July 25, 2002
THE CONFEDERATED TRIBES LANGUAGE LESSON-
Humor
Spifyay Tymoo, Warm Springs, Oregon
Wasco Lesson
Dan bama.
achat kt
wamix? J
Qengiic' inungag)
itgamsh
C xugaikiutan? j(
What did the bird ask the horse?
Why the long face?
I Shamanix laktba
akmin ishgiti
gaqttam
( gwenmaba
(Oxaluimuaxidelxarm
(Qalaqbaya!)
rum)
mm
If April showers bring May flowers, what
do Mayflowers bring?
Pilgrims
Kinwaqengi )
f Qengi Canyupgnaya, j
Va myupgnaya J manux naki
f itkuc'iaxlm V alimgidia )
I danidiaqwit? J -y
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn 't matter what you
call him, he still wont't come!!
Q Dan bama kaya j
r alixulpalaulalma-) J
s iyakaitzikiutan?s
Kiwaba
iyachgem-
mem ayamugi)
Why couldn't the pony talk?
Because he was a little hoarse.
(
c
Hemma oosooi
pesa tusoo-
hanedu
kooba poone
yakwe? j
I Tu J
f Moobe!
tea
wa'hoo )
oitse
kuku- )
kagnaly
What is it even the most careful person
overlooks?
His nose!
Why don't dogs make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
(Dan bama txmj( Snmakwst)
qwash ixixuxt ,alix.ulmuxmaS
( snmakwst? ) (kwi'is dala'axj
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven ate nine.
Paiute Lesson
(Qtesa KwanduJ
Qtiv tumadina
mahaneoo,
tu naoinak-
watu
kima'yu!
v U ha'a nana y
MIIIUIMIIII VW V
nakadu?
Sumunakwatuv
T" I x
J3
Did you hear about the man who had
BO on one side only?
He bought right guard, but couldn't
find left guard!
( Ha'yoo u ka
sadu'u ne'a, J
f ka ki kow- Tooe ha' j
. paka'yoo? J ooyootooeS
sr iooneapanaJ
f ' I kioosoo
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him,
he still won't come!
Home Base Classes:
Wasco: Thursdays from 6 to
8 PM
Held at Gladys Thompson's
Home
(For information, call
Val Switzler at
553-3575.)
Sahaptin: Thursdays from 5 -Paiute: Tuesdays from 5
to 8 PM;' :.. 8 PM
Held in the SimnashoWear .5 - Held at
(For information, call v f i Cheryl Lohman's Home
Susie Slockish aO f-f (For information call Pat Miller
V ; 553-2201.)
at 553-3575.)