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THE CAPITAL JOURNAL, SALEM, OREGON
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 17, 1925
CapilalJlJournal
flalam. Cirncrnn
An Indopendont Newspaper Published Every Afternoon Except Sunday
no o. uommorciai street. Telephone 81; Newt 83
GfcJORUH PUTNAM, Editor and Publisher
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Stop the Outrages
According to the veracious Portland Oregonian, Governor
Pierce has been importuned in a letter received from a Port
land man to furnish protection for General White, com
mander in chief of the military forces under his command.
The missive reads:
"I noticed in the papers recently that my friend, George White,
was ehot in the windshield. Thin is the second time be has been
attacked. The state of Oregon owes this official protection at aJl
coata. In the late war Oeuerul White tlistinsuiahea himself as a
soldier and organizer. We need more men like George White and
he should not bo sacrificed through the activities of a lot of thugs."
The Capital Journal takes pleasure is seconding the re
quest, going even further and demanding that the executive
comply with it and furnish a body-guard for the bold briga
dier. The wind-shield is an exceedingly delicate part of the
anatomy and a wound in it is always serious. A third wound
Is likely to prove fatal as history records but few instances
of recovery in such cases.
. We are amazed and humiliated that our usually consid
erate governor should have grown so callous as to regard
such a patriotic request as a "nut" letter and consign it to the
waste basket. Let him instead awake to the dangers of the
situation, call in Tilly from Tillamook for the rescue work
while Cleaver and his celebrated pooch trail the dastardly
assailants of the distinguished "man of the hour."
He talked for a few moments
of the trouble at the factory; till
.fanny grew impatient and urged
him to stop.
'Let's have something- to eat and
then you can take us both home
that is if Marie ia going home,'
sho suggested with a malicious
glance at Marie. "I'm going Into
your room, Bill, and brush my hair
ana fix my make-up; I'll phone
down to the cafe for come supper.
How about caviare sandwiches and
some of your champagne?"
The mom.'nt Janny disappear
ed Into the bed room Marie ran
over to Billy's side.
Billy, you must help me. I've
got Into such trouble. I've been
working for Lindsays, the Her
bert Lindsays, as governess or their
little girl, and Mrs. Lindsay is go
ing to divorce hor husband and
name mo as co -respondent; I
haven't done any thing, but 2
went to the country with the child
and Mr. Lindmiy drove down there
that was all but I've no de
fense; I don't know what to do. I
haven't enough money to get
home tonight.
"Marie, dearest! How could
this happen to you ? Working
when I gave you plenty of
mency "
"Oh, but Billy, I couldn't take
that, when I wasn't your wife any
longer. Just help me out of this,
that's all I ask. I wouldn't have
come to you If there'd been any
other way out. But I can't boar
to let that woman '
What's her name, Lindsay? I'll
see about this thing in the morn
ing. Don't you worry another In
state about It, dear. Now, sit
down here "
"Billy. I can't stay any longer.;
Just lend me car fare home, and;
I II go."
He had risen to stand bosido ,
her; now he laid his hands gently
on her shoulders and drew hor to
him.
'Do you think I'm going to lot
you run away -from me in any such
way?" he demandod, "I'm going,
to sond you homo In may car;
"Sportsmanship"
Some "sportsmen" of the Rogue river section are pro
testing any closed season on steclhead trout, desiring the con
tinued privilege of catching spawing fish and thus hastening
extermination.
Just what sport there is in taking gravid and spent fish
of any kind is difficult to ascertain. They are in no condi
tion to make a good fight, while, they are have lost their
flavor as food. ..
The winter run of steelhead, which is really only a sea
going rainbow or redside trout, spawn in February, March
and April. It would seem that anglers could be content with
nine months open season and leave three months for protec
tion and propagation.
The action of the Rogue river protestants is typical of
the sportsmanship that prevails in many sections of Ore
gon. The insistence or sportsmen Keeps tne season open
all year in coastal streams for trout over 10 inches in length,
that is all trout large enough to spawn, while open season
for all trout in all streams begins April 15, in the middle of
the spawning period, instead of in June, as it should.
Apparently sportsmen will not be willing to consider
proper safe-guarding and protection of trout until it is too
late.
Beauty Prizes.
if is, . f; -
w &tis
Adrienne Dore, "Miss Los
Angeles," is home after a
tour of the East, bringing
with her the prizes she won
in the East. In the national
beauty contest she won sec
ond place.
Inke you home, if you'll lot mo.
Oh Marie, I've wanted so to talk
to you to "
"Pretty little scene!" Janny'8
voice cut In; they turned to see
her standing In the bedroom door
looking at them, a cynincal smile
twisting her lips. "Really. Bill,
nobody's ever think you and I
were ging to be married next
week, If tthey could see you now!"
Hilly sighed; Marie's quick ears
caught that sigh, and her heart
went out to him. Was It possible
that Billy was realslzing that he
had made a mistake, and wishing
tthat he could retrace his Steps
and get out of It. He had changed
since she last saw him, he looked
older, and some of the buoyancy
of movement and manner that had
made him so boyish was gone
Janny caught It too. Quickly sho
came over to him and put one arm
around his neck.
"Tired, honey?" ehe asked car
essingly. "Never mind; we'll have
some supper and you can take me
home, and the first thing you
know we'll be married and go off
to Europe and you can forget all
the things that bother you here."
"Cut Janny, if things don't
Htraisnten out at the factory I can't
pewibly sail next week, he told
Iter.
"Oh, but you've got to," she told
him airily. "You're not going to
change our honeymoon plans for
any silly old business matters, I
can tell you right now!"
Over her shouldor Billy raised
worried eyes to Marie's sympathet
ic onee.
(Continued tomorrow)
Protect Your Child's Health
Through thoughtlessness the
slight cough or cold of a child is
often neglected and becomes ser
ious. A few dosea of FOLEY'S
HONEY AND TAR COMPOUND,
at small cost, taken at the onset
of the cold brings speedy relief.
Be prepared, have a bottle of this
safe, reliable cough remedy on
hand, and give promptly when a
cough or cold is detected. Equal
ly effective for older persons. De
mand FOLEY'S HONEY AND
TAR. Adv.
THURSDAY AT 10
The armory wiP. be opened to
morrow morning to permit the
seven community and 28 indus
trial exhibits to be installed in
readiness lor the big annual corn
and industrial show which will
officio lly open Hl doors to the
Muiiuu and l'oik couuty public at
promptly 10 o clock Thursday
morning. From then until Satur
day the show will be In full swing.
opening each day at iu o ciocu in
the morning and closing at 10
o'clock in the evening.
The commui ities which will
have exhiibts lure havo been hold
ing community shows this week,
prize winning exhibit at thoso
shows to be given places at t lit
big Bhow here.
As added features to the pro
gram which horetoforo has been
announced the siata training
school band will play Thursday
and Friday evenings and on Satur
day evening the Kcv. U. S. Crow-
Freshen Up!
"Cascarets"10c
Don't sLay head
achy, bilious, con
stipated, sick! Take
one or two Caeca'
in 1 1 dly stimulate
your liver and start
your bowels. Then
vou will feet. fine.
your head becomes
ciear, s i o m a c n
sweet, tongue pink and skin rosy.
Nothing else cleans, sweetens,
and refreshes the entire system
like pleasant, harmless candy liic?
"Cascarets." They never gripe,
overact, or sicken. Directions for
men, women, children on cacr
box drugstores. Adv.
Mothers, Do This
When the Children CourIi. Rub
Musterole on Throats and Chests
No telling how soon the symp
toms may develop into croup, or
worse. And'then's when you're
glad you have a jar of Musterole
at hand to give prompt relief. It
does not blieter.
As first aid, Musterole Is excel
lent. Keep a jar ready for instant
use.
It is the remedy for adults, too.
Relievos sore throat, bronchitis,
tonsilitie, croup, stiff neck, osth
ma, neuralgia, headache, conges
tion, pleurisy, rheumatism, lum
bago, pains and nches of back or
joints, sprains, soro muscles, chil
blains, frosted feet and colds of
the chest (it may prevent pneu
monia.) To Mothers: Musterole is al
so made in milder form for
babies and small children.
Ask for Children's Musterole
Jars & Tubes
Better than a Mustard Plaster
dcr will epeuk ou the economic
conditions in the Pacific north
west. Throughout the afternoons and
evenings of the three days it is
planned to havo some special fea
tures going most of the time and
In addition there aro indication
that the community and indus
trial exhibits will be more worth
while than at any preceding Bhow.
The chamber hopes to beat even
lust year's record? with attend
ance when oar 10,000 people
passed before the exhibits.
"I Sure Was A Cripple"
Hacked With Pain Ho Hobbled
Around, A Victim of
NEURITIS
Now Takes a Few Tablets When
Spell C'oiiira mill Is O. K.
"1 have been using your Eopa
Neuritis Tablets for two years
and sure bad somo good results.
I was In Sealtte in 1923 and
euro was a cripple. Now every
time I get a little spell I take a
few tablets and next day oil is
ptme. I just want to thank you
for the Rood you aro doing to
tho world and the money you
aro saving Iota of poor people.
Ijow of my friends got cured
uluce I got Eopa Neuritis Tab
lets In our town. Sincerely and
thankfully yours." (Signed)
Fred Miller.
Sharp, dnrting pnins in neck,
face, back, arms and Icrs are a
sign of Neuritis, a disease of tho
nerves. Frequently joints be
come stiff and aching. Eopa
Neuritis Tu'blets go direct to
the cause and help restore tho
Inflamed nerves to their form
er healthy stuto. Absolutely
harmless, no bromides, narcot
ics or coal tar products. For
quick relief get Hopa Neuritis
Tablets. AH Kood drugKlHls. Al
ways In stock at J. C. Perry
drug store. Adv.
DUMB DORA
By Chick Young
J GUE,DEM2.NOU DOM'T GtTEKOjdiH
EVEBC15E-A BVG STROM&r
) MAM UKE SOU MEEDS A J
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Vt-rt TO K EEP PIT
5
More Confusion to Mr. Mencken
From the Eugene Guard.
You remember, of course what
a thorough Job wo did tho other
day In rebuking, Mr. If. I. Menc
ken for his nspoi'Kions In Oregon,
Well, our efforts hnvo been roln
forccd ably so. Tho Salem Cap
ital Journal has noticed and been
impressed with Mr. Mencken's er
roneous statements concerning our
f.ilr state, ns quoted in Tho Guard,
and it hurls back In Mr. Monckcn's
teeth several compelling points
thnt wo hadn't thought of, they
being based upon incidents and
facts more or less dependent upon
tho locale nnd ntmosphero of Sa
lem. Says the Capital Journal In
part:
It is evident that Mr. Mencken
does not read tho newspapers or
ho would havo heard about tho Oro
gon girl who advertised in the Cap
ital Journal to pay $400 for a three,
months husbnml, nnd about the
Oregon mnn who threw t, tough
beefsteak through a Salem plato
glnHs whitlow. Oregon has plenty
of claims to fame there's the Ore
gon school bill wo advertised to
rank along with our other inven
tions, the Oregon system, the Ore
gon boot nnd Oregon Jones. And
last but not least, hasn't Oregon
Juut been saved by Hilly Sunday?
Oregon, we would have Mr. Menc
ken and other benighted eastern
ers understand, Is a great stato.
And as fundamentalists we don't
want any of his monkey-shines
moonshine is gnml enough for Oro
goniiins. Now then, Mr, Mencken, answer
us this us and the Cupltal Jour
nal: Did you or did you not over
see anybody throw a beefsteak
through a plato-glasn window Y
We divine your answer; you did
not. Such a tiling couldn't happen
anywhere elso but In Salem. It was
mado possible thero through the
fact that as Salem Is the stato cap
ital and our chief political center,
folks thero aro export In throwing
tho bull. Tho beefsteak that was
thrown through the plate glass win
dow was undoubtedly that kind of
a beefsteak. Tho episode gives
Salem n real distinction, and forms
a mighty Item In tho cntaloguo of
refutation of Mr. Mencken's slnn
derous insinuation thnt Oregon Is
ordinary and unknown.
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BRINGING- UP FATHER
By George McManoa
ECOND WIVE
By VIOLET DARE
TOO liATM!
It seemod to Mario that one of
tho most curious things that had
happened to her since she had
divorced DUly was tho ovent which
was taking place this evening her
being thero in this apartment with
tho woman for whom ho had ask
ed to leavo him, watting for him
to come home. Sho could not help
wondering whether he was still nt
the factory, and what was going
ou there. Sho would have gone
to her own home, If she had had
any money, or if she had not been
too exhausted to walk.
Tho clock over the fireplace
struck one, half past one, i-vo,
Then nt Inst there was a step In
theo outer hall, the noise of a koy
turning in tho door. Mario roose
from her chair just as Billy came
In.
' "Marie! Ho rnnifl forward eag
erly nnd bent to kiss her, as II
not hlng had ever come bel ween
them. Marie drew back, with a
wnn little smile."
"Not any more. Hilly," she re
minded him. Sho would have giv
en her very soul for that kiss; nil
her being was hungry for It. Bui
eb e knew thnt if ever ngafn she
felt the perfect comfort of his em
brace she could not fao life with
out It.
"It's so good to find you here."
ho told her, by way of apology.
"It'fl wondorfull Things nro in
a Jam down ut tho factory; I'vo
been there slnco early tins after
noon. And now "
"Well. Hill! I" Janny's voltco
camo languidly from the couch as
he turned over, opened her eyes,
nnd sat up, pushing her yellow
hair bock from her face with both
hands. "Come here nnd kiss mo!"
ae commanded. Hillly crossed the
rcom slowly, with the step of a
weary man obeying nn order, not
with the cagernetvi with which he
1'od hurried to Mario a moment
before. Marie tried to look away
but could not; she stood thero as
If held by somo Invisible power,
watching Janny receive the klsH
which she had blteiiy denied her
self.
Janny drew Hilly down on thoi
couch to sit beside her, and put I
her head on hits shoulder. Marie
dropped Into another chair. How
cculd she tell him what had
brought hero there with Janny
listening?
welu'-wh oio vou Let him 1
ELL. 00 A,M INbORKKCE POLICY?
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