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Outside Oregon: Monthly, $1.00; 6 Mos., $0.00; Year. $12. 4 Salem, Oregon, Tuesday, March 7, 1950 Attlee Put on Spot King George IV's speech from the throne opening par liament in London a speech written as customarily by the new government, promised that all controversial legisla tion would be pigeonholed during the coming year, as neither the laborites or conservatives want another election in the near future. Prime Minister Attlee immediately fol lowed with the announcement that labor would stick to the schedule for nationalization of steel, "to give effect to acts passed by parliament," but would not press for other na tionalizations now. Winston Churchill immediately put Attlee on the spot with a request for a definite pledge that labor would not take over steel until a date "not later than nine months after the next general election." This offer to labor was a respite from threat of sudden overthrow and to relieve the pressure on the administration forced by an election. The nationalization bill passed by the last parliament provides that government directors be appointed after October 1, 1950, and that the actual takeover of the steel industry should be accomplished between January 1, 1951, and January 1, 1952. Churchill's conservatives decided last night to press for a vote expressing dissatisfaction with labor's policies on nationalization of steel and construction of housing. With labors' precarious majority of seven seats in Commons, its position is precarious for an adverse vote of lack of confi dence would force another general election. When the steel nationalization bill was passed, labor had a 148-seat major ity. The conservative challenge which conceivably could bring the government's resignation if successful was con tained in two proposed amendments to the customary gov ernment motion for approval of the king's speech which laid down the program yesterday. One amendment expresses regret that the speech con tains no reference to the future of the iron and steel in dustry. The second amendment scored a "continuing de cline" in house building, criticizing the government pro gram for not including "more effective measures to deal with the situation." The Mayor's Off-Street Parking Plan Mayor Elfstrom has long been an advocate of off-street parking, whether downtown or in shopping areas of the city. . At the Friday meeting of the Retail Trade Bureau, Elf strom made the first definite contribution offered by any one yet, to help the downtown parking situation. He sug gested the widening of three streets and the using of a section of River street next to the Willamette bridge for a parking lot. His latest suggestion to the downtown merchants was one combining the logic of city improvement and merchant initiative to meet the problem of finding more parking spaces. The widening of the streets is a sound, intelligent, long range move. Other streets in the city should be widened, too, as the city manager has indicated, but the three Elf strom mentioned for downtown will help a particular park ing problem. On the other hand, the Baldock traffic plan calls for the widening of streets in other parts of town at a later date for improved traffic flow. Elfstrom was shrewdly cautious in limiting his sugges tion to the street widening and the one parking lot. He was speaking both as mayor of the city and as a downtown merchant. He realized the limits he could go as mayor in suggesting downtown improvement, backed by civic co operation. As a businessman, he was one of those who realized that the off-street parking problem downtown will be licked only when the cooperation of the merchants is brought together in a joint merchant-operated parking lot program such as followed in other cities. Elfstrom has offered the merchants the basis for a pro gram that will ease the downtown situation if those merch ants respond by uniting and supplementing the plan with parking lots of their own. Elfstrom has made the'firsf move as mayor and civic leader. Now the next move is up to the downtown merchants. Dust Bowl Returning? There seems to be every indication that the plains states are entering into another cycle of dry years which peri odically have followed a series of wet years since settle ment began and that the "dust bowl" is returning with its own aridity. Dispatches state that high winds are whipping up dust clouds over thousands of acres of crop land and stripping the sou ot its tertile top sou, cutting down visibility, espe cially in Texas and New Mexico, similar to the "black bliz zards" of the 1930s, which also started blowing early in the spring destroying thousands of acres of cropland and ruining countless farmers. The high winds have fanned prairie fires across Kansas and Nebraska as well as the Texas Panhandle. Unless copious rainfall follows, weather forecasters say that this is just the beginning, as severe blowing out of wheat and other crops is following precedent. Against the warnings and protest of agricultural au- thorities the high war time prices and government support prices following, assuring profit to the farmers, has caused the plowing up of millions of acres of natural grassland for grain crops, land that was resown for grazing to check the dust storms, for the immediate profit, heedless of the future. . Many who got rich quickly, will now pay the penalty, for the shallow fertile top soil, held in place by grass sod, when plowed is blown away in periods of droughts. That is to be expected in the dust bowl where dry cycles follow wet as the night the day and only return to grazing will ventually solve the problem. George Stuck by His Gum Story Bristol, England, March 7 (P) George Law said It was the automobile that had been stolen from him three years, despite a different coat of paint and ehanged engine and chassis , numbers. He pointed out one thing that was the same a piece of chewing gum he had used to patch an oil leak. Local magis trates agreed and ordered the oar returned to him. BY H. T. WEBSTER Life's Darkest Moment 1 S)' ill sni,Ai SOU. WHCW You 6ROUJ IIP AJOBnOVS Bmu' lb -Take cake of You. You'll have To do it Yourself. Th' mjohi n ivWr m.c va-.,. A livin'. ysp. you'll HAue is s-town ai YOUH OWN FEET- BUT F You An't AFRAID . Or HAKO WORK, AH ARE .ONEST t 4 1 V&OI lOULL GIT ALONG t ALL RIGHT: I DID FACtMS TTie GRIM ReLITIES , BACK IN TFlE BCMIGHTCO RAYS B6F0K6 SOCWL SecURITY? PEN SIONS, BONUS67S AND OTHER BLESSINGS OF Trie WELFARe STATE ,1, WASHINGTON MERRY-GO-ROUND Key Civilians to Be Trained on What to Do in Event of War By DREW PEARSON Washington In a recent conference with congressional "Big Four" leaders, the president made it bluntly clear that he ex pected them to finish passage of the federal aid-to-education bill, which already has passed the senate. "I'm depending on you to get a satisfactory bill through the house during BY CARL ANDERSON Hen this session. Truman told Speaker Sam Rayburn and House Majority Chief John Mc Cormack. The President added that he wouldn't at tempt to dictate the terms of the bill regarding such controversial questions as free bus transportation for pa rochial students. "The demoratic party," he mi Drew Pearioo said, "has promised aid for our want it or not. CAPITAL NEWS CAPSULES John L. Lewis vs. Phil Murray The good old American spirit of free competition may be fine regarding some things but it was partly responsible for the coal crisis. Harry Moses of U.S. Steel's giant H. C. Frick Coal Company put his finger on this during closed-door talks when he refused to give John L. Lewis a bigger wage than that given Phil Murray's CIO Steelworkers. When rank-and-file union mem bers see a boost going to a rival union, they demand the same thing whether union leaders KRISS-KROSS Join the Latest Fad; Pick A Name for Delake's Monster ByCHRISKOWITZ.Jr. Genus moroleuthis . . . manatee . . . cetorhinus. Sounds like a page from a Greek refresher course? . . . No . . . Those are just some of the scientific guesses as to the identity of the huge mass of sea life which washed up on Delake's beach over the week-end. Laymen havei been content to call the thing "the monster, "p r e h is t o r icl goose," "Tub-f by," or "Smelly Nellie," etc. Whatever the thing is, it' brought about a late-winter Fourth of July for Delake . . . thousands flocked to the coastal long pants. Had bowlegs and frau city Sunday to cast curious eyes Dolly Madison insisted that he do on the whatchamacallit, and s0- Actually, however, Dolly small crowds were still dropping wore the pants in the family, in Monday and Tuesday. Length unknown." One Salem woman, who view- Wel1. as the old saying goes, ed (and smelled) the 22-foot you learn something new every creature Monday, brought back dav- only one impression . . . "It stinks'" Observed by Salem man on re- And while Smelly Nellie (or iJSSSi.H. mf whatever else you might want wg e""!m en frlendsmeet' to call it) is causing onlookers filSl! to wrinkle their noses, it's J," fr0m a tnp to the white" prompting scientists all over the , ' nation to dive nosefirst into L,e me see the hand that textbooks in search for an an- shok the hand o Truman," one swer to the question of the day: o 4the men said. Other man held "What is it?" 'out right hand. First man look- ... . ,. , . ed at hand, then said, "Let me fientisls have agreed shake the other hand !. iiiub me punster is actually a schools and I am determined that we make good on that promise. You bring me a bill down here and I'll sign it." BRIEFING PUBLIC ON A-WAR , A plan to form a chain of air craft spotters across the United Idaho Potatoes Here are two interesting things about the potato surplus: 1 Idaho pota toes aren't glutting the market like Maine spuds. 2 Acreage quotas aren't going to limit the potato crop much. Farmers simply use more fertilizer. Maine farmers have now increased Ca m. k riavn Sr" i. u " J ' ' " ?,aLfrArri"tthe .2Lti. tttoJE- POOR MAN'S PHILOSOPHER National Defense Department. The idea is for the public to do less worrying and more pre paring for possible atomic attack. acre, whereas the national yield is 211 bushels. Thanks to fer tilizer and insect sprays, how ever, the national average next rw . 1 I Ctlrll Kowllz, Jr. wrestled and killed an octupus under water in the Delake aquarium.) Some of the darndest things come over the Associated Press wires. The following gem of in formation, evidently an answer to some one's query on a certain phase of history of presidents' clothing customs, livened up the wires over the week-end: "Madison was first to wear To this end the general public year wU1 1x5 240 bushels. Mean will be briefed on how to escape while top Idaho spuds have been danger and stop panic, while ci- selling for $2.75 to $3.50 per vilian minute-men will be train- bushel while Uncle Sam is pay ed in peace for possible duties in lnS a support price of around Getting People to Attend Public Dinner Now Active Industry case of war. One of these is a civilian air craft warning net, stretching in an arc across 25 northern states from North Carolina to Califor $2 for surpluses. Idaho that potatoes have been piling up. Hot War It didn't leak out, but the cold war almost turned By HAL BOYLE New York (IP) Today, we take you for So it s not in peak at a great American industry a behind-the-scenes It is the business of getting people to attend a public dinner. And right now it is one of the most active industries in the United States. nia cutting across the middle of int a hot war las week. Yu- Public ners fall din- into Illinois. Ohio and Indiana. Civil ian volunteers will be trained, then kept on a stand-by basis at goslav troops were on the verge of invading Albania, which would probably have precipt key posts to scan the skies for tated a counter-attack by Russia, enemy planes. This is necessary But u s- Ambasador George Al to supplement our radar screen len in Belgrade got wind of Yu which hasn't been completed yet goslavia's preparations, went to and has certain blind spots, any- Marshal Tito and told him that, jj0W if Yugoslavia did invade Al- Tlie navy has also been as- an'a' the United States would signed to work with civilian au- "5e d ' fT"?6 h"" thorities in order to throw a dim- J,JZ?. J1"!? out switch down the Pacific 5?ed Tlto of and he called off two broad class-1" es: 1. The testi monial dinner. 2. The "wor thy cause" dinner. nl,. tn fnrlr nnf h the cash for a a ticket to a ;...(I..WJ1M1. Hal Boyle people are afraid not to buy a ticket. This assures a full, at tentive house. But roping folks into going to a dinner for "a worthy cause" is quite another matter Approach ed with a proposition of this sort, the average man will run for the nearest excuse. His mother-in law has just come down with the measles or his wife has broken her arm playing Canasta, and he has to take her to the hospital. This reluctance has created a coast as an emergency, anti-sub' marine measure. A similar pro gram will be work out later for the Atlantic coast. MUST FACE UNPLEASANTRIES The plans being drafted in clude some unpleasant news, but military leaders believe they should be faced now. his troops. (Copyrllht 1950) iY,ilnna ,1,111 ho trninpH In PHPh hunk off a very common form of This writer has suddenly been city to care for the dead and wounded and restore tne city to emergency operation. Mobile units will also be trained to f Looks Like Myrtle the Turtle Is Going to Be a Mama All Right Chicago, March 7 W) Myrtle the turtle of the Brookfield zoo is fertile and apparently is going to be a mama. Myrtle the turtle. Zoo Director Robert Bean explained, isn't exactly a turtle. She's a 28-year-old, 300-pound giant tortoise In case of atomic attack, key from the Galapagos islands off the west coast of South America. Bean said Myrtle's babies will testimonial din ner is no problem at all. Gen erally the gent being honored is new specialist the professional so fowerful that at least 1,000 Publlc dinneJ arranger. Let us take a typical case. Suppose you are president of the society for relieving impoverish ment among Eskimo architects. You want the society's annual dinner to be a success, so you go to a professional arranger. ' "To begin with my fee will be $750," murmurs this dear old lady. "What!" you bark. "Why f,w fUC waV a, e, r camped with a deluge of cigars squid. But old-time Delakers from friends who have become (heartily backed up by the papas. Guess we'll either have to Chamber of Commerce) insist iearn to smoke or buy us a this monster is the real thing . . . wooden Indian . . . Ardo Tarem, a true demon of the depths. the YMCA masseur, is the only Bulldog Jackson, one of the man in the state who can slap most colorful figures in the his- the governor around and get tory of wrestling who now lives away with it . . '. The Chemeke in Salem, looked at photos of tans, Salem hiking club, plan to Delake's latest pride and joy, climb Mt. Hood on June 10 and and muttered, "Hell, I've rasslcd 11 , . . Home extenson units be worser lookin' things than thai." ing sought by residents of Fruit bulldog, incidcnlly, once land and Keizer district. MacKENZIE'S COLUMN West Germany and France at Loggerheads on Saar Valley By DeWITT MacKENZIE (iPI foreran AMaln Analyst! Once more France and Germany (this time the Bonn govern ment of Western Germany) are at loggerheads over the Saar valley a bone of bitter contention for two centuries. The Saar, which the Bonn regime claims is German territory, lies up against the French frontier. It is of vast importance for two reasons: r It is one of the world's rich est coal areas.; and (what per haps isn't so widely recog nized) has great strategic value militarily. j rms siraicgic aspect is of spe cial significance in view of the deep-seated hostility between the mission appointed by the League two nations, engendered oy a of Nations. After that a plebiscite long train of wars. should be held and the people should decide which one of three At the end of the late war courses they should pursue: Con France detached the Saar from tinue under the league adminis Germany and gave it a status tratlon, make union with France of limited self-government under or with Germany. French direction. The French Have made a treaty On January 15, 1935, the pleb with the Saar under which the iscitc was held and 90.8 percent valley government becomes a' of the vote was for union with "republic" with broader auton- Germany. This was during the omy but with Paris remaining Hitlerian regime, - and it was in charge of foreign relations and widely charged that the Fuehrer military security. France con- had plastered the basin with tinucs in control of the coal Nazi ringers. However, the zone mines for fifty years. The Saar went back to Germany. Now it is promised complete idepen- is again under French control, donee at the end of that time if at least for the time being, the allies approve. France's action has caused hot Actually France has no auth- anger in Bonn. The German gov ority to make final disposition eminent has made it clear that of the Saar at this juncture, it will demand the return of the since the western allies have Saar, and it is expected that a agreed that the matter shall be special session of the legislature settled in the peace conference will be called to deal with the with Germany. However, on the situation. basis that possession is nine In its first post-war election points of the law, the French may in 1947 the Saar voted overwhel have strengthened their position mingly for economio union with In Mixing opportunity by the Franco. 11 w1 DeWill Mackeml forelock. The Saar district, of some 784 square miles, originally came into possession of France in 1766 as part of Lorraine. After the peace of Paris in 1815 it was turned over to Germany. At the end of World War I the Saar basin was awarded to France by the treaty of Versailles, for ex ploitation of the coal fields. The treaty further provided that for 15 years the Saar basin should be governed by a com be the first of the species to be eggs, weighing 3 ounces; under there are only 100 members in hatched in an American zoo. an X-ray machine at a dentist's our society, and we were going Until last Valentine's day when office. On the film, Vaguely and to throw our clambake in Joe's Mvrtlp laid five eeea in the mistilv. were denicted the be- joint. We only charze S2.00. and move into an atomic-blitzed city zoo's reptile house, she was just ginnings of a tiny tortoise, they Joe lets us have his blue plate and aid local authorities. Big- another tortoise. said. . special for $1.50, so we only ex- gest need will be a huge blood But until yesterday Bean and Snedigar estimated the blessed pect to clear four bits a head" reservoir. Another problem con- Robert Snedigar, curator of rep- event will take place in six to So the wise old lady says don't cerns the present humanitarian tiles, had been in the dark as to 10 weeks. The eggs are in a spe- be foolish, nobody goes to a two concept of aiding most critical whether Myrtle's eggs were fer- cial incubator. buck affair anymore. She cases first In mass destructions, tilp km i j-t n . schedules the dinner at the Wal- They said Myrtle's secret was per in their defense," Snedigar ance f tow's a dt laid bare on X-ray film after said. . "She just lacks all in- lrance Iee t0. 1.0 a. aucat' they placed one of the tortoise stincts of motherhood." Who Says Hollywood Isn't Wild? Los Angeles, March 7 (U.R) The west is still wild. While Shoppers scattered for cover, a coyote strqlled down fashionable Wilshire boulevard yesterday. WHO WOULD BE SELECTED? Atomic Age 'Noah's Ark' To Ride Out Radioactivity By JOHN M. ROACH . New York, March 7 (Ufc Mr.' and Mrs. John Q. Public wouldn't stand a chance to climb aboard an atomic age "Noah's ark to ride out H-bomb radioactivity. All the space would be filled with Hollywood movie queens like Inffred Bergman and Jane Russell who would keep company more, tne middleman nas Deen wit), males like Dr. Albert Ein making more. stein and Gen. Dwight D. Eisen. in January, 1849, for instance, hower. it will be more important to con centrate on aiding those who have a better chance of surviv ing. This tragic problem is al ready under study by medical experts. A huge national war game, testing military - civilian team work from coast-to-coast, is also proposed. SENATE FOOD-PRICE PROBE The inside story behind high food prices will be brought out into the open today by courtly, white-haired Sen. Guy Gillette, an Iowa dairy farmer whose subcommittee has been digging into skyrocketing prices of cof fee, milk, bread, eggs, poultry and live stock. Despite terrific pressure to stop this probe, Gillette will show that, while farmers' income is shrinking and consumers pay "Who's going to make the main speech?" she asks. "Why, I was," you say lamely, and she remarks, "Don't be piti ful. We gotta get some big name talkers." "But who cares about helping the poor, downtrodden Eskimo architects?" you inquire. And she says leave that to her. Well, it turns out that a sena tor from Washington would be more than glad to discuss, "The Eskimos are our first line of de fense." And a bigwig from the United Nations is just aching to give a half -hour report on "Peace in the Far Snow It's wonderful." And for entertainment? It turns out that a brilliant young composer has just finished a new piece called, "North Pole Seren ade," and would love to try it o-t on the public at a charity Those famous four received the most votes in a poll of prominent Americans who were asked to name the per sons who should be hidden away to give the world the freshest start if civilization were destroyed by H-bombs. The ark, however, would be a deep natural cave. But the nurse he selected was Mrs U:ipannr Pnnspvplt hppausp they would need a "superior banquet. That way he'l sure of woman to care for them until newspaper mention they are adults." Marie Wilson and orchestra leader Spike Jones submitted different lists but both had the same idea. By now the dinner really sounds like something, but how are you going to sell all those $15 tickets? the largest U.S. coffee importer. the Atlantic & Pacific Tea Co., paid 25 cents a pound for coffee, and sold it for 47 cents. Ten months later A & P paid 28 cents a pound, but charged 65 cents. Another big buyer, General Foods, raised its retail price from 51 cents to 76 cents a pound, although it paid approxi mately the same import price as A & P. Manv of tne bie Importers are ,.1.. v-ii- r:i-nmn ta 1-., Hn ...1 1 - icinc x cinema, iiwiiiiu- jvccu an awuuiib ui. Wliai ,. llf 11 u 11 11 i members of the Sugar & Coffee ent Minneapolis, Minn., novelist, goes on in the ark for the next ?erZ Well, believe it or not, in Exchange, which were investi- eliminated headliners in his list world;" Joe Louis "For pro-'"ianna , n heTe ,are thousands gated after World War I because ol who should rebuild civiliza- tection;" Jack Benny "To J People who make a career out of the hike in sugar prices. Gil- tion. He suggested that a commit- keep spirits up;" Dr. Harlow '?"lg t0 pu , c dinners. Some lette investigators figure a sugar tee of top pediatricians select Shapley "An astronomer to " , t 'j u nrice rise is in the cards now. nnp.vpar-r.lri nmhan hnvs tolcp thpm trt annthpr nianpt in- wanl Keep my lace before the public," and the rest Just don't urfui, j t 11 Sh proposed nine men and fBf "Z ' ' t.iV J P - "any beautiful girl to keep these l?ftS LfLn. f ' "i1"',?6,!"! nine men happy." Her males in- to my selected list eluded Einstein-"To figure out , di?,nIer-goer ' and we ? what to do next;" John Gunther ?aUrom-, ' ' price rise is in the cards now, five one-year-old orphan boys take them to another planet in unless the senate coffee probe and five one-year-old orphan case they run into trouble;" scares it off. girls with good bodies and minds. Arthur Rubinstein and his piano "To soothe their nerves with LHienthal Gets His Revenge Philadelphia, March 7 (IP) David E. LHienthal, who gave weariness of senatorial heckling as part of his reason for resigning last month as chairman of the atomic energy com mission, has taken a poet's revenge on two of his most out spoken critics. They are Senators Bourke B. Hickenlooper (R., Ia.), and Kenneth McKellar (D., Tenn.) LHienthal said in a speech here last night he found that as a private cltiien he had to have a card to use the George town, Mei., public library, near his home. He also needed two references. know what else to do after dark. So the dinner is a huge suc- au buuuic men uavca Willi . , , music;" Fred Allen-"For witty Ju 5'000- Then you laiu." iw. Tp,.nn "t . discover there are only five talk;" Drew Pearson diet what's going to happen next" and Gen. Dwight Eisenhower "A military master to keep them out of trouble." 4 . Jones on the other hand nom inated Jane Russel, Ava Gard ner, Lana, Turner, Ann Blythe. really poverty-stricken Eskimo architects in the world. You forward the money to them, they put stoves in their igloos, and the central heating gives them pneumonia and in three weeks there are no more Eskimo architects. You then disband your society. Elizabeth Taylor, Bach, Bee- But that doesn't worry the pro- tnoven, Brahms, Mendelssohn fessional dinner arranger. She bnri 'Snilro .Tnnaa All tha malae t- n I I . . 1 ... i t .... maiEii, to aucauy uusy UI1 Hie annual i So, he said, he put down tha namea of Senators McKellar he failed to note, are dead ex- bannupt nf th fnr ,J and Hickenlooper. cept Jones. tending television to tha Zulus