Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, August 27, 1949, Page 4, Image 4

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Capital Aournal
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Capital Journal, Salem, Ore., Saturday, August 27, 1949
62 Cents Against 3 Cents
Salem's threatened loss of United Air Lines service has
brought new reaction from the Mainliner company. W. A.
Patterson, president of the company, has written to ex
plain in detail United's position in relation to the Civil
Aeronautic Board's plan to substitute West Coast Airlines
for United here.
In a letter received by the Capital Journal, Patterson TLJ rmecmr m
stresses the point that "United Air Lines is not anxious THE FIRESIDE PULPIT
to discontinue service to any city it now serves. ,
At the same time, he explains that the company has
been faced in the past 18 months with a problem of com
pensation for service to smaller cities. He admits in frank
ness "certain informal discussions concerning the transfer
of some cities to feeder lines."
In the latter connection, however, it will be recalled
that he specifically stated at the recent San Francisco
hearing that United did not want to lose Salem, His com
ments then: "Salem is not included on the list of towns
United Air Lines would be interested in giving up."
Patterson wrote in the letter this explanation of the supersonic or "beyond the speed o sound" area. The dread was
. cost problem ; pass Irm one 8rea t 'he
"One problem is that we do not receive sufficient compen- r fr.om .the L pl,a" where dealh isn't always pleasant to
sation from pacsengors or mail to cover the expense Involved ,sound tray,els ah;ad f PIane anticipate. Dying may be a pain-
in serving many cities. We have staled both privately and pub- , " " iui ana unpleasant experience.
u,lev inis is not at all unnatural, Cer-
There are people who dread tainly we cannot expect people
to look forward to it with any
great degree of pleasure.
But being afraid of what hap
pens afterward is an entirely
different matter Here is where
Christian faith comes in.
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raaswsn- f5S;- ( PARADE OF TH6M..PHEW..I
, I WjAgT
WASHINGTON MERRY-GO-ROUND
Allen Notes Outstanding
Newcomers to Senate
(Ed. Note While Drew Pearson Is on vacation, the Wash
ington Merry-Go-Round Is being written by his old partner,
Robert S. Allen.)
BY GUILD
Wizard of Odds
By ROBERTS.' ALLEN ,
Washington Old-timers cannot recall a senate with as many
outstanding newcomers as the present one.
; One distinguished freshman is a notable event In the chamber;
.The current body is unique in that it has four rookies of this,
calibre as well as a number of others above average.
Also remarkable is the fact
that the group made its appear- colleagues whom he has staunch-
ance in a session of otherwise, ly. opposed on issues.
little note.
This is not
their fault: As
newcomers, they
have had no
voice in direct
ing the affairs
of the chamber.
That influence
will come later
as they gain
seniority. But
through their
quality and
breadth they
Robert S. Allen
Other notable freshmen are:
Mrs. Margaret Chase Smith
(R., Me.) who won against three
powerful, masculine opponents
and has repeatedly broken with
her republican colleagues on
major measures. She voted for
jthe administration's public Rous
ing, aid to education, and. civil
rights bills.
Clinton P. Anderson (D., N.
M.) former secretary of agricul
ture and one of the smartest
party. He has ably backed every
phase of the fair deal pro-
-jtAaettxte-0 COFFEE DRINKERS, BY ODDS OF I IN 10,
V kSsyl If yAnkl -
THE BEST DANCERS ARE FROM
LATIN AMERICA, NEXT FRANCE.THEN
AMERICA, EXPERTS CLAIM.
(A CURTSY To ARTHUR MMAV.
Ntwyowciry, whoasKd.)
NEXT TIME YOU 60
TO THE MOVIES, ODDS ARE
3 TO I YOU'LL
SEE SOME KIND OF ADVER
TISING ON THE SCREEN.
We Need to Examine Feelings
Of Each in Regard to Death
BY REV. GEORGE H. SWIFT
Rector St Paul'" EplncoPal Church
We have heard a good deal in recent years about the "sonic
barrier." There was a certain amount of apprehension and fear as
to what would happen if a plane pentrated this barrier.
The aeronautical experts seemed confident of no trouble In the
licly that the revenue and cost factors involved in United Air P'3'
Lines' servins a small cilv are identical to the reasoning the '
Civil Aeronautics Board has applied in paying certain feeder t cross the
lines such as West Coast and Southwest from 54 cents to 62 oceans. They
cents per airplare mile for carrying mail . . . ,
United's president gives this example:
"West Coast Airlines serves Bellingham, Wash., as
United does. West Coast Airlines receives approximately
62 cents per airplane-mile for serving Bellingham. . . . The
pay we (United) receive is 3 cents an airplane-mile."
In pointing to such inequities, Patterson states that
United must be compensated more or the Mainliner "must
give serious consideration to transferring certain cities to
feeder lines."
"I want to repeal again, however, that I am not yet satisfied of living for a
that there is any particular economy to the government in time across the seas,
taking a 3 cent a mile airline out of a community and nutting
a 62 cent a mile line into a community. It is true United cannot I think we need to examine ence being with the saints in
continue at 3 cents, but we do not require 62 cents." our own feelings in regard to 'ne eternal presence of God,
This further statement from the president of United death
Air Lines certainly lends support to balem s fight to keep
have no fear
whatever of be
ing in England,
o r France, o r
Hawaii, but the
ocean barrier
fills them with
such dread and
a p p r e h ension
that they fore
go the pleasures Rev. GMrre Swill
The true Christian who tries to
live according to the teachings
of Christ, one who has absolute
faith in Almighty God, should
never be afraid of being dead.
-He fknows that he shall pass
from death unto life. He will
look forward only with confid-
A feeling of reluctance to ap-
United here.
SIPS FOR SUPPER
Relics of St. Peter Said Found
The Vatican radio has urged Catholics to await a "great
revelation" by the Holy See concerning the tomb of St.
Peter. This is evidently the only authoritative Vatican
comment made on the extended report in the New York
Times that the first pope's bones have been found under
the altar of St. Peter's basilica. There is no hint regarding
the nature of the expected revelation to be made by Pope
Pius XII at some future date.
The Times published a lengthy detailed article by Cam
illa M. Cianfarra, its Rome correspondent, concerning the v
discovery of the bones of St. Peter, "Prince of the Anos
tlcs," who according to Christian tradition, was crucified
in Rome during the second half of the first century A.D.,
less than 20 feet below the pavement of the Basilica.
Vatican archeologists who directed the excavation are
bound by an oath of secrecy, but enough circumstantial
evidence has been gathered according to Cianfarra, to sub
stantiate the story.
The crypt was said to have been unearthed three years
ago in course of secret excavations in the Vatican Grot-'
tos. The bones are, it is said, being preserved in an urn
closely guarded by the Pope himself, in his study. The
correspondent says :
"Officials have described the discovery as the most import
ant contribution yet made to the history of the origins of Chris
tianity in the West. They said that it confirmed traditions and
legends reported by historians during the past 1,800 years
about the life and work of the poor fisherman from Galilee
who was said to be the most favored, trusted and authoritative
disciple of Christ.
"According to these officials, the discovery disposes con
clusively of not, -Catholic contentions that Peter never lived,
that if he did he was never in Rome, that he was not therefore
the founder of the Roman Catholic Church, and that the Bishop
of Rome the )Jope is not his successor."
The shrine has been lost to the world for over a thous
and years, when a pope of that period, tearing that the know some
grave of the apostle might be profaned during the bar- places where
barian invasion of Rome, decided to fill it with earth and nc's aPl to land
conceal it. With the passing of centuries its exact location on hls had not
was forgotten. Announcement of discovery has been do- on y ,on ' ,
layed for archeologists to gather incontrovertible proof. rcj;e "ton"
porch by such
Growth of Voluntary Health Insurance sort of thing
A survey conducted on the extent and scope of voluntary canningS t'lnTc
Insurance providing hospital care conducted by the Health ... t . w. .
Insurance Council of the Institute of Life Insurance shows
it had risen by the end of 1948 to 60,995,000 persons and
win no doubt increase limner this year.
If one has what he thinks is a proach and to pass through the
fear of death, just what does he ate of death is no evidence of
mean? Is he afraid of the pro- ? lack of faith in life everlast-
cess of dying, or afraid of what 'n8- .
will happen to him after death? One can still look through the
These are two entirely unilke .barrier of death and hear clearly
fears, and may reveal very dif- the. words of the Master: "He
ferent conditions of mind and that believeth in me, though he
soul. The "sonic barrier" of' were dead, yet shall he live."
have already markedly elevated gram with the exception of the
the tone and stature -of the Jirannan plan,
senate's legislative deliberations. Senator Joe O'Mahoney, four
This, in itself, is a great con- termer from Wyoming, charact
tribution. In recent years, senate erizes Anderson as "one of two
debate has sunk pretty low. The freshmen whose work is dis
chamber sorely needed a strong tinctive for intelligence, con
infusion of high ability and scientiousness and. effective
character, ness."
Robert S. Kerr, Oklahoma ex-
Topping this group of dis- governor and millionaire oil
tinguished freshmen are the man, whose liberal record is
following. Paul H. Douglas (D. distinctive on public power,
111.) former professor of eco- labor housing, education, social
nomics, battle-decorated marine security and farm legislation,
veteran, and gentlemanly but His big deviation has been on
Indomitable liberal whom Sen- the bill he is aggressively push
ator Ed Johnson, three-term ing to strip the federal power
Coloradoan, rates the "rookie' commission of control over a
of the year." Douglas won his major segment of the natural
seat agains apparent heavy odds, gas industry and open the way
and has displayed the same' for a $75,000,000 hike in con
fighting qualities and indepen- sumer rates,
dence in the senate. Kerr is the second of the two
His debate against the strong- freshmen lauded by Senator
ly supported bill to circumvent O'Mahoney.
the supreme court's rejection of Robert C. Hendrickson, New
the basing-point price system Jersey republican and army
was the-most impressive of the veteran who has done yeoman
session. service in fighting for civil
Estcs Kefauver (D., Tenn.) ,riehts and to liberalize the
who also won in a seemingly anti-semitic and anti-catholic"
hopeless race and has been un- displaced persons law.
compromising in making good AUSf, - .ong' 31-year-ld
his campaign promises. Kefauver ,bab,y, o, the enaie, who
is the only souther freshman ught shoulder-to-shoulder with
who has gone 100 per cent Douglas against the basing point
down the line for the fair deal restoration bill. Unlike' his late
program, including civil rights. lather, Long makes few speeches
He stands out among his and is very popular In the sen-
southern colleagues like the ate' He faces a touPh re-election
Washington monument does in flBht next year and ls treading
the capital. Kefauver is a good a warv course on issues that
winter-book bet for a place on afect Louisiana, particularly oil
the 1952 Democratic presiden- and civil rights,
tial ticket. A1,en Frear, Delaware war
veteran, wno nas an excellent
MacKENZIE'S COLUMN
Europe's Economic State
Reaches Unhappy Stage
By DeWITT MoeKENZIE
IUP) Porelm -Affair Amlrstl ,
The economic position of western Europe has reached an un
happy stage which is causing much concern on both sides of th ,
Atlantic.
A grim picture was conjured up during the debate in the con
sultative assembly of the 12-nation council of Europe just termin- .
nated In Stras
bourg, France.
The consensus
was that the
Marshall plan
aid is producing
little permanent
effect on recov
ery and that Eu-
ope is in for eco
nomic chaos if
she can't achieve
economic unity
before the pro
gram ends in 1952.
The more gloomy prophets
foresaw social upheavals and
even wars if economic unity isn't
achieved. Nobody contradicted
DeWltt Mackenzie
their anxiety to overcome their.,
personal difficulties.
We can go a bit further by
running the risk of seeming un
gracious. There are some'
(though not all) of the Marshall.
Plan countries which have given
signs of regarding Uncle Sam as
a wealthy fall-guy who would '
pay the bill to put them on their '
feet. Their responsibility In the
program ended when they ac- '
cepted Sam's largess. '
The Marshall Plan never en
visaged any such project as foot- ,
ing all the cost for European re
covery. Its idea was to help the
statements that little long-range nefidy tQ help themselveg
constructive to construct a '.'healthy econ-
under tne iviaruii h"h.
Speakers in the assembly ham
mered on this question of eco
nomic union. America's aid was
praised as generous and wise
liberal voting record except on
Doa, Cats Inherit Life Incomes .
Santa Rosa, Calif., Aug. 27 (IP) A dog and five cats have
Inherited two houses, furniture and an income for the rest of
their lives. 1
The will of Mrs. Catherine Olberg, prominent Petaluma,
Calif., newspaper woman who died earlier this month at 74,
was filed yesterday. '
It left these for her pets: , '::
Her home and Its furniture as long as they live, the revenue
from another house, benefits from horr social security and a
savings account. V
The will specified for the pets a diet twice dally of "fresh '
boiled meat fixed in a stew with carrots flavored with onions
and garlic."
It's a Great Life
By DON UPJOHN1
Husbands coming home nowadays find they are faced with
considerable competition. Chances are at the average homestead
if the husband happens to make his way into the house via the
back porch he'll stumble over a few boxes of peaches, apples,
pears, and what not with a sack or, two of string beans tossed into
the pot. And we 7;
Half an hour earlier he report
ed a wind velocity of 80 miles
an hour.
Hubert H. Humphrey (D.,
. vluu , b. Elected with strong
mayor of Minneapolis, and mil- r... ... .
itant new dealer, who battles j, .v. ' ii f.
,. . . . , . . down, the line on labor meas
for the things he beleives in as
resolutely as he talks fluently Lyndon j
about them He is outstandingly ta , Texan, who gave
the most eloquent champion in s t ,n th h u
congress of agriculture secre- iPthe navy, is able, hard:work.
tary Brannan's farm-pr.ee sup- ., and a VkiUed le'gisiator. His
port plan. The fact that the pro- revious liberal rec0Brd nas been
posal has been cold-shouldered dimmed somewhat b deviations
has only intensified Humphrey's on dvjl rign(i. lab'or and o1
Xf' no ,j u , legislation. Johnson is working
I 38,earS ?Id' he ls,.sur closely with Kerr to put over tht
to be heard from in the national atural gas ..rippei!;; bux Dn
political arena. the other hand, like Kerr, John-
Frank Porter Graham (D., son h iyen outstanding sup.
N. C.) eminent former presi- t to" President Truman." pu.
dent of the University of North r program,
Carolina and an equally emin- Lester c former w
ent senator A though he has mi governor and dentist w'ho
held his seat only a few months has backed the president on
and is one of the m.ldest-man- everythjng except his national
nered members of the chamber, neaIth insurance program. Hunt
he has already -made am. out- as particuiariy distinguished
Maiming mar as a statesman or himself in his lair conduct of
high stature, character and in-
the investigation of the trial of
i
Don llplohn
Now that the state board of
control has its inspection of the
hospital at Pendleton well in
hand, or we presume it has,, re
gardless of the roundup, we can
now assume there'll be notice
out that the week of the state
fair the board will be on hand
in Salem so it can inspect the
i-Kiiiy. outing evmence 01 the Na3,; perpetratOrs of the
ua 1 uidi ?u,..e 01 uranam 5 Malmedy massacre,
warmest admirers are old guard (cowruht it
WHEN TERROR STRUCK IN 1910
Nation's Worst Forest Fire
Is Recalled in Idaho
l By PETER MAYEU
Mullan, Ida., Aug. 27 (U.R) This north Idaho mining town today
celebrates the anniversary of the end of one of the most devastat
ing forest fires in American history.
In two awful days, "the big fire of '10" snuffed out the lives of
85 persons and seared a swath 120 by 20 to 35 miles down the
Idaho panhandle and western
geance and this
year it seems to be coming on stnte penitentiary on Monday,
nil nt nnrP. Rllt in Case anV tho etta Vincnitnl Vior-o nn Titoc.
A survey on the extent and scope of voluntary rirotec- husband begins to feel sorry for dav. the blind school Wednesday.
tion against the' economic hazards of illness and accident himself about this situation he the deaf school Thursday, the
in the nation also concluded that approximately one in can stop and cogitate a minute girls' school Friday and the
every four persons had voluntary surgical expense insur- "d mutter thanks that nil he school for feeble-minded Satur-
ance and that there also had been large gains in the field has lo do ls Just t0 stumble over day. It can hold home the school
of medical expense protection covering doctors' calls. 'em he doesn't have to can at Woodburn for the North Mar-
The renort estimated that thn nnmlmr nf iv.rmi. mv. 'em' Those few that do really ion fair.
; . , , . , , have A rave cominff.
various categories oi voluntary insurance nan "
Mnntnha , White Pine stands
covering 2,000,000 acres were eet 8 minute."
destroyed my the fire.
An Idaho pioneer who remem
bers well the death and destruc-
They said it was traveling 200 the drain
omy independent of extraordi
nary outside assistance."
One of the prime essentials, of"
success for this program was un
ity' of effort.
It's a case of one for all nnrl
and criticism was leveled at the au for on6i just as jt was during
Marshall Flan countries mem- the world War.
selves. They were charged with , . ,
not having submerged national Britain Thursday made a move
in the interest of Europe. 0f self-help by asking all gov-
On the heels of these Stras- ernment departments to cut
bourg confessions, the Economic down spending. She hopes to
Cooperation Administration in save at least $600,000,000 in the ,
Washington reports a slackening next year. 'That's five percent
in the rate of European recovery. 0f the national budget.
It sums up by saying that the This step followed American
program's ultimate objective of public criticism of the British so-
a healthy recovery, independent cialist government's home spend-
of extraordinary outside assist- ing.
ance, remains "a difficult but at- Whether the views expressed
talnable goal." at Strasbourg on economic unity
The Strasbourg conclusions will register in all twelve capi
leave one with the uncomf orta- tals is problematical. If they do
ble impression of some Marshall register, there may still be time,
Plan countries which up to this as the Economic Cooperation Ad
juncture have overlooked the ministration in Washington indi-.
cardinal fact that the well-being dates, to pull western Europe out
of the individual state is depend- of its tail-spin. . '.
ent on the strength of all the If they don't register, it's going ;'
states. to be too bad for all hands con-
They have missed the point in cerned.
POOR MAN'S PHILOSOPHER '
How About Giving Pop
Time Off for Babies?
By ED CREAGH
(subRtitutlng for Columnist Hal Boylel
. New York, Aug. 27 VP) Maternity leaves? Sure.
But why not get really practical about this business of having '
babies? Why not time off for fathers, too? ;
This almost became a burning issue yesterday. A newspaper "
in Kentucky heard that a union in New England was demanding
paternity leaves for workers :
male workers, of course and hundred dollars every time h.
the news wires quivered with shows up at the office. . ;
anxiety while New Haven He's a dead weight on the
checked". payroll. He. doesnothing but-
But before long the report burn cigarettes and sneak out-,
came back: nothing to the story, to the telephone. If he does fore .
No break In prospect for the himself to turn out a little work, -old
man. Another golden lop- he creates such a snarl that two
portunity gone glimmering down 'ner lenows nave to spena
The next day one third of
Wallace was a smoking ruin.
Four persons were dead. One
on left by the fire is Mrs Anna collasped after ne ran back .,.
week untangling it.
. Heaven help the stockhold-v
That's the way it is nowadays. " " : ""'" .vM.nt -,t,Jmmmimin.vmw
should also be an expectant
father.
Constan of nearby Wallace,
"That spring had been unusu
ally dry and humid," Mrs. Con
stan recalls. "Thousands of
side to rescue his pet parrot.
"On August 21 all women and
children were evacuated," Mrs.
Constan said. "But I stayed in
ered in
shown these statistical gains between the end of 1947 and
1948:
1!)47. 1948
Hospital expense 52,584,000
Surgical expense 26,247.000
Medical expense 8.898.000
I he councils figures, in a break-down, showed that
Maybe a Way to Avoid War
Imitating the Legislature Copenhagen, Denmark tU.P9
Miami, Fla. W The mid- The driver of a Danish military
niuM wnnthpr ri'nnrr frnm T.nWrJ triib- rnfintf Inmnrrf a eiimivtoi
14 0Rn'oon plat'id' in Central Florida, read maneuvers battle was stopped at
1 2Bt) Vono ,llis way on ,lie Miami bureau's the Great Belt ferry because he
iv-ic-i. yv. um ituui-uiui uit'w nan iiu iiiunuy lur me terry
25,084,000 of the total covered for hosoita exnenses had .,f...D'0" are' A leponer. ,he
,-,1,1 I ,,,,....., .... ;., ., i i i r ! u vuM-ivei win uiuw mwh.v ii ne tare so uie uriver couici nae on
obtained coverage on an individual and family basis goes out to esUmntc winds... to the battle.
through insurance companies and fraternal societies; the
.Blue cross iJians and similar coverage sponsored by med
il
eal societies accounted for 31,246,000 of the total, and
"other organizations" such as the bituminous coal indus
try, consumer-sponsored groups and other industrial plans
were responsible for 3,765,000.
The figures show a phenomenal growth in group insur
ance and other voluntary plans in the last 10 years and
refute claims of the advocates of proposed compulsory
federal insurance of its necessity, for voluntary health
insurance is "winning the rapid acceptance of the Ameri
can people."
'Thanks, But What Was It?'
South Gate, Calif. OJ.B Shopkeeper Al Jacobson found an
envelope containing $75 slipped under the door of his store.
Inside was a note reading:
"This is for merchandise stolen from your store."
Jacobson wrote an Invoice to "Mr. Conscience, for goods
stolen," hung a thank-you note In the window and said he
was puttied about Just one thing. - ,
He didn't know anything had been stolen.
small fires that sprang up were Wallace and watched the people
fought by an army of fire fight- pour out o town j saw ..MU
ers rangers, loggers miners, la- ijonaire" Day, the mining man,
borers and army troops." g0 by our house pushing a wheel-
Mrs. Constan described that barrow loaded with all of his
fateful day of August, 1910, valuables'.
when hundreds of smouldering "That day they 'brought In
fires were whipped into a frenzy the men who were trapped with
by a terrific gale. Ranger E. C. Pulaski in the
"I had been working In the. War Eagle mine tunnel. The
county treasurer's office. At a- men were cut off 10 miles north
round 2 o'clock that afternoon of Wallace with the fire bearing
the sky turned a terrible yellow downon them. Pulaski had to
color. Then it became practically use his gun to make the men go
dark as huge clouds of smoke in the tunnel because they got
billowed dow'n. panicky and tried to run away
"I went upstairs and asked the from from the fire."
sheriff what to do. He said there Survivors told how Pulaski
wasn't anything to worry about, made them lie down while he
But I was too nervous and closed soaked blankets in water and
tip the office. hung them up over the mouth of
"On my way home the gale the tunnel. But the flames swept
hit the town and I could see the them away and four men suf
fire burning down the hillside. located from the intense smoke.
Things that
shouldn't hap
pen to a dog are
always happen
ing t o people
And things that
should happen to
people, especi
ally men, don't
happen at all.
If Phil Mur
ray, 'John L.
Lewis and the
bovs want my
advice (and you should see them
Ed Crefttb
You may know more about
this than I do, since I've only
been through the mill once. And
I didn't get jittery. Not at all.
The show must go on, you know. .
Oh, there was that time when .
I wrote something like: i
Bulletin
Washington, July 14 UP) The
National labor pains board rul
ed today, etc.
Of course I meant the national
jamming the anteroom begging labor relations board Perfectly
for my advice), they will put natural mistake. Could happen
paid pre-natal preparedness to anyone. -periods
for papas at the top of less stoical father
their 19:30 want list (tnd.th.tre TV l 1 "1 JSei ,
. j . , . . ,v . ,;,, about the stoic being the bird
And big business (You think brings taWei)j ome
... . ii . i - .... ; is clearly necessary.
will stall just long enough to
Maybe paternity leaves re
make it convincing, and then n,t answer
win give in wun But ,ne next me j haye ,
of relief- baby, I want protection.
The truth is that a man who's As a potentially prospectivi '
expecting a baby isn't worth the father. I demand mv richti.
powder (the baby powder, that Take a letter, Miss Fumbled
1.1 4 Uln,., kin, In Wlflr M:
w w.. ...... .- iiiigcTia. .
Hii company loses couple "Dear Senator . . . " -