The King Ii Uncrowned Copioui quantities of vaseline failed to free Philip Burrows, 20-months-old Hollywood, . Calif., lad, from a junior toilet seat which he tried to wear as a crown but which slipped over his head (left) and wouldn't f come off. Firemen quickly got to the seat Pf the trouble. t 'They used a hacksaw to get the youngster out of his predica- 'merit, at Hollywood receiving hospital. (AP Wirephoto) WOMEN HERE TO STAY Why Be Embarrassed With Girl Babies? We Need 'Em ; . By ARTHUR ED SON , Washington, Dec. 9 W) What's the matter with girls? : 'Why is it that when girl babies are born,, the average con "gratulator congratulates as if he really didn't mean it? And why is it that the proud father sometimes acts as if he were embar rassed about it all? r : Theres no reason for this. I ;i have wound up a little research .j project, and can faithfully re i port: Women are here to stay. J -Hight now there are 800,000 4 more females (a census bureau 3 iword, not mine) than males In the U.S. : j ' Eight women are In the house ! -of representatives, and a ninth i 'will join them in January. Margaret Chase Smith (R.,-Me.) :H :ts n cpnatnr AnH at Ipfief nnp i' other woman, Rep. Helen Gaha- gan Douglas (D. , -Calif.), wants to be a senator too. Mrs. Smith has said she thinks It would be nice for the Re publicans to run a woman for vice-president. She was too shy to mention names, but I don't dhink she meant Mrs. Alben W. Markley. j Women fill all sorts of lesser Tiosts. They are truckers, glass- blowers, cops, printers, mail car riers, tanners, steamfitters, em ibalmers and Western Union (you'll excuse the expression) 'boys. i ! Look, where we'd be if there 4 : were no women, ; j ; ; without the little dears, we : would have no Mother's Day, no i beauty pageants at Atlantic City t I no grass skirts, no bobby sox, ! no mothers-in-law. ' ' ' ; True, the picture has another Bide, a brighter side. . i If there were no women, Al ,s Jolson couldn t sing, "Mammy! : s ; Advertising men would have to j 4 think of some way to peddle 3 their beer and cigarettes besides running pictures of cuties, and ' I calendar makers would have to give up on that Indian lady in j the canoe. i ,; Still, the women are definitely ? i with us, and I, for one, am glad. I b . Yet. '1 When Margery Ann checked f : In 12 years ago, I was conscious of some condescending remarks. : Especially from those who had spawned boys. i When Evelyn arrived nine .years ago, so did the jibes. J When Judith appeared four years ago, the jibes turned to 'hoots. . j And then, over the week-end ' the doctor broke the news this 'wy: r. "'Well, it's another g i r J." (Srhort pause). "Heh, Hell!" ' ' Let him laugh. Susan was welcome. We haven't had much f of a chance to get to know her, 'but she looks as if she'll be a wonderful girl, ' o Mrs. Marggi Chosen Queen Contestant Salem Heights Mrs. John Samage was hostess at a dessert 'luncheon to the .executive com mittee of the Salem Heights Mothers' club at her home on Croisan Creek road. f . Plans were made for the Mothers' club meeting which will be held at the Salem Heights community hall Tues day. They discussed plans for 'the program for the community club for February of which 'the Mothers' club has charge. They decided to pay part of the ' amount needed for the school children's Christmas treat. The board voted to enter the "Queen of America" contest and Mrs. Herbert Marggi was voted as the candidate. Guests present were Mrs. Rol-1 II Baker, Mrs. Hergert Marggi, Mrs. Floyd McCIellan, Mrs. Roy McElroy. Mrs. Ted Rose, Mrs. son, Mrs. George Beane, Mrs. Kenneth Zwicker, Mrs. Leon Frahm, Mrs. Louis Kurth, Mrs, John Ramage and Judy and Mrs. Lyle Zobel. Parcel Post Depot To Open Monday A depot for the handling of incoming parcel Fost matter will be opened Monday in the build ing formerly known as the Starr Fruit Products company at Mill and South Church streets, Post master Albert C. Gragg has announced. The depot will be operated throughout the holiday season as has been the custom in re cent years. Its use will ease the congestion at the post office where space is not sufficient to handle the Christmas mail. As an accommodation to the public, parcel post and stamp windows at the post office will remain open from 8 a. m. to 5 p. m. both Saturdays before Christmas. Keizer Boy Scout Troop To Hold Court of Honor Keizer, Dec'. 9 The Keizer Boy Scout troop 41 will hold a court of honor at the school auditorium Friday evening at 8 o'clock. After the awards are presented, movies taken while the troop was at Pendleton last summer will be shown. At the close of the evening the Scout Mothers club will hold a bazaar and Chinese auction. s- They will also sell pie, cake, coffee and home-made candy. 'The Boy Scouts are planning' to sell Christmas trees again this year. Two stands will be in operation, one at Keizer Cor ner and one in the vicinity of Orcutt's grocery. They antici pate they will set up the stands and start selling trees next Sunday. Rise in Unemployed Whose Jobless Benefits Used Up Washington. Dec. 9 W) A rapid rise in the number of unem ployed workers exhausting jobless benefit rights is causing grow ing concern among government officials. Latest figures compiled by the lanor departments bureau of employment security show about 000,000 persons ran out of their rights to further unem- ployment payments during the July-September quarterly period. These are workers who still didn't have jobs after running through all the unemployment insurance they were entitled to. The number of weeks of bene fits varies from state to state, These exhaustions came at a time of high employment, and give an idea of the problem that would arise in a time of serious unemployment. 1 Employment has been gaining lately, and unemployment has been decreasing, so some of the people out of work in the July September period may now have found jobs. However, unem ploment in November was esti mated by the census bureau to be 3,409,000 as compared with 1,831,000 in November 1948. The November 1949 employment figure was 59,518,000. The exhaustion figures have risen rapidly this year. In 1948 they ran between 200,000 and 250,000 each quarter for the na tion. This year they jumped to 369,000 for the January-March quarter, 423,000 for April-June, and now to 500,000 for the most recent quarter. That 500,000 figure Is more than double the 216,000 exhaus tions of the July-September quarter of a year ago. The big question is this: what happens to workers once they run through all their jobless in surance benefits? The bureau of employment security has ask ed state employment offices to try to find out. One thing is very certain however. To the extent these workers were receiving unem ployment aid, purchasing power is cut when their payments come to an end. Officials believe a great many such workers go on direct re lief. A substantial number go to live with relatives or friends. The real solution for such idle workers, of course, would be to find a job and go to work. But since state employment agencies were trying to find them jobs all the time they were receiving jobless benefits, their chances of finding jobs once the benefits cease are not too bright. Welfare Funds Meet Approval Dallas Total of $35,350 In assistance was approved for the January budget of the Polk county welfare commission at its December meeting, according to Mrs. Mabel Dalo, administra tor.' The amount was divided as follows: Old age assistance (398 cases) $20,000; aid to dependent children (72 cases) $7500; blind assistance (five cases) $350; gen eral assistance (200 cases) $7500. Fifteen new old-age assistance cases vere approved, three were denied and two were withdrawn Of the aid to dependent children cases, 10 were approved which will cost a total of $903 month ly. The administrator reported to the commission that unemployed men were requesting assistance in increasing numbers. During November 66 new general as sistance applications were tak en. General assistance funds are not sufficient to meet the needs of unemployed "employables" on general assistance standards. Due to the heavy demand on this fund, it has been necessary to give food orders in $5 and $10 amounts. The unemployed employable man who has had seasonal work is not covered by unemployment compensation. The welfare office has ad- Keizer Ladies Sewing club met at the H. M. Broadbent home for an all-day meeting with Mrs. Sam Richards co-hostess with Mrs. Broadbent. After the usual covered dish dinner at noon the ladies quilted on a comfort. Present were Mrs. Nick LeRud, Mrs. Lucy Minturn, Mrs. Arma Bunnell, Mrs. Wil liam Earle, Mrs. Ben Claggctt, Mrs. Mary Sloan, Mrs. A. E. Cummings, Mrs. Oscar Noren, Mrs. Roy Melson, Mrs. Elmer Ideen, Mrs. J. E. Barker, Mrs. John Derriek, Mrs. J. E. White head, Mrs. L. E. Gilkey, Miss Lois Keefer, Miss Ethel Hall, Miss Ruth Rulifson, Miss Alta Hall. The club Christmas party will be held at the home of Mrs. Nick LeRud and there will be an ex change of gifts among the club members. . Recent guests at the L. E. Gilkey home were their son and his family, Mr. and Mrs. Harold Gilkey, John, Tom, Lorene and Douglas of Longview, Wash., and their daughter, Miss Grace Gilkey of Sumner, Wash. vertiscd and has received some calls from persons who need a man for a short time job. Refunds in the total amount of $1000, covering old age assist ance paid to two persons not el igible to receive aid, were ac cepted by the commission. Bloodmobile Visit Training Started Lebanon Classes to train workers for the visit of the bloodmobile December 16, open- Capital Journal, Salem, Ore., Friday; December 9, 1949 13 ed Wednesday at the federal housing project, with an atten dance of 30. First visit of tne bloodmobile scheduled for December 16 at the VFW hall, will employ the services of those trained to aid the staff of doctors and nurses. A nursery will be set up for children of mothers wishing to donate, and motor corps will furnish transportation where needed. Rural residents may make ap pointment to donate by calling the blood program headquarters in the First National bank. ROOFING Now is the time to order that new roof before the rainy winter season. Expert workmanship with the highest quality material. F.ree estimates without obligation. 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