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You're Not Really Lazy
You just know how to moke money without working if you are ona of the many people who turn their cast-off clothing and old furniture
into cash thru the use of a little classified ad in the Capital Journal. It's as simple as picking up your telephone. The hardest part of the
whole job is the effort in dialing the number.
Phone 22406
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