Capital Journal, Salem, Ore., Thursday, March 16, 1950 Dumb Animals Are Smart I ' I j ai I maMaaaaaaiaaaaaA Kitten on the Keys Is not so dumb scientists find animals are smart By VANCE PACKARD Aulhnr of Animal 1Q (Dial Prpis, N. V.) YVrlltrn Exclusively for AP Nensfeaturra Most Americans are under the impression that (he smartest animal in the world is the dog or the horse. Actually the dog is a moron compared with a racoon. And the horse is a rattle brained nitwit compared with an elephant. Scientists have speculated for years about which is the brainiest creature in the animal world The evidence now indicates that at least on the basis of tests made, the chimpanzee heads the class. Chimps can perform feats of reasoning that are beyond some primitive human beings. And in tests they have outrcasoned typi cal five-year-old American youngsters. Prof. Harry F. Har low, head of the University of . Wisconsin's large primate labor atory, slates that in some tests the chimps "actually did better than most of the children." It is not difficult for a chimp to figure how to get a banana suspended far beyond his reach If any boxes are in sight. He will usually quickly get the idea of stacking the boxes to make a platform. Many three-year-old children still can't get the idea of stacking a few blocks to build a tower. The average chimp can saw wood, hammer nails, sweep up the floor and use a screwdriver as competently as many pre school youngsters. A chimp, of course, is a mem ber of the monkey family.. The monkeys are almost all mental wizards by animal standards. Monkeys will figure in a few seconds how to open a puzzle box that will baffle dogs for hours. The standard puzzle box is so easy for a monkey that he will quickly become bored with it Only when you introduce tricky locks, T-latches and combina tlon serial locks will you cause tht monkey to start scratching his head. Once he has learned the secret of a lock it never again troubles him. Outside the monkey kingdom the animal that has probably Impressed psychologists most with its brilliance is the racoon of American woodlands. In the psychologist's labora tory tli 'coon Is a riot. He will put his paws into the psycholog- ist'i pocket Just to see what is there and he will go back into puzzle boxes after he has opened them just for the fun of opcrat lng the gadgets (even though the food bait Is no longer present.) The elephant, investigators are finding, has a really jumbo- Blzed mind. The elephants tested at the Bronx Zoo caught on very rapidly to the idea of pulling atrings to get hidden food, in the shell game test. And in the teakwood Jungles of Southeast Asia investigators are finding that elephants casu ally perform tasks requiring a high order of brainwork, much higher, for example, than the work expected of a farm horse They stack huge teakwood 1or neatly Into piles. And they give every sign of comprehending a mechanical principle, which is extraordinary for animals below the monkey. One mechanical principle they seem to under stand is the log slide. They place logs on the slide, maneuver them carefully into position with their trunks, then give them a push with their front foot and watch critically while the log swoosh es down into the water. One final animal that appar ently deserves mention among the world's brainiest animals is the coyote. Although widely despised by sheepmen and cattle ranchers, the coyote is crafty and a genius at adapting himself to all conditions. He has even been known to hitch rides on wagons or moving flatcars. One au thority on coyotes reports they know how to disguise themselves . . . how to play Jokes and trick other animals . . . how to imi tate the sounds thev hear . . how to get through barbed wire fences . . . and how to hunt co operatively. Men who set out trap lines for coyotes often find that every trap on the line has been sprung. And when they investigate they often find coyotes sneaking along behind them. The coyote can best be trapped by playing his great curiosity. (Curiosity is an Less Tooth Decay for Stuttering Children Cleveland, March 16 P) Two dental experts report that stut tering children have less tooth decaly than those with normal decay than those with normal The pair, Dr. .Howard E. Kess Icr and Mrs. Amy Bishop Chap lain, based their opinion on a study of 400 public school children here. ' Nationalists Pound Shanghai Taipei, Formosa, March 16 W) Nationalist Chinese warplanes today pounded Lunghwa airfield at Shanghai as the new govern ment cabinet was inaugurated. Five waves of planes dropped bombs on the big airfield, now controlled by Sino-communist forces. The first wave dumped 10 bombs on the control tower, air force headquarters said. Observation planes later re ported fires were consuming in stallations. The Lunghwa run ways were said to have been 80 percent destroyed. Air headquarters also report ed extensive attacks on Luichow peninsula, opposite Hainan is land. Barges and other craft were attacked with more than 100 junks reportedly sunk. Other planes hit around Amoy, mainland port opposite Formosa. Some 30 craft anchored off the coast were bombed. Commun ist soldiers were bombed and straffed on a highway outside the port. Red craft off Chusan island, 100 miles northwest of Nanking, also were bombed. Premier Chen Cheng took over the seal of office from retiring Premier Yen Hsi-Shan. Yen predicted eventual collapse of the mainland communists in a farewell address. The new cabinet will hold it" first formal meeting Friday, Fall Bazaar Interests Hubbard The Ladies Aid of the Hubbard Community church Plane Hits Cafe Las Vagas, Nov., March 1 P) A fighter plane ploughed into a cafe at Las Vegas airforce base today, injuring 17 persons, three critically. With two exceptions, the jureca were Dase personnel or post exchange employes, gath ered in the snack bar for mid- morning coffee. index of intelligence.) One trap per reports he has had excellent luck catching coyotes by bury ing an old alarm clock near the trap. The coyote becomes intrigued to find what causes the ticking that he steps accidentally onto the hidden trap. Use Easter Seals Little Judy shows this giant Peter Rabbit how to paste an Easter Seal on the back of an envelope. You can help the thousands of crip pled children throughout the na tion just like Judy by putting an Easter Seal on every letter you write. If you haven't re ceived your supply of 1950 Eas ter Seals through the mail, con tact the Oregon Society for Crip pled Children and Adults, Inc., 533 Terminal Sales Bldg., Port land 5, Ore. Sfudebaker in Low Price Field Detroit, Mich., March 16 U.R Studebaker turned the low price car field into a four-way battle with Ford, Chevrolet and Plymouth today by stripping $75 worth of "extras" from its Champion models. Announcement of the import ant automotive independent prompted industry speculation of an all out price war in the low price bracket. Observers pointed out that the entire industry is becoming in creasingly competitive. Kaiser Frazer will enter the low price field this spring, and Nash plans a new small car at a low price. Studebaker listed typical fac tory prices for the custom Cham pions at $1,410 for the five-pas senger coupe, and $1,415 for four-door sedans. Chevrolet's special four-door sedan sells for $1,355 and Ford's deluxe six for $1,365. Denson Frat Pledge Silverton Among the 30 men at Pacific university pledg ed to Alpha Zeta fraternity dur ing the past week is Ton Den son, son of Mr. and Mrs. T. J. Denson of 277 Jerome street. Denson graduated from Wash ington high school and Is study, ing optometry in his freshman year at Forest Grove. (Congregational) held an all- day meeting in the home of Mrs. Lester Will. Devotionals were lead by Mrs. Riley Mains, Mrs. A. J. Smith was in charge of the program. The visiting commit tee reported and a report was given on the work being done at the parsonage, which is pro gressing. All present worked on fancy work for the fall bazaar. DJNTCAMBjF - ctoctir A NO DIUO ttota. "I never knew tuna could be so delicious !" You'll say that, too, with your very first taste of Bumble Bee Fancy Solid Pack Light Meat Tuna 1 Never minced, never oil-soaked; Bumble Bee's solid pack means solid goodness tender, full-flavored, so good you'll want to eat it as is! 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