Capital A Journal An Independent Newspaper Established 1888 GEORGE PUTNAM, Editor and Publiiher ROBERT LETTS JONES, Aniitant Publiiher Published every afternoon except Sunday at 444 Che meketa St., Salem. Phones: Business, Newsroom, Want Ads, 2-2406; Society Editor, 2-2409. Full Leased Wire Service of the Associated Press end The United Press. The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for publication of all news dispatches credited to it or otherwise credited in this paper and also news published therein. SUBSCRIPTION RATES: Br Carrier: Weekly, 25c; Monthly, 11.00; One Year, $12.00. Br Mail in Oregon- Monthly, 15c; Moj., $4.0; One Year, 1.8.00. V. 8. Outside Oregon: Monthly, SI. 00; 6 Mo $6.00; Year, Sit. 4 Salem, Oregon, Friday, May 13, 1949 An Alice in Wonderland World A man standing; in line at the butcher's counter awaiting service the other day was preceded by a woman who flash ed a federal check in payment. "It's good. It's from Uncle Sam paying my husband for not working," she said. Another Salemite who owns a farm drained a winter time pond on a low place by the simple expedient of dig ging a ditch. He was surprised on receiving a check from Uncle Sam for the expense incurred for "improving the farm." Other federal checks are dished out by Uncle Sam to pay farmers for not producing wheat and other crops and reducing their yields. They also got paid for not working, or a subsidy for utilizing the land in other crops. Farmers are receiving millions of dollars for surplus potatoes from generous Uncle Sam as a price far above market price and the spuds have to be given away or de stroyed at taxpayers' expense to uphold the parity price of potatoes. And the same price support Is extended to other crops to insure the farmers a profit and keep the eost of living up in spite of the law of supply and demand. Now Secretary of Agriculture Branan proposes a two price system, to give consumers "a real break on food prices and farmers a stable, fair income," using the mech nism of government price on income to farmers. Prices would be allowed to move, freely under influences of sup ply and demand, but the farmer would get government money for his loss of profit, a political device to make both producers and consumers happy at taxpayers' expense. No wonder the president demands a f 4 billion increase in taxes, first on the excuse of checking inflation, now to stimulate it. Much more than the $4 billion additional taxes will be needed if administration plans are carried out, for "welfare needs," socialization of medicine and other costly programs. Truly we live in an Alice in Wonderland world, with not only the ctock set ahead for an hour, but government itself many years ahead of income. Salem Continues Business Growth The monthly report of the Federal Reserve bank, shows that in a period when most cities have been experiencing declines in statistics related to business volume, Salem registered a gain of 10 percent in the value of bank debits in April and an increase of 6 percent during the first four months of the year as compared with like periods of 1948. Bank debits consist of the volume of checks handled by banks and are considered one of the best yardsticks of business activity, revealing that Salem continues to grow in business and industry. Salem's bank debits were $68,464,000 for April as against $61,954,000 for April, 1948, and $2.19,572,000 for tho four months compared with $226,345,000 in the same period last year. Portland had debits of $539,503,000 for the month com pared with $575,943,000 for the same month last year. For the first four months of the year Portland's debits were $2,094,829,000 as against $2,217,592,000 last year. Portland's figures showed declines of 6 percent for both the month and the four-month period. Eugene bank debits totaled $49,628,000 for the month ompared with $50,243,000 and $175,347,000 for the four months as against $200,676,000. Only two other Pacific Northwest cities covered in the report showed gains in debits, according to the reserve bank. Walla Walla's debits were up 16 percent for the month and 6 percent for the four months. Boise had a 6 percent gain for the month and a 8 percent increase for the four months. A Masterpiece of Modern Art The best commentary on modern art in a long time is reported in an Associated Press dispatch from Loughboro, England, where a daub by a six-year-old artist was ac cepted as a masterpiece for hanging by sponsors at the local art show. Critics praised it, said the Leicester Mail as "a fine specimen of modernism by the Barrow-on-Soar artist, Thomas Warbis." The dispatch says: "Artist Thomas Warbis doesn's tflke a lot of trouble over his paintinsf. "He makes dozens of them wilh a holrl brush or his hare lingers ... or an old stick wth a chewed end. "He lets his cat, Jill, pad over the fresh paint, sit on it and swish her tail over It. ( "And while turning out his masterpiece 'Figure 8: Skegness,' he spitted a saucer of paint on it by accident, smudged it, tried erasing, muttered, 'Oh shucks' and let it ride." Tommy's father Alfred, a commercial artist, said he found Tommy's venture in modern art while looking for packing paper to send hia own pictures to the exhibit. "I ent the picture as a joke and a test of people's knowledge of art," he moaned. "And to think I've been trying for 40 years to get somewhere with art." But the organizer of the art show was not feazed. He aid: "Iff no worse than a lot of stuff which poses as mo iy :! art " And probably told the truth. Tommy him self elehrated the event by trying to stand on his head In a corner at the exhibit hall. 'Amos and Andy' Reunited Newport, Ore., May IS (URi Amos and Andy, cub hear rrothera, have been reunited and most of Newport's eitliens ire feeling better. Andy almost dlrd ( lonrsonieneaa during the three days a was separated from his four-month-old twin brother. Three months ago an Indian found the rubs alone, mother less and miserable. In the wooda near Slleti. The Indian lave them lo Walt Johnston, Newport, who put them on lutplay In a eage at hia service atatlon. lomeone. cut the wire of their cage and stole A mom After three days, Amos waa returned by an Albany, Ore., boy. When Amno maa returned to th eage, tha tubs greeted larh ether with bugs. Salesmen Have Odd Meeting Brail, Ind. U. Two traveling salesmen, who live only three Moras apart In SI. I, mils, met for the first time here In a head-on collision. Neither James C Mark, who was driving east, or George Black, who drove tha westbound ear, svaa ajared aoftoaelir. BY BECK Parental Problems MAVB6 VOU WEPE W$f I CANY WAIT TILL WCS GROWM ) li TOO HARSH WITH Ml UP AND HAS A KID OF HIS OWN. (f HIM, DEAR? LOOK W4 THEN WELL SEE IF HE THINKS )) AT THE POOR SUCH TRICKS ARE SO FUNNY Stl '', PUTTING ALL V"'- MtSOh W-'-ft ?W7""Tf " THE DIRT BACK ''WMtfZf E ' ' f WASHINGTON MERRY-GO-ROUND Sec. Brannan Most Unusual Man on Truman's Cabinet By DREW PEARSON Washington Bald, bespectacled Charlie Brannan, author of the much-debated farm program, is the most unusual member of the cabinet. He is the only cabineteer who has offered to drop out of official family it would help Oscar Chapman's chances of become secretary of the interior. Both come from Denver, and there s a semi- BY GUILD Wizard of Odds att;.lT',N precedent against two cab 1 n e t members coming from the same town. This gesture was not grand standing by Bra n n a n. He really works doing unto oth-t . u. ....... i.ifc have them do unto him. Meeting Brannan, you would never know that he is secretary of agriculture and head of one ox the most far-flung agem SIPS FOR SUPPER True Love By DON UPJOHN During the night last night some discouraged soul dropped a phonograph record and busted it almost to smithereens right at the building entrance of our favorite paper. That is, it was all smith ereened except the mid dle of the record which bears the title and this is quite intriguing reading, "1 Am Biting My Fin gernails and Thinking of You." Now it set us wondering if maybe some Gervais girl 7 long and tedious flights of stairs. ao mayoe it win an come in me afternoon. But this won't make much difference as under the new plan it will be darned near afternoon before they open for business anyhow. Mama Gets Mad Philadelphia ) It is written that "one good deed deserves an other," Perhaps it's just that hirritt enn't rpaH hut nmt nf might have been by and dropped tnem sure can be ungrateful. A white-necked crane laid an egg on the bare ground at the zoo the other day. It was so near a With the county court's deci- fenc,e uthe k.eePe' ,cared me sion to buck the daylight savings fmau boy might drop a rock on same but we're a little too mod est to really think it, time fad and keep the county on it. So, very carefully he built a .i,j,h nm t ,t nesi, carnea ine egg lo u ana another possible complication- Placed ' in h A as to whether the boys and girls Wile later crane strolled over, at the courthouse will be cut scowIcd the neat, kicked the down to one delivery a day by egg and broke such move As was pointed out if the court clings to its idea Assault and battery damage it will mean that as far as day- case in Clrcult court yesterday light savings time is concerned 8,arled over some apples hang the offices there won't open un- on branches extending over til 9:30 which, however, on the Property division line. Let's courthouse office time will still see wasn 1 11 an aPPIe that start register 8.30. But we hear that fd a11 ,he troubles in the first the post office is going to switch '"stance? over to daylight savings time. In that case the courthouse mail- Friday the 13th hadn't done man will pass that structure any especial damage as far as about an hour or a little less we could hear as the day ad- before the offices open up and vanced today. But it's the only there'll be no place to deposit one this year and maybe one the mail or no elevator running should make the most of it while to haul the mail carrier up the it still lingers. Scanty Swim Suits Worry 'Doc' Los Angeles, May 11 U.P.) Swim suits are getting so scanty that doctors are hard pressed to put vaccinations where they won't show. "In another 10 years there probably will be no concealed areas available," Dr. Milo Brooks told the California Medical association convention yesterday. "Luckily, the scars are small with modern techniques." MacKENZIE'S COLUMN Queer Quirks of Diplomacy By DeWITT MacKENZIE Porelin Affairs Anslyslt Ynu would think that after following diplomacy's devious paths for more than a generation, both at home and abroad, one would become accustomed to diplomatic idiosyncrasies but your re porter still en- culture's shirts. This she does herself. A maid tidies up tho apartment twice a month, but otherwise, the Brannans have no servant other than the chauf feur supplied by the govern ment. The secretary of agriculture also refuses to take his name out of the phone book. "If people want to call me up," he told a friend, "I guess I can answer the telephone." To make matters worse, Brannan's number is similar to that of a busv aDartment house. cies of government. He keeps and he is always getting wrong ins nose on a level wiin oiner numbers. men and lives down to earth. one of Brannan's secret sor Riding to and from his office, rows is that he has no children, he stops his government limou- But he takes a special interest sine to give a lift to friends, and, in the three youngsters of his unlike other Washington offi- close friend, Duane Wilson, a cials. he seldom keeps his chauf- farm-machinery representative feur waiting outside a party, but from Denver, gives him the night off and Steady as a plow horse, Bran catches a cab home. nan endeared himself to Presi- dent Truman by stumping 'the Courted by Washington socie- hinterlands and winning the ty, Brannan is much more famil- farm vote for the democrats, iar to the night watchmen at the Though a youngster In the cab agriculture department. Almost inet, Brannan was rewarded any evening, you can catch the with the Job of coordinating the secretary of agriculture side- President's economic stabiliza stepping water pails and scrub- tion program on Capitol Hill, women on his way out of the of- This meant that other cabinet fice. As part of this ritual, he officers had to submit their stops at a scale near the en- speeches for Brannan's approv trance, drops a penny in the slot, al and sit under him in commit and checks on how much weight tee meetings. Anyone but this he's gained Then he drops in a gentle, friendly fellow from penny for his secretary, Miss Denver might have antagonized Louise Nylander. (Brannan's those with more seniority, but weight Is 195 pounds. Miss Ny- he didn't. lander's is confidential.) Brannan's mellow manner. The secretary and his wife however, hasn't kept him from share a modest, one-bedroom clashing with other cabinet of suUe at Washington's fashion- ficers over policy. He has bat able Westchester Apartments, tied with Secretary of Corn But it took him a long time to merce Sawyer over export con get it. Even though secretary trols, with Secretary of Interior of agriculture, he waited like Krug over jurisdiction, and with anyone else, and his application ECA Administrator Hoffman wasn't acted upon until a few about turning grain shipments weeks after the election -s- over to private companies, though he had been waiting Though belonging to an off seven months. shoot of the Mormon church. Shortly after they moved in- Brannan was reared in a Quak- to the Westchester, Mrs. Bran- er family. After his early nan startled the maids in the schooling, he attended Denver's laundry room by going down Regis college and later the Uni- to wash the secretary of agri- versity of Denver. DENMARK HAS THE LOWEST TB DfATH yH. " RATE IN THE WORLD. ODDSTHERL i C ' ! M ARE 3,33) TO I IN I 'lirpiv' rkCV'-JCV .TA are Russians listeners? Sy JN Vi) 000S ARE 99 TO I AGAINST w r' V A RUSSIAN FARM HAVIN6 J A RADIO. (BulLUMMt, ' yiti I W0 FEWER WOMEN iw ARE DENTISTS AND TELEPHONE S-va OPERATORS THIS YEAR THAN XZr I? TEN YEARS AGO! MORE WOMEN SAILORS, JO PAPER HANGERS AND VETERINARIANS. , POOR MAN'S PHILOSOPHER Public's Music Taste Alters By HAL BOYLE New York UP Write a hit song and there's $30,000 to $35,000 in it for you. "And everybody in America today seems to be trying to write a hit song ex cept me," says M a n i e Sacks, the man behind many a disc jockey. Manie knows better than to try. The odds are too high. As head of artists and repertoire for1 Columbia rec ords, sacks selects the songs for a firm which mints some 53, 000,000 phonograph records a year. Usl Boris "They aren't interested in loud music, jam sessions or any kind of music that plays away from the melody itself," he said. "Be-bop hasn't a chance. It's a fad. I can't understand it, and I don't know anyone who can explain it and make sense." The record market is in a slump and buyers are becoming more selective. "They don't just want a rec ord anymore," Manie grinned. "They want a production. Along with the dance band music they want singers or a choral group- After a quarter century in the al Jeasl Bome exlra KmicK. music industry, Manie, a small, sensitive-featured man of 43, is Today any record that .sell, convinced there is no formula to 250.000 customers is highly for turning out a hit tune. successful. Only five or six rec- ' Anybody who tells you he ords a year make the real hit can write a sure hit is as crazy class 1,000,000 or more. And as a guy who says he knows they last only four to six months how a horse race is going to at the top. turn uuu One of the reasons the indus try is off is that too many aong publishers, Manie and his assist- """" ""'"" uul " int. lnnk .r inn , i .n . l'ke they were hosiery or cig- Besides reviewing the grist submitted by professional song OPEN fORUM . Favors Daylight Saving Time To the Editor: Your comment on DST is probably the most careless dismissal of a controversial issue I have ever seen on your editorial page. It is of a piece with the usual arguments on daylight saving all prejudice, ' ' no factual statements. their activities up to keep pace My young son, who is ardent- with the sun. The principal dif ly awaiting daylight saving so ference is they do it by changing he can play ball after dinner, the time, not the clock. If you will be glad to hear he can go ever lived on a farm, you know to school an hour early if he the farmer who arises at six in wishes thereby getting out an the winter will arise at five or hour early. Likewise my boss earlier in the summer. Isn't will be glad to know his em- this daylight saving? The trou ployes can come to work early ble comes when we force him if they wish, and get out early to change the clock, because the same way. The fact that that throws him off balance, office and school hours are set However, it does me no good and rigid has nothing to do with to get up earlier since I cannot it get through work until 5 o'clock Why not recognize that day- regardless, light saving is a way for people It is possible to present good whose working hours are set by and reasonable cases for both law or custom to enjoy the ad- sides of this problem. You are vantages which farmers and entitled to take your stand those whose hours are irregular either way. But with your have always enjoyed? The op- stand, you are obligated to stay position to daylight saving (and within the bounds of reason. I sympathize with it) comes Sincerely, from those who naturally move BILL GRANT. arets on a mass production basis," said Sacks. "Men like Oscar Hammer stein, Cole Porter or Irving Ber lin don't work that way. It is a matter of ego with them to turn out really successful songs. "So they work on them and change them around until they have them right. "Berlin has 18 songs in his counters diffi culties. Take, for in stance, the case of Spain, which is under a total itarian dictator ship of the fas c i s t brand, headed by Gen eralissimo Fran- runs like this: Two days ago Senator Tom Connally, chairman of the sen ate foreign relations committee, told the senate he saw no rea son why the United States shouldn't send an ambassador to Spain. He agreed with Sena tor Brewster of Maine that "pressure of other nations" (Britain and France) has kept the state department from recog nizing the Franco regime. Sena tor Connally said there is no in- Just over two years ago the consistency in the opposition of United Nations denounced this Britain and France to full recog Spanish government and called nition, adding: Too New Fangled MirkfBiU on members of the peace organ- "They are being consistent Ization to withdraw their dip- wth t h e Ir own objective of lomatic heads from Madrid. Some nations, Inrluding the United States, Britain and France, recalled their ambas sadors. Others stood pat. The other day the political committee of the UN general assembly adopted a resolution to change the status of the black list. Members would be given full freedom as regards their diplomatic relations with Ma drid. This Is despite the fact that there has been no change in the form of Franco's re gime. That brings us up to May I when the U. 8. state depart- huilding up their trade in rope." Eu- Ypsterday Senator Vanden berg, former chairman of the committee, Joined Senator Con nally in urging that Washington clear the way to exchange am bassadors with Spain. This was followed by a state ment from Secretary Acheson In a news conference that Franco Spain must go a long way to ward restoring basic civil rights before it can hope to be ad mitted Into the family of free European nations. Many Americana of course ment gave Spain permission to condemn the Spanish dictator- negotiate directly with the ex- ship. Still we differentiate port-import bank for an Amer- among these dictatorships, lean loan. The next day Secre- Why? Are we to conclude tary of State Acheson said this that it's matter of expediency country had no political ohjec- rather than of principle? If ex tions in an American govern- pedienry enters into It there ment loan to Spain, but that are a lot of folk who recognize the USA doesn't see how Spain that Spain not only needs to re can qualify for such credits un- sume foreign trade relations but til It makes fundamental eco- would be a vital military base omit Nforma. asron at mother world war. Helena, Ark. u.R) A Helena motorist narked his ear in front or a parking meter and left nickel In a tobacco sack tied to it with this note: "Here is my nickel for the parking place. I do not know how to work this hear eontrapshun. Will be back betour my time is up." 'Pop' Deflates Hollywood Ego By VIRGINIA MacPHERSON tunttrd PrtM Otsff Correspondent) Hollywood (Pi Inflated egos hereabouts take a terrific wallopin" every time "Pop" Backus drops in from Cleveland. Movie queent can't impress him. He doesn't believe in 'em. What's more, he doesn't be- pop., Jjxed m, eagl)! ye on neve in nim,v.u, ""- u the monkey shines and then too. And all this is a cause of gp,,,). much frustration to his corned- Most' neHicicnt business lay- ian son, Jim Backus, who makes out , fvn ,aw; No organilll. a right nice living in the movies j give ,t thrM! month,." and radio. j can't convince him I'm In "Pop" (his friends know him the movies, either," Jim better as R. G. Backus) has a groaned. "I've made five In the business back home selling 10- past year but they're all un- story sewage-disposal inits to released. Pop says where are city governments for $850,000 they? each. But he comes out periodi- "He says: 'Save all those lies cally to check up on Jim. for your Mom. She'll believe And. dutiful son that he is, m. Now. tell me . , . are you Jim tries to show him a good in trouble' Do you need time. He introduces him to all money?' " the movie stars. All "Pop" aaya "Pop" can rattle off the names Is: "Greer Garson? Who's she?" of every burlesque queen acrosa "We took him to one of the the country. But Esther Wil- swankiest restaurants In town." liams was just "pretty girl Jim sighed. "It was loaded with who looks nice in a bathing suit" celebrities. Mom was really to him. livin' but Pop Just squinted at "He met her dozens of times, Clark Gable Jimmy Stewart went to her house, had dinner Spencer Tracy Joan Craw- with her," Jim shrugged. "We ford . . . and says: 'Never heard told him who she was. But it of 'em.' " never hit him." Jim pulled a few strings and The only movie star "rop" wangled the old gent a deluxe ever heard of was Lana Turner, tour of the biggest studio In the But he even gets nixed up on world. her. Calls her "Lena." ants look over 100 to 150 songs by amateurs each week. "Only one or two a year by unknown writers turn out to be worth recording," he said, A current example is "Riders In the Sky," written by a west ern forest ranger and popular ized by Burl Ives, the folk sing er. "The ranger ought to make $30,000 from it," said Manie. next musical show, 'Miss Lib- "Anyway, he can quit looking erty.' He did at least eight of for fires." them five times over, lyrics as Sacks has noted a distinct well as music. He never tries change in the public's music to make quantity take the place tastes since the war. of quality." Time to Call Skunk a Skunk Washington (U.R) It's high time fur coat makers be required to call a rabbit a rabbit and a skunk a skunk, the federal trade commission said today. The commission's views on the fur labeling situation were pre sented to a house interstate commerce subcommittee by Henry Miller, director of the bureau of trade practice conferences. Rabbit fur is sold under more than 50 names, none of which call tt rabbit, Miller said. Among the names are Arctic Seal, Beaverette, Marmetine, Hudseal, Chapchillas, Visonette and Musk ratine. Skunk, he said, is called Just about everything but skunk. It's referred to as dipped Martin, black Marten, Alaska Sable, and sometimes even Civet cat. Plain old muskrat is sold as Hudson Seal, Brook Mink, Water Mink, River Sable, Hudsonia, and so forth. The use of such names, he said, makes it easy to deceive the consumer and places the reputable manufacturer and merchant at a disadvantage in meeting competition of less scrupulous busi less rivals. The committee has before it bills introduced by Reps. Joseph P. O Hara, (D., Minn.), and George G. Sadowski, (D., Mich.), which would require fur processors to label and advertise their products so that buyers will know what they are. GREYHOUND fares Roeeburg $!.$( Los Angeles $13.9t Klamath Falls 4.5$ Coos Bay S.6t San Francisco (.7$ Seattle 4.3$ tot laviMO on iouno rrt -""" THfRf Aftf NO IOW MftfSf V. H. SWITZER, Agent 4S0 N Church . Phont 2-2421 I