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I,' Balanced Budget Offered
President Eisenhower's budget message had been accurately
forecast in detail for some time and yielded no surprises. It
sketched his whole legislative program as well as the proposed
federal spending budget for the next fiscal year starting
juiy i.
- Income and outgo budget Is barely balanced for the third
, year in succession. It calls for a record peacetime spending of
$71.8 billions, an increase of $2.9 billion over the current year,
with revenue estimated at $73.6 billion up $3 billion, providing
surplus oi 51. H Dillion lor debt
,, "Taxes must be retained at
"Some relief" for small business with minimum loss of reve-
,. nue. No other cuts. A year's extension of corporation and ex-
:. cise taxes that are scheduled to
' national debt will cost $7.4 billion, 10 percent of the budget.
For defense the president proposes an increase of $2 billion
in military spending, to total $38 billion. Armed forces will
... remain about the same size, but will buy "growing quantities
of costly new weapons to boost firepower." Guided missiles up
35 percent. Air force will get more B-52 jet bombers to re
place B-36. And a "variety" of atomic weapons for the Marines.
A spending increase of $400
j tion of tactical atomic weapons for defense and power reactors
for peace. Private Industry is asked to take the initiative in
building atomic power plants, and the government will, if in
; dustry doesn't. Research on harnessing H-Bomb reaction for
peace time power will be expanded.
! A record outlay of $5 billion to support farm prices, to meet
' soil bank payments and otherwise aid farmers is asked along
' with one year's extension of the sale of farm surpluses for
J foreign currencies, also new legislation for surplus bartering
; Mth Iron Curtain countries. Farmers using all wheat they
grow for feed and seed should be exempted from marketing
; quotas. A new corn program will be proposed.
; ..." For Foreign Aid: $2.6 billion is asked for military aid to
; .Allies, the same as this year; $1.8 billion for economic aid, an
t Increase of $250 million. Program includes $200 million for
' '.'Eisenhower Doctrine" aid to Middle East. Continued aid, like
i heavy defense spending, is declared a "simple matter of self
; preservation."
) A 4 year program for $'4 bililon federal aid for school con
C truction, with $185 million for a starter is asked. On housing,
; S percent interest is sought on V.A. home loans instead of pres-
ent 4 percent. Legislation is being prepared on veteran's bene
; fits. .
'" The president renewed his endorsement of Frying Pan-
Arkansas River development project in Colorado, asked
! "prompt" decision by Congress on developing Niagara power
; project. Recommended TV A be allowed to sell revenue bonds
i to finance new power generating facilities. Federal spending
. on power, irrigation, reclamation projects would total $1.5 bil-
I lion, up $167 million, to be presented later.
! ' These are the principle recommendations, though many mi
'. tior ones were made, to be covered later in special messages.
rassage acpenas upon congress.
Arluro Toscanini
J, A frightened woman starled Arturo Toscanini on his career.
J It was in Rio de Janeiro where Toscanini, then 19, was a cell
; 1st in a traveling opera company. 'Aida" was billed. The Brazil
i Ian conductor quarreled with the Italian musicians and quit.
! An Italian director and then the chorus master tried to take
; over. Both were hissed from the stage by hostile Brazilians.
J Toscanini, aware that (rouble was brewing, at first thought
J he wouldn't even go to the opera house. He changed his mind,
arrived late, and tried to slip in unnoticed.
1 Women of the chorus were scared. They were about to be
stranded far from home. One spotted Toscanini. "He will save
us," she shouted. "lie knows all the operas by heart."
. Someone handed the young cellist a baton. lie was small, not
J much over five feet tall. But lie was never afraid of aaything.
He went lo work. The audience jeered, then relaxed tn laugh.
! expecting a fiasco. He opened the score at the first page, but
i never looked at it again, and. as the performance went on, he
J won Hie audience. At Ihe end he got his first ovation. His
J career had begun.
Toscanini, acclaimed by many as Ihe greatest of conductors
5 died yesterday in New York at the age of 89. He had much of
!l the stuff that heroes arc made of.
S Though music was his only interest, he had political prin
J ciples and suffered for them. He declined to play in Germany
J under Adolf Hitler. When Mussolini was dictator of Italy Tos
i canini refused lo play the Fascist anthem "Giovanezza" and the
J Italian Royal March. They were not music, he said. The Black
I Shirts made an issue of his refusal and outside the theater
I at Bologna gave him a beating.
Like many artists he was temperamental. It sometimes got
; him into trouble. He had always refused to permit encores. In
; 1903 an Italian audience demanded an encore from the tenor,
j Toscanini felt that the demonstration was against him and left
Italy Ihe next day. Temperament, yes. And yet it was a matter
of principle.
After conducting al the Metropolitan Opera House in New
York for seven seasons he fell into a disagreement and left,
! never to return there, and went hack to Italy, lie returned to
J the United States in lll'l and five years later began a 10-vcar
i directorship of the New York Philharmonic-Symphony.
, Temperamental outbursts and some interruptions in his
; career were more than offset by the recognition accorded him
throughout the world. The esteem held for him in America was
.shown when the National Broadcasting Company Svmphonv
.Orchestra was formed for the 69-year old conductor and hand
Jed lo h-m with (he privilege of doing with it as he wished. Its
, broadcasts
vtoic winoiy popular season after season, and
4UIUUK111 cn-.ii duuii-m-fs, to see
J coast-to-coast tour at ihe age of
J ' !'o Faiill of Teeii-A'M'rs
Generally, when a teen-ager gels in the polite reporls. it's
because he's involved in trouble of some tvpe so we were
, happy lu see one woel.-oml
;oul of their way lo avoid trouble with an "adult delinquent."
J The atlttll saw Ihe four youths on a downtown street and
apparently from the bravery given him by a beer or two. he
gan cliallfii'jiiig them, one at
each declined, he insulted them, roughed up the hair of one
and ordered two of them on
.' genng when two of Ins friends came along and took him into
a rcsU'Uiant for a cup of coffee
1 Two of the youths reported the incide,,, to police and off.-
cers contacted Ihe man at the restaurant. Ijnforlunately. he
; wasn't drunk, nor was there any oilier charge the officers
! could arrest him on. so after questioning hint, he was allowed
' to return to his coffee
The only reason for mentioning the affair is that we feel
(he four voutlis were more typical of their group than the
' . ii . . j .i. . -. .
.-ones who generally get into the news, and lhat it points out
ithat not all "delinquents" are Juveniles V. B. F.
' The spotlight flashes on Delbert Ililter. a voting member wl"'n ' i m session, though re- is one of Ihe most precious gifts
of the volunteer fire department at Sublimi'tv. Hitter was l',I"'" " dm.i.. of heaven spread hng itself like
' j v i .1 - . L , , There is, ol course, another oil over the trouhreat sea ot
, named fireman of Ihe Uar for Marion County because he do- ,., rMM whv ,hf ,rtmin-Ith.twght. mi lore wit the mind
. nates about 15 hours a week to study and practice of fire ' utrm sen ti i wi a,, , oe mM mms in the rough
fighting, not for pay, but for (he gorgl of the community . ran Ur Wcr. rxVt;?) . wsmtim. anhington Irving.
reduction.
present rates" to fight inflation
drop April 1. Interest on the
million is asked to push produc-
u. v.
mm in person when he made a
83 S. S.
report on four youths who went
a time, lo fight wiih lum when
their wav. He cave on iim i-,,i.
NATIONAL WHIRLIGIG
Salvation of UN May Be
Dependent on 3 Nations
By RAY
WASHINGTON Survival of the
United Nations stands in jeopardy,
according to many American and
European statesmen, unless the
United States, Britain and France
close ranks quickly and complete
ly. Its future role as an effective
international force will depend on
its ability to solve the Egyptian
and Hungarian crises.
In their attack on Egypt, Britain.
France and Israel bypassed and
defied the United Nations Charter
simply because the world organi
zation had shown its incapacity for
solving the Middle East stalemate.
They felt that they had to resort
to the ancient U'eapon of power
politics.
U.N. Expected to Find Solution
In response to U.N. resolutions.
of condemnation, as well as to
American and Russian opposition,
the three belligerents agreed to
cease-fire and withdrawal of
their invading forces. They did
so only in the expectation that'
the U.N. would find a solution
through diplomatic and peaceful
intervention.
Now, although the U. N. has
humiliated and condemned them.
it appears powerless to satisfy
what they regard as their legiti
mate claims against colonel tia
mat Abdel Nasser. On the con'
trary, the U. N. has enabled the
dictator at Cairo to pose as the
victor in the clash. He is more
popular with Arabian masses than
ever oetore.
Oddly, President Eisenhower
comes in for almost as much criti
cism as Secretary General Dag
llammorskjold London and Paris
now level the charge of incon
sistency against Ike, whereas the
target Tor this indictment in the
past had been only Secretary John
Foster Dulles and Undersecretary
Herbert Hoover. Jr. The Presi
dent's popularity Is now very low
in turopo.
Elsenhower Move
When the three belligerent na
tions become bogged down in Port
Said, Eisenhower insisted that the
controversy with Nasser be chan
Sound Reason
Two Restrictions on Press
By DAVID
WASHINGTON It would be
most unfortunate if, when the
press itself is involved in
controversies with Ihe govern
ment, only one side of the case is
presented to the public. It so
happens that
there are , two
disputes going
on just now.
One relates to
the White House
decision not to
make a public
ceremony when
President E I a-
enhower next
M Sunday takes
M the oath of of-
fp for his second term inasmuch
a. thi whole thine will be re
peated on Monday for the public
anvhow.
The other episode relates to
the decision of the Stale Depart
ment in declining to issue pass
ports to American correspondents
who want to enter Red China.
The administration has sound rea
sons for both decisions and is
supported by many precedents.
l-irl k In the molests ot tlic
correspondents who want to be
present at the White House next
Sunday, there was originally a
plan to admit a few persons nom
the press, but it became apparent
that if one group a representa
tive or two from the writing press
were presenl, radio would want
coverage, too. and so would the
photographers. It would not slop
there, because the movies and
television feel they should be ad
mitted wherever any olher branch
of the press is admitted. In the
end il becomes a public show.
The primary reason lor nor
having a public ceremony nas
been that somehow it desecrates
the Sabbath In have such a dis
play on a Sunday. Ihe last time
inauguration day fell on Sunday
was Maren i. ion. v.mn
dent Wilson took the oath of of
fice for his second term in too
president's room at the Capitol
jusl as he finished signing bills
and as the ti-tth congress was ad
journing at noon. Only few
friends and (he cabinet witnessed
the event. No reporters or pho
tographers or movie camera oper
ators were admitted, l nc next
day Mr. Wilson took the oath
again on the east front ot tnc
Capitol, and the inaugural parade
was held as usual. Nobody pro
tested then.
n. i...i.v hmvever. in-
eludes lelveision. ant tms
quires a lot ol apparatus mm
makes every incident televised a
public alitor. Thus far the Sen
ate of the t'niled Stales has rc
lust'd lo permit any television or
movie or still cameras inside the
Senate i-n.unhrr while it IS in ses
sion. W lien senators take the oalh
i ol unite. Iliey cannot be pliolo
. graphed doing so. Reporters may
see and write about it, but there
i is no show lor Ihe screen, home
committee sessions are televised.
but Speaker Uavt.ttrn has reltised
in m.t.. - ,...n,..ai mie tn nermit
tar.
UTS
" M 'he time. in which these atrocities took
Some committees allow pro-jplacc has condemned them and
tiTAS i W n
A (C(lt,ral court ruird that of action will rapidly lose for the
picture-taking interferes with the South the sympathy ot all elements
j orderly processes of the law. The! in ihe rest of the country unless
American Har Association at Its vigorous measures are taken to
last two conventions went on rcc-
"''") Photogr.-
phcrs and television antl movies
, covlriroin trials. The Supreme
Court of the United States bars
uhnlncr:mhe. anil 1,-1 e V I I on
TUCKER
neled to the United Nations. He
maintained that it was the only
way to uphold international moral
ity. He called for a similar ap
proach in handling the Hungarian
revolt.
But now, with his new program
for defending the Midle East
against possible Russian invasion
he has outflanked the U. N. He
has done so because of its demon
strated ineffectiveness. In foreign
opinion, he has adopted the very
policy which he denounced when it
was executed by Britain, France
and Israel. On this point Ben
Gurion agreed with Prime Min
ister Macmillan and Premier Mol
let. Alarming Development Within I'.N'.
Western diplomats and legisla
tors, including many prominent
Americans, sec another alarming
development within the U.N. it
self. It is the fact that the Rus
sian-Asian-African bloc has be
come so strong numerically that
it can frequently block Western
proposals for peace or for pun-
isnment of guilty aggressors.
When the U.N. was composed of
only 51 nations, the American and
Western representatives could al
ways command a majority, and
usually the two-thirds required for
action on important matters in the
General Assembly. But now that
the U.N. consists of 80 members,
the Russians and their Asian-Afri
can sympathizers can muster a
minimum of 35 votes.
Recent events may increase the
strength of this hostile delegation.
Several European and Latin-Amer
ican nations, with a total of 25
votes, have been alarmed by the
Anglo-French-Israeli invasion of
Egypt, which they interpret as a
revival of colonialism. They may
he tempted to line up with the
Communists and their Allies, if
only as a warning, in forthcoming
conflicts.
Thus. Moscow is making gains
both inside and outside the United
Nations.
(Released by McClure News
paper Syndicate)
Claimed for
LAWRENCE
ing. If the entire nation saw the
president on tcelvision Sunday
taking the oath, it would spoil
the show for Monday. Lots of
time and money are expended by
organizations here to arrange an
inaugural parade and all that
goes with it. To televise tnc sun
day ceremony could make the
Monday affair a complete anti
climax. Officially the White
House did not give such reason
but satd merely that, II It invited
the reporters to the private af
fair on Sunday, it would have to
ask the members of the diploma
tic corps, prominent officials and
their friends and there wasn't
room for all these.
On the subject of letting Amer
ican newsmen enter Red China
with U. S. passports, the State
Department argues that the press
is not above the law. The "trad
ing with the enemy act" forbids
the presence of Americans in
countries with which the United
States is engaged in hostilities.
The armistice signed at I'anmun
jom has never been followed by
treaty of peace with Red China.
So far as the Slate Department
is concerned, the press is a line
of business. To let down Ihe bars
for one set of citizens involves a
discrimination against all other
American citizens who today want
tts visit in or trade with Red
China. Whether the members of
the press like it or not. the law
of the land is that any American
who carries money into Red
China violates the statute and can
be punished. To decline lo prose
cute one set of violators and to
apply the law to others would be
discriminatory. If congress wants
to change the law or declare the
United States is "at peace" with
Comunist China, it can do so any
day. But it is the Treasury De
partmentnot the Slate Depart
mentwhich today has the duty
of enforcing the "trading with
the enemy act.
The Press is subject to law just
as is any other business. The
Supreme Court of the United
States decided this in 1937 when
it said the first amendment to
the constitution does not immu
nize the press from the organiza
tion of labor unions by reporters
nor from any of the regulations
concerning working conditions
imposed by the government with
respect to all businesses, free
dom of the press" does not, of
course, include freedom to vio-
t,i i. m th tatnt hnk
fConvne-tit rS7.
New York Herald-Tribune.
Unpardonable
Oulrajjes
Asturian Budget
Southern supporters of racial
segregation do themselves no good
by such outrages as the bombing
of churches and homes of Negro
ministers who have led a light
; as
st segregation on buses, hven
Folsom of Alabama, the slate
Gov
prevent further atrocities.
rRKCKH'S GOOD NATURE
Washington Irving
An inexhaustible good nature
THE CAPITAL JOURNAL
Red Leader Would Revive
Division for Propaganda
By JAMES
Associated Press
WASHINGTON CP The Reds
have troubles too. This sometimes
gets lost sight of in this country's
concern about the Russians and
their tricks. One of their troubles
is emotionalism.
An example of it is in informed
reports from Moscow that Com
munist party boss Nikita Khrush
chev wants to revive the Comin-
form which he and his friends
killed last April. It was a Red
information bureau created to
spread world communism.
The emotionalism can work, and
to some extent has worked, for
the benefit of the West. But it is
the most dangerous, because it is
the most unpredictable element in
the Russian leadership.
Stalin could be predicted pretty
well: not his precise moves but
his general strategy. He was a
Bolshevik but he was basically
conservative: he wanted to expand
but cautiously.
He tried to blockade Berlin in
19-18-49 to see how much he could
get away with in the West. It did
not cost him anything. Defeated
there by this country's airlift, he'
tried his luck in the East by letting
the Korean War start.
There is no reason lo believe he
would not have started a general
war but only If he felt sure of
winning. And one thing he always
did with two exceptions was to
exact rigid discipline from Com
munist parties everywhere.
Hut because of these exceptions
Yugoslavia and Red China he
left his political heirs with a tat
tered legacy. With the defiance by
Yugoslavia's Tito in 1948 and the
emergence of the Chinese Reds as
masters of the China mainland in
1949 Stalin lost his absolute con
trol of world communism.
China was too big for Russia lo
hope to dominate it as it domi
nated the small satellites. The
Chinese Reds now play along with
Russia. They need Russia's econo
mic and military help. There's no
evidence Hussia runs them.
Hut it was with Tito in lettinc
him live after he broke with Mos
cowthat Stalin tnnv have made
his biggest mistake. By Ihe time of
Stalin's death the survival of Tito
and the growth of Red China had
filled oilier Communist parties,
particularly in the satellites, with
some ideas of their own.
It was last year that Khrushchev
and his friends soucht to make the
best of a bad situation in the Com
munist world by denouncine Stalin
and telling Communists elsewhere
they could assert some independ
ence.
What was emotional about this
was the way it was done. There
had heen no real preparation for
it. Khrushchev practically blurted
; out the shift
party Congress
year.
il took Communists everywhere
For All Your Tires and Auto Needs
Shop Ihe Following Shell Stations:
Sears Shell
I2lh and
Million Sti.
Brown's
Shell Service
IHSWallici Rd.
Shell;
THESE FOUR SHELL DEALERS ARE
GENEROUSLY DONATING ALL PROFITS
MADE ON SUNDAY, JAN. 20th,
TO THE HUNGARIAN RELIEF FUND
SpotuoKd
by 1m I
m i a ij t'jiL r i
Interested in a Swap?
MARLOW
News Analyst
by surprise. It caused factional
splits in Red parties outside Rus
sia and, with the loosening of the
controls, led to bloody revolt in
Hungary and the less bloody at
tempt by the Poles to get more
independence.
What happened this week in the
satellites was almost unbelievable,
and certainly would have been
unnecessary, in Stalin's days. This
was the visit of Chou En-lai, the !
Red Chinese premier to Poland to
persuade the Poles to stick with
Moscow.
Hungary, Poland, the disputes
and dismay of Communist parties
outside the Iron Curtain were all
gains for the West.
Khrushchev's party Congress
opens again next month. He and
his coleaders will have to make
some explanations for their dis
asters of 1956 and, no doubt, will
have to lay down a new line to
recoup their losses.
The emotionalism of Khrushchev
and his friends is not pretty to
think about if Russia suffers new
reverses which make them think
they have to try something drastic
to survive.
Salem 36 Yrs. Ago
By BEN MAXWELL
Jan. 17, 1921
On this day 36 years ago Capi
tal Journal carried a front page
story about the erratic fountain at
State and Liberty streets, a foun
tain that served the thirsty and
the dirty. The story concluded by
saying lhat many who came to
drink remained to swear.
L. Louis Marin, distinguished
French statistician, had calculated
that 8.501.437 men had lost Iheir
lives in World War between Aug.
2, 1914 and Nov. 11. 1918.
In an editorial "Gold Brick For
the Fruit Grower" Capital Journal
had said: "The hish protective
tariff is part and parcel of the
commercialized policies of a by
gone era and its advocacy as a
panacea for reconstruction of the
after the war period reflects the
bankruptcy in constructive states
manship of a Congress as tinpro
gressive as ariv in history."
City council had provided Salem
police department with a motor
cycle and sidecar but failed to add
an extra man to the force as pa
trolman and rider for the new
I vehicle.
I L. X
Simon and Ben O. Pade.
' Salem grocers, had purchased the
; Poisal and Shaw grocery at Miller
1 and Commercial streets,
I
tactics at the I H. E. Welsh who had an expert
Moscow last! mental wireless station on his
farm north of Salem had an
' nounced that a wireless telephone
Van Bean's
Shell Service
I20S N. Capitol
Robinson's
Shell Service
680 Center St.
Cenltr and
liberty Sri.
concert would be sent out from the
YMCA station in Portland, a pro
gram of particular interest to ama
teur radio operators in Salem.
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POOR MAN'S PHILOSOPHER
Ability to Fish Said to Be
Wliitp House Qualification
-
By HAL
NEW YORK W - Typewriter
tattle:
A wise mother will teach her
ku in fish richt now that is,
if she hopes later in lite he ll an
gle for an address ai me nnne
House, Washington, D. C.
The odds are heavy against the
lad who hasn't at least learned
to dangle a worm in water at the
end of a pole.
The latest issue of "The Fish
erman," a magazine, cites these
statistics:
A majority of U. S. presidents,
from Dwight Eisenhower right on
back to George Washington, mem
ber of the first sport fishing club
formed in North America, have
been more or less ardent follow
ers of lzaak Walton.
The voters elected 14 consecu
tive fishing presidents, but never
have elected three non-fishermen
in a row.
Calvin Coolidgc bowed to tradi
tion and apparently became a
fisherman after his election.
Grover Cleveland, one of a
number of presidents criticized for
spending too much time fishing,
replied:
Every patriotic, tnougnuui ci
tizen, whether he fishes or not,
should lament that we have not
among our countrymen more fish
ermen." Commented President Herbert
Hoover:
The American people have re
spect for privacy only on two oc
casions: one of them is praying
and the other is fishing; and the
President can't pray all the
lime . . ."
President Eisenhowers tip:
"Caution is the most valuable
asset in fishing, especially if you
are the fish."
In the 1920's famous people like
.
BOYLE
Bobby Jones, Babe Ruth, Ber.
A D.,-.,!, r.r,A Ik. r..
VYinosor wore caps.
But from a peak of 55 millior
caps in 1927 production fell to Ti
million in 1937, and these wer(
mostly worn, or spun caps.
Why the slump? The cap and
cloth hat institute says the gang,
ster films in the 1930's murdered
their business.
"Every time Jimmy Cagney
threw a pie in a girl's face, he
was wearing a cap," said Eugene
Saunders, president of the insti
tute, tvery croon, hoodlum
thug or murderer left a cap ai
the scene of the crime."
The cap manufacturers, riding
a new boom, are proud that caps
now adorn the heads of people
like President Eisenhower, base
ball star Ted Williams, actor Rex
Harrison and author Ernest Hem
ingway. This time the cap-makert have
declared an open war against
movie or TV producers who "iden
tify gangsters by having them
wear a cap." Tophats, fedoras,
derbies or football helmets ill
okay. But caps no!
"It's them or us," laid
Saunders.
A Smile or Two
As a professor in a small Mid
western college, it was my duty to
attend faculty meetings. During a
discussion of teaching problems
and students' inabilities to grasp
simple fundamentals, one of the
professors suddenly exclaimed,
"What this college needs is a
course l.i Common Sense."
The college president raised his
eyebrows, lowered his voice, and
asked, "Who would teach it?"
W. F. Schaphorst in Ford Farm
ing. Television
Washers
Pymt. per mo.
Salem, Oregon
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