Capital A Journal An independent Newspaper Established 1888 GEORGi PUTNAM. Editor and Publisher ROBERT LETTS JONES Assistant Publisher Published even afternoon except iundav at 444 Che meketc St Salem Phones Business Newsroom, Wont Ads 2 206. Society Editor 2 2409 . Full Leased Wiie Service of the Associated Press and The Urted Press. The Associated Piess is exclusively entitled to the use tor publication ot all news dispatches ' credited to it or otherwise credited in this paper and also news published therein SUBSCRIPTION RA1ES: By Carrier: Weekly, tic; Monthly S1.00; One Tear. SI? 00 Bt Mall In Oregon: Monthly. 75c; 6 Mos., $4.00: One Vrar Si. 00. U.S. Outside Oreion: Monthly $1 00: Mos.. td.00: Tear. lit. BY BECK Difficult Decisions 4 Salem. Ore., Wednesday, April 27, 1949 'The Dog Returns to His Vomit' . For the first time since they were banned last February 7, when Portland's mayor, Dorothy Lee, set a state-wide pattern for a vice clean-up, slot machines, which the su preme court labelled "one-arm bandits," are whirling again in some areas, though Portland remains off limits for all machines except some jf pinball type. The tingling of the coins in Clatsop and Umatilla coun ties were resumed last week-end simultaneously without explanation, other than now the legislature was adjourned, the heat was off. though they are as illegal as ever in Oregon, but no effort by law enforcing officials of the two counties is reported to stop them. In Pendleton private clubs requiring membership cards are the only places where the machines reappeared. Club owners were threatened with arrest and loss of their ma chins when the ban against gambling devices went into affect last winter. District Attorney C. C. Proebstel of Umatilla county is quoted as saying that the return of the slot machines "was news to me." He added, however, that his office would take any action required "if a signed complaint is filed." Sheriff R. E. Goad is reported saying that he was "pre pared to make any arrests if a complaint were given him to serve." Slot machines are illegal under state law, but neither Umatilla county nor Pendleton has laws against them. District Attorney Proebstel indicated that "it's up to state officers to take any definite action that might be taken without someone filing a signed complaint." . This alibi is typical of the attitude of many officials who have taken an oath to enforce the laws whether state or local. They profess willingness to do the enforcing providing some one signs a complaint to compel them to, otherwise they are blissfully ignorant of the law's viola tion. The same logic would require a citizen's formal com plaint to arrest and prosecute a burglar or speed maniac or let the state police do it. That is why crooked gam bling and rackets flourish. As Kipling put it: As It will be in the future, It was at the birth of Man There are only four things certain since Social Progress began; The Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her . Mire. And the burned Fool's bandaged finger goes wobbling back to the Fire. Pearson on Old-Age Pensions " When does politics end and duty begin ? State Treasurer Pearson came out last week with an appeal to Governor McKay to veto the old-age pension bill passed by the legislature. Pearson objected to the bill as being "in direct defiance" of the voters. The bill does give the state public welfare commission a prior claim on estates of pensioners. This particular provision is designed to permit the state to get back the amount of money it has given the pensioner. The provi sion would be considered a prior claim on the estate fol lowing the death of the recipient. . A $50 minimum monthly pension was approved by the voters last November. The bill does not establish such an amount. It does call for a $50 pension if there is enough money available to pay it. Was State Treasurer Pearson out of order in asking the governor to veto this bill? . Last fall when Pearson ran for state treasurer on the democratic ticket, he had one plank of his platform de voted to old-age pensions. He said he believed "in a $50 minimum old-age pension at 60 with only sufficient resi dence as a qualification and no lien law." And he was elected. , So the Portlander was doing what he said he would utand for when he got in office. Oftentimes, a candi date's promises mean little when, and if, he is elected. In this case, Pearson's promise apparently meant some thing. So what he said on the veto appeal wasn't sur prising. Also last week, however, another democrat, Senator Flogel of Multnomah county, came out in support of the old-age pension bill. He had served on the Ways and Means committee and he stated he took full responsibility for his part in drafting the bill. Under those circumstances, Pearson's position is in dicative of the leanings of the man himself, not all demo crats. Kven though he is in charge of the state's finances, o closely tied in with the pension hill, he can hardly be Condemned for speaking as he said he would. Russia's New 'Peace Feelers' ! Russia's "peace feelers" about ending the Berlin block tile, judging from past experience, are merely a change in tactics of the "cold war" Stalin has been waging since the end of World War II to communize the world. Having deluded America and the allies so many times and broken very pledge, Stalin evidently thinks he can do it again in gn interlude of aggression. Congress should not let the Witost Red maneuver interfere with ratification of the Js'nrth Atlantic pact. ' Chairman Millard E. Tydings of the senate armed serv tes committee hit the nail on the head when he said this Country "should carry a sword in the right hand and an live branch in the other" in dealing with Russia. He pointed out that the North Atlantic treaty was not prompted by the Berlin blockade alone. "Even with the blockade eliminated." Tydings said, "the pact would still be necessary until we can have a meeting of minds between the east and west." ! Secretary of State Dean Acheson has told congress that $oviet Russia's aggressive action makes the North At lantic pact and the arms-for-Europe program essential to maintain world peace. ' "Tlfe sense of insecurity prevalent in western Europe," ne told the senate foreign relations committee, "has come lKut through the conduct of the Soviet Union" and that Russia's conduct in eastern Europe had "cynically vio Ijited" the United Nations charter. ; Achcson'a words made it unmistakably clear the admin istration wants the North Atlantic pact and the arms-for-Europe program despite any Soviet conciliatory move for the rights to self determination by the peoples of east ern Europe have been "extinguished by forc or threats of tore" by Russia. iFsWTS WW UB DELIBERATION lSt M LABOR ATOPV f W 0VEB DIAGNOSIS C VMk MX COR SOIL t TUB SOIL, DOCTOR, IM WM, ANALYSES ' INCLINED TO CONCUR WITH hyi' l-TSli - yQyfi RECOMMENDATION ' ', I; II V'l THAT THEY MOVE fWPP7 I SOME PLACE ELSE. .T WASHINGTON MERRY-GO-ROUND Bridges and Vandenberg Tangle on Foreign Policy By DREW PEARSON Washington It wasnt 'officially recorded, but New Hampshire'i Senator Styles Bridges recently struck a sharp blow at the bi partisan foreign policy by demanding that the GOP take Its own stand on foreign affairs particularly In China. He shot the challenge squarely at Michigan's Senator Arthur Vandenberg, the Mr. Big of the BY GUILD Wizard of Odds bipartisan foreign policy, dur ing a secret meeting of the re publican policy committee. The d e b a te got so heated that at one point Vanden b e r g snorted: "Now, this is within these four walls There aren't many here, .and if this appears In Drew Pear- tives of diplomatic personnel. "If you had a general who commanded an army and lost a battle through incompetence, you would remove him," crack led Bridges. "If he lost by con spiring with the enemy, you would court-martial and prob ably shoot him. But the state department lores country after country and all you do is pro mote them." Vandenberg said he didn't know of any pro-communists in the state department. Ohio's Senator Robert Taft suggested. spn's column, I won't have too however, that the people under- many 10 cnecK wun. neath are often biased and don't However, here is the story of give the people on top a true what happened at the secret picture. Life Is Confusing Enough SEATTLE W) Are you tired, troubled or confused by the worlds' problems? Then ponder this one: Jane Snlffen, civilian employe of the army in Nome, Alaska, arrived here to raise $3,000 for an Ice skating rink in the far north community. It'll be used for a tennis court in the summer, she said. SIPS FOR SUPPER Hopeless meeting. Bridges called upon the re publicans to stop echoing "me, too" to everything the adminis tration does and to focus a "lit tle sunlight on the mistakes and questionable policies" of the de mocrats. He charged that China v-ns heinff fnrfoitpri in tha Mmmnn. ists and he urged Vandenberg t0 bv demanding that segreca--to take a stand on this and de- ,ion be outlawed in all public mand a review of our China pol- housing proiects. icy, When America realizes its But whBt the Public didn't r.-islake, BridEes argued, then wal Is that Bricker toned the republicans could pin the down his own anti-segregation blame upon the democrats. amendment, the minute It con Vandenberg retorted sharply Aided with the real estate lob that it was easier for Bridges by. to sniDe aeainst our foreiBn Bricker's original anti-se?r"!- Irrw what DO you WEN, tl OOPS OF 50 TO rTP"59SPl WANT FROM lift? fe I. CONSIDER I iksH ODDS ARE HI6HEST fscX CARELESS ! J 3Sssi youwAMSEciiRnx' a jJrJS dress I jrraf'Mi SECOND AND THIRD rr0R SERIOUS i 1 2CI FAVORITES ARE KNOWLEDGE IN I AND PUCE OF MIND. 1. CHILD-WHICH WOULD yOU SAVE "v- ? .iS FROM A SINKIN6 BOAT? ODDS ARE itM y 5 TO 2 YOU'LL SAY 'WIFE.' . TLZp Tempers flared up at the bei?ht of the debate, but cooled off by the time the meeting ad journed. BRICKER CHAMPION'S NEGRO? Ohio's statuesque Senator John Bricker has been posing as te great champion of the Ne- POOR MAN'S PHILOSOPHER Mudball in a Clean Sky By HAL BOYLE New York W) In a vast mansion on Mars the president of that By DON UPJOHN All we know about the identity of YCF Is that she's a mother and wrote us a postcard but what she says probably has the approval of several thousand other mothers around here, so we policy because he didn't have Won amendment would have print it in case the responsibility as GOP for- r"1 " icoerai iunas, inciuains It may do anyi"J .-"-LJ f "I roared out to a suburban park eign-policy spokesman. FHA loans, for any segregated Before dawn today. A woman Vandenberg admitted that the no,"i,n nroieci. uui wnen tne was reported screaming there. pjcture js dark for the Chinese rP!'' e''af bnV saw this, thev They traced the cries to a near- anti-communists, but argued "kUv Rr.cVer would cut off by house. They stormed up the that it was too late to interfere one of ,helr m0,t lucrative steps, and brought Frank Moore without jeopardizing the chan- 'n"rrt" monev loans from down in his ' nightclothes. ce, 0( salvaging what is left. By h federal housing administra- wnais goin on nerer wnoi intervening now, the United (crpnmlna fnr hpln'" "flh " KniH ,-n.i i - "o good. Writes YCF: "Seems to me. Sips, you could start a crusade of yourl own if you'd take a look at the speeders on our city streets You know the city painted r y 0 rjpjatae screaming for help?" "ph," said States wouldn't save China but Moore, "It's spring. That's my might endanger future relations, peacock calling for a mate." Vandenberg argued. He also pointed out That the corrupt Cecil Dotv in his bright new governing clique that runs the great, wide yellow lines to guide spring garb today sighted on his central government soaks up pedestrians across the street, but way to get the finishing touches most U.S. aid Intended for the tne motorists ignore tne tact on his new outfit a final fitting Chinese people, that pedestrians have some for his clackers which he hopes Bridges snapped back that rights on the streets. Just try will be in use mighty soon now members of the state depart- crossing Center street at 17th all bright and gleaming to flash ment were sabotaging our for- There they are, the big yellow as a full fledged new member eign policy and demanded that lines. But the cars come roll- 0f our FT & BA. Cliff had hoped the pro-communists be flushed ing Dy ju 10 mnes an nour to have them lor Easter but he out of the service. Ninety per cent oi tnem don't had to forego that pleasure. Now At this, now aown a on. you never see he hopes to make up for it to Leverett Saltonstall raised a policeman or motor cop at have them to wear when he cautioning hand, suggested it goes out hanging May baskets. was unfair to question the mo- o thev hnt'onted it to Brick er's office and had him chance his amendment so that it abol ished seTpwatln fnr public housing, but not FHA-financed hnnir. NOTE Prrker's real motive was to inject civil ri"hts into the housine: debate so it would turn the southern vote aralnst public housing. planet sat listening to the music of the sphere: by the stars in their courses. It was his fa vorite pastime. But into the universal sym phony c a m e a jarring sound The maritian president frown ed and twisted the dials of his electronic radio. "Again that discordant note!" He ex claimed. "This time I'm going to do something about it. It's been ruining my concerts for the last 10,000 years." So he called his wise men to gether. Gravely, one by one, they checked with tuning forks the sound that came from each of the melody made Exactly a year and a day later he returned to Mars. A great mass of Martians was there to greet him. "Well, what Is the earth like?" asked the president. "It is a beautiful globe, wash ed by soft seas," said Rado. "It Is capped at both ends by moun tains and wide fields covered with a cool white substance known as snow. And between the caps are great fields and towering cities full of living things. "Oh, It is an enchanting place fairer than our Mars." "Why is it out of tune then?" said the president crossly. "I think it is the people." "What, in the name of the Milky Way, are people?" "There are two forms of life that move about," said the ex- nlnra, "fin L-inl 1 nun). the multitudinous bodies in the The o;her kjnd animal,. Tn; LA4LJ wide heavens. ported: Then they re- "Sire, the jarring noise comes the wilderness." people have enslaved some ani mals and driven the rest Into this corner, patrolling that is They must be too busy putting on charge slips on overparked cars downtown. Seems the city could put some slow signs ap proaching 17th or some day there may be a bad accident. Lives will be lost that could be saved. And this mother surely knows. YCF" FOR LITTLE WOMAN TOGGLE Mother YCF's plea could be made to apply to scores of in tersections around town. But, we with their presume, if every motorist In muscles down. a radius of 50 miles, happened Seems the to read her letter, they'd no movie - makers doubt assent to all she says, decided it was And then most of them would high time to proceed to approach such inter- give the litle sections as usual at from 35 to woman s o m e- 80 miles an hour. We love to thing to look at crusade, but this one looks prct- while pop was ty futile. ogling Betty Grable and Voices of the Night Jane Russell. MT.MEDY TRIAL Only one important commit- Massachusetts' lean 1" ."Tf. I '"'Uf0" 1 by a republican Senator Bald win of Connecticut who presides over the Malmedy trial investi gation. Baldwin Is one of the ablest and most fair-minded members of the senate, but there is an interesting back stoge story behind his appoint ment. It results from the fact fat Maryland's dapner Senator Tv- By VIRGINIA MacPHERSON dinrs wanted to euchre the Hollywood U.R) Movie queens aren't the only ones who're wor- nrobe of the army's court-marrying about their curves these days. Hollywood's going through away from his democratic a "bare-male-torso" era and it's catching a lot of glamor boys colleague from North Carolina, swxMnw-tauea Clyde Moey. off their shirts and rlnzile ma. ivamgs appeared to oeneve from an obscure planet known as the earth, our neighbor in this constellation." "That mudball!" said the president. "How savage!" cried the pres ident. "That explains the dis cordant note." "No siree." said Rado. "There is more to It than that. After 'Bare-Male-Torso' Era Finds Stars' Muscles Down He had his leading stellar ex- enslaving the animals, the dif- plorer, Rado, brought to him ferent peoples began enslaving "Rado," said the vexed chief- each other. And they destroy tain. "Trot down to earth and themselves in great disastrous see why that flyspeck in the sky wars. The wails they send up is out of tune." ruin the music of the stars." Rado sprayed himself with in- "Life takes life," murmured visibility lotion, climbed into his the president. "Is it possible?" two-seater anti-gravity ship and "On the earth death is often took off. a way of life," said Rado. OPEN FORUM Compulsory Socialized Medicine To the Editor: The secret of the success of Arcad, the richest man in old Babylon, is one which the American public would do well to study: "A part of all you earn is yours to keep." aaaJt it- ma with a rippling display of American officers were bulging biceps. There was just J"""" in using brutal ty and one trouble: It wasn't the biceps torture wrln confessions that bulged it was the he-men! ,rom "-German storm troopers wnn Bi'eKeai.v iook pari in me Such a scurrying to gymna siums and steam never did see. baths T'almedv massacres during the Vlrtlals MarPhtp you battle of the bulge. Tydings also claimed jurisdiction for his The boys at the local sweat- ttmed services committee It-off emporiums report busi- though only after Hoev had or- ness never has been so good, dered his special Investigating And plumpish actresses have to committee to look Into the police car. and . sheriff, car order, for the he-men to strip imen 'work "of, tho 7e7u,eTo investigate: spare tires around their then changed his mind after middles. learning of Hoey's Interest. And they're not always the Fearing that Tydings would romoes who're getting along In whitewash the brass hats, Hoey years, either. Young gents like suggested turning the Investiga- Bill Williams, Bob Ryan, Lex tlon over to a joint committee, (Tartan') Barker, and Kirk made up of members from the Douglas are beginning to sign armed services, judiciary and up for regular afternoons in exnenditures committees, neighborhood gyms. This started talks between the If, a crime the way most 'w 'hat were still proceeding According to the survey of probicm of the nation's health current business, July, 1948, is one of education rather than Americans spend 4.5 per cent of compulsory socialized medicine, their income for medical care Like Arcaa of Babylon, we and death expenses as compared mUrt learn to anticipate the fu to 5.9 per cent for alcoholic bev- ture emergencies which will be erages and 2.4 per cent for to- t frail man, and provide for bacco. It Is plain to see than their occurence with an ade when the American population quate savings program, willingly spends more for liquor dr. JAMES A. GARSON, and tobacco than for medical 801 Morgan Bldg., services that the solution to the Portland S, Oregon. Vancouver, Wash. IP Three Down came MacKENZIE'S COLUMN Perhaps a Surprise By OeWITT MocKEhZIE 41 rortltn Afftlrl Ancmtt The steam-roller offensive of the powerful Red armies in China , has created a fresh major crisis in the now-not-so-cold-war of the isms. The western powers had IT scarcely finish- fs ed signing tne 4, Atlantic pact, to halt the com munist drivel across r.urope. when Chinese chieftain Miot ize-iung lore d the line of the mighty Yangtze. Thus u&LA Their capital of Nanking has ctorI ,e, thmseiveil ' Wil- when suddenly Tydings pulled liams savs. "They figure they surprise announcement inai can wear padded shoulders and hl committee would go ahead tiht pirdlcs and get awav with wi'h own Investigation, and murder. he appointed Senator Baldwin, rroublican to head tne probe "Male shapes are almost The payoff I, that Baldwin's nrttllt MU'Rtntl been occupied by the enemy- shocking blow to the morale of the nation. A million and a half Rod troops are ready for the drive southward through China. What nlhur limat fan h made than that the nationalist lnPofnt in this business situation i, desperate? !' ,m,T,Lv i rnlw. Zir the army prosecute the However. Generalissimo w"e m"r ,h7 d mfk Malmedy defendant,. Chiang Kai-Shek Is said to have ctor, work out regularly and y . . . planned a defense by tones as " rid of ' ,heir blubber. TRl'MAN SORE AT ISRAEL the Reds advance. Many of President Truman, who fre- those zones with their troops Williams, who Is no puny .fi hinu. hnt nH mtH nvr almost overnight the west was are in the hands of war lords nt himself, says Bob Ryan i, p,i.,,in. h ivn a nrlvt confronted with another threat and, if they remain loyal to the best phyjical (peciman in ipanking to the new republic The weight of the attack had Chiang, the nationalist defense town. (And we know a lot of o j,riei. He I, boiling mad at been shifted from the front de- might give the communists a ladies who'll agree wth him tne i,rae'n government for what fense, to those In the rear. surprise. there.) he consider, an insult to the Speculation at this time is "But he works at It regular- AmeriCan ambassador to Israel True, the new thrust in the Idle. We shall have to await ly." William, added. "Some cf jame G. McDonald. Orient is much further away development,. these older guys the top star, McDonald reported to the than was the drive across Eur- . may trim off 10 or 15 pound, president that during a recent ope. The present danger is What we can ee clearly 'or one role, but they slip right interview with the Israeli for- less imminent, and in that sense enough is that a sovietizing of bck as toon a, they wind up ,ign minister. Moshe Shertok, the situation is perhaps not so China, world's most populous 'he picture." lne minister spoke disparagingly critical. nation, would give communism William, say, the dashing of American aid to Israel. This Time now Is with the west, a powerful base from which to screen heroe, can take a few made Truman so mad he order just as it suddenly has turned work on all Asia. tips from the glamour queens ed the U. S. representative to against the nationalist forces ot Neighboring India would be they woo every day from 9 to the United Nations, Warren China. the next great nation to come 5. All those curves and dip, and Austin, not to object when the If, idle to (peculate on how under pressure, and It might be swell, just don't happen, he United Nations pigeonholed much time may be Involved in that she would provide a barrier say,. Israel', application for U. N. the Chinese conflict. We know which communism couldn't sur- And if they do. they don't membership, that the communist resources, mount. The Hindus and Mos- last long without a lot of help Warren's silence shocked the both military and economic, are lems of the Indian peninsula are from the gal who's got 'em. Israeli because they were count great, while the nationalist gov- intensely religious and com- Practically every top-bracket ing on wholehearted American ernment't resource, are terribly munism and religion can't be movie lovely In town spends a, lupport tor their cause. A, a weak. mixed. much time on her figure a, she result. President Weizmann is The nationalists' most power- In any event, should commu- does learning her lines. And trying to patch things up dur- ful defense against the Red nism have a (weeping success It's been years since some of Ing personal conference, with forces from the north the In the Orient, the western na- m have looked baked potato President Truman. 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