- Tlnci.lt- me imiile Unit Is lion 1 llrsl tnoUlliein '1'hev slopeoltlHWIilioiitliolu-t 1 tisitt n iloxeii lioti-s u llli me fur self niul f- tt-uil-iilien I w on L In Nome ' II. I,. i WtNKLi. 1'i.plliillsl, :II7 nthiiiKtiin Stri. '. S.,u Fills-i-lsi-o. Aiiioist III. Iihii Sent uisliiiilil for A rents III stumps to INI.ANfl Hltril I'll . 'AMI Wiislilniftiia Slreul Sun Krnnetsi n. Alviuu s.ilrlw our locul uir lit TO PHYSICIANS. Ai-coritlmc to iiieillenl itiithorllles -tiiitt vour pxis-rlenei" tsiiillrius llit'iiii tlierels no care lot llriKht's illvnse or (lie Klilnev's. ami your ,n llcnls IiiivIiil' It hnve priietlcally hml Un it ill-Mill W-llll'IIIS'S ini mi mi mill. I In , is null I Ion inv -elf hit v I in; llrluhts iIIm-hm- In an 'lilvittircit sliiite, mill lis tlie itoi-tors nillllltleil to ine lin-illellie was lirlpl.'S 1 liiot to I llln t ine nil self or tile. A itrown Ini: limn will Wil li nt a stnin'. Ilelnir a priii-llt-nl eheinlsl mil ItiernlK'iillst I isiiuiiii'iiieil exis-rliiientlui! iiiiiiv'self. Ill two veiirs I m a. , Thlsvviit l" veins 1110). Ill the Ineuillline I lull e KlV ell iiiv Ireiitnifiit lo huuitreils hiiiI hnve cllteit iirts fourths of them anil eim ti I. r vou ti hem Ineverv ivanl In Ihlsiliv. I ilhiovoroil I also eureil illiilHles iitllioiiuh iinin- ll littler nl ill-ense anil iiiinii tiioie-.lnlil.oiii Tosnl sfv liii-reiliilons pisipli' I hnve iniinv llnn Mireil si,s-llleil hopeless cile of l.illl llllltht -llu-iivo uml illiilH'les M II limit eliiuve. '"I'l I low- ilis-laiK lo Hie worlil Hint I luive a run1 'or I n l Ii of Iht-sn ilieml iIIm-hw-s I am S lenrs ulil unit know- tlie rti II v of Ihe-e shite iii-ills unit could mil ti Hi tl to niiike Hum II ml Irue I will Is- hniiv to wnil n-eonls ot siiivllii'lin; niM-t to plivsli hint or siilt'eiers, j'tie Ir iilinenl Is luexien.vi.. JUIIN .1. I Tl TON., TheriilH-iilM. l'."Jt MnrUi'l St.. 4ii rrunel-isi, Cnl. Printers' Snaps. IttlllliCI' NcVVH ClIHCh. We hnve sevuriil humlrtsl imlrtnf lliose tiusiiN. I'liey tttn n trllle siiiulter thiiu lull sliu Were nstsl by two IviuIIuk tliillltis heforc I.lno's i-iiine In. Thuy itru lust the sUe to riirllltitte i-oinKsltluu In iH-rfi'et orilor Fifty cents per putr ; Pine (ioi'ilnn tlnlilici'. New Hlvlo, Hxhi, sis-onil-liiinil. itn Dirim ufi, hi llrsl-ohiss roiiilltlon, Hits stilu Nteiini llxluriis uml Is tine of the lust set-uuil-ltiinil presses no luive.hiiil turn long tline. It la u suup 8coiiiiiI-IuiiuI Cytlntlci'. S.. oiiliiinii iUrlo Will wnrk lsul hd litnir A iiiirKUin for n eotintrv iluily Kiiiiic Itiidy.iiiid I)IhiIii' Type. Hits uul M-en tine iniinth's use Soine ol ll hitriily htiilin-tl Kecuuil hunil prices PACIFIC STATES TVPE FOUNDRY fiOH Clny 8tecct, K. Is. I'lit Iti-lrl N.-i-iletl I'o.tliiu. A dial v ..- i'hiii ssluj; iii the Pity Hall pob. in w hen Ilio Judge espied hi a group oi .lining girls mingling in (ho large audience a delinquent wit ness whom il was urgent ho Interview "Mr. M pi's ha ll " Ida honor exclaimed, "have thai ymiin lady slop hero " "Which .lining lady, your honor?" "1 ilon'i know her name the one with Ihe light straw hat and dark Kklrt." the court added. The clew win liisitlllclcnt. "What kind of wnlM?" Inquired the niarsliiil. "Itillllo mi (lie sleeves and trimmed vvltli er Hie usual Mirt of what d'yoi call em." said Ihe court. "1 llllilelstllllll. Vou iiienn log of milt (on sleeve, with-er - lvhiit'a Ills name atlnchmeiits," roplletl th" marshal In faint hope of striking the lei-linlcal term. "No; not exactly," cald the Judge. "Would you rocngulte nil emplr gown If you saw one, Mr. Marshal" "Ppon oath, noj I wouldn't swear to It." "Well, I know It wasn't an umpire gown or a Mother Hubbard. 1 don't think you understand much about re main apparel." Hut here the young lady generously stepped forward, while ii little boy laughed, and tho marshal threatened to soinl hlui to tho penitentiary for life. -St. I.niiln 1'iwt-Dlspntcli. I .e. of (lilt rt oil. Ollvo oil should he found In every nursery find ou every medicine uliolf. In tlmo of croup It can bo given fre quently and will not disturb tho diges tion, na do many medicines. It Is often given In place of cod liver oil mid la as effective Iu building up the system and far loa disagreeable. It In recom mended by iiiany spoclnllsta both us n food niul ii tonic. A certain young chemist never has n cold or requires any incdlclno eieept a spoonful of olive oil every night and morning. which ho takes regularly. Ho seldom wenra an overconl. New York Trlli- I'roullnr llil.lenl Iiialruiiieul, A peculiar musical Instrument Is used by the Moron. It constats of a hoop of b.'utiltoo, upon which tiro hung by strings a number of thin pieces of mother of pearl. When struck with a small reed, these give forth n sweet. tinkling sound, a combination of which sounds Is developed luto a wend, monotonous fantasy, very pleas unt to the car for a short tlmo BLAKE, MOFFITT & TOWNE BAD COLDS