18 Capital Journal, Salem, Ore.,' Friday;'" December '9, '1949
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FRIDAY P. M.
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UlEY SLID INTO EACH OTHER AND AROUND EACH'
' OTHER UNTIL MAN AND BOY AND DUCK WERE DIZZY
(Chapter 5)
MAGIC ROUTE TO SANTA
LAND
"Gladys Hadysl" exclaimed
Serena when she saw what was
In the dwarf's brief case. "What
important looking papersl"
Promptly George George
Frothingham began repacking
the papers. "I positively will go
no further, Serena, unless you
cut out that rhyming."
""' "Slogum Po " began Serena.
- "I mean certainly, If you can't
" appreciate poetry "
'- "Poetry I" snapped the dwarf.
... i Mr. Dilly quickly interrupted.
"What are those strange papers
V in your brief case, Mr. Frothlng
"" ham7"
"They are maps and time ta
' bles I have collected over many
centuries," said the dwarf,
V dumping the stuff out again.
"By studying them carefully
, ! you can find your way to most
i anywhere. Here for Instance, is
! a route I mapped to the moon."
f1, ' He drew out a long narrow
ribbon of paper covered with
,;-strange numbers and letters. He
. "studied it proudly. "You go in
your backyard at one minute
.past midnight on the first night
of the new moon in the last
month of summer," he read.
j"Carry in your left pants' pock
Itt a pound of black eyed peas
-rend in your right pocket a thim
,ble." . "What are they for?" gasped
Henry.
The peas are to pay your fare
with and the thimble is to use
"on your finger when you ring
the moon's doorbell. It might be
hot you know."
Mr. Dilly cleared his throat.
"This is very interesting," he
i.iaid gently. "But we want to
get to Santa Land."
"Oh, yes," said George
George. He put away the map
iJo the moon. "But I have so
J-' many wonderful trips planned
l"'Jiere. It's a shame more people
tdon't come to me for advice on
Jtheir vacations." He riffled
f. -through his papers scattering
Jhem on the ground.
"Ships and trains to the Land
-Hf Cross Eyed Giants. Best Route
.'including detours to the City of
Where Boys Never Wear Rub
X3ers. Roads to Yesterday. A Va
ication in the Milky Way."
"Myl" breathed Henry staring
wat the papers in delight. "I never
knew people could go to those
.-.kind of places."
i "Well," I advertise in the pa
il pcrs," said George George. "But
- no one seems to understand me.
tlpr maybe people just prefer to
go to the beach in the summer.
Now here, I think, is the Santa
ii iand route."
He drew out a square sheet of
paper and studied it closely
while Mr. Dilly, Henry and Ser
ena stared over his shoulder.
"Santa Land Express," read
the dwarf. "Take a pack of
cards. Dear me, I have no
cards!"
Mr. Dilly promptly pulled a
pack of cards from his vest
pocket. "A magician always car
ries cards," he said.
"Good, good," said George
George. "Well, now, it says here
to build a house out of the
cards," he said.
Henry and Mr. Dilly immedi
ately set about building a house
out of the cards. They had a
hard time of it because each
time just as they were about to
put on the roof the whole thing
fell to the ground.
Finally Mr. Dilly pulled out
his magic wand and said some
magic words and after that the
house of cards stood up fine.
' Now, get in the house," said
George George.
"Swiggcr swagger, digger
dagger!" exclaimed Serena, for
getting her promise not' to
rhyme.
"Don't worry," said George
George. "You'll fit." He pulled
tiny red chimney from his
brief case and put it on top of
the card house.
Immediately a strange thing
happened: the house began to
get bigger and bigger until fin
ally Mr. Dilly and Henry and
Serena could walk right in the
front door! As soon as they were
in George George shouted,
Now I am going to shuffle
you!"
With that Mr. Dilly and Ser
ena and Henry and all the cards
in the house burst into the air
with a terrible rippling sound.
They slid into each other and
around each other and on top of
each other until man and boy
and duck were so dizzy and so
tired they fell asleep.
When they woke they found
themselves lying in a snow drift
and covered with fifty-two
plain, ordinary-sized cards.
'Roll and toss, Middleman
boss," squawked Serena. "Wait
until I see George George Froth
ingham again!"
' "But look what he has done
for us," cried Mr. Dilly. "Surely
this must be Santa Land!"
They looked where Mr. Dilly
pointed and saw a little white
cottage in the snow. Beyond the
cottage they saw row on row of
work shops. And beyond the
workshops they saw reindeer
flying above a wind swept field.
"It is!" cried Henry "It really
is Santa Land!"
Whooping with excitement he
ran as fast as he could towards
the wonderful land.
Next: Santa Plans a Party.
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Falls City Organizes
Another Cooking Club
Falls City A 4-M cooKing
club was organized at the grade
school this week. Mrs. Tresa
Smith is the leader. Newly
elected officers are Jean Watson,
president; Alice McFall, vice
president; Jennie Ames, secre
tary; Geraldine Dook, yell lead
er; Joan Williams, news reporter.
Lebanon Serious damage was
received to cars driven by Mel-
vin Schrock of Albany and Ma
son Buck, Lebanon, in a collision
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at Vine and Park avenue. Neith
er driver was injured nor Mrs.
Schrock and two small children,
passengers in the Schrock car.
Buck, according to. both drivers,
attempted to cross Park street
after stopping for the through
street. He failed to see the ap
proaching Schrock machine,
Buck stated.
School Census Shrinks
Unionvale T h e Unionvale
school district school age chil
dren are 103 and last year were
95, Mrs, Ari Launer, school
clerk, reported.
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ROOM AND BOARD
By Gene Ahem
LIKE I SAID, I MET ALFY'5 CASHIER.
WIFE AT DA DRIVE-IN RESTAURANT
BEFORE HE MARRIED HER. "AN
MAYBE IF I GO TALK WITH HER.
I COULD CHANGE HER. MIND
ABOUT NOT WANTIN' ALFY TUH
BE A BOXER,- - I'D PLAY UP
WHAT A FLASHY FIGHTER.
A- in. HE 15, AN HOW HIS
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5Uv MDRC IN Qv RING
THAN WRAPPIN- A
AROUND OA STEERIN' ,
WHEEL Or A TRUCK. ,
'GREAT.' AND "
TELL HER HOW
ALFY COULD
MAKE ENOUGH
MONEY TO
START HIS
OWN CHAIN OF
DRIVE-IN
RESTAURANTS
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