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SATURDAY, MAY 15, 1937 Light was constructed in 1764, 48 years after the Boston Light, but is tive part In the deliberations of the House of Lords. While Lord Macau lay had been extremely active as a member of the House of Commons, when raised to the peerage, he did little. Lord Lytton did take part in debates in the Lords, and also be came Viceroy of India. Lord Byron also was intermittently active in the Lords. The last two, however, inher ited their titles. ROOM AND BOARD .By Gene Ahem HENRY .By Carl Anderson the oldest still in service as original ly built. V7 WOW'S THAT GP.EA.T iVe BEEN tied up in jay 4 Q. Is it correct to say that any thing transpired in the sense of oc curred? W.H. A. It la incorrect to use the word in the sense of occur. VEGETABLE GAROEN OP YOURS COfvMNG ALONG , tSUDGE LABORATORY, MORGAN 5-YES. IA REMOVING THE SOCIAL. . EMBARRASSMENT FROfA CELERY ! NEXT YEAR, THE WORLD WILL BE EATING " RUFFLE SILENT CELERY ! I'M TAKING OUT THE , CRACKLE AND CRUNCH ! WHERE ARE THOSE UMBO RADISHES YOU SAD WOULD GROW WITH FINGER-HOLES Q. Have British poets who have been raised to the peerage taken an active part in politics? A.R. A. Although after having first re fused. Tennyson accepted the title of Baron Tennyson of Aldworth and Farringford, he did not take an ac Q. Are negroes buried in Arling ton cemetery? F.E.M. A. Many negroes are buried there. Two or three sections of the cem LIKE A BOWLING BALL'S THEN IT WONT SOUND etery nave been assigned for the burial of colored soldiers. LIKE- BREAKING A , WICKER BASKET RADIO PROGRAM THE CAPITAL JOURNAL, SALEM. OREGON 1 now where th') t 1 heck is my -s mm m mm mt. MmwH mmrmmm mi BYNOPHIS: A mynterloua shot ktlln at tractive Jude B I in shop on a wild, stormy me lit at rarrlnston Bluff, horn' of Ml rheel'a auuta. Everyone marooned on thin Inland Is aiiRpect; Mike, who talked with Jude alone that nialit; the 8kliper. hi tall and tweeay younurr aunt; Aunt Martha, a tout and prudish: Oajr Palmer. Mike's red-headed sweetheart; HilRins. tlto elderly butler; William, the chaul feiir; Cook: Annie, the maid even I Mike's c lot.es t friend. Then we find traces of an outsider, perhapa a maniac, who must be loose In thr house. Our aearch la lutlle. Chflptor 22 THE IIOltlillJLL FARCE Gay, Michael and M. Farrtiiglon came slowly tn. Their general as pect was gloomy. "Perhaps," said Gay, after a long interval of staring at her own feet, "we had belter hold a ieance. It's done In all the best thrillers." Mike's face was worried. "Rot!" he ntd- sharply. "Don't get silly, for God's sake!" Her laugh was shaky. "Why not?" People are killed and slugged and tied up by empty air. There must be a ghost! We owe it to ourselves not to miss anything.' "Stop it!" Michael crossed to her swiftly. "Stop it! On a grip on yourself! Don't" Too late. She collapsed against him in a tearful lit. That evening had pretty well ex ha us ted my stock of sympathy. 1 stepped into the conservatory. But its heavy scent of roses reminded me of nothing so much as a funeral. I thought of Jude Blinshop's funer al. I selected a casket for Jude not a heavy one blue, deep blue, No rases. JusU The realization of what I was doing struck me as a revolting shock. My foot sent a pot of American Beauties crashing to the floor. I swore frantically. "Exactly," said M. Farrington's voice at my elbow. "Must have brushed against it, Aunt Martha." I mumbled, stoop- inn for the rases. "With your foot," suid the dry voice. "James, you are not to lose your head. Sit down, piea.se. t sat dismally under an appall ing rubber plant. I wished that I were dead, recollected that I might very shortly get my wish, shivered, and brought my wavering attention back to M. FarrinKton. She was speaking in her dry, precise little voice. "The greatest thinner ol all. my dear boy, ts that we may allow our imaginations to run away with us. Our predicament is unpleasant '.n the extreme and entire',' unexpect ed. The thought of the super natural In connection with thro strange occurrences Is inevitable, but thoroughly abMird. If we think" From behind the rubber plant. I Ritped at her. The supernatural! M Fn nine ton arguing about the sup ernatural! Were we all goins crazy? "Don't worn-. Aunt Martha." I said. "Conk; of eourse would think banshee were after her if a match blew out. But I'm sure the rest of us are too " The picture of Gay in hysterics tn the next room stopped me. I groped Impatirntly for a cigarette "Grace Is not herself, .!nme." rontounri the woman! Did she think me deaf as well as dumb? "In our present overwrought condi tion, we tend to reduce pertecth normal happening tt the basts or superstitious phenomena. We must retain seir-eontrol I art be you to provide Immedinte physical action for everyone Thin waiting is un pleasant.' I exploded. "But damn It!" I roared. "We can't keep pussyfoot ing around the hou.se playing hide-and-seek. We've done enough searching for 10 houses! What the devil eHii we do?" "How do you usually nmibr your srll? She was laughing at me. Her hv. never moved, but she was laughing. I got to my feet and lut'urd Into Ihe living nom. Higgins' back was Just retreating through the hall door. In a far corner ol the room Micharl was bendinr over Gay with n gins of something in hU hand. The Skip per gin need round from the win dew, but returned tnnnrxhately to her urvey of tin darluieu ouUlde. t "How about bed?" Z meant to say It cheerfully. Mike straightened up. "Don't be fantastic. "All right." My voice started out jauntily and ended in ft ghastly croak. "Then let's do something to amuse ourselves. Bridge? Billiards?" "Dominoes?" Michael Jeered. "Anything," Gay's voice was shrill ad shaky. "We can't Just sit here. Lets do something!" And so we tried it. I dragged out a table, located some cards, drew up chairs. M. Farrlngton, Gay, Mike and myself played. The Skipper re fused to leave her window. The horrible farce went on for; hours or seemed to. We overbid wildly and underbid foolishly. It was difficult to remember trumps. Scoring was erratic. In spite of all pretense, every ear in the room was straining to catch sounds from the silent house. Nerves twitched to thesoughlng of trees and rattling of blinds. Finally Michael threw down his cards. "This is the worst idea you've had yet!" he snorted, moving toward the brandy bottle. "Let's try billiards." My own voice was barely recognizable. "You move playing billiards." The Skipper and M. Farrlngton remained in the living room, the latter patiently trying to read book, the former still motionless at the window. We left the connect ing door open, and Gay, Michael and I went Into the room where the whole ghastly mess seemed to have started. Not 48 hours ago Jude NO DANGER By Mary Graham Homier "Id better get away from here, the doctor thought. "That bear mav have some queer Idea that she wants to bite my ears so they'll look like Willy Nilly's." But ft.s he got up he found htm self pushed back into his chair again by Jelly Bear. Perhaps it would be as well not to get these animals angry although he had al ways heard that they were never wild or rough only mischievous at times. Willy Nilly had opened his eves, He looked In surprise at. the- doctor. Was ho drraming? And then lie m hi nniniR) friends all around him Rip curled up at his fret at the end of the bed. Your don and crow and lamb came for me." the doctor said. "I imixt find out what Is Ihe matttr with ou. and ou imust tell me JiikI how you feci." he repeated. The doctor took Willy Nllly's puke, listened la Ills chest and took his trmpcralurr while all the Pud dle Muddler kepi yory still, anx iously watchlnit Ihe doctor. "ou're not In any dancer." the doctor said, and every Puddle Mud dler save Mich a cry of Joy that the doctor Jumptii In surprise. Willy Nllly smiled. "They're fond or me." he s-;ld. "I've never quite known why they should be so very fond of me. I don't amount to very much and there are main who think I'm queer. They put me rluht to bed when I becun to feel so 111 I don t feel nearly so 111 as I did." "They did the rlcht thing!" the doclor answered. "You've got a bad old. but bv taknic care of It In lime you'll be all nitlit. Only I ihlnk you're Hied oui. You should be over this in a week and then you should have a real rest. What about a Utile trip?" Christopher rnwrd cxcitodlv. MondK) "Chruiouhcr't Idea " A2l (ANOEfiioM Bllnshop had stood where I was standing, holding that very same cue, waiting for me to leave her alone with Mike. I dropped the cue as If It burned. "Oh, hell I" I groaned desperately Gay seated herself on the table, her foot swinging rapidly. "Mike," she said, "it isn't just curiosity. I must know. You ought to trust me enough to tell me why you went outdoors last night. We were right back at the be ginning. What possible difference could It make now? What possible use In dragging It up again? Di version. Damned grisly diversion I I started for the door, but Mike blocked me off. "Stay right here, Jim!" Then, very patiently, "I've told you a doz en times. Gay, that It had nothing to do with all this. I went out to look at the bridge." "You're lying!" At the fury In her voice the sickening whirl in mv neaa began to tighten. There w no stopping her. "What did you go outdoors for? You were out there at 10 oclock. You said so" I had had enough of it. Pushing Michael out of my way, I barged into tne living room, banging the door behind me. The Skipper turn ed irom the window. "It's nearly daylight." she said. "Thank God. What time Is it?" I blinked at my watch. Ten min utes of seven." On the davenport M. Farrlngton was fast asleep. With an my heart I envied her. "What's going on In there?" I tried to smile. "Oh curiosity nerves. No telling." "Yes." She was switching off lights. "Listen. Jlmmle. I'm going to take Martha upstairs with me It's me for a cold shower. Tell Hlg- Blns to start some breakfast and break up that Donnybrook Pair In there. It's daylight and we're civ. illzed supposedly. Have you our Keys ' "To Be Continued) ANSWERS to QUESTIONS A reader can get the answer to any question of fact by writing The Capital Journal Information Bureau. Washington. D C. Frederic J. Haskin. Director. Please enclose three cents for reply Q. How is Westminster Abbey heated? W. H. A. It is heated by oil. Q. What game suggested the game of golf? DS. A. It is believed that the funda mental Idea came from the simple game of marbles. Q. Is much more soap used when water is very hard? S.N. A. A comparison made between a town with very soft water and one with a hard water supply showed a difference of $81,000 worth of soup a year. Both (owns had populations of about 20.000. O Did John MnJxhalt. who tvcmiin Chief Justice of tlie United States. have a college education? F.J. A. He had no colleue tratmno . cent a few lectures on law and na tural philosophy at William and Mao in 1779 or 1780. Q If a man is giving ft stag dinner in his home, is it correct for his wile or mother to receive? W.B.R. A. Neither his wife nor mother should appear. Q When was the famous bar known as Thomas Brothers' Place opened in New York City? W.H. A. Thomas Brothers' Place was opened tn 18S3 at Broadway and Washington Place. Q. Where Is the oldest lighthouse operated by the United States? B A A. Two lights compete for the dis tinct Ion but on different grounds The Boston Light has a claim to sen iority In that it was constructed in 1716. but having been damaged In the Revolutionary war. It had to be restored in 1783. The Bandy Hook ftATl'RDAY P. M. K(iW Klloeyrlea 12:00 Ml char! A re n stein. Cellist. 13 ; 19 Orr-Rontan Newa. 12:30 Week-End Revue, NBC 1:30 Horn lit Orchestra. NBO. J:00 Top Hattfra, NBC. 2:30 Press Radio News. NBC. 3: 3S Alma KilcheU. NBC. 2-4S Religion in the News. NBC. 1:IS Hampton Institute Singe n. NBO. J 45 Th ABC or NBC. 4 00 NBC Program. 4:30 Musical Echo's. NBC. 4:4S Piano Surprises. a 00 Stars of Tomorrow. 5:30 Chauteau. NBC. 6:30 NBC Program. 7:00 Jimmy Joy's Orchestra, NBO. 7:30 Circus. NBC. 8:00 Jerry Blaine's Orchestra. NBC. 8:30 Arthur Revel's Orchestra, NBC. 6:00 O riff Williams' Orchestra. NBC. 9 30 KlnK S Jrsters, NBC. 9:45 Al Vlerra's Hawatians. NBO. 10:00 Biltmore Orchestra, NBC. 10:30 Orchestra. NBC. 11:00 Dan Flood's Orchestra. NBC. To 13 Complete Wea.her Report. Sl'NOAV KOW A?) Klloerelea 8 00 The Hour Ola, NBC. 8:30 Chicago Round Table. NBC. 8 1-0 Portland Council ol Churches 8:30 Cleveland Orpheui Choir. NBC. It; OA Stars of Today. 10:30 Thatcher Colt Myterlei, NBC. 11:30 Widow's Sons. NBC. 13:00 American War Mothers' Proiram, NBC. 12:30 The World Is Yours, NBO. 1:00 Marlon Talley. NBC. 1 :30 Josef Horntck'n Orchestra. 3:00 Stars of Tomorrow. 2:30 Garden Talk. 2:45 Romance of Transportation. 3 00 Posey Playlets. 3:15 Oregcnlan News. 4.00 Don Ameche. Edaar Berten. NBC. 5:00 Manhattan Merry -Oo-Round. NBC. 5:30 Abum ol Familiar Music, NBC. 6 30 Hemlock Tree. 7.00 JiiiKles. NBC. 7:15 "Treasure Island. 7:30 Jack Benny, NBC. 8:00 Will Osborne's Netherland Plana Hotel Orchestra, NBC 8:30 One Man's Family. NBC. 8:00 PttssinB Parade. NBC. 8:30 Jimmy Joy s Orchestra, NBC. 10:00 News, NBC. 10: IS Bridie to Dreamland, NBC. 11:00 Sam Herman's Orchestra. LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE THE GUMPS buzz or EXCITEMENT FILLS THE COURTROOM TOM CARR TAKES THE STAND f ?HE DISTRICT ATTORNEY IS RELENTLESSLY TEARING TO SHREDS HIS FEEBLE HOPES OP FREEDOM M SPIV TOMMY Tne othf-r DAY St-CR T SfrBVICt- AGfrMTS KILLfrD A SDY WHO ATTE-MPTtD TO SCAP THUS . THFr SLAIN MAM, A PILOT , BOC A MOST RfrMAR K A8L t- Rt-srNBL unct- TO TOMMY, AND IT GAVE- "THt-CHItf-OTHC- StCRt-T 5Rvlc euRtAu AN IDA . I CAN'T GET I 3i' 1-30 I in "' "Mm!tM f" OH-h! AND -DADDY" '7'A OVER IT- HERE 1 n ..l fT-l ffl&M' 1 m" 1 ""k M i I DOESN'T EVEN GUFSS' PS TuE-ErpccpiN J CON, SANDV- WV-Ji S-SANDYl LOOK ! 1 WiTfl TO YELL-THERE ISN'T psMffl CREEPS- yk&Eji..PppR,MNrP 1 -ifJ8r MEN-EVER'WWERe! MIKImI A THING WE CAN DO MM j I 'v " REG'LAR FELLERS By Gene Byrnes HENRIETTA TO THE RESCUE IT JAYS HFRF 1HAT 5f1RT SMART IDFA THAT .' ' I II l I OIBN FITHFR. TtLt MOM tfiOit THAT IITUE RASCAI 801(1 ARS ALWAYS WFAR f CUfSS T IL TRY IT I II SSri (JAMjf V00 W RF AT THE JAM An' MMkJCSSSJIX i J? IT'LL TAKE Ml' AN ' qiOVFS SO THFY WONT THE NfX' FIliF I PULL 'I I ' -J f URIHFRMORf t HAVf NT CW PCVvC fjtf, HOUR TO QfT THE JAM UAVE ANY FWHIR-PRINTS A8ICJ0B' ' W Wli THr SlIQHIEST IDE A , 7f IXVU UY, OFF THESE QL6VES when wtY tonyn Ijjl how shf rcuNi) out rDO YOU MEAN TO TELL T ME YOU DON'T REMEMBER I ANYTHING THAT HAPPENED I AnD VVHIL TOMMY SPN-OS AWAY r-ooM THB-POINT. . 11:15 Bat Tabarin Orchestra. NBO. 11:30 Palace Orchestra, NRO To 12 Complete Weather Report, SATl'RDAY P. M. K FX IlltO Kitoeyelts 13:00 Market Reports. 12:05 Club Matinee, NBO. 12:30 Spelling Bee. NBC. 1 :30 Orchstra. NBC. 2:00 Vladlmer Brenner. NBO. 2 05 Nickelodeon. NBC. 2 30 Press Radio Newa. NBO. 2:35 NBC Home Symphon. 2 00 MeMase of Israel. NBC 3'30 Deauwlte Orchestra, NBC 4 00 The 3 Cheers. NBC 4 30 Meredith Willson a Orchestra, NBC 5:00 Oreaonian News. 5:15 Paul Carson. NBC. 5:30 Meakm's Musical Newt. SOO Hild'garde. 8:30 NBC Program. 7:00 National Barn Dance, NBC 7:30 to 8 Silent to KOB 8 00 Ed Wynn. 8 30 Oreaonlan News. 8:45 Ambassador Orchestra. NBC 8:00 Eddie Varzos OrcheMra. NBC. 9 30 Jimmy Joy's Orchestra, NBC 10:00 Orchestra. NBC. 1 1 :00 Ore ontan News. 11:15 Paul Carson. NBC To 12 Complete Wea'hcr. Police Reports. Rl'NDAY HEX I1SO Kllocelea 8:00 Tabernacle Slnsina Evancelist 8:30 Radio City Music Hall, NBC 9:30 Our Neighbors, NBC 10.00 Magic Key of RCA. NBC. 11:00 Trip to National Parks. NBC. 11:45 Clm Chu Martinez. NBC. 12 00-Natlonal Vespers. NBC 12 30 Rabbi Edward T. fiandrow. 12:45 Christian Science Proaram, 1:00 We. the People. Phillips Lord. NBC 1:30 Stoopnattla and Bud, NBC. 2:00 Baseball. 3 30 Robert Ripley, NBC. 4.00 Concert. NBC. 5:00 Rippling Rhythm, NBC. 5:30 Walter Wlnchell. 5:45 Catholic Truth Society. 6:00 Baseball Resume. 6:30 California Concert, NBC 7:00 Judy and the Bunch. NBO 7:10 Press Radio News. NBC. 7:15 Palace Orchestra, NBC. 7:30 to 8 Silent to KOB. 8:00 Oreeonlan News. 8:15 Richard Montgomery. Book Chat. 8:45 Oriental Gardens Orchestra, NBC. 9:00 Everybody Sing. 10:00 Hall of Fame. NBC. THAT'S RIGHT. SIR-; RECENT ACCIDENT RESTORED MY MEMORY BUT LEFT THE LAST TO YOU DURING TVIE 1 MEMORY f3UT V LAST THREE YEARS ? jSB LEFT THE LAST sfev 'i) THREE YEARS . Vynry!f '' ' A COMPLETE JS MIO If; LIKE: BREAKING A fZ. :? "?A WICKER BASKET 1 OwE JUDGE WWSES! it YM A COUPLE OP- I) & fZ2 in -10 Calvary Tabernacl Jubilee. 11:15 Charlen Runran. NBC To 12 Complete Weather. Police Reports. SVTl'RtiAY P. M. KOAf-MO Kilocycles 12:00 United Press News, 12:15 Farm Hour. 1:00 Music. 1:15 Vtiricty. 1 :45Mumc 2:00 Onardint Your Health. 2 15 Music. 2:30 British Isles Travelosue. 3:45-M.isic 3 oo Thp American Indian. 315-Musir 3-45 The Monitor Views the News. 4 00 The Symphonic Hour. 4:30 Btories for Boys and Girls. 5:00 University of Oregon Presents. -30-M iile. 5 45 Vespers, Rev. E. P. Hart. fl no Music. 6:15 United Press News. b 30- Farm Hour. 7:30 Music. 7 4f-Hricnce News of the Week. 8.00 Sllvertoii American Legion. SATURDAY P. M. KOIN !M Kilocycle 12 00 News. Joe Weiner's. By Harold Gray By Gus Edsnn HM-M- PRETTY CONVENIENT. I'D SAY- LISTEN, YOU.' DO YOU REALIZE YOU'RE NSULTINQ THE NTELL GENCE OF THE JURY 7 I'M SlOINQ TO PROVE THAT YOU'VE BEEN PREYING ON HONEST ! CITIZENS FOR YEARS.' 1 By Hal Forrest A Df-PA PTNC-fTT Of-JUSTlCr AGMIT V.1MGS TCNVABD the- r-AMous HYine meld. 12 15 Dictators. CBS. 12:?fr-Ann Leaf at Ihe Organ, CBS 1:00 Eddie Durhin Orchestra. CBS. 1:1-1 Mary Cullen, the Journal 1:30 Virginia Verrllt: sons. CBS 1:4.1 The Journal Newspaper of the Atr 2 30 Pete Ponlrellt Orchestra. CBS. 3:45 Bandelrern. to CBS 3:00 Saturday Swtns Session, CBS. 3:30 Potpourri, CBS. 4 00 Professor Quiz, CBS. 4:30 Variety Matinee. 5 00 Grace Moore, CBS. 5:30 Saturday NiKht Serf tinders. CBS. 6-00 Your Hit Parade. CBS 6:45 Universal Rhythm. CBS. 7:15 Bunny Birlnan Orchestra. CBS. 8:00 Leon F. Drews. Orsantst 8.15 Td Ftorito Orchestra. CBS 8 30 Harry Owens Orchestra. CBS. 9:00 A capella Singers. 9:15 Roy Eldredne Orchestra. CBS. 9 30 Mark Fisher Orchestra. CBS. 10:00 KOIN News Service. 10:15 Pete Pentrelll Orchestra, CBS 10:30 Dick Jurgrns' Orchestra, to CBS.. II :00 Pasadena Auditorium. CBS. 11:30 Joe Reichman Orchestra, CBS. SUNDAY KOIN (HO Kilocycles 8 nfl Ma lor Bowes, CBS. 1L'CK CLEAR j 'H0Wfc YOU SAY THAT" kVOUCAO J MQ. SMITH, V SORBY, TOMMY I'D LIKfr TO(X ISHT WITH USt SEE YOUR )C AMY MORE- ... ) CHIE-f- TEST ( I I J I v PILOT, )JiVjS TOMMY (f", fXrS?A tomk ins yUi. jmFmji 1 ArK 1 8 30 Sunday Journal Comics. 9 00 Church of the Air. CBS 10 00-St. Loui Serenade, CBS. 10 30 LiviiiR Drama of the Bible. CBS. 11:00 Every botly'r Mulr. CBS. 12:00 Si'ellinc Bee. CB3 1:00 Old Soubs of the Church. 1 30 Oregon Trails. tt CBS. 2:00 Joe penner. CBS. 2:30-nublnoff and His Violin, CBS ft 3 45 Merle Carlson Orchestra. CBS T 4:001337 Fditlon of Twin Stars, with Helen Brodcrlck and Victor Moor. CBS 4:45 Rnrriantle Bongs. 5:00 Rnndrtv Eveiisns Hnir. CBS. 00 Cnmmuntt Smi, CBS. 8:30 Charlie Hemp. 7:00 Willamette Unlversily Phllharmon! Choir. 7:30 Willamette University Philharmonic Choir, to CBS 00 Eddie Cantor. CBS 8:30 Sunday News Review. 8-45 Joe Reichman OrrheMra. CBS. 9:00 Dtrk Jitrcens' Orchestra. 9:30 Leon F, Drews, Orsantst. 9:4S Austin Mark Orchestral CBS. 10 00 Temple Siuare. CBS. 10:30 Hurry Owens Orchestra, CBS. 10:45-B!ack Mss. 11:00 Door to Hie Moon. 1o CBS 11:30 Joe Retrhman Orchestra, CBS. OR YOUR GOOSE IS COOKED THE LOVE BIRDS Twit - COURTROOM HEN?v. . I r a ' . IT XT", A DISAPPOINTMENT I ITS IMPOCTAMT I WISH THAT I K NEW, THAT I MHO HIM AT ONCE".' CAM VOU TELL MYS t L r-. fiE- TONrtY JUST WHR. DISAPPEARED EOS AM UNKNONAfl DtSTINATOfi.