18 Capital Journal, Salem, Ore., Thursday, Jan. 19, 1950
RADIO PROGRAMS
Father of the Bride
THURSDAY r. M.
By EDWARD STREETER. Illustrated by Gluyas Williams
f H TM JUO PU00 ) I'M STEV eOCtR-EDnORir WELL" I'LL 5 IF - ,'ff -3 Wam J WMgJM
Something was wrong
"circulation."
(Installment XXI)
MR. BANKS PLAYS
TO A FULL HOUSE
No one had told Mr. Banks wheth
er or not he was to be part of the
receiving line. For a moment he
decided against it. Then it oc
curred to him that it he just stood
in the middle of the living room he
might be mistaken lor the caterer.
He slid quietly into place between
his wife and Mrs. Duns-tan as the
first began to pump Mrs. Banks'
arm.
It became immediately apparent
that one of his duties was to in
troduce the guests to Mrs. Dunstan.
Those who were now so eagerly
pushing forward to shake his hand
were, for the most part, lifelong
friends. In spite of this he could
not remember anyone's name.,
"Sing out the last names," he whis
. pered desperately.
Mrs. Banks glanced at him an
' xiousJy. She knew he had been
' going through a considerable strain,
. but she had hoped with all her
being that he would hold together
ior another couple of hours. "Why
' 'Jack and Nancy Hilliard," she cried
feaily. "My dear, you look adorable.
! yes. Wasn't it. I am so glad you
. .thought so. And Grace Lipplncott.
1 am so glad you could ge here."
"Mr. and Mrs. Lippincott,' mum-
Wed Mr. Banks uncertainly. "I
S' ' ean that is to say Mr. and
r.s. Hilliard."
. It was over at last and not a min-
utc too soon. If another person iiad
' Injected himself Into the living room
, ,1116 receiving line would nave been
. squeezed Into the fireplace.
. . Something was wrong, very wrong,
with Mr. Massoula's "circulation."
' Theoretically the guests were sup-
Jposed to slither off the end of the
. eception line, through a French
door, and into the marquee where
Mr. Massoula had set up his bar
-and buffet tables.
The lirst few couples to come
Off the line, however, had chosen
. .the French door in which to hold
long, eager conversation. Those
who had followed had merelv rp-
bounded from this obstacle back
into the living room.
. Mr. Massoula's r nomes were so
. efficient that no one needed to go
ao me oar anyway. They slid like
-eels through the melee, mvsterioiis-
1y carrying trays full of champagne
t niasscs wnere no amateur could
. iHve transported an uncontea doc
. .tie.
. It seemed to Mr. Banks that these
' busy little figures must be paid on
; a piece basis so much per glass
I dispensed. Never had he seen men
. .more devoted to their work. Tim
. .moment a person tilted his glass
they were at his elbow waiting
eaucrly with a fresh supply. It was
' true that he had told Mr. Massoula
; to keep things moving. He had
. merely been thinking of other wed
. dJnaa where he had stood Around
for hours with an empty glass talk
- ing to someone whose name lie did
not know. It was one thing to
'avoid that and another to hurl the
e
with Mr. Massoula's
stun down people's throats every
time tney opened cneir mouens.
The sickening idea occurred to
him that at this rate it would be
all gone in hall an hour.
Later he could remember a roar
of voices and people making faces
at him ana ma King iaces dock ai
people but it was a scene which
would remain forever out of focus
in his memory. Eventually he felt
a tug at his sleeve. Kay and Buck
ley were standing behind him, Kay
holding her crumpled train over
her arm and grinning.
"HI, Pops. We're going to get
ready now. Don't you want to see
me hurl my bridal bouquet?"
He followed them to the front
hall while the wedding guests
whooped noisily after. Kay and
Buckley were already looking down
from the landing.
Mr. Banks was astonished to dis
cover an entirely new expression
on Kay's face. Vanished the ether
eal look she had worn as they start
ed down the aisle. Now her ordi
narily placid features radiated a
self-confident, roguish gaiety that
he had never seen before.
For twenty-four vears Kav had
been as satisfactory a daughter as
any man could desire. His only
complaint, If one could use so strong
a word, was that she was too re
pressed, too shv not a scared rab
bit exactly, but lacking that bold
Hi-asp oi tne reauues wnicn ne ad
mired in women.
Yet here was Kav. whn nnlv a. few
days before had been telllncr him
wiui, une aian t nave uie nerve to go
wrougn wiin it. suindinir hnsidp
Buckley on the landing, looking
over the faces below her with all the
happy, relaxed assurance of a hunt
ing aog wnicn has just retrieved
bird.
eye rested Daierullv for a
moment on Bucklev. Ordinariiv
shy fellow in crowds, he now had
a look of smug possesslveness that
nuiii, nu unexpected wave of lrri-
Liiiion oown Mr. Banks' spine.
The maid of honor was Jockey
ing for UOSitlOn Under th Innrllna
Kay was waiting for her with the
bridal bouquet poised. Small
chance for the eager virgins clam
oring with outstretched arm thir
uxw expiring m naii-nght what
Kiuwra so ongniiy and unashamed
in Kay's. It struck Mr. Banks
that the accented belief thn
married women was a colossal hoax
wiey were merely married by worn
There was a shrill vpinin. tv.
bridal bouquet came sailing over
i in ouu icu. wmi lis usual
precision, Into the outstretched
armi oi the maid of honor. Then
Kny and Buckley disappeared
around the corner of the stairs
followed by the bridal party.
Tho crowd began to spread out
again and Mr. Massoula's wnlklns
dispensaries, apparently refreshed
by the pause, went Into action with
renewed enthmlncm ...
Banks was struck by the need for
-.... luvraioiy ana ne turned to
ward the marquee.
'To Be Continued)
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He Who Laughs Last
Washington, Jan. 19 (P -Cline H. Knowles, 61-year-old
foreman oi a government metal shop, always started the work
ing day with a joke. ,
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supply yard. Grinning workmen gathered around to hear
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Knowles borrowed a watch from one of the workmen
and offered to bet $1 that there was no numeral "6" on the
face. The workman had had the watch a long time. He was
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The crowd began laughing, Knowles joined in. Then sud
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ACROSS
1. Bragged
7. Inlet
13. To this
14, Card gamt
15, Epoch
16. Metal tags of
a lace
18. That man
19. At home
20. Articles of
apparel
21. Marry
22. Undermine
24. Holds a session
25. Young; woman
26. Geometrical
figure
28. Mud volcano
29. Oriental nurse
30. Small stream
31. Vessels
33. ChapB
36. Domestic fowls
37. Grow unin
teresting
38. Humor
39. Aerial rail
ways: colloa.
40. Good-bye
4J. Negative
42. Exist
43. Cylindrical
45. Massachu
setts cape
46. Vacationing
place
48. Epic poem
50. Tempestuous
61. Eating places
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Solution of Yesterday's Puzzl
DOWN
1. Light carriage
2. Of a king
t. Seaweed
4. Ourselves
5. Greek letter
6. Small shark
7. Amorous looks
S. Behaves
10. Alternative
11. Not the same '
ones
11. Sewing
Implement
IT. Musical .
Instrument
21. Tree
23. Prairies
24. Mineral sp rings
25. Irritate
27. Demons
28. Foundation
timber
30. Akin
31. Cutting
Implement
32. Head protector
33. Destiny
34. Victor
35. Rocks
37. Social affair
40. Call
43. High pointed
hill
44. Slender flnlal
46. Any monkey
47. Consequently
. Aneaa
By Gene Ahern